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[navy-leader]

Wrong person

[sock-and-roll]

[hugeredbear]

Library pix, pt. 16

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[kaihuntrr]

The Sea Prince: Pirates’ Factions and Empires’ cast. Concepts!

Hello!! It’s been a while since I made a worldbuilding post, and because this AU is currently being revised, I’d like to welcome the side characters who will be making their appearances throughout the story! Firstly, I’d like to talk about the changes between Pirates SMP and Empires SMP to properly fit the vision of this world. These are still their main concepts until they’re (eventually) designed and fully realized, but this is what their general faction/ personality is like.

The factions exist! They’re split between the navy and hunters, given Team TIES are naval commanders, they should have some powerful people with them while the Red Canaries (ehehe they’re all bird names) deal with their rival group.

The shorter version is; Kites and Kestrels are Hunters, Herons are a special class of navy, and Nightingales are voyagers. Their characters and the Empires cast will be used for further development in the story. :D

I’m not well caught up in the characters of Pirates so they will not be gaining a description. The Empires cast will as I am more familiar with them!

* - special case

Here’s the general idea of the factions;

Formed out of shared interests, contracts, or skill, there are countless factions throughout the world. Like any faction or guild, they can be hired together to cover all their bases and work with each other’s strength. It’s not often this works, but they’re contractually obligated to do their jobs, so they keep their heads down. These groups and crews were formed naturally and hence, want to work with these specific members if ever brought on to jobs.

(This is still subject to change; the general idea is the same tho!)

Kites: Formidable and boastful.

Prioritizing strength, this faction of rowdy hunters are no stranger to the wilds of the ocean. They enjoy the thrill of the hunt and fighting evil monsters. This specific group cannot work with any hunter crew due to the belief of their superior strength and does not ask for help. They are particularly annoyed by the Canaries, thinking them to be spoiled and pampered due to being funded by the King himself. Hopefully their paths don’t collide. Hopefully.

IMPORTANT MEMBERS:

Aimsey

Bek

Kuervo

Reddoons

Tubbo

Etho (formerly)

Kestrels: Relic of the past.

Some members of this great faction were once Ren’s old crew, they thrived in a lavish lifestyle their hunts have provided them. A strong leader with a fierce second-mate, they were unstoppable. It was like this for a few years, but after their Captain’s death it hasn’t been the same. Their second-mate soon left to be in his former crew, and they are unsure what the future may hold. If they ever cross paths with the Canaries, especially with their former second-mate, threats of violence look over their heads.

IMPORTANT MEMBERS:

Ren (deceased)

Martyn (formerly)

Guqqie

Kyle

Sausage

Joey

Oli

*Scar (associated with the group in the past)

Nightingales: Explorers and Navigators.

Away from hunting and fighting, they simply want to travel and make it easier for people to get from place to place. They are a talented group who design and create machinery for travel and everyday use, but also spend their times in exploring and charting maps; a very versatile group indeed.

IMPORTANT MEMBERS:

Michela

Graecie

Will

Acho

App

Ros

False

*Pix

Herons: Elite Intelligence.

A group of very few, but strong leaders. They are special cadets from the navy who succeeded past their peers and are given special attention from their commanders as they train to, hopefully, lead in their place one day.

IMPORTANT MEMBERS:

Cleo (formerly)

Mumbo (formerly)

El

Olive

Owen

Water

Finally, we get to the Empires cast. Originally this au was only a Life Series x Empires fic due to some interesting dynamics the characters would have with some side characters, but pirates opened up a new opportunity and fills up some plot holes! I did say the Empires cast are getting their descriptions, so here they are!

‘Mythical ‘Myth’ J. Sausage.’

‘Humble’ and ‘polite’ are the first things he’d say about himself. He is particular in living the high life and wants to continue living up to his faction’s name. He can’t stand hanging around Martyn, so he openly makes fun of him for his own ego.

‘Joey Graceffa.’

