#pariston hc

[shinyjasmineee11]

Am I the only one that hcs that Pariston is like absolutely TERRIFIED of spiders? Like he completely unmasks as soon as he sees a spider, literally screaming and throwing shit? As soon as the other Zodiacs find out about his arachnophobia they decorate the whole place with spiders and shit💀

[greedislandsummer]

waow. so fucking cool that both ging and mito freecss are aroace. who would have thought

[bwabys-scenarios]

ABO headcanon you say? 👀👀👀

HXH A/B/O HCs

A/N: I’ll go more into depth on these if asked! Kurapika is going to have a more in depth post specifically.

Alphas: Uvogin, Silva, Zeno, Kurapika*, Feitan, Hisoka, Pakunoda, Bisky, Meruem, Phinks

Beta: Nobunaga, Shalnark, Illumi, Leorio, Machi, Kite, Pariston, Pitou, Youpi

Omega: Shizuku, Ging, Pouf, Kikyo, Kurapika*, Wing, Franklin

Can’t decide: Chrollo(I feel like it’s a tie between omega and alpha for me)

I don’t think any of the royal guards would be alphas since they’re following Meruem who’s an alpha, and I think it would be more likely for them to be betas.

*I have two theories for Kurapika. One where he is just an alpha, and one where is usually an omega, but becomes an alpha when his eyes turn scarlet. I like the former, but thought the idea was interesting. More info on Alpha!Kurapika soon!!

[cat3ch1sm]

haii!! i totally get not having any inspo, and my request is kind of (?) niche?? but i was wondering if you had any headcanons about ging freecss, if not kite is also soo babygirl :3 !!!

🌿~ this request is so funny for no reason help me. ive decided to write headcanons about the both of them for this one so enjoy lol :) @ging-pegger the kite im writing about is pre-reincarnation kite btw!

these r just silly random hcs abt the two of them so nothing heavy or anything

🤍𓆩♡𓆪🌲no warnings!

𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

ging and kite both have the most deviously demonic side eyes of all time for literally no reason. kite doesn’t even realize he does it but ging does it very intentionally

ging mostly didn’t show up to zodiac meetings or other business events mainly because he’s kinda shy, not because he’s irresponsible or lazy

ging is always pissing someone off. usually it’s on purpose. this is canon

during the chimera ant arc kite let gon braid his hair at one point and didn’t take it out for like a week

kite kept getting asked around that same time if he and killua were related because of the hair mainly, but he got really annoyed with it so he just started saying yes

kite used to use the top of ging’s head as an armrest just because he’s tall and ging is short and it would piss ging off so bad

kite got along well with old ladies for some reason. they always told him he’s too skinny and offer him food and he just took it.

also little kids and babies really liked kite. even though he’s deathly thin and has awful dark circles they are inexplicably attracted to him. kite used to avoid them because the toddlers kept trying to climb his legs and would pull on his hair, but later he warmed up to them and started going out of his way to be kind to them. but he only really likes old women and little kids and that’s all

ging hates kids and kids hate ging. that’s it that’s the headcanon

ging is one of those people who is just always in the most random places. imagine you text him or something after not hearing from him for like an hour and he just sends you back a picture of him in some obscure location all the way across the planet. nobody knows how, when, or why he got there but there he is

kite never killed any insect he came across. he has a lot of sympathy for animals and non-human creatures. with the exception of the obvious chimera ants. he would see a snail or something and move out of its way but then ging swoops in seconds later and dropkicks it

ging for whatever reason gets a lot of women. literally no idea why he just has this charm and spontaneous air that attracts people to him. but you definitely don’t want to start anything with him because as it literally goes in the story he just fucks and leaves

kite used to be really into painting and was weirdly good at it despite never actually receiving any lessons. he loved to paint scenery mostly involving water

kite’s hair has pretty much been the length it is in the chimera ant arc since he was like 10. he used to have a problem tripping over it but when he hit his growth spurt it stopped becoming a problem

ging never had an awkward phase growing up. one day he was a little kid and the next day he was a whole man. just like that for no reason

ging likes to turn on shows he knows he doesn’t like just to yell at the television and criticize everything the characters do the whole time

at one point during ging’s time with the zodiacs the public started a rumor that he and pariston were an item and once it reached the zodiacs ging didn’t show up to a single meeting for a month

same thing happened a little bit later except it was cheadle with ging instead and then ging disappeared for like three months

[avatar-legends-confessionblog]

Katara's favorite anime is One Piece, Aang's favorite anime is Fruits Basket.

