#or maybe it's me maybe im getting lazier with time

[espectres]

one day I'll be silly enough to make proper graphics for this blog

[puppyeared]

adhd is when you shoot for the moon but you forgot the rocket fuel and by the time you realize it everyones already on the moon and then you panic and crash into the sun and it explodes

[thatdeadaquarius]

I just reread your Language Barrier AU and the ballpoint where reader was pissed because these fuckers just couldn't help but talk like Zhongli-

MINCE YOUR WORDS.

IN ONE SENTENCE.

PREFERABLY 5 WORDS OR LESS.

EXPLAIN IT TO ME LIKE I'M RAZOR.

Argh, God. I'm getting mad just thinking about it. 😤 Imagine in a fight and these dudes just sttaight up blurted a fucking 5 book-length, hard bounded soliloquy- I cannot-

No, Venti, Kazuha. You cannot use Haikus-

No, Cyno, you cannot use jokes either- but that is debatable-

And Oh. My. God. I kept thinking about when fighting and y'all kept throwing words (like when using a skill) and I'm just here standing, bracing myself SO HARD trying not to laugh (also irl). And then maybe now and then some mistranslation on Reader's mind since they use JP VA since the start of Genshin (assuming they play?) are new to Teyvat's Language:

'One with the Floor!'

One with the what?

'Shake your ass, sir!'

Cue spitting tea-

(Sorry, that's just me mishearing things 💀) But like at those times, Reader is the one dying of laughter lol. Imagine them explaing to Beidou that they thought she said 'Power of the ending Hotdog' instead of 'Power that ended Haishan'.

Aight, imma just.. go.

*imma send this anonymously because im shy, but do know that I love bread 🥖

Also @2:20

For you 🤲🥨🍩🥧🥐all the bread for the superior ask, anon

I could definitely see myself saying "ONE SENTENCE. U HAVE TO RESPOND IN ONE SENTENCE ONLY." then they manage to still make it a whole 40 word sentence 💀

^^ Confused Bakugou gif is literally u being shocked bc u keep mishearing everyones bursts on the battlefield LMAO SHAKE UR ASS SIR THAT ONE TOOK ME TF OUT ANON

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"Speed of Bite!" (Keqing's Speed of Light lol)

"I will have whore her!" (Zhongli's I will have order 😭)

"Time for... Execution!" (Diluc's time for retribution lol)

...

You in the background like: 🧍‍♂️... tfs wrong with yall, u glitched??

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They're like, physically incapable of making your kind of simple blunt sentences

Like i think some people would get close: Albedo, Xinyan, Klee, Qiqi, Sayu (rlly likes it bc it lets them be lazier), Cyno (maybe at first but then he would like, explain for 10 min after every simple sentence what he meant like his jokes 😭), Hu Tao, Heizou, Lumine/Aether, Xiao (can kinda get close but he gets frustrated and then rants for 30 minutes lmao), Razor (holds the title for the closest to your simple speech,👏👏LMAO PPL ACCIDENTALLY THINKING HES A GOD)

♤

People who will never get it, not even if ur in battle & ur life depends on it LMAO:

Zhongli (he rlly wants to but habits over thousands of years r hard to break 🙏 rip), Yun Jin, Xingqiu, Kuni/Babygirl, Venti, Kazuha, Sucrose, Shenhe, Kokomi, Ei, Nahida (tho it was a valiant effort), Noelle, Alhaitham, Sara, Ningguang (she doesnt want to even try lol), Mona, Fischl, Jean, Ganyu, Eula, Barbara, Diluc + Kaeya (unsurpringly both of them are tied for being the worst attempts at speaking simply 💀, guess its just that fancy etiquette training, its too hard to break) 😔

♡

Yeah, ur pretty much begging the ppl who can get close to ur speech to constantly translate everyone else

Rest in peace traveler, theyre like the first person u turn to,

(Paimon is also kinda bad at speaking simply, closest shes gotten is when she demands food lol)

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Idk how good this was, but THANK U FOR THE ASK AGAIN I AM ALWAYS READY TO HEAR OTHERS MAKE MY BRAINROT WORSE OVER LANGUAGE GENSHIN <3

ALSO I CANT BELIEVE U SENT ME THAT CYNO JOKES VIDEO PLEASE ITS SO LONG IT WAS SO FUNNY I STILL HAVENT WATCHED THE FULL THING

Feel free to send another in whenever i love talking to yall ♡

Cheers,

🌒🌊🌧Aquarius♒️🌌🌘

♡ the beloveds:

@karmawonders

✨️✨️✨️✨️💖✨️✨️✨️✨️

[squishy-baexo]

Hello bar,

I’ve been following u for years now and I love how your belly is expanding and getting massive recently. I was wondering what were ur long-term goals in this fetish, do u have a goal weight or stuffs and are you starting to see impact on your health like being lazier, out of breath etc.

Thanks and much love 😘

Hey! Aww thanks for sticking around, hope you’re enjoying all the content 😘 and no, no goals really! As I’ve said loads of times, I’m not an intentional gainer (although you guys probably don’t believe me with the chub I’ve gained lately) so I have no weight goals. I like going with the flow and seeing where my greed takes me! Stuffing goal wise, a fantasy is to go to a buffet and film a public vídeo but i dont know if im brave enough! Whenever I see a curvage model post a vídeo of that kind I get SO jealous. Maybe one day 👀 but yeah, I’m definitely lazier nowadays and get out of breath doing the tiniest tasks haha!

[snaillock]

I totally understand how you feel, I've been feeling similar for months. I feel like people in the bllk fic part of the fandom on Tumblr has gotten so much less.... responsive? I rarely get fun tags or feedback and you know how often people send requests without reading my rules. It's become tiring.

I saw that in general, fanfic readers have become more silent and reblog less, comment less and give less feedback, no matter what fandom :( it's so sad because the whole reason to share fics is to bond with others who enjoy the same stuff. Bllk tumblr felt so different a year ago.

