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Davao MBBS Medical College in the Philippines offers premier medical education Study medicine with English medium courses at Vaagai Educare Start your journey to becoming a doctor today!

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Brokenshire College Philippines: Pioneering Excellence in Education

Dive into the world of academic possibilities at Brokenshire College Philippines, unveiling insights into the fee structure. Begin your journey toward quality international education and a brighter future.

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Navigating Your Medical Journey: The Benefits of Studying MBBS in the Philippines

The pursuit of a medical degree is a noble and challenging path that requires careful consideration when choosing the right destination for your studies. Among the array of options available, the Philippines has emerged as a prominent choice for aspiring medical professionals from around the world. In this blog, we will delve into the myriad advantages of studying MBBS in the Philippines, shedding light on why this Southeast Asian nation has captured the attention of medical aspirants globally.

1. World-Class Medical Education

The Philippines boasts a selection of esteemed medical schools that offer a comprehensive and globally recognized curriculum. These institutions are known for their commitment to providing high-quality education, equipping students with a solid foundation in medical science and practice. With an emphasis on practical training and hands-on experience, MBBS programs in the Philippines prepare students for the challenges of real-world medical practice.

2. English-Medium Instruction

One of the most significant advantages of pursuing MBBS in the Philippines is the instruction in English. As the primary language of communication and instruction, this eliminates the language barrier that many international students often encounter when studying medicine in non-English speaking countries. This ensures that students can focus entirely on mastering their medical studies without struggling to understand the language of instruction.

3. Globally Recognized Curriculum

Medical programs in the Philippines adhere to international standards and are recognized by major medical councils and organizations worldwide. This recognition facilitates the transition of graduates to various countries for further studies, specialized training, or even medical practice. The curriculum's alignment with global medical standards ensures that graduates are well-prepared to excel in their medical careers, regardless of their chosen location.

4. Cultural Diversity and Experience

Studying MBBS in the Philippines provides an opportunity to immerse oneself in a rich and diverse cultural environment. Interacting with peers from various backgrounds not only enhances the educational experience but also fosters cross-cultural understanding and global perspectives—a crucial asset in today's interconnected medical landscape.

5. Clinical Exposure and Training

The Philippines' medical programs prioritize hands-on clinical training, offering students a chance to gain practical experience under the guidance of experienced medical practitioners. This exposure equips students with the skills necessary to diagnose, treat, and manage medical conditions effectively, laying a strong foundation for their medical careers.

6. Affordability

Compared to many Western countries, the cost of studying MBBS in the Philippines is relatively affordable. This makes it an attractive option for students seeking high-quality medical education without the burden of exorbitant tuition fees.

7. Warm and Welcoming Environment

Filipinos are known for their hospitality and friendly nature. As an international student, you'll find a welcoming community that is ready to support and assist you throughout your academic journey. This sense of belonging can significantly ease the transition to a foreign country.

In conclusion, study mbbs in philippines offers a blend of world-class education, practical training, cultural enrichment, and affordability. The country's commitment to producing competent medical professionals, coupled with its emphasis on global standards, makes it a top destination for those aspiring to excel in the medical field. So, if you're ready to embark on a transformative medical journey, the Philippines might just be the perfect place to begin your pursuit of a fulfilling and impactful medical career.

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Study MBBS Abroad at Brokenshire College Philippines

Explore MBBS opportunities at Brokenshire College, Philippines, with MBBS Admission Abroad. Experience top-notch medical education, expert faculty, and state-of-the-art facilities. Learn about Brokenshire College fee structure and embark on your journey to success!

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Why Choose MBBS Study in Philippines?

MBBS or Bachelor of Medicine and Bachelor of Surgery is one of the most sought-after degrees among students in the field of medicine. Studying MBBS in Philippines has become a popular option for students from around the world due to several reasons. In this article, we will explore why studying MBBS in the Philippines can be a great choice for students.

Quality Education

The Philippines is known for offering high-quality education, particularly in the field of medicine. The country has a number of top-notch medical colleges that provide world-class education to students. The curriculum followed in the Philippines is on par with international standards, making it a great option for students who want to study medicine abroad.

