fantasy high characters as things i've heard at school (from teachers and students)
Fig: Yeah, I used to be a hoe back in the day.
Fabian: All the girls want me for my money. I take you on a date, I buy you a gumball.
Fig: Kristen's a big lesbian, I'm a big bi, Fabian's a big... uh... whore?
Adaine: It's horrible here. Everyone's gay and it smells bad.
Goldenhoard: You're going to detention. | Fig: Oooh, cute!
Riz: On a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can possibly look, I'm a nineteen.
Fig: Just because anal is my catchphrase doesn't mean I like to do it.
Kristen: Hey, you want a condom? | Fabian: (through tears) Yeah.
Tracker: Kristen jokes about wanting to lose her virginity in a Walmart but she says it so much that it's kind of worrying.
Gorgug: I asked what a bukkake was and Jawbone came up and explained it to me.
Fabian: I thought you got an Apple and I was really proud of you but then I realized it was an Android and you're poor.
Bill: Hey! No sex in this household if you're not wearing full armor!
Fabian: There's no one here that I like. | Riz: I am sitting RIGHT next to you.
Ragh: I punch furries and minorities, and you're a double whammy.
Fig: Principal Aguefort lowkey has a handsome energy.
Fabian: I was in the middle of beating my meat and my battery died. | Riz: The battery in your dick??
Fig: If this school burns down, I'll be over here roasting marshmallows.
Gorgug: What would happen I call girls oatmeal? | Kristen: You'd get all the girls.
Fabian: If the vice principal's in prison, we're legally allowed to leave.
Riz: Aguefort is NOT a twink, he's a twunk at best.
Fig: (winks) That was a threat!
Gorgug: You won't find anything dirty in my search history, all you'll find is Japanese dubs of Phineas and Ferb.
Torek: I fucking hate this school. So many fake skaters.
Kristen: Riz! Stop biting the condom box!
Fabian: I can only listen to Oh No! by Marina and the Diamonds, any other music makes me physically sick.
Riz: My mom asked me what I want for my birthday and I don't know how to tell her I want a Spiderman costume.
Fig: I drew fanart of Coach Daybreak as a long furby and he threatened to kill me.
Gilear: People judge me for drinking too much diet soda but at least I don't do meth.
Kristen: He's not hot, he just has a leather jacket.
Fig: Everyone's first crush was on a Creepypasta character. | Adaine: Your experiences are NOT universal.
Gorgug: Oh, my single brain cell is TWEAKING right now.
Kristen: The answer is 69 but Biz wouldn't know that because virginity rocks.
Fig: My teacher kicked me out of class because he couldn't handle my energy.
Kristen: (chanting) KILL THE CHURCH! KILL THE CHURCH! KILL THE CHURCH!
Fig: Tieflings are a gateway drug to more tieflings.
Riz: I drink protein drinks! | Fabian: Oh, cool, what kind? | Riz: Um. Nesquik.
Adaine: I did bad on my test so now I have to listen to the entire Steven Universe soundtrack.
Fabian: (coughs up blood) That's from all the bad vibes at this school.
Riz: Hey, if I ate this rock, what diseases would I get?
Fig: Sometimes I forget how white Kristen is and then she does that little wave at me.
Kristen: I fuck Helioic girls until they're not Helioic anymore.
Fig: I just wish I could see Satan's face.
Fabian: I think we should restart the trend of shoving nerds in lockers, starting with Riz.
Riz: Stop staring at me and do your work. I'm not an attraction. I'm just a kid eating paper.
Aguefort: Don't wander around the hallways or the drug dealers will get you!
Fig: I'm having a crisis! No, I will not elaborate!
Ragh: Freshie is a slur.
Riz: If I had magic I would probably set my balls on fire.
Adaine: This class is singlehandedly making my hair go gray.
Ragh: Hey, do you mind if I beat your ass?
Kristen: Lift your head up, queen, your strap is falling.
Riz: Ew, I don't want your lice. My lice are fine on their own, thank you very much.
Kristen: God blocked me on Facebook.
Gorgug: Wait, pineapples are real?
Kristen: I'm trying to convert her to lesbianism. She's already a liberal so it shouldn't be hard.
Gorgug: Do you ever just wanna like... kill people? | Kristen: ...No?
Fig: Dude, are you watching porn? | Fabian: No! It's hentai!
Adaine: My sister asked me if she should get a tattoo of baby Yoda?