Take your time and return whenever you feel like it. Even if you just come here to post and reblog stuff that's not your fics, it's always nice seeing you on my dashboard :3

And remember. If snaillock has 100 fans im one of them‼️‼️ if snaillock has 10 fans im one of them‼️‼️ if snaillock has 1 fan thats me ‼️‼️ if snaillock has 0 fans i am dead‼️‼️

oh my god you get it you fucking get it!!

it’s so nice to see other people agree and relate to this. i would see fics in the blue lock fandom posted a long time ago and all the nice tags in the reblogs. it was so cool to see genuine discussion and commentary from the readers. it really makes me wish i started writing way back when.

i remember it would genuinely upset me whenever i posted a lazier piece with a simple format and it would get so many likes especially way more compared to the other stuff i would actually put my love and effort in. even then there was barely any meaningful interactions.

and you’re so right it doesn’t feel like sharing a mutual love for something cool anymore. it just feels so shallow now and has been for a while. maybe people aren’t seeing fanfics as a something someone put their heart into and instead as something to consume then move on to the next. no shade but you can definitely tell by what type of fics are always at the top.

it really sucks bc i just want a community to share to and there’s hardly any here.

man i really appreciate you mao!!!! you’re one of my greatest mutuals. i hope people start learning how to read so you can actually requests that don’t blatantly break your rules for once.

but i gotta say its always so fucking funny whenever someone breaks your rule and requests fem reader so you just change it into a trans or lesbian reader. i love it so much i can’t imagine their reaction.

[fox-the-artist-fruit-canid]

Sorry not sorry... =)

Im working in something,maybe its lazier since probably no image will be helping but its mostly for time adjustments.

Tho that image disclaimer sign is going to be just for me not getting showered in sand by accident.

Aniway this is all for now i will go back to work.

[chopstick-heartes]

Tw vent

Yeah I know I’m still a dependent. Yeah I know I have a few years from being on my own. But I can live independently. And I can certainly decide when I want to do certain things that regard my physical self. I don’t need you to dictate that for me, I don’t want you to dictate that for me, I should decide when I want to do stuff. Maybe instead of punishing the surface problem, you should maybe find out why it’s so hard for me? Maybe you should look into why showers take so much energy and they’re so draining instead of just telling me to do it anyway? Yeah I know I have to do it anyway, but I don’t wanna be so exhausted every time I get out! You’re autistic too, for Pete’s sake! You should know some things are disabling! That some things take so much work and energy to do that it’s exhausting! And I know, I just have to endure, but F—K! I DONT WANT IT TO BE A PUNISHMENT OR SOMETHING I FORCE MYSEKF TO DO! and I cant get a chair or something for the shower because it’s gonna be an inconvenience and yall are gonna say I don’t need it but I do! If that’s what I need to comfortably shower shouldn’t i make it comfortable?! Shouldn’t that be the price to pay for consistent showers?! A stupid chair?! and yeah, I can’t bring this up because guess what Im gonna get as a response:

“You’re not disabled, you don’t need it”

“It’s just gonna make you lazier”

“You’re gonna need to do it anyway”

“Do it anyway”

YEAH I KNOW I NEED TO DO IT ANYWAY. I just don’t wanna have to suffer for being clean. Maybe I need more help than you think.

[dogshit-enchantment]

venting

i feel like i havent been able to focus on anything i enjoy

totk kinda ruined zelda for me. crestoria and luminaria shutting down and the weird racism issues with arise ruined the tales of series for me. genshin kinda immediately took a nose dive so it never was fully enjoyable as a fandom to me. i fell out of love with guilty gear since my fear of antis getting ahold of my past ships makes me nauseous. even okage doesn't bring me as much joy as it used to. and pokemon is a fucking joke of a game series now, the mainline games have gotten worse and worse and lazier with each installment.

i cant tell if its my lack of enjoyment or if things are actively getting worse, maybe its both.

i feel like i cant even make ocs that are worth me being obsessed over.

like i enjoy my boys from red snow and i want to make another book for them, but i cant come up with anything worthwhile.

i want to make a dating sim, but i know the game dev burnout will never go away and i should give up while im ahead.

i wish i could get actual, proper help but everything is too expensive to even try

what a depressing fucking statement

whens the last time i got excited for anything

[underswitch-official]

CH2 P1

Everything is very white. As my eyes adjust, Asriel notices a camera hidden in the bushes. I see a path and run down it as fast as I can. I walk around a pretty thick stick, and after a few footsteps, it snaps. A few seconds later, I swear I hear footsteps behind me, and Asriel sees the silhouette of a tall skeleton. I run as fast as I can and reach a really big gate. I freeze in place as I hear more footsteps behind me.

" H u m a n .  D o n ' t  y o u  k n o w  h o w  t o   g r e e t  a  n e w  p a l?  T u r n  a r o u n d  a n d  s h a k e  m y  h a n d . "

I turn around slowly, and there's the silhouette that Asriel saw. They extend their hand in greeting, and I accept it. A whoopee cushion goes off, and the light reveals the skeleton.

"nyeh heh heh, the ol' whoopee cushion in the hand trick. it's always funny," the skeleton says.

I can't contain my laughter for very long, and Asriel moans.

The skeleton has a golden hoodie and grayish brown sweatpants.

"anyway, youre a human, right? that's hilarious. im papyrus, papyrus the skeleton. im supposed to be on watch for humans right now, but… y'know… i don't really care about capturing anybody. now my brother, sans, is a human-hunting FANATIC. hey, actually, i think that's him over there. ive an idea. go through this gate thingy. yeah, go right through. my bro made the bars too wide to stop anyone."

Papyrus ushers me through and leads me to a station of sorts with two snow rocks and a snowmonster.

"quick, behind that conveniently-sized snowmonster," he says. I run behind it, and Asriel says, "*It's a good thing this snowmonster is bigger than you, or else it wouldn't be a very good hiding place."

I nod and watch as a shorter skeleton angrily stomps forth.

"sup, bro?" Papyrus says casually.

"YOU KNOW WHAT 'SUP,' BROTHER! IT'S BEEN OVER A FORTNIGHT, AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T RECALIBRATED. YOUR. PUZZLES! YOU JUST HANG AROUND OUTSIDE YOUR STATION! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?!?" Sans rants.

"staring at this snowmonster. its really cool. do you wanna look?" Papyrus replies.

"NO!! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT!!" Sans says as he stomps angrily. "WHAT IF A HUMAN COMES THROUGH HERE!?! I WANT TO BE READY!!! I WILL BE THE ONE, I MUST BE THE ONE! I WILL CAPTURE A HUMAN!"

