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[vsrobotjulie]

Newgrounds Vending Machine 2015

[heayn]

a couple years ago i made a series of drawings of classic newgrounds characters leading up to pico day.

i forgot to post them here then so here they are now.

[an0n-1o1]

RUSHDOWN RIVALS ADVENTURE MODE SPOILERS!!!!!

MY FUCKING BOY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? GET HIM OUT OF THERE???!??!??!?

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: AUTISM PRINCE DMV: STAND ALONE P Verdict: DENIED

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[circusclowne]

besties ever

[lonicera-caprifolium]

(being noticed by work people while you're having fun on a date)

((link for full))

[kokorohatsaru]

Welcome to 2025! Happy New Year everyone!

[phanyaoi]

dans so annoying with his "phannies took a card saying power bottom in a game and decided its true about phil" like they havent fucking replayed it in every single video of incohearent at least 2 times after every innuendo

[saint-mona]

You guys! Paul McCartney DM'd me!?!

Do you think he knows I post about him getting railed by John Lennon constantly?

[lucifermonsii]

Bot!Demon!Keegan X Dom!Male!Reader

Cw: degrading, blowjob, creampie, mentions of dick, cock, length, member, over stimulation, whimpering, cum

The wet sounds of skin slapping against skin fills the room with every thrusts of his hips pounds harshly into Keegan's ass as it jiggles from the movement.

Moans and whimpers leaves his leaves as tears rolls down his cheeks from over stimulation, begging for M/N to stop as spurts of cum shoots out of his dick as M/N continues to pound into him with each powerful thrusts making the tip of his large cock hit the males bundle of nerves. Keegan's gummy walls hugging M/N's fat cock as it stretches him out so nicely.

Broken whimpers escapes his soft red lips as he bites down on it, clearly tired and worn out from the previous rounds that accoured. M/N grips onto one of the males ones as he lifts his head up, face no longer buried into the sheets.

His back against M/N's chest as beads of sweat runs down their bodies, his breathing heavy as his hot breath hits Keegan's neck. Making him shudder from the feeling, M/N wraps one of his arms around his chest to keep the smaller male stable. Thrusting into him once more before filling him up with his white seed with a sigh, stuffing him full of his hot fluids as his body goes limp.

Back leaned against M/N's flushed chest as the back of his head rests against his shoulder. He chuckles upon seeing the being exhausted as he limps on him, grabbing onto his hips lovingly before placing a kiss on the side of his neck.

"We're not done yet you slut."

He says as he pulls out of Keegan before shoving a butt plug into him to prevent the leaking of his cum out of him. A tired whine escapes his lips as his forearm covers his tired eyes, pretty wet lips parted as his chest heaves up and down.

"I- I can't anymore- fuck!"

He whimpers when M/N shifts him into another position as if he were a mere ragdoll, Keegan's lips brushes against M/N's red tip. Half lidded eyes stare up at him as it looks at him tiredly. Tongue touching the base of his cock as he licks the cum off of M/N's dick to clean it.

A chuckle escapes his lips as he watches Keegan do so, patting the demon on his head as his hand trails down to his cheek. Caressing it sweetly with his thumb, he takes his cock into his mouth as he hollows his cheeks. M/N groaning as Keegan gags on his huge cock when the tip hits the back of his throat, his hand gripping onto the rest that hasn't yet entered. The warm wet feeling around his length makes his sigh, hand going to the nape of Keegan's neck when he finally took all of him in.

Slowly moving to the back of his head up and down as his tongue swirls around the base of his member while low groans and grunt leaves his lips.

It was going to be a long night.

[pixelpunk98]

[glados-is-beloved]

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Customer: CHUNKY PAPI DMV: CHUNKY PUSSY Verdict: DENIED

[whatudottu]

Introducing to you - made over the course of a few months - a visual guide to cybertronian pedipalps and proboscis!

The general gist and inspiration for such being of course the episode Thirst and the fact that, up until that point, dark energon did not have any mutagenic properties only (in the show) being utilitised to revive the dead. What if, instead of being a side effect of dark synth energon, dark energon just... reactivated dormant pedipalps (remnants of a more buggy pre-metamorphosis sparkling/protoform lifestage)?

A more comprehensive look is down below- and don't mind how it's exclusively 'Cons lmao :P

Starting off, I referenced CYLAS' canonical pedipalps to try and understand the shapes being used which resembles a lapping type mouth that bees have (so considering there is a tranformers character named Bumblebee it feels appropriate but he ISN'T HERE), let alone the flexible proboscis which I just made as a siphoning type from butterflies which; this is the wikipedia image I used to understand mouth parts :P

Breakdown himself wouldn't need to open his whole face in order to consume energon, given that he has an opening and closing jaw in addition to having the dexterity and power of limbs and a neck to not require lapping, but energon is still drunk through the proboscis like a straw.

