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First Steps: Aradin Beno x half drow! Tav
Note: it’s been a while since I’ve written fanfiction so I’m a little rusty.
AO3: First Steps: Aradin x Tav
Aradin did not know what he expected when the half-drow took the night song contract, but he knew he did not expect her to do this. She had come back to the grove with Liam draped over her back. He was barely conscious but was able to get out that he didn’t let the grove’s location slip. Aradin though Liam was as good as dead, looking at his unconscious body curled up in a sleeping back, a part of him thinks he’d be better off that way. Beyond saving Liam’s life and asking for nothing in return, the drow also retrieved some of the gear and personal items from his fallen comrades.
“It’s not much, but it will bring their family some peace,” she said. Aradin had always heard stories of Drow, cold hearted elves driven underground with their women ruling and subjugating anyone they could. But looking at her, he didn’t see anything close to those stories. At first glance, she looked like any normal half-elf with the same slightly pointed ears as Barth. But her complexion was just a tad too ashy to be normal. Almost as if she was close to death. Her hair was also another sign of her Drow heritage, it was a strange shade of white only seen on people from the under dark. The most human thing about her were her eyes. Soft, caring, and memorizing. He felt like she was staring right into his sole.
Aradin took the supplies and told his companions they’d leave as soon as Liam could travel. Before he could do much else, the half drow grabbed his arm.
“You’ll be dead if you leave the grove.” Her voice did not match the strength that she gripped his arm with. Too calm, like she had practiced saying it to everyone.
“The druids won’t like us sticking around. Better to get out now before the gobbos come back.” He tried to sound unbothered but it was difficult with her staring directly into his soul.
“We’re figuring out how to stop the ritual,” her three companions looked bored as they watched them. “Once the goblin camp is cleared, then it’ll be safe to leave.”
Aradin pulled his arm from her grasp, finding her grip all for show. “We don’t have time to wait around for you to straighten out this mess”
“The only way out is chocked with goblins, gnolls, orcs, and bugbears. We’re only alive cause I’m part drow. They won’t be as lenient to you. If you want any chance of seeing another gold piece, you’ll stay put”
The pale elf stepped up next to her, resting an arm on her shoulder, “I’d do what she says, we’d hate to wipe blood off your loot when you’re dead.” He gave a cheeky smile at his little threat.
Aradin tsked, mulling over his options. Look like a coward in front of his crew and hers or staying alive. “Fine. We’ll stay, don’t make us wait long.”
The pale elf turned away with a sing song voice saying, ‘see, it wasn’t that hard’. The wizard and cleric both looked fed up with their leader making a big fuss over him and his crew. But the drow? She gave him a soft smile that almost made Aradin forget her earlier warnings. “Thankyou,” she said before turning around to follow her companions off to their camp.
Aradin pulled himself away from staring at her retreating form to grab a drink. He sat down across from Barth and Remira, taking a long swig of the bland alcohol. The trio sat in silence for a while, each glancing over at Liam to make sure he was still there, still alive.
Remira was the first to break the silence, “she’d make a terrible sell sword. Didn’t even ask for money and gave it to us!” A large smile broke across her lips.
Barth joined in with more praise, “she also got me mum’s locked back from those brats. Thought I’d lost it forever.”
Aradin lost himself in thought about the half-drow. She was so altruistic, saving them at the gates, keeping Zevlor from attacking him, and saving Liam. She wasn’t a paladin as far as he knew. Most likely a ranger based on how she favored the bow over more close ranged weapons. He wondered why she was doing all this. Could she really afford to adventure without focusing on money? Just doing good deeds? Her companions did not seem like the type to go along with making the world a better place, but they stuck around with her.
It only took two days for her to return to the grove with Halsin in tow. The large elf didn’t seem to hold any ill will towards Aradin for leaving him to die. He’d even invited his group to stay for the party to celebrate the goblins’ defeat. Aradin almost declined until the drow caught his eyes, that sweet smile across her lips, that was all it took for him to accept.
Parties were not his thing. Not even the alcohol was enough to get him to socialize with the people there. Barth and Remira had ran off to talk to some teifling bard. Liam was healed up enough to be talking to the druids. That just left Aradin, standing off to the side, watching everyone have a good time. He was lost in thought that he didn’t realize the drow had approached him.