Sans stops stomping and poses with his hand on his chest. His light blue scarf-cape-thing billows despite there not being any wind. "THEN, I, THE EXCELLENT SANS, WILL GET EVERYTHING I UTTERLY DESERVE! RESPECT… RECOGNITION… I WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD! PEOPLE WILL ASK… TO BE MY… 'BUD?' " Sans looks like he's starting to get nervous, or confused, or both, "I WILL BATHE IN A SHOWER OF KISSES EVERY MORNING?"

"hmm…" Papyrus says. "maybe this snowmonster will help you."

"PAPYRUS!!" Sans shouts. "YOU ARE NOT HELPING!! YOU LAZYBONES!! ALL YOU DO IT SIT AND BONEDOGGLE! YOU GET LAZIER AND LAZIER EVERY DAY!!!" He blasts the snowmonster with a laser, and my helmet shatters. I curl up into a ball, and Sans doesn't notice me.

"hey, take it easy. ive gotten a ton of work done today. a skel-ton," Papyrus says. Out of nowhere, a set of drums plays badum tss.

"PAPYRUS!!!"

"come on. youre smiling."

"I'M ALWAYS SMILING! SIGH… WHY DOES SOMEONE AS EXCELLENT AS ME HAVE TO DO SO MUCH JUST TO GET SOME RECOGNITION?"

"wow, sounds like youre really working yourself… down to the bone." Once again, the drums play badum tss.

"UGH!!! I WILL ATTEND TO MY PUZZLES. AS FOR YOUR WORK? PUT A LITTLE MORE… BACKBONE INTO IT!!!! TYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!! … HEH!" Sans leaves and Papyrus says, "you okay, bud?"

I stand up and nod, then go to Papyrus to try and talk to him. Before I can say anything, he says, "you oughta get going. he might come back, and if he does, youll have to sit through more of my hilarious jokes."

I mumble nervously and shuffle closer to Papyrus.

"whats the holdup? look, theres nothin to be afraid of. it's just a dark cavern filled with funny skeletons and horrible monsters," he says with a wink.

I chuckle and start to leave. Just as I'm about to leave this section, Papyrus stops me and says, "actually, hey… hate to bother ya, but can you do me a favor? i was thinking… my brother's been kinda down lately… hes never seen a human before, and seeing you might just make his day. dont worry, hes only dangerous when he isnt trying, and that almost never happens. thanks a million. ill be up ahead." He walks in the wrong direction, but I don't pay attention to that. I go to the next section, and the first thing I see is another orange star. "*Those are called save points," Asriel says.

I touch the save point and the message this time is:

*The convenience of that snowmonster still fills you with Determination.

[notebooks-and-laptops]

The Iron Bull/Dorian Pavus Fic Recs

Hello! I have now read over a hundred Bull/Dorian fics and would love to share my favourites with y’all (I’ll probably make similar fic recs for other DA pairings eventually). Some of these are criminally under-kudos’d or lack comments, so if you can please leave the authors some! They definitely deserve it! Also this got pretty long so I’m putting most of it under a cut!

Ouroboros by maliwanhellfire (M, 8K)

“So, he claims to be a time traveller,” Cullen said, slowly and with obvious disbelief.

“Would anyone be able to tell me what day it is?” Dorian asked.

“He's obviously a spy,” Cassandra replied.

“I hope it's not the third,” Dorian muttered.

Dorian has been living through his own personal Groundhog Year and he's finally decided to tell everybody. It doesn't matter though, this run's a wash anyway.

[this is literally my favourite Adoribull fic of all time. Like. I think about it constantly please please read it]

Unshakeable Bonds by Elthadriel (M, 7K)

When a spell convinces Bull that Dorian is a danger to the Inquisition, Krem is forced to try and keep Bull from killing Dorian until he can dispel the magic.

[if I’m in the mood for angst this is my go-to fic. I ADORE Krem protecting Dorian from Bull because Bull loves Dorian, and Krem would never let Bull destroy himself like that. It’s just. Yes. Yes to all of it]

O M'anam (and the rest of this series) by FoxNonny (T, 9K - series becomes E)

Mahanon wants nothing more than for the men he's in love with to realize that he's in love with them, and hopes that a long journey to the Hissing Wastes might help sort things out between them.

Getting thrown off a cliff was not part of his plan.

[okay so technically this one is Bull/Dorian/Inquisitor but GUYS ITS LITERALLY PERFECT ITS THE BEST DRAGON AGE SERIES IVE EVER READ IM OBSESSED WITH THE CHARACTER DYNAMICS I KNOW IM A SLUT FOR POLY BUT PLEASE READ THIS ONE - you won’t regret it]

Dark and Deep by triedunture (T, 9k)

Traveling the Deep Roads reveals the Iron Bull's fear of small, dark places. And other things.

[what can I say, I’m a sucker for fics where they get together before they jump into bed with each other because it just...it means there’s been a LOT of pining and is just a fun and different dynamic for these two]

Sucker Punch by  annikora (M,3K)

In which the Iron Bull discovers that Dorian isn’t using his watchword because he doesn’t believe Bull would actually stop.

[of all the fics that explore Dorian, rough sex and watch words, this one is the best one. Because Dorian being surprised Bull would actually stop? And the way Bull loves him through this and just...everything about it. Yeah, it’s really, really well done and they’re both so in character the whole time] 

How to Share a Bed Without Killing Each Other: a Love Story by electricshoebox (T, 7K)

Sleeping together is all well and good (very, very good) but sleeping together is... well, another beast entirely.

[the development in this one of their relationship and them falling in love? absolute chiefs kiss perfect brilliant well done]

No Patron Saint of Silent Restraint by electricshoebox (T, 1K)

He's Tal-Vashoth now. Tal-Va-fucking-shoth. Dorian comes to him in the aftermath.

[Oh YES. I always come back to this one when I want some Dorian/Bull hurt/comfort. Especially because BULL is the one getting comforted and the centrality of Krem/Bulls relationship and how that grounds Bull and Dorian getting it and just yes yes yes] 

under me you quite so new by Margo_Kim (M, 3K)

Morning sex is a thing they do now that Dorian doesn't leave, and it turns out maybe they do more as well.

