#pizza guy redacted audio

[venuslove-28]

he owns my heart sorry

from this post + kofi

[odysseussolar]

Guy

Just started listening to redacted,, in love with pizza guy. That's all

[sunshineboy-greer-collins]

seeing, perceiving, eye contact

nsfw!! if you’re a minor don’t read this.

cw: exhibitionism with Guy and Gavin, orgasm denial mentioned with Sam, ‘puppy’ used as a petname with Ash, and obviously very explicit!

Milo fucking Sweetheart and when they look away from him, he gently holds their chin, turning their face towards him again “Come on, sweetheart, let me see those pretty eyes of yours”

David fucking Angel in front of a mirror so they can see themself and every time they look away, David will stop moving until they look at themself in the mirror again “Look in the mirror and see how beautiful you are Angel”

Honey sitting in a chair and just watching Guy while he masturbates, instructing him on how fast to move his hand and the like, giving him praise and calling him desperate when he starts begging for their touch “Honeyyy, stop just looking at me and do something! Pleasee”

Asher sitting on the floor between Baaabe legs, looking up them while they gently cup his cheek, as he begs to give them oral, and they tell him to wait like a good puppy “Please, baaabe, I will be good, I promise! Please let me make you cum”

Gavin who fucks Freelancer against a window after cloaking the two of them so that no one would actually see them, but whenever someone looks at the window Gavin will still go “You see that deviant? They’re looking at you and how fucked out you look right now…”

Darlin’ who asked Sam to try orgasm control and now, after being denied multiple times is nothing but a whining, moaning mess that doesn’t know how to form a sentence “You can look at me all you want with those pleadin’ eyes of yours, Darlin’. I’m not gonna let you cum unless you use your words.”

Porter who, even though he isn’t looking at them, is well aware that they are looking at him “You know, Treasure, just because i’m reading doesn’t mean i can’t feel your eyes on me and you practically squirming in your place… you looking to do something, dear?”

[qhoaaaa]

Listened to guy's audio a few days ago

HIS CUTENESS AGGRESSION WAS SO CUTEE WHAT THE FUCK ERIK

What kinda serotonin ARE YOU PUTTING IN HIMM

Side note, I need Milo to have cuteness aggression right NEOW LIKE EIENDHDIENEKS

[xanyiaz]

every time i see a guy audio coming out, i always see a lot of people complaining about how his character lacks depth or that they want angst- lemme just defend guy for a second.

HE STARTED OFF AS A JOKE CHARACTER. both him and ollie are surface-level and buffer/filler characters to give us some fluff/a break from all the lore and stressful shit. AND THAT'S OKAY!! THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT HE'S FOR. it doesn't make him a bad/lazy character, IT'S HIS JOB TO GIVE US A LIL GIGGLE AND PUT US AT EASE. it also doesn't make erik a bad writer, we know what he's capable of !!! he's a very talented guy and also a busy man and sometimes it's easier (for him) and nicer (for both parties) to have a chill, slice-of-life audio where nothing is going wrong and it's all silly vibes.

i will admit, i would love some angst or an audio where honey isn't doing so great and guy takes care of them since we've had the opposite already. but also, if we never get that, that's totally cool !! it's erik's channel, and this is his HOBBY, for god's sake. give the man a break and let him make some lofi, chill content every now and then. and also- let him have some characters that are just silly and light-hearted !! not all of them have to be super fleshed-out with extensive, angsty backstories.

again, we KNOW that erik is talented and what he's capable of as a writer - he's already proved it to us with other characters & storylines. not ALL of his characters have to be super detailed. some characters are just meant to be simple and silly and cheesy (pun intended) for a break, THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE FOR. and again, just bc guy doesn't have any angst or a long backstory doesn't make him a bad character !! just let the silly pizza guy be a silly pizza guy >:( /lh

tagging: @s0lairee idk- anyone else who agrees lol

[hammerhead-jpg]

Erik: haha a recurring pizza delivery guy character!!! And his name is Guy because he's the pizza Guy!! Isn't that funny-

Redacted nation: FUCCKKKKK!!!!! LET ME FUCK HIM!!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! SEX!!!!!

[tommytomatoe]

early david's the type of dude to get super jealous seeing angel talking to another guy just to find out its their brother or some shit

[polka-punk]

tweet that is extremely Guy coded

[mr-laveau]

Ya know, I love stuff where people are like "Honey's a shifter and hasn't told Guy." I do love it, truly

I however love more that Honey is legit just a dude(gn) like they're a dude and they don't emote much and they're being a lil dude and Guy just loves that for them

He's like "who's my most handsomest prettiest toughest softest bean bag of a lil dude" and Honey is just like "ok, man."

[stupd000]

honey telling guy how brilliant and talented he is and that his writing is gonna go far one day they’re sure of is 4K Ultra HD no blur

[miyaheestar]

dear erik, it has been 3 months since last i saw my beloved husband named guy. i just want my husband to be back, erik. bring back my husband. going to a war of pizza deliveries for 3 months is enough, erik. if the next hbs isn't going to be guy i will hunt you down.

signed, sunflower honey.

[venuslove-28]

some guy crumbs

[idontdomathlol]

Since everyone is doing this...Judge me based on my kins! From whom I kin the most to least

Guy

Angel

Asher

Cutie

[sunshineboy-greer-collins]

*music starts playing*

song: “you and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals-“

me: GUY REDACTEDAUDIO ???

[frog-0n-a-l0g]

What is it with these pizza boys???

They’re putting chemicals in the sauce or sum

[xanyiaz]

[repost] redacted audio characters if they saw the Barbie movie :)

- damn crew went together ofc <3

- huxley dragged damien to see it but by the end, damien was crying more than huxley

- lasko cried loads during the mother-daughter scenes and everyone else comforted him 🫶🫶

- gavin dressed up in all pink with pink platform boots and completely ATE. got freelancer leaning back on the floor taking loads of pictures of him like a celebrity

- caelum went with gavin & freelancer (their second watch). was sitting on gavin’s lap as a lil booster and kept clinging onto him and freelancer at the emotional scenes 🥹 gavin and freelancer bought him candyfloss after which perked him up again :’)

- guy was joking around in the beginning but held honey’s hand tight throughout the whole film. after the film he blasted “I’m just Ken” on full volume in the car on the way home and swore to make a Ken pizza on his next shift

- sweetheart teasing milo when Ken was showing off his mojo dojo casa house and bought him a pink glitter cowboy hat on the way home 💀

- elliott made a dreamscape of the barbie dream house & the mojo dojo casa house after the film

tag list <3 (lmk if you'd like to be added or removed !!): @zeerohpunk @themeridian @puffin-smoke @vind3miat0r @froggytimemachineinternet @redactedbloop @slushiepizza @qhoaaaa @plaqying @ashton-sano @mokozroach @washa @idk-ig-7 @kuteheadrest @solairereject @copsecore