#oppang

[vchae]

pairing :: jaehyun x reader.

genre :: fluff (not really).

word count :: 562.

warnings :: mentions of food, cursing, they argue over food,jaehyun's lovesick, not proofread so there might be errors, Imk if there's some more cuz literally no point of this drabble at all.

zahra's note :: EEUUEUEUE this sucks sm I'm gonna cry but it's okay I'm a kid and this is my first time writing so excuse me oppang >_< 🐬🐬

summary :: when your brother's friend, jaehyun, has been keeping secrets.

You were doing what any sane and bored would do on a Friday evening,making a smoothie,when you noticed someone beside you and the sound of the microwave.

Jaehyun,sungho's friend,was currently heating up some packaged popcorn while leaning against the counter. It was Friday,of course,he came over as usual. Those losers didn't have anything better to do than horde up the couch.

There was an awkward silence,the only sound being the annoying singing of the microwave and the sound of your blender struggling.

"Hey." You finally spoke,looking over at him. He only shot you a glance,before looking away.

"Hi." He replied in a barely audible voice,scratching the back of his neck. There was silence again.

"So..what are you making?" He already knew the answer yet he still tried to start a conversation,fiddling with his sleeve.

"A smoothie." You replied,pouring the drink out into a glass.

"That's not a smoothie,it's a milkshake." He frowned. You raised an eyebrow,holding back a scoff.

"It's a smoothie dumbass,I know what I'm making."

"Yeah but you put milk in it so it's milkshake." He complained.

"Well we put milk in smoothies too." You retorted with an eye roll.

"That's the same thing and it doesn't deny my point- you put milk in milkshakes that's why they're called MILKshakes." He emphasized the word 'milk',acting all dramatic. He didn't even know why he was fighting with you over a stupid milkshake..over smoothie,whatever.

It was just an excuse to talk to you. He would never say it,not even to his own best friend, sungho who is probably the worst person to talk to about this. But he had the fattest crush on you- the most embarassing and awkward crush on you. He tried not to look at you because he knew you were too good for him,but he just ended up looking weird and ignorant. He was too scared to say it,and he didn't even realise his own crush either at first. But after dozens and dozens of hang outs at your place,in the same house as you where you would always wander around,looking for a chance to annoy him and sungho — he finally realised that maybe you were cute, everything about you was cute. Atleast in his eyes.

"Hey asshole- you good?" He got broken out if his trance when you snapped your fingers in front of his face.

"Yeah..yeah." he muttered, clearing his throat.

"You didn't even pay attention to me. This is a smoothie because it has only fruits and milk,no fancy stuff like ice cream or syrup. Smoothie is much better and healthier and just heaven." You continued rambling while he just watched you with a shy expression,getting tense for no reason at all.

"Oh- and your popcorn's burning." Your voice caught his attention,making his eyes widen as he turned around,looking at the microwave.

He cursed under his breath,quickly taking out the popcorn and almost burning his hand in the process,but despite his oh so sacrifial efforts,the popcorn was left as barely edible. It was still edible enough for sungho though.

"I hope you get constipated after eating that." You chuckled,going up to your room. Only after shooting him a brief glance.

"Fuck you.." He muttered with a heavy sigh,watching you walk away.

How long will he keep cursing at your face while ignoring his feelings?

tagging because I can :: @dodofiles @dodoyaps @goldoie @riyangiis @i-zna

[xhyzhao]

Can you do ni-ki mb pls 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

Can you do ni-ki mb pls 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

✉️ yes uwu here you go oppang > // <

[chweso]

HAIOOO I RLY LIKE UE MOODBOARDS THEY'RE SOOOO CREATIVE LOVE IT !! 🥖🥖👌👌

Saranghaeyo oppang >< ok but seriously thank you for your supportive words I'm crying rn I love your blog mr/Mrs/ms boyishdoll.

[xelasrecords]

Jumin & MC Language Disparity: Aegyo Edition!

Excuse me while I cry trying to explain this with my limited Korean vocabulary. Google translate did NOT help. Apparently it doesn't understand aegyo.

Remember this honey bunny tidbit from Jumin's day 11 chatroom? I've always found it odd due to how random it is, so I went to see what goes on in the Korean chat and turns out Jumin and you are having a full-blown baby-talk session!

Let me present you the literal translation for the Korean counterpart:

MC: woori jyagi wajjyeong? (is our honey here?) Han Jumin: wajjyeo? (here?) Han Jumin: ah... Han Jumin: geureon uimigun (so that's what it means) Zen: mwoya...;; (what the...;;) Han Jumin: wajjiyeom (your honey is here)

This is where it gets interesting. In Korean, baby-talking is called aegyo and is often deemed cute (or cringe depending on your taste). When you talk in aegyo, you add an extra sound of -m or -ng at the end of your word, like calling your older boyfriend 오빠 (oppa) as 오빵 (oppang). You can also modify them, like turning 자기 (jagi) to 쟈기 (jyagi). Aegyo is usually spoken in a high-pitched voice and aided with cutesy gestures. It's something you do for fun with your friends, significant others or people you feel comfortable with.