Bull is not an idiot. He tries not to be anyway, though there's something about Dorian that makes him a little stupider, a little lazier than usual. Dorian's prone to decadence when he lets himself feel safe enough to be, and maybe it's just the novelty of Dorian being decadent with him that makes Bull indulge.

[it’s soft it’s soft it’s soft]

Say I Do, Say I Don't by Orphan_Account (E, 8K)

Dorian and Bull have never been together at all, until they get married. Will they accidentally, awkwardly fall in love?

Well, no. Because Dorian is too smooth for that.

[this one is CRIMINALLY under-kudo’d like it’s amazing it’s one of the absolute best fics for these two and if I need to sell you any more? Bull calls Magister Pavus ‘Dad’ and it causes him to faint]

Ad Exilium by Jen_814 (T, 8K)

“What would happen,” Dorian asked speculatively, “if Ben-Hassrath told you to kill me?”

Bull grunted, apparently in amusement. “Oh, look at you. Thinking you’re so important you’d merit an assassination order.”

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The Inquisition periodically sends Dorian to back up Iron Bull and the Chargers. It doesn't always go well.

[the chargers adopt Dorian! This is another one of those criminally under-kudo’s’d ones and it’s so well written it deserves so much more love]

Behind Closed Doors by homsantoft (tofsla) (M, 4K)

In another reality, the Iron Bull was loyal to the Qun. It's not until a dead Qunari is found in the Winter Palace that he really lets himself think about what that would have meant.

[it’s angsty guys, it’s sad and it’s angsty, but it DOES have a happy ending and it IS an excellent exploration of the Iron Bull and his character]

To Imagine the Sun by  homsantoft (tofsla) (M, 6K)

An assault on a Venatori base turns more complicated than expected, and Dorian and Bull, separated from the group and with Dorian in no position to fight, have to try and hold out until help arrives.

[one thing y’all should know about me? I WILL read every love confession tag in any ship I’m into on ao3. Because it’s my jam. And this is one of the best love confession tagged fics for these two]

like a winter hath my absence been by  kaffas (hoopoe) (M, 3K)

"'No, darling, you are not Hissrad. Not anymore.' It is another kaar-hissera, another dream that has yet to pass, but it leaves the Iron Bull wide awake, his breath coming in quick pants as the asala-taar threatens behind his ribs. It feels like saar-hissra. It feels like the aftermath of a nightmare.

A man's voice, sighing intimately, ardently. The shape of those words around a Tevinter accent."

The Iron Bull joins the Inquisition.

[this one is a little trippy, but in the best of ways. Bull dreams about the future, before it happens. Also, if you haven’t realised it yet, Bull and Krem’s friendship is very important to me, so I appreciate that this fic has a lot of good content between the two of them as well]

Speechless by Kaira_Angel (E, 7K)

“You’re speechless.” Bull points out. “That’s all it takes, someone giving a crap about you.”

Tevinter never did lend itself to delicacy. Dorian learned to adapt.

[break-ups and get togethers and Bull giving a damn about Dorian and dorian actually not knowing how to deal with that at all - I adore fics like this, and this one does it really well!]

Tenere by AuditoryCheesecake (G, 2K)

Dorian keeps things, sometimes. Silly, sentimental things. 

[what can I say, I’m a slut for Dorian is secretly an absolute sap with his friends and loved ones]

Love (and other Southern Follies) by  Acephalous (M, 12K)

Despite his best efforts, Dorian Pavus has fallen in love with the Iron Bull.

[I mean...how can you not enjoy something with THAT premise? Dorian falling in love with Bull and not thinking its requited but it is is absolutely my jam]

Everything Has Grown by Stardropdream (T, 1K)

Dorian waits and he waits and he waits for the flowers to burst from his throat.

[SO - maybe I have a little bit of a thing for hanahaki disease recently, when it’s got a happy ending - and I love how Dorian realises Bull loves him too in this one]

Selfish by December Dragon (T, 3K)

“You’re impossible,” he snapped without any fire, choosing to preen rather than look at that far-too-pleased grin.

“So you keep saying, but I promise I’m not just a really lucid fantasy come to life.”

“More like a nightmare…” Dorian still made no move to extricate himself again. He did, however, sigh. “Well, you now know all the risks, so you can now make the informed mistake of trying out what’s sure to be a mess.”

“Messy battles are the best,” Bull mused, fingers grazing idly up and down a tan arm. “They’re the most worth it.”

-

Neither the Iron Bull nor Dorian Pavus are particularly well-read on what it means to be in a relationship. Or to confront having deeper feelings than what their respective societies deemed acceptable. Somehow, they're just the perfect match - if they can only talk it out like mature adults first.

[once again, this one is just one that hits the spot because its just them...getting together, and working out what that means when they’ve not got much of a point of reference for these things]

Many Happy Returns by Penknife (T, 1k)

An undead horse would be a romantic gesture, but it would also be an undead horse. That's the drawback.

[I just really, really, really like the picture of Bull giving Dorian an undead horse - and that he’d even be willing to!] 

Spiced Cocoa by Mozzarella (M, 4K)

Dorian perked up when the scent of warm cocoa hit his nostrils, and something familiar yet out of place. He stared down at the cup and saw the lightest sprinkling of red on the surface, which another careful sniff revealed to Dorian a hint of the hotter, red spice of chili powder.

“You’re mad,” Dorian said, though he couldn’t deny he was intrigued.

(In which Dorian and Bull share Krem's special curry, spicy hot cocoa, and feelings)

[this is one of the first fics I read for these two, and so I view it as sort a classic despite the fact that it is criminally under kudo’s’d]

Distant Smoke on the Horizon by  zythepsary (M, 7K)

Bull falls in love. Slowly.

[very much what it says on the tin, but like I said SUCKER for them falling in love with each other and that being explored fully] 

Elevation to Move Forward by santanico (M, 2K)

Dorian is insecure and worried Bull will eventually break off whatever it is they're doing, so he plans to move in with Bull without asking. Because talking about feelings? That's beyond Dorian Pavus.

