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I think L is the single most accommodated autistic person on the face of the earth
#sorry for the varying quality it was hard to find an english translation for some of these pages#wtf do you mean you invented a human washing machine for him how did that idea even form. did he ask for that. was this your idea. watari#death note#l lawliet
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city boy cant understand a damn thing his pirate brother is saying
#i personally headcanon that sails came from a ship with a very ruthless captain before he joined the angel's voyage#and he witnessed some pretty fucked up shit#and sometimes he'll tell these insane stories with a straight face while everyone else is mortified#or they just dont know wtf hes saying#for those who need a translation: he basically hes saying that he warned a crew member not to rebel#but he rebelled away and was whipped and sent off the plank#while the rest of his cohorts got keelhauled (a brutal form of punishment/execution)#sails is perfectly fine mentally#meanwhile nine is going to kill his brother#prime bros#sails the fox#miles nine prower#sonic prime#art
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what sort of twisted powerplay is this
#who's holding the remote? the devs? or YOU? 🫵#very likely You.#because the devs certainly did not knock on my door (inbox) and shove this image in my face#i only noticed upon repeated viewings (and after my blinding rage subsided) that yakublob doesn't have legs like the other blobs#makes sense. snake blob. legs melted into the floor from anxiety and stress. sounds about right.#but to then give the tail blob a mermaid lingerie version??#is this the mermaid yakumo we were robbed of#when i said i wanted him in beast form or slutty fish form or at least in a summery dress (as is appropriate for the island's climate)#and they gave him a... complicated bone tank top (acceptable. the sluttiest he's been in a while tbh)#but months later they barge into my home with THIS/#?! THE TRUE MERMAID YAKUMO IS IN THE ORB UNIVERSE?#WTF!!!! HIS SEASHELL BIKINI??????#a clam had to die for that. SOME SORT of mollusc died for that#or maybe the poor shelled creature was already dead#and yakumo scavenged bra cups off the ocean floor#in which case would it make more sense to have 2 mismatched shells because oftentimes when the predators get a munchin#the shells become detached from all the violence and get scattered by currents? or am i making that up#yakumo panicking in his new mermaid form and scrambling to find a reasonably matching pair of shells#like digging in the orphaned merch discount bin...........#because priority is covering up the Nops. i guess#brother. i am surprised he is simply not just an eel#why am i trying to make sense of the orb april fools trailer..... it's not that deep.......#because i'm just wondering what shells would possibly stay on yaku's flat chest#do i have to find the flimsiest babiest shells. the most calcium deficient there ever were (for maximum flexibility)#stick them on him. then wedge a vacuum hose in between to slorp all the air out#thus creating a suction strong enough to adhere shells to an ironing board???#OK SO WHEN DO I GET TO SEE FULL SIZE YAKUMERMAID?#THE SAME TIME I'LL GET TO SEE FULL SIZE MAGICAL GIRL BLADE AND GARU?#if this man wants to be mermaid tied that badly then [clatters and scrapes as i dig around for the ropes]
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hilarious that airplane gave himself away as a transmigrator by saying what the fuck
#airplane shooting towards the sky#shang qinghua#svsss#svsss mxtx#scum villains self saving system#mobei jun#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#i'm sure that's how i'd give myself away to#some form of a swear#was it what the fuck or straight up WTF?
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If a D&D wizard or sorcerer found a way into Veilguard, I bet they could have defeated Elgar'nan and Ghilan'nain fairly easily. Humiliate them further by casting Otto's Irresistible Dance before magic missile-ing them into oblivion.
