#otp: sorry to do this over text

[mknae-jongho]

Special day

Summary: It’s your husbands’ birthday meaning he’s off work today and you’ll have all the free time you want. Since it’s his birthday you want to do some special for him.Its a day he may never forget!!

Genre:Fluff,smut

𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 : established relationship, idolhusbandChoiSan, Wife!femreader,teasing, pet-names (jagiya, sweetie, sannie, baby), explicit content, blindfolding, praise, cunnilingus, fingering, love-making, rough sex, unprotected sex (Stay protected pls), cussing; banging against the wall and mattresses/bed squeaking, choking, spitting, manhandling, just a good fuck and tuck.

Ps:ITS SANNIE BIRTHDAY, my mann is growing on me👏🏽😭. Since it’s his birthday i wanna do a little something special for ya!! He is 25 omg, but anyways Happy birthday sannie.😘

J pov

—Hyung don’t you think it’s a little too early, it’s freaking 7:30 i’m the morning.— shaking your head as you continued to push the shopping cart. —Janae we have to be up early if we want the surprise to turn out how we want it y’know.— Hongjoong adding the birthday supplies into the cart.

—yeah but still, im still a little tired.— seeing that joongie payed you no mind you just got on your phone to pass time.

—Hey joong umm sannie just texted me.— you looked up to see him already looking at you before he walked towards. —What did he say?—Opening up your phone you showed him the message as you began typing.

Sannie🏔️:jagiya?

You: yes baby?

Sannie🏔️: where are you? it’s early and i don’t see you here.

Looking at hongjoong for help as you don’t know what to say . —Don’t look at me.— shrugging his shoulders with his hands on either side. —Joongie what am i going to say ? technically it’s your fault.— He looked at you with one hand on his chest with a face expression of offense.

—Just tell him you’ll be there soon.—

—But what if..okay— as you do what you’re told but sannie just kept texting, which isn’t shocking.

Sannie🏔️: where are you tho it’s early.

Hello??

Baby😢.

You: Sannie pls baby, I’ll be there soon i’m otw i promise.

Sannie🏔️: Okay i guess.

—okay he stopped texting now.— you guys make it to check out to pay for everything, while you guys got settled into the car you called Wooyoung.

OTP: -woo?-

—janae where are you san is getting on my last nerves.—

—i’m so sorry woo, we’re planning a surprise party for san and i need you guys to get him out the house for a while;while we set up the party.Pls woo?—

—where do i take him?—

—Anywhere woo just get him away from home.—

—Okay i got you.—

—thank baby.—

-your welcome janae now hurry.—

With that the call ended. —Okay joong i got woo & the other guys to take san out so we can set things up at home.— hooking your phone up to the bluetooth.— Great because we’re bout 5 mins away.

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—JOONG HURRY!— turning around giving you a side eye. —Don’t give me no side eye.— taking the cake out of the fridge, you placed the candles on top. —Janae go get ready ill finish this up.— taking the rest of the candles out your hands thanking him before heading towards you & sannie shared room.

J pov

After taking me a quick shower and putting on my lingerie i received a ft call from sannie.

—Fuck.— in panic mode i happened to find a robe nearby that i rushed to put on. Setting my phone up straightening my hair up a little bit i answered the phone.

Sannie🏔️:Took you a minute to answer.

You: yeah i’m sorry i just got out the shower.

Sannie🏔️: So.. does today seem special to you?

Knowing what he mean i pretended to act oblivious.

You: Umm no, i don’t think so.. is it supposed too?

Sannie🏔️: Jagiya? are you serious?

My baby look so sad rn i just wanna kiss him all over his face and tell him how sorry i am but i can’t! not rn.

You: What?

Sannie🏔️: You really did forget.

uh ohh..😬

You: What baby?

Sannie🏔️: Nvm, we’re otw i’ll see you when we’ve arrived i guess.

You: okay baby i love you.

Sannie🏔️: Mk.

With that being the last thing said, the call ended. San always says i love you back…unless he’s pissed😬…oops.

knocked back into your senses you see joongie walking towards your room.

—Hey they are right down the street did you find something to wear?— Standing up, you walked towards your closet to pick out a black bodysuit — Yeah just let me put it on.— Closing your closet door your hear joong yell from outside.—Come downstairs when you’re done.— you hear him leaving and the door closed behind him.

Rushed putting on my clothes i spray sannie fav perfume before running over to my full body mirror in the corner of the room to check myself out. Grabbing my phone i took a couple a pics to post before going down stairs.

—Okay i just got off the phone with hwa , they’re here.— He ran to cut off the lights while i hid behind the couch. Shortly after we’re both hidden, the boys walked through the door.

—woo did she really forget?— aww he sound so sad. —San i don’t know you’ll have to talk with her.— Joong gave me two taps on my thigh indicating to get ready. counting down from three in my head.

3…..2…..1….

—SURPRISE!!— the lights flickered back on as the boys including hovering around him, But his eyes stayed contact with you as left to go get the cake.

………

While the members sat in the living room watching television and chatting with each other, you felt two arms hug around your waist with a head in between your neck. Turning around wrapping your arms around his neck you kiss him a couple times while his arms gets tighter around you. —I thought you forgot my birthday.— he mumbled into the kiss before pulling away.

-No baby i would never, i just didn’t wanna ruin the surprise we had planned for you.— placing a finger underneath his chin rilling him in for another kiss.

It continues for a while with his hands gripping your ass lifting one leg up placing his bulge on your covered cunt before grinding into you slowly while one hand is on your neck.

—okay baby that enough for rn.— pushing him back while he let out a little whine. —How about you go tell the boys that it’s time to eat?— he stared at you for a while before shaking his head in agreement stealing a kiss from you before runnin off to the boys.

J pov

i watched as he left to go over to the boys. he’s just so sweet and deserves so much love. Knocking myself out of my daze, i turned to get everything ready and put food and cake on each person plate.

—Baby the plates are ready.— i yelled while placing each plate on the table for everyone to grab. They came in all at the same time to get their food & they all gave their thanks.

San pov

—Mmh, this food is so good..— i watched as the members agreed with me, some even slapped their head back.

I saw as my jagiya left out the kitchen with her plate in her hand and walked towards the living room where we were.

—hey baby.— she pinched my cheek before sitting down on the couch behind me. —Hii.— she said looking down at me.

I got up to sit down beside her on the couch before leaning in the place a kiss on her lips.

—Ya’know baby, i thought you’ve forgotten about my birthday.— i told her with a pout. — Like i told you before, i would never san.— she grabbed my face and gave me a couple pecks.

Her lips is so addicting, i’ve got so caught up in the moment that i didn’t realize that the room have gotten so quiet until my jagiya pulled away.

—Finally, you guys go get a room.— Woo young yelled hitting me in the back of my head.

—who wants to play mario cart?— Mingi shouted wanted to change the subject.

The guys all agreed while i just sat there. I want one last thing for my birthday, i just gotta plan how to get it.

J pov

Watching the guys play mario cart as i’m patiently waiting for my turn, san left to go grab a blanket as he claim that he’s “cold”.

Leaning my head back onto the arm rest, san made his way back into the room and layed down on top on me while placing the blanket on top.

—San baby you’re heavy.— Wrapping your arms around his neck, you gently draw circles on his back.

He rises up slightly placing your legs around his waist as he placed his arms over your head. He lean down to kiss you softly with doing so, only soon turned heated —I want you. i just want you for my birthday.— he moaned softly with grinding on my cloth clit.

—babe the boys are around!— i whispered but loud enough for only him to hear .

—Let’s go to the bedroom baby pls, i need you. please.— he whined putting his head between my neck placing soft wet kisses.

—Umm guys, me & san are heading to bed goodnight.— i watched as the boys faces are confused but continued to play the game while i grabbed sannie, making our way to our shared bedroom.

As we entered the room making sure the door is locked. San pushed you against the wall kissing you roughly.