[DUDE I think about this concept so often. Dorian just...moving in, without telling anyone, because of COURSE he would do that] 

Either Way, I'm Here by Addyrobin (T, 1K)

The Iron Bull seems to prefer that no one sees who he is beneath his mask. He is a big, hulking beast of a Qunari who thrives on murder and sex, who can and will drink anyone under the table, a creature made of nothing but indulgences - yes, that's what he wants people to think. But Dorian knows better.

[I just think we should have more Bull/Dorian hurt/comfort fics where Bull is the one getting comforted]

[txdoroki]

since you're holding me at gunpoint for more of these can you do one where bakugou slowly develops a soft spot/ crush on y/n :P

oh my-

someone loves bakugou smh /j

also yall i promise im not actually mean lmao this is just my friend bunny dw dw >,<

warnings: none

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you were pissed off that your mom made you switch to an entirely different school in the middle  of the school year. 

what made it worse?? you had to sit next to HIM. grand ole bakugou katsuki. 

you would constantly get paired up with him. CONSTANTLY. 

you were getting a group project? “oh, y/n and bakugou you two will work together.”

sure, apologies from his friend, kirishima, whenever bakugou was overly mean were nice, but he was such a bitch and for what.

one time when he had came to your house for a project, he had called your room “trashy” and insulted it the entire time he was there.

absolute WORST. PARTNER. EVER. he wanted to do all the work for you and micromanaged you when you’d convince him to let you do stuff. 

you were lowkey just really confused, you’d always been nice to him and his friends and stuff, but he would always be such a dick. he knows you’re more powerful than him.

after a while maybe he had seen you were fine on your own, because slowly he’d let you do stuff. your nickname went from “dumb bitch” to “dumbass.” which is better you like to think.

some days he’d even buy you a snack he would overhear you talking about with denki, or he’d write you a small apology letter in angry, blocky handwriting if he was extra mean that day. 

as time went on, he started being less mean and more constructive with what he said. aswell as he learnt your name and favorite snacks, always taking them with him whenever he went to your house for the projects.

nowadays bakugou rarely hides the fact that he sees you differently. even if kirishima were to say something bad about you he’d still throw a punch at him, lazier than normal but he’d still get mad.

when you were training with bakugou, he’d give you tips during the fights to improve any weak spots and then at the end give you a hug as a congratulations. 

it truly was a nice system, but slowly you started blushing at the sight of him. you despised  the rush of your heart that you’d get from when he’d hug you or nudge you in class to make fun of you.

one day during training with him, he blurted out, “yo wanna date.?”

“huh. yeah sure.”

you both bursted out laughing, but also knew both of you were for real.

you won that match.

“so i guess i walk you home then.” he snorted, snaking his hand around your waist.

“you’re better when you aren’t screaming.” you smirked at the angry expression he had. you started to lean into his side as you both walked.

he opened his mouth to scream at you but figured you’d just win if he did that so just he rolled his eyes.

“you know im right, boom boy.” a giggle escaped your mouth before he kissed you to shut you up.

“maybe you’re right, but i know what will make you shut that mouth from exposing my secrets.” he winked at you, but you didn’t respond, too shocked from that he just kissed you.

[aka-indulgence]

Time for @selfshipperapproved again, Day 5 - Surprise Gift!

These ‘short’ bits keep getting longer, whoops...

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me: hey

me: hey

…

sigh…

me: i miss you

… sugar sweet is typing…

sugar sweet: Aww, I miss you too, Sans <3

me: you still out right now huh?

sugar sweet: Yeah. Still have things to do unu

sugar sweet: Sorry

me: nah, don’t worry about it babe

me: just wanted to check in is all

sugar sweet: Aww, thanks Sans :)

Is he being clingy?

Sans rubs his humerus a little over his hoodie, sighing. He knows you, you would never be bothered by him, especially when he’s being affectionate like this. In fact, he’s pretty sure you’d get mad at him, if he stopped.

You’re not typing anything else, probably because you’re walking.

A grin comes across his face.

me: baby i can’t liiive without youuuuu

me: i neeed youuuu

me: im dyiiing here

me: come heeeeere or i’ll be goooone :’(

He lays down on his bed, watching his phone, waiting for you to see his messages.

Sure enough, after about 5 minutes, he sees you typing again.

sugar sweet: Omg, Sans!!

sugar sweet: Aw I really miss you too Sans, you know I’d go home now if I could

me: yeah you can

sugar sweet: Tickets are expensive???

me: i’ll send you money come home

sugar sweet: Asadgjkdfj

sugar sweet: I’ll think about it

sugar sweet: Also I gtg, this place’s busy, see you later Sans!

sugar sweet: ^3^

me: love you sweetheart <3

He sighs, covering his face with his arm, the other, holding the phone, falling limp onto his bed. He knows it’s not much longer before he’ll see you again he just feels… itchy.

But he promised you he’d get through this, he’ll get through it for you. He’ll get to see you soon…

He clings onto it.

He sighs, long out of his nasal cavity.

ah… maybe i’ll just go to nap now…

Always with the naps. He’s both been getting more active and lazier while you’re away, and even he doesn’t get it. He controls his breathing, planning on drifting on to pass the time…

“SANS!”

Ah, of course. Papyrus won’t even let him nap.

“what!! argh, ya don’t gotta scream my name all the time do you?” It’s like he just knows when Sans is trying to laze about.

“COME DOWNSTAIRS THIS INSTANT! YOU’VE GOT SOMETHING.”

Sans glowers at the ceiling, groaning “fuck, can it wait? i’ll get it later, jus’ put it near the door or somethin’…”

“I BELIEVE IT’S SOMETHING YOU’D BE INTERESTED IN.” is it as interestin’ as the bed is right now- “IT’S FROM YOUR DEAR BELOVED HUMAN.”

Papyrus startles a bit when Sans appears in front of him after jumping off his bed, scrambling for the package he’s holding.

“what what?? why didn’t ya tell me earlier?? what is it? ya didn’t open it did’ja??” He latches onto the little box Papyrus was holding.

“NO NO! THIS ONE’S MINE,” He yanks it out of his brother’s hand, pointing a bony finger to something on the sofa. “THAT ONE’S YOURS.”

It’s bigger than Papyrus’, but also in softer packaging, and Sans practically jumps over the sofa to grab at it. He almost tears the packaging open to shreds as soon as he held it in his hands, but he has half a mind to stop himself before he accidentally damages whatever it is you (his very important, special human) sent him.

