#perry the platypus in a fez

[assistantcommanderalisha]

Heya guys! I’m back with another post! But this one is about Fez Perry! If you guys wanna ask Perry and his siblings questions, I’m deciding to make posts about Perry and Sibs so you could get to know them before asking them questions! Finally we have the semi aquatic egg laying mammal of action in fez, the Fez Boi himself, Fez Perry the Fez Platypus aka Agent FezP!

Name: Fez Perry

Gender: Male He/him/his

Age: 12(currently in 2023)

Physical Appearance: Fez Perry is a greenish teal male platypus with yellow tinged tangerine webbing only on his back feet(odd traits that platypuses outside of Danville don’t have) He also has three black hairs on his head, a low long salmon orange beaver tail, deep dark brown eyes in an unnatural walleyed position making him look mindlessly stupid and derpy as a pet, and a duck bill that matches his webbing color. Under his fur, he wears the amulet of Juatchadoon, a siren pendant, and he mainly wears a fez on his head as Agent FezP. FezP also wears a fedora on his head but he wears it on underneath of his fez. Around his arm, he wears a light teal turtle bracelet which is his miraculous in camouflage mode.

Height: 2 feet (60.96 cm)

Nemesis/Enemies: Dr Doofenshimirtz, Rodney, L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N., Dennis the Bunny, and Professor Parenthesis

Friends/Allies: Doof, Phineas, Ferb, Candace, Major Monogram, Carl, Monty Monogram, Lyla Lolliberry, Stacey Hirano, Milo Murphy, Diogee, Balthazar Cavendish, Vinnie Dakota, Melissa Chase, Zack Underwood, Ortan Mahlson, Pinky the Chihuahua, the other agents, Perry, Groucho Perry, Fedora Perry, Female Perry, Bunka da Bunkaquan, Parable the Dragon-pus, Master Perry, Rebel Perry the Rebel-pus, Perry the Platyborg, Sweary the Swan, Perry 2(cousin), Peggy, Ricardo, Penny/Phyllian, Whitney, Mishti, Dairry, Emily, Rose, Amy, Nelson(evil cousin), Pansy(mom), Percy(dad), Kyra(lover and love interest), his backup dancers/dancing trope, and Wayzz(kwami)

Family: Perry(brother), Groucho Perry(brother), Fedora Perry(sister), Female Perry(sister), Kelly(sister), Bunka da Bunkaquan(brother), Parable the Dragon-pus(brother), Master Perry(brother), Rebel Perry the Rebel-pus(brother), Perry the Platyborg(brother), Sweary the Swan(brother), Perry 2(cousin), Peggy(cousin), Ricardo(cousin), Penny/Phyllian(sister), Whitney(sister), Mishti(sister), Dairry(sister), Emily(sister), Rose(sister), Amy(sister), Nelson(evil cousin), Pansy(mom), and Percy(dad)

Nationality/Species: Australian(native to) American(domesticated in) , Male Platypus, half dream demon, and half siren

Born: January 21st 2011

Occupation: Top Secret agent of The OWCA, Household pet, Top watchdog spy of the Hater Empire, Leader of the Watchdog Spies, Lieutenant General of the Hater Empire, and holder of the turtle miraculous

Affiliations: The O.W.C.A.(Organization Without A Cool Acronym), The S.O.K.W.C.A.(Secret Order Of The Knights Without A Cool Acronym) Flynn Fletcher Family, and the Hater Empire

Hometown: Danville

Boss: Major Monogram

Owners: Phineas and Ferb

First Appearance: Phineas and Ferb and The Temple of Juatchadoon

Alinement: Good(in PaF) and Evil(In WOY)

Likes: Being very sassy, showing himself off, wearing a fez, being manipulative, hanging out with my brothers and sisters, making dramatic entrances with his backup dancers, dancing, music, my theme song “Perry in a Fez”, and Favorite Songs: What’s My Name by China Anne McClain and Perry in a Fez

Dislikes: Wearing my fedora under my fez, being questioned about my fez, and why he’s not in Egypt

