#orangutan tattoo

[tattoos4mnd]

Love drawing these little guys

[ferrarer17]

[lookorangutan]

Kelotok orangutan River Cruise #orangutans #woodenboat #traditional #rural #ecotourism #sailing #photography #london #countryside #sustainabletravel #chesterzoo #horizon #tattoo #nature #greentravel #animal #sailboat #art #landscape #ecotravel #traditionaltattoo #saveorangutan #zoo #goodtime #england #visitscotland #wildlife #uk #tanjungputing #museum (at lookorangutan) https://www.instagram.com/p/CgwmTWTvHrF/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[sweatermuppet]

throwing the proper tantrums by patricia colleen murphy, published in hemming flames

[Text ID: We loved the thrill of being batshit in a speedboat. We wore our poison ivy like tattoos. There wasn't much positive feedback. We’d go to the dock to fish for catcalls. Brother, we were nearly twins in our red swimming bottoms. In the evenings we mixed martinis, always caring for our parents just short of paying the mortgage. Mornings, doughnuts at an empty table. We were so small, but so adept at pretending we weren’t living with orangutans. In August we’d leave the lake and return to the river. All those winters spent in the throw-things house. Ceramic ashtray exploding against brown paneling. My head crashing through the china cabinet glass. I knew exactly why you needed to touch me that way. /End ID]

[dawsonscreekwasalwaysbad]

funniest parts of inside job pt 2

mommy likey drinky

“santa is fake! but student debt is real!” “you had to learn sometime, brayden”

“this is gonna be the most globally damaging midlife crisis since elon musk” oh that is APT

“ok boomer”

“are you poland? because that german guy straight-up owned you”

reagan saying that alex jones “looks like an orangutan fucked a fire hydrant”

“i’m the only one left who will listen to me!”

spending the whole episode confused on why oprah is back and then seeing her yell “i’m not the first oprah!”

“our missions do feel suspiciously like b-stories”

“why is my wallet on a metal leash? where would it be trying to go?”

lights being mothman’s kryptonite is a very obvious joke but it still works every time

KEANU FUCKING REEVES

“MOTHERFUCKER!” “well, he is fucking reagan’s mother, so yes. motherfucker.”

*takes out a lotus* “i don’t put these in my pocket. they grow there spontaneously.”

“i’m feeling drained from staring meaningfully into the distance”

“after dating so many billionaires, his millionaire lifestyle keeps me grounded”

the pussy posse being amazed and confounded by brett’s respect women juice

the real reason leonardo dicaprio only dates women under 25

“someone on the internet found out margot robbie is cgi” FINALLY SOMEONE WHO AGREES WITH ME

reagan accidentally imitating owen wilson

“when i’m done with you, men will look at you the way they look at me: briefly!”

gigi’s reaction to her make-under: “i wanna cyberbully myself!”

tamiko’s reaction to rand turning into a literal manchild: “way to turn subtext into text, rand”

myc’s absolutely SAVAGE comebacks at the constitution heist

“how would the founding fathers feel about this?” “probably the same way your father feels about you”

“ok, give me the word and i’ll blow the hell out of this thing” “said your ex-wife to brett’s dick”

“aliens? a woman being in charge of a team? nobody’s gonna believe this!”

“it’s a psychic union where everyone thinks the same and acts the same like fucking marvel fans” HGFHJGSDHKJHSJGH

“the last time i saw a white guy that generic, he was on a don’t walk sign!”

“fresh dirt is brought to you by blue apron. do you only care about the environment when it’s super convenient?”

INCEL STEVE

“how did he get that hoodie?”

“WE’VE BEEN FUCKED BY THE POPE!” “for the love of god, CONTEXT!”

saying “when in rome” is half the reason people come to rome

the gay dog weddings

“i now pronounce you two very good boys!”

“that’s me in the corner, losing my religion.”

reagan offending the italians (again)

“oh man, if god is real, i’m fucked”

“in the name of the father the son and the HOLY SHIT”

in a vow to make air travel as inconvenient as possible, the third wright brother invented sharing an armrest

“i deserve to be punished. i still quote borat sometimes”

“look! a woman’s ankle!”

*takes one look at hell* “those flamin’ hot cheetos commercials really nailed it.”

“i love cable news. it’s like watching the apocalypse in slow motion.”

gigi describing brett as “the comic sans of people”

andre reminding us how old millennials are now

“destroying your brother’s political legacy. what are you, a bush?”

the ayn rand tattoo

brett accidentally unionizing and legalizing sex work

“the solution just seemed so obvious”

“because faking your own death worked so well last time, reagan. redundant much?”