Affordable Fees

Studying MBBS in the Philippines is much more affordable compared to other countries like the US, UK, or Australia. The cost of education is low, and the living expenses are also reasonable, making it an attractive option for students who want to pursue their dream of becoming a doctor without breaking the bank. Moreover, scholarships and financial aid options are also available for international students.

English as Medium of Instruction

English is the official language of the Philippines, which makes it easier for international students to communicate and understand their coursework. Students do not need to learn a new language to study medicine in the Philippines, which is an advantage for non-native English speakers. Also, the Philippines is known for its proficiency in the English language, which is a crucial skill in the medical field.

Cultural Diversity

The Philippines is a country known for its cultural diversity. Studying in the Philippines can provide students with a unique opportunity to experience different cultures and meet people from all around the world. This can broaden their perspective and help them develop a global outlook. Moreover, the country's friendly people, warm climate, and beautiful landscapes make it an attractive destination for international students.

Hands-on Clinical Experience

The medical colleges in the Philippines offer hands-on clinical experience to their students. This practical training allows students to gain real-world experience, which is invaluable in the medical field. Students are exposed to a variety of medical conditions and learn how to diagnose and treat patients, giving them an edge over students who only have theoretical knowledge.

In conclusion, studying MBBS in the Philippines can be a great option for students who are looking for quality education at an affordable cost. With English as the medium of instruction, cultural diversity, and hands-on clinical experience, students can gain a global perspective and develop the skills they need to succeed in the medical field. With the availability of scholarships and financial aid options, studying MBBS in the Philippines can be an excellent investment in a student's future.

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Brokenshire College School of Medicine is a top ranking private university placed in Davao City, Philippines. The college was founded in 1954 as a part of the education ministry of the United Church of Christ. They offer graduate packages for Masters degrees in Nursing and Theology, and a School of Medicine. Courses provided at the college are undergraduate applications in Business, Arts and Sciences, and Health Sciences.

Brokenshire College is registered as a non-stock, non-profit instructional Corporation associated with the United Church of Christ withinside the Philippines (UCCP). The scholarships are devoted to offer value-oriented medical training through continuous development and general involvement.

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Best Medical Institute in Philippines for Indian Students!

The Philippines is ranked among the top English education destinations. Philippines has over 30+ MCI-approved medical colleges in the Philippines. To see more medical institutions in Philippines tap on the link below and visit the site.

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Expectations: In Which Diverse Stories Have Extra Criteria

CW: mentions of racism, brutality, colonization, more of a vent post than anything informative

As much as I don’t like it, I feel as though the best way to start this off is to provide context on my own background. I’ll get to why I don’t like it in a moment, so bear with me. I’m a first generation born Filipino American. My parents are from Tarlac (and a DNA test shows that we also have lineage traced back to Northern and Western Philippines as well some Central & Eastern and Southern China), and they raised us in a semi-traditional Filipino fashion. They didn’t teach us the language in fear of us being made fun of by other Americans, but we did grow up eating the food, respecting our elders, and practicing Filipino Catholic traditions that my parents grew up with in their homeland.

Needless to say, the remarks that followed me into my adult life have pulled my resonance with my heritage in every which way. To other Filipinos and other Asians, I looked part white, and they would ask for pictures of my parents for “proof” that I wasn’t. True story: I remember one of my college friends grabbing my phone and showing her friends in an “I told you so” manner, as if my race was some mystery for them to crack. It wasn’t. I fully told them from the start that I’m Filipino. My Titas would tell me that I looked “mestiza,” and how many young girls in the Philippines would want to look the way I do, and I didn’t know how to explain to them that I started hating how pale I am because of how other Asians would assume my race because of it.

At the same time, my non-Asian counterparts (yes, majority of the people who made these comments were white) would assume that I was some hodge-podge of all Asian cultures. I remember my high school teacher showing us a Vietnamese medicine commercial (this was a class on medical malpractice, and, if I remember correctly, she wanted to show us how medicine is advertised internationally), and she walked into class saying, “The only one who might understand this clip is Rory.” She’d used my deadname at the time, but you get the idea. Jaw-dropped, I had to say, “I don’t speak Vietnamese. I’m not Vietnamese.”

I know, what does this have to do with writing? We’ll get there; don’t worry.

