ward is bad in ways that make sense and can be fixed with straightforward and logical changes or additions, but pale is bad in infinitely more complex and labyrinthine ways that will have you muttering insane things like "lucy should have been the author of the drakeland books" and "zed should have been the final antagonist"
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we should all go collectively vandalize the wildbow fandom wikis i think. brians summer of the forest is real. leet “died” in brazil (began working with Lillian from Otokono Pharmaceuticals to produce DIY HRT). Blake is a trans man and Rose is a trans woman. Victoria Dallon never commited police brutality ever, actually. Rain was a cis woman until wildbow retconned it. Charles got forsworn because he miss-gendered (heh) Zed. Twig is a figment of your imagination, and was never real to begin with, have you been taking your meds?
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Wildbow protags play Lethal Company:
- Victoria reads the wiki and all log entries, tries to strategize with the team on each moon, makes sure no one brings back a mask or tries to make the ship leave early
- Taylor typically brings a weapon, likely the zap gun, and constantly walkies everyone about her whereabouts and room locations
- Lucy also brings a weapon, shovel typically, and has made it a skill in killing all hostile npc except the forest giants and sand worms
- Verona likes to do a lot of voice chat trolling using soundboards, thinks the Loot bugs are adorable, RP’s elaborate trade agreements with them
- Avery isn’t very good at the game, but she loves using the teleporter to pop in and rush out with scrap. Has decent odds of success when working with others
- Blake has a mechanical keyboard and constantly sprints at all times, with a terrible mic that scuffs up and alerts dogs. Has 50/50 chance of kill a monster in a fight
- Sy has collected at least 9 different masks on the ship, hiding them in key locations, as well as plans to use whoopie cushions to attract the dogs. Will vote for the ship to leave early when he dies
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...Are there any Wildbow serials where "yeet the baby" isn't applicable wisdom?
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The use of the classmate ranker app to find victims for the hungry choir is actually subtle nod to the fact that the internet is evil in real life too!
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Wow, Charles really got subsumed by the larger entity that he draws on for power. The Taylor parallels are really showing there.
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