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thefirstcomingofwispcherry · 11 months

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memento mori. Are You Close

#unus annus #im a day late #memento mori #memento vivere #markiplier #crankgameplays #pee sauna #pee soda #do not PEE in our BRITTA FILTER mark #dont tell amy #the gongoozler #the mermer

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bigdickdaddysatan · 1 year

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Unus annus has been dead for almost 3 years now? but the more time that passes the more I start to think maybe it's a good thing some of the videos are gone forever because do we really need the ability to watch them drink carbonated mayonnaise or pee AGAIN?

#crankgameplays #ethan nestor #unus annus #markiplier #mark fischbach #Pee soda

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motionlussyinwhussy · 2 years

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It’s too bad the Unus Annus is gone, he coulda been introduced to pee sauna lmfao 🤪

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princesspottypantss · 3 months

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uuuuuhmmmmm

#omorashi #ariella's piccies!#princess potty pants #bladder control #bladder holding #live hold #bladder desperation #potty pants #desperate to pee #potty #omo #female omorashi #omo accident #i had 60 oz of water and soda in me i could Not hold it #i have the video too #aaaaaaa

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reverieaudios · 4 months

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I'm in the uncomfortable position of wondering if I should ask my former housemate why the carpet in her room reeks of pee. Specifically human pee. This is not dog pee. Human pee. In multiple spots. So much pee.

#I used to work in healthcare I know what human pee smells like and this is human pee #baking soda and carpet shampoo vac don't fail me now #whoever is writing my story needs to stop putting me into Situations this is getting ridiculous was the cancer not enough drama for you

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ithinkivegoneferal · 12 days

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what

#outsiders book #outsiders #the outsiders #the outsiders musical #musical theatre #the outsiders book #outsiders musical #the outsiders movie #outsiders movie #soda x SpongeBob apparently #WHY #pee pee #poo #:3 #fart #silly #what

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mymelodyisme · 3 months

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Phone dying goodbye cruel world

#I’m at the doctors for my swollen cheek 😷#melifails #SIGHHHHH I’m bored #and lowkey gotta pee #also I spilled soda in my car #so I’m just imagining what the heat is going to do to it #🥱 if I zone out I’m gonna think of a not so heavenly shane post I read #Asdfghjkl let’s just say he was trying something different #oh btw I posted a video of me singing idk ignore it maybe 😭 I’m shy #😐 1% okay bye

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hugespace · 1 year

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dumbasses (affectionate)

#gmm 2403 #rhett and link #silly #it's so funny to me how weird they get about eating/drinking from the same side sometimes #gentlemen you once drank each other's pee #i think you'll be fine using the same glass to drink soda lol

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shitpostroundhouse · 3 months

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Rub onions on your feet! And other amazing bullshit life-hacks!

What happens if you pour salt down your drain? What happens when you put rice in your washing machine? What happens if you pour seltzer in the toilet? What happens if you throw beans at the wall? What happens when you leave baloney in the microwave? What happens when you put an entire meatloaf in the recycling bin? What happens if you drink a gallon of vinegar? What happens when you put a salamander in your pants?

Mostly nothing!

Except if you drink a gallon of vinegar, you fucking die! Or go deaf for a year, I can't remember... And if you do that last one in Illinois, you get arrested for unlawful discharge of an unregistered firearm. This is due to a series of typos going back to the "Magma" Carta of 1512.

Bread clips? LOVE 'EM!

#bread clips #salt #toilet #bacon soda #pee in the sink #hashtag relatable #salamander down your pants #magma #beans #seltzer #washing machine #rice #don't drink that #ice cube burger

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bigdickdaddysatan · 1 year

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The more time that goes on that unus annus has been dead the more I start to think about videos and moments that would absolutely send a pilgrim

The pee videos

Mayonnaise soda

Mark and Ethan literally riding each other like horses

The homemade dog toy with fake teeth

The blood bath but especially when they pour chocolate sauce on their face

The mermer

Melon man

HEEHOO for sure

Cooking with sex toys

Brick soccer

Turning mark into an eboy

Play doh dinner

Ethan throwing a dildo on the ceiling saying "there's nothing to fear but fear itself"

Trying to cook a chicken by slapping it

#crankgameplays #ethan nestor #unus annus #markiplier #mark fischbach #pee sauna #Pee soda

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nsfwitchy2 · 2 months

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I love my manager but I think in her attempts to clean this yoga mat she just like. Ruined it.

#nsfwitchytalks #one of the cats peed on it #so she sprayed it with fabuloso #and wanted it to ‘soak’ for a while like that before I rinse it #so I rinsed it last night before I left and hung it to dry #and I came in today #and not only does it STILL smell like cat pee #but the patch where it was sprayed isn’t dry either #it’s still sticky and sudsy #I think the fabuloso just. soaked into it and won’t rinse out.#I tried to put baking soda over it to get rid of the smell #but I think the fabuloso nuetralized it because it only got rid of the smell on the part that wasn’t sprayed

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skeletalheartattack · 1 year

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Favourite personal weapon?