Their weakness comes in that they can only take 6 seconds to act then have to wait until everyone else goes to do something again but I'm sure they'll manage
#power word kill would work but that's boring#i mean mortals in dnd have killed actual gods it wouldn't be unrealistic that they could kill the evanuris#i guess they could just stop Solas from doing the ritual by using command to make him drop the dagger or also make him dance#imagining someone from thedas entering the forgotten realms and seeing so much magic like wtf why isnt this regulated#when pretty much everyone has magic of some way shape or form#dragon age#datv spoilers#datv#elgar'nan#ghilan'nain#dungeons and dragons#dnd shitpost#dragon age shitpost#veilguard spoilers#veilguard shitpost#dragon age the veilguard
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it just hit me that the movie is coming out next month imgonna throw upppppppp
#to be clear this isnt an excited post this is a scared post .#i feel kinda guilty about it with how excited i was about the first 2 movies#but i just cant be anymore paramount and the scu have disappointed me so much within the past year in so many ways ......#shadow is one of my favorite characters his lore makes me go crazy and is one of the things that pulled me into loving sonic so much#but i literally felt nothing while watching that trailer aside from confusion at some of the writing choices being made#like i wasnt expecting an exact recreation of sa2 but why is sonic working with gun . wtf is gerald doing here . why are there no girls .#the only positives to me were things that were cool visually . which doesnt outweigh all the things that have annoyed/disappointed me#like who cares about another cool sonic and shadow fight scene we already have plenty of those .#Anyway. saw some of those new promotional images.#i swear to god if they actually start calling shadow+eggman+gerald team dark#like they suggested they might in that survey from a while back#im gonna become the joker for real#(insert the NO that is NOT solid snake image but it says team dark instead)#also maybe im taking the hedgehog games way too seriously here#but having gerald still be alive and present in some form feels like such a bad idea from a story perspective ... like .#for one shadow lost Everything in the gun raid having gerald still be here feels like its undermining that in a way#but also gerald's whole thing in sa2 is being long dead but still impacting the story despite that . why is he ALIVEEEE#and why is he here over rouge ???? do they just hate women or something#(before someone goes ''it would take too much time/money to animate another cgi character''#maybe the movies should have just been fully animated if that sort of thing was a concern . just saying)
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oc idea: sea dweller space heir based on gargantuan leviathan subnatica
anon. Anon please dont tempt me...i cant keep making these seadwellers bigger-
#I forgot classpect existed for a moment and was gonna ask wtf space heir meant💀 ough#Im tired#Nah but my dumb ass thought you were talking about like some primordial form of troll from space 😭 gjlgklgvckkgb#talk#asks
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123 Rhodes Chen Chapter TL
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Made it to two year anniversary without realising they never did a Chen chapter until now
#arknights#i should tag all these tl posts under something#i know they always put the 'not canon sry we just shitposting' disclaimer on every 123 rhodes post but#hoshiguma can you elaborate hey hoshi pleasee#The LGD officer blorbo form is so cute wtf...#AND THE IMPLICATION OF LIN HAVING DONE THEIR JOB WHILE THEY BICKER....#/and/ getting bbt to watch them after. bruh#need to find some time to tl what their VAs said about the anime phone call scene bc bruhhhhhh
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I have no fucking clue how to draw Neil recognizebly so I just gave him Sandwiches
#my art#hwfwm#he who fights with monsters#Are those the fabled elf ears on display? Yeah. Idk man wtf does he do with his hair to hide them???#What on earth would be practical enough it won't fall in his eyes show of that crown thingie Clive found for him (the growth item)#AND hides his elf ears???#My current idea is some form of weird ponytail and the hair he pulls back just sorta covers them?
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#now why did he have to go this hard#yunho#ateez#jeong yunho#crazy form mv#tw: flashing lights#tw: flashing gif#yeah i'm shocked i am editing him first too#he's pulling a Choi Soobin#just coming out of nowhere and stealing all my attention for some reason#first part in the first gif is my favourite part of the entire mv ngl#for real man#wtf is going on today
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I occasionally wish to reach out to old friends/acquaintances I haven't spoken to since high school/some other even earlier time in my life, but I have SOOO little social energy even for required tasks (like making dr phone calls or etc), I never have any leftover for extra ones, and it would be very odd to message someone I haven't spoken to in like 5 years out of the blue but then take 4 entire months to respond back lol.. My natural curiosity with nostalgia/collecting details of the past/etc. (literally if I were born a little earlier I would definitely do scrapbooking or something lol) is very strong, but, alas, not strong enough to beat out the Social Issues Demons apparently
#facebook always does that 'here's a post from this day 8 years ago' thing. and I see old comments interacting#with people and it's so like.. OOOOO~~ where are they now?? what's going on? how much have they changed as people?#how much are they the same? this is fascinating. i should contact them!!' but then it's like... take that to it's logical conclusion though#you would contact them and then IF they even responded it would take you 80 years to respond and then they would#think there was something wrong or that you were trying to be insulting or something. To contact anyone I need to include an 85 page#disclaimer of all of my social issues & mental illness things. 'If i take 3 weeks to reply I promise it has nothing to do with u' etc lol#THIS is why more people need to be into phone calls/voice calls/some form of audio real time communication/etc.#I think one of the main things that's hard about messaging through text for me is it's so unscheduled and open ended#(plus it takes forever if you're talking about anything in detail and gets very long very quickly)#because like you can send a message and then just get a reply whenever. and then you're expected to reply back whenever#so it's like you never know when the response will come or when a new obligation to reply can come up? so it's like this sudden thing with#no outline?? if that makes sense. whereas a phone call is very like 'hello let's schedule a call from 10am - 2pm on thursday'. And you know#EXACTLY when the interaction will start and EXACTLY when it will end and you can plan around it in your schedule easily.