#oneshot liveblog

[mmliveblog]

I see. It’s all coming together now.

It’s like we have to recreate the bond between me and Niko except between the Entity and the people in this simulation.

I think?

[blorbologist]

PEOPLE TO REACH OUT TO: LAERRYN??

THIS WRINKLY FUCKING NOBODY, THIS BOTTOMFEEDER, PRESUMED TO BE ABLE TO CONTACT LAERRYN CORAMAR-SEELIE OF THE RING OF BRASS, ARCHITECT ARCANE??? THE FUCKING AUDACITY OF THIS BITCH -

[gobliiine]

I’m not surprised they didn’t really acknowledge it but I’m imagining Dorian expecting to cuddle up big spoon middle spoon little spoon, but then Fearne fucks off somewhere and then it’s just him and Orym looking at each other awkwardly trying to decide whether or not they’re allowed to touch each other

[sparring-spirals]

it will never stop being endearing the way the rest of the cast gets hyped and cheers and ooh's and ahhh's whenever matt brings out a new map. Matt finishes laying out some top tier horror, and mid "hey what the FUCK-" their disgust and shock immediately dissolves into "OOOH" "MAP 3 MAP 3 MAP 3" "WOOOOO" as a new battle map comes out.

[sincerely-sofie]

Chapter 10 of Sofie Plays "Slay the Princess": The Prisoner (Part 2) + The End

I'M NOT CRYING. I'M JUST ALLERGIC TO POIGNANT STORYLINES OKAY?

[ Beginning ] - [ Previous Part ]

Hey Narrator? Narrator, remember when you said I'm finite and mortal? Narrator, why am I apparently very similar to the Princess in my inability to starve to death? Narrator? Huh? Narrator?

Not gonna lie, before the confirmation that we aren't any closer to death after being here for decades uncounted, I thought that the player character was going to eat the Princess. Glad that's not how things turned out!

I SEE THOSE FEATHER BARBS IN THE CORNERS OF THE SKY. I SEE THAT RED TINT. I HEAR THAT AMBIENCE. FINAL PRINCESS SWEEP LET's GOOOOOOO

It's time for the (presumably) last mirror selfie! Let's see how horrific we look after spending seeming eons locked away!

what

HEY WAIT WAIT WAIT ALL OF THE TIMES "NOTHING" WAS REFERRED TO AS A CONCRETE FACTUAL FORCE ARE FLOODING BACK TO ME. IS THIS A METAPHOR OR LITERAL OR---

*Kingdom Hearts Character Voice* "No, I'm me."

wait wh

Playing 20 Questions with the world's most cringefail loserman and then this absolute bombshell gets dropped

I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE LONG QUIET THING? AND THE PRINCESS BEING DEATH? Y'ALL I THOUGHT YOU WERE LAUGHING AT ME BEING AN IDIOT WHEN I SAID THAT STUFF

YOU FRICKIN' HECKER. SHE'S DEATH IN THE SENSE OF THE TAROT CARD--- ENDINGS AND BEGINNINGS. OH MY GOODNESS SHE'S THE EMBODIMENT OF CHANGE.

I asked the Narrator why Death took the form of a Princess and he said "buddy I'm not going to psychoanalyze why you've got a thing for princesses with what little time I have left."

I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE TWO OF US BEING THE SAME BEING ORIGINALLY TOO????????

Okay so. Big ol' conflict with the Shifting Mound. I didn't answer to her during any of it, and now I'm back at the start with the Hero offering to narrate my surroundings for me. What a chad. Love that guy.

We enter the basement with no knife in hand.

I apologized for the time I hurt the Princess, and she pretty much gave me a Look and said "I ATE YOU THE FIRST TIME WE MET. DON'T APOLOGIZE. GOOD GLORY."

"After everything that has happened with this, will you tell me your name?" "I'm fine being called Princess. You never told me your name either, you know." "I don't think I have one." "Then I guess I'll just have to call you Quiet :)" CHOMPING THROUGH A STEEL BEAM THEY'RE ADORABLE

"I don't think I want to be a god." "Me neither. At the end of the day, it just feels like waking up in another basement." OUAGAHAHGAGHHHHH

Told her I wanted to leave with her, but not as gods. To leave the cabin as "just you and me." The Hero was like "Gonna hang back and find the other Voices. This next bit is just for you two. Go get 'em, lovebirds." BEST WING MAN

She hesitated at the cabin door and I asked her if she was ready. We opened it together. And Sofie bursts into tears IRL.

I know there's so much more to this game but I feel like I got the ultimate ending with this. Two offshoots sprouting from unknowable beings and playing at mortality together, forgetting that they know everything for a while so that they can learn each other for the first time again. It's so delightful and I need to let it sink in for a while.