“maybe all conspiracies are real!” “oh, that’s not good.”

brett’s lil brett puppet

lil brett dying

lil brett going absolutely batshit crazy during the entire end credits of that episode

“you look like a white girl at burning man!”

the coughing and face-touching station

“the only way you’re associated with the number 300 is in pounds.” “you calling me fat?” “explicitly!”

“i literally have no idea what you’re going to say next!” “vagina egg.”

“i feel like we have the same interests. wanna start a podcast?” “no! this is like a siren song for straight white men!”

reagan once used cheetos as croutons

*route 96 turns into route 69* “haha, nice”

the fact that andre is just the original text of the “one fear” meme

“fun for ages six to six and a half!”

berenstain bears originally being berenstein makes SO MUCH SENSE

“and finally the rich white underdogs became the rich white ruling class. an inspirational story”

jr refusing to put his shirt back on

brett gives a tinfoil hat to the shazaam poster and it WORKS

“turns out i wasn’t pregnant, i just had way too much del taco” “i’ve been there”

“you said something nice, but it felt mean!”

mothman’s alternate timeline was a reverse of the fly

andre is canonically into tentacle hentai

lampshading the plot holes

“me? in charge of a whole workforce, like santa?”

“how many oscars is meryl streep supposed to have? three seems kinda low”

andre, just having shoved nixon back into his grave, now covered in blood and holding a shovel: “i don’t wanna talk about it”

air bud!!

“i could beat a dog in chess! probably.” same, brett, same

[osakaonryoif]

The Romance Options.

So, it is time I start listing the details. Let's start with the romance Options, because that is definitely more important than the synopsis...

Makoto - Kage:

Sex: M.F (Gender Selectable)

Age: 19

Appearance: Black, dishevelled shoulder-length hair. Blue eyes, freckled face. 4’‘2 in height, making them the shortest in the group. Always wears an oversized green hoodie with their favourite anime character proudly presented on the front. Almost never takes the hood down.

Personality: Hacker, Gamer, Otaku, and pretty much anything in-between. Makoto can be trusted with anything regarding technology, but anything regarding reality can often be a challenge. Makoto seemingly has no filter, saying what they are thinking at that exact moment in time; be it inappropriate jokes, insults, or anything in-between.

Messenger #27361 - Kaen:

(Because the player sets the name of this character, all references to them will be “Kit”.)

Sex: M/F (Gender Selectable)

Age: Somewhere between 100 and 200 years old

Appearance: Red, wild hair, with length depending on gender selected. Red eyes, with a barely detectable feint glow. 5’'3 in height. Wears a traditional Japanese Kimono shamelessly stolen from a convenient shrine. When in fox form, has red fur, and two tails.

Personality: Kit is a Kitsune, and a messenger of Inari Omikami. You met them one day at a Shinto Shrine, and they decided they liked you enough to follow you. In Japanese Folklore, Kitsunes can take human form, and Kit does just that. The MC eventually gets tired of referring to them by a number, (definitely not because they cannot remember it), and gives them a name.

Kit is a seemingly endless bubble of energy. They like teasing anyone and everyone, and a good harmless prank is always appreciated! Do not ask about the harmful pranks, however. The Osaka Police department is already overwhelmed with arson incidents, as it is. Having joined a society they know nothing about, Kit spends much of their time being confused. They have a tendency to act like a child running around an amusement park, (which attracts unwanted attention in downtown Osaka), and Makoto constantly teases them.

Ryoji/Ryuko Sasaki - Temae

Sex: M/F (Gender Selectable)

Age: 34

Appearance: Wears a plain, grey suit. Has a tattoo on their left arm of a Cheetah. Black, slick, neat hair, which comes down to the shoulders if female, clean shaven if male. Grey eyes. 5’‘6 in height. If male, has stubble. Is missing their entire index finger on their left hand.

Personality: From the outside, one would think them to be every part the stereotypical Hardened and coldblooded Yakuza member. They pretend to not care about others, but actions often speak louder than words. Is very loyal to those they perceive as friends, and is easily angered when a friend is threatened. On the flipside, seemingly has no sense of self-preservation.

Masa Matsuzaki - Jiji:

Sex: M

Age: 42

Appearance: Black, messy hair. Blue eyes. 5’‘5 in height. Black, baseball cap with his favourite, (fictional) baseball team, the Osaka Orangutans. Wears a white, button up shirt with short sleeves, and a tie. Also wears jeans. Is rather muscular. ;)

Personality: Masa is a detective working for the Osaka police department who assists you with your not so legal methods. He believes in justice above all else, even if it means bending the law. He has no concept of ‘jokes’, and often takes the stupid things Makoto says seriously. (Do not ask him about the Takoyaki incident.) It seems as though he lives only to work, and he often has to be physically dragged into the break room to rest.