—Fuck i need you janae.— he pulled back to remove his shirt and his pants only leaving on his boxers.—Come here baby girl.— You walked towards him as he sat on the edge of the bed waiting for you. He pulled you towards him softly before saying,—you look so good baby but i need you to take this off for me, hmm?— He gave your ass a soft squeeze before giving it a spank.

Backing away, you slowly remove your bodysuit and as you removed it, you saw san get up from the bed and walked behind you. You felt him grab your waist as you removed the bodysuit from your body, leaving you in your matching purple lingerie set you wanted to surprise him with.

—Sit on the bed sannie, i wanna give you something special tonight.— pushing him back onto the bed you walked towards your dresser pulling out a blindfold. Walking back towards him you got in his lap tying the blindfold around his head.

—Just relax and enjoy baby.— you push him back softly as he put his hands behind his head biting his bottom lip.

Your hands softly rubbed against his chest rubbing down to his stomach and then his v-line. You hear as his breathing became heavy and his hips grind up wanting to feel any friction.

—jagiya pls.— he removed one of his hands from behind his head to grab the waistband of his boxers tugging softly, licking his lips. Lifting your hips up you grabbed his boxers before dragging them down his legs. You climbed back on top of him seeing his reddened tip as it dripped precum.

Grabbing his dick, you slowly moved your hand upward and downwards seeing as he twitched in your hand. You stick your tongue out, softly licking the tip swallowing the precum before closing your mouth around his tip sucking softly moaning against it from the taste.

—Fuck jagiya,— he groaned putting one hand in your hair making a ponytail form before pushing your head down softly. — go lower baby.— he told you in a low tone which sent chills down your spine onto your dripping core.

Doing as you’re told, you began to go lower and lower until all of him is in your mouth. —mmhhh, feels so good baby, fuck keep sucking.— his grip on your hair tighten as he legs started shaking a little.

—Daddy’s gonna come soon. Fuckkkk babygirl.— he held your head still as he began thrusting up going deep down your throat. Hearing you gagging is bringing him on edge as his moans getting louder. Shortly after, you felt his hot steamy cum run down your throat as you started drinking his cum.

Taking the blindfold off of him, you climbed back into his lap before locking your lips onto his as he griped your waist tearing your underwear off. He lined his tip at your entrance as grabbed your throat with his free hand.

Entering slowly for you to adjust to his size, he made eye contact with you before speaking. —Gonna fuck you so good jagiya all you’re gonna remember is my name.— He said against your lips. Catching you off guard he suddenly thrust deep inside your core leaving an expression on your face making him smirk.

—Fuck sannie.— You moaned softly as you grabbed his bicep to hold onto something from the extreme pleasure. He gripped your hips harshly fucking into you hard before giving you a couple of harsh spanks. His grip still on your neck he pulled you towards him to locking your lips together before biting and sucking onto your bottom lip.

—You like that, hmm? Feels good baby?— kiss you softly. —Yess sannie, fuck you fucking me so good babyy, omggg.— moaning loudly as he flipped you over leaving him to be on top. —Who do you belong to? hmm?— Seeing as your moaning loudly and can’t speak correctly, He thrust into you harshly bringing you back onto earth before asking again.

—Answer me sweetie.— Giving you another harsh thrust, he gripped your chin lifting your head up to looking at him biting his lip. Giving you another hard thrust, your eyes closed and rolled to the back of your head as you began to scratch his back mouth hanging open.

—Who do you belong to hmm?— he began fucking you at a fast pace while still gripping your chin shaking your face a little to bring you back. He spat in your face and your mouth slapping you slightly. He grabbed your legs closing them to place them on your chest leaning forward to hit deeper inside you. You both moaned louder from the position

—jagiya,— gripping your hair harshly while giving your ass a hard spank. —I’ll ask again hmm?—spanking you again as his pace sped up making the bed squeaky and bang against the wall multiple times. —who.do.you.belong.too? hmm? hmm jagiya?— he place a hand on your stomach and press against it softly and felt his bulge in your stomach.

—i belong to you sannie, fuckkkk i belong to you. I can’t take it baby, slow do— Your cut off by him going faster inside you.

—i’m gonna cum babygirl.— he slowed down but his thrust is still hard. he spread your legs a little to place his thumb onto your clit rubbing in small circles. You moaned loudly as you felt your stomach tightened up and your legs shook.—fuck cum for me baby. i know you want too.— You went over edge and came all over san and your stomach, your juices rolled onto the bed as your legs shook fiercely before san pulled out as you moan loudly from the emptiness.

He went down on you spreading your legs wider before sticking his tongue out licking your clit softly. Your legs shake from overstimulation as he looked up at you watching your expressions before suddenly sucking harshly.

Your legs closed around his head tightly but soon was forced open. he began eating you out, licking, sucking, whatever he knew that made you feel good. You felt like you were going to explode from too much pleasure. moving your hand down you pushing his head away from you as your slowly climbed up.He sat up a little dragging you down by your thighs before placing his head back between your legs. your hands still moving to push him off as your moaning loudly. He suck harshly making you grip his hair hard.

He grabbed your wrist holding them against your stomach while still sucking. Feeling the mixer and pain and pleasure, you put your feet on his shoulders kicking back softly. Going nowhere he still sucking on your clit harshly before removing his head. A string on drool still connected ,he held your wrist with one hand to free one of his hands and placed two of his fingers at your entrance.

You looked down at him with your hair messy and your body sweaty, you see him looking at you before entering his fingers inside you gunning in and out. He smirked up at you while speeding his pace up. —Look at you jagiya, you look a mess. You’re taking what daddy’s giving you so well.— while fingering you, he attached his lip back on your clit licking and sucking. Sped his pace up, the room became quiet with nothing heard but the squelching noise that’s between your legs and the sucking and slurping noise from san.

Moaning loudly your legs shook harshly as you squirt over his face. Still fingering you through your climax. He looked back up at you before pulling his fingers out giving you a spank on the cheek. He leaned up to place his lips onto yours slipping his tongue into your mouth. placing his hand on your throat squeezing softly as he grinding onto you making you moan, he looked into your eyes before saying,— i’m not done with you yet baby, but your doing do well for me don’t ya think? hmm?— moving your hair from your sweaty face.— we’re almost done baby m’kay.—

Pecking your lips softly he grabbed your arm harshly before turning you onto your stomach. Slapping your ass a couple of times before grabbing your hips lifting you up. He spread your legs leaning down to kiss and lick your clit a couple of times gripping your ass. Leaning up he lined his tip up at your entrance before thrusting in harshly. Holding on to the sheets you moan loudly in a trance while he gripped your hips going faster.

—fuck baby, you feel so fucking good. just wanna fuck this pussy all day hmm.— one of his hands reached forward to grab your neck while the other one pulled your hair which made your head lean back and your back arched deeply. your hands reached up in the air unable to grab anything while tears run down your face and drool falling from your face.

— haha, if only you could see yourself jagiya, what a mess you are on my dick baby. Fucking you so good baby, what’s my name hmm?— thrust into you harder and faster your toes began to curl up as your eyes rolled back into the back of your head as your yelled san name out loud sounding like a trance. —fuck i’m gonna come babygirl. are you gonna come with daddy baby? hmm? like a good girl your gonna come for daddy?— speeding up his pace he put his index finger and his middle finger in your mouth making you choke on it.

Your juice squirts out and you’re getting closer and closer. San spanks your ass again harshly and placed his hand in the middle of your back pushing you down to go deeper. His cock began twitching inside of you as he leaned forward laying his chest on your back so your chest on laying on the bed. He thrust into you harshly as he put his hand over your mouth to hush you. He started making marks in your neck and your back leaving hickeys.

He grabbed your hair with the same hand that was over your mouth and pulled your head back before connecting your lips leaving sloppy kisses while still thrusting into you. —i’m cumming, im cumming baby fuckkkkk. IM CUMMING.— he stopped his paced as he shot his hot load into you as his legs shook. you both moaning together while he held you tight grinding a little to empty himself slowly pulling out laying beside you as you both breathe heavily.

—Happy birthday sannie.— wrapping your arm across his chest leaning up to place a soft kiss on his lips which he softly returned. Having a soft and sweet make out for a while he pulled back slightly before saying, — Thanks jagiya, i’ve gotten the best gift i could ask for, from my beautiful wife.