Brought on by Myth/Sausage, Joey fits the bill of a Kestrel. He enjoys singing, but doesn’t do it as often as, “they don’t deserve to hear his voice”. He’s boastful and full of pride, joining Myth as he berates the former Kestrel. He doesn’t really know who the blonde is however, as he was brought to the crew a bit more recent.

‘Orion ‘Oli’ Sound.’

A wildcard. He’s eccentric and very chaotic, bringing all the energy into the Kestrels. He once challenged by Joey into a sing-off, and despite the other winning, Oli takes it in stride and forms a friendly(?) rivalry with the other Kestrel, making good laughs for everyone.

‘False Symmetry.’

A mechanic with big dreams. She helps build prosthetics and assists with any type of machinery, as she enjoys her time tinkering with any type of device. She likes to make herself useful, and would often go for a passive response to try and change things for the better.

‘Pix Rift.’

A researcher deep in his own thoughts. He joined the Nightingales out of their shared belief and interest in exploring, accompanying them in journeys and to breathe the open, fresh air towns and cities don’t have. He takes notes of all of his adventures but tries to keep up with his personal responsibilities, as it seems he can’t keep up with it usually.

‘Katherine Elizabeth.’

A vagabond hunter with no ties to anyone or anything, supposedly. She’s excitable and fun loving, adoring the thrill of the hunt and returning home to her girlfriend with a satisfied grin on her face. She makes her living like a mercenary would, sometimes it’s jarring that someone as upbeat and optimistic as she is also kills monsters for fun and a way to earn payment.

‘Shelby Grace.’

An explorer. She’s curious about the world due to living a relatively sheltered life and greets the world with open arms. She’s incredibly shy and prefers to explore on her own, but she wouldn’t mind traveling the world with her girlfriend.

‘Gemini Rose.’

A delightful person to be around but stirs up tricks with her twin brother. She means no harm to anyone she comes across, lest her overthinking get the better of her, and she’s all in to see the world despite the horror stories of the ocean. She’s not scared! If she’s with her brother, nothing is impossible.

‘fWhip Rose.’

A menace, but a fun one! He’s usually the one who initiates the schemes between the twins, but also the one who gets into the most trouble. Be it his reckless attitude, he’s not afraid to stand up for himself.

And that’s all I can say about them! Pirates has opened up so much ideas for the AU going forward, and I’m excited for you all to see! In the meantime… here’s the reveal of revised Act I’s titles and mini arcs, I can’t wait to show you what they all mean and contain >:)

[xianyoon]

⤷ ying's teahouse companions!

part 2 !!! a list of all my mutuals !!! apologies for the tags, darlings >ᴗ< i hope u know that i love u all very much, even if we've just met! if i missed anyone out, please let me know huhu

@kazumist ( aki )

@dailypenpen ( penpen )

@yua-nism ( yua )

@sleepypengwin ( pix )

@papiliotao ( rei )

@2018-01-20 ( boo )

@goldfish-afterhours ( rulaine )

@zhongrin ( meirin )

@risustravelogue ( kurisu )

@the-guardian-kitsune ( hana )

@satoruin ( lee )

@falors ( elysia )

@navxry ( navi )

@k4saneterritory ( mimi )

@starryshinyskies ( avery )

@astrxealis ( apollo )

@manager-of-the-pudding-bank ( loqua )

@nyoomiin ( eri )

@floraldresvi ( dresvi )

@xiaoriae ( auni )

@dreamandback ( frankie )

@aeon-yao ( sol )

@mxplesyrvp ( kyo )

@asoulsreverie ( soul )

@staarri ( ren )

@bl4cktourmaline ( x / yue / mango )

@mx-kamisato ( artem )

@atsuwumus ( mai )

@chandeliermichel ( inky )

@lynyluvr ( cam )

@auroratumbles ( aurora )

@tetsuskei ( risu )

@realkavehgf ( shin )

@mikacynth ( mika )

@cakeboxie ( dmtryo )

@kentophilia ( salem )