So cuuute OP! I would like to add my own anime hcs, but for my ships:

Kataang's fav anime to watch together is 100% Fullmetal Alchemist.

Aang really loves the pacifist themes and how it's a story of hope and resilience. Katara adores all the complex female characters and relates to Ed and Al's strong bond as siblings.

Whenever they get tired of how hard everything is - being genocide survivors, rebuilding a culture, being political representives - they watch the show. It helps them stay optimistic and reaffirms their faith in humanity. Plus, since Ed and Winry's relationship is also a cute friends-to-lovers trope they both get very mushy watching their love.

Zukka's fav anime to watch together is definitely Hunter x Hunter.

Sokka really loves how an episode can be goofy and fun, but also incredibly cynical and inventive with amazing plot twists. Zuko relates to SO many characters - Killua and his abusive family, Kurapika's descent into darkness, dealing with slimy politicians like Pariston - and he feels validated watching the show.

Since Sokka is the cynical pragmatist and Zuko is the "idealist with unquestionable honour", they have long discussions about humanity when watching the show. Plus, they love geeking out over Nen and how cool all the possible applications are during battle.

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[ishouldgetatumbler]

Hxh Ability Theory/HC

One of the things I really love about hxh is that generally, people keep their abilities a secret to maintain a tactical advantage. This is also super annoying because it means we don't know the abilities of even characters who have been part of the story a long time. I wanna guess.

Pariston Hill:

Pariston is a planner, a schemer and a conniver. Personality wise, he is probably most similar to a conjuror. The major thing that shapes my theory is the missing hunters and the missing chimera ants. During Pariston's time as vice president, the number of missing hunters every year ballooned, and as a reward for the ant war, the association was given a huge plot of land a shit load of chimera ant eggs. So pariston has a personality similar to a conjuror and has been stockpiling nen users for several years.

My head canon is that pariston is a conjuror/specialist able to copy abilities or a conjuror/manipulator able to control nen users. This is less well founded, but Pariston has a lot of weird doll imagry and he would need a lot of space to put these guys, so I head canon its a Dollhouse.

Ging Freecs:

The only time we have seen Ging use nen, he was copying Leorio's ability. He explains that his ability is not copying, he can just generally recreate emission attacks he's hit with. This makes me think Ging is an emitter himself, and stupidly good at nen, or hes lying and hes a specialist who can copy abilities.

Personally, I headcanon the former. Much of the series is devoted to the mystique and power of ging, and, personality wise, stealing abilities takes loads of restrictions and centers your power around other people, and I don't think Ging would do that, given his commitment issues.

[clownishstarfish]

give me some of your hxh hcs ?? :3

Cw: I mention 🐱 eating

Pariston Smells like wax

Illumi ate rocks as a child

Killua is Catgender he/mew (argue with the wall)

All the Phantom Troupe women are in a polyamorous relationship

Ging and Pariston are rivals but sometimes fuck

Pakunoda eats pussy like a champ

Zepile burned all of his old artwork from Highschool

Zepile also had a Steven Universe phase (his gemsona was a transmasc Marble)

Zepile is transmale, Aroace spec and Vincian (Gay/MLM)

Zepile and Leorio defo made out while Gon and Killua were kidnapped

Pitou never ate humans. They ate mice and birds like the freak they are

THEY/THEM PITOU ILLUMI AND KALLUTO!!!!!!

Ok that’s all for now bye

[gingmina]

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[anotherworldash]

HxH HC

etnis nusantara HxH headcanon 🤭 (disclaimer yaa HxH owned by Togashi sensei, logically mereka semua ini tersebar di seluruh dunia, jadi ini cuma lucu2an aja) mungkin suatu hari gw TRANSLATE ke ENGLISH sama gw kasih GAMBAR tapi skrg gini dlu ye xixi