You both lied there in a comfortable silence before getting up grabbing his hand softly. — Let’s go get cleaned up baby.— He follows behind you with his hands around your waist as his head in your neck placing soft light kisses as you made it inside your bathroom bending down to cut your shower water on. You felt something hard against your ass as you felt him grind softly.

—Really sannie?.— reaching up to slap him softly against his chest. —Sorry jagiya, you’re just so hard to resist.— kissing your neck walking back until you’re bout under the shower head.

—I love you jagiya.—

—i love you too.—

—it’s a special day hmm?—

Yes it is…The End

A/N:Im sorry for any mistakes that are made while writing. If there are anything that’s misspelled i’m sorry forgive me😭. I’m a little late on posting this for my husband’s birthday but i’m posting it now.👏🏽👏🏽

Happy birthday sannie🏔️💕.

𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖊𝖟 𝖒𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙

[aesthetictarlos]

Sorry you're getting hate!

Can you tell us some of your bucktommy hcs?

Thank you, I haven't gotten any hate (yet? 😂) but apparently Twitter is full of people who can't ship their otp without offending/criticizing people who ship BuckTommy (but they're saying crazy things so I'll just ignore them and live in our little bubble!)

Let's talk about my hcs, thank you for asking ❤️

• Tommy is the big spoon 97% of the time and he loves holding Buck but sometimes, especially after Tommy has a bad day, Buck spoons him and Tommy loves it, because he feels so safe in Buck's arms.

• Tommy is like a human furnace, Buck instead tends to get cold during the night, so they tease each other about this and Buck is a little shit and rubs his cold feet against Tommy's shins to wake him up in the morning

• Tommy loves rom-coms. Buck doesn't, but he loves his softie of a boyfriend so they watch them together (and pretend to be jealous when the other compliments an actor)

• They both like to cook, so they do that together sometimes (and they end up making out against the counter)

• Tommy's used to handling things on his own and not asking for help so the first time he has a bad day, he doesn't say anything to Buck and tries to act normal. Except that Buck notices because he knows him by now and tries to help, and for the first time in his life Tommy lets go, and lets his boyfriend hug him, take care of him and brush his tears away.

• They like to show up at each other's workplaces for a quick hello (and a kiss or two). Sometimes Tommy stays over for lunch/dinner at the 118.

• Tommy is a sap. He randomly texts red hearts to Buck just because. (He saved his contact as Evan ❤️) (Bonus: Buck saved him as hot pilot ❤️‍🔥)

• No one has ever told him that his cleft was cute and hot before, so when Buck does— Tommy blushes. (And Buck loves that he has the power to make his confident, sassy and cool boyfriend blush.)

I have so many more 🥹

[deity-prompts]

hi! happy new year idk if you have any neighbours to lovers kind of prompts and maybe boss and employee too? i hope it isn’t much to ask but i really love your prompts

I’m so sorry that this has been in my inbox for so long, but I gotta say I’m very very excited for these prompts. Im going to do neighbours to lovers so let me know if you still want boss and employee.

Neighbours to Lovers OTP Prompts

Prompts

A’s shower breaks so B let’s A use theirs until it gets fixed. B didn’t anticipate running into A, fresh out of the shower with wet hair ans a towel, and they are very okay with it.

Upon discovering that A hasn’t seen movies that B considers “absolute classics”, they start a routine of A coming over every week to watch one.

A drops by B’s house for a few minutes when a storm hits, trapping them both inside for as long as the storm lasts.

A takes pride in their garden, filling it with flowers and bushes. B, who is useless at gardening, asks A to teach them how to garden (mostly as an excuse to see A hot and sweaty in the sun).

A has taken up a new instrument and B can hear them practising. B is an expert at said instrument and texts A advice and feedback.

A’s appliances keep breaking so they keep asking B to fix them since “it’s cheaper than a handyman.”

A is a real estate agent who’s been trying to sell the house next to B’s for years.

One of the windows in A’s house faces into B’s house, so they use it as an excuse to eat meals together (if it faces into the kitchen) / watch TV together (if it faces into the living room).

Oneliners

“It’s not fair that your house has power and mine doesn’t.”

“The walls are thinner than you think.”

“Call it a belated house-warming present.”

“I’m sorry to call you so late but I’m in a bit of a . . . situation and you’re close enough to help me immediately.”

“I’m having an impromptu barbecue— wanna join?”

“The postman keeps sending your packages to my house.”

“My house isn’t on fire, I’m just bad at cooking.”

“Do you come here often?” “. . . I live here?”

“My downstairs neighbour has been blasting music all night, can I hang out here until they stop?”

“Your place is gorgeous. You have to help me decorate mine.”

Also see:

Reasons for your characters to be in close proximity

Person x Person prompts masterlist

Prompts masterlist

[jamesbutnotreally]

002 blaine, mercedes? :)

Blaine

How I feel about this character: He used to be my favourite. Now I can see more irritating sides of him. He definetely isn't perfect. Very memtally ill. Love him regardless. I think s2 blaine works better for klaine but i like s3 onwards more as a character because he's so silly lmao.

All the people I ship romantically with this character: kurt, sam.

My non-romantic OTP for this character: blinn, blainetana

My unpopular opinion about this character: Prefering later blaine rather than s2? Is that unpopular? Also bliane cheating was extremely out of character. But I think that's a common opinion too.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I wish we got to see more of his issues with his family. If not directly maybe we could have had him talk about it with Kurt. I feel like his parents wouldn't approve of him and kurt so I don't think they would just allow him to transfer to a public school for a boy. I think he had a huge fight with his parents where they kicked him out and he lived in his grandparents's house during s3-4.

my OTP: klaine sorry i'm basic

a headcanon fact: He has an acrion figure collection. He prefers tea over coffee. He is some form of neurodivergent.

bonus! random scenario i made up in my head: whenever klaine fights they both go to santana seperately and rant her ears off and she just nods and in the end says "ok then dump him" and they go "but i love him he's the love of my life " and santana just looks at them like "bruh" and they make up lol. (happens nearly every month in my hc they fight over the most stupid shit and santana is so used to it she texts finn "theyre at it again" "i cant with these 2" while klaine is ranting)

Mercedes

How I feel about this character: I like her more in my every rewatch. She's just simply lovely.

All the people I ship romantically with this character: quinn. santana. sam.

My non-romantic OTP for this character: kurtcedes ofc. also finncedes. sooo furtcedes? and maybe tinacedes. ooo all of them are middle school friends actually. the au just came to me...

My unpopular opinion about this character: I don't think I have unpopular opinions on her my view's are mostly the same with the fandom

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: The stroyline about her being a bad dancer and lazy is the stupidest thing I have seen. She is not lazy at all the girl has ambition but she's not as obnoxious as rachel is with it. Also she is a great dancer. Can we just remove this storyline please.

my OTP: samcedes. again basic.

a headcanon fact: she always reserves tickets for all of the nd whenever she has a concert. even when some of them don't make it. but they all try to do so cause some of them don't see eachother a lot and her concerts are sort of a reunion thing for them.

send me character or ship asks!

[adhd-chaos-queen]

Did you ever feel yourself slowly sliding into a new hyperfixation, but you don't want it to overtake your fav hyperfixation, even if there is no new material for that hyperfixation?

To explain, i habe an absolute fav TV Show, i love it so damn much. While it still aired, i got up at 2am, because of the timezones, and i didn't want to wait until it was dubbed in my language, i created fan accounts for this show, wrote tons of fanfic, even met the main actor. Unfortnatley, the show got cancelled before my OTP got together, but still i love this show and characters and the fan created material for it so, so much.

Now i found a new TV show, it recently ended, and it's more popular than my fav show, and i know that the people that i shipped just based off the edits i saw on TikTok are endgame, so i want to watch it, i've seen the first 3 episodes and so far i like it, i even read a few fanfics for it.

Now, i'm pretty sure, i'll never make a fansite for this show, i won't write fanfic for it, but i'm still scared.