Around 2018, the term “decolonization” entered my realm of awareness. I would see other children of immigrants from all over the world dive into their heritage and continue their ancestors’ practices. Thinking that this would be a genuine way to connect with my roots (I had, and still have, a complicated relationship with the Catholic Church, so I was excited to hear about other Filipino faiths), I began doing my research. At the time, I had a sizable following on TikTok, and I would post entertainment-only sort of videos regarding my spirituality and craft, and I even had to put out a video explaining why I didn’t go into more detail with the Filipino aspects of it. I wasn’t as learned with it as I am now, and I was afraid of the criticism and backlash others would have towards it. In hindsight, I really shouldn’t have given a sh*t, but the internet, as we all know, is cruel.

See, I use my writing as a way to connect with myself and other people, mainly. Yes, I have a story to tell, but a majority of my purpose is to discover and process my own emotions and findings. I use what I observed in society and how I grew up as well as what I learned from my own research. I won’t go into detail of the racism Asian Americans face nor the brutality we have endured over the years; frankly, if you are not already aware of it, Google is free.

Still, my work seemed to be followed by one main criticism: this isn’t yours to tell.

There were a myriad of reasons behind it. I wasn’t born in the Philippines, I’m white-passing, I wasn’t raised with anitismo, other marginalized groups have it “exponentially” worse, etc. I’d be lying if I said this didn’t affect my writing. I froze. I grappled with what I was “allowed” to tell based on all of these criteria. I’d pull up article after article of what I learned in hopes to justify the reasons for including certain aspects in my work; but because of my own upbringing, it never seemed to be enough. What’s worse, a portion of these criticisms completely dismissed the aspects of racism that Asian Americans have spoken up about time and time again (once again, because other’s have it worse or because there just wasn’t enough awareness about it for it to be “valid.”)

Imagine that. We read of thousands of iterations of medieval fantasies from white authors, thousands of European fae romances, thousands of Greek mythological retellings, and treat it as the default. There is no question of whether the author is Greek or Gaelic enough or if their ancestors played a huge role during the medieval era. Hell, my first published work was based on Greek and Celtic mythology, and no one talked about my race then, whether it was about how white I look or how I'm not white at all.

But gods help us if a minority doesn’t fit the ultimate minority model while telling their stories. To be honest, this was why I started disliking the need to talk about my background; it has begun to feel as though it is more to provide credentials rather than to satiate genuine curiosity from other people.

Yes, I do recognize that I wasn’t born in the Philippines and that I was raised Catholic, but I’ve come to terms with how I feel like that is okay.

First of all, if we want to hear from more diverse writers, we cannot keep projecting this “model minority” expectation towards them. Otherwise, it will discourage other diaspora writers, such as myself, from connecting and relaying their heritage in fear of not being “[insert marginalized group here] enough,” whatever that even means at this point.

Secondly, our history is full of movement, whether it was by our own will, such as my parents’ decision to come to America, or if it was forced upon us by our oppressors. As such, those raised outside of their homeland only further enriches our culture, not dilutes it.

To filter the perspectives of or to project your own biases towards diaspora writers is to promote the narratives of the colonizers. We are valid, and our stories should be, too.

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hello ! i’m so glad i found your page, first of all. thank you po agad as your posts about psych have helped me get to know more about the /realities/ sa careers na kasama sa field. :))

i am currently taking up an undergrad degree in social science (sociology) in up as well ! i’ve wanted to shift to psych pero mukhang mahihirapan ako if i try as the slots are very limited. however, my envisioned career po eventually ay sa medical side talaga (i dream to either be a psychologist or a psychiatrist).

my question is, does it push me back sa psych path/career na i’m not an undergrad psych graduate? will it affect my goals to either proceed to clinical psych (and then take a psychologist licensure exam) or enroll in med school (become a psychiatrist)? is being a psych major a required step to pursue these careers? further, may advantages po ba na closely related naman ‘yung current program ko sa psych?

thank you very much ! ♡

Hello! I'm glad that my blog is somewhat helpful to you. 😊 Another person actually asked me a similar question, actually. You can check out my other responses to Asks on my page. But, anyway...

