#patrick bateman quotes

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[psychotic-star-girl]

"all I want for Christmas is..."

MY FAVORITE SLASHER UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE!😍

[opsena]

[incorrect-gravescest]

SEXY BEDROOM OUTFITS: Gravescest Style

🩷: Say the line! SAY THE LINE!

💚: (dressed in an 80s suit with slicked back hair, a raincoat and a chrome fireaxe) ...do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

🩷: (pounces on him like a lioness on a wounded hyena)

[return1ngvide0tapes]

Paul, drunk: I must go now, I am McDonalds

Patrick, fully sober: Ok, have fun McDonalds

[slashingdisneypasta]

[slasherwineaunt]

Slashers as Louise Belcher Quotes

Freddy Krueger: Hello and welcome to Bob's Burgers. The Burger of the day is the Child Molester, it comes with candy. Jason Voorhees: Sorry, I'm saving my spit and blood for my hooneymoon. Hannibal Lecter: I can smell fear on you. Brahms Heelshire: Yeah! Messing with Tina is a privilege, not a right! Leatherface: Your room looks like it was decorated by a perverted jockey. Michael Myers: Yeah she's pubing out real bad. Pinhead: Our gang is called the broken glass kids; we'll cut you. Bo Sinclair: Quiet dignity?! Have you met us?? Vincent Sinclair: Running this restaurant should be easier. We watched mom and dad fail at running it for years! Otis Driftwood: What will it take to get you into this rhino anus today? Norman Bates: You're the worst kind of autistic. Patrick Bateman: I just want to slap his hideous, beautiful face.

[il-sicario1]

There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone

-Patrick Bateman

American psycho 2000

[sanityshorror]

Working on Patrick's Hellcrew-core outfit design while making sure to still keep it very Patrick [Julius made it for him, probably]:

"I have learned the importance of homosexuals in society. In order to truly look good, it's of the utmost importance to have a homosexual as your personal stylist. If you don't, you're simply disgusting and ugly looking." - Patrick Bateman [American Psycho] after meeting Julius Doherty [Hellcrew] probably.

[thekillersenjoyer]

Paul: “Can I try hit on you?”

Patrick: “Uh, sure?”

Paul: “Okay, here it goes…” *Deep breath* “PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEAS-”

[risesthemoons]

There is an idea of a Kira Hiroto. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

[thedogeverr]

American Psycho if Patrick was Trans:

[ Dining Scene 1]

Patrick: I think we should solve the harshities of the world.

Bryce: There he goes about politics again—

Patrick: by the way, I'm transgender

Luis: Wow, he's transgender! I didn't even know that!

[opsena]

[pey0te]

Been digging through the audio files lately, and I found American Psycho audio. Thoughts?

[return1ngvide0tapes]

Paul: *describing pasta* It's called pasante resarante

Paul: It's elegante

Patrick: It just keeps getting more words

Paul: It's elegante pasante resarante

McDermott: mmm it's elegante

Bryce: You cant even taste the pasante!

Patrick: God can you all shut up so I can eat in peace

[slashingdisneypasta]