Midori Yasukawa - Hoshi:

Sex: F

Age: 21

Appearance: Green eyes. Long, black hair with green highlights. Almost never without a smile on her face. 4’'9 in height. Wears a long, black dress with green four-leaf clovers all over it.

Personality: Midori is a J-pop idol who runs away from her producers, and latches herself onto your group, saying she’s “bored”, after you interrupt a Yakuza meeting that just so happened to be taking place under a stage which she was performing a live concert on. Makoto is a big fan of hers. With a bright and bubbly personality, Midori surprises everyone when she turns out to also be extremely sadistic. Enjoying the various missions you take her on with concerning levels of Joy.

Secret RO: Red String.

Sex: ?

Age: ?

“You’re the war that I wage,” “You’re the love that I hate.” “Can you change me” “From the monster you’ve made me?” Starset - “Monster”

The red string has to connect to someone. Not a soulmate, per say. More like a soul sibling. Your “twin soul”. They are in important figure in the story of your life, as you are in theirs. The two of you may not reach the end of the line without each other. But if life was already written into stone, that would be rather cruel. While you must encounter this person, your relationship with them is still up to you.

Red String is a potential Yandere for the Onryō. They start out hating the MC, but with certain choices, this can become a sort of twisted hate-love situation. That is all the info I will give out for now. It’s a secret RO, so obviously I can’t reveal their identity. I will say, however that they are a character that has already been met in the demo.

[dandelioninajungle]

I’m actually making plans in advance and giving myself stuff to look forward to and IT IS SO GOOD.

Next weekend - people coming over, Martin’s birthday, Paperxclips, Lady Brunch, Ice cream on the beach (even if it’s pissing down), Easter, Carrick Castle, GOT STUDIO TOUR BABY. Also doing sushi one night, and roast lamb and duck for Easter.

May - London and Bristol! My mum coming over and us doing Paperxclips and HMS Caroline and every Home Bargains in a 40 mile radius! Taking my SIL to get a tattoo!

June - Belated anniversary celebration…we’re going to Dublin!! Chimps and Siamangs and Orangutans! Book of Kells!

July - my little sister is coming over and we’re having a fancy hotel spa night, and doing the Causeway!

September - celebrating my birthday early so it doesn’t get swallowed by Christmas! Mini golf and fancy food!

[coralillough]

Overly specific poll, all about ✨️me✨️ [orangutan nursery image]

[omarandjohnny]

SOME FAVES!

Tagged by @first-kanaphan <3333333333333333333333333333

Animal: orangutans!

Movie: The Lost Boys

Season: SPOOPY SEASON

Character: Rudy, The Monster Squad 🖤

Color: Suspiria red and slime green!

Hobby: brainstorming/getting tattoos

Book: Scary Stories trilogy (THE SACRED TEXTS)

Song: Enjoy the Silence

Drink: Big Red

[bonnieventure]

THIS or THAT pt. 9

APPLE PIE 🍏 or PEACH COBBLER 🍑 BAR 🍻 or CLUB 💃 CHESS ♟ or CHECKERS 🔴 SLEEPING BEAUTY 💤 or SNOW WHITE 🍎 RICH 💰 or FAMOUS 📸 MEDAL 🏅 or TROPHY 🏆 GUM ⬜ or MINT ⚪ ASTEROID 🌠 or SATELLITE 🛰 BROWNIE BATTER 🟫 or COOKIE DOUGH 🍪 FRUITY 🍋 or FLORAL 💐 TATTOO 💉 or PIERCING ⚫ SUNRISE 🌄 or SUNSET 🌇 MARIO 👨‍🔧 or SONIC 🦔 STRAWBERRY 🍓 or BANANA 🍌 GORILLA 🦍 or ORANGUTAN 🦧 DISHES 🍽 or LAUNDRY 🧦 RUSTIC 🚂 or MODERN 🚄 NEON 💡 or PASTEL ⛅ BLUE 🔵 or ORANGE 🟠

[tattoos4mnd]

[nightsidewrestling]

D.U.D.E Bios: Fionn Rhydderch

The Ogre Prince of C.R.C Fionn Rhydderch

Kirby's cousin, Hywel's nephew, and Rhodri's son, Fionn. An Irish-Catholic living in Wales and a comedic and wise-cracking father. He takes training his kids seriously.

"Wait for it, wait for it… (burps), perfection."

Name

Full Legal Name: Fionn Odhrán Lleu Cathal Rhydderch

First Name: Fionn

Meaning: From the Old Irish name 'Finn', derived from 'Finn' meaning 'Fair, White'.