“Hey,” he jumped a bit but quickly composed himself, “how you enjoying the party? Worth sticking around for?” She looked up at him with such a genuine smile on her face. It had been a while sense someone looked at Aradin like that.
He took a moment to compose himself, masking it by taking a swig of the alcohol, “beats being dead. But could use better wine.”
She let out a cute giggles, “can I talk to you in private?”
That truly caught Aradin off guard, “what? Don’t want to be seen talking to me?”
She rolled her eyes, “just have a few things to discuss that I’d rather not have people eavesdropping on.”
Aradin gave her a nod and let her lead him away from the party. She took him down to the beach next to the grove. To his surprise, a white dog and owl beat cub were curled up next to each other sleeping.
“Didn’t know you brought pets with you,” Aradin was cautious not to wake to animals.
“I found them near the goblin camp. Scratch, the dog, was guarding his owner who the goblins killed and the owl bear cub was captured by the goblins after they killed his mom.” She sat down on the sand, gazing fondly at the two.
Aradin followed suit, placing himself close enough to her that they might touch without it being obvious, “you brought me out here to talk about your dog and cub?”
She shook her head but still kept looking at the duo, “I wanted to offer you some information we found on the night song,” she pulled out a small leather bound journal and opened it to a page with multiple notes scribbled down. “The night song isn’t in a Selûne temple. Whatever it is, is hidden in a Shar temple in the shadowlands.”
Aradin skimmed over the notes in her journal, they confirmed what she was saying. “So why you given this to me? I ain’t sending my crew after the night song again if that’s what worries you.”
She looked up at him, an eyebrow quirked, “while it’s not the night song, I hope Lorroakan will pay for information on its location. Especially considering he doesn’t know where it’s actually located.”
Aradin scoffed, “so you want me to be your errand boy? I ain’t-”
“I want you to take the money,” she cut him off. “Get your crew to Baldur’s Gate and get whatever the wizard is willing to pay for that information.”
That truly stunned Aradin, “what’s the catch? Drows aren’t this friendly.”
She bristled at his words. She reached up and grabbed the front of his tunic, pulling him down slightly. “I’m helping you and you insult me? Forget it you’re an ass.” She pushed him back and snatched her journal back.
“Wait, no!” She turned back to look at him, “I am… sorry. Im not used to people being nice, not without me giving something in return.” Aradin took a deep breath, steeling himself for how vulnerable he was being. “Thanks for savin’ my life, gettin Barth’s mums locket back, saving Liam and the Druid, it’s more than anyone has done for me. I don’t know what I could give you in return but thank you for all of it.”
Her face softened back to a smile, “I don’t do good things so people give me stuff. I just like helping.” She ripped the page of notes on the night song from her journal and handed to him. “All I need you to do is stay alive long enough to get some gold.”
He smiles back, in the moonlight she looked very pretty, her eyes sparkled, and Aradin’s cheeks flushed.
She began to fidget with her journal, “there is one thing I wanted to ask you to do. It’s kind of a big request but I’m willing to give you some stuff to help if you agree.”
Aradin raised a brow at her, standing up to match her gaze, “yeah? What kind of problem do you need my help with?”
“Both your crew and the Teiflings are heading to Baldur’s gate. My crew can’t accompany them so I was wondering if you would? I know you and Zevlor don’t get along but it would mean a lot if you helped them”
Aradin was disappointed that this was her request. His gut reaction was to say no, let the Teiflings fend for themselves. But her words made him second guess himself. Helping just to be nice? People don’t do that, especially for people they don’t like. Zevlor didn’t help his group when the goblins chased them back, only telling Aradin that they should have died instead of trying to live.
“Why do you do this?” Aradin asked.
“I told you I like helping?” Her brows raised.
“I mean, why do you help people that don’t like you. You’re a drow, I doubt the Teiflings or Druids were thrilled to have you running to their rescue. Hells, I was an ass to you so why are you helping me?” He gestured at himself to emphasize his point.
“I never had people want to help me when I struggled. It was just my mom and I, no one let us stay for long before running us out of town. No one wanted to help a half-drow. I don