#otp: be my shark

[togetherasap]

happy freeman books day to all who celebrate

[olath124]

"Let's cross our sharks!"

In answer to this:

Damn how bad it was, why?!?!

Or the beginning of Vlurt. The pairing nobody ever wanted.

Of course, Vlad belongs to @ouroboros-hideout ...

Are you happy?

[xblackreader]

LIIKI’K ATTOYE, ATTOYE FOREVER!

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[dontruinmymorning]

She stood at the shore clutching the custom shell, made just for her, to her chest. Her big, gleaming eyes looked out over the expanse of the water waiting impatiently for what she was looking for. She had blown into the shell like she was taught and now she waited for the inevitable.

It was late and she should be in bed, but she really needed to see him. She enjoyed the feeling of the tide washing over her small feet as her toes curled into the sand. She barely breathed as she waited for any indication that he was out there.

“You should be in bed, chan.”

She turned with a sheepish grin, “I know, but I missed you.”

He grinned and walked out of the water. He took her in his arms and planted a kiss on her forehead.

“Your na’ will not be amused, chan.”

She giggled mischievously and simply wrapped her arms around his neck and snuggled into him. She knew her mother would scold her and him for being out of bed past her bedtime, but she loved her father dearly and couldn’t go too long without seeing him. He wasn’t due back until the next day, but she had missed him too much.

He held her tighter to him and inhaled her familiar child like scent. “Last time i checked that shell was for emergency purposes only.”

“This was an emergency.” came her tiny voice muffled in his shoulder.

He chuckled at her statement and shifted her more comfortably on his shoulder. Now that she was in her father’s arms she started feeling that sleep she had evaded to come see him. Her weight got heavier as she slipped deeper and deeper until she was fully asleep.

He gently took the shell from her loose grip and walked the rest of the distance to the front door. As he approached the porch, the front door flew open and he saw Okoye’s silhouette bathed in the light from the house. The outside lights came on with the movements and Okoye saw her husband walking up with their daughter fast asleep in his arms.

She wanted to be peeved, but she couldn’t help how her heart softened at the picture. She knew keeping Itzae from her father was virtually impossible, but sometimes she wishes she wasn’t so much like her. Okoye too was fearless growing up. She would always push boundaries and see how far she could go.

Attuma smiled down at her softly once he had crossed the distance. She reached out and softly ran her hand down her daughter’s back as she returned his smile. She rolled her eyes playfully then shifted so he could move past her. He brushed her feet clean, then they both padded softly over to Itzae’s bedroom.

Attuma gently lowered her weight onto the mattress and her mother gently laid her shark plushie in her arms. She immediately clutched her stuffie to her chest and curled into the pillows.

“Love you umama. Love you yuum.” she said groggily and then her breath evened out again.

Her parents lips curved into soft smiles once again as they watched her in slumber for a while longer. Okoye ran her fingers over her soft skin and chubby cheek unable to believe that they created something so beautiful. They both kissed her forehead and then silently left the room.

The light was turned off so her nightlight could do its job. It had been a gift from Shuri. It depicted Mayan and Wakandan hieroglyphs as well as rhynos and sharks. Itzae had loved it since she was a baby.

“She is too much like you.” Okoye said to her husband as they made their way to their own bedroom.

Attuma chuckled again and shook his head in disagreement.

“Last time i checked stubbornness was your trait.”

She turned to him with a huff but he only grinned in response.

When they entered their bedroom he pulled her into his arms and asked, “Did you miss me too?”

She slapped him with a pillow, rolled her eyes and walked away. He laughed at her antics and she couldn’t help smiling at the sound. She had missed him.

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chan - little one

na’ - mother

yuum - father

umama - mother

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@theemfingmenace I hope you don’t mind me

using Itzae in this 🙏🏾

[twisting-echo]

Alright, Serpanade-Toons introduced me to this ship on Instagram, and I fell in love with their dynamic. Lenny and Meena are both so sweet, shy, and cute. I decided to make an edit of them, and honestly, I made this edit a long time ago and forgot to post it.