Miraculous: Turtle Miraculous

Kwami: Wayzz

Hero Persona: CaraFezPerry

Villain Persona: ShellShockFezPerry

Powers/Abilities: Shell-Ter and Protection(as CaraFez), Apportion, Clairvoyance, Cross-Dimension Awareness, Illusion manipulation, Intangibility, Innate Capability, Nigh Omnipotence, Laser Manipulation, Levitation, Molecular Manipulation, Nightmare/Dream Manipulation, Nightmare/Dream Inducement, Possession, Pyrokinesis, Size Shifting, Telekinesis, Telepathy, and Mind Reading(as a half dream demon) enchanted singing voice which allows to manipulate or control others’ actions with its compelling tones. The more of the negative energy he consumes, the stronger his voices becomes, and the farther he could spread his good magic(as half siren but uses it for good)

What his speaking voice sounds like: Very cool, very calm, very collected, and he has a Sassy accent.

Status: Active and immortal

Voiced by/Speaking and Chattering Voice: Dee Bradley Baker

Singing Voice: China Anne McClain

Personality: He can be best defined as “The Sassy Bossy Flirty Dramatic Entertainment" younger brother to Perry. He kinda has same aspects as Perry, but the difference is that he is mostly sassy, bossy, dramatic, and entertainment. This is seen from the fact that he brought backup dancers to a long-lost temple and when he was dancing. He also seems loyal enough to wear a fez even though he wasn't in Egypt. He does have a difficult relationship with Perry but sometimes they get along with the rest of his brothers and sisters. As Agent FezP, he is proud of his abilities as a fez platypus and wants to prove himself to Perry that he can be a good secret agent for the O.W.C.A. As a dream demon, he can be manipulative and he is always sassy in order to get what he wants. When he’s making a deal with someone, his greenish teal hand starts burning with light teal flames. As a siren, he plays with someone’s emotions and he’s ready to show off his singing voice and feeds on the positivity around him.

[kendallsroyco]

Not him with the fez giving Perry the Platypus energy 🤣

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[thedailyplatypics]

One of those Pnf Polls, but with the most reasonable answers

[dwampyverse-tournaments]

Okay, time for some propoganda. Vote for PERRY THE PLATYPUS Ain't Got Rhythm is good, don't get me wrong, but it pales in comparison to Perry the Platypus.

Perry the Platypus is bombastic, fun, and just generally epic. It is SO recognizeable, and the vocal performance is amazing. The music alone is incredible, the vocals alone are incredible, but put them together and you have an absolute masterpiece.

Every single line of the song is iconic, clever, and/or educational.

Educational bits: "semi-aquatic, egg laying mammal," "furry little flatfoot," "a beaver tail and a bill," "1940s fedora," "his fur is watertight"

My favorite line personally is the first one: "He's a semi aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action," but a close second is "he's got an iron will, nerves of steel, and several other metal-themed attributes"

Aside from maybe Quirky Worky, Perry's theme is probably the most "redone" song. There are so many versions where it's slowed down or sped up or parodied or whatever. The "Phineas and Ferb" bit in Ready for the Bettys, "Doofy Doofy Doofy Doofenshmirtz," "Perry the Teenage Girl," "Perry the Platypus (in a Fez!)" Just the words "Dooby dooby doo bah" make me sing the entire song in my head. No other song has such power, not even Gitchee Gitchee Goo.

Ain't Got Rhythm is good, but Perry the Platypus is far more iconic and important to the show as a whole.

VOTE FOR PERRY!!!

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[cool-hat-bracket]

Are we just voting for perry the platypus

Or does that option include perry the platypus in a fez?

initially I only had just Perry with his usual hat in mind but I guess fez Perry can also count under the Perry’s hat umbrella

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104 Days of Phineas and Ferb GIFs: Day 81

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[mysteriesofmilo]

Phineas and Ferb songs tournament, season 3 round 2!!