I don't want it to take over my fav, i can't explain it, but when i was laying on bed last night, i caught myself making up scenarios about the new show instead of the old show like usually do, and somehow that shocked me.

It sounds so, so stupid, but, while i crave new dopamine, i absolutley do not want to lose the dopamine from this fav hyperfixation.

I had other hyperfixations before, i still like to read and watch and think about them, and while they were big at the time, it got overtaken by that show, and that is the biggest one now. It was a fade out, fade in situation, but right now it is not. I feel like i'm so protective of my hyperfixation, maybe because the cancellation ripped it away from me before it could natuarally fade out...

Sorry about this wall of text, i'm just feeling a lot of things i can't explain, and i am confused...

Are there any "older" ADHDers who experienced this? Do you have a "main" hyperfixations and "side" hyoerfixations?

And how long have you had the main one? Did it ever get overtaken?

[jistagrams]

paring:idol!soobin x college student!reader

warning:reader is changing otp , obsessed soobin 🥲

genre:fluff , suggestive , stablished relationship

having a boyfriend alone was stressful enough, not feeling good enough for him,getting jealous,having fights, all of that is so stressful but what makes it worse is your boyfriend being in a huge band. tomorrow by together. Sure, u were happy for him and rooted him on along his journey but him being in a band means more things to be worried & stressed out about. it's not like u hate that soobin is in a band, u just found the schedules hard. you rarely see him and the days you have off he doesn't and the days he has off you don't. It was hard but since you both deeply loved each other you kept on going.

☆

"I miss her.."

"you always miss her!!"

"yeah yeonjuns right, always whining that u can't be with her and u never see her. If u wanna keep complaining stop being a idol!!" beomgyu yells at his elder. "beomgyu I feel like you deserve a good beating.." , "sorry I was wrong.." gyu says when soobin raises his hand as a joke (wasn't much of a joke he was really thinking about it). soobin slumps back down onto the couch holding one of kai's plushie. "But still!I haven't seen y/n in a MONTH! I can't take it anymore!! when ur dating u should be able to see them like every day!" soobin whines once more to the 4 members, kai pats his leg while getting up to go to his room. Leaving only 3 left. "if u saw y/n every day u would be sore and even louder than u are rn" tae says while scrolling on his phone, sitting on the floor. "he's right, u and y/n are so loud when ur with each other, whether it's cos u and her are going at it or u guys are jus loud people in general which I highly doubt, it's better u guys aren't seeing each other everyday. not seeing her for a month won't kill you" yeonjun says to the leader, beomgyu and tae nod not bothering to look over at the 2 older ones, soobin sighs and throws the white plushie to the side , sitting up and going to his room. "u guys don't understand cos none of ur relationships work out..." he mumbles under his breath as he walks into his room n closes the door behind him. He sits down on his bed, grabbing his phone from his pocket and going to messages. He sees u texted 3 times,

baby I just fininished all my homework

wanna call?

babe wya??

after seeing ur msgs he decides to FaceTime u.

☆

while u were in the middle of changing after taking the longest and coldest shower u hear your phone ring , u pick it up seeing ur boyfriend facetiming u. U set ur phone up against the lotion u had on ur dresser. U answer it after grabbing a shirt from ur closet.

"Hi baby"he says looking around ur room trying to find where u were since u weren't in frame. "Oh hi babe, hold on im grabbing underwear" u say as u take a pink pair from ur dresser and stand back up to frame, ur boyfriend realizing u don't have a shirt or underwear on makes him look away a little embarrassed. U look at him and laugh at his shyness, "what u haven't seen me naked before??" U say while putting on the soad t-shirt on, "its not that.. I was just shocked that's all." He says with a small laugh finally looking back at his phone, "u look cute soob" , "i knoww" , "u look too cute , I want to see u soon babe" , "me too y/n, i miss hugging u while sleeping" , "i miss all of u, especially ur hugs" , "all of me hm?" , "mhm, allllll of you." , "what do u miss most about me tho besides my hugs?" , "well...I miss how u would man handle me, and I miss ur abs,"

☆

feeling excited to see your boyfriend for the first time in a month u quickly drive to his dorm. "What if he doesn't wanna see me" u start to overthink to ur friend who u were otp with. "y/n you know he wants to see u just as bad as u wanna see him." she reassures you.

☆

"oh my god." U sigh out as u see the door open revealing ur handsome boyfriend. He gives u a toothy smile as u jump into his arms, feeling emotional as u both stumble into his dorm. "I've missed u so much, I feel like this isn't even real." you whisper into his ear as u feel a small tear fall down. "babe this isn't even the longest we've been apart, everytime I go on tour we are apart for longer" he says as he closes the door and locks it with one hand, the other holding onto u. After staying like that for a few moments u let him go and u take ur shoes off. u hold his hand as u both walk to his room. this place was all too familiar to you. Since u visited often, to take care of odi while soobin was on tour or just out of town. Laying down on his bed as he lays ontop of u, holding u like he held the plushie. "This is where I belong I swear." U say into his chest, he just smiles as he flips u both over, making u be ontop, u still don't let go of him. Like a panda holding onto a bamboo stick. Feeling comfortable u find urself falling asleep as soobin places soft kisses on ur forehead and nose. He softly pats ur head like a little dog. "I love you so much" soobin says softly, u lift ur head up to look at him, already getting bedhead from just laying here. "I love you so much too soob" u say back as he softly kisses u as u felt all your worries and stress slip away in this very moment.

[tequiilasunriise]

Wenclair is great as goth x pastels, sunshine x storm cloud, black cat x golden retriever, sun and moon life and death yin and yang etc etc etc-

BUT!

Have y’all considered how perfectly their vibes encapsulate:

✨ao3 gf x wattpad gf✨

Headcanons below! This got super long sorry not sorry!

Enid is SO a trashy unapologetic wattpad writer who uses text to speech to throw together her surprisingly popular fanfics

Wednesday is a sophisticated ao3 user who secretly enjoys getting constructive criticism of her novels and other short stories that she posts there

Enid is the typa author to reply to EVERY comment with heartfelt messages and plenty of emojis

Wednesday is the typa author to never reply to comments but deep down enjoys the kudos and compliments

Enid is a oneshot funshot queen, meanwhile Wednesday has several multi-chapter works going on at the same time

Enid has a super spontaneous updating schedule where she’ll post when she posts

Wednesday updates her works every Wednesday (on the nose I know) and follows a STRICT schedule, she has never missed an update day not fer anything ever

Enid prolly has a cutesy username like ‘kittygotclaws’ or smth idk I dont go on wattpad

Wednesday goes by ‘DaysEnd’ on ao3 and REALLY it's quite on the nose

Everyone knows of Enid's wattpad acc bc she openly talks about it even on her blog, everytime a fic hits some sorta milestone she flexes it to the whole friend group like some sorta proud soccer mom

Wednesday is SUPER SECRETIVE about her ao3 acc, Thing is the only soul who knows of it bc he helps beta read

DaysEnd being a rising ao3 fan favorite amongst the Nevermore student body omg so true so slay of you Miss Addams (she tells Thing she does not care for such popularity but deep down revels in people actually appreciating her work, unlike some publishers out there)

They really like her strong imagery, plot twists, and her stories are pretty gore-heavy but the narration is quite compelling (seriously, she goes so in depth on random macabre shit like different types of murders, ways to cover up said murders, poisons and upkeep on daggers and all this dark shit etc etc that a popular comment she’ll get is ‘hey not to be rude but whats your search history like because how do you KNOW all this??’)

Meanwhile Enid mainly writes fanfics of her fav kpop bands and other OTPs that are often AUs or canon divergent heavy, sometimes she’ll pop off with the most hilarious fanfic that is pure CRACK

That being said, Enid’s works have some pretty damn good dialogue I just know it in my bones that she’s a character driven type of writer

Her emotional introspection is also? Surprisingly good?? Like damn when the feels hit they HIT, Enid is definitely the type to write the fluffest fluff, the angstiest angst, and the most cathartic hurt/comfort you’ll ever read if you make the conscious decision to look past her occasional grammatical errors and other typos

Wednesday’s original works, on the other hand, definitely aren't as much of a heartthrob, they’re probably more plot driven with less space for overly descriptive emotional scenes (both writing styles are valid as hell, mind you)

One day Enid discovers Wednesday’s secret ao3 and lives to tell the tale because deep down Miss Addams is a GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY

In exchange for keeping hush hush, Wednesday has to become Enid’s full-time beta reader for every. Single. Fic.