This ship was created by MagicalMarissa.

🚫 IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THIS SHIP, PLEASE DON’T COMMENT 🚫

🚫 PLEASE DO NOT STEAL OR REPOST MY EDITS 🚫

[bad-surprise]

the shark in your water

chapter 9: lipstick smudged like modern art

haladriel modern au | E | dead dove: do not eat | 35.8k | 9/?

[michaels-blackhat]

oh look, another chapter of pure fluffy cuteness set in the shark bait verse. happy holidays everyone

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yn.yln baby, why don't you come over? red wine supernova, falling into me . . .

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aphroditesfav.piper I love you so so much my baby 💓 I have no idea what I did in my past life to deserve someone as amazing and perfect as you, princess <3 happy 6 months of chaotic gayness 😌🫶 ilysm!!! AND thank you SO much for playing all my favs on your guitar, I think I fell asleep crying about that so 🫣

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ㅤ ↳ aphroditesfav.piper homie you WISH 🙄

sallysgoldenboy exactly HOW much wine might have you consumed last night, without adult supervision, might I add? 🤨

ㅤ ↳ yn.yln less enough to drive us home sober dw, DAD ✊

j.grace congratulations, guys (: you’re literally endgame and my personal otp, so 🫡

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aphroditesfav.piper so baby, let's get freaky, get kinky, let's make this bed get squeaky . . .

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yn.yln BABY?? I LOVE YOU SO MUCH?????! running back home asap, be right there, my sweet angel 🏃‍♀️💨

ㅤ ↳ aphroditesfav.piper i’ll be waiting for you, ma’m 🫡

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dio.urlocaldrunkard should I be concerned?

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[thisdayindnphistory]

This Day in Dan & Phil History - June 19

2010 - dan's dailybooth. tag yourself im "do you like fishies :3"

@danielhowell: ASDFGHJKL -

^ that's my "being eaten by shark" sound effect.

I keep forgetting i have this website xD so as there have been lots of interesting photos taken of me recently, I should remember to booth them.

so as from today I will upload moar photos. starting with me being eaten by a shark at the Sea Life Centre in Blackpool ^-^ {THE WORST PLACE ON EARTH EVERRRRR} (blackpool not the aquarium - that was awesome)

has anyone ever been eaten by a shark? ..or do you like fishies? :3 that's a better question.

2014 - not the gay cult allegations😭

2018 - THIS GAME IS TOO BLOODY HARD - Dan and Phil play: Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes #3

2019 - 🐕

2023 - IS PHAN MY OTP?? Taking Old British Youtuber Quizzes

[dangermousie]

This OTP is gonna be the best kind of insane, I can tell. I mean, she offers to be his pawn in the middle of the trailer and in the end of it he offers to be her pawn instead aaaaaa!

Also, they have chemistry!

I mean...

So excited for my murder couple!

This is basically written for my id!

Like...

And...

And

And

Like...the vibe of this...

I love the concept of sharks in love tbh.

All that and a wedding...

[olath124]

Shark week started in the middle of the week so it's not over.

Mostly because I love the aquarium setup. (I may end up making it even bigger... It's so relaxing moving fishies and seaweed around).

So, after the first gift, he they decided to make a whole photoset with the sharkies (Here you can see both Shark and Violet Norris. Yes, he gifted her a shark. Named like her. Isn't that marvelous?). Because there's nothing that ties a room together better than a triptych of 48"x36" prints of them with their butts hanging out among sharks.