Gon - orang Belitung (Belitung deket pantai, pulau kecil, masih underdeveloped menurut gue sebagai org Jakarte, makanan banyak dr ikan) Leorio - orang Batak (merantau demi masa depan lebi baik, jurusan pilihan jadi dokter, Batak banget ga sih?) Kurapika - rakyat suku Baduy Dalam (kasep euy, menutup diri dari dunia luar) Killua - keraton Jawa Tengah (hierarkis, elit) Pariston Hill - orang MANADO . Lebe Bae Kala Nasi Asal Jang Kala Aksi ….Lebih baik kalah nasi asal jangan kalah aksi. Kaga kalah sih nasi nya Pariston tapi prinsip hidupnya glamor abis beh liat aja bajunya Bisky - Ai ai Suroboyo - Madura. Monmaap bu itu perhiasan atau mau jualan??? Galak tegas menyukai kemewahan dan stay muda perpaduan emak2 kultur suroboyo - madura Neon Nostrade - orang Bali kwkwkw , bapaknya ni mafia lokal yang minta persenan tiap ada projek :p also percaya mistis2 gitu Kite- orang Palembang. Don't ask why Hisoka - Orang Bandung yang kalo ngomong, nadanya sendu2 menggoda nada sunda, suka diselip2in istilah yang bikin lidah belibet…Riweuh euy! kebayang si ieu nih se-vibe sama akang rafael sm*sh

Nah ini ge gerombolan orang bekasi Chrollo, Kikyo, Canary, dan geng Genei Ryodan - warga TPU Bekasi 🙏bantargebang . berkawan dgn pemuda pancasila , suka pura2 jadi tamu kondangan buat makan gratis makanya chrollo pinter acting

dah sgni dulu

[luesilust]

What is something embarrassingly vanilla that each of the trash quartet are into? (The truest dirt is in the bland crap you're into when you're a trashy boi, am I right?) ☆

Hahaha what an interesting first ask from a “totally anonymous” anon… ✨ Anyway, I actually really liked this question, but holy hell did it fuck with my brain. I’m used to coming up with all the kinky and/or messed up scenarios and suddenly I’m supposed to do the opposite? My brain is confused. The second problem I encountered was: What is actually vanilla? My brain did not help me on this quest either, as every time I got close to thinking up something clever, my brain goes “SPIT IN THEIR MOUTH!” or something along those lines.

PARISTON

Among the trash quartet Pariston is the one I found the hardest to write this ask for. Mostly because Pariston is an enigma. First of all it’s impossible to know exactly what he does and doesn’t enjoy because everything he does is controlled and calculated. I can see him being into one thing with one partner and something completely different with another. His preferences always switch around.

Sometimes the sex can be very vanilla and tender, usually after he’s been partiularly cruel to you. It’s a way to get you to stay with him despite the abuse.

Pariston’s relation to pleasure is also an interesting aspect. I think that for Pariston sex isn’t the goal that drives his actions, but rather a means to get the reactions he wants from you. This means that if he thinks that a gentle “love making” session is what’s going to make his “game” with you more fun later on, you’re going to get the best vanilla sex in our whole life!

I did, however, think of a few of vanilla things Pariston would absolutely loathe in most circumstances! The number one thing being his partner whispering “I love you” lovingly into his ear, while he’s trying to make you hate him.

ILLUMI

First of all, I think very little will make Illumi embarrassed. That being said there are quite a few things he should be embarrassed about. He’s very motivated to continue the Zoldyck line, so sex would often be more focused on the result than what it feels like there and then. So unless he’s using sex as a way to manipulate or reward you, it would get quite mundane... And isn’t that like the most vanilla thing ever?

Another thing he should be embarrassed for is that he usually doesn’t make you cum very often. He almost never touches your clit, so in the beginning you wonder if he doesn’t know where it is, or that he’s one of those who think women's sexuality is a myth. That however, is not the case, because Illumi probably has extensive training on how to pleasure or sexually torture someone because of his assasin training. The reason for his behaviour is that he usually doesn’t prioritize using his precious time to give you pleasure. It doesn’t make it more likely that you’ll get pregnant, so why waste the time. Orgasms are a reward, not a necessity for his wife.  

If you want to break out of the mundane sex, try to gently kiss his neck. It’s a really sensitive area for him that he associates mainly with killing. Gentle touches are new to Illumi, since his skin is used to getting cut, beaten and abused. The first time you dared ttrying to kiss his neck his body froze in the middle of one of your sessions. The kiss had made his body tingle in a very unfamiliar way. As he didn’t stop you, you continued, and following that was the first time you experienced the more gentle side of your husband. His focus was no longer on just being efficient, but rather on experiencing more of that new tingling sensation of your soft lips against his neck. His hips slowed down into a calmer and more sensual pace than the way his dick had thrust into you in an almost methodical way. As a reward he even brought one of his adept hands down to your clit to make you cum at the same time he did.