Pronunciation: FYOON/FYEEN

Origin: Irish, Irish Mythology

Middle Name(s): Odhrán, Lleu, Cathal

Meaning(s): Odhrán: From Old Irish 'Odrán', derived from 'Odar' 'Dun-Coloured, Greyish Brown, Tan' combined with a diminutive suffix. Lleu: Probably a Welsh form of 'Lugus', which possibly comes from one of the Indo-European roots 'Lewk' 'Light, Brightness', 'Lewg' 'Dark' or 'Lewgh' 'Oath'. Cathal: Derived from Old Irish 'Cath' 'Battle' and 'Fal' 'Rule'.

Pronunciation(s): O-rawn. SHAY. KA-hal

Origin(s): Irish. Welsh Mythology. Irish, Old Irish

Surname: Rhydderch

Meaning: From the given name 'Rhydderch', from the Old Welsh name 'Riderch', derived from 'Ri' 'King' and 'Derch' 'Exalted'

Pronunciation: HRUDH-ehrkh

Origin: Welsh

Alias: Ogre Prince, Fionn Rhydderch

Reason: This is Fionn's ring name

Nicknames: Orangutan, Sir Burps-a-lot

Titles: Mr

Characteristics

Age: 47

Gender: Male. He/Him Pronouns

Race: Human

Nationality: Welsh. Irish-Welsh Mix. Dual Citizenship ROI-UK

Ethnicity: White

Birth Date: November 25, 1973

Symbols: Ogres, Ogresses, Crowns

Sexuality: Heterosexual

Religion: Irish-Catholic

Native Language: Welsh

Spoken Languages: Welsh, Irish, Scottish (Scots Gaelic), English

Relationship Status: Married

Astrological Sign: Sagittarius

Theme Song: 'Sally MacLennane' - The Pogues (1991-)

Voice Actor: Dara Ó Briain

Geographical Characteristics

Birthplace: Tullahought, Kilkenny, Ireland

Current Location: Llanfaethlu, Anglesey, Wales

Hometown: Llanfaethlu, Anglesey, Wales

Appearance

Height: 6'4" / 193 cm

Weight: 250 lbs / 113 kg

Eye Colour: Blue

Hair Colour: Ginger

Hair Dye: None

Body Hair: Hairy

Facial Hair: Messy 'Beard'

Tattoos: (As of Jan 2020) 20

Piercings: Ear Lobe (Both)

Scars: Facial, neck & back scars from fights, matches, etc.

Health and Fitness

Allergies: None

Alcoholic, Smoker, Drug User: Smoker, Social Drinker

Illnesses/Disorders: None Diagnosed

Medications: None

Any Specific Diet: None

Relationships

Allies: (As of Jan 2020) The Rhydderch Clan

Enemies: (As of Jan 2020) None

Friends: Jarlath Rhydderch, Patrick Rhydderch, Lochlainn Rhydderch, Uilliam Rhydderch, Ivor Rhydderch, Sean Rhydderch, Wyn Rhydderch, Vaughan Rhydderch, Neifion Rhydderch, Roderick Rhydderch, Fergus Rhydderch, Flann Rhydderch

Colleagues: The C.R.C Locker Rooms / Too Many To List

Rivals: None

Closest Confidant: Unity Rhydderch

Mentor: Rhodri Rhydderch

Significant Other: Unity Rhydderch (48, Wife, Née Sauvageon)

Previous Partners: None of Note

Parents: Rhodri Rhydderch (77, Father), Grania Rhydderch (78, Mother, Née Kavanaugh)

Parents-In-Law: Beathan Sauvageon (78, Father-In-Law), Bronwen Sauvageon (79, Mother-In-Law, Née MacGuinness)

Siblings: Aisling O'Hannigan (44, Sister, Née Rhydderch), Caoimhe O'Hannegan (41, Sister, Née Rhydderch), Uilliam Rhydderch (38, Brother), Ivor Rhydderch (35, Brother), Eithne O'Hannagan (32, Sister, Née Rhydderch)

