#penguin plague

[yeetmysweetmeat]

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[iateaslinky]

what is this type of image called also god this took a while :(

[amicus-noctis]

“The sea: I didn’t lose myself in it; I found myself in it.” — Albert Camus, Notebooks: 1942-1951

Photo via @ivorygate

[veveisveryuncool]

do yall ever think about he just,,,,,,,walks. on air. 

he is so powerful he doesn’t need trivial things like wings or inhalation. bandee looked at the sky one day and said “take me to the clouds” and then he just. did.

[emi56y]

a plague doctor adopts a penguin

[blackbackedjackal]

I'm not a high-end collector by any means when it comes to signed work, just gotten very lucky finding underpriced pieces, but I am happy to say I have Richard Adams, David Attenborough, and Don Bluth's signatures now :0

[bubbleteapenguin]

THE PLAGUE’S SICK DAY

☎️💬🤢🤮🤧🌡💊🦄☕️💕

She’s always sick af lol. But with some nice pink tea and medication she will be okay lol. Have you been social distancing and staying at home as much as possible?

[valentronic]

felt like redesigning the penguin :]

[askhellopenguin]

H E L L O

Do you still live in or near the World Machines? You may be in danger. A plague of nonsentience approaches them.

@jaye-of-the-glen

The world machines? I’m not sure what that means. Although we’ve heard the plague bit before.

TO REITERATE, THE SIMPLE FACT THAT A PLAGUE OF THIS SORT DOES NOT EXIST WITHIN MY DATABASE MEANS THAT IT DOES NOT, AND WILL NOT EXIST.

Well Future Robot, I remember one time where there was a plague. It was something called the living white, and it was really scary. I ended up getting sick with it, but I didn’t actually get sick because I can’t get sick. I ended up telling everyone that I got sick so I wouldn’t have to go to school, but then I DID get sick somehow, and it was strange. I ended up throwing up all over the house so much. Or that’s what I told people when I accidentally sneezed and set my house on fire.

WHAT THE FUCK

[pastafossa]

But PASTA what are we gonna do without Pasta content for a weeeek :(

this is a joke pls enjoy your camp

but it isn’t at the same time we will miss u

okay it’s a joke tho srs enjoy your camp

I'm going to miss you guys too! If it helps I'm going to talk to my teacher about carving a penguin while I'm there! I've made a lot of animals so far but if I can do penguins, that'd be AWESOME. And if they're easy or even just moderate work I can occasionally do TRT PENGUIN RAFFLES so someone can own a legit TRT penguin! 🐧🐧🐧😂

[crittercreations]

Day 25: Penguin

Not sure why I went for a French Revolution look, maybe I was thinking of Empoleon..

But I like it either way! Happy with the design and pose.

[plagueofskeletons]

he actually got his penguin~~ 🥺🥺😭😭

[anton-constantin]

good morning sunshine

[kisssheart]

owi ouuuu owi ouch ouch oww owwie ahhah ouuww aruuyu owwww uchhh i squawk,, bed ridfne in my ibgloo i gently suction ur cheek with ku flipper carefu to leavaf brusi ng to marfk what was once mine. i ask

where did we go so so wrong befre chuckling stopping before an acute pain stabs my big beautiful belly , i briefly make eye contact hiding behind my long sheet of one big emo bang before giving out one big depressing sigqh to make u feel bad,, i wrap my flippers around my engorgewd bellfy ,, and without making eye contkt i say their name ,, the name would’ve been denial cincinaati,,,, wolfgang denial cincinattiew ,, am gonna give it up tew god bbaby i say while slowing losing strength in my right flipper

i flip my one big bbaby bang and our eyes meet , my baby blue beautiful orbs peer into the deepest part of your soul we both know i don’t have much time , we lean into kiss but before you can think,, i spit in your face before calling you a slur just as my eyes turn milky and grey with a smile strewn acrods my face

a full vape cart is by the bedsdie , what do you do

[emi56y]

Rodolfo and I wish you a happy 2024

[anissapierce]

When someone w a shittly made storebought costume wins over someone w something that looks handmade....