@rationaliity ( miya )

@kenuis ( isla )

@prime-adeptus ( kiri )

@rationaliity ( miya )

@eriyuan ( eris )

@ilhvm ( julia )

@chaicomilk ( coco )

@siluc ( lee )

@inkys-garden ( inky )

@mixed-kester ( esther )

@mcdonaldsnumberone ( mac )

@atsumou ( yue )

@milk-violet ( mirei )

@milkloafy ( sof )

@amphoraei ( manu )

@mikashisus ( ray )

[marabelle5]

Lizzie Shadow

Lizzie runs a trinket and shell shop called Ocean’s Goods. The children of the town call it the Ocean Empire.   

She wears a navy blue skirt and a long sleeve navy blue top, and a white tie. Navy blue boots with white and navy blue striped socks. (Her normal skin) She hangs out with her brother Jimmy, her Husband Joel, and Pix. 

The children of the town call her- Queen Lizzie, The Queen of the Ocean Empire, Queen Lizzie Shadow, Queen Shadow.

[ollie-lolly]

The first gift

Began writing on the 7th of march 2023

Finished on the 8th of march 2023

Media: Obey me

Relationship: Gender neutral MC x Leviathan

Word count: 814

Summary: Leviathan gives his first gift to you. Let's see how it goes, shall we (date)? 

Note: I just got a tamagotchi pix and that made me think of this concept! If you want the other brothers or dateables in the same situation let me know. I'd love to write about it <3.

As always constructive criticism, help on how to run a tumblr blog and reblogs are always appreciated!

Warnings: A little bit suggestive!

"HERE!" Leviathan bowed with arms reaching out. In his hands rested a small gift box. You took it out of his shaking hands. "Thank you Levi" you unwrapped the gift. In an even smaller box contained a small egg shaped thing(?) "It's a tamagotchi" Leviathan quickly spoke after seeing your confused expression. "It's a small animal that you take care of!" He used the screwdriver and batteries resting on his desk to turn it on. After doing so he placed your hands over the three buttons with excitement while he explained the features. Your smile grew wider the longer he talked. Levi quickly came back from his geeking out session. "S- s- so that's pretty much it." Levi looked at you in anticipation "Do you like it? i can just keep it if you don't-". "I love it Levi" you said in response. "It would be fun if we could be her parents! Like we can take care of it together" You said hesitantly. A blush quickly started growing on his face "T- THAT'S A- A GREAT IDEA SO UHH TAKE GOOD CARE OF IT FOR TODAY BYE". He rambles when he softly ushered you towards his door.

As time went on you visited Leviathan's room more and more. All to make sure your little guy (who you thought was a girl) was in the best condition. He was always so happy when you knocked on his door. Secretly you liked it too much, all the accidental hand touches and short conversations made you weak in the knees. The best part was that it made him more at ease when talking to you face to face. Stuttering from the 3rd born soon became a thing of the past. During one 'digital parenting session' Levi said that he was not going to be at school due to navy duties. Just a small "Goodluck Levi" made his heart still grow fonder.

Well your little son was not everyone's favorite. "MC stop playing with that thing" Mammon whined at breakfast. "THAT 'THINGS' NAME IS TAMA THANK YOU VERY MUCH" you pouted. "It's cute," Asmo said over your shoulder. "Thanks, I gave it a little tie" you said with loving words. Lucifer soon interrupted the conversation "Hurry up before Beel eats it all". Breakfast soon came to an end. 

When it was school lunchtime you being the great parent you are, went in to check on your Tama and then it dawned on you. "No no no no" as you realized that precious little Tama was nowhere to be found within your bag. Your panic spiral began to worsen by the minute. "What's up?" Mammon uttered beside you. "i lost Tama" you said nervously. "Why do ya care so much about that thing anyway" Mammon said out of jealousy. "Because it is the first gift Leviathan ever gave to me, what if I dropped it somewhere". "It's probably somewhere home it will be fine" Mammon assured.