I don’t think he’d be embarrassed about liking getting his neck kissed, but I think it will puzzle him at first how much he enjoys it. Not only neck kissing, but touching him softly and stroking his back during sex or foreplay will make it more likely that he’ll feel motived to make the sex into less of a chore.

Outside of sex I think he really likes to get his hair brushed and generally taken care of by his wife. Be careful to be gentle though, as he doesn’t like you pulling his hair, and even doing so by accident will lead to some kind of punishment

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HISOKA

Hisoka is another one of the trash men that doesn’t get embarrassed by anything. While Illumi can get puzzled by his enjoyment of some things, Hisoka is down right shameless. Nothing, and I repeat nothing, will make this man feel shameful.

Hisoka also has an unique talent of making any vanilla activity into something straight out of a porn movie. The reason being that his entire body is somewhat of an erogenous zone and that he’s, well, Hisoka, so the moaning will be extreme. Gently lick his neck and he’ll be like: *insert Hisoka’s crazy moaning here*

That being said, I can imagine him as being quite adaptive when it comes to his partner’s sexual preferences. If you’re kinky, he’s all for it, but I can see him enjoying vanilla sex as well from time to time, if that’s what you prefer. I feel like he’s more about his partner’s reactions, rather than exactly what is making those reactions happen. It would of course be situation based, as he sometimes would feel the need to be rough when he’s feeling pent up.

The most vanilla thing I can imagine, that even Hisoka can’t make kinky, is cuddling in bed while watching random reality TV. Hisoka actually enjoys cuddling a lot, so spending all day in bed lazily making out and occasionally having sex is something he’d enjoy. The sex would be soft, either missionary or some kind of spooning position combined with lots of kissing and groping. This could only take place after you’ve somehow managed to deplete his energy a bit, because if he’s feeling pent up or have some kind of project on his mind, he will not have time to spend all day in bed with you.  

Lastly, he’d also enjoy massages and he will, for sure, always expect a “happy finish”.

CHROLLO

Despite being someone who mostly keeps people at a distance, Chrollo sometimes really enjoys sex where he’s embracing you. His favourite position being spooning you from behind, but sometimes plain old missionary will be his pick.

You were quite surprised the first time it happened. Chrollo has such a domineering personality and he’d usually demand complete obedience from you both in and outside the bedroom. It does however happen that you see a different side of him. It would happen late at night after you’ve both gone to bed. I see Chrollo as being a very lightl sleeper because of his upbringing in Meteor City. Said childhood has led to him having trouble relaxing when trying to fall asleep, so maybe the sex makes it easier for him to calm down. He’d hold your sleepy form close to his chest as he finishes inside you, falling asleep with you in his arms (inconsiderate bastard doesn’t think about the fact that you’ll need to get out of bed and clean yourself up after, unless you want cum seeping out of you all night).

Even if he won’t admit to it, it's really obvious that he really enjoys having his ears kissed and caressed. Chrollo is a very perceptive individual so his ears are very sensitive to any type of foreign touch. It’s probably also nice to give his lobes to get a little break from all the abuse from those ginormous earrings he’s wearing...

Chrollo is a also a man of deception and if he needs to play the role of a loving boyfriend to someone other than you to get what he wants, he’ll have no problem doing so. He’ll kiss his target lovingly and have the softest of vanilla sex. He says to himself that it’s all an act, but sometimes I think he’d find himself really enjoying the closeness and intimacy, since he usually puts himself above you when engaging in sexual acts. He’ll tell himself that he’s only enjoying it because he’s too immersed in the scenario he’s playing out with his target. This man is in denial and he’ll keep his soft moments far, far away from the troupe.

TW: Crack

He also really loves to recite gothic love poems that he wrote himself to you during intercourse. He’d hold his poetry book in one hand while he thrusts slowly in and out of you tenderly. It all ends in a crescendo as he reads out the last line as he cums, a single manly tear running down his cheek. (Sorry, I had to join the Drag Chrollo Gang haha).

