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idkfitememate · 3 months ago

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Hi its me again the 🐼anon, shame I can't really find red panda😥 but hear me out, hear me out.

Red panda!Creator giving Ei the sass, like the eye roll when they meet again. Don't get me started on Paimon, I had the urge to have red panda creator bully her even tho I love her. Aether or Lumine be just having a staring contest with the sassy red panda before they chuff and turned around their tail swaying with sass. Its rent free😃

I suddenly want to become a menace towards the characters

Crime Looks Good In Red

૮꒰˶ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ˶꒱ა Pairings : Itto, Shogun & Aether + Paimon x Red Panda!Reader

૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა W.K. : 1.6k

໒꒰ྀིᵔ ᵕ ᵔ ꒱ྀི১ Tags/CW&TW : Fluff & Crack <3

It had been quiet in your bamboo forest - something uncommon now what with all these adventures and such up and about. To be frank they pissed you off, not that you could do much about it besides the usual ‘scare them to all hell and back so they never return’ but… some freaks liked that. Ew.

You lazily slept in the branches of a regular sakura tree, chest rising and falling in controlled patterns as your group slumbered around you, soaking up this beautiful lazy day as best you could before…

A loud explosion sounded off in the distance followed by Itto’s overjoyed screaming and Shinobu’s orders - all matched by Shogun rage.

… Something could happen.

૮꒰づ˶• ༝ •˶꒱づ ˚ʚ ꒰⁐⁐⁐⁐୨🎂🍭🍪୧⁐⁐⁐⁐꒱ ɞ˚

The city itself looked normal - as normal as the usual hustle and bustle could be anyway - save for the usual glances towards you and your group.

R was off stealing food again, you were sure of it. The smaller, smiley red panda was nowhere to be found, but you could hear the not-so-far off screams of a poor vendor and high-pitched panda cackling not far behind.

J was perched beside you, as per usual. Rarely did he ever leave your side when you went into town, save for fights and small ‘training sessions’ of his own - you were sure you had seen him off in a flower field with some kids, the big softy.

You sniffed the air, sensing the gunpowder and unmistakable scent of ash and smoke.

You snorted and sneezed.

J nudged your side carefully and you shoved him off, lightly jogging over to an overhang and clawing your way up there, shop head below staring woefully at small pieces of fabric that fell.

Now with leverage you watched the streets for something, anything - there it was.

You watched a pillar of Geo erect itself from the ground, followed in rapid succession by bursts of Electro, then the shrill sound of Itto and gangs laughter. You huffed, leaping down in front of J and nodded in the general direction of the disruption.

J nodded and you each took off, leaving the poor vendor in the dust.

… R soon appeared after, chasing uou and J down with a ridiculous amount of meat in his maw.

૮꒰づ˶• ༝ •˶꒱づ ˚ʚ ꒰⁐⁐⁐⁐୨🍬🥮🍩୧⁐⁐⁐⁐꒱ ɞ˚

It didn’t take a genius to intercept Itto’s gang as they rushed through forest and hills to hide from the Shogun’s army. After quickly rounding them up you, J and R forced them to shut it and bunker down while the Army searched high and low.

“Whoa little guy! Didn’t know you care enough about me and my guys to help us like this!” Itto exclaimed, which was immediately shut down by a growl from you, full teeth bared as you watched the mouth of the cave you had forced everyone into.

J sat closest to the front, ears trained and searching for any sound, while R lounged next to you. The sounds of armored feet slowly faded away until it was silent completely.

“Well then my little friend, looks like me and my pals can get outta your hair-“ You placed a paw on the oni’s mouth with a glare, and shuffled closer to the care opening.

Slowly you crept from darkness of the cave to the filtered shadows of the forest. And for a second, everything seemed alright. Then, you were aggressively picked up by the scruff. You yowled, body tensing as you were lifted and turned to face the Shogun.

“Where are they? Are they in the cave? How dare you hide them from me.” Her questions came rapidly, while you continued to hiss and scream.

J leapt from the shadows and sunk teeth deep into her ankle. Shocked, she let you go to try and grab at an already running J, before she could take off in a clap of thunder - you launched an attack of Dendro at her, vines wrapping around her arms, legs and waist to tie her down. Within seconds you had her encased, wriggling on the forest floor like a worm.

“Whoa!!” Itto exclaimed. He and his gang awkwardly shuffled out of the cave, some getting stuck due to sheer size compared to your hiding spot.

“You guys took her down so fast, put her own lighting to shame! Ah? Aaahh?” The oni held down an open palm to you, expecting you to slap it. You looked up at him, then back down at his hand, then sneezed into his palm and started to walk away - J and R beside you.