Continuing onto characters that would NEED their pedipalps, vehicons and other faceless cold constructs (whether you have the belief every cold construct is faceless or they recently shifted to facelessness to save on costs) by technically did not metamorphose like forged mecha and thus their mouth parts have not gone dormant. Instead, their construction means they have not known anything other than pedipalps and proboscis, having no experience at all with facial expressions and thus not susceptible to phantom sensations.

Though their jaws do not have joints or at least do not have an opening to function like an enclosed mouth, vehicons still do have one on the basis of having a neck and a location to store their coiled proboscis when not in use.

Unlike other cybertronians - forged or constructed - empurata survivors have their heads and/or faces completely remolded and restructured where they do not have a functioning jaw. They have in it's stead a reconstruction of the original pedipalps formatted appropriately to the new head mould.

Monoptics like Shockwave do not have enough room in their helms to have a mouth-like structure at all, instead the neck is reconstructed to open with the pedipalps; the proboscis when fully extended appears longer in monoptics but that is due to the fact the opening is lower and closer to it's base. Nulloptics like Soundwave have their entire face replaced by their mouth, often covered up in seamless panels that give the appearance of a screen, up until the nulloptic actually replaces the panels to include the electronics necessary to protect and display visuals.

In average adult cybertronians however, the pedipalps remain dormant - at least in their use for eating - and are instead used to produce vocalisations alongside the proboscis (which still remains in use by function of the liquid energon diet), in addition to being used in expression in conjuction with the many servos operating within the faceplate. The reason why, despite the variety of things pedipalps can do now that they aren't being used to consume fuel, that empuratas and constructs cannot re/gain a face with the same ability and level of complexity of the average cybertronian is because of the hyperactive function of those very pedipalps.

Vehicons can - if they so choose - express visually through the exclusive use of their pedipalps, but factoring in a faceplate with all of it's own complicated servos intricately woven into each other, the faceplate lacks the ability to split along the seams of the pedipalps and would restrain their mobility and prevent the cold construct from refueling. Empurata have a similar issue with the addition of their lack of functioning jaws and their modified head structure preventing the synergy of a faceplate. Nulloptics' heads are functionally all mouth so the corresponding faceplate cannot have features for optics or ridges, and monoptics' pedipalp expression is on their neck and thus a faceplate that matches where the mouth in their case would be a very bizarre choker-

And that's all folks, hope you love my cybertronian pedipalps post :P

[chahaezii]

I have arrived with a very VERY wholesome ish request

so like...

Imagine, you're the secretary of ahjin guild and one day igris or beru brought a now baby jinwoo, like jinwoo was doing his average exp farming in dungeons and something goes wrong and since jinwoo can't talk properly in his baby form he had igris or beru take him to his office where he knows his secretary has very maternal skills or is a baby lover or smth like that like 🤷‍♀️

Bonus points if the reader is simple mindedly naive like jinho or esil since jinwoo gets along well with the innocents 🐬🐬🐬🐬

Beru: "miss... My Lord has a problem..."

Name: *looks at beru and looks down seeing a baby jinwoo in beru's hands*

Jinwoo: "..." *Death stare*

Name: "guild master...?"

Jinwoo: *blinks*

*name starts poking her guild master*

Reader can be a hunter healer type lowk

FINALLY A REAL HUMAN WITH A REAL REQUEST 😭🙏 I THANK YOU FOR THE IDEA ANON 🙏🙏🙏

Anyways, I'll see what I can do here :)

“Mind explaining how this happened?” You couldn't believe your eyes. The guild master is now a baby? You believed this was some sort of sick prank. How could the guild master come back as a baby? You stopped poking as Jinwoo reached for your finger with his little baby hands.

“I'm afraid I too am lost, Miss. I came back to my liege being turned into.. this.” Beru can't seem to understand how this happened either. Both of you are now lost, but, you had your experience with babies considering you used to babysit before getting a job in the Ahjin Guild. “Well, give him to me. I'll try figuring something out.” You're not sure what to do next but your first instincts are to take care of him.

Jinwoo stared you down as you picked him up from Beru's hands. You couldn't exactly tell what he wanted but you could tell from his cute expression that he wants to say something. Though, all that came out was adorable little coos. You couldn't help but chuckle at him. You're used to seeing him being cold and nonchalant, so, seeing him as a baby and acting all adorable is a new sight.

“Guild master, do you understand me?” You thought it was quite stupid to ask a question, after all, he's a baby. What if you just seemed like an idiot for trying to talk to a baby? Beru was there, standing and observing you. He didn't know what to do either.

Thankfully, Jinwoo nodded as more coos came out from him. “So you can't speak but you understand me. Do you reckon you could maybe communicate in other ways? Maybe write?” You didn't give him time to nod or anything, you placed him down gently on the couch and grabbed a paper and pen to give to Jinwoo. You placed them down in front of him, hoping he'd pick it up and write something. Anything at all.