After your last class you quickly rushed home. "Please be there, please be there" You rushed to the breakfast table where you had it last, but it was nowhere to be seen. "Shit" you made your tour around the giant building, but alas it was deemed lost. You had to tell Levi at some point. After a long internal debate you slowly made your way to his room. After some careful knocks and an excruciatingly long password you entered.You took a deep breath "Levi i am sorry but i-". 

"Oh hi MC '' Levi said while taking his headphones off. "Uhm i hope you don't mind but i took care of Tama while you were away" You quickly glanced to indeed see the tamagotchi resting on his desk. "Thank you Levi" you went in for a hug. "AHH!" accidentally leaning a little too far, which made the two of you fall in the process. Your fall being cushend by poor Levi on the bottom. Leviathan's head played a thousand anime scenes where the exact same thing happened. The long nervous-less Levi was no more. He almost passed out right then and there. He was paralyzed, what could he do in this situation? After many failed attempts in trying to get his attention, you stood up and gently picked him up. "Awhh you are so cute like this Levi" you cooed. "PUT ME DOWN" the purple haired demon flusteredly yelled. You quickly put him down afterwards. After he came back from the shock you quickly apologized. "Sorry i got a little too excited".  "I-I it's okay" Levi said with still flushed cheeks. "I am happy that you opened up to me more Levi" you uttered with soft spoken words. "I am sorry that it took one of my yucky otaku things for it to happen MC, you make me actually feel appreciated". He shakingly took your hand into his. "I love you Levi''

[testaments-alter-emporium]

could we get an alter who is transfem + a bunch of other transids and webcore and aligned with the colored purple?

WEBCORE/PURPLE ALTER // Made by; 🩸

NAMES; Byzantine, Cobalt, Midnight, Navy, Twilight, Amethyst, Bora, Iris, Plum, Cloud, Byte, Retro, Xero, Pixel, Ana(log), Link, Virus,

PRNOUNS; Wi/Fi, Click/Click's, Web/Web's, Png/Png's, File/File's, Pix/Pixel's, Ex/Exe.'s, Computer/Computer's, Web(core)/Web(core)'s, Error/Error's, Digi/Digital's, Vir/Virtual's, Web/Site's, Ame/Amethyst's, Grape/Grape's, Lilac/Lilac's, Roxo/Roxo's, 💜/💜's, 👾/👾's

GENDERS; Transfem, Purplegender, Webcoric, Errorgender

TRANSIDs; Purplebloodic, TransPurpleHair, TransInternetCulture, TransVocaloid, TransJapanese, Time Non-Conforming

ROLES/ETC; Internet Restrictor, Webtive, Admin, Distortionist, Fandom Keeper, Hyperfixation Keeper

[dailyshowchica]

Loki Cosplay part 6

Previously, on Loki Cosplay: https://www.tumblr.com/dailyshowchica/759829144294014976/loki-cosplay-part-5?source=share

So, with the coat done, I've moved on to the leggings/chaps, with the idea of getting the vinyl sewing done and over with. As stated previously, I opted to line the chaps with the mock-up, which I made from a twin-sized flat bed sheet.

Not a lot of in-progress pix, mostly because they're repetitive and boring. I'm pretty sure I've got some things done backwards, because it's remarkably hard to tell fronts from backs when you have separate legs.

I definitely messed up when I sewed the snap tape to the lining at the waistband, because I had not turned the mock-up chaps right-side out. This is a problem, because my plan was to have the right sides facing out, leaving any unfinished edges sandwiched between 2 layers of fabric. Exposed raw edges tend to unravel, and the more stress and strain the fabric experiences, even just putting them on and taking them off, means the fabric unravels faster.

Did I unstitch the snap tape and sew it on the right side? No. No, I did not. I just turned the fabric down enough to expose the snaps, or rather, to hide them, when I sewed in the lining. This meant things didn't quite line up, and I had to do more hand-sewing that I had anticipated, but, it's my time to waste. Or something like that. Plus, I don't really trust my zipper foot, after a few mishaps on past project, and if I'm not careful and sew over a snap, that's a broken or bent needle I have to replace. I'd rather not.

