#pftt.

[vampirebbakshi]

What if I brought blood bags with me and just give the vampire those in exchange for being turned?

1. Where are you gonna get your blood bags from? I doubt you have the ability to just take them from the hospital like me or any other Vampire in the organisation do.

2. Having more blood on you whilst in the Wine Market and Red District is gonna draw more attention to ya buddy. No.

3. Not all Vamps drink from blood bags. It's still about 50/50 who don't drain humans completely.

4. Why do you want to be a vampire so bad.

5. How about no.

[brightside-brigade]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GIVE JACK ATTENTION IF I'M IN THE PIT, HMMM? HMMM STINKY? /silly - clef

I DIDN'T THINK THIS FAR AHEAD AAAAAA

[u3pxx]

commission for @queenychu of a scene from their fic the things we do for gym access! 💪💥

[diamondsheep]

What do you mean >:3 face ?

He got embarrassed bc Sanji keeps annoying him with "not" knowing about that face ( which he does on purpose just to get that same reaction from the Marimo )

[royalarchivist]

Etoiles: Man, it's impossible to not be like, in love. That's the problem.

Ellum: The way you say "In love" is so good. "In love."

Etoiles: In love. OK, making fun of accents? Sorry to be born!

Ellum: NONONONONO—

Etoiles: Sorry to be born in South of France! 🙄😒 Sorry!

Ellum: I just- I just complimented you! I said you sound great! I said you sound great!

Etoiles: OK– [In an English accent] A little piece of paper!

Ellum: That's not what I sound like!

Foolish: [Laughs]

Etoiles: [In an accent] My name is Josh, from Birmingham–

Ellum: That's not- that's not what I sound like!!!

Etoiles: [Still in an accent] Come from Birmingham, my favorite band is the Beatles!

Foolish: [Laughing] Is that your accent?

Etoiles: I love the Beatles! Sergent (?) Pepper! [Laughs]

Ellum: Ok, ok... 😒

Foolish: The Beatles.

Etoiles: Oh, bro...

[cabinetduo]

"I never expected to have to care for anyone other than myself" hits so fucking crazy hard when u think abt how little qtubbo thinks abt his own well being and how much better he was at caring for himself w sunny around. from sleeping on the floor to the couch and all that

[hms-incorrect-quotes]

Mind: So, we find this fucking skull here...

Mind: It has a FULL SET of TEETH,

Mind: And this dumbass goes, "ya think it's a bird?"

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[always-anxious612]

I was sad so my solution was to draw hurt/comfort lol

But hey it’s roceit this time!

[elizakai]

Will it bother you if i ever want to spam like or reblog things ?? Some people hate that from what i’ve heard<

-🪆

whaaaaat :< of course i don’t hate it!!!

I think it’s really cute 🥹🌸 °o .*•.

[shikai-the-storyteller]

I'm so bad at actually remembering to recommend fics I like, but I was just reminded of "You And Me Were Built for Violence" and I wanted to take a moment and recommend it to folks if they haven't had a chance to take a look at it yet! It's a Fuga Impossivel + 2b2t crossover fic where Tazercraft are washed up on 2b2t shortly after their escape from Alcatraz and are found by none other than FitMC. It's got some great Fit/Pac content and some really good Tazercraft content. 10/10 fic! There's only two chapters so far, but they're both very satisfying and well written.

[rabid-mercenary16]

What if twilight sprinkles(my dog) gave you a hug

😔

No

[okkottsus]

that went well, huh 

[u3pxx]

old silly comic that i will most likely never finish bc my art style has changed way too much since last january for me to be able to draw in the old style consistently across all panels

[diamondsheep]

I miss Zoro SO MUCH 💔

[royalarchivist]

Tubbo: I still don't understand why the fck I give a sht about this Egg. I still don't understa– [Laughs]

Tubbo: You lot being like "I would die for Nacho." Btch, if I put a fcking smiley-face on a cardboard box, you'd die for it, shut up!

[cryptiduni]

being a dad is hard.