Wednesday HATES such drivel but agrees to such terms in order to keep her secret safe, much to Thing’s teasing delight over how soft she is for her fellow writer (“For producing such literary muck, she does not even deserve the privilege to tarnish such a title.” “I know what you are, Wednesday.” “What kind of threat is that?”)

I mean that being said, Wednesday gets low key invested in the sapphic otp fanfics Enid seems to have a penchant for writing when the fic isn’t kpop centered, her interest stems from uh nooooo reassooonnn noshutupThingthisdoesntmeananything-

When Enid brings up branching out to writing about OCs like Wednesday does-

Wednesday hates fandom terms like ‘OCs’ btw

-Wednesday encourages Enid to branch out in a very… Wednesdayish way

Like, she’s supportive but you gotta unpeel at least three layers of deflection and deadpanning to get to the real meaning

So yeah!! Enid branches out and starts writing silly little oneshots about various OCs, and if Wednesday notes that all of the stories revolve around gay characters, and if Thing notices how invested Wednesday gets in these silly little sapphics to point where he keeps commenting on it….

Andddd that’s the story of how Enid came back to the dorm with Thing being locked up in the drawer while Wednesday is burying her face in her pillow in what looks like a half-hearted attempt of suffocating herself

Anyways Wednesday’s repressed ass starts to ‘vent’ in her fanfics, if people start noticing DaysEnd incorporating more romance into their works no they don't stfu

It gets to the point where she ‘confesses’ to Enid by having Viper confesses to this new bubbly character that was recently introduced (“These feelings you have plagued me with, you make me sick,” said Viper, “And for my sake, I hope there is no cure.”)

Enid, with a lot I mean a metric fuckton of persuasion from Thing, eventually picks up on this and confesses back

Cue Wednesday beta reading Enid’s latest wattpad work and noticing how it’s about two polar opposite roomates who somehow make it work, and when the cheery one says to the gloomy one, “I also hope there’s no cure for the way I feel about you” it suddenly all clicks for Wednesday

Anyways fanfic gfs who slay together stay together <333

[saintsenara]

Hi!! I just came across your Rita/Petunia ask and I loved it, and there is this one thing that you said near the end which made me realise why I've been loving your takes on these "unpopular" ships and that is that in HP love is enduring and always true and sth that cannot be broken (in essence) and I think it's very true and would even go a step further and say that there is a large portion of the fandom who treats ships the same way (because of how love is in the text?).

I'm in a lot of fandoms and HP is by far the one with the most "OTPs" aka ships which fandom treats as the one true thing which if you ship bars you from shipping the characters involved with it with anyone else. I am very very carefully not generalising lmao and also criticising very lightly — SALS and all that, this is more of me complaining about inconsequential things than genuine upset, but recently I've really been playing around with some "rare pair" wips and it kind of opened my mind to how much possibilty there is in this fandom.

I've always been a multishipper in other fandoms but ships in HP always felt so singular to me and their fanbases even more so. These are just ramblings of course, but anecdotally I was a part of a fest recently which was very much centred around HP rare pairs because of its nature and the fest had a discord server to go along with it which contained a channel for general ship discussions and it baffled me that there was barely any talk at all about rare pairs and ship dynamics — even for ships the people were writing! I get that people may be shy but even when a conversation would start it would quickly centre about One True Rare Ship which may have the majority of the fans at the moment.

I honestly don't know where this ask is going (and SO sorry for the length of it) but I just wanted you to say that your ship posts are absolutely brilliant and a breath of fresh air to see in the fandom (at least for me, who is stumbling in the dark trying to find multishipping mutuals).

thank you so much, @bozuri! this is really lovely and i properly appreciate it.

i must admit that i don't really understand otp culture - in my view, the entire point of being in fandom [over being a fan of something] is to be audacious enough to treat the text [or film or series or whatever] and its characters as a springboard towards infinite possibilities, rather than to look at one ship or one character as unchanging, a museum exhibit behind glass.

[this is also why i'm not particularly tolerant of "he would not fucking say that" fandom complaints. no, maybe in canon he wouldn't... but if that was something we thought it was impossible to take a different spin on we wouldn't be doing this!]

not being a multi-shipper is - and i sincerely believe this - a skill issue. and practising this skill is incredibly fun.

i recommend it to everyone.

[purrvaire]

that character thing for jack rackham??

the way I want YAAAAAAY TIME TO GUSH OVER MY PRINCESS thank you my friend you made my stupid ass very happy

• favorite thing about them

where do i BEGIN. i literally saw jack on screen for a minute and texted my best friend what the fuck. he's my princess. no one has ever princessed so much. im obsessed. sorry, got off tracks ANYWAY his wit, his humour and most of all how caring he is?? like, he takes care of everyone and particularly Anne and Charles and he does it with the utmost devotion? im going insane

• least favorite thing about them

he didnt wear the silly sunglasses anymore. a tragedy. honestly, i could make essays about what's wrong with any other fav from bs (see: silver and flint) (silver) but jack is the daughter who never disappointed her mother - it's me im the mother

• favorite line

"A story is true. A story is untrue. As time extends, it matters less and less. The stories we want to believe, those are the ones that survive, despite upheaval and transition and progress. Those are the stories that shape history."

But also "if you're going to act like children, then I'll be you daddy". I laughed out loud at 1am. God I miss him

• brOTP / OTP

putting in the same category bc the confines between platonic and romantic are almost non existent if you ask me: anne and charles. like, they're his family, his girlfriend and boyfriend, his best friends, his partners, his ride or die. and he's all of the above for them!!! God!!!!!!

• nOTP

honestly idk?? i haven't seen anything that made want to carve out my eyes yet

• random headcanon

i dont have particular headcanons uhmmm does it count when I said to bestie I believe Jack was a Pokemon in another life? I think it does

• unpopular opinion

idk which opinions could be unpopular i've not being long in the fandom and i usually mind my business it's an incredible state to be ngl

• song I associate with them

dont have one if we dont count you're my honey bun sugar plum everytime he's on scene. i cant say it enough, he's my ultimate source of joy fr

• fav picture

first picture: i would die for him my fashion icon

second picture: PRINCESS COVERED IN BLOOD!!!!!!!!!

[invisibleraven]

Imagine your OTP where both partners want to surprise the other one with a wonderful date but all of their cleverly thought-out plans fail and it looks like this is going to go down in history as the worst Valentine’s Day ever. + if it’s actually not that bad in the end /Jayla

Kayla looked over her gathered supplies, ticking each one off in her mind-citronella candles, blanket, basket, food, sunscreen. Everything was there, ready for an amazing picnic with Julie to celebrate their first Valentine's Day together.

They had both agreed not to plan anything, as everything would be crazy and booked, and a quiet night was all they needed.

"Why celebrate our relationship only on special days?" Julie had asked.

But Kayla had always been a romantic so she couldn't not do anything. She figured a nice picnic was a great date and special since it wasn't something they did often.

Unfortunately, Julie was not home yet. She had gone out this morning to help Flynn get ready for her date with Carrie-a date which Kayla knew they were both planning on proposing on. But she had expected Julie back long before now.

"I'm home!" Julie said, finally entering the house a half hour later. "Sorry, Flynn lost the ring and then Bobby lost Carrie, and it was a whole thing. You look nice."

"Thanks," Kayla replied, accepting a kiss. "Go get ready, we have lunch plans."

"I thought we were just staying home?" Julie asked, a nervous expression on her face.

Kayla shrugged. "Figured I should put in some effort. Nothing fancy, but a nice lunch, just the two of us."

"That sounds nice," Julie replied. "Be back in two shakes."

