#pearson rdr

[miguel-owhora]

Simon Pearson, the man that you are. After cooking for the gang for so long, for so many years, going unappreciated, imagine pulling him away and offering to eat him out as a token of appreciation. He'd be quick to refuse but takes back his offer when you pull his pants down, pussy revealing itself.

He's a big, pot bellied man. There's no doubt in my mind that Simon has a big fat pussy. You'll have to use your fingers and spread them to get to the fat cock hiding under his mound, maybe even lift his belly up a bit to be able to properly slip his cock into your mouth.

[abovesn4kes]

Rdr2 but make them little animals?!??

posting more of this soon ！

[nthspecialll]

I won't lie to you, it doesn’t look half bad, some meat, potatoes, carrots and mushrooms boiled in a broth. I would eat it. Well done Pearson.

[lio-rdr]

Part 3 of the VDL gang as tumblr/twitter posts :-)

(if you want to see the other parts, go to the #lio rdr tag in the bottom of this post)

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 100+ LIKES ON THE OTHER TWO PARTS❤️

[garfieldblunt]

VDL Gang Beach Episode

Dutch- Flirting with some of the younger women, definitely has a famers tan

Arthur- Digging the biggest hole he possibly can in the sand, no shovel, hands and knees, scooping sand by the arm full

Hosea- in the shade, lathered head to toe in sunscreen, sun glasses on, asleep

John- he’s really scared of the big water and won’t go near it, he’s also extremely sun burnt but won’t put sun screen on

Javier- Brought his guitar to play music, but now has a weird tan line on his abdomen and legs

Abigail- helping Jack find sea shells on the beach

Jack - making small sand castles and trying to decorate them with the shells his mom found

Uncle- asleep on a raft, drifting off into the horizon

Micah- pretending to be a shark in the water, fake fin and everything

Josiah- had someone roll out a red carpet for wherever he stood so he didn’t get sand on him (he’s still in a suit)

Swanson- drinking a cute summer cocktail with a little umbrella in the glass

Pearson- cutting up Watermelon and made the gang a big fruit salad and sandwiches

Sadie- Spear Fishing, hunting a shark she thinks she sees off in the distance

Grimshaw- Yelling at anyone who has sand on them to clean off

Molly- under a fancy umbrella, fanning herself, plotting of ways to drown Dutch without getting herself wet

Tilly, Kieran, Mary Beth, Karen- The girls forced Kieran to play Mermaids with them because they needed a king mermaid, Kieran was just happy to be involved

Charles- Helping Arthur dig the hole, he has the shovel since Arthur is too stubborn to accept it

Bill- Running along the beach with Cain

Sean- buried up to his neck in the sand, slowly eating it

Lenny- laying in the sun next to Sean, smacking him every time he takes another bite of sand

[slicedmayonnaise]

[scarfacemarston]

What do you want to see in a RDR history reading list?

Hey Y'all. I'm a historian, and I've been writing a series of Marvel history posts, and I thought, why not hit up my roots? Btw, I do NOT recommend the history of rdr book that came out. My colleagues and I find the author to be insufferable, and he's not always the most respectful in his writing. ANYWAY. This book list is going to be about 10-15 books divided by subject. I have already curated a list of sex worker history books as it's one of my historical specialities. (History of Medicine is my other! I wrote over 250 pages about tuberculosis while obtaining my Master's.)

I plan to have a section on * Native Americans * Mexican Cowboys * African American Cowboys * Women Outlaws or historical women of this time period * Tuberculosis reading * General Outlaw history * LGBT+ history of this time period

I'm potentially thinking of adding a section on Chinese miners as they played a huge role in "Old West history", but they're not very prevalent in the RDR series. What else would you like to see? I can take maybe 2-3 more suggestions, but be aware that this will make the post longer.

[beekenobi]

Moderns AU Red Dead Headcanons pt2 !

Ya’ll let me know which characters y’all want next. Doesn’t even have to be for a modern AU.

