as someone with lifelong chronic illnesses that have bailed me out of some awkward situations in my time, sometimes i feel the need to be like hey universe!!!! listen up!!!! i do NOT want to be rescued from this scenario by getting sick!!!! i mean you know i'll always be grateful for that one time with the midterms, i understand you're trying to be on my side here when you hit the eject button using a whole stick of dynamite, BUT NOT THIS TIME!! I APPRECIATE THE THOUGHT BUT I'M GOOD!!
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Killing murdering screaming waiting for my cousin to text me back whether or not he can drive me to the airport tomorrow or if I have to order a taxi WHICH NONE OF THE TAXIS ARE OKAY WITH LESS THE 24 HR NOTICE THIS IS FINE IM FINE IM NOT GONNA PUKE. look I'm gonna call em ANYWAYS to see if I can get one if he can't but please. Please. Just put me out of my fucking misery
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Cryshorn’s Call: Dune/Narnia Crossover
Summary: It is said Shai Hulud himself called House Pevensie to Arrakis to lead the Fremen into their first Golden Age. Centuries later, they have been called upon again.
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“The Shadout Mapes gave me this horn,” says Jessica, holding it between them with both hands. “It is made from a tooth of Shai Hulud, she said.”
Paul has heard of crysknives before, the legendary blades made from sandworm teeth carried by the Fremen. He’s never seen one, though, and never even heard of a horn being made from the same material. He takes it carefully from his mother, holding it with two hands as she did. “A cryshorn?” he supposes, examining the length. It looks so fragile.
“She told me the horn would summon help, perhaps even from Shai Hulud himself.” His mother’s voice is wry, disbelieving, as she imparts the Shadout’s words.
Paul is reminded vaguely of stories from long-ago. Fairy tales of ancient Arrakis and its supernaturally-powered rulers. Had one of them carried a horn…? Or perhaps it was another instrument entirely, and his tired mind is looking for connections that don’t exist.
He tells his mother, “We could use any help, now.” And, when she does not immediately protest, raises the horn to his lips.
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I... I...
I'm being asked to go to Blueberry Academy. Oh... oh no.... oh no oh no oh no....
Kieran's going to be mad when he sees me he's going to be upset he hate mes he won't want to see me
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so my flight today got delayed for 7 hours (🖕 u allegiant you SUCK) and i still got a few more hours till i leave 2 go to the airport so. you should leave some asks in my inbox. pls. thank you
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