Riz: Someone offered to give me a stick and poke and I was too scared to say no so I have a tattoo now, I guess.
Gilear: I just don't understand why people are attracted to foxes.
Adaine: Well, I'm traumatized. | Jawbone: Noooo, don't do that!
Fabian: Good news, everyone! My fish died.
Ragh: It's like when you level up in a mobile game, except I leveled up to homosexuality.
Gorgug: The door's locked. | Riz: Only if you don't believe in yourself!
Sklonda: I'm concerned for your health and safety. | Riz: I don't have health or safety.
Adaine: Capitalism isn't a cult. | Fig: Money cult. | Adaine: Hm. Good point.
Fig: Ugh, I want her to crush my skull like a watermelon. | Adaine: Ayda would never do that! | Fig: Exactly, that's the best part!
Gorgug: Hey, Zelda, you wanna go see the Sonic movie together? We can hold hands during the scary parts.
Fabian: They're old enough to have sex, they're like 10.
Gorgug: I have a science question. How do the fish in Spongebob have a swimming pool if they live underwater? | Adaine: Spongebob's not real.
Adaine: And guess what lives in my backpack? My computer. | Ayda: Aww, I thought you were gonna say a small frog.
Fig: Someone needs to tell Aguefort that his teachers are wilin.
Gilear: I might be hungover on Wednesday but we'll power through it.
Kristen: I hate gay people because all my problems were caused by a gay person. It's me, but still.
Gorgug: I can't wait to go back to real school and get bullied.
Fig: Ooh, you practice Satanism? That's so poggers.
Fabian: You're all just Rally's fry crumbs to me.
Fig: If you have chemistry class, just leave. You don't need that kind of toxicity in your life.
Jawbone: Nooo, you don't suck! Unless you want to.
Adaine: It is shocking that people are still ignorant to racism just because they don't experience it firsthand. | Fabian: Yeah, anyway, y'all hear about Kanye cheating on Kim with Jeffree Star?
Aguefort: When I was your age, we attacked each other in person like civilized people!
Riz: Oh my god. The school is selling students on the dark web!
Fig: You should go to Build-a-bear! | Gilear: I think if I went to Build-a-bear alone I would get put on an FBI watchlist.
Riz: I forgot to take my antidepressants but I've had a coffee and two donuts so that's almost the same thing!
Fig: Goldenrod is my poor little meow meow.
Riz: Someone called me kawaii, I hate it here.
Adaine: Our lives aren't interesting enough for Aguefort to be in the mafia.
Kristen: Gilear is only slightly dilfy.
Gilear: Can you stop talking about the Aguefort hoes? I'm not interested.
Adaine: I like your egg earrings! | Ayda: THANKS THEY'RE EGGCELLENT. (exhale) Oh thank god, I've been waiting to say that all day.
Adaine: WHY WOULD YOU ERASE THE FROG YOU MURDERER??
Gilear: This yogurt tastes like my desire to kill myself.
Fabian: I'm NOT on crack, I'm just in sports mode.
Ragh: I'm gonna go home and do manly stuff. Like cower in pain.
Fig: Everyone here is bad at their job but I still respect them.
Gorgug: I'm a gamer! I play rock paper scissors.
Kristen: Uh oh, my lesbian's getting out of control. I might have to neuter her.
Jawbone: You're only tired because of capitalism. | Fabian: Could you elaborate on that? | Jawbone: I could.
Kristen: That wasn't very gender sexuality alliance of you.
Gorgug: I don't like insulting people. If I want to hurt someone, I'll just murder them.
Ragh: I have so much brawling to do.
Fabian: It's not that I don't hit women, I just don't hit lesbians because I know they'll beat the shit out of me.
Adaine: Forgiveness is not an option, but death is.
Riz: You called my mom a milf! | Fig: Well, what was I supposed to do? Lie?
Helio: That is an excellent question which I will not be answering.
Adaine: The librarian scares me. I feel like she would punch me without remorse.
Fabian: He's the Jack to my Rose but in a bromance way.
Kristen: If God loves me, I'll do good on this test.
Adaine: I'm not a big fan of trespassing. | Fig: Why not? It's so much fun!
Goldenhoard: Trust me, if I was racist, I would have called you a slur a long time ago.
Gorgug: Wow, this song is... bonkers.
Fig: I could never work in customer service. Like "oh have a nice day!" Gross. I could never.
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