#redacted wolf boys

[mythallia]

how funny would it be if april fools au david is like a wattpad omega

[moonbounds]

Asher loves Babe like a pathetic gamer boy, like he’s OBSESSED. Pretty Rave Girl type beat. He’s absolutely whipped, on his knees for Babe, walked like a dog. He’s got full on heart eyes, no thoughts head empty, wouldn’t hesitate to jump over a cliff for Babe. Crawling on the floor towards them, stealing their clothes, sending long ass texts in the middle of the night about how much he loves them.

Yeah, he’s kind of a simp. But also, he’s really hot, so…

[qhoaaaa]

I hc that David's mom's name was Angela

Angela Shaw

And that when Gabriel would describe her to David, when he was a kid growing up, Gabe would always refer to her in the softest tone, reminiscing about her gently, calling her Angel, of which David got from him to call his mate

[dukecollinsbf]

"you probably don't even know my middle name"

"that's a trick question. you don't have one"

"i have one."

darlin at the pack growing up

[crysoon]

poorly describing things in redacted: groups edition

shaw pack: giant polycule with subunit pairs

solaire clan: several bitchless ankle biters and vincent

damn squad: 4 losers and their living intrusive thoughts friend gavin

mates trio: evil third graders

wolf boys trio: david and his gay parole officers

vampire villains trio (quinn, adam, alexis): be crime, do gay

vamp trio (sam, vincent, lovely): babygirl whores

the main shaw pack fours (dav, ash, milo, darlin): first graders with access to free will (and david)

elementals: mental hospital patients candidates

daemons: six yrs olds with murderous tendencies and caelum

[propertyofsamcollins]

I feel like Asher can't parallel park

[eeperpeepr]

Milo Greer doodle

[desmorotu]

asher’s playlist 💋 (a glimpse)

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

☆ standing next to you - jungkook (he loves the bass and the groovy ass beat; loves to dance in front of Baaabe while they do chores around the house while making stupid faces at them. definitely screams the lyrics at the top if his lungs)

☆ i was made for lovin’ you - kiss (loves the bass and guitar. bobs his head along while he listens. wants to learn the song on guitar—always references the lyrics to Baaabe, much to their chagrin.)

☆ chop suey! - system of a down (he likes the chaotic vibe of the instrumental and vocals. he thinks the lyrics are silly. his fave parts are the harmonies!)

☆ lonely day - system of a down (he’s a sucker for a good melody, harmony, and instrumental. likes to listen to it when he’s trying to relax. he references the lyrics dramatically to his partner, but he truly enjoys the deeper meaning of them.)

☆ something in the way - nirvana (he has this on his playlist ironically ever since the newest batman came out. he randomly walks into their bedroom and plays it on his phone, standing in a brooding manner until Baaabe scolds him LMFAO.)

☆ o green world - gorillaz (“it scratches my brain in the right places” …he cannot sit still when this song is on, but then again, he isn’t able to with any music)

☆ dare - gorillaz (refer to the description above. he bounces on his legs and shakes his hips to the beat, regardless of whether Baaabe is watching or not. he is a SUCKER for a cool vibe)

☆ animals - nickelback (he particularly enjoys the suggestive lyrics and often bursts into song regularly with this one. makes him jump up and down uncontrollably in true stimming fashion.)

☆ crying lightning - arctic monkeys (bass line. groovy beat. cool lyric cadence. loves playing it while driving. definitely shakes his head aggressively to the guitar.)

☆ smooth operator - sade (HE LOVES THE BASS AND SAXOPHONE. it’s his favorite song to dance with Baaabe to. he hums the melody in their ear and enjoys holding them from behind while they sway :3. loves when he hears them singing along.)

☆ the summoning - sleep token (he doesn’t like the beginning as much as he likes the end, but he LOVES the chorus. he hates how long the transition is between the two styles of song LOL)

refer to asher’s playlist cover at the bottom :)

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

if you’d like more, do tell :3 these are songs from my own playlist, and these are just my opinion. they’re the vibes that i get while casually listening! i’d love to do more characters too <3

k bye 💟

[romeo-the-homeo]

its canon the wolf boys just walk around the house in hardly any clothing do u think darlin also does this now that theyre more comfortable around sam

[vind3miat0r]

Assigning Redacted Couples Planetary Objects With Little to No Explanation

long warning 👍

wolfboys

David+Angel: Eclipse and Sun (do yall see it)

Asher+Baabe: Sun and Moon (no explanation needed)

Milo+Sweetheart: either Star and Venus or Venus and Venus

vamps

Vincent+Lovely: Sun and Sun. im right.

Sam+Darlin': Moon and Moon or Moon and Eclipse

Porter+Treasure: STAR AND MOON IM RIGHT ABOUT THIS ONE

Fred+Bright: Star and Eclipse

damn crew

Gavin+Freelancer: Star and Venus

Damien+Huxley: Eclipse and Sun

Lasko+Coworker: Sun and Sun

demons

Avior+Starlight: Star and Star. again no explanation needed

Vega+Warden: either Eclipse and Star or Eclipse and Eclipse, depends if its either the beginning of Carpe Deus or middle-end-ish

Regulus+Precious: Eclipse and Moon (from what i can tell; im staying far away from Regulus 👍)

Brachium+Sunshine (Platonic): Star and Sun

Caelum+Freelancer (Platonic): Sun and Venus

unempowered

Aaron+Smartass: Venus and Venus

Ollie+Mentor: Sun and Star

Guy+Honey: Sun and Sun (some would argue that Honey is the Moon but NO they are Sun-coded)

Flyboi!Ivan+Baby: Sun and Eclipse

Yandere!Ivan+Beautiful: Eclipse and Eclipse

miscellaneous

Elliot+Sunshine: either Moon and Sun or Star and Sun

Geordi+Cutie: Star and Star

Bestie+Blake: Star and... Black Hole

Nick+Matt: Sun and Moon

Morgan+Obscura: Moon and Moon

Camelopardalis+Any of his Listeners (Queer Platonic): Moon and Star

James+Spouse: either Moon and Star or Star and Moon

Anton+My Love: Sun and Sun or Star and Sun

Marcus+Asset: Eclipse and Black Hole

Hush+Doc: Pluto and Eclipse

yuh

[mythallia]

asher is the type to have baaabe use pet safe dye on his wolf

this man has shown up to a pack run looking like this

[moonbounds]

Asher and babe

[qhoaaaa]

"Mate fights! Mate fights! Mate fights! Come on Sweetheart, you're going down!"

I LOVE THIS AUDIO YALL DONT UNDERSTAND

[dukecollinsbf]

teen tank who was quiet around the pack until they randomly gave some amazing life changing poetic ass advice and the pack member who got it looked at them like

[crysoon]

somebody asks the wolf boys gay son or thot daughter, david answers with some shit like “i don’t think it’s really for me to decide love is love i will love my child no matter what” and asher answers thot daughter while milo says gay son

[propertyofsamcollins]

Baaabe and Asher = Jessica and Roger Rabbit