Wow. We received almost as many votes in the last 8 hours as we did the previous 3 days. And best of all, there are no more ties! Here are the results:

Hole in My Heart nearly shut out He's Doof 23-1 (95.8%)

What Is This Thing? beat Awesome Awesome Awesome 17-9 (65.4%)

Livin' In An Ant Society beat Were-Cow 18-9 (66.7%)

The Ballads of Paul beat Swap Meet 17-8 (68%)

Horse in a Bookcase beat Great To Be a Baby 17-11 (60.7%)

In the matchup that was tied last night, Subterranean Crocodile Apprehension Expedition barely edged He's Major Monogram 14-13 (51.9%)

I'm Handsome beat Buildin' a Supercomputer 19-8 (70.4%)

Lunar Taste Sensation beat Heck of a Day 20-6 (76.9%)

Brand New Reality beat Won't Keep Us Apart 24-4 (85.7%)

Aerial Area Rug beat Snacks 19-7 (73.1%)

Livin' With Monkeys beat Highly Unconventional Vehicle 16-11 (59.3%)

Give Up beat Big Brain 17-10 (63%)

Just the Two of Us beat Questing Song 19-7 (73.1%)

Robot Riot beat When You Travel Through Dimensions 24-4 (85.7%)

Frenemies beat That's the Norm 18-8 (69.2%)

Don't Look Down beat Epic Monster Battle 17-8 (68%)

Blueprints beat Lies 15-12 (55.6%)

Meatloaf beat the Vampire Song 18-9 (66.7%)

A Real Boy beat Non-Reaction 25-3 (89.3%)

Sunshine and Bubble Gum beat Do the Moan 22-4 (84.6%)

Dance Baby beat On the Savannah 22-4 (84.6%)

Drusselstein Driving Test Waltz beat I Walk Away 22-5 (81.5%)

Tour de Ferb beat Mallet in the Morning 24-3 (88.9%)

Run Candace Run! beat We're Going to War 15-12 (55.6%)

Evil Tonight beat Eating Cereal Looks Like This 19-7 (73.1%)

Jetpack Volleyball beat Not as Much 19-6 (76%)

Kick it Up a Notch beat Home On the Road 18-8 (69.2%)

Now here are the round 2 matchups!

Double Dutch vs Hole in My Heart

Runnin' From Love (in a Bear Suit) vs We Wish You a Merry Christmas

We Are the Moms vs What Is This Thing?

Takin' Care of Things vs Livin' In an Ant Society

Breakin' Out vs The Ballads of Paul

Perry-Tronic vs Horse in a Bookcase

Ferb vs Subterranean Crocodile Apprehension Expedition

Everything's Better With Perry vs Handsome

Evil For Extra Credit vs Lunar Taste Sensation

Football X-7 vs The Shark of Danville Harbor

Ferb Latin vs Brand New Reality

Monogram This Old Man vs Aerial Area Rug

Deep Into Your Mind vs Livin' With Monkeys

Weaponry vs Be a Squirrel

Bust Is in the Bag vs Give Up

Lady Song vs Just the Two of Us

Zubadaya vs Robot Riot

Set the Record Straight vs Let It Snow

Funhouse vs Frenemies

Victory Gum vs Don't Look Down

Skiddley Whiffers vs Blueprints

Platypus Fight vs Meatloaf

Nostrils On the Bus vs A Real Boy

The Way of the Platypus vs Sunshine and Bubble Gum

Perry's Hat vs Dance Baby

Brand New Best Friend vs Whalemingo

Perry in a Fez vs Drusselstein Driving Test Waltz

Half a Day vs Tour de Ferb

Cheesetopia vs Run Candace Run!

Shot In the Butt With a Dart vs Evil Tonight

Good King Wenceslas vs Jetpack Volleyball

Summer (Where Do We Begin?) vs Kick It Up a Notch

Friendly reminder that this bracket was RANDOMIZED, and as such, I apologize for any matchups you may not like.

Click here to vote,

here to view the bracket,

and here to view the wiki!

EDIT: Just realized that I forgot to set an end date again. I will be on vacation this weekend, so I'm giving you until at least Sunday the 24th. Probably Monday the 25th.

[themurphyzone]

Hunger Games Simulator: Perry and Doofenshmirtz Showdown-Part 1 The Participants

Ok so I have no idea how to make images appear in the actual simulator so Part 1 will just be a list of the competitors. 