[damiansgoodgirll]

Coming out from an abusive relationship and Jey uso finding out that yr boyfriend was violent please ❤️😩

jey uso x reader

tw : abusive relationship, mention of violence and angst

no one can hurt you

your best friend jey was helping you moving out from your old apartment into your new one.

it was hard leaving everything behind but after years of struggling with your psychotic boyfriend you knew you had to do something.

so you did all by yourself. you looked for a new place to stay and without even saying it to your boyfriend you applied and got the apartment.

you knew your boyfriend would never let you go that’s why you needed someone to help you packing and moving stuff out before he would come home. jey said yes without even questioning you. he believed you had your reasons and didn’t want to overstep your boundaries.

he knew your boyfriend was the jealous type. he knew he was very possessive towards you and he also knew he would scream at you sometimes but he he definitely didn’t know about him laying his hands on you. that man would be dead if jey knew.

but jey’s eyes caught a purple spot behind your neck while you were moving boxes around.

“y/n…what is that?” he asked without thinking twice. he really hoped you fell, he really hoped it wasn’t what he was thinking but it definitely didn’t look like a bruise you could get from falling.

“what is what?” you asked.

“that…” he pointed out your neck and you quickly went to cover it with your hair.

“nothing…i just fell” you said trying to drop the topic.

“no you didn’t” he said coming towards you but he stopped the moment he saw you flinching.

“we should hurry, he’s gonna be home in a few hours” you said.

“did you just flinch?” he asked completely shocked. you didn’t answer but your look told him enough “y/n please…tell me what’s going on” he begged you.

he cared to much about you to see you suffer like this.

“nothing’s going on…now can we continue please?” you asked, not wanting to talk about it. but jey wasn’t having it.

“did he do that?” he asked and your look was enough to give him the answer he was looking for “fuck…did he lay his hands on you?” he asked, clearly mad. still you didn’t answer “fuck…”

you turned around not even being able to look at him in the eyes but he gently moved you to face him.

“y/n please…”

“yes…he did this” you whispered.

jey’s hand gently lifted your chin up and made you look at him in the eyes.

“tell me it was an accident…tell me he didn’t purposely do it, tell me…shit please tell me it was an accident and that he didn’t mean to hurt you” he hoped with every cell in his body that it was like this but he already knew the answer. why you were moving out without your boyfriend to know it.

“he…he…i’m sure he didn’t want to hit me” you said “it just happened”

“we both know that’s not what happened…” he gently said “how long has this been going on?”

you knew you couldn’t keep any secret to jey so you started telling him all the truth “he…he started being violent four months ago” you saw jey getting mad “it started as an accident but then i felt like he had fun doing it…i just i couldn’t stop it, i was terrified and i had no idea of what to do…” you cried and his arms engulfed you in a big hug.

“it’s okay y/n, he can’t hurt you now, no one can hurt you…i promise you i’ll keep you safe” he said gently stroking your hair.

“i’m not your problem jey, you have a lot going on and i don’t want to be a burden…”

were you crazy? he wanted to shout and scream how much he loved you but he knew he couldn’t, not when you were in this state, so delicate and fragile.

“no y/n, don’t ever think you’re a burden to me, shit no…you’re my best friend” he wanted to tell you, he really wanted to “…you’re my best friend and i want to keep you safe, i want you to feel safe and happy again”

you couldn’t believe it. for the first time ever you felt like someone really appreciate you and you couldn’t be more grateful.

“okay…” you whispered.

he gently wiped your tears away and helped you packing. you knew you had to be careful and move quickly because your boyfriend was coming home from work and you didn’t want to see him ever again.

he helped you pack everything in his big truck and together drove towards your new place. you liked it there, it was quiet and peaceful and closer to jey’s home.

he stayed with you that night, offering you to help emptying all your boxes away so with two large coffees you stayed up all night. your boyfriend saw you went missing and called you so many times you thought your phone was going to explode but jey handled the situation by blocking him and deleting his number.

you were really grateful to have someone like jey in your life.

[atthebell]

cellbit's pained thumbs up smile during this nut debacle

[agnesandhilda]

michael kaiser childhood trauma inspiring gay anime lovers to turn out art at a rate I didn't previously believe was possible

[luminousstardust]

ohhh what fucking magical trouble has yussa got himself in now…. matt said he hasn’t responded to letters in a few months and my IMMEDIATE thought was that he got himself Happy Fun Ball’d again

[mmliveblog]

congrats on making it to solstice! excited to see the rest of the playthrough :]

Thank you! I don't know what's in store, but I had no idea there was a whole other run to unpack so I'm pretty dang excited too.

It's like getting a surprise free bonus stack of pancakes at the Original Pancake House.

[towniehuyendo]

bruce: im actually very touch adverse :/

manoel: YOU LITERALLY LICKED MY PEN

[toby-du-coeur]

p5 tdc liveblog feat. death cannot stop true homoerotic rivalry, only delay it

masterpost

DAMN that is a Shot

the bodybags :( :(

people of panem, we fight! we dare! we end this.... wrong dystopia

he has like.. a barcode

the hood is giving assassin!brenda which would be. so sick

"YOU ARE GOOD WICKED"? that's what we've been saying the whole time - "wckd is the disease" hahha more literally than you knoww, considering the origin of said disease

see it's a shortcut! d-e-a-d-l-y f-o-r-c-e, shortcut!

but sir but look at thomas' picture he's so squinty and cute 🥺

DO NOT MOCK MY GRIEF i died that day - this is giving buttercup & Man In Black, hold up i've gotta write a oneshot real quick

looks like a parking garage? kinda cool base of operations

the sunlight making everyone all fluffy and haloed for their Dramatic Reunion

NEWT RECOGNISES HIM FIRST -

dangg i know you want him but get a r o o m

holy fuck not newt, who is currently losing his memory & self and succumbing to rage, being thomas' memory and preventing him from losing himself and succumbing to rage - he HAS to see his future in the way thomas loses control here im. im not ok

Fry is full of ONLY LOVE and pride in gally's character growth :') their bond is so special im surprised more ppl don't ship it?

