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ratfreecog · 8 months ago

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I know it’s 3 am and this is my own fault but feeling so sick over pony and johnny right now oh my god how do I even deal with this they meant so much to each other they would literally kill for each other I actually can’t handle it thinking about them on the train to Windrixville wondering if they’re all they’ll ever have ever again. Johnny letting Pony sleep in his lap even though it made his legs fall asleep because he knew he needed it. Thinking about how they always dreamed and planned of running away together and having their own little place in the country and being their own family but then actually being forced into that in the most horrific way possible, and in the most twisted way, only having each other like they always wished for. I’m actually so ill about them they deserved so much better they need a happy ending where they live in a little cottage with their fire and featherbed and easy garden with the homegrown plant on the windowsill. Where Johnny gets to grow up and Pony gets to have his best friend always by his side and they get to discover themselves together and have the chance to live and do everything they always wanted. Where Pony gets out and Johnny can follow him and everything just finally for once in their lives okay they deserve that at the very least

#the outsiders #johnny cade #ponyboy curtis #pb&j #read this as romantic and platonic and qpr #it’s all of them #dude I’m actually so ill about them I feel like I’m gonna throw up #there’s a genuine aching in my chest #sorry if this is incomprehensible #or too comprehensible #it’s 3 am and I physically cant move my body so I’ve been thinking #too many big emotions tonight I cannot possibly express them all

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fairycosmos · 10 months ago

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how does us politics affect places outside the us? you guys are obsessed with us

i think if you cracked open your skull there would just be a bunch of cotton wool in there

#anon #dont get me started girl u might as well just leave it alone #like u dont have the comprehension levels needed to even approach this subject productively #and im too tired to even try lol #ask chloe

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demi-pixellated · 4 months ago

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Sonic 06 AU where Princess Elise is instead the dimensional equivalent of Blaze because none of this really matters anyway so why not

#Sonic #Sonic the Hedgehog #Blaze the Cat #Silver the Hedgehog #Princess Elise iii #Duke of Soleanna #Fanart #MSPaint Draw #decided to rewatch sonic 06 to see if i was perhaps being too uncharitable towards it when i was younger #and aside from shadow's stuff - not in the Least. Damn #awfully bold of this game to end by saying actually none o' that shit happened don't worry about it #the only funnier thing it could have done is upon finishing the last story the game deletes itself off your memory card #just tryna grant myself some comprehension to the game #and smuggle some thinly veiled sonaze into the plot _(:з)∠)_

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lonesomenecromancer · 8 months ago

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you guys remember that one meme that goes "wow. these people are so weird. thank god im the only normal person here”? yeah the isat cast is like that but the reverse. in my opinion

#i hope this is comprehensible?#anyway. ive only drawn isabeau once before this #cus i was certain i couldnt draw him. as it turns out hes actually super fun to draw #this entire group is super draw-able im general #suuuupppperr mentally stable. all five of them #i was tempted to draw loop too but lets face it they dont look like theyre doing fine #in stars and time #isat #isat siffrin #isat isabeau #isat mirabelle #isat odile #isat bonnie #isat memes #drawinsometimez

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pumpkajelly · 2 years ago

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I know low - extreme ride intensity is all pretty subjective so just answer however related to however you feel about it! 🎢

(And feel free to put your number and additional thoughts in the tags if you're curious about your mutuals' amusement park thoughts 👀)

#amusement park #roller coasters #thrill rides #I was thinking about this with fam and curious what people's preferences tend to lean toward!#I have been working at Canada's Wonderland for the halloween haunt this year and staring at coasters a lot #I know this isn't a perfectly comprehensive scale but!#feel free to clarify in the tags too if u wanna #I am at a 3 #But I would generally consider myself an amusement park coward #The drop zone is so scary #but i like being spun around in a centrifuge #🎢

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rochenn · 27 days ago

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That pseudo-French language turning all the subtitled Ghor dialogues into audiovisual torture for French speakers is the funniest thing Star Wars has ever done

#they put so much thought into making up a fake language too! lmao #andor season 2 #spoilers #<- if you consider fake frenchness a spoilerworthy bit of content #i only speak french at a b2 level but i also got confused with the subtitles at times when i was going by ear #legitimately fooled my brain into thinking this is a shitty listening comprehension test. yeah that's what those guys sound like

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bacchuschucklefuck · 1 year ago

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soon it'll be dawn again

transcript under the cut ⏬

page 01

Fig: no way? - you're still up?