Siblings-In-Law: Keaton O'Hannigan (45, Aisling's Husband), Cadell O'Hannegan (42, Caoimhe's Husband), Whitney Rhydderch (39, Uilliam's Wife, Née Sauvageau), Oneida Rhydderch (36, Ivor's Wife, Née Richelieu), Januarius O'Hannagan (33, Eithne's Husband), Odalgar Sauvageon (45, Unity's Brother), Snjezana Sauvageon (46, Odalgar's Wife, Née Haralampiev), Natàlia Kaloyan (42, Unity's Sister, Née Sauvageon), Sigiwald Kaloyan (43, Natàlia's Husband), Pepin Sauvageon (39, Unity's Brother), Běla Sauvageon (40, Pepin's Wife, Née Konstantinov), Núria Vodenicharov (36, Unity's Sister, Née Sauvageon), Theodard Vodenicharov (37, Núria's Husband), Raginbert Sauvageon (33, Unity's Brother), Františka Sauvageon (34, Raginbert's Wife, Née Abadjiev), Božena Atanasov (30, Unity's Sister, Née Sauvageon), Veremund Atanasov (31, Božena's Husband), Raginmar Sauvageon (27, Unity's Brother), Libuše Sauvageon (28, Raginmar's Wife, Née Bogdanov), Ivančica Chilikov (24, Unity's Sister, Née Sauvageon), Waldo Chilikov (25, Ivančica's Husband), Raginolf Sauvageon (21, Unity's Brother), Natálie Sauvageon (22, Raginolf's Wife, Née Damyanov)

Nieces & Nephews: Too Many To List

Children: Rachel MacGregor (27, Daughter, Née Rhydderch), Queen MacEntire (24, Daughter, Née Rhydderch), Pace Rhydderch (21, Son), Odin Rhydderch (18, Son), Naomh Rhydderch (15, Daughter), Macy Rhydderch (12, Daughter), Comhghall Rhydderch (9, Son), Kaiser Rhydderch (6, Son), Jacinth Rhydderch (3, Daughter)

Children-In-Law: Bruce MacGregor (28, Rachel's Husband), Coinneach MacEntire (25, Queen's Husband), Urve Rhydderch (22, Pace's Wife, Née MacEalair)

Grandkids: Craig MacGregor (7, Grandson), Ceinwen MacGregor (4,Granddaughter), Ceridwen MacGregor (1, Granddaughter), Donald MacEntire (4, Grandson), Dougal MacEntire (1, Grandson), Vilija Rhydderch (1, Granddaughter)

Great Grandkids: None

Wrestling

Billed From: Kilkenny, Ireland

Trainer: The C.R.C Wrestling School, Rhodri Rhydderch

Managers: Unity Rhydderch

Wrestlers Managed: Unity Rhydderch

Debut: 1991

Debut Match: Fionn Rhydderch VS Rhodri Rhydderch. Double Count Out

Retired: N/A

Retirement Match: N/A

Wrestling Style: Grappler

Stables: The Rhydderch Clan (1991-)

Teams: No Team Names

Regular Moves: Rotating Punch To The Stomach, Backbreaker, Running Knee Lift, Belly To Belly Suplex, Diving Shoulder Block, Dropkick, Gorilla Press, Lariat, Scoop Powerslam, Spinning Spinebuster, Three Point Stance Tackle, Tiger Suplex

Finishers: Boston Crab, Senton, Sitout Gutwrench Powerbomb, High Angle Belly To Back Suplex

Refers To Fans As: The Fans, The Family

Extras

Backstory: Fionn Rhydderch of the C.R.C (Welsh Wrestling League / Cynghrair Reslo Cymru) Owning Rhydderch Family. When Rhodri dies Fionn will have a 1/48th ownership of the promotion. Fionn is an 'Ogre Style’ (Grappler) trainer. He’s a quarter-Welsh and three quarters-Irish

Trivia: Nothing of Note

[zephyrlass]