[wrylu]

Favourite wifeyyy

@zero-ashes-left :^)

[blacklungboah]

Micah is pissed he’s not invited! (I forgot to post this version so I’ll do it now, next I’ll do is continuing my Dutch in Colter posts and a Valentine’s day post!

[galacta-phantasma]

The faint chirping of crickets could be heard as another day at Beecher's Hope drew to a close. Most of them live on the property, but those that don't visit so much that they might as well be.

Everyone's crammed into the main house tonight. Javier is playing a gentle melody on his guitar. Next to him, Kieran is building up the courage to ask Javier to teach him how to play, eyes darting between his nimble fingers and serene face. Mary-Beth, Lenny, and Jack are discussing the books they've read recently, the elder two of the trio helping Jack write his first short story. Closer to the corner of the room, Sadie is telling Charles and Arthur how her latest bounty nearly ended with her being catapulted into a river. Amelia - Abigail's spitting image - sits in her grandpa Hosea's lap, babbling logical nonsense the way only a 3 year old could, and he nods along as if she's telling him the world's darkest secrets. Tilly and Karen swap parenting tips as they sew, and Sean, sitting on the floor, is "helping" by adding a drop of blood to every lopsided stitch he makes.

In the kitchen, Molly, Pearson, and Abigail are arguing loud enough to shake the roof as Bessie and Jenny watch on placidly, poker game forgotten, only willing to step in should things come to blows. Jenny flagrantly fans herself with the cards Bessie slipped her. They've yet to notice. Uncle's been passed out for a few hours now, and Grimshaw is beginning to attempt to herd everyone to bed for an early morning none of them are rushing to meet.

And John? He's happier than he thinks he's ever been, hiding his big goofy grin behind his hat, chest fit to burst with all the love in his heart.

...and then he wakes up alone, in an empty house, in a different country. The only noises are the faint creaks of the house settling, the slight shuffle of blankets, and his own breathing. For a brief, selfish moment, he wishes he hadn't.

[cryptidcr3ature]

Van der Linde gang and what dog breed I’d recommend them.

Dutch: Caviler King Charles Spaniel. He doesn’t seem like the kind of person who wants a hiking dog or something super high maintenance. Sure grooming might be a factor but personality wise, it’s the dog that’ll sit there, look pretty, and not really worry about anything.

Hosea: English Setter. He would do great with a hunting dog and based off the way he hunts, he’d do better with a setter. He’d also like the sweet demeanor of the breeds standard.

Arthur: Labrador. I can imagine Arthur and his dog playing together for hours. Everything about Arthur reminds me of a lab.

John: Australian Cattle Dog. Unlike the others, John has an interesting lifestyle for a dog. I believe grooming may be more of a chore to him, but he wouldn’t mind running around with a dog for a while. I also think he’d like the guard dog aspect of a Heeler.

Javier: Scottish terrier. I feel like he’d like a little dog with an attitude problem. He’d like the independent and confident personality and the grooming challenge of the dog.

Charles: Newfoundland. He spends a lot of time alone and is more reserved than most,so I think he needs a more mellow dog. Its large size would also help protect him while alone. I also can just see Charles with a big fluffy dog.

Bill: Schnauzer. I could see him with any size, but I think Bill would thrive with one of those stubborn ass dogs. They are so loyal and so protective, but so stubborn (I’ve had 4 schnauzers in my lifetime, I love them but you can’t tell them no). He also thinks the beard makes them look more manly.

Lenny: Standard Poodle. I think Lenny would love a poodle for its intelligence. He’d have it trained to follow his every command, but also that dog would be so spoiled. Lenny would just carry it around like a little dog because he would kill a man for his puppy.

Sean: Australian shepherd. He needs a dog as wild as him. The mischief they would get into would make a nun cry. However, aussies are super smart and Sean and Lenny would compete in which dog was smarter.

Trelawny: Borzoi. He needs a dramatic ass dog. They’re beautiful and so fast, but not known to be the most intelligent of dogs. All the love to my noodle dogs though. :)

Pearson: Lhasa Apso. He needs a crusty little dog to sleep while he makes food, and then sit on his lap while he sits by the fire. Just a throw rug of a dog.