"One... two..." Kayla drawled as Julie raced to their bedroom, earning her a glare. Though soon enough Julie was back in a nice sundress, her hair flowing freely. Kayla spun her around with an exaggerated whistle, then grabbed her horde of stuff and lead them towards the car.

The park was a little more crowded than Kayla had counted on, but she managed to find them a spot under a large maple tree, setting out the blankets and candles before instructing Julie to sit, laying out the food.

"This is delicious," Julie said, digging into her container of salad. "Hope the ants stay away."

"That's what the candles are for," Kayla replied, peeling her clementine and popping a segment into her mouth.

No sooner had she said that, but an errant ball hit one of the candles, knocking it over, the flame catching the edge of the blanket and the picnic basket. Kayla swore, stomping out the flame and dumping her water bottle over the rest.

"Well fuck," Kayla grumbled. "Guess I'm not getting my deposit back."

"It's okay, we have plenty of food left," Julie assured her.

Kayla nodded, but mourned the now ruined cupcakes she had in the basket. There were more at home, but these ones had the perfect little love hearts on top and now they were a mushy pile of melted sugar and boot prints.

"Hey, you wanna dance?" Julie asked as they finished their food. There was a guy playing guitar nearby, giving them the prefect soundtrack.

Kayla grinned, and pulled her up, the two of them swaying with shared smiles as the songs progressed from soft to boisterous. Even after the playing ended, they still danced, though Julie glanced off to the side where her phone was blinking with messages on the blanket.

"You waiting for Flynn to text?" Kayla asked.

Julie murmured her agreement then shook herself. "Yeah, sorry. A little distracted." She kissed Kayla then; a sweet, lingering thing. "I'm all yours."

Kayla was about to reply when the heavens opened up, soaking them both in a deluge of rain. They had been so wrapped up in each other that they hadn't noticed the gathering rain clouds and darkened sky. They dashed for the shelter of the tree, but it didn't offer much protection. So they threw the blanket over themselves, gathered up their things and ran off to the car.

"Well that was a bust," Kayla said, biting back a giggle at their waterlogged appearances.

"I dunno, up until the rain, it was okay," Julie replied, but then shivered. "How about we head home and dry off?"

Back home in dry clothes, hair wrapped in towels, they ventured into the kitchen where Kayla found a plate of ceviche waiting for them.

"Tia?" she asked.

Julie's shoulders slumped. "Yeah, I asked her to whip up something for us for tonight, that was the other half of the messages on my phone. There's arroz con pollo and pastales in the fridge to warm up. She just left, so this should be fine to eat."

Kayla had never eaten ceviche before, but found it was pretty good, liking the bite of the citrus and fish together. However, a few bites in, she started feeling itchy.

"Jewel, what's in this?" she asked.

"I made sure to buy the good imitation stuff, why?" Julie asked, then gave a little sneeze, then another. "Stupid rain."

"I think your aunt might have used real shrimp," Kayla replied, already feeling the swelling and hives. "Benadryl please."

"You need your EpiPen?" Julie asked, rushing to get the pills.

Kayla shook her head, swallowing the pills. "Nah, that's only for nuts. Shellfish is uncomfortable, but not deadly."

Julie nodded, biting her bottom lip. "I am going to be having a talk with tia later, I swear she knows you're allergic!"

"Hey hey, it's okay," Kayla assured her. "But maybe go get the calamine lotion so I don't scratch my skin off?"

Julie nodded, then let out a litany of sneezes before rushing off.

So they ended their night with Julie sneezing and sniffling up a storm, Kayla swollen and itchy, and demolished cupcakes littering the table.

"Some Valentine's Day huh?" Julie asked, clutching the box of tissues to her.

"A banner one that's for sure," Kayla replied, popping another allergy pill. "Though I mean, we had two nice meals, if we ignore the one that caused all this."

"We got to dance," Julie added. "Even if the rain had other plans."

"And we spent it together, which is the most important part," Kayla concluded. Julie grinned, leaning in to kiss her cheek. Or whatever part of her face wasn't broken out without giving Kayla the cold she had developed.

"Maybe next year we go to a restaurant anyways?" Julie suggested with a giggle.

"Definitely," Kayla replied with a laugh, and snuggled into Julie as much as she could, reaching for another cupcake for them to share as the both of them squealed when Flynn finally texted them both, showcasing a picture of her and Carrie wearing engagement rings and promising to tell them the story tomorrow.

And Kayla resolved to make sure when it was their turn to get engaged... she got Flynn to plan it all.

[twig-tea]

SHIPPER TAG GAME

Tagged by @lurkingshan and @stuffnonsenseandotherthings to dig into the vault. Friends, I have been Perpetually Online since 1995, when that meant I had to haunt my school library computer at lunchtime, so this is going to be for the fellow Olds. Sorry in advance for the HP mentions.

1. What ship were you completely obsessed with when you were a teenager, but now you don't care anymore?

Have I let any ships go? Hmm. I'll go with Mulder/Scully from X-Files. Watching now, they should definitely not end up together lol

2. Which ship would you consider your first one?

Sailor Mercury/Sailor Jupiter from Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon. I. Was. Obsessed. This ship hit me like a ton of bricks in I want to say 6th or 7th grade.

I watched the show as it aired with English dubs, found out the episodes we got were censored, immediately fell into my completionist ways, went to the Asian mall (it was literally pan-Asian with stuff from Japan, China, Taiwain, Korea, etc.) and got definitely not official VCDs with Mandarin subtitles, and would sit with friends who spoke Mandarin and had them translate the subs to English for me (I say this like I forced them, but they offered because they were my friends and they also felt passionately about people seeing the uncensored show). I then learned how to Internet and would trawl for fanpages of the manga (it would take 20 minutes to load an image at the time, so rather than full scanlations I'd get walls of text describing what happened with maybe a single panel illustration). Uranus and Neptune were fantastic, but I already had Ami and Makoto aka Mercury and Jupiter long before I got to the Uranus/Neptune episodes (or the Sailor Stars manga arc).

3. Your first fanfic belonged to which couple?

Definitely Sailor Moon fanfic was the first fic I read. It was an easy step from finding fan summaries of the chapters not yet out in English > finding fan sites with fanfic on them, back before we had archives or even decent search engines and you had to just find the sites you needed through links from other sites. It was like a whole new world of possibilities opening up. The first real fanfic community I was in was Harry Potter.

In terms of first fic I wrote, I am not a writer; I've only ever written a small handful of not worth mentioning ficlets featuring the Kirk/Spock ship (Star Trek TOS).

4. Do you remember the first couple you saw a fanart over?

Oh it was likely Serena/Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon and it was in person, because I had friends who got me into anime and manga early and they were artists who drew a lot of fanart.

5. Did you ever get into ship discourse?

Friends, I had a Livejournal. It was impossible not to get into ship discourse.

6. Did you used to have any no-otp or have it currently?

I am going to echo @stuffnonsenseandotherthings and @lurkingshan and say I was dead-set against Hermione as a ship with any of the men in Harry Potter (Hermione/Luna or Hermione/Ginny, though, we could talk), and I also really disliked Draco/Ron. I also am not here for Spock/McCoy (Star Trek), and I don't really enjoy Stucky (as in Captain America/Winter Soldier or Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes from Marvel).

OH and can I be a hater on main for a second? The first couple that I remember hating as a thing was probably Jo and Professor Bhaer from Little Women; I was SO MAD they married in the end. I felt very validated years later when I read that the author Lousia May Alcott was forced by her publisher to marry Jo off and made up the couple out of spite.

7. Who were the couple in the last fanfic you read?

The last fic I read was a Word of Honour modern AU pairing Wen Ke Xing/Zhou Zishu in which they rescued stray kittens.

SInce I started this, I've also read a One Piece Luffy/Zoro fic (and that's not even my favourite ship--I've been a Zoro/Sanji girlie since the early 2000s! I'm weak for banter.)