#I have the reverse thing of a lot of people (how people don't pick up phone calls/hate calls/only text)#I would literally talk on the phone with a stranger. I would have a discord voice chat with someone I barely know.#if someone I hardly even remember from elementary school asked to have a voice call with me out of nowhere I would do it.#but if a stranger MESSAGED me?? or someone I barely know sent me a TEXT or something?? I will never reply probably#It's just too vague and weird. and you can't read voice tone over text. and the interaction could last forever with no clear end#point and etc. etc. But a call is like. set. established. clear boundaries. you can read the flow of conversation better. rapport. etc. etc#I get that I guess people feel more anonymous or distanced over text?? but you can have fake phone numbers on the computer. or do like disc#rd calls. or zoom without a camera or etc. etc. Also the distance that's present in text is BAD distance because it just means that tone is#not conveyed properly and you will never truly get a sense of the person's conversational vibe or mannerisms or how well you really click.#ANYWAY ghgjh...... I'm so so so interested in concepts of like.. How did that one kid I used to talk to in elementary school#but then they moved away in 5th grade - how did they end up? what are they doing now?? etc. etc. Like despite the severe social anhedonia#and general lack of connection with others I'm just really fascinated in like.. idk. the human development of it all and like#the concept of how we're actually a million different people through the course of our lives ever evolving in different iterations and etc.#PLUS again. i love nostalgia. sometimes old peple you know might remember a shared memory or can tell you about something you forgot#or etc. like it's SUCH A COOL THING in CONCEPT but I am too socially inept generally speaking lol. which people I still talk to today are#familiar with my 'phone call once every few months' communication style. but strangers would just be like... wtf. And I don't blame them#Sure I literally cannot change the physical health + brain issues i have - but also I know enough to not put others through that lol
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krycek: *shows up on screen for more than 2 seconds* me:
EDIT: okay now he apparently wants to earnestly work together with mulder and even gave mulder a lil kiss for some reason so I guess krycek is momentarily forgiven atm...... (great timing for everyone else to start believing in aliens when mulder's own belief is dwindling btw)
#x-files#alex krycek#what is his fucking deeeaaalllll#every time he appears he just. does some opposing shit to someone#it's like he has a different motivation in every new episode he's in#like wtf is he even trying to DO#one minute he appears to form a brief truce with mulder and scully while working against the villains or whatever#and the next instance krycek is back to working for the villains. but the villains also don't wanna work with him??#and then he betrays the villains as well????#and now he's working for some russians and giving them orders (on what authority btw?)-#claiming to help that russian kid but also infecting(??) him with that black tar stuff? idefk#put this man back in the gulag#krycek and csm out there fighting each other to the death over the 'most annoying bitch'-trophy 🏆
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lucifer and the family absolutely have some thoughts abt that broadcast but itll have to wait till im home
#➶-͙˚ ༘ ❥ 𝐛𝐞𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥 ; OOC#( lu's definitely like mmmm thts super duper not ok wtf happened here and charlie and seb r like maaaaan wtf. )#( like they know they have their own rules in place to keep SOME form of order but the way they gotta go abt it is not to their liking )
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Doomed resist durgetash playlist reveal. Its literally just those two on loop
#Something about god admitting they cant help u thats putting me into action i will not lie#Tbf im also making it work for any angst/death emmrook scenario by pretending its andraste lamenting#I think theyte both some form of andrastian#Even if just culturally#Anway faber cooked when he decided to put a poem on there followed by a choir chanting it in latin. Wtf
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every time i am about to post an opinion on this website, i hit the draft button instead. it keeps me safe
#ive also probably made this post before elfjksjfkdnf#but its true. its a moment that happens to me#ill see some horrific take on the dash or something that makes me want to Say Something and then#ill go type up a post and— immediately u have to consider the backlash#i am not a shit-sturrer. i try not to be. but even as politely as u word something trying to spread the word on wtf ever#remember that it Will be misunderstood#we're on the ''piss on the poor'' reading comprehension site#(which is the internet in general)#so the only way I'm posting a controversial take on the internet is if i work on it for days#cover my nuances. literally write a paper about it with sources. after more research.#then maybe ill say something#otherwise: i have Fear#no partially formed thoughts in relation to controversy are getting put out there no no. i like this blog. ive had it for half my life#.txt#maria is literally just rambling. hi
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i think that many people in this fandom should go outside and touch grass for a moment, and try to remember that the drivers irl are not the same as the characters that we use for rpf fics.
"omg but i loved the characterisation of X in Y fic soooo much" that's great... but that characterisation is still not a reflection of who X is irl.
for example. "i can't believe charles said that, why would he say that? it's not who he is :/" girl. maybe that's not who he is in fic, and he probably wouldn't say that in your 21k charlos slowburn fest, but in real life, where he is a real person, he most absolutely can and did in fact say that.
just. it's fine to make the drivers say and do whatever the flying fuck you want in fic, but it's SO important to keep that line between reality and fiction firmly in mind.
#f1 rpf#rant#the things i have seen on my morning scroll.... you would not BELIEVE some of it tbh#i have genuinely seen some [redacted] girlies crying bcs charles said smth which didn't align with how they saw him for their ship#which....#i don't know how to tell this to you but... your ship is not real#*charles wtf discord react*#anyways. i know a multitude of people have said this in a multitude of ways before#but still... it remains so true#the drivers as we read about them in fic are NOT the same as the drivers who are real people irl#not in any way shape or form#and if you're delusional about that then i... don't know what to tell you except GO THE FUCK OUTSIDE & TOUCH SOME GRASS#wake up!!!#rpf is fine... but ONLY so long as we are all sane about that reality-fiction line. PLEASE.
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