He carefully cuts through the tape on his claws, smiling at the little heart shape (‘No, it’s not a soul!’) you drew over the packaging. Inside there was something soft, still in plastic, and as it crinkles and squeaks while he removes the packaging, Sans’ sockets go wide when he sees what it is; cutting through the soft plastic faster but just as carefully to get to the treasure:

A new hoodie.

You knew his taste- it was red on the inside, black outside with red patterns and swirls over it. It wasn’t too crowded or flashy to be gaudy or tacky- just enough to be eye catching.

“oh hell yeah…”

He quickly shifted out of his usual (and still-loved) hoodie to wear it, thinking about going to the mirror to check himself out.

Still in the living room, Papyrus had opened your gift as well, a small red and black tie with a similar pattern to his hoodie.

He smiles as he feels the quality of the fabric, putting it up near his neck. “I HAVE TO SAY, SHE HAS IMMACULATE TASTE…”

“of course she does,” Sans scoffs, “she l-“

“SHE DOES LIKE ME, DOESN’T SHE?” Papyrus chuckles his way, “PLATONICALLY, OF COURSE. I’M NOT SURE HOW SHE ENDED UP WITH YOU…”

“i swear i’ll fuckin’-“

“WAIT, WAIT!” Papyrus hold his hand out to him, already looking ready to murder his brother, “WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO SEND A PICTURE TO HER TO SHOW YOUR APPRECIATION?”

A retort was right on the tip of Sans’ unsummoned tongue, but he holds it.

damn him, he cursed silently, damn him using her to do what he wants.

“alright alright. make it quick ok?” Sans barks, giving Papyrus’ camera phone a sharp grin.

“… HMM… WHAT IF YOU LEANED A LITTLE BIT TO THE SIDE?”

Sans raised his brow. “like… this?”

“A LITTLE MORE.”

He does.

“MORE THAN THAT.”

He does, again.

“NO… STILL NOT ENOUGH.”

Sans leans enough that he’s sure he’s going to topple over if he’s asked to lean anymore.

“bro, i-“

“OK OK, I’LL DO IT FOR YOU. STAY STILL…”

“what the fuck-“

Sans starts to growl and snap at his brother as he tries to shove him to the side; obviously not trying to take a serious picture of him even though Papyrus takes pictures of his angry brother. It was bound to make you laugh later.

[moonlilith]

stuck with you

↬ Pairing: Kozume Kenma x reader

↬ Timeline: timeskip  

↬ Genre: Fluff ☁️

↬ Wordcount: 1,061

↬  Masterlist: HERE!

↬ AN: another self-indulge fic that relates to me sometimes even before quarantine has started. Im currently ongoing with online classes which I believe is making me lazier than I usually do but still it's better than when my classes haven’t started. And this is basically the rules that my country had mandated during the first wave of covid where we couldn’t go out like we do now. Anyhow, stay safe everyone and thank you frontlines, may god bless you all.  

“What are you doing?” Kenma popped his head and looked at you questionably as he looked at the wall clock. It was close to 2pm and you haven't even got up from your bed. “I’m meditating.” You answer as you tugged the covers off you. It was a hot day, and it has been close to two weeks of total quarantine. Only the head households are allowed to go out and its only on Tuesday and Thursday so getting the groceries wasn’t an activity you can do now.  

“Get up, y/n.” he said softly walking towards you and pulling your leg softly. “You’re not meditating, you’re sleeping and it’s only going to make your insomnia worse if you sleep during the day.” Kenma only sigh worriedly looking at you. He can't blame you for being so lethargic.  

Before the lockdown, you were always moving around from one place to another and to Kenma, the current situation isn't that much different from his usual maybe for the university part, but his university decided to have a short break to adjust with the unforeseeable events.  

“Get up and take a shower y/n. I have cooked some noodles and we’ll have to think early what we’ll eat tonight since food delivery is only until 7pm.” He walked towards the bathroom and got your clothes ready for you. You only send a glare at him but continue pouting when he pointed towards the bathroom.  

You both were eating in silence and yet it saddens Kenma out to see his sunshine all worn down. You both knew this quarantine was for the best and knew how thankful you were to the healthcare profession, but you just can't help but feel the quarantine have been dragging you so down. “Let’s do this.” Kenma reaches for your hand on the other side of the table.  

“Every day we’ll do a new activity, so you would be excited every day.Besides, I’m stuck with you and you’re stuck with me. ” You brighten up at the idea. “Hey! You made that sound like it’s a bad thing.” You pouted playfully. You had always been someone that just couldn’t sit still and Kenma was the total opposite. It still amazed Kuroo how someone like Kenma fall in love with someone as restless as you. Kenma gain the courage to confess to you right after they’ve won a game and you, you always had a crush on him.  

“Hey babe, can you get the parcel at the door. I’m still streaming.” He shouted from his work room aka his game room. You obliged since you weren't actually doing anything. You picked up the parcel that the deliveryman left after he had announced that there was a parcel. It was contactless ofcourse to avoid the virus spreading around. You picked up the box and left it on the counter when Kenma went out of his room and picked up a penknife.  

“Let’s open my present for us. Thankfully it didn’t sell out before I bought it because this is a quarantine essential.” He urged you to help him open the parcel and it was two Nintendo switch. “Babe!” You were in shock as you pulled out not one but two Nintendo switch. “You could have just bought one.” You told him again when he went ahead and open his as you still shocked staring at the box.  

“If I bought one, I can’t play Animal Crossing with you. Now less complaining, more islandning.” You thought that was the last where he had spent money just for you to have a different activity. The next day, a parcel of embroideries set came. When you asked him all he said that ‘Tiktok says it’s fun.” The next was a painting set by numbers, and the other day was skincare set that Kenma sees everywhere in Tiktok.  

The next day after he had done with his activities, he pulled you towards the gaming room. “Let’s farming.” He said briefly and you were confused until you see the ‘Stardew Valley’ intro. It was easy to get lose in the game. The next day, he taught you to play Valorant. It was intense and you play with Kuroo, Yaku and Lev too. It was fun, you must admit since you can’t physically see them.  