Micah: AKITA! Mean sons of bitches. They are aggressive, but loyal. Micah would like the fact it would only like him.

Reverend Swanson: Chihuahua. He needs a nervy little purse dog.

I’ll make a separate part for the girlies. :)

[flo-zoinks]

Sometimes I like to imagine which each gang member would dress as for Halloween so here is my favourite ideas!!

Abigail - zombie (rdr1 ref)

Jack - knight but would insist hes Sir Lance a lot (nobody knows what that is)

Dutch - lion

Hosea -  skeleton (would dress up for a week leading up as a different costume every day and go full method acting)

Javier - vampire

Uncle - Frankenstein

Bill - Lawman (would pretend to arrest kieran)

Lenny - pirate

Sean - pirate (duo costume to steal sweets from arthur and dutch)

Molly - princess 

Reverend - (Prolly not dress up unless as a demon to preach about the demonising of Halloween)

Miss grimshaw - witch

Sadie - Masked serial killer (would creep up on pearson and scare him)

Charles - pumpkin

Tilly - Tabby cat

Karen - Black cat

Mary-Beth - White cat (trio costume!!)

Kieran - corpse groom (he wanted to ask Mary-Beth to be the corpse bride but got too nervy)

Strauss - pharaoh (gold)

Trelawny - fairy

Arthur - Chelonia member

Pearson - Tiger (would call it his inner animal)

Micah - rat

Should I give more halloween ideas I have so many

[nthspecialll]

I think it is interesting how talking shit to others is such a big part of Arthur's character in the earlier chapters yet no one talks about it.

He talks shit about John before we even meet him, he is foul to Micah's face, plus telling Uncle that he does his best to avoid him, and those three can to an extent be rationalised also because those people don't seem to care, but there are also times where it is clear that the replicants of these comments don't actually find it funny.

The one I think about the most is Pearson, who asks Arthur if he can skin a deer for him to which Arthur replies "can I skin you?" and Pearson doesn't actually take this joke too well, sitting down and looking quite hurt as he says "You are always one with the jokes, aint you?" and to be honest I get why Pearson gets hurt, because Arthur has not said a single nice thing to him throughout any of their interactions up until then. Sure they are both under pressure, but still.

Similarly with Reverend who also does not like the joke Arthur makes at his cost.

Naturally this kind of smooths out throughout the game, but it just hit me while replaying how in almost every single scene he is making a joke at the cost of someone else. And while at the most time people don't care, likely being used to it, there are also others who doesn't like that Arthur makes fools of them, whicg is understandable.

[thetenthsunrise]

just remembered that Micah and Kieran are literally the only gunmen in camp during blood feuds, ancient and modern and started laughing all over again

[garfieldblunt]

R.I.P VDL gang Y’all would have loved:

Dutch- Family group chats, vapes

Arthur- Vaccines, Getting Forklift Certification

Kieran- Equestrian Veterinary Medicine, My little pony

Micah- Sigma Male TikTok, Prime energy, Reddit

John- Galaxy Wolf shirts, old spice

Javier- the movie Coco, Playing at cafes and bars

Abigail- Life 360, Child leashes

Jack- IPads, Memes from 2013

Uncle- Doctors Notes, Retirement homes

Bill- Pride Month, Gay Bars, Grinder

Molly- Instagram, Therapy

Karen- Reality TV, Twitter Drama

Sean- Jacksepticeye, FNAF

Lenny- College

Swanson- AA meetings

Pearson- Gordon Ramsey, Crock pots

Tilly- Law and Order (the show)

Mary Beth- Wattpad, AO3, The Sims

Charles- National Parks, Safaris

Sadie- Womens Wrestling, Teaching a self defense class

Josiah- Podcasts, Planes

Grinshaw- IKEA, Roombas, Joann’s Fabrik

Hosea- Retirement

I might make another one of these later