Jinwoo picked the pen up and wrote something, the handwriting is really bad but readable. "I have no idea what happened." Is what he wrote. You couldn't help but to scratch your head. You're even more confused now, how come he could understand and write as a baby? What did this to him?

“My liege, I've taken a search on the internet. It says here you've been cursed.” Beru's statement made you a little surprised. How come the Sung Jinwoo got cursed with such a silly curse? Seriously? Being turned into a baby?

"Well, how long does this curse last?" You read aloud as he writes his sentence down. Good question, though, you don't mind taking care of baby Jinwoo. Sometimes you felt as if you wanted to go back to babysitting, but of course you didn't. The job of being a secretary in Ahjin Guild pays more than enough for you. So, taking care of little baby Jinwoo is the equivalent to healing your maternal instincts.

“This sort of curse could potentially last up to a week or less.” Beru seemed a little nervous. I mean, who wouldn't? Imagine your master turned into a baby. You'd probably be lost and nervous like Beru. “So, we got to take care of the baby guild master for up to a week or maybe less?” You asked Beru with a hint of excitement in your tone, but you hid that excitement before Beru or Jinwoo caught it. “Yes, Miss, if it isn't much of a trouble. My liege can't summon anyone else to help at the moment, so only you can help us here.” He explained to you, well it makes sense. How is he going to summon anything without the ability to speak?

“Of course, I'm more than happy to help.” You couldn't help but smile. You missed taking care of babies, and now you're not taking care of just any baby, it's your own guild master. Which makes it more important for you to thoroughly take care of him. He's the reason why you got a stable career, this could be you repaying his favours in some way, right?

Jinwoo has been quiet for the whole time, he didn't write nor do anything. He was silently staring at both you and Beru. You noticed it and asked him a question, “Guild master, are you okay? Are you upset?” You worry, if guild master is upset then you must do something to cheer him up. He looked away from you, it's clear he is upset. “Guild master, don't be like that.. a week isn't that long!” You try to confront him, of course it didn't work. So, you resort to another plan. “How about we go get ice cream? then to the park? I'm sure you'll love it!” Jinwoo didn't budge, but, you picked him up anyways. “Let's go now, don't be so sad guild master, Beru will be with us too! Isn't that fun?” You seemed to be forgetting the fact that he's a very powerful hunter if he's not in such an adorable form. You baby talk with him, treating him just like how you would with a real baby.

You walked your way to the ice cream vendor outside of the building, buying a small cup of vanilla ice cream. “I got your ice cream guild master! Say ahh” Jinwoo didn't open his mouth at first, but you begged him nicely, “Please guild master? Give it a try! I promise you it's really yummy” Jinwoo felt annoyed but he gave in. He opened his mouth and ate the ice cream you spoon fed him. It's really good, but Jinwoo didn't want to show any reactions to you. “Awh you did it! Good job guild master. Now, let's head to the park shall we?” You chuckled as you continued your walk to the park. Beru didn't utter a single word for the whole time he was there, though he did giggle quietly here and there. Guess he found it rather adorable too that his master is now a baby. Beru didn't want to catch attention from other people, so he decided to use a much smaller form.

You arrived at the park and sat down on one of the benches there. “Isn't the weather nice out here?” You pinched his nose, playing with him. You know Jinwoo is definitely annoyed but what can you do? Awkwardly sit there in utter silence? Definitely a big no. You pointed out how some clouds looked like a certain shape and even played peek-a-boo with him. He didn't give much reaction but it was fine by you.

Moments passed and Jinwoo looked sleepy, he cooed at you, you understood immediately. “Someone is a little tired huh?” You got up from the bench to head back to the Ahjin Guild's building. As you arrived, you immediately went to Jinwoo's office and prepared a place for Jinwoo to comfortably sleep in. You would bring him home, but it feels a little off doing so. “Hope this is comfortable for you, guild master.” You placed him down on the couch with some extra pillows and a piece of clothing to replace a blanket. I mean, it's an office, there won't be just baby products or such lying around, you had to improvise.

“Miss, please do stay the night with us. I, Beru, need good assistance to take care of my liege.” Beru seemed genuine, so you nodded in agreement. You took another pillow from another couch to sleep on the floor next to Jinwoo. Making sure he is safe and comfortable. “Goodnight, guild master. Don't let the monsters get you!” You chuckled as you teased Jinwoo with childish jokes. Jinwoo didn't care anymore, he was exhausted, he couldn't do anything in this baby form. No summons, no ability usages, no nothing. He must be dependant on you and Beru for the next week or hopefully less.

I hope I used the correct wording on some of those sentences 😭 I never really thought of writing scenarios with babies before so this is my first attempt 🥀..

I don't think I'll make a part 2 for this but it was fun writing this! Thank you for the amazing request Anon <3 Do request more, I appreciate them alot ^.^

PS. Sorry if this looked rushed in any way, I'm sleepy currently but I know if I do it "later", I might procrastinate LOL