Part 2: The Competition Day 1

Part 3: Night 1, The Feast, and Day 2

Part 4: End of Competition

District 1: Perry and Doof Prime 

District 2: Platyborg and Doof 2nd Dimension 

District 3: Bunka da Bunkaquan and Doofengung (Tri Stone Area)

District 4: Parable the Dragonpus and Malifishmirtz (Excaliferb) 

District 5: Master Perry and Doofus Khan (Doof Dynasty) 

District 6: Perry in a Fez 1914 and Doof 1914 (Temple of Juatchadoon) 

District 7: Perry the Rebelpus and Heinz Darthenshmirtz (Star Wars) 

District 8: Sweary the Swan and Professor von Doof (Steampunx) 

District 9: Platypus Monster and Jekyll Doofenshmirtz (Monster of Phineas and Ferbenstein) 

District 10: Perry the Inaction Figure and Doof Doll

District 11: Baby Perry and Child Heinz

District 12: Perry the Butler and Monster Heinz

[nakamurareia]

God phineas and ferb was such a legendary show like that episode where major monocle was like “wait you’re not wearing your fez go to the fez dispenser” and then perry fucking goes to the fez dispenser, which looks like a pez dispenser, then fucking gets a fez? Legendary. Then later Perry has An Entrance with that song, wow I love perry, and at the end ferb’s like, “a platypus saving us isn’t weird because mysterious ways of the world, but why tf was he wearing a fez?” Legendary. Anyway yeah Perry’s the best.

[assistantcommanderalisha]

Heya guys! I’m back at it again with another post! But this one in particular is about my YouTube channel! On my YouTube channel, I make videos about Perry and his siblings(my Perry OCs), Commander Peepers, and on occasions, myself(watchdog me who is my watchdog oc who is actually me as watchdog based on me irl). On occasions, I also make cameo appearances of other characters like Bill Cipher and Swiper the Fox. I’ve been making these videos since June 2019 all the way up til now! I would deeply appreciate it if you guys would check out my channel cuz it would mean a lot to me. I do also take requests so if you guys on tumblr have any suggestions on what song I should use for my channel and who should sing, plz let me know in the comments below my videos! HOWEVER, I will NOT take kindly to dumbass bots mainly because of their naked websites and pornography cuz I FREAKING HATE IT! Bots on tumblr, LEAVE ME THE FRICK ALONE AND STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!! So yeah. If you guys want to check out my channel, here is the link! Also if you guys have any questions about me and if you want to ask Perry and his sibs questions, plz let me know by asking them on my page! I made posts for the main Perry 5 so you can get to know them before asking them and myself questions! But most importantly, plz follow the guidelines and the rules of my channel!

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High School of the Damned

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by Hillbilly_Leprechaun

It's high school for those with damned families and relationships. Will everyone survive the oftentimes terrifying, damned perils of high school - the teachers, the magic, the gangs, the drugs, the loves?

Words: 5570, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Multi-Fandom

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Phil Lester, Dan Howell, Ryan Evans, Troy Bolton, Norville "Shaggy" Rogers, Kurt Hummel, Oswald Cobblepot, Lucifer Morningstar, Beast Boy, Raven, Toby Curtis, Happy Quinn, Olivia Charity, Lem Bridger, Zak (Dragon Tales), Cassie (Dragon Tales), Buford Orville Gaylord Pugh, Jacob Two-Two - Character, Steve Burns, Fez (That '70s Show), Jackie Burkhart, Aldo (Sitting Ducks), Bill (Sitting Ducks), Maurice "Twister" Rodriguez, Reggie Rocket, Winnie Wolf, Lilly Truscott, Miss BG, Brittany-Ann, Nergal Junior