[kitefreecss]

I hit the bong so here's some gingkitehill poly hc

ging can't commit to nothing but a crime and kite was raised by fucking dogs so they've always had a 'i love you forever and always but neither of us can sit still long enough to do the traditional picket fence shit' so obvs pariging are in a kismesitude ♠️ and fuck to strengthen the warriors bond.pariston would just be the most annoying polycule member in existence to them lol suddenly there's a group chat and everyone has nicknames and emojis. ging is like [bubblebuttboardaddy🐗 ]or smth and kite is like [Kite Freecss ™️]. pariston is obviously [PrincexxPari👑] . pariston sends good morning AND good night. ging responds 'good morning everyone BUT pariston'. ging types 'what's up baby girl' and 20 different people respond 'hey big papa' so then he ghosts for 3 months. kite sends pics of animals in response to paristons thirst traps. every picture ging sends is unrecognizable so it might as well be a dick pic. cheadle sometimes responds to tell pariston and ging to take it to a private chat when they get too violently horny on main and kite just responds to it with 👍

[helenawa-art]

Pariston mood board based on pics I had saved on my phone ✨

[iaal]

Hi there, this is probably quite an odd request but how about Adultrio + Pariston with a S/O who is horrible in bed? Like, the S/O in question makes tons of dick deflating comments & jokes. Can’t give a blowjob to save their life, touches like they are patting a dog or horse etc?

Thanks for the ask that was fun to write!The hc takes place after the first night with the reader, not a crush anymore but not a s/o yet because for most of them I don’t imagine them letting the situation last. It’s a tad crackish, except for Pariston, I always end up writing him darker than what I had planned.

Hisoka:

*Cracks knuckles*

Looks like there’s a lot of work awaiting him.

He would only put up with it with someone he was interested for others reasons, mostly fighting, and he’d think it would be a waste to just walk out of the door and never come back.

He just can’t believe how someone can be THAT bad at something supposedly instinctual.

That in itself would amaze him, to be this atrocious it’d almost be an art form.

Bluntly, after your first night together he would tell you that for the first time in his life he was genuinely unsure if he could finish.

Of course he did, it’s Hisoka, but the admission coupled with his dumbfounded expression would make a point of how arduous it was because of you.

But worry not, his ego just can’t let him pass on the opportunity to show his worth as a teacher so it’s not game over yet.

Sure, he could just gag and bind you and do all the work but it wouldn’t fix the core of the problem.

Besides, it’d get old fast if that was the only option.

He’d be surprisingly diligent in his lesson.

Sex, even the fun kind he likes, is serious business.

Hisoka would start from the very start, not even the touching part yet.

The first lesson would be how to not absolutely murder the mood with your remarks.

For that he’d put his hand between your legs, caressing you very slowly to work you up and building up a rhythm, encouraging you to be vocal.

If you make any comments that break the mood he would stop for a bit and resume from the beginning, going back to his sluggish pace and gradually increasing the movements of his hand again.

For the next part he’d not shy away to show you directly how he wants to be touched, explaining his favorite spots and the right way to handle him.

The only thing left would be to put your newfound knowledge in practice.

After a few days and many trials and errors he’d at least make a decent lay out of you.

Now that you’ve got a grasp on the basics the real fun would begin.

He stills has a lot more to teach you until you’re ready to pass his class.

Chrollo:

He’d try, really try, to not say anything at first.

After all, a first time with a new partner is rarely great, maybe you were nervous and it’ll get better after a few try.

But as you didn’t show any sign of improving he’d have to face reality: you have no idea what you’re doing –  worst, you seem to unintentionally sabotage his own effort to show you the right way.

That would pretty much kill his libido for a while and Chrollo would weight the pros and the cons to just end it here and there.

The choice wouldn’t be easy, he wouldn’t have wanted you to begin with if you didn’t interest him and you had no value outside of the bedroom.

And when the balance tilts more towards the pros than the cons he’d decide that it’s time to put some efforts in the relationship.

Without saying that you’re awful, he’d tell you that the sex isn’t great for him and if you’d be okay with letting him try some different things.

Namely absolute obedience in bed.

Normally Chrollo already tends to be dominant but he’d still be flexible and wouldn’t have a problem giving up control, or at least as much control as he’d allow.