The next after, you played Among Us but this time there was Shoyo, Kageyama, Tsukishima, Bokuto, and Akaashi. It was truly fun and scary to see how Kenma could lie straight to everyone faces but one thing for sure was that he refused to kill you which led to Kuroo calling him a simp. A term that you definitely have heard but didn’t know the meaning off.  

“Love?” You peeked at him as he was scrolling through the online shopping site. “What are you doing?” You walked towards him. “Oh, I didn’t know you were up. I was looking for some fun activities to do.” You frowned looking at him, pulling him outside to the living room. “Let’s watch anime or kdrama for today.” He gave you a frown but still followed you out as you picked what show you wanted.  

And as much as you hated how he was spending his money recklessly; you still love every inch of Kenma for going beyond just so that he could see you smile. You were getting ready for bed when you see that Kenma was still streaming. You decided to peek at him and slowly walked behind his chair, your hand looping around his neck before kissing his cheek. “Let’s just stick to watching shows or playing games and anything we’ve had for tomorrow and the next day it comes.” Kenma didn’t paused his game yet he took a glance towards you, “You’ll get bored--”  

“As long as I’m with you and we’re together, I’ll never get bored.” You said kissing his forehead, forgetting that the stream was still on. “Ah, I’m sorry guys, I have to end the stream abruptly.” He said and pulled you towards the bedroom. “What? What about your stream Kodzuken, your fans Kenchis?.” You said pushing him softly, but he shook his head. “Kuroo’s right. I am a simp for you.” You only can tilt your head confused looking at him. “And my fans are not Kenchis.” He laid his head on your lap as you played with his hair.

↬ happy late birthday kenma!!

↬ luckily kenma is a rich btch that can buy the nintendo switch. i cant relate since im broke af and i still want to play acnh. and all i wanted is to have gaming dates with my s/o but first i need to find a s/o.

[merrrrrrrrry]

Hello there! holiday pal back ❄️🎅🏼 sorry for the delay. i’ve been exuberantly overwhelmed the past couple days with work and school! im finally able to relax. might take a nice hot bath whew

but! that’s so funny about your brother. what did your parents do when they found out it wasn’t true? hahah.

yeah, i have two cats but only one of them is friendly enough to go out and do things with me. the other is the embodiment of a “scaredy cat” haha, and he jumps at any little thing. i think he’d adore the lights but getting him in a car is like going to war lmao. that fat santa and the holly sounds cute for your decorations though! i finally finished decorating our tree a couple days ago and it feels like christmas now haha. do you have a favorite christmas movie you like to watch?

i could rave all day about korean bbq ahh. it is a tad spicy though so if you’re not into that, it might not be for you haha. i don’t think i’ve ever heard of pajeon. i’ll have to check that out 👀

and ooo that’s a good question. i think food wise is banana nut bread. i love to eat it. i love to smell it. i love to bake it! haha favorite dessert would HAVE to be a dark chocolate mousse or cheesecake. but i’d die for pistachio ice cream too x what’s your favorite pastry from your country?

that cute little ladybug and the flower 🌼 it looks so cozy there. and no i love these pictures keep them coming ❤️

Oh no please I completely understand that. I really dislike the winter months because I feel so much lazier and exhausted and pains flare up. I haven't been able to go for my morning walk for a week now. A nice hot bath sounds really good. I'm so glad you've got over that barricade and now you get to sit back and relax a bit

My parents laughed a lot and we all just made fun of each other it was a harmless prank and he spilled the beans in just about an hour I believe

Aw that's so cute. I'm now already biased towards your sweet little soul I'm not one for loud noises and intense crowds so I get him.

We have a tree now. A tiny little plastic tree so we can use it again and again. I haven't watched any chirstmas movies I think. No I have watched home alone but that was when I was very small and I barely remember it. I should re-watch it

Let me tell you about a funny incident. I was listing the names of people who have birthdays this month and I of course included Louis Tomlinson without thinking mich about it and my father got so confused for a second. "Wait - two of us those are your classmates who's that?" Akdbakak they were all laughing at me.

I'm indian so I think I'll be okay. There's of course levels to spice so there's levels out there beyond me for sure but I think I'll find something more tolerable for my tongue.

My favourite desserts change all the time. We have a really good batch of jaggery rosogolla right now and it's a fave in the winter. There's also some phenomenal pinni at home right now. Most chocolate things made well delight me. Im a fan of all cakes so long as they're not those airy barely there fruit cakes with terribly saccharine frosting. I don't know which india foods would be called pastry- perhaps gaja and samosa would fit the bill. I like my mother's homemade samosas but I really dislike the ones made outside. And gaja is also really good. It has to be said though that my entire family eats any sweet in tiny little bites. We'll have one bite of the rosogolla after lunch today then maybe another after dinner tomorrow and this will go on for like 5 days.

Unless I'm a buffet in which case I'll barely touch any of the food but have a plate full of desserts if it's good🙈🙈

What are you favourite christmas movies? And what's the best gift you've ever received? Have any music recs?

This guy was blocking our path. Utter majesty in the middle of the road

Have a wonderful day 💕💕💕

[rocorambles]

Screw it im blowing my cover bc being anonymous is boring. But Kuroo making out with reader headcanons?

HAHA let me write out my daily daydreams of this exact scenario~

Warnings: Very slight/implied NSFW

- Makeout sessions with Kuroo are almost always impromptu and accidental. The two of you are busy and when you do set aside time for some good old physical reconnecting, you mostly bypass the slower foreplay, already more than ready and eager to get your hands on each other. 

- It starts off just by cuddling on the couch as you watch a TV show after both of you have long days at work. Or maybe the two of you are already in bed, just chatting or looking at your phones before you go to sleep. Whatever the case, all it takes is a casual touch or brief eye contact for your two bodies to instinctively close the gap between them, and your lips gently press against each other. 

- It always starts off slow, languid, sensual. The two of you take your time, just enjoying the feel of skin against skin, of being in each other’s arms, of being in love, but it’s always Kuroo who pushes further first and you let out a little mewl as he playfully nips at your bottom lip, before sweetly kissing you once again. He alternates between little bites and affectionate kisses until your head is spinning and when he sees the haziness in your eyes, you feel him smile against you as he lightly presses his tongue against your closed lips, seeking entrance. And of course you eagerly let him in. 