Relationships: Dan Howell/Phil Lester, Carl Foutley/Blake Gripling, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Belle/Rumplestiltskin | Mr. Gold, King Julien XIII/Skipper, Cupid/Juandissimo Magnifico, Jo Polniaczek/Blair Warner, Oswald Cobblepot/Edward Nygma, Troy Bolton/Ryan Evans, Maddie Fitzpatrick/London Tipton, Susie Carmichael/Angelica Pickles, Carlton Lassiter/Shawn Spencer, Becky "WordGirl" Botsford/Theodore "Tobey" McCallister III, Dora the Explorer/Swiper the Fox, Jimmy Neutron/Cindy Vortex, Danny Fenton/Sam Manson, Matt McGuire/Missy Cooper, Blaine Anderson/Kurt Hummel, Arnold/Helga Pataki, Edd "Double D"/Kevin, Wallabee Beetles/Kuki Sanban, Heinz Doofenshmirtz/Perry the Platypus, Kim Possible/Shego, Brian Griffin/Stewie Griffin, Strut/Clutch | Turbo Dogs, Spongebob Squarepants/Squidward Tentacles, Too-Tall Grizzly/Lizzy Bruin, Willow Rosenberg/Buffy Summers, Jeanette Miller/Simon Seville, Stephanie Tanner/Kimberly "Kimmy" Gibbler, Greg House/James Wilson, Tickety Tock/Slippery Soap, Timothy McGee/Abby Sciuto, Dean Craig Pelton/Jeff Winger, Bugs Bunny/Daffy Duck, Bert/Ernie (Sesame Street), Auggie Anderson/Annie Walker, Jack McFarland/Will Truman, Mr. Humphries/Mr. Lucas (Are You Being Served), Chandler Bing/Joey Tribbiani, Freddie Benson/Sam Puckett, Ace D. Copular/Snake Ingleberry, Zack Addy/Lance Sweets, Cat Valentine/Jade West, Jude Lizowski/Jonesy Garcia, Duckie Dale/Andie Walsh, Patrick Jane/Teresa Lisbon, Dale "Barbie" Barbara/James Rennie Jr, Peter Neidermayer/Val Valentine, Lucas Wahl/Henry Morgan, Zuko/Toph, Freddy/Peck, Delete/Digit (Cyberchase)

Additional Tags: multifandom pairings, animals turned human, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Gang Violence, Drag Queens, Partial Magic, Alternate Universe - High School

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High School of the Damned

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by Hillbilly_Leprechaun

It's high school for those with damned families and relationships. Will everyone survive the oftentimes terrifying, damned perils of high school - the teachers, the magic, the gangs, the drugs, the loves?

Words: 5570, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Multi-Fandom

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Phil Lester, Dan Howell, Ryan Evans, Troy Bolton, Norville "Shaggy" Rogers, Kurt Hummel, Oswald Cobblepot, Lucifer Morningstar, Beast Boy, Raven, Toby Curtis, Happy Quinn, Olivia Charity, Lem Bridger, Zak (Dragon Tales), Cassie (Dragon Tales), Buford Orville Gaylord Pugh, Jacob Two-Two - Character, Steve Burns, Fez (That '70s Show), Jackie Burkhart, Aldo (Sitting Ducks), Bill (Sitting Ducks), Maurice "Twister" Rodriguez, Reggie Rocket, Winnie Wolf, Lilly Truscott, Miss BG, Brittany-Ann, Nergal Junior

Relationships: Dan Howell/Phil Lester, Carl Foutley/Blake Gripling, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Belle/Rumplestiltskin | Mr. Gold, King Julien XIII/Skipper, Cupid/Juandissimo Magnifico, Jo Polniaczek/Blair Warner, Oswald Cobblepot/Edward Nygma, Troy Bolton/Ryan Evans, Maddie Fitzpatrick/London Tipton, Susie Carmichael/Angelica Pickles, Carlton Lassiter/Shawn Spencer, Becky "WordGirl" Botsford/Theodore "Tobey" McCallister III, Dora the Explorer/Swiper the Fox, Jimmy Neutron/Cindy Vortex, Danny Fenton/Sam Manson, Matt McGuire/Missy Cooper, Blaine Anderson/Kurt Hummel, Arnold/Helga Pataki, Edd "Double D"/Kevin, Wallabee Beetles/Kuki Sanban, Heinz Doofenshmirtz/Perry the Platypus, Kim Possible/Shego, Brian Griffin/Stewie Griffin, Strut/Clutch | Turbo Dogs, Spongebob Squarepants/Squidward Tentacles, Too-Tall Grizzly/Lizzy Bruin, Willow Rosenberg/Buffy Summers, Jeanette Miller/Simon Seville, Stephanie Tanner/Kimberly "Kimmy" Gibbler, Greg House/James Wilson, Tickety Tock/Slippery Soap, Timothy McGee/Abby Sciuto, Dean Craig Pelton/Jeff Winger, Bugs Bunny/Daffy Duck, Bert/Ernie (Sesame Street), Auggie Anderson/Annie Walker, Jack McFarland/Will Truman, Mr. Humphries/Mr. Lucas (Are You Being Served), Chandler Bing/Joey Tribbiani, Freddie Benson/Sam Puckett, Ace D. Copular/Snake Ingleberry, Zack Addy/Lance Sweets, Cat Valentine/Jade West, Jude Lizowski/Jonesy Garcia, Duckie Dale/Andie Walsh, Patrick Jane/Teresa Lisbon, Dale "Barbie" Barbara/James Rennie Jr, Peter Neidermayer/Val Valentine, Lucas Wahl/Henry Morgan, Zuko/Toph, Freddy/Peck, Delete/Digit (Cyberchase)