I wouldn't say that you're pushed back if the career you want is within psychology and your current program is sociology. However, having a psychology degree in college does afford you an advantage into some opportunities that can propel you into the field in psychology (e.g., jobs, grad school, etc.). But, that's not always the case in the real (adult) world. I have fellow classmates and peers who came from non-psychology college degrees, like fine arts, film, and business administration, just to name a few. I would even argue that other fields can also bring you advantages and creativity into how you will train yourself to become a psychologist. For example, at the top of my mind, I can imagine that sociological thoughts and ideas actually offer a lot of insight into how we look at mental health, psychotherapy, and the like.

When you step into grad school in psychology, many programs and schools will surely teach you the basics you may have missed from a bachelor's in psychology program (i.e., theories, research methods, etc.). Of course, having studied them back in college seems helpful, but ultimately it still depends on how you dedicate your effort and care into learning, no matter what college degree you have. Trust me, it will matter less as you journey further.

One thing though... I do notice that you seem to be considering two distinct paths: a psychologist OR a psychiatrist. These are two different roles/occupations but they do come with some similarities. While both overlap as a mental health professional, each requires a specific kind of training and timetable of formal education. At least in the Philippines, becoming a psychologist is faster on the average since it only requires you to complete a master's or doctorate degree (not MD!) before taking the licensure as a psychologist. On the other hand, becoming a psychiatrist requires you not only a medical degree, but also additional training and certification into specializing in psychiatry. Unfortunately, I cannot speak to how psychiatrists do training. I suggest looking for a psychiatrist you can ask about how they train. There are also some differences in approach to mental health as well but I won't elaborate them here for now (mas mahabang usapan na kasi yun hehe!). But, I do recommend that you learn more about each career path thoroughly.

My advice to you is to keep exploring your possibilities, even if you're in sociology, and decide to what you find is more important now and who you want to be in the future. Also, don't be afraid to take your chances no matter how small they are. I really don't want to tell you exactly what you should do -- and you're always free to disagree with me or take my words with a grain of salt -- but you will always miss all of the chances you never take. 😉

I hope this helps! Good luck!

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MBBS in the Philippines: Nurturing Medical Excellence

Discover the world of opportunities with MBBS in the Philippines. Explore top medical colleges, MCI-approved institutions, and gain insights into Philippines MBBS fees for Indian students. Start your journey toward a thriving medical career today.

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Exploring MBBS Education in the Philippines: A Pathway to Medical Excellence

Introduction: Embarking on a journey toward becoming a medical professional is a noble aspiration that requires careful consideration. For aspiring Indian students seeking quality medical education abroad, the Philippines has emerged as a popular destination. In this blog, we'll delve into the advantages and aspects of pursuing an MBBS degree in the Philippines through the lens of SmartMed Education.

Why Choose the Philippines for MBBS?

Quality Medical Education: The Philippines is home to several reputable medical colleges and universities that offer comprehensive and globally recognized medical programs. These institutions are known for their rigorous academic curriculum and state-of-the-art facilities.

Affordability: One of the primary factors that attract Indian students to the Philippines is the affordability of education. Compared to other countries, the cost of pursuing an MBBS in the Philippines is relatively lower, making it an attractive option for those seeking quality education without breaking the bank.

English-Medium Instruction: All medical programs in the Philippines are taught in English. This eliminates language barriers and allows international students, including Indians, to easily adapt to the coursework and interact with professors and peers.

MCI Approved: Several medical universities in the Philippines are recognized by the Medical Council of India (MCI), ensuring that the degree obtained from these institutions is valid and acceptable in India. This recognition opens doors for graduates to pursue medical practice or further studies in India.

Recognized Globally: A medical degree from a recognized Philippine university is not only valid in India but also acknowledged worldwide. This opens up a plethora of opportunities for international medical graduates to explore various career paths and specializations globally.

Indian Student Community: The Philippines is home to a significant Indian student community, creating a supportive and inclusive environment for Indian students. This sense of community can ease the transition and make the journey more enjoyable.

Essential Aspects of MBBS Education in the Philippines:

Admission Process: The admission process typically involves submission of academic documents, including transcripts, certificates, and passport details. Some universities might require students to take an entrance exam or interview.

Duration: The duration of the MBBS program in the Philippines is generally around 5 to 6 years, including a one-year internship. The structured curriculum covers both theoretical knowledge and hands-on clinical training.

