good omens american revolution minisode pitch
aziraphale: im going to smooth things over between the crown and the colonies before things start to get severely out of hand!
cut to title card: Aziraphale Starts the American Revolution
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Yeah it's nice to be all physically soft and gentle with my pretty pet after a long day, but there's something so nice about speaking softly while hurting their cute little body~
I've got you honey, that's it, you're doing so good~ You're such a cute little painslut aren't you my love? Moaning and whining for more like a good dumb little pup while bent over my knee, hilt of my knife stuffed shallowly in your pretty breeding hole... you like the feeling of my belt bruising up your pretty ass? You like the sting of it hitting your sensitive little aching body, my kisses on your head and my fingers in your drooling little puppy mouth, fucking that pretty throat of yours sweetheart?
Good puppyyy~ Taking every hit on your ass and kiss on your head like a good pet. My precious darling baby, I'll get you aching so much you'll just melt into a whiny pretty mess after. I'm so proud of you babyyy, if you keep being a good little slut for me, I might just slice those undies off you properly and fuck that pretty tummy of yours full of pups honey~
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"Shen Jiu, you really are a demon!"
in which yue qi saves an injured fox kit, which turns out to be an young fox demon. once he's recovered enough strength, he adopts a human form so that he can talk to yue qi properly, but ends up being caught by the slave traders as well. Since he can change form, it would be pretty easy for him to escape, but if he's discovered as a demon he'll never be able to return, and he has no home or family anyways, so he decides he would rather stay and help qi-ge, who will probably get himself killed without someone to stop him from doing stupid shit.
when shen jiu saves yue qi from death by horse carriage, and subsequently is bought by qiu jianluo, fairly quickly qjl realizes he is not human, and delightedly gifts him with a enchanted collar, which renders him unable to chnage forms, stuck in him demonic form and unable to change to full fox or full human shape. like this, he cannot leave the qiu manor at all without immediately giving himself away, even if qjl hadnt also locked him up. like this, he has no choice but to wait until yq makes his way back to the qiu manor at last, but when he's finally freed, he's initially almost feral from how he's been treated, and very nearly kills yqy...
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There's just something about the earnestness and commitment to the inherent silliness of acting when it comes to Jeremy Strong...
[whole interview here]
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i don’t think people realise how confident gaz is. he has such BDE. and he’s such a smartass???? but so respectful??? honesty, all the cod men are great and i get the appeal, but if we’re being real, Gaz would be the best one suited for a relationship. he’d ADORE his partner, send them stupid texts of cats n shit, be your parents best friend. he’d be the one who gets invited to christmas before you do, the one your mum asks about when you call her.
gaz is genuinely so underrated. i wish i could write for him more, but i genuinely have no ideas. the others, i can imagine all sorts of gross freaky shit because i feel like they have it in them.
but gaz? nah. he’s the type to be doing face masks with your little sister, or teaching your little brother football. he’s the type to kiss your forehead and say “yes maam” whenever you tell him to do anything, bring your mum flowers when you visit your parents.
HE IS BOYFRIEND. HES THE DEFINITION
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