Additional Tags: multifandom pairings, animals turned human, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Gang Violence, Drag Queens, Partial Magic, Alternate Universe - High School

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High School of the Damned

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by Hillbilly_Leprechaun

It's high school for those with damned families and relationships. Will everyone survive the oftentimes terrifying, damned perils of high school - the teachers, the magic, the gangs, the drugs, the loves?

Words: 5570, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Multi-Fandom

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Phil Lester, Dan Howell, Ryan Evans, Troy Bolton, Norville "Shaggy" Rogers, Kurt Hummel, Oswald Cobblepot, Lucifer Morningstar, Beast Boy, Raven, Toby Curtis, Happy Quinn, Olivia Charity, Lem Bridger, Zak (Dragon Tales), Cassie (Dragon Tales), Buford Orville Gaylord Pugh, Jacob Two-Two - Character, Steve Burns, Fez (That '70s Show), Jackie Burkhart, Aldo (Sitting Ducks), Bill (Sitting Ducks), Maurice "Twister" Rodriguez, Reggie Rocket, Winnie Wolf, Lilly Truscott, Miss BG, Brittany-Ann, Nergal Junior

Relationships: Dan Howell/Phil Lester, Carl Foutley/Blake Gripling, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Belle/Rumplestiltskin | Mr. Gold, King Julien XIII/Skipper, Cupid/Juandissimo Magnifico, Jo Polniaczek/Blair Warner, Oswald Cobblepot/Edward Nygma, Troy Bolton/Ryan Evans, Maddie Fitzpatrick/London Tipton, Susie Carmichael/Angelica Pickles, Carlton Lassiter/Shawn Spencer, Becky "WordGirl" Botsford/Theodore "Tobey" McCallister III, Dora the Explorer/Swiper the Fox, Jimmy Neutron/Cindy Vortex, Danny Fenton/Sam Manson, Matt McGuire/Missy Cooper, Blaine Anderson/Kurt Hummel, Arnold/Helga Pataki, Edd "Double D"/Kevin, Wallabee Beetles/Kuki Sanban, Heinz Doofenshmirtz/Perry the Platypus, Kim Possible/Shego, Brian Griffin/Stewie Griffin, Strut/Clutch | Turbo Dogs, Spongebob Squarepants/Squidward Tentacles, Too-Tall Grizzly/Lizzy Bruin, Willow Rosenberg/Buffy Summers, Jeanette Miller/Simon Seville, Stephanie Tanner/Kimberly "Kimmy" Gibbler, Greg House/James Wilson, Tickety Tock/Slippery Soap, Timothy McGee/Abby Sciuto, Dean Craig Pelton/Jeff Winger, Bugs Bunny/Daffy Duck, Bert/Ernie (Sesame Street), Auggie Anderson/Annie Walker, Jack McFarland/Will Truman, Mr. Humphries/Mr. Lucas (Are You Being Served), Chandler Bing/Joey Tribbiani, Freddie Benson/Sam Puckett, Ace D. Copular/Snake Ingleberry, Zack Addy/Lance Sweets, Cat Valentine/Jade West, Jude Lizowski/Jonesy Garcia, Duckie Dale/Andie Walsh, Patrick Jane/Teresa Lisbon, Dale "Barbie" Barbara/James Rennie Jr, Peter Neidermayer/Val Valentine, Lucas Wahl/Henry Morgan, Zuko/Toph, Freddy/Peck, Delete/Digit (Cyberchase)