Fees: The tuition fees for MBBS programs in the Philippines vary across institutions but are generally affordable compared to other countries. SmartMed Education can provide accurate information on specific fees for different universities.

Living Expenses: The cost of living in the Philippines is moderate, offering students a comfortable lifestyle. Accommodation, food, transportation, and other daily expenses are reasonably priced.

Disadvantages: While there are numerous advantages to studying MBBS in the Philippines, it's important to be aware of potential challenges, such as being away from family and adapting to a new culture. SmartMed Education offers guidance to help students overcome these challenges.

Conclusion: Pursuing an MBBS degree in the Philippines is a promising opportunity for Indian students aspiring to become skilled medical professionals. The combination of quality education, affordability, and recognition makes the Philippines a compelling choice. SmartMed Education is your trusted partner in navigating the journey towards a successful medical career in the Philippines. With their expertise and support, you can confidently embark on this path to medical excellence.

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So we had to report someone after they posted a picture of El and me along with a long, totally unhinged (and wildly inaccurate) rant, @'d @thesurestthing and me, and sent dms to both of us, both the post and dms being about what horrible people we all are, how disabled people are just lazy, how anyone who has to ask for help after being hit with too many unexpected emergencies in a row is a terrible lazy person, that interracial relationships are bad, how I'm going to die soon, etc...

Oh, and how they they HOPE Zoey and El suffer for the rest of their lives after I'm gone, and how Zoey will be begging for help forever because she's useless.

So... Monday here.

Also, they claim Zoey is just my girlfriend (she's my wife), they didn't know she's from the US, and opine that it's my fault my youngest son died in his twenties of pneumonia (which according to them he did to himself--while I was a thousand miles away--but it's somehow still my fault) and my fault that my older son shot himself after refusing attempt after attempt from myself and others to get him to accept help for his bipolar disorder. So yeah, thanks for using the deaths of my sons to attack me. Shows a lot of class.

Also, they claim Zoey is a terrible mother, has no drive, and no skills (despite her being an excellent mother, earning a college degree while she was still in high school, and despite ONE of the reasons we're going back--in addition to me needing medical treatment--being for her to work and get a higher degree), and apparently we should both be working here even though we're not legally allowed to (because, again, disabled people are just lazy and we should also risk imprisonment, because THAT would be responsible)?

Somehow, they're also very concerned for Zoey and El despite outright saying they HOPE El and Zoey suffer?

Just completely off the rails, unhinged ranting.

They didn't even get the timeline right. I was autistic with ADHD and head and spine injuries before we found out (during the Philippines STRICT lockdown) that we were having a baby, and at that point I'd just gotten contracted for the licensing fee, which we had every reason to believe (based on the longevity of the company's other properties) that it would gp on for basically as long as I was game m--so it LOOKED like smooth sailing ahead. (That contract was the only reason we stopped being so careful to avoid pregnancy, too.)

So yes, I was disabled when we got pregnant with El, but in a stable way at that point. It wasn't until AFTER we found out about the pregnancy that I got covid three times that my health started scarily declining. THAT was when all the scary stuff with my eye and heart and feet and face started. But apparently we're horrible for... not knowing that was going to happen?

Thing is, if the company that was paying me a licensing fee to turn my first-sold story into a game hadn't canceled the project one year in with zero notice (while we were still paying for El's birth), if El hadn't had a mistake on her birth certificate that left her stateless and took almost two years to resolve, and if I hadn't gotten COVID three times, we'd be okay financially. We wouldn't have had to ask for help with El's legal stuff or my medical bills, and we wouldn't have to be asking for help now.

Of course, we're the only people they follow, and that's their only post, so they obviously made the blog just for this purpose. I think I know who it is, but I can't prove it, so oh, well. Took screen shots in case receipts are needed later, but since it's obviously a throwaway account, it would be pointless to @ them here.

(Oh, apparently we're also bad people for being... liberals? LOL We're leftists, man. Liberals are more conservative than we are.)

Like I said, pretty sure I know who it is, and they probably hate-follow us from another account anyway, but, y'know, they're too cowardly to show themselves. So hi. Go to therapy.

Yeah. Fun stuff.