Riz: Wh– yes?

Riz: Why'd I not be.

page 02

Fig: I me~~ean - that took.

Fig: whole day.

Riz: Yeah?

Fig: 'm beat.

Riz: you should sleep.

page 03

Fig: nah. my guy's still up

Fig: I wanna hang out.

page 04

Riz: That's really nice.

Fig: Hah! - Nobody ever expects an Archdevil rockstar to be nice.

Riz: … yeah. - 's just budget work tho. (the stuff I'm working on) - I've heard it's boring.

page 05

Fig: yeah, but you do it…

Riz: It keeps things going, right? - Nothing happens if nobody sits down and - does the thing.

Fig: That's right… - though. Yeah.

page 06

Fig: sometimes it's someone else who - doesn't want the same thing to happen.

Riz: … - mm.

page 07

Riz (off screen): …It took me a long time to get that not everyone likes doing what I do. - 's probably because you guys are so nice– - or. - kind.

Riz (off screen): to anyone too, not just. - the people you /love/.

page 08

Riz: that's not how it is elsewhere. - The world's– not. hostile. - but 's not like it's kind.

Riz: So I'm doing as much as I can now…

page 09

Fig: Hey.

Riz: ?

Fig: Go dig some dirt with me.

page 10

Riz: [blank speech bubble] - oh you meant like - actual dirt. (not incriminating information)

Fig: o yea.

Fig: there's clay in the backyard soil. - sometimes when I'm sun deficient or something I go touch dirt for a bit.

page 11

Fig: here u go

page 12

Riz: uh

Fig: now we make a thing! - 'm pretty good at freehanding a bowl.

Fig: I'll show u

page 13

Fig: just– yep, flatten that out as evenly as u can, then–! - actually ur nails'd be so good at cutting out the strip. [larger than usual space] wait. - wait. wait u can carve patterns with them! we HAVE to try

Riz: uh - What. do I carve?

Fig: anything!!!

page 14

Fig: and– yep just seal the inside uh. seam?

Fig: yep that works - okay time's up! all contestant hands up

Riz: [blank speech bubble] - okay - wh. what's next?

Fig: haha - watch this.

(sound effect text): FWOO—MP

page 15

Riz: WH– DON'T JUST DO THAT???

Fig: Now it's fired!

Riz: THAT WAS NOT SAFE

Fig: (actually it's just dry. if u add water rn it'll dissolve)

Fig: ok catch!

Riz: [blank speech bubble] - careful!!

Fig: dw no need haha

page 16

Riz (thought bubble): oh - it's warm…

Fig: now I want you to throw this.

page 17

Fig: u gotta do it - c'mon

page 18

Riz: wh– - It's like 3AM right now

Fig: oh it's not /fired/ fired it's not gonna make a loud noise

Riz: And then just? leave a pile out here?

Fig: pour water over it & it'll be gone I told u

Riz: but

page 19

Fig (off screen): RIz.

page 20

Fig: I've done all this before.

Fig: Can you trust that at least?

page 21

Riz: no, I– - I do. - I trust you.

page 23

Riz: okay what happens now

(sound effect text): glob

page 24

Fig: we do it again!

page 25

Riz: wh. [larger than usual space] What do you mean. (this clay's too wet also)

Fig: see! you're already learning

Fig: [blank speech bubble] - there are flows that are futile to fight. - The world changes.

Fig: Things change.

page 26

Fig: I've learned my lessons with "forevers". - But - as an artist

Fig: I can give you one thing: - You can always do it again.

page 27

Fig: most of everything depends on the rest of the world, - but this. - making new. - that's yours as long as you want it.

page 28

Fig: So?

page 29

Riz: Yeah. - Yeah! - let's make another one.

#dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #riz gukgak #figueroth faeth #technically no spoilers in this comic but listen. I Will be gloating in tags. I will Never Shut Up #for the record!! this was fully conceptualized and sketched Before the finales. I started sketching this after the boat fight #and when murph closed riz's arc this season with ''maybe it's okay to change and welcome new things'' I pogged irl #I am simply the best at reading comprehension what can I say! (<- grown ass man with roughly the same perspective on teenhood as the player #fucked up that this became so long (almost 30 squares lol) that it took me this long to finish #lmao I say all that but. genuinely I am delirious and my feelings abt riz's arc this season are so big... I was getting psychic backlash #for a While lol. it was scary!!#had to sit down and do therapy on my own ass for a bit. the teenage apocalyticisation is real. that word isnt tho Im pretty sure #truly anything you do at that age feels like that's it that's all you've got going on forever. and its not true! its simply not true #you'll be okay my guy. you love your friends so so much but also there will be more to love out there #this one goes out to fellow aroaces and also folks leaving somewhere theyve called home for a long time #nothing lasts forever but that means new things come by too! ur ability to make new is infinite!!#there's no magnum opus people leave but new people come by too etc. I am too sleepy to remember what I wanted to say uhhh #well. thank u for looking at my art. I think thats the one pack it n ship it boys

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tpwrtrmnky · 3 months ago

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Hubristically cracking open Janice Raymond's Transsexual Empire to have a little laugh at how terfs haven't invented a new argument since the 70s, but as I scan across the rambling, non-sequitur prose and structureless arguments littered with unsubstantiated claims my Geiger counter starts absolutely losing it. I have made a grave mistake. The book emits an incomprehensibly vast stream of terf particles straight into me, immediately giving me every type of brain worm simultaneously. I am found 48 hours later, under a local highway overpass, having scrawled rudimentary depictions of ovaries across every available surface.

#in case this is too subtle for Tumblr Reading Comprehension #This is not a real thing that happened #can happen or will ever happen

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canon-gabriel-quotes · 1 month ago

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Transcript:

I just love hate fucking!

The thrill of my enemy stepping on me and calling me a good boy, it’s like nothing I’ve ever felt before.

Going to bed to cum in a gay, sad, and confused manner tonight. *kiss*

Audio source

#suggestive #this one is for the dense 'the game is NOT gay' mfs with no reading comprehension #subtext was too subtle for you. domtext was too subtle for you. ok. you have to read his diary now #gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill

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wanderer-clarisse · 7 months ago

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... and he was eager moreover to discover all that he could concerning Mankind. He it was that first met Men in Beleriand and befriended them; and for this reason he was often called by the Eldar Edennil, 'the Friend of Men'. (Athrabeth Finrod ah Andreth)

(partially inspired by this)

#small disclaimer: i still haven't completed my annual silm reread #so this mayyyy be a little bit inaccurate #i was having so many thoughts about finrod and the edain again so i couldn't stop myself :)#but!#clarisse! you may ask. whats up with the hands being so realistic but they still have cartoon faces #i don't know. i respond. im at that stage of drawing #you know how sometimes you draw something and stare it for too long and you start having a crisis of whether it was even a good idea #like i've been working on this for the past week! and have no idea if it's even comprehensible #however. i am done with it and methinks is time to release it to the wild #clarisse doodles #tolkien #the silmarillion #finrod felagund #finrod #beor the old #house of beor #baran #andreth #beren

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pinep-ne · 5 months ago

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If one more person misconstrues Arthur's journal entry about how he should have married Abigail as genuine romantic attraction I will actually lose it. OBVIOUSLY IT WAS TO SUPPORT HER AND JACK AND FILL THE ROLE JOHN RAN FROM!!! Marriage for the sake of convenience and support is nothing new folks. It was not lust nor love. I personally don't even think Arthur had anything with Abigail at any point. They were just two troubled souls that had leant on each other in a desperate situation. Y'all are stirring a hollow pot talking about how John would've felt reading that entry. He probably didn't even give a damn because he knew well Arthur's insistence on giving Abby and her boy at least some semblance of stability.

#don't even get me started on how the brodude rdr2 fans throw abigail around like a ragdoll #and sadie!#let's completely ignore every human part of this character and only acknowledge and analyze them in the context of the men they interactwith #nahh sadie was the one for arthurnahh mary-beth was hot too mann #i start experiencing zoochosis when i reach this side of the fandom #please stop projecting your shitty comprehension skills on characters more profound than your brain matter #thankyou #rdr2 #red dead fandom #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #abigail roberts #abigail marston #john marston #pinethinks

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ganondoodle · 4 months ago

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(botw2 - totk rewritten)

a rough version for some diary entries (with some rough pictures, unsure if it would be shown like this or if it would be -current- zelda or someone else reading it)

(edit: i should start adding that im now putting everything for this rewrite on @totk-rewritten from now on, since, while its not all done yet and still changes, the biggest stuff i feel pretty confident with now)