Ito looked at his own palm processing what you had just did, before letting out an exaggerated “EEEWWW” while shaking his hand around. After shaking his hand like a madman and near rubbing his palm raw on his pants, he rushed to catch up with you and your gang - his own following close behind.

“Okay, don’t like jokes, not a jokester, got it. But still! That was awesome lil dude!” You paused, and glanced up to Itto, who continued to glaze you.

“I mean seriously! Didn’t even hesitate you just got right up to business and hit the Shogun with the ole one-two punch! O-or vine I guess. One-two vine? One-two vines..? Anyway, I don’t know how we’ll repay you, but just remember now: you got the Arataki Neumero Uno Itto Gang in your debts! Do with that as you please.~” Itto dramatically bowed before you and your friends, his gang hesitantly followed before falling into a fit of giggles.

You turned to J and R, neither looking too interested themselves. You chuffed, and yourself little group started walking back into the forest towards your bamboo to enjoy the newfound silence. After a moment, you looked back toward Itto, who stared at you dumbly before his eyes widened and he sped up to catch your trio, his gang following close behind.

“You already got an idea for us little guy?” You smiled sinisterly back at him, and he smiled back.

“Sweet!”

૮꒰づ˶• ༝ •˶꒱づ ˚ʚ ꒰⁐⁐⁐⁐୨🍡🍫🍪୧⁐⁐⁐⁐꒱ ɞ˚

You and the others lounged in your trees - you and R snacking happily on bamboo while half asleep and J down below going to town on a bone he had already chewed through.

Meanwhile, Itto and gang were on hands and knees, making the forest floor look as good as dirt, rock and dead leaves could look. Every time Itto would look proud of his work, you’d haphazardly throw another bamboo to the ground, causing him to grumble.

Maybe next time he’ll think twice about causing trouble and noise during nap time…

૮꒰づ˶• ༝ •˶꒱づ ˚ʚ ꒰⁐⁐⁐⁐୨🍨🍧🍦୧⁐⁐⁐⁐꒱ ɞ˚

Itto and his gang had long since left your forest - you had no idea what happened with the Shogun either - but finally peace and silence filled the area again, perfect for napping and lazing about alll day…

Until you heard the ominous swishing of branches in your forest being cut down.

You flipped over on your branch, belly down, and faced the direction of the new annoyance. As it grew closer more and more red pandas surrounded you.

The sounds came to a halt right before your clearing and you sat up, eyes lingering on the general area of the sounds. After around two minutes passed, you turned back onto your back to continue sleeping - then the sounds came to head.

And by head, I mean through the clearing.

Red pandas flocked to the sight, all staring from the tress as one of those star twins came barreling into your home, throwing leaves all across your freshly cleaned forest floor.

You stared into the sky as the traveler moved further in, eyeing the pandas as they eyed him back. You listened to his footsteps and turned when he came close to your spot.

Then, when the time struck right, you leapt from your tree and aimed for the blondy. But instead of landing on him, you fell on his… companion.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEE” Paimon screeched. Aether turned his blade onto you, but only caught a glimpse as Paimon started to fly haphazardly through the wood.

Pandas - and J - all watched with varying expressions of interest, while Aether panicked at the sight of Paimon’s own panic.

“GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF-“ She squealed. You held on by ensuring your claws dug into her forehead, which only made her scream and cry more.

Aether began to chase, both he and Paimon slowly ascended until he was running across branches to try and catch up. You shifted around the faries head, until a quick shift in flight and you were suddenly covering hed eyes, which made Paimon scream more.

Aether made haste, rushing faster and faster over thinner and thinner branches. Running out of breath Paimon finally started to slow, which was unfortunate bwcause Aether was right behind her. He slammed into both her and you - you luckily jumping off onto a nearby branch while both Aether and Paimon were slammed into a tree.

You watched as both plummeted to the ground, gently and delicately jumping from branch to branch while they crashed into dirt and mud. The gang chuffed and sniffed at the knocked out pair down below.

You landed softly on the back of a groaning Aether, tail swishing languidly. You yawned, and in a moment of genius, pawed at the star child’s back and laid down, almost instantly falling asleep again.

Pandas followed suit, finding spaces on Aether’s warm body and drowning Paimon, gathering until it looked as though there was simply a mass of red lying across the forest floor.

Maybe, now, finally under this warm weight of fellow pandas, you’d find a moments respite of peace.

໒꒰ྀི˶˙Ⱉ˙˶꒱ྀིა Author’s note : HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME I FINISHED A FIC BABY

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