Additional Tags: multifandom pairings, animals turned human, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Gang Violence, Drag Queens, Partial Magic, Alternate Universe - High School

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High School of the Damned

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by Hillbilly_Leprechaun

It's high school for those with damned families and relationships. Will everyone survive the oftentimes terrifying, damned perils of high school - the teachers, the magic, the gangs, the drugs, the loves?

Words: 5570, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Multi-Fandom

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Phil Lester, Dan Howell, Ryan Evans, Troy Bolton, Norville "Shaggy" Rogers, Kurt Hummel, Oswald Cobblepot, Lucifer Morningstar, Beast Boy, Raven, Toby Curtis, Happy Quinn, Olivia Charity, Lem Bridger, Zak (Dragon Tales), Cassie (Dragon Tales), Buford Orville Gaylord Pugh, Jacob Two-Two - Character, Steve Burns, Fez (That '70s Show), Jackie Burkhart, Aldo (Sitting Ducks), Bill (Sitting Ducks), Maurice "Twister" Rodriguez, Reggie Rocket, Winnie Wolf, Lilly Truscott, Miss BG, Brittany-Ann, Nergal Junior

Relationships: Dan Howell/Phil Lester, Carl Foutley/Blake Gripling, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Belle/Rumplestiltskin | Mr. Gold, King Julien XIII/Skipper, Cupid/Juandissimo Magnifico, Jo Polniaczek/Blair Warner, Oswald Cobblepot/Edward Nygma, Troy Bolton/Ryan Evans, Maddie Fitzpatrick/London Tipton, Susie Carmichael/Angelica Pickles, Carlton Lassiter/Shawn Spencer, Becky "WordGirl" Botsford/Theodore "Tobey" McCallister III, Dora the Explorer/Swiper the Fox, Jimmy Neutron/Cindy Vortex, Danny Fenton/Sam Manson, Matt McGuire/Missy Cooper, Blaine Anderson/Kurt Hummel, Arnold/Helga Pataki, Edd "Double D"/Kevin, Wallabee Beetles/Kuki Sanban, Heinz Doofenshmirtz/Perry the Platypus, Kim Possible/Shego, Brian Griffin/Stewie Griffin, Strut/Clutch | Turbo Dogs, Spongebob Squarepants/Squidward Tentacles, Too-Tall Grizzly/Lizzy Bruin, Willow Rosenberg/Buffy Summers, Jeanette Miller/Simon Seville, Stephanie Tanner/Kimberly "Kimmy" Gibbler, Greg House/James Wilson, Tickety Tock/Slippery Soap, Timothy McGee/Abby Sciuto, Dean Craig Pelton/Jeff Winger, Bugs Bunny/Daffy Duck, Bert/Ernie (Sesame Street), Auggie Anderson/Annie Walker, Jack McFarland/Will Truman, Mr. Humphries/Mr. Lucas (Are You Being Served), Chandler Bing/Joey Tribbiani, Freddie Benson/Sam Puckett, Ace D. Copular/Snake Ingleberry, Zack Addy/Lance Sweets, Cat Valentine/Jade West, Jude Lizowski/Jonesy Garcia, Duckie Dale/Andie Walsh, Patrick Jane/Teresa Lisbon, Dale "Barbie" Barbara/James Rennie Jr, Peter Neidermayer/Val Valentine, Lucas Wahl/Henry Morgan, Zuko/Toph, Freddy/Peck, Delete/Digit (Cyberchase)

Additional Tags: multifandom pairings, animals turned human, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Gang Violence, Drag Queens, Partial Magic, Alternate Universe - High School

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[lockezero]

This is what happens when I let my mind wander at work. It came back with this!