[sparring-spirals]

"TONIGHT WE MELT BUTTER" as a battle cry against a bunch of crustaceans is very good actually. full points

[luckthebard]

Absolutely stunning end to the Generation Nord oneshot, Sam having not planned for them to utterly fail the final challenge is the best possible way this could have ended.

[damiansgoodgirll]

Heyy! Could you do Damian Priest x fem!reader who takes care of him after an injury

Love your work <3

damian priest x reader

different prospective

you always knew that your boyfriend’s job was dangerous, but you always thought in the back of your mind that at least he was being careful, that he had a friend that would look out for him, and it was exactly like that, he had so many friends in the wrestling business that cared for him, but as you knew his job wasn’t very usual and that an injury soon or later would come.

you always thought that later would be best, maybe when he was too old for wrestling, so he would agree to settle down with you and start a family.

he knew you weren’t a wrestling fan, and no matter what he did, you never changed your mind. you weren’t much for violence and even though it was all entertainment you couldn’t stop but worry for him, that’s why you hardly watched his matches. you followed him on tour.

of course he wanted you there because he always said that you were his lucky charm but you wouldn’t attend too many shows also because you were pretty impressionable and he knew our overwhelmed you would get. he preferred to know that you were safe in your hotel room, instead of being in a large and loud crowd.

while he was fighting against sami and kevin he injured his shoulder. he didn’t say nothing at first, thinking that he could fight again, but he felt the pain becoming unbearable.

rhea and finn noticed it too and when the match was over they helped him getting backstage.

“how you’re gonna tell her?” rhea teased him and even if he wanted to laugh, he couldn’t, because he knew how worried you could get, especially if damian was injured.

“don’t know…don’t wanna know” he said while he was sat in the medical bay.

you knew that the match was over, and it was kind of weird that damian hadn’t texted you yet.

you were too lost in your mind to ear the hotel door opening and seeing rhea helping damian sitting on the bed.

“what the! what happened?” you almost shouted when you saw he couldn’t walk straight and had to sit down. you also saw the bandage on his shoulder and you almost had an heart attack.

“it’s nothing i assure you” he smiled at you kicking his shoes off, while he got more comfortable on the bed.

“yes, he will be fine” rhea added but your eyes looked like could kill so she saw that as an opportunity to leave you two alone.

you were too focused on his arm and leg that you didn’t even noticed the scratches on his face.

“dam you’re face…” your hand gently touched his cheek “you’re bleeding” you said.

“it’s nothing i promise you…i’m fine” he kept smiling. you were the one who was supposed to take care of him and instead he was the one keeping you calm.

“let me get something for your face…” you whispered.

you moved to the bathroom and got some alcohol to clean his wounds. you gently did that and even if you were scared as hell you wanted to show him that you were there for him.

“come here…” you softly smiled at him, making more space on the bed so he could lay next to you “ does your shoulder hurt?”

“not much…it did before but now it’s better”

“and your leg?” you asked him again.

“a little when i walk” he said.

“well luckily for you tomorrow we can stay in bed all day so i can take care of you” you snuggled closer to him and he let his head rest on your shoulder.

“take care as…” he teased.

“nope, no sex, you’re injured” you said.

“but”

“no but, you’re injured so you’re gonna stay in bed while eating and watching some shows and movies until we have to take off again” you said looking at him.

“fine by me…as long as you’re here” he kissed your cheek.

“dam…”

“mh?”

“why wrestling? you know you could have been a professor or a doctor or whatever normal jobs that’s out here, why the heck did you choose wrestling?” you asked laughing.

he was laughing too, he knew you weren’t serious and the tone you used confirmed him that “i guess i had a different prospective, i mean i wasn’t a normal kid so why would i choose a normal job?”

“fair…” you said smiling “just don’t die the next time, otherwise i’ll kill you”

“i promise you” he kissed your cheek again and before you could both lay in bed you gently helped him changed him from those jeans to a pair of shorts and helped him remove his t-shirt as you knew he loved sleeping shirtless.

you brushed his hair and let it go loose over his back and you helped him back in bed.

“do you need anything? water? painkillers?” you asked him.

“just you…” he opened his not injured arm for you to snuggle close to him and he let you rest your head on his chest as you both fell asleep in each other’s arms.

[atthebell]

everyone else: oh hey there's a hole in your hand

bruce: train's haunted

everyone else: what?

bruce: *unzipping the detective's face* train's haunted