- At this point, there’s absolutely no going back and no way to stop the growing inferno building in the two of you and you moan as Kuroo greedily slips his tongue inside of you, twirling his tongue around yours, tasting every inch of you and you can never pinpoint exactly when he does it, but he always subtly maneuvers you two until he’s on top of you, his toned body firmly pressed against yours as he grinds and rubs against you in a similar manner to his old high school mascot. 

- You both pull away for air, heavily panting as he lovingly gazes down at you, pupils blown and darkened and he takes the brief moment to nuzzle your neck, peppering your face and neck with light butterfly kisses, brushing his nose against yours and on lazier nights when neither of you have the energy to do anything else, that’s where it ends and you tenderly kiss once more before turning off the lights and wrapping yourselves in each other’s arms as sleep overtakes you. But on nights where the passion is too intense, the sparks too bright? Let’s just say it’s going to end as more than just a make out session~

[astronomical-bagel]

concept: darkside roman is daydreaming, lost in a fantasy world an unable to interact with the real one.

Blue I made a wholeass au in my head because of this ask I HOPE YOURE HAPPY

(Seriously tho, this wasn’t meant to be so long—it just kinda grew)

I think I’ve seen a Maladaptive Daydreaming! Roman  somewhere, tho I can’t remember who made it. I think, if I made my own version of that, his theme song would be “Oh No!” by Marina (”tv taught me how to feel, now real life has no appeal”) and he would just kinda... sleep all day and stay in bed, and if anyone tried to get him out and make him do stuff, he’d snap at them and be grumpy the whole time, and sooner or later, he just locks his door so he can daydream in peace, and be stuck in his own little world.

Soon enough, his room starts changing to match what he’s dreaming about, and he can’t tell the difference between being awake or asleep or daydreaming, but he doesn’t care anymore.

The others get worried—because are those plants coming from underneath the door?— but ultimately they decide he needs space, because they don’t want him to be uncomfortable as he obviously was any time he came out. And they can’t actually open the door, and he doesn’t want them in there.... so they don’t do anything, just knocking when they think no one else is there and asking when he’s gonna come out (they expect a joke of ‘im gay’ or something, but he never replies)

And now Roman is in sort of a Sleeping Beauty situation, trapped in his own mind, not that he cares. Things are much more exciting in here, and he’s a hero, a prince! People love him in his dreams! Other times, he’s an actor in broadway, with a crowd roaring in front of him, or maybe he’s fighting a dragon, or he has fire powers!

But... the other sides are never there in his dreams, and the faces in front of him are always blurry and indistinct, and he has to fight to stay happy, because the moment you get scared or upset in a dream, you lose control, and you become trapped in a nightmare, but with no one to talk to... no family to support him... he can’t stay happy all the time!

and BAM, the moment he stops trying to smile, he’s trapped in a seemingly eternal nightmare and everything’s confusing and weird and when people hit him it actually hurts, and he’s losing battles and he’s forgetting his lines and his flames get of control and they hurt everyone, he’s hurting everyone—

And Thomas, who throughout this time has been lazier, less passionate, increasingly sleepy and keeps getting lost in his thoughts, suddenly can’t sleep at night because of nightmares, he’s stressed because of how behind he’s gotten on work, and he’s even MORE stressed because he knew he SHOULD work but he’s so tired but every time he sleeps he has a nightmare, and by now he and the sides know something is wrong, especially because the plants crawling out from Roman’s door are now gnarled and black instead of green and lush, and they have thorns now. And they’re so worried for Roman but the stupid door won’t open and so they get Remus to bash a hole into the door—the plants seem to be trying to keep them out— and when they get in their jaws just drop in pure amazement because holy SHIT there is an entire castle in Roman’s room and the thorns are so thick and there’s ominous clouds and lightning and rain coming down in sheets. The place looks like it could’ve once been beautiful, but now it looks similar to Pink Diamond’s garden after thousands and thousands of years of neglect.

And they know, by sheer nature of Roman, what they have to do—and by sheer nature of gravity, it is going to be very, very hard to do that, because of course they have to find their way through the dilapidated castle, and of course Roman is in the tallest tower. Oh, and the gigantic red dragon flitting around in the clouds isn’t really going to make things any easier.

At least there’s stairs.

But in the castle, there’s traps, too. Remus makes his way through most of them with ease, and Virgil is paranoid enough to expect any trap, but they have to stay behind for the others. They have to fight, too, like they’re in the final level of a video game. Weird beasts, bats with cat heads that breath fire (bcats? Cat bats?) and alligators with freakishly long tongues that try to wrap around you (alligatoads? Frogidiles?), and lion-bears, that even Remus has trouble defeating, and he’s the best fighter besides Roman.

They’re almost to the base of the tallest tower when the dragon above them decides to make an appearance.

She’s tall, big, and red. Like Clifford, If he had scales and claws and breathed fire. She blocks their way to the tower stairs, hissing and blowing warning fireballs in the torrents of rain.

But...she never directly attacks, only defense. She’s trying to keep them from the door.

She’s protecting Roman.

In the end, all it takes is some soft words, an entreaty—and a couple apologies for trying to hurt her— to get her to move so they can pass. Patton approves.

Past the stairs, the thorns are back, this time crawling and writhing along the ground like living beings, but instead of seeming like they attacking like the monsters in the lower castle defending like the dragon, they seem... trained towards the main room, set in an almost strategic manner, every thorn pointed inwards.

They get to the top, hacking and moving tendrils away to clear the stairs, and then, laying almost peacefully in bed... is Roman. He’s in all black, his sash pale, making Roman look ashen and grey. Thorns caress his face, and it looks like it could have once been loving, but the thorns are digging into his skin now, making bright beads of red pop up on his par skin. It almost seems like Roman’s dead, if it weren’t for the uneven rise and fall of his chest, the little whimpers escaping his mouth, the way his face twitches and twists as if he is in pain—or like he’s terrified.

When Roman wakes up, the thorns are completely cleared away from his bed, and the sides have fallen asleep around his room—some sitting on his bed, others on the armchair in the corner, Remus is just laying spread-eagle on the rug— and Roman isn’t quite sure what’s happening, only that he’s not having a nightmare anymore, and that his family is here.

And Thomas sleeps better than he has in months.