Anyway, if you'd like to help us all get back to the US so I can use my benefits to get the medical treatment I need (which, again, is needed as a result of me getting covid 3X AFTER we found out we were having El), please see my pinned post.

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Ahhh, the nihilism that comes from being confronted with a medical bill for a 5-day hospital stay in America that is somehow more expensive than my whole college education in the Philippines.

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We need a new Columbo type show, but rather than a shameless reboot we honor the spirit of the original

- the audience sees who does the murder at the beginning, including the method and disposal of the body

- a real gremlin looking guy shows up to investigate. Real friendly, loves his increasingly interesting wife we never get to see, and loves his dogs he brings sometimes

- killer inserts himself into the investigation to throw off the chase

- investigator knew it was them the whole time and traps them with fact and logic

- not a show with explosions and shaky cameras and bad cgi, it's a methodical and careful mystery

- murderer is usually bourgeoisie af and thinks they're untouchable or some cops that thinks they got away. Clipped by a guy whose car is falling apart.

For a modern version I think it'd be a neat start to have him be a private investigator or nosy journalist that investigates corrupt cops. Like these assholes think they got away with murdering someone innocent because she gave them lip- then a strange little man shows up, real friendly, snoops around, and he sleuths them out.

And I mean a strange little goblin man. I don't mean hunky guy or handsome gent or silver fox, I mean something like Danny DeVito if he had a lazy eye. Also important, because times have changed, he should not be a cop- at least not anymore. In fact he should investigate corruption and rich people or politicians quite regularly and get them locked up.

The wife just needs to be Barbie- not in the sense of looks (although it could be a funny Jessica Rabbit situation), but experiences, and again we never see her. He references her a lot, calls her often. They love each other very much despite not being able to see each other much.

"Well it's funny you say that, you see, my wife was a nurse in the Philippines for a summer- beautiful place and friendly folks- she had never met a doctor that didn't wash their hands regularly."

"Ah see that's where you're wrong. My wife, beautiful woman, she went kayaking in Japan- can't remember where exactly, but that's not important- you see she tells me you should never go kayaking by yourself. Someone probably went boating with the victim."

"Yes, well, my wife- love her so much- she lived with Amazon natives for half a year in her youth. She told me of an untraceable poison made from a plant grown there... that looks an awful lot like the plant in your windowsill."

To add some excitement, he has a HUGE family. Brothers, sisters, cousins, nieces, nephews, he and his wife have like 8 kids that have left the nest and he's also a grandfather. Also uses them for references because they're ALSO just a bunch of Barbie types.

"Well you see, my grandson- he's 16 and in college for coding, brilliant young man I'm so proud of- he told me in a phone call that you can't go anywhere on campus without an ID- so how were you in the campus medical lab at 2:42 am on a Saturday if nobody else besides the victim was there, Officer?"

"You see, my niece- lovely girl, her and her wife own a nice deli in Alaska- she told me once that you have to be careful to not lock yourself in the freezer, and that most have an emergency release of some kind."

"My son works with my brother as an auto mechanic in Germany- he told me that this vehicle has one of the best transmissions he's ever seen. So how did this brand new vehicle suddenly need to be taken to an auto shop unless it was tampered with?"

"You see, my nephew, nice young man, lovely wife and kids, makes the best spam and rice- he collects Pokémon cards he sells out of his hobby shop in Hawaii- he told me once that a... holographic? H...hologram? A real shiny Charizard card- just like this one- can go for anywhere between $5 to much as $1 million, especially if there's a factory error. Funny how the victim has the receipt for a booster pack in his pocket and you have a 'Carizard' card in a display case, Senator."

And mind you this guy is still broke somehow. He's a good person, donates to charity, animals love him, his family is amazing, he and his wife send most of their money to grandkids, starts off each episode getting off the phone with a relative and learning a new piece of trivia- and yet his car he's had since the 80s makes noises that scare seasoned auto mechanics. Maybe has a limp from an injury. He's got like a chihuahua and a pitty that are best friends and ride shotgun. Collects model trains and has a deep fascination with them- Just a strange guy, showing up and buzzing around rich people, knowing they committed a murder- he just has to solve them.

Anyway that's my pitch for a show, I'll expect an offer in my inbox