1. Are you a morning or night person? Night

2. Are you afraid of the dark? No

3. Are you an extrovert or introvert? Introvert

4. Are you double jointed? No

5. Are you left or right handed? Right

6. Are you more of a tidy person or a messy one? Very tidy

7. Are you on time or always late? Always on time

8. Are you ticklish? A little

9. Can you curl your tongue? Yes

10. Can you ice skate? Yes pretty well actually

11. Can you wiggle your ears? No

12. Coffee or tea? Tea always

13. Cookies, cake or donuts? Cake

14. Did you ever participate in a talent show? Yes

15. Did you go to prom? I went to formal, I think it’s similar

16. Did you like school? Overall yes

17. Do you believe in ghosts? Not at all

18. Do you bite your nails? Never

19. Do you consider yourself a good cook? Yes

20. Do you enjoy dancing? Yes

21. Do you enjoy DIY or crafts? Yes

22. Do you forgive easily? No definitely a grudge holder :/

23. Do you have a nickname? Too many

24. Do you have any allergies? Yes, dust and grass

25. Do you have any phobias? Yes, all kinds of rodents. Hate them

26. Do you have any piercings or tattoos? Yes, x3 small tattoos and just my ears pierced

27. Do you have children? No

28. Do you have pets? Yes a dog

29. Do you have siblings? Yes a brother

30. Do you prefer dogs or cats? Dogs 100%

31. Do you prefer Mac or PC? Mac

32. Do you prefer the beach or the mountains? Both. But probably beach.

33. Do you prefer to bath or shower? Shower

34. Do you sing in the shower? No

35. Do you smoke? No

36. Do you speak any different languages? French and a bit of Danish and Japanese

37. Do you still have your wisdom teeth? Nope all four removed

38. Do you still watch cartoons? No

39. Do you/have you played any sports? Netball, football, AFL, surfing, skiing, swimming, volleyball and tennis.

40. Does your name have a special meaning? Great grandmothers name

41. Have you ever been hospitalized? Yes three times

42. Have you ever been on a diet? No

43. Have you ever been to a concert? Many

51. If money were no object what would you get for your next birthday? A house

52. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? Copenhagen or Kiama

53. Were you ever a scout or a brownie? what is a brownie?

54. What city were you born in? Richmond

55. What did you last eat? Fish, potatoes and broccoli

56. What did you want to be when you were younger? An architect

57. What do you do on a typical Friday night? Go for a beer with some friends

58. What is one food that you refuse to eat? Pâté

59. What is one item on your bucket list? Go to an AFL game at the MCG

60. What is one item you can’t live without? toothbrush

61. What is your shoe size? 40

62. What movie have you watched repeatedly? Lol probably Mean Girls

63. What phone do you have (Apple or Android)? Apple iPhone 13

64. What should you be doing right now? Stretching

65. What’s one goal you would like to accomplish this year? Australia win the World Cup

66. What’s one of your pet peeves? People who talk at the cinema

67. What’s the last song you’ve listened to? Hide & Seek by Stormzy

68. What’s the most expensive item of clothing that you own? Probably my North Face puffer jacket

69. What’s the thing you can’t leave the house without? Lip balm and my glasses

70. What’s your best physical feature? My legs

71. What’s your Chinese sign? Tiger

72. What’s your current obsession? Formula 1

73. What’s your dream car? Aston Martin DB5

74. What’s your favourite animal? Wombats, penguins and orangutans

75. What’s your favourite book? Not sure I have a favourite

76. What’s your favourite colour? Blue and yellow

77. What’s your favourite dessert? Lava cake

78. What’s your favourite drink? Ginger beer

79. What’s your favourite food? Modern bay bug roll or cheese

80. What’s your favourite foreign food? Eastern Mediterranean, Japanese and Indian

81. What’s your favourite gadget? I like those robotic vacuums

82. What’s your favourite hobby? Skiing

83. What’s your favourite movie? Almost famous

84. What’s your favourite restaurant? Rick shores

85. What’s your favourite sandwich? Brie and cranberry or sauerkraut, Gouda and prosciutto

86. What’s your favourite season? Spring

87. What’s your favourite series? SKAM

88. What’s your favourite snack? Cheese and bread

89. What’s your favourite sport to watch? AFL or football

90. What’s your favourite thing to have for breakfast? Proper Australian breakfast with poached eggs, Kim chi, avocado, sour dough and halloumi

[superior-witness]

Everything I Noticed in Hazbin Hotel Pilot Pt. 2

By everything, I mean everything. From the stupid things I read too much into, to the things that have already been pointed out to you.

"Breaking News: A large scale turf war is underway in Pentagram City between Sir Pentious and Cherri Bomb," this is where I noticed I was spelling Cherri wrong. But I won't fix it. "The surrounding areas are covered in debris, so please avoid downtown on your commute today. Traffic is "Hella" backed up. Get it? "Hell", but with an "A" at the end? That's a word younger people seem to enjoy using. I don't really like it though. I wrote it because it seemed like the natural kind of fun to make for this situation, but now I see it in text I feel like it was a mistake. A mistake I can't take back like cheating on my wife. I'm so sorry Martha. I shouldn't have done it, but you did gain a lot of weight after the baby and I really needed some space. You know what? No, that was a good call. I banged the cleaning lady, and that was a pretty nice time. Even though she laughed at me when I told her I couldn't get off unless she licked my foot first. I don't see how that's a weird request. Maybe if I'd just gotten a hooker she would have been more agreeable. The point is my wife was a fucking bitch. One time we went to the zoo and I got really mad because I thought the orangutan was making fun of me. He kept doing that stupid duck lip face? The one where their lips get all puckered? Then it started screaming, and that really pissed me off. My wife told me it was just a monkey and to calm down."

Not Sir Petentious trying to look cool.

The egg with the 'Boss's #1 Fan <3' banner is adorable.

I'm still curious as to why lights and cameras have eyes.

The smoking sign makes me laugh because it's encouraged.

Razzle and Dazzle eating doughnuts.