This is not my first experience sewing snap tape to leggings. My Stormtrooper armor also snaps over a base layer of leggings and a turtle neck. So I knew that straight sewing wasn't a good idea- the leggings are stretchy, and will need to stretch out to fit properly. So the snaps tape is just tacked in place between each snap. It's secure enough, and doesn't inhibit machine-washing the base layer.

Here's me testing the snaps placement. I haven't hemmed the mock-up yet, as there was the possibility I'd have to turn the leggings inside out again, and I wanted to leave myself some extra room, in case I had to adjust things

This is the leggings base layer. It's washable and comfortable.

Here's the finished leggings. It's not the most flattering look from the back, but that will be covered with the tunic and the coat.

And here are the chaps with the boots. As expected, there isn't room to tuck the chaps into the boots, so I'll have to cover those with the boot covers. But coming up next, the tunic!

PS- I was out running errands today, and I find, on the clearance rack at Old Navy, fake leather pants! In black! And also in brown. Evidently they weren't super popular, as there were several pairs in varying sizes, including a couple that were close enough to mine!

If I were doing this in my 20s, I'd have gone for pants and just added the details. But, while these pants are TECHNICALLY washable (close all fasteners, turn inside out, wash and dry on cold/low), any details I added would not be.

Also, they don't tuck into the boots well, and aren't quite wide enough to go over the boots. If they were perfectly fitted, it might work better, but such are clearance rack finds.

I did also buy 3 more yards of black vinyl fabric because it was 70% off ($2.99/yard), and I'd rather be certain I have plenty. Besides, I'd like to make a full-length pair of chaps to go with my cowboy costume. Because you never know when you're gonna need a cowboy costume. ;-)

[kikiofthevast]

Pirates Time

So the other day I posted that concept right. The pirate one. That one. I don’t really have any ideas but it’s very Dead Man’s Chest inspired.

The Desert Scourge - A ship captained by the undead pirate Scar Goodtimes, cursed to roam the seas eternally for his duplicitous nature and shifting allegiances. Anyone who stays on the ship for too long ends up cursed to stay as well, and the only way to break the curse is to kill Scar.

Scar: Scar Goodtimes, known for being a tricky bastard and captain of the Desert Scourge. Was originally a merchant that scammed a few too many pirates and one particularly notable witch. He was cursed to run his own ship, perpetually unbound by the land to the point where if he sets foot on it, he dies.

Grian: Grian Dreamslayer, quartermaster of the Desert Scourge. When Scar was cursed, Grian went with him, dragging some others along so that Scar didn’t end up drifting along with no crew.

Jimmy: Jimmy Solidarity, the main member of the crew that can go ashore. He’s been on board for the shortest amount of time and hasn’t changed in the ways the other crew members have. There may be a reason for that…

Scott: Scott Major has an undefined role on the ship, but he spends a lot of time in the cells below deck when not spending his time with Jimmy. He also may or may not have previously held a high ranking Navy position before Jimmy dragged him on board a pirate ship.

Joel: Joel Smallbeans, the ship’s bosun. He’s always where you least expect him and he thought the idea of immortality was pretty cool. When he’s not doing his job he’s usually bothering Grian or Jimmy, or looking over the railing for something…

Cleo: Cleo Z., the enigmatic helmsperson of the Desert Scourge. She’s the most obviously undead, and she’s very clear that it happened before she boarded. They mostly enjoy not being alone forever. When not steering, they hang out belowdecks with Scott.

Pearl: Pearl Moonstone, the stowaway. Nobody can get rid of her, and she’s always around. She mostly hides in the crow’s nest but will come out if you bribe her with stories and friendship offerings. She’s very resourceful.