Not with you. You can’t have nice things.

He’d direct your every moves and the only words authorized out of your mouth would be the ones he asked you to repeat.

Once he sets a goal for himself he invest himself a hundred percent in it and he’d be a strict instructor.

Of course he’d make it enjoyable for you too, not wanting you to end up disliking sex with him but going halfhearted would lead to punishment.

The problem would be that Chrollo can easily deal with someone who’d fight for dominance, he can deal with brats, he can deal with a shy inexperienced partner… but you… you’re just bad.

Even when you try your earnest to follow his instruction the result would somehow still be terrible.

As if you were tone deaf, but for sex, like sex deaf.

He’d still intend to finish what he had started and he’d have faith in himself, he know that with enough time and dedication he’d get the results he wants.

If you have to spend 3 hours a day with his cock in your mouth until you suck him right so be it.

Illumi:

The least bothered of the lots.

He doesn’t really need you to be an active participant and he’s selfish enough in bed to get his own pleasure as long as your legs are open for him.

Your comments and jokes would met his deadpan gaze and an order to shut up if it’s too distracting but he himself would be well versed in the art of awkward remarks.

Illumi only really shines in bed when he’s a bit pushed to make effort.

If you don’t challenge him out of his comfort zone he’d do the absolute minimum as foreplay and piston inside you to finish.

So it would be a match made in heaven but not a very enjoyable one.

Sure you could ask him to get you off but he wouldn’t put much effort into it.

You’d have to get better in bed by yourself if you want to be satisfied and that means finding the words that would work on him and how to get him really worked up.

Enough for him to really get in the mood and not use you as a glorified fleshlight.

Without guidance the road would be strenuous to say the least, not only you but you’d have to make Illumi follow suits.

With both of you being the bottom of the barrel in term of sexual prowess, and Illumi being fine with that, you’d have to carry the both of you.

Porn and online forum would be your only help with various degree of success, it’s not like you still had friends to call and you’d be too mortified to ask the butlers.

You’d want to give up more than once, to just lie on the bed and take it but after a few weeks you’d start to see changes.

Illumi would let you suck him off for more than a couple of minutes, he would insist a bit longer on the zone that just earned him a sweet sound from you…

A few month in and your hard work would really start to pay off.

You’d start to know some of Illumi’s button to push and he’d pay enough attention to get you off without you asking.

There would still be a long road ahead but you did it, you can finally stop counting the cracks on the ceiling.

Pariston:

He would be delight with the fact that you’re a disaster in bed.

Never in a million year he’d have imagine that you, the target of all of his attention and affection, would be that big of a disappointment.

And that alone would make it even more worth it.

Pariston would be torn between the need to humiliate you immediately or playing the long game to be sure to make maximal damage.

Eventually he’d want to play with you longer.

He’d put all this heart on making you feel good, making you cum as long as your body can take it, not stopping for your cringy lines, even encouraging you to do as you please.

He’ll be sure to be prepare for all the next times.

Without you knowing he’d start to film you.

Even if the sex was lacking, the thought of the shame you’d feel when he’ll reveal that you had an extensive bad porn filmography and had no idea would be enough to make him hard.

In your everyday life he’d already start to show subtle signs of abuse and would solidify his control on you.

In bed he’d make no effort to guide you, you’d be as bad as your first time.

When he’s sure that you’re irremediably hooked he’d show you his videos collection and you’d have no choice but watch it all.

Not only it would be mortifying to know he has immortalized all of your intimate moments on tape you’d be horrified to see by yourself how bad you are.

The worst being the Pariston in the videos.

In all the positions where you couldn’t see his face he’d be stifling a laughter or biting his hand to not let you hear his hilarity.

You’d be completely floored to notice that more that once he’d use his phone to look at porn to finish, that would explain why he loved doggy-style and blind folding you so much.

It would be shattering and you’d spent all night watching, with Pariston beside you making comment on the funniest part, this time laughing openly.

He’d fuck you at the end of the last video.

You’d be silent and motionless, the perfect broken doll.

[hisokas-long-toenails]

Okay I fully support my original idea that Pariston was born wearing a suit but I also feel like he’s a good candidate for the rich preppy pastel shirt with shorts thing. Maybe as a phase when he was younger.

Idk I think it’d fit his personality.

[urfavehasnpd]

Pariston Hill from HxH has NPD!