Now, we all know Jumin is a no-nonsense person who's not well-versed in modern culture, albeit he has shown interest in it. The closest comparison to him practicing aegyo would be talking like Yoosung—Yoosung uses a lot of aegyo either when he's whining or happy, and honestly he's adorable for it.

Click here to watch the example of aegyo. If you skip to 0:51 you can see how woori jyagi is spoken in real life.

THE EXPLANATION

In the chat above, you start the conversation by aegyo-fying your question of whether Jumin has come to the chatroom. The normal way of asking it would be 주민씨 왔어요? (jumin-ssi wasseoyo?)

There are multiple layers to this. First, the usage of woori jyagi, which directly translates to our honey indicates affectionate possession. You can say 내 자기 (nae jagi) to mean my honey, but for the sake of aegyo, woori is used and jagi is turned to jyagi, as per the example before.

Second, you turn 왔어요 (wasseoyo) to 와쪙 (wajjyeong), which Jumin repeats out of confusion. When he catches on, he verbalises his realisation in his usual speaking style, but Zen is already like "what the heck?" because the mere sight of Jumin mimicking baby-talk is freaking him out LOL.

Then as the grand finale bam bam, Jumin plays along by answering you with 와찌염 (wajjiyeom) instead of 왔어 (wasseo).* From the context, you can glean that he refers to himself in third person, which is what acting cute is all about.

*If you're wondering about the difference between -jjyeong and -jjiyeom, it's because the former is phrased as a question while the latter is an answer.

This whole exchange is very funny that I cracked up the first time I read it. I couldn't believe Jumin would actually say that.

So yeah, you just baby-talked to him and he did it back. Now imagine Jumin doing aegyo in that deep voice of his, complete with a poker face and a mischievous glint in his eyes. Can you? Because I so can and therefore need a live demonstration ASAP to confirm my imagination.

BONUS

Zen makes a barfing noise. He says eu-weg.

[peccablekumiho]

Lmfao

That transition from SHIBAL NYEON-AH! to oppang in ep 15 is killing me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[tiocfaidharlulz]

I look beyond rough because I’m currently an invalid letting life beat her up, but HERE, and I should be ashamed that I spent this money on this hoodie, but unfortunately @ghostofneuroses created a bunch of fucking monsters and I guess fucking bangtan for life now, boys.

Also, can we appreciate the colour arrangement in context here... Bangtan Éire, yo. Is Irish ARMY a thing? Are we starting the Bangtan ‘RA? 😂

[oppangofficial-blog]

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[hobismilitarywife]

🍞

you mean him ?

[hanhae]

thank u young b for changing your instagram handle from young b oppang to dickids young b!!

[taeyough]

Taeyeon: Woo-oppang, quando você vai vir me tirar desse lugar?

Taeyeon: É horrível, as pessoas são todas idiotas e tem o idiota alfa que é um babaca. Ele fica pegando no meu pé :(

Taeyeon: Aquele... Cosplay de poste ambulante. Eu não entendo o que as meninas veem de bonito nele, pra mim Hwang Joonwoo não passa de um bacalhau.

[rinbearz]

Went to Oppang in NC yesterday and got these two beauts.

[itsbap]

Jongup Instagram Story

SH: Oppang Kkkkk I'm in "Fall in love with the song" on tvn friday 7:40 Please help me promote it just once JU: What's this

trans by Kathymyon ; take out with full credit.

[youngmar4]

190908 JEONGMIN OFFICIAL INSTAGRAM UPDATE ~

😯bread…..

Comment by Byunghun: iam931123: Jeongmin oppang

-Byunghyun used 오빵 (oppang) as cute way to say 오빠 (oppa)>

Cr: boy_jm_ | Trans by me youngmar4 *u*💖

[hollowedcoves]

These buttons really speak to me~

[realbeagleeunwoo-blog]

don't yuck me, i'm trying to love you >:v\

yuck who u?

[chiveburger]

that video of yuto reading the pd’s question “lately, I’ve been enjoying bread. do you know what my favorite bread is called?” and before yuto can even comprehend the question kino is like “I also have a favorite kind of bread can I tell you what it is first? yuto oppang!” and yuto is like “............” until he finally got it n was like “ooooooh!!!!!! yuto OPPANG!!!! I should study korean more” but the whole time the both of them were lookin @ each other like ☺️😄😘 very classic yuki. god I lov zem