BigB: Just called B., he manages the crew’s cannons and weaponry. He individually keeps inventory of their gunpowder and also knows which barrels he’s stashed his food in instead. Despite his job, he’s reluctant to hurt anyone, and he doesn’t enjoy the violence that comes with the ship, but he can defend himself very well.

~~~

The Scarlet Buccaneers - An oddly named merchant ship. Captained by Ren Doggman, the ship sells all sorts of oddities and information at any price. The ship filled one of the holes The Desert Scourge had left when it was no longer able to go ashore, and a lot of people needed resources that the ship had provided.

Ren: Ren Doggman, captain of the Scarlet Buccaneers and trader of goods, services, and information. He stays close to the coast and if something needs investigating, he sends Martyn, his hand.

Martyn: Martyn Littlewood, a thief of goods, services, and information. Occasionally people, but he’s not really in that business anymore. Ren is one of his closest friends and he trusts him. His latest assignment is to gather intel on the Navy’s movements, but he got picked up by the Desert Scourge during a storm.

Bdubs and Impulse: B.W. and I.S.V. are both Ren’s agents and they usually go inland to gather information. They’re often the most up to date on the state of kingdoms.

~~

Etho: Etho is a man on a raft in the ocean. Nobody knows anything else about him.

Lizzie: Jimmy’s enigmatic sister. He speaks of her fondly, but none of the crew have truly met her.

Gem: Gemini Tay, the witch that cursed Scar. She refuses to undo the curse without good reason.

Oli: Oli Sound, a travelling bard. Hoid Cosmere energy. He shows up wherever and whenever he pleases and he can also fly. Grian swats at him with brooms when he flies by.

Pixl: Pix Rift, keeper of the Cursed Trove. People try to steal cursed shit all the time. Pix kicks them out for trying. Scar makes regular trips there at Grian’s insistence to appraise anything that might be cursed.

~~

I KNOW THAT I HAVE NOT PUT SOME PEOPLE HERE SUCH AS SKIZZ AND TANGO. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD ONTO THIS POST I NEED IDEAS SO BAD

[mayberrycryptid]

here are two more pix from Trident Adventures. Alex spent a lot of time with retired Navy SEALs so he could learn how to portray Steve better. The veterans and soldiers going through rehab in H50 scenes are real veterans, and I am guessing using them (instead of actors) was Alex' idea.

I suspect Trident Adventures was Alex' way of giving back. Offering tours by real SEALs is clearly a big hit with tourists, while giving SEALs and veterans much needed jobs doing what they love. Leave it to Alex to find a way to help, but in a way that gives people a ladder, instead of just another handout❤️❤️❤️!!!

[navy-leader]

Im very fond of these designs

[enuode-au]

The Ocean Empire

Represented by: Lizzie D. Shadowlady; Queen

Titles/names of the representative: Lady of the Shadows, LDShadowlady, Shadowlady

Race of the representative: Axofolk, Oceanborne

Race of the population: Mainly Oceanfolk, some Oceanborne

Oceanfolk are any saltwater-based intelligent species. Codfolk and Salmonfolk are both examples; however, not many Codfolk live in the Ocean Empire. There are more than just those two in the Ocean Empire, though.

Oceanborne aren’t usually stuck in the water, or need water more than a human to survive. It is, however, preferable that they stay in water, and thus remain in the Ocean Empire, which is ruled by an Oceanborne as well.

Population size: ~70,000,000

The Ocean Empire has the largest population of any Empire. It’s the largest geographically, as well.

Alliances: Mezalea, Codlands, Rekhia, Losheedi

Lizzie is married to Joel. It only makes sense their empires are allied.

Jimmie and Lizzie are seablings. Of course they’re allied.

Pix is one of the oldest leaders, alongside Lizzie. They bond over their old ages.

Losheedi is allied with (almost) everyone.

Political strength: #5

Despite being the largest nation on the planet, because most of the nation is under water and mainly independent, the Ocean Empire does not hold much political power over others, especially when it comes to trade. However, it has the most powerful army, so not many wish war between it and another nation.

