#play video poker

[lasvegas-app]

Tips and Tricks for Playing Video Poker Games

To play video poker there are different types of tips and tricks. "Las Vegas" is a very famous and well-liked game of video poker that people can play. The aim of the game is to create the strongest set of five cards in your hand. In the beginning, the player has 2 cards and 5 coins. They can win up to 2 more coins. If the player has a good set of cards, they can win more coins if they bet more coins.

This video poker game is where the player plays against the casino. During the game, you will receive five playing cards and will have the option to discard either one or three of them, while keeping the other two. If your hand is better than the dealer's hand, you win. It's like playing poker. People like to play the game because it has simple rules and the house doesn't usually have an advantage.

It is a simple and easy game to learn and play. It is also a game that many people play on a regular basis. This game is also known as five-card poker or sometimes five-card draw. It is important to know how to play this game so that you can win and make money.

[shesmore-shoebill]

okay the tinkywinky/wheresmycoffee choking is hilarious, but im not seeing enough additional fanfare for this section:

Like in under, 1 minute, in quick succession:

- amanda as tinky winky says he wants to take wheresmycoffee out for a nice italian dinner and share a bottle of wine

- amanda smacks trevor up the chin, seemingly unprompted

- amanda's tinky winky moustache falls off

- angelas wheresmycoffee moustache migrates even FURTHER up, is actively threatening her eyes

- "i dont think thats a moustache i think that's an infection" "i shaved right before and felt bad about it so i put this on"

- "SOMEONE GIVE ME ANOTHER CUP OF COFFEE." "YOU DONT NEED ANOTHER CUP OF COFFEE."

[hyunpic]

hyunjin’s popipo challenge filmed by lino

[texaschainsawmascara]

Jennifer Tilly

[straysongdog]

Monster Dogs Playing Poker

My contribution to the Dog Ending Zine

[risingsunresistance]

skyblock luck directly translates to all other games

[delafiseaseses]

I tell ya, its a shame we never got t' play poker in any Fallout game.

New Vegas has allusions t' poker, a funny scene of someone pre-war cheating at poker, but no actual poker. We got 6 decks of cards and no poker.

Well, I say 6, the Lucky 38 just has a unique Ace of Spades and the Sierra Madre has no unique cards (just a unique back of the cards, as do all the decks) and The Tops and Ultra-Luxe just have unique face cards, still, so many cards and no poker. Just Blackjack and Caravan for ya card games.

I actually like a game of Caravan every now and then, but poker, well, I like poker far more.

[guckygarnes]

hot tamales are like if poison capsules were so so yummy

[denizenhardwick]

you know that pocket rocket is slang for vibrator right?? like im really hoping you understand that

I did not. The more you know 👍

[lasvegas-app]

The Benefits of Playing Video Poker

The game of play video poker has grown in popularity over the last few years. While many players know the basics of the game, there are some tricks and tips that can make your experience more enjoyable. It's loaded with tips, tricks, and strategies for this popular casino game. It's perfect for those who are just getting into the game and looking for a guide to help them become a more successful player. With video poker, you will meet new people, make new friends, and more. Download Now!

[shesmore-shoebill]

im five minutes into the poker game video and the characters and energy is already off the walls and fucking INCREDIBLE but honestly. maybe the funniest thing so far is just the completely improbable amount of (cigar/cigarette smoke) fog being pumped into the room. All of the cast members doing crazy accents and and in wacky outfits trying to play poker is already so fucking funny. and then you actually look at the screen and you see this:

PEAK comedy.

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[classyrbf]

CALL HIM DADDY! — JJK MEN

SYNOPSIS...when you jokingly call the jjk men ‘daddy’ just to see how they’d react

INFO...jjk men (toji, nanami, geto, gojo) x fem!reader, suggestive, fluff, crack fic kinda, not proofread

OTHER...likes and reblogs are appreciated

TOJI

You were washing the dishes, finally scrubbing the last plate as Toji at his snack on the couch. You turned the faucet off, shaking the excess water into the sink before you turned to Toji, a smirk forming on your face. The entire time you were washing dishes, you remember seeing a video where a girl pranked her boyfriend by calling him ‘daddy’ in the most casual way possible.

You cleared your throat, leaning against the sink. “Hey, daddy, can you pass a napkin to dry my hands?” You stared at him, waiting to see his reaction.

“Yeah, of course, ba—wait what the hell did you just say?” His brows pinched together as he stood from his spot on the couch. He slowly walked over to you, placing his snack on the countertop.

“I asked if you could pass me a napkin,” you repeat.

“Nah, nah,” he shook his head, “you said something else before that.” He narrowed his eyes at you, slowly closing the gap between the two of you.

It was getting hard to keep a poker face, finding it difficult to stare into his eyes. “What are you talking about, Toji?” You sighed. “You’re hearing things, old man,” you scoffed, turning away from him with a smirk on your face.

“Oh, so now I’m old man, huh? Not daddy? Hm? Hm?” He grabbed at your waist, pulling you closer to him to the point you couldn’t hold back your laughter.

“It was a prank!” You laughed, tears in your eyes.

“You’re gonna be the death of me, woman. I swear.” He pecked your lips, smiling at you. “Though, I think we should try that in the bedroom.”

“Toji Fushiguro!” You yell as he lifts you over his shoulder and carries you to the room.

GOJO

You and Gojo were so casually getting ready to watch a movie before he asked if you wanted any snacks from the kitchen. “Yes, please, some chips and soda.” You gave him a tender smile. A few minutes went by as he came back with a bunch of snacks you didn’t even ask for, but you knew they were most likely for him.

