shun: did you know that spiders can hold 8 swords at once?
souma: how does it walk?
shun:
shun: did you know that spiders can hold 7 swords at once?
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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if 3000+ devices exploded simultaneously and thousands got injured, 37+ ppl died in usa or london or france anywhere in the imperial core this website would be talking about it nonstop. my coworkers' relatives are lebanese and he hasn't been able to contact them because everyone's nervous of using anything with a lithium battery. the kids from diaspora are teaching their parents how to turn off find my phone and airdrop and other geolocating options. it's absurd to me people are carrying on like its normal, or just don't care cause c'mon ppl blow up in the middle east all the time, right?
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submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for
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makes me sick to see people dedicating their lives to their careers and families. what about phone in bed
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I wish it was easier to talk about mobile phone addiction without sounding like a boomer
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can anyone tell me why i enter the grocery store a normal person and emerge as some sort of vile ravening monster
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every genius who thinks mandatory two-factor authentication is a good idea should be forced to do tech support for a public library that serves a lot of elderly poor people
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I love ending e-mails with "thank you in advance". Like what are you going to now? Not do the thing I already thanked you for? Bring dishonor on yourself like that? No? I didn't think so. Check mate you have been played by the master of manipulation.
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