Exports: Prismarine, Fish products, Salt

Type of government: Self-Proclaimed Monarchy

Flag: Navy blue base, thick royal blue line from bottom left to top right. Center has a light purple shell outlined in the same navy blue as base.

Climate: Water is typically cold year-round. Islands have varying weather.

Summer: The waters move a lot, but they're comfortably warm. The islands have warm weather.

Fall: Most dangerous time of the year thanks to storms. Not even the islands are safe.

Winter: Coldest time of the year. Some travel south or back into the ocean during this time.

Spring: Best time of the year. Many travel to other cities/neighboring lands around this time.

Appearance on a Map:

[fogwitchoftheevermore]

i wanted to draw the blaseball au but somehow it just became me drawing oli/pix content. how did we get here.

[Image ID: A series of doodles of Pixlriffs and Oli from Empires SMP. The doodle in the top left is a simplistic dipiction of Pix, a white man wearing a maroon jersey with "CRABS" written on it in orange text, a black pair of pants, long red socks, and black cleats. He also wears golden circular glasses and has brown hair, dark blue eyes, and a beard. He has his arms at his sides like a gingerbread man. He is on top of a picture of Baltimore, Maryland, and there is a speech bubble that reads "Where am I".

The doodle in the top right is a more fleshed out drawing of Pix from the waist up wearing the same outfit. He is holding a silver bat on his shoulders.

In the bottom left, there is a small and simplistic drawing of Pix, in the same outfit, and Oli, a pale white man with hazel eyes, dyed blonde hair with dark roots, and a navy shirt. Oli is staring at Pix with discontent and Pix is looking Oli up and down. Oli has an arrow pointing to him labeled "cares so much about team rivalry". Pix has an arrow pointing to him labeled "could not give less of a shit". Both of them have arrows pointing to them labeled "thinks the other is hot".

The last doodle, in the bottom middle of the page, is of Oli in a navy jersey with a grey building and red text reading "GARAGES" on it. He is looking down at his left hand, in which he is holding a microphone, and has the mic wire tied around his arm. There is text next to him that reads "This is why I should never be allowed to set up the equipment." End ID]

[fryingpan1234567]

I have a new favorite ship in Empires and it’s just because of ONE POST by @this-tumbleweed-surecan-fish (yeah it’s that easy to give me a new OTP just ONE POST)

so here have some ship and normal character headcanons in my Empires college au because there is one piece of writing about them out there and it was a short post. literally fuck me

Pix, Joel, Lizzie, and fWhip. that’s the ship. I can’t believe this.

Joel is the tallest out of them and fWhip is the shortest

fWhip and Lizzie are really good at talking and Pix and Joel are really good at listening

They all have ADHD

When they’re in public they usually pretend to be two separate couples because the public isn’t exactly used to polyamory, and none of them are really ‘BE LOUD AND MAKE A DIFFERENCE!!’ people

Lizzie, Pix, and fWhip are all like parents to Hermes (that kid has literally five parental units what)

Speaking of Hermes!! The rest of them know of and are perfectly fine with Sausage, and he and Joel adopt Hermes one day because they find him on the streets and they couldn’t just leave him there, so. ✨child✨

fWhip and Pix are cave bros and love dark/ tight spaces, but Lizzie and Joel hate them

Pix does photography!!

And Joel does bouldering and climbing

As per Fish‘s post, they call each other gf/ bf/ wife/ husband even tho they don’t actually get married lol

Hermes made friends with one of the dodos in the orchard one day when Pix was watching him and now they’re besties; it’s like Disney Hercules and Pegasus

With that plus Lizzie’s zoology; fWhip’s cave creatures, and Sanctuary’s whole deal, he grows up to be a huge animal person

Anyways moving away from Hermes lmao

All of them flirt so aggressively help

MAKING FUN OF JIMMY TOGETHER