“Your chips and soda.” He placed the bowl in your lap and the cup in your hand. “Want any candy?” He asked, pointing to the sour strips he was munching on.

“I’m okay, thank you, daddy,” You causally said before placing a chip in your mouth.

His eyes shot up in surprise before he began choking on the sour strip. “O-oh, my god.” He began coughing, hunching over.

“Satoru, are you okay?” You rubbed his back before he turned to look at your with the most shocked expression you’ve ever seen on him.

“Am I okay? Baby, you literally just called me daddy! Damn near lost my life!” His voice was still rough from all the coughing.

“What?” You asked, pretending to be confused.

“You….just…called…me…daddy.” He leaned closer towards you with each word spoken.

“Toru, I love you, but never in a million years would I call you that. Play the movie.” You shake your head in disbelief, looking towards the the tv.

“Say it again.” Toru grabbed at your hands, holding them to his chest. “Say it again, please!” He begged while you ignored him, continuing to eat your chips. “You think I’m daddy? Am I? Come on, baby. I can be so daddy!”

You couldn’t help but burst into laughter at how serious he was taking the whole situation. Your eyes landed upon his expression, an offended look in his eye. “I’m sorry, Toru!” You cackled.

“You’re not funny,” he mumbled, turning away from you, crossing his arms over his chest.

“Awe, baby,” you coo, cupping his face and kissing his cheek, “you’re so daddy, okay?”

He huffs, rolling his eyes. “Promise?”

“Yes,” you giggle, “promise.”

NANAMI

You were getting ready for bed as Nanami read his book in the living room with the light dimmed. He had his reading glasses on, so focused on the words on the page before you walked over to him. “Going to bed?” He looked up from his book.

“Yeah,” you yawned, nodding your head.

“Well, alright. Goodnight, I love you.” He returns your kiss when you lean down to peck his lips.

“I love you too, daddy.” You smile, walking towards the bedroom. He goes back to reading his book, adjusting his glasses as he reads the next few lines on the page. Suddenly, he places the book on his lap and looks around the room. Nanami quickly gets up and follows you to the room, seeing that you’re already under the blankets.

“Honey?” He whispers.

“Yes, Kento?” You open your eyes to find him standing in the doorway.

“What did you say in the living room a few seconds ago?” He clears his throat, crossing his arms over his chest.

“I love you?” You say, raising a brow.

“Yeah, that’s what, uh, I thought.” He bites the inside of his cheek, adjusting his glasses once more. “You sure that was all?” He furrows his brows.

“Yes, Kento, I’m sure.” You let out a tired sigh before turning over in the bed, pulling the covers over your face. “Goodnight, daddy.” You cover your mouth with your hand in attempts to hide your laughter.

You feel the bed sink beneath you, his hand coming up to pull the blanket from your face. “I don’t mind you calling me daddy, but please, don’t try and hide it. If you’d like to try something new just let me—”

“Ken, baby, it was a prank!” You sit up in bed, laughing. “Oh, I’m so sorry.” You hug him, kissing his cheek. “You thought I was being serious?”

“Well…yeah.” He blinks, cheeks flushed a light pink. “I…kinda like it,” he admits.

“Oh!” You say, slightly shocked. “I’ll keep that noted.”

GETO

You were getting ready to leave to the mall, grabbing your keys and slipping your shoes on at the front door. Geto walked over to say goodbye, grabbing at your hand. You kissed him quickly before saying, “bye, daddy.” You tried to rush out the door.

“Bye, mommy.” You quickly turned your head with a look of shock. Geto returned your expression, still holding your hand. “What?”

“What’d you just call me?” You shut the door, locking it.

“I didn’t say a word.” He shook his head at you. “You’re the one who said something.”

“No, no, don’t turn this around on me, Suguru Geto!” Your jaw dropped.

“You’re the one who called me daddy!” He retorted.

“Not even!” You quickly snap back.

“Yes, huh! Mommy!” He yelled, laughing at you.

“Not, uh! Daddy!” You shouted back at him before both you began laughing with each other. “You’re no fun, I was trying to prank you.” You pout.

“Can’t prank me, love.” He kissed the top of your head, slightly chuckling. “Have fun at the mall, m’kay?”

“Yeah, yeah, whatever. I love you.”

“I love you too, mommy!” He joking says as you shut the door his face.

[fuchsiamae]

so you're new to portal (2007)/portal 2 (2011)

comics

required reading: lab rat and there are a couple of other, shorter official comics

turret lullaby

randolph the red-nosed turret (preserved on portalwiki)

videos

thinkwithportals.com has most of the ad shorts in one place, but not included there are

portal is free

aperture science romance safety compliance guide

perpetual testing initiative

audio

the portal 2 soundtrack is free online!

glados and cave johnson both have dota2 announcer packs

"don't say goodbye" is an unused glados song that ellen mclain WROTE

apocrypha

aperture desk job is free on steam

portal 2: the final hours is $2 and worth it

significant appearances in both poker night 2 and lego dimensions (including another glados song)

the portal ARG and potatofoolsday ARG

concept art!! (rip portal 2 art book, I will never be over you)

AND you can't forget the old aperturescience.com (archived by valve, thank god) you can look up commands to navigate it but I'd start by trying "help"

I KNOW this isn't everything, I haven't played the VR stuff and don't even know where to start with it, feel more than free to pile on

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