#groaner

[tinyhorror]

they just want some pets and don’t know how to ask for them nicely ‘~’

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[machinegh0ul]

Groaner from Silent Hill

[straysongdog]

Monster Dogs Playing Poker

My contribution to the Dog Ending Zine

[cafe52]

DOG HOUSE. LEVIN ST.

[weepingfoxfury]

The man on the radio is talking with Vladimir, a frequent visitor, violinist extraordinaire and extreme raconteur. The Emerald Isle is bathed in the rain of many 'soft days', so there's a brawl in the corner over 'the umbrella.' The traffic lady says there's a gas leak with emergency works and many roads closed off ... there's mention of The Diving Board in Salt Hill. My imagination is running wild.

Today's texted in groaner: if you haven't tried blindfold archery, you don't know what you're missing.

Ireland declares recognition of the State of Palestine. Bravo!

Yesterday's shiny metropolis trip, as always, has given full range to my tinnitus. Time lost all meaning ... not least because the new microwave/time machine is still missing in action. I suspect sabotage on the part of the current Dugga Dugga Dugga part concrete mixer model. Obviously determined not to be replaced.

I'm beginning to think Dugga's real name is Hal and that next time I put my coffee in to send it back to a time when it was hot, I'll hear that immortal line ... 'I'm sorry, I can't let you do that' ...

[crowwolf]

Grrrr I wish I was more outspoken at times! My hubs cousin-in-law posted on FB about wanting to get rid of a 5.5 cu ft freezer...

My first thought was - with or without a body.

Bahdum tiss...I'll see myself out now.

Aren't you glad we're mutuals?

[jameschillingworth]

National Tie, Cider and Business Plan Month!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM9-A00R5as CHILLIJOKES - TIE CIDER AND BUSINESS PLAN MONTH #TIE #CIDER #PERRY #BUSINESSPLAN #CHILLIJOKES #FUNNY #HUMOR #HUMOUR #COMEDY #HAHA #STANDUP #COMEDIAN #JOKE #DADJOKE #DADJOKES #HILLARIOUS #GROANER

[emperornorton47]

Believe it or not, I thought Dolly was just another country yokel. But ever since I saw 9 to 5, I realized she was a badass supporting the right causes.

[higgsbison]

A thing I've really grown to appreciate when writing Discworld stuff, is how the style's designed for you to mash together a random shower thought, a cool fact you know and the most obnoxious pun you could think of, and then just plop it straight into the middle of whatever actual plot you're going thru AND you also get to call it worldbuilding.

[taxusbaccata6]

I know, it's groaner.

[roleplayallday]

Hey folks! Wondering if someone is interested in roleplaying supermansion with me! I know the fandom is mostly dead but surely there’s someone out there that can indulge me!

I’ve had a lot of ideas that I haven’t been able to do for years that i’d love to rp!

I ship blackgroans and debbie/devizo for the most part but i can do robolex, courtney/lex, and i’m interested in learning about more rarepairs!

Dm me here or on discord! My discord is kazikuns

[spockvarietyhour]

YOU SEE WE TURNED HIM INTO A CUBE

[cafe52]

To Midwich Elementary

[weepingfoxfury]

The man on the radio is back once more ... for how long, who knows? Where has he been? Who knows? Does he even know he's been gone? Perhaps he has continued performing his show with the Lost Postman as his trusty aide in some alternate Universe and has no idea of our wonderings as to his waywardness. Weatherwise we have 12 to 15 degrees today, sunshine is MIA, thermal everything is required ... I've even put thermal covers on the deckchairs. The traffic lady may just have mentioned the cold start, the lack of attention paid by motorists and one or two collisions. The chef on the radio flung his virtual frying pans around with unknown ingredients in them.

Today's groaner: A woman texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning, “Windows frozen, won’t open.” Her husband texts back, “Slowly pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap the edges with a hammer.” 5 minutes later the woman texts back, “Computer really messed up now.” ;-D badoom tish … here all week!!

Friday the 13th and the spiders are coming in! I have no problem with spiders, regardless of size ... but, according to the man on the radio, others are not so welcoming. I'd call the size of this one a 'Delilah'. There was a 'Goliath' version in the bathroom, but I fear she may have ventured upstairs and become extremely short term friends with Loft Cat.

Not long after this one came in, she ended up floating in the dogs' water bowl. I retrieved her, watched her run up the long curtain by the back door and, in due course, she returned to her original position.

On only one occasion have I decided against a spider setting up camp. That particular one was larger than my hand. Impressive legs that moved finger like across the floor and she eventually came to rest on one of my boots. I picked up said boot and left it outside the front door. I often wonder if that was her full size or whether she grew bigger and bigger and eventually made off with a few of the neighbourhood cats. ;-)

Friday, Friday, Friday ... paraskevidekatriaphobia (fear of Friday 13th) is rife in Ireland so there will be many still abed that have no intention of coming out from beneath the duvet. Let's hope they fare better than New Yorker Daz Baxter. On Friday 13th in 1976, he decided to just stay in bed for the day, only to be killed when the floor of his apartment block collapsed under him. Highly likely they will as there's an awful lot of bungalows on the Emerald Isle ...

[koskela-knights]

I compiled some questionable Ilmo sounds and rearranged them to bring you a heartwarming story between one echo Ilmo and a fed (though ilmo audio only)😳

Thnx to @zephyrone01 for converting the files 😏 and Champion of Light for providing the sauce

[anti-gravity-insanity]

Guess you could say the shooter was too far left