If they’re out and someone asks Lizzie if she’s there with anyone, because the four of them are hanging out together, they’ll all just laugh until the guy gets freaked out and leaves

They all get their hair dyed at least a little bit- Lizzie (obviously) goes all pink, Joel has his green stripe, and then Pix gets a navy blue one and fWhip does full teal and green until the roots grow back in orange. The idea was started because Lizzie was getting hers redone and asked if they wanted to participate (her kitten eyes were like a fucking off switch on their strength of will)

Everyone thinks Pix is the responsible one. He’s not. He’s just as crazy as the other three

Lizzie has dubbed herself mayor of all the pets in their dorm building, Joel drinks sketchy protein shakes with all normal ingredients other than a splash of water from the fountain outside the Historical Mythology building, fWhip reads hanging off the couch upside down like a fucking bat. Pix seems normal enough on the surface, but my man single-handedly discovered a new species of fruit trees in 3 variants, a thought to be extinct species, and a machine that’s been around since the beginning of time, and he considers emerald ore to be worth more than his life. He’s pretty far from ‘normal’

Pix runs the campus news channel, and his partners find it adorable and also kind of worrying when they walk into the living room at two in the morning for water to see Pix sitting on the floor, surrounded by stacks of paper and two laptops, three cups of coffee and one of tea, and him in the middle wearing sweats and one of Joel’s shirts/ no top if he couldn’t find any, scrambling to get the next weekly episode out. Once he had to record the voiceover around Hermits, and they harassed him the whole time and threw pencils when he made a bad joke

Lizzie and Pix got American driver’s licenses, but Joel insisted that ‘he was loyally British and he liked being British and unless America changed their shtewpid driving habits, he’d have the rest of them drive him around the whole time’

Dishes never get done in their household I swear to god

Uno/ board games/ video games are a fucking nightmare because they’re all scarily competitive

They like sleeping in one bed, but sometimes it’s too hot for that so there is two beds

They actually do go on trips!! It’s like a thing for birthdays and stuff that they’re taken somewhere

For example, they took Lizzie to the San Diego zoo, fWhip to the Carlsbad Caverns, Pix to the Smithsonian, and Joel to the Parthenon

When one of them is sick, they have a whole lot of simping from the rest of them

fWhip and Lizzie have morning classes, Pix and Joel have late ones (that usually means the first two are making/ getting dinner while the other two are in class)

Anyways. Them <33

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I wanna ask for perhaps some neos pertaining to shades of blues, glitter/shimmer, or inks and fountain pens-? If that's not too much? /Genq

- Emlyn

*Blue

areo/aeroself alice/aliceself aqua/aquaself

marine/marineself astros/astrosself navy/navyself

azure/azureself bayern/bayernself yonder/yonderself

boe/boeself brew/brewself brave/braveself

byz/byzself cadet/cadetself cam/camself

bri/briself capri/capriself ceru/ceruself

chel/chelself sea/seaself chlorine/chlorineself

cobalt/cobaltself coll/collself lum/lumself

flower/flowerself cray/crayself ola/olaself

cub/cubself cyan/cyanself turq/turqself

sky/skyself delft/delftself dell/dellself

denim/denimself dolph/dolphself duke/dukeself

electric/electricself indi/indiself fluor/fluorself

ice/iceself iris/irisself steel/steelself

magic/magicself maverick/maverickself maya/mayaself

slate/slateself night/nightself photo/photoself

ox/oxself paci/pacificself peri/periself

powder/powderself saph/sapphireself space/spaceself

teal/tealself tiff/tiffself ultra/ultraself vio/violetself

*Glitter/Shimmer

shine/shineself spark/sparkleself glisten/glistenself

bright/brightself holo/holoself pix/pixieself

iri/iridescentself rainbow/rainbowself light/lightself

sequin/sequinself

*Ink and Fountain pens

drip/dripself black/blackself feather/featherself

spill/spillself color/colorself dye/dyeself

wax/waxself pigment/pigmentself resin/resinself

sketch/sketchself draw/drawself