P. S. Violet is still not dumb enough to jump in an aquarium filled with sharks so they are added in post-production.

P. S. 2 No sharks, nor Jagos were harmed in the making of this shot. (He was sick of it, so he decided to hire a professional)

P. S. 3 V: "Why your dick is tastefully covered while my ass is completely hanging out?" K: "Oh! Didn't notice..."

[xblackreader]

looking for a new OTP to check out? 👀 might I suggest…

ATTUMA x OKOYE 🥹❤️

Here’s a link to their 🥵&🥹FANFICS! (get into it yuh)

I’ve read them all in my free time and need more 😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 So if you’re looking to write for them, know I’ll HYPE IT UP ⬆️ ILL PUT SOME LOVE ON IT 😠❤️❤️❤️ (need more of that good slow burn…)

wanna make something for this ship?TAG ME IN ALL YOUR ATTOYE CREATIONS!! 🩵❤️

reblog so we can get more recruits and creations for this ship!

[dontruinmymorning]

Okoye was a little … spoiled.

But that was his fault. He had no one to blame but himself. He just couldn’t tell her no. Whether it was his love and affection or material things, she had him wrapped around her finger. She wasn’t a brat (90% of the time) about it so it didn’t really bother him. He probably wouldn’t have noticed too much until their friends pointed it out.

He really never said no.

So, he wanted to see what would happen if he did.

She was telling him about the new item she had to buy. She was telling him the details so he could get it, when he said the word she never heard before.

“No.”

At first, she kept talking like he hadn’t even spoke and then the two letter word registered in her brain.

She stopped speaking abruptly and her face scrunched in confusion.

“No?”

He held back his smile and simply responded, “No.”

Now she looked at him like he was crazy. There was no other explanation but that he lost his mind.

“What do you mean no?”

“I mean no Okoye.”

She looked around in pure bewilderment. It’s like her brain refused to fully comprehend the word. Attuma was using all his willpower now to hold back his laughter.

She continued to splutter and stared off in bemusement. She looked back at him and went silent. His face didn’t change and it slowly sunk in. Her face slowly morphed into a pout and her eyes started watering. She crossed her arms over her chest and her bottom lip trembled.

He felt his resolve crumble immediately and he grabbed the sides of her face with both hands.

“Oh baby I’m just kidding . Come on I was just playing.” He whispered to her as he kissed her lips over and over to coax it out of the pout.

“It’s not funny.” she said petulantly and he nodded his head in agreement.

“You’re right baby I’m sorry.” he said softly.

He still felt the urge to laugh, but he didn’t want her to actually be mad at him. He continued to kiss her until she started kissing him back.

Yeah Okoye was spoiled rotten, but that’s his problem and he had no issue.

[vegaseatsass]

Good night tumblr. I can't type up all the My Stand-In thoughts I still have banging around my head but I will go to sleep thinking about Mike and his new fandom bestie, Tong's loan shark, having internet battles defending their OTP against Mike & Ming's spiritual master.

...look I just find it hysterically funny that THREE characters who really, really shouldn't care that much have such strong opinions about this relationship.

Mike is honor-bound to keep his vow if this is really Joe, that Joe, Ming's Joe; that damn promise he made at the height of his little-brother's-romance rubbernecking, aw shucks. Once Mike commits to a ship, neither the law nor his own father can make him turn back! Loan Shark couldn't just take the offer for so very much more money and run with it before Ming's mom called the cops, he HAD to know WHY this man was so special to the inaccessible rich kid Tong had been dangling in front of him for months. And in that moment, when Ming spoke his truth, Loan Shark respected him as he respected few men on this earth, because Ming convinced him: Love Is Real.

And then over on the opposite side we have spiritual master like Joe, I know I'm supposed to be a neutral presence here guiding you along whatever path you choose, but are you sure you want to go back to this guy? Like are you SURE sure? Idk as someone who has been all up in your business for three years I can't just let you pass on without saying something. Do what you want, absolutely, but like... are you suuuuuuuuuure? Remember when he cuffed you to a couch? Remember when he called you a dog? Anyway welcome to my healthy and peaceful mind. I am unbiased and impartial. Make your choice. But. Are you sure.