When the students are not allowed to see the giant three-headed dog beeing led into the castle
Severus: We need a distraction.
Minerva: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Dumbledore, putting his most ridiculous hat on, whispering: My time has come.
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Dumbledore: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.
Snape: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Minerva isn’t.
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Dumbledore: Minerva has started to date random people...again.
Flitwick: On a scale of 1 to 10, what level of problem is the current one?
Dumbledore: The sic-Severus-on-them level
Flitwick: Damn! Where in Severus's scale does it stand?
Dumbledore: Between Severus use your master spy skills to track their every move and Severus bloody murder the damn bastard and harvest your potion ingredients from their remains. Tending greatly towards the latter.
Flitwick:
Dumbledore:
Snape: You do realize that this will be the 47th one? The last one hasn't even decomposed properly. When are you going to wizard up and propose?
Minerva: *appearing suddenly* Propose? To whom?
Dumbledore: Fu-Flitwick!
Severus: Fu-Fudge!
Flitwick: Fu-Fang!
Minerva:
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Ok so this is something fun i had in my mind. Imagine Albus Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall are married and have a daughter same age as Severus. They went to school together then got into a relationship then years later they are still 8n a relationship. But Albus and Minerva don't know that their daughter is in a relationship with their best friend. And they are strict parents and also very protective. So she asks sev to go reveal it to them. How do u think the conversation would go.
Severus- Minnie I need to inform you something. Albus you too...
Minerva- It's something serious or very humours when u call me tat name so wat is it
Snape gulps and - you both are gonna be the grandparents of ,...ahm my unborn kid
Albus- congratulations my boy. Gladly Ill take on the role.
Minerva- Oh I am so happy. By the way when are you going to bring your girlfriend to meet us
Snape - That... actually I ....... Kind off got your DAUGHTER pregnant.
Minerva-
Albus-
What do you think would happen or how do u think he would have revealed. I know its lame but just had a thought.
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PoA Christmas
Dumbledore wearing a witch's hat with a stuffed vulture caused Severus discomfort due to the haunting memory of the boggart.
I really love how harry recalled this scene in DH..
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~~The way the legend trio talk to each other on Harry Potter Korean translation~~
Severus : usually uses formal&highest honorific to both headmaster and deputy headmistress.
Minerva : uses informal honorifc to both. It feels privilege of deputy headmistress+old friend.
Dumbledore....
to Minerva (including all other professors)- uses formal&old honorific that respects people of similar position.
But only to Severus - uses formal&old low talk(don't know the exact term) that respects friend or lower status people.
Severus is definitely the youngest.
It just occur to me because I am re-reading the books these days in HP 20th anniversary revised translation edition and it slightly changed to other way... 😐
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tee hee hello hi i edited some paired ending cards for the house leaders because they are an inseparable set of boom booms and are strongest together and must not be separated!!! the text for each card is below the cut for anyone who uses a screen reader :)
Dimitri (Lion of Legend) & Edelgard (Eagle of Flames)
After the war’s peaceful end, Dimitri formally ascended the throne as the first king of a secular Faerghus and worked tirelessly to build a nation free of intolerance and persecution. Alongside his sister, the ruler of Adrestia, he invested wealth and resources into the regions of Fódlan most damaged by the war. Their reign marked the rebirth of Duscur as a free, sovereign state, as well as a reformed education system that resulted in widespread knowledge of many cultures and faiths. The two were known for their heated quarrels and banter, but the balance of Dimitri’s kindness and Edelgard’s passion led Fódlan to a new era of fairness and prosperity. It is said that when Dimitri’s daughter came of age, the princess received a gift from her aunt: a dagger, which had been given to her by her most treasured friend.
Claude (King of Unification) & Dimitri (Lion of Legend)
Following the destruction of Shambhala, Claude was formally chosen by his peers and his citizens to rule the first democratic Kingdom of Leicester. His reign inspired the dissolution of the Church of Seiros as Fodlan’s ruling force and allowed its followers to practice alongside believers of many different faiths. This feat was only possible with the support of Dimitri, who sought to bring knowledge and love for all cultures and beliefs into his own kingdom. Together, they succeeded in returning coastal lands along Faerghus’s border to the people of Sreng, whom they helped establish the most successful port for fishing in both countries’ histories. Dimitri would cite his dearest friend as the reason why Fódlan’s people never went hungry, and the grand feasts that he hosted whenever they met were his way of thanking him.
Claude (King of Unification) & Edelgard (Eagle of Flames)
Following the defeat of those who slither in the dark at the hands of Fódlan’s unified army, the new Adrestian Empire flourished under Edelgard’s rule as a prosperous state built on the principles of freedom and equality. She credited many of her highly effective foreign policy reforms to Claude, whose friendship and guidance helped her achieve the goal of seeing Fódlan as a beacon of acceptance and love for all cultures and backgrounds. When Claude took his place as the King of Almyra, their combined leadership helped countless civilizations thrive and support each other in times of need. The two eventualy retired together to spend their days traveling the world, and Edelgard’s dream of experiencing the sun’s warmth to her heart’s content, and leading an ordinary life with the one she cherished most, finally came true.
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