#passes the fuck out

[turrondeluxe]

[the-amaranthine-terminal]

"Suddenly there was a thunder of thumps on the front door. The sleeping pups awoke in alarm. The Baddun brothers lumbered to their feet and stumbled towards the door. But before they got there it had been flung open.

Outside, against the moonlit sky stood a figure in a long white cloak.

It was Cruella de Vil."

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(literary reference)

[sirensongsea]

HONEY, I'M HOME - FFXIV [2/2]

[⚠️: FLASHING IMAGES]

[zorphie]

hmm experimenting with my coloring so i made a bunch of special character cards for my guys hiiii🙏

[poppy-metal]

oh to be eddies little corrupted punk gf and give pretty prep nancy head while eddie watches and nancy mocks, "you ever teach her manners, munson? never had someone drool on me so much." hearing eddies dark chuckle and his soft reply, "my girl likes it messy. be sweet to her, wheeler."

[anomaly-beans]

Among us babies are born

[inkskinned]

you're in the habit of denying yourself things.

if someone asked you directly, you would say that you love a little treat. you like iced coffee and getting the cookie. you drink juice out of a fancy cup sometimes, and often do use your candles until they gutter out helplessly.

but you hesitate about buying the 20 dollar hand mixer because, like. you could just use your arms. you weren't raised rich. you don't get to just spend the 20 dollars (remember when that could cover lunch?), at least - you don't spend that without agonizing over it first, trying to figure out the cost-benefits like you are defending yourself in front of a jury. yes, this rice cooker could seriously help you. but you do know how to make stovetop rice and it really isn't that hard. how many pies or brownies would you actually make, in order to make that hand mixer worthwhile?

what's wild is that if the money was for a friend, it would already be spent. you'd fork over 40 without blinking an eye, just to make them happy. the difference is that it's for you, so you need to justify it.

and it sneaks in. you ration yourself without meaning to - you don't finish the pint of ice cream, even though you want to. the next time you go to the store, you say ah, i really shouldn't, and then you walk away. you save little bits of your precious things - just in case. sometimes you even go so far as putting that one thing in your shopping cart. and then just leaving it there, because maybe-one-day, but not right now, there's other stuff going on.

you do self-care, of course. but you don't do it more than like, 3 days in a row. after that it just feels a little bit over-the-edge. like. you can't live in decadence, the economy is so bad right now, kid.

so you don't buy the rice cooker. you can-and-will spend the time over the stove. you can withstand the little sorrows. denial and discipline are practically synonyms. and you're not spoiled.

it's just - it's not always a rice cooker. sometimes it is a person or a job or a hug. sometimes it is asking for help. sometimes it is the summer and your college degree. sometimes it is looking down at scabbed knees and feeling a strange kind of falling, like you can't even recognize the girl you used to be. sometimes it is your handprint looking unsteady.

sometimes it is tuesday, and you didn't get fired, and you want to celebrate. but what is it you like, even? you search around your little heart and come up empty. you're so used to denying that all your desires draw a blank.

oh fuck. see, this is the perfect opportunity. if you had a mixer, you'd make a cake.

[teacup-captor]

I've skimmed 3 chapters I think I need a break

[goodbye-little-yellow-bird]

Heard he always worked alone that he seldom wrote or used the phone so i walked write up to meet him at his place

[yudol-skorbi]

i am at the point where if i dont finish now i'll newer finish so yeah the rest of the gaaaaaang

[oneknightlight]

Managed to put down my dads Giga Burger From Hell and I gotta say, I’ve never eaten a food before that I had to unhinge my jaw to eat

[uncanny-tranny]

This might seem like an "old man yells at cloud" situation, but it's just wild growing up and being told how dangerous distracted driving is - how, at highway speeds, you can traverse the length of a football field (100 yards, 91 meters) in a matter of seconds - how one split second sending a text while driving could result in a potential fatal crash, and then getting on the road as a driver and being surrounded by billboards. Their entire purpose is to catch one's attention, so they're lining major roads, which tend to be highways. How is it that you're told how important it is to never be distracted while driving, but still being advertised to?

At best, this type of advertising is an eyesore to pedestrians and motorists and a general waste of electricity to light it, and at worst, it is an active danger considering they are there to advertise and therefore, must catch people's attention.

I'm not even against advertising in theory, but this particular mode bothers me so much and I hate how pervasive it is - especially in large cities or highways.

[portalford-hasadeathray]

Orgj today was such an emotion overload i need like. A three-week break from life

[poppy-metal]

we already have this discourse going on ringpop-poppy.com but the more lewd and obscene sex sounds, the better and hotter it is for eddie. Using copious amounts of lube because he loves the way it makes his cock look as he slides into ur pussy, all glossy and sweet and sticky… how absolutely nasty the sounds he’s making with his thrusts are because of it, god he has to try not to cum just at the sound… the way it pools around the base of him after he makes you cum around him and when he pulls out of you and watches the little diamond droplets dribble out of your pussy, he has to actually bite his lip to hold back from slurping it up right there… omg when u introduce him to lube that looks like cum… u don’t leave ur bedroom all weekend 😵‍💫

this made me clench.

not to harp on steddie x reader but if you introduced him to cum lube. (he's probably the one introducing it to you actually.) Its so he can fuck you and imagine its sloppy seconds.

listening to the wet squelch his cock makes as the sticky white fluid drips down onto his balls and makes the glide of him inside you wet and gross sounding. he's harder than he's ever been.

telling you, "you want his cum in you? yeah? want my cock mixing up steves cum inside that sweet little cunt. fuckin- adding to it."

or, "feels so good inside used pussy. love being a little free use hole, hm?"

[chipchopclipclop]

one wizard and a weirdly clingy mosquito, what happens next will warm your heart

[turnipoddity]

savior

part 1