Not a single word is highlighted.

Jeffery's Cannibal Cooking show? It's Dahm Good? Hello Jeffery Dahmer holy shit. I'm loving the note taped to it that just says 'Who approved this show??'

Not Tom shaking his head as they're talking.

Demon crowd! I assume we're seeing some beta designs, but the only one I'm personally immediately seeing is the tech head whose screen just says WORDS. Maybe a Vox beta design?

Another potential Vox beta design next to a Blitzo beta design.

I didn't notice this earlier but the upside down skulls holding the table up is fun.

When it pans out to people watching the wall of TVs, you do see the blue flamed guy from the overlord meetings.

Is this my first time noticing Missi Zilla's bar? Yes. Is it my first time noticing her? Also yes.

You do see her club, Klub Kaiju, in the back when Alastor does appear.

Razzle and Dazzle are just snack hoarders.

Again, Razzle and Dazzle. I do love them so.

Maybe a Fizzarolli beta design in the corner when it cuts back to Alastor?

Hello ominious poster in the back saying: BEWARE!!! HIM!!! DO NOT FUCK WITH HIM! STAY AWAY! THE RADIO DEMON!!

I love the little ear twitch.

Possibly a Stolas or Ars Goetia beta designs?

Loona beta design

The cut to Vaggie to with her head in her hands is weirdly funny.

Hello Zestial what are you doing here? And- you had pupils....?

Hello Mimzy!

Katy says Nine Circles not the seven rings. This bothers me. A lot. But like- easy explanation possibly? The seven rings, plus heaven and purgatory.

Not the arrow that says Loser pointing to Sir Petentious.

And then the one that says Pussy.

The print on the seats! The snake imagery, the apple, the hands. I love it so much.

Vaggie's proficiency in weapons! I'm sure that won't come up at all.

Love seeing the rips in Charlie's jacket.

The body pillow of angel made me cringe. Also despite him liking Angel, he has a tattoo that has his head silhouette crossed out making this, concerning on top of creepy.

Also, Angel, indeed, does not take his boots off we have not seen his feet.

Ah yes more apple imagery on the windows of the doors.

Circus tent imagery too.

Also apples on the lamps.

The symbol that you see on pillars and walls is the same one from the car.

Hi yes more circus imagery. The elephant balancing on a ball, with a ball on it's trunk.

Not really circus imagery but I think close enough- the lions on the fireplace!

The pictures of Razzle and Dazzle on the wall.

I think that's supposed to be Lilith performing on one of those photos in the back, but I'm not sure.

Baby Charlie hugging a dragon thing is adorable.

The microphone was sentient in the pilot.

HI OKAY YES I LOVE POINTING OUT OTHER CHARACTERS! Velvette immediately, Valentino, blue flame demon, Husker right behind Alastor covered by a silhouette, Rosie, Zestial. I assume that's Stolas beta designs. Missi Zella, Carmilla and hello Vox.

Again, we see Husk though Vaggie is covering him up.

All the posters if Lilith makes me think it's posters from concerts and shows she's in.

The fact that while Alastor prefers women he straight up just doesn't like Vaggie is highly amusing to me but also makes me think that he knew she was an exorcist. He doesn't like those who picks on people weaker than them, and Vaggie, as an exorcist, would have done that.

Skeleton imagery on windows!

I do love the suits on Husker's wings, I'm sad to see them go.

Love the poker chips on the wallpaper (I think that's what it is.)

Susanne's outfit on Vaggie.

The voodoo symbols covering the walls instead of the apple wallpaper.

This took me approximately two-three hours. I fear for myself with the rest of the series.

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While Quagoon stakes out the lavish tent of a rose-crested competitor, Vola enters an open bathhouse while following a likely candidate for incognito princess, Damaia continues to party, and Krieg winds up a conversation about insurrection at the tent of a southern rebel, Davdak locks eyes with his arch-nemesis the random hoop dancing amphibian.

The unsuspecting creature looks down at their leg, in which is sunk the dart of the halfling's hand crossbow. They leap to their good leg and swipe at the rising Davdak with the knife they had been sharpening. Davdak mocks their efforts, and the enraged artist dashes at him to tackle him - but Davdak steps aside and the amphibian topples off the roof.

They manage to get their feet under them in a remarkable feat of agility, but with the dart in their leg their weight is too much; Davdak hears the crack of their already wounded knee.

The bard drops down the drainpipe up which he had climbed and exchanges a blow or two with the amphibian before the halfling creates space to utilize his crossbow once again, and the amphibian falls to the ground of the alley in surrender with a second bolt sticking out of their flesh.