8. Currently, do you have any OTPs?

I have so many. SO many. Truly. I don't even know where to start with this question! I follow several AO3 tags and fanfic writers that I get regular fic updates from. Most of my OTPs are either canon (from queer/BL/GL media) or the most popular ship (I feel very lucky that my taste is so basic). There is no one couple I love the most. Just going to throw a dart at the board: From BL, the one I come back to a lot is Hira/Kiyoi in Utsukushii Kare, because their dynamic is so intense.

9. Is there any couple that, to this day, you are extremely mad about not getting together?

Hmm. That's what fandom is for, so not really? I usually get more annoyed when people do get together that I wish had stayed platonic (never forgiving Pacific Rim for that kiss, it was so unnecessary). And I'm extremely mad about censorship, i.e. couples that DID get together but we didn't get to see it for whatever reason (see e.g. Uranus and Neptune from Sailor Moon Sailor Stars; Chinese danmei novel live-action adaptations). Otherwise there are lots of these but I just read the fanfic and recover. I'll say I'm still annoyed Buffy didn't get to have with Faith what she had with Spike though. Their chemistry was off the charts.

10. Is there any ship you used to dislike but now you think they are kind of interesting?

This is such a hard question. I came around a little on Lan Xichen/Jiang Cheng from MDZS/the Untamed, though it's still not my fave (it's a soft no not a hard no). I'll also give you an oldie: Andie McPhee and Pacey from Dawson's Creek. I hated Andie's character back in the day but now I like her character but really dislike how she was used in the show, which isn't the same thing. And I actually really liked how she and Pacey worked together.

I'll also give you a BL one: Kurosawa and Haruta in Ossan's Love. Ossan's Love s1 & 3 it was clear they were not OTP so that's a bit irrelevant anyway, but it's much less clear in s2 (the AU season) and the first time I watched it I wasn't sure how I felt about the way that season ended as much as I loved the season as a whole. I like it more every time I rewatch.

11. Do you have any ship that, in the past, was considered normal but now you would be cancelled over?

LOL I am with everyone else on the Brian/Justin train but since that's been said twice I'll go with something else. I was a big Harry/Draco shipper back in the day, which would now probably get me cancelled for shipping someone with his bully (though a significant part of the fun of that ship was about how Draco was such an ineffectual bully...but I digress), in addition to of course how the author's transphobia ruined the whole thing for all of us (fanfic doesn't make her any money, so I don't have a problem continuing to read it in theory, but it's left a sour note over my experience and makes any engagement in that fandom less fun).

12. What was your favorite crack ship?

I was one of those foolish people obsessed with Hawkeye/Coulson before we'd even seen them face-to-face or knew almost anything about MCU Clint Barton. I still read fanfic of that ship even though it's been fully jossed and makes no sense at all anymore. Ok one more, I really love the very small Breakfast Club fandom shipping Brian/John and Claire/Allison. I've read the few fics on AO3 for the queer pair ghost ships in that show multiple times.

13. Who is the couple you read more fanfics of?

Of all time, I've probably read the most Kirk/Spock fanfic. But that's due to the length of time I've been into the ship, the amount of time it's existed, and its popularity. I still read Kirk/Spock regularly.

14. What most of your ships usually have in common?

Honestly most can be boiled down to grumpy/sunshine pairs in which both are very competent in specific ways and both are hiding crippling self esteem issues behind their grumpy or sunshine-ness, and have strong but differing moral codes that they each respect in one another (and is usually where the feelings start). Banter is a must. I am admittedly also here for height difference in my ships. Double-plus bonus for terrible communicators who learn to understand one another's particular communication quirks.

Perfect encapsulation of this dynamic is Danny/Steve from Hawaii Five-0 (listen that show was copaganda trash but the fanfic was fun as hell).

15. What do you absolutely hate in a ship?

Power dynamics that remain unaddressed as part of the story. Hate to love that isn't earned over time. When the relationship makes each other worse rather than better. When they never learn to trust one another. When one of them is in it as part of a savior complex and that doesn't get challenged or worked through. When only one of them has a personality. There's very little that I'd say is a hard no in terms of dynamics or setup for me, but it has to be handled well, and sometimes I don't have the energy to give something the benefit of the doubt.

tagging: @respectthepetty @wen-kexing-apologist @so-much-yet-to-learn @ginnymoonbeam @bengiyo with as always no pressure, plus anyone who sees this who wants to fill it out, consider yourself tagged and let me know so I can see it!

[dreamtydraw]

Whoever you were anon... I'm sorry for accidentaly deleting your ask....

Ask me anything about my otp : Since the last content we'll be getting is the wedding night, how did Cove and Cerise handled it ?

My dear friends.... Let me show you in one image.....

Xlsodosdo let me start by saying i am VERY tempted to get the patreon exclusive scene, thing is as a broke person, using money feels like loosing an arm but i am VERY TEMPTED DANG IT-

Anywhoozie

Gonna seriously answer under the text, nothing explicit it's more of emotional explanation lol, but i put it separated in case ☆

Ok so understand that they have been in love for 14 years, they saw each other in swimsuit for half of their life, they cuddle, sleep in the same bed, have shared their most intimate life experince together... BUT UNTIL THE WEDDING NIGHT THOSE TWO HAVE NEVER SEEN EACH OTHER NAKED.

You put this on Cove's shyness and anxiety combinned with Cerise's brain freeze that makes her miss a lot of life clue and over all both having small interest in that matter....here we go the fluff and purity of the good hearts-

From the dialogues showed as preview for the moment it's pretty clear that cove at least tried to do some research, but babygurl Cerise ? She forgot about it. She was suppose to, did a some preparation and then totaly forgot about that plan until Cove talked about it.

It's a big moment of clumsiness and communication right after a really big event of their love life, so that night is a bit special and mostly confortable. They know each other, they love each other and if needed to go slow they'll do.

Afterward ? Cramps, probably cramps and notes for the future about doing more exercice in their daily life-

[jamesbutnotreally]

For the ask game: 002--Santana, Quinn

Santana

How I feel about this character: I really love her. She was a bitch but she was going through so much I can understand where she comes from and I love how much of a great friend and a person she became.

All the people I ship romantically with this character: brit, rachel, mercedes

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Furtana forever

My unpopular opinion about this character: I have the same opinions on her as the fandom.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: Therapy lmao

my OTP: Brittana ofc

my cross over ship: I don't think I have one sorry.

a headcanon fact: she's a light sleeper, does stand-up comedy on the weekends, even though she's in nyc and brit is in ohio she texts literally everything that happens in her day like she sees a cool bug and texts brit the pic or kurt makes a funny comment on a random stranger and she tells brit etc. , she hugs the dolphin plushie brit gave her when she misses her.

Quinn

How I feel about this character: I don't really feel as strongly towards her as most people do. I like her. She has had great character development.

All the people I ship romantically with this character: rachel, tina, mercedes

My non-romantic OTP for this character: fuinn, kuinn, quinncedes (mostly friends but i do think they dated for a bit)

My unpopular opinion about this character: Probably not being in love with her lmaoo I hate her s3 stoeyline and it felt kind of uncharacteristic for her after all that she has been through but idk if that's an unpopular opinion. at least we got skank quinn amen

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: Lesbian quinn ofc.

my OTP: i don't have strong opinions on this one both quinntina and faberry works for me.

my cross over ship: Hmm never really thought of this before. But annie edison might be cute with her.

a headcanon fact: i don't really think about her that much lol sorry but i think something similar to this interraction happened between sam & quinn

q: do you think it's gay if i think this girl is hot and want to kiss her

s: what? no, everyone feels that way about same gender sometimes. sometime a bro is so majestically marbled you just wanna suck them off as a "good job for that hot bod bro"

q: what

s: what

send me character or ship asks!

