the idea of gay dads post-nimona movie ending is so funny to me because imagine you're ambrosius and you and your husband adopted this little shapeshifter that just found your husband one day and your child looks at you and tells you that she had a baby gay relationship with your great-great-great-great-great-etc-grandmother about a thousand years ago like id be so distraught /hj
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Helloooooo! *hello hello hello*
Anyone else not getting a lot of interaction lately? Is…is it me? *huffs in hand to check breath* Where’d everyone go? It can’t be me…I’ve been considerably less obnoxious. *sniffs armpit*
Hmmmmm. Imma post sumfin and see how far it gets. Did I get 🎶DUNDUNDUN🎶
SHADOWBANNED???????
IM JUST TRYING TO DO MY JOB HERE! -Beetlejuice, probably
Punk rock 80s Crowley says Hi
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The more I learn about judaism the more I wonder where tf christianity got all its bad shit. Why is divorce a sin in christianity when judaism has recognized the right to divorce for nearly a millennia and has codified religious laws for it. Why does christianity consider sex to be dirty (to the point where puritans considered it a sin to enjoy having sex with your own spouse) when in judaism it's considered holy and it's a literal mitzvah to have sex with your spouse on the sabbath. Why does christianity consider it a sign that you're faithless if you question your religion when in judaism that's considered an essential part to developing your faith. I'm probably stating the obvious here but I still can't get over the fact that there's no historical basis to any of this shit before christianity started, it's like christians just said "hey guys what if we took the torah and built a new religion around it but this time it was actively hostile to human life"
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Excellent time to remind you I have a very dear headcanon that Chuuya developed a fear of lightning as discussed here and here
update: :)))))
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what do you mean you can't see how cannibalism is the purest form of obsession and devotion??? that love is all about mutual consumption??? that you can love without obsession but you can't obsess without love???
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The 21st night of September being on both out of touch thursday AND feliz jueves this year.... YOU'RE welcome, society !! 😘💋💅
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the way Q!Foolish’s “If Leo isn’t there, i’ll make hell rain down on everyone” this morning parallels Q!BBH’s “if I didn’t have you kiddos, it’s the only keeping me from going unhinged and destroying it all” this evening
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