When the amphibian tries a last lunge for their dropped knife and Davdak kicks them down, it is over. Davdak demands that the creature go out into the village and steal him something nice; "Use that camouflage talent you have." The cowed performer acquiesces reluctantly, but wholly, and Davdak wanders over to a party nearby.

Meanwhile Quagoon discovers the owner of the pavilion he staked out: a heavily perfumed human man with a waxed moustache.

Vola joins the muscled orc warrior in the bath and the latter starts up a conversation with a query about weightlifting, impressed by the goliath's physique. As they chat, Vola observes the tattoo of a goblin upon the orc's bicep - one of the signs she learned to look out for in search of the princess. That and the clear martial prowess of the orc, obvious in every one of her movements, muscles, and scars, leads Vola to conclude with some confidence that she has found who she has been looking for. They chat pleasantly for a quarter of an hour before the orc - going by the name Lyra - departs.

Upon a rooftop near where Davdak and the amphibian had their altercation, Damaia is having a grand time at a party - until a seedy looking human or half-elf with a bowl cut leans over her shoulder and asks after her parents, referring to them by name. Damaia recognizes the man as a thieves-guild recruiter of some sort avoided by her father when she was still with her illicitly-employed parents. The man often showed up at awkward moments to attempt to trap her father into joining him. Damaia is feeling trapped by this unwanted companion when Davdak arrives on the rooftop. He recognizes his new friend to be in some discomfort and wanders over to insult the guildman.

The man ripostes with some skill, but is eventually driven away - though he regrets that Damaia is so lightly giving up such a lucrative opportunity.

Having had enough of this party, Damaia leaves for the Gontalus. Davdak follows, and our adventurers rest well through the rest of the night.

The next day dawns. While the grand opening of the tournament is only in the evening and its first duels of the central event, the Grand Melee, the following morning, the tournament's minor events begin on this day, the day after our adventurers arrive in the village. Quagoon and Davdak report to the lists in the morning to find out when they will compete in the bow, and also check when Thomas the orangutan will compete in wrestling.

Davdak has the earliest slot of the fellows, just before lunch. After the lists, he heads over to the drinking lodge where he told the amphibian to meet him with something of value. The poor, broken-legged creature produces an item wrapped in cloth - a brass statue of some sort of cleric or paladin, evidently magical.

The bard then takes his place in front of the targets and shoots a decent round, but his three arrows fall to two superior archers and he fails to move on. Later that day, Quagoon has greater luck - advancing from the first round but falling in the second.

Krieg has meanwhile gone to the tent of Heddryn the southern rebel, where he passes on the knowledge of the princess - suggesting she be utilized somehow in a display of southern autonomy. Heddryn thanks him for the information.

In the evening, the gang participates in the competitors' parade, proudly bearing their new coat of arms and walking behind the goat and sea-birds from Vola's menagerie. They abstain from staying to watch the fireworks, however, as the sun sets, and instead head into the tournament village proper to search for Damaia's thief contact, thinking him a potential resource in their own quest to steal the coronation stone.

Damaia and Krieg come upon him standing dramatically under a street lamp, and they are told to meet him at a certain watering hole in an hour. That hour being still an hour and a half before Thomas is set to compete in the first round of wrestling, the gang agrees.

Soon enough, they have gathered around a circular table in a private upstairs cafe, joining the seedy thief and an intimidating half dragon. They learn his name is Ethan, and sure enough - it seems he has been hired to steal the crown or circlet being given as a prize to the winner of the grand melee. It is suggested that they sort of work together; our adventurers are willing to incite a distraction to benefit the theft. They are not interested in the circlet, so surely it's a win-win for Ethan. He admits he does not know where the circlet or stone are presently, but intimates that he will in a day or so.

The company parts ways, but not before discovering that the half dragon is likely a sex worker from the tournament village hired to look tough beside the thief. Our adventurers pick up Thomas from the Gontalus and head for the wrestling rings.

He is set to fight a ropy-muscled wood elf who is surprised to be facing an orangutan. He is further surprised when Thomas goes straight for him as soon as the bell is rung, and Thomas holds the upper hand for the entire bout. Not satisfied with winning in three rounds by pins, Thomas goes savagely for the knock out. He flips, grapples, throws, and tumbles with the elf, who puts up a good fight but in the end proves no match for the orange ape's simian power. Thomas wins soundly, to the great delight of his new crewmates.

The next morning, Krieg has pulled one of the first duels of the Grand Melee - so early in the morning it is before the Melee's grand opening ceremony. He faces a half-orc barbarian, who opens the bout in a flash of thrown axes. Blood sprays both ways, but it is our stalwart paladin who pulls out the win, thanks to blows imbued with a power that punches through the barbarian's rage-induced numbness.