[silasoctakiseron]

harrow for the character game!! :)

HARROW MY ANGELLLLL 🗣️🗣️🗣️

favorite thing about them

Ohhh this is hard. Tie between her decade of being in love with a dead woman via psychotic hallucinations and the fact that she will just keep going and going and going no matter how sick or hurt or close to death she is and no matter what you throw at her.

least favorite thing about them

Hey queen! It was not fucking cool to actively participate in the enslavement of the only child your own age on your entire planet.

favorite line

She has so many fantastic ones that are dramatic and romantic and gorgeous and terrifying but the one I always think of first is this one: Harrow worked each finger gently within its socket, and said, this time more brightly: “So, Griddle, this is where you are to be my shining star.”

brOTP

I'm such a sucker for the way her relationship with Ortus develops over the course of her time in the River bubble. The reveal that she can recite his poetry from memory! His incredibly heartfelt apology for not stepping in as an adult during her terrible childhood! Aughhhh.

OTP

It's Griddlehark. Sorry. They're two halves of a whole. I do also love Harrow/Alecto though.

nOTP

Harrow/literally any man. I think Harrow/John is the worst of those but every time I see someone write her with a man I'm like. Are you out of your g-ddamned fucking mind.

random headcanon

Extremely skilled at needlepoint. I also think that once she finally started to get over the hill of "only ate food almost completely devoid of flavor for 17 years" she would develop a weird taste for fermented food and would always have some fucked-up pickling project going in a crock in the pantry.

unpopular opinion

The Cohort coffee shop AU was good but like. Was it that good. I also strongly believe that John was intentionally taking advantage of her completely wrecked emotional state to force her to depend on him for comfort and purpose in life and thereby become malleable to his will, which is apparently an unpopular opinion but I feel like it's right there in the text.

song i associate with them

I WHO BEND THE TALL GRASSES by Lingua Ignota; The Lady Rachel by Kevin Ayers.

favorite picture of them

Lowkey it's gotta be nil-elk's Harrow Nova fan cover 😵‍💫 I Love Her. But there's so much great art of her out in the world!!

[hereforthefunnyguys]

Tristan for the meme?

O 1. How I feel about this character:

He's my boy best friend (I jest. That is a status reserved for Jonouchi.)

Nah but he's pretty cool fr. Seems like an upstanding guy. Shame he got trapped in the card game show and not whatever sports manga he probably should have rightfully been in. I stand by my idea that honda is the protagonist of a totally different story that somehow got lost in yugioh instead

2. All the people I ship romantically with this character:

Alright so I'm gonna head this off by saying i do not think there is any universe, ever, where Honda has not at some point had a big goofy nerdy crush on Jonouchi Katsuya. Like. It might be ongoing tbh. Theres just no other explanation for their behavior im sorry the devotion levels here go beyond friendship as powerful as it is. So I am definitely a buddyshipping fan.

I also think he's cute with Ryou. I just happen to think former delinquent x polite british boy is such a funny dynamic especially considering the delinquent is actually the responsible and mature one. You just know honda wouldn't be normal about it though. Ryou would be inviting him over to discuss Honda's Monster World character arc and he'd be gripping the arms of his chairs and wildly thinking about how to respond like how do i say PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GOD LET ME TALK TO YOU but in a way that makes me seem cool and like. You know. Chill about it. And his solution would be saying "yeah you know what what? Why don't I bring Joey over too so you can get two done at once :)"

Also because I think it would be an interesting exercise in honda (local failure at school) having to spell "you are gor. gorejeus. goregeus?" over text in an attempt to flirt. Jonouchi is giving him advice like "i'm pretty sure theres an a in there maybe two"

(The final text will be "Has anyone told you you're goregeoss today?" and Ryou finds it adorable because he thinks its a pun on his horror movie obsession and no one can tell him otherwise. Mostly because Honda begged them not to.)

Oh and my guilty pleasure is morishipping. Also tkb x honda but idk what the word for that is. Might not have a word yet but consider: it would be hot

3. My non-romantic OTP for this character:

I um. Don't really have one. I do think that both Jonouchi and Ryou are pretty close to him even when not in a romantic relationship but that feels like cheating to say those two again. Him and Duke were kinda funny in the anime tho

4. My unpopular opinion about this character:

He is not the token straight he is not homophobic and he wants what is best for his friends!!! Even if he doesn't understand it!!! And yeah he probably has some regressive social ideas and is pretty closed off... because he was a delinquent on the streets since middle school that would get beaten up if he showed any vulnerability at all! Jonouchi used bluffing and bravado to make himself look bigger to survive, Honda just closed himself off completely. Of course he's gonna be a little repressed. Duh.

5. What I wished happened with this character in canon:

I want to see more of his past with Jonouchi and I wanted to see him making more new friends!!! I wholeheartedly support the Honda friend initiative!!! Go forth young man and diplomaticize!!

[imbiowaresbitch]

Praise You

My Year of the OTP November fic!

Castiel needs a fresh start after his divorce. He doesn't really have a plan, so is heading east to visit his friend Balthazar and crash in his spare room for a few days before finding a place of his own. A traffic jam turns him off course, but maybe where he's headed is finally the right direction. Accepting himself is a major step toward his own happiness, but is he ready for what that means? To ask for what he wants? ~~

Castiel suppressed a sigh, knowing Gabriel would misinterpret it. As though wanting a fresh start after a divorce was all that unusual.

"You're sure about this, Cassie?" 

Gabriel's voice was muffled through the radio, and Castiel rolled his eyes.

"Gabriel, if you're going to talk at me while I'm driving, take whatever it is out of your mouth and use your words properly."

There was a POP!, like a tootsie-pop pulled from his brother's mouth, and a disgruntled huff.

"How do you know it's some thing and not some one?!"

Castiel snorted. 

"Because I can hear the ambient noise from the café in the background. So unless you've really updated Happy Hour," Castiel said sarcastically, "it's probably candy."

"You've got me there. You wouldn't believe the cost of a licence for that kind of –"

"Sorry, I'm about to enter a tunnel. You're breaking up!" Castiel interrupted, tapping away on the wheel of his new – to him – Mark V and staring at the gridlocked traffic ahead of him.

"Don't even try it; I checked your route. There aren't any tunnels on the way!"

"I'll find one if I have to. Now shut up for a minute and let me drive, Gabriel," Castiel ordered, checking over his shoulder and signalling right. 

Spotting an opening, he quickly pulled into the next lane and turned right on the side street. His GPS beeped at him.

"Off-route. Recalculating…"

"Never mind that," he muttered at it and followed the signs to the flyover for the northbound interstate.

"Call me when you get to Balthazar's, alright?" Gabriel said, and Castiel glanced guiltily at the GPS, which was urging him to turn around and rejoin the parking lot it called the eastbound route. 

"Yeah, about that. Can you call him for me and tell him I'm not getting in tonight? Traffic is completely backed up, so I'm either going to have to find a motel or another route."

"That's what you get for leaving so late in the day, Cassie. I tried to tell you –"

"Uh huh, ever the big brother, right, short stuff?"

"Oh-ho! Cassie is sassy today! Alright, I'll call Zar. But you text me when you know where you're staying tonight, or I'll call Michael and file a missing person's report!"

"No, you won't," Castiel argued, laughing.

"No. I won't. Only because he hasn't forgiven me for the last time I called that in."

Castiel snorted, remembering their youngest brother's outrage when he found out it was a prank.

"Gabriel, if you want him to forgive you, you'll probably need to do the community service hours you said you would."

"Ughhh. Who died and made you the boss of me?" Gabriel demanded, but Castiel could hear the fondness in his older brother's voice.

"That would be your maturity. We gave it a lovely service. I sent flowers."

Gabriel guffawed. "I haven't heard you like this in too long, Cassie! You know something? I think this move will be good for you!"

"I think you're right," he mused, grinning. It felt freeing to smile like that. "I'm hanging up now. I need to figure out where I'm going!"

"Bye, Cassie! Do something I'd do!"

"Only if you have bail money," Castiel teased. "Bye."

Castiel disconnected the call and pulled his aviators from the overhead visor, slipping them on. He ran his fingers through his carefully combed hair, scratching at his scalp and messing up the neatly coiffed style he'd arranged out of habit. Rolling up his sleeves one after the other, he loosened his tie and hauled it off over his head. He stretched, cracking his neck, and popped a couple buttons on his shirt.

"Let's see where this road goes."

~~

Many thanks to @nickelkeep for the beta! Read it on AO3.