#only 90s kids remember

[dankxsinatra]

[semiotomatics]

[isaacsapphire]

Him: "The parenting philosophy of the 90s seems like it was taylored to create radicals, extremists, and suicide bombers."

[anna-neko]

this meme just reached out and punched me.... with a senior discount couponbook

[spiderpinata]

Gonna start coloring my comics like this.

[alartist]

[acollapsar]

this is.... almost like facebook poking

[four-for-fidelity]

Emma Sen.

Aim.

The Messenger.

MSN. Aim. Messenger.

I’ve cracked the code

[skin-slave]

Omg did you know Mr. Conductor from Shining Time Station was in a band?

[literary-claustrophobia]

[ballroomfitz]

Silly Little Queers In Their Silly Little Outfits

[iloveabunchofgenres]

Theme From C Bear and Jamal

Tone Loc

People think narcolepsy means you fall fast asleep without warning, and the boss gets furious that someone's snoring during his big speech at the important business meeting. Or you're checking your baggage at the airport, right, and clunk! Now your hands are folded neatly under your head as you zip across a series of conveyor belts, nestled between suitcases and boxes, and when you wake up in Timbuktu. I have not ever dropped to the floor and started snoring like a cartoon character. I didn't get an official diagnosis until just a few months ago, at age 34, because my experience with narcolepsy is so unlike anything I'd ever seen depicted in media that the possibility I might have it never even crossed my mind. When I was 28, I was working as a high school paraeducator. I was helping one of my kids on a health class assignment, a research project on narcolepsy. It was the fist time I'd seen any real information about the symptoms. Insomnia? That was a surprise. That's the opposite of what I thought narcolepsy was. Sleep paralysis? Weird, I have a long history of sleep paralysis, but it happens to everybody, right? And what is this word, cataplexy? Wait, that scary thing where my body goes limp and I lose all muscle tone has a name??? I called a doctor as soon as I could, begged for a sleep study, made the test's technicians laugh with how off-the-scales my results were, and returned to the doctor to be told... "Well, narcolepsy is really rare." I said, "Yes. It is rare. And some people have it. And I think I might be one of them." My current doctor, a specialist who was able to make a diagnosis from those same test results, says it's not common, but it's not that rare. My old doctor, like most people, just didn't know anything about narcolepsy. So let me contribute to public understanding in my small, anecdotal way. Narcolepsy is when I unconsciously take down all the little things that were stuck to the decorative shelf in my bedroom (I still haven't found all the pushpins I removed) before sleepwalking into someone else's room at 4:00 in the morning, all while dreaming about C Bear and Jamal. So when you bump into your shelf and it starts to fall - Narcolepsy, y'all! Pushpins in your hand and LEGO on the floor - Narcolepsy, y'all! When you sleepwalk down the hall and open up the door - Narcolepsy, y'all! It's the funky sleep disorder we don't fully understand

[isaacsapphire]

No One Gives A Shit That You're A Jesus Freak

It occurred to me that the through line of presenting your demographic as victims as a culture war tactic traces back very clearly to the Religious Right of the Nineties and their drive to be persecuted.

[jana-aych-ess]

remember blockbuster? they should make a store like blockbuster but for books. they should make a store like blockbuster but for food.they should make astore like blockbuster but forpeoplethey shouldmake a store likeblockbuster but fortimespent inquietcontemplationthey shouldmakeastorelikeblockbuste

[annunakitty]

Am I the only person on the planet that remembers "Suck An Egg" candy?

from Spangler, the Dum Dum folks. It was basically just a big, egg-shaped jawbreaker on a stick and had a handy plastic case so you could suck on it for a while and then close it up for later. It was great/awful

[oneheadtoanother]