[thehomothings]

Once again I am back with hxh Kite hc dumps because I am unstoppable part 3 of???

Hello! Did you miss me? Did you miss the long-winded, useless hc dumps? No? Too bad! I'm always here, just outside your field of vision, leering from the shadows- *ahem* Anyways, these have been sitting in my drafts for a few weeks and I do not remember them so this is as much a first read for you as for me! The two previous parts can be read here and here Without further ado:

In battle, he's trained to be ambidextrous and has no problem wielding weapons with his left hand. In day to day life, he's strictly right-handed.

His front teeth are crooked and he almost never smiles with his teeth showing.

Perpetually cold. Why else would he wear a sweater in summer?

Will hoard blankets shamelessly. Wears one like a cape around the house.

Was a painfully slow learner when it came to Nen, a fact that Ging made sure to remind him of every single day. What he never told Kite was the potential he showed to have even when his aura nodes hadn't been opened, which was the main reason he took him on as his student.

Despite this, when he started developing Crazy Slots, his aura power increased rapidly.

Designed each of the weapons himself and Ging made the prototypes he used for image training. He would get a bit peeved when the weapons Kite eventually conjure were always a bit different than the prototypes.

When it comes to spiritual beliefs, his are best described as pagan.

Wanted to learn to play the guitar as a teenager, but couldn't lug around a whole instrument while traveling with Ging, so he left it for later. One day he will get to it. (Hopefully)

Prefers sketching and drawing animals to photographing them, and sometimes finds himself sketching people around him.

Designs tattoos he never gets, except the two he already has and even though he doesn't regret getting them, they stir bad memories of a time he frankly wishes he could forget.

But Stick, Podungo and Mon have gotten a few of his designs tattooed.

Has one singular ear piercing and wears a conjured earring. He would have gotten more if not for Ging planting the worry of them getting torn out in battle. (shameless self-projection, except I have 8. and I am very very afraid.)

When he left Whale Island, he considered bringing Gon along to meet his father. If he had asked, Kite would have.

Let's say being an orphan and meeting Gon stirred conflicted feelings about Ging. Which grew ever so confusing after meeting Gon for a second time.

I've done some comparisons and I think he's about 6'7 (~205 cm) or as he likes to say it, exactly 6 feet and 6.6 inches. (Note: as a short person this is terrifying to me I do not want to meet someone this tall)

Suffices to say, standing at a solid 5'5, Ging was rather pissed at yet another kid for outgrowing him. The first being Mito, who's an inch taller than him, a fact he noticed when she was yelling at him about how dangerous a hunter's life is for a literal actual infant.

While I'm on the subject of Ging here, a lot of people during the years have mistaken Kite's admiration and deep respect for him as romantic feelings. They were wrong.

When Kite finds out about this misunderstanding (from Hisoka, of all people) he almost faints from pure horror.

"HOW- WHY? HE'S 7 YEARS OLDER THAN ME! WE'RE LIKE BROTHERS I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY-" *shakes and cries*

They are brotherly, kinda. Ging always kept a certain level of impersonality and distance between them, mostly to make sure Kite wouldn't get attached. (He failed.)

Pariston's kinda like an evil stepmother to him and Ging finds this too amusing to stop his unhinged husband from tormenting his former student.

They actually have an ongoing bet on whether Kite will kill him or not. Pariston is sure he will, someday. Ging has bet everything that he will not.

He's not aware of this bet, otherwise it would skew the result.

He's pescetarian, just barely tolerating fishing. Hunting animals for food (or for any reason, really) completely kills his appetite, although he had done it when he and Ging had no other choice. He would rather break his moral code than seem weak in front of his mentor, when he was younger.

The basis of his moral code is: do no harm but take no shit.

He won't initiate battles unless stepping in to protect someone.

The moment he Conjures Crazy Slots he resigns himself to the possibility of his opponent dying, even if he draws a weapon that isn't necessarily deadly.

He always gives them a chance of surrender or drawing back, even if he's been taught not to.

His own death simply isn't a possibility he ponders during battle. He fights to win. He has to win.

Even during his last fight, even when he knew the die was cast and he stood on the losing side, he never lost the hope of winning.

And this is it for now because once again it's an unholy hour and I am very very tired. If you made it thus far, here:

Have a him <3