(you CANNOT say battleaxe!)

probably scythe. like i know it's not really good at all for like. combat. but like look at that shit. pretty dope blade while i hold the stick. sooo cool.

#ask #anon #im not sure anything else really compares. i dont honestly think about real life weapons that much really that said.#not without being like. shotgun. or double barreled shotgun. atleast if were restricted to melee combat here.#most games i tend to play shotgun a lot #except tf2 recently where ive been shooting pee darts and donking folks with cannon balls #granted. i range from class to class with no real like... goal? whatever fits the situation and that im confident in.#like i like playing soda popper milk fan o war scout a lot. i like playing pee sniper w/ shahanshah.#for demo i tend to always go loose cannon scottish resistance scottish handshake #scottish resistance cause i like coating a battlefield with stickies and just doing my best to detonate them when i think its important to #fucking hate sticky spamming btw. valve had the right idea nerfing that shit when they did. yknow. before they reverted it.#those things should be doing 60 damage when spammed... and like can do 144 after like a second or two or whatever #that way it punishes spamming and rewards using them as traps #but then the people who have sticky stranges would get mad or whatever. idk. its weird to me that valve reverted the nerf somewhat #it does a lot of damage and you dont gotta even hit the enemy directly with the projectile. so its an easy weapon.#idk.#for heavy i dont have a real loadout im happy with. i tend to go brass beast family business and eviction notice #ik tomislav is like the best overall minigun but. idk.#eviction notice really sucks but once someones pestering me up close i really like to chase them down while punching them #since most of the 9 classes cant get out of range. ive managed to do it a bunch despite how much i dont like the weapon.#like. i wish it didnt have the max health drain. id prefer if like. i couldnt be overhealed if i had them equipped.#the slight speed increase is. okay. paired with the increase in speed when hitting a player.#though if it was simplified. id add those two stats together for the on hit attribute.#so like... less damage. faster swing speed. faster movement when hitting an enemy for a second. and no overheal when equipped.#instead of it just being a weirder worse gru.#that way its just about punishing players who get too close. and makes you weaker if youve got a medic. since you cant be overhealed.#soldier... i just use rocket launcher/black box panic attack and whip. nothing really unique about my playstyle with him.#engineer. panic attack pistol gunslinger or jag.#im no good with the widowmaker and i like having 6 shots so id rather not use the frontier justice.#anyway im at the tag limit. thank you for the ask anon!!!

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xxs0d4p0pxx · 6 months

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Blend a pizza and drink it

DUDE ITS BEEN LIKE TWO MINUTES SINCE I POSTED THAT WHERE DID YOU COME FROM

#water(?)says #LIKE WHERE DID YOU COME FROM #AND WHY WERE YOU PREPARED #IM PEEING MYSELF #LMFAOOOOOO #jrwi soda

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hanabeeri · 10 months

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okay i dont drink anymore but i feel like singing metal gear songs would be so much fun after some cocktails ahaha

#i wont drink though #my poor liver #never again 💀#also the last time i had a caipirinha in a hookah bar i almost threw up because the guy barely put any lime and soda in it was straight up #cachaca with some ice #NOT EVEN CANE SUGAR can you believe #which you know.. is not the worst thing that you could drink but then again after that one time i tested my limits on accident after drinki #g half a bottle of vodka on an empty stomach then trying to eat bread to cushion the effects but it not working it really is the worst thin #for me ahahaha #the entire world spun that night and my head spun with it. i was laying on a soft and big bed and had to hold on for dear life because the #pinning didnt stop. during the night i had to pee but the toilet was occupied by my friends bf who fell asleep on the toilet. after he woke #up my friend went first and meanwhile i was talking to her bf and he was still drunk and he went 'hanabeeri nooo dont go to bed alone come #cuddle with us' and i had to stop myself from laughing because it was very cute. after my successful trip to the toilet i went to bed.#to this day i get teased by my older siblings about this night. as if they didnt do worse things at a younger age </3

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fernisfat · 11 months

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the audacity of me to be thirsty again when I’ve had so much to drink today already 😩

#literally like 4 liters is soda/water/iced tea/milk and I still need a drink???#of*#fern whispers #also yes I do need to pee really bad shut up lol

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hammity-hammer · 1 year

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the only way eddie munson drinks any liquid in his person his when he has a 32oz bottle of water with a straw and he sits somewhere with the straw in his mouth & a book in his hand

he has to piss like 10x a day at work if it's slow because he'll just sit there downing water because it's easy and appeases the little monster in his brain that craves stimulation

#eddie munson hc #i have had to pee like 4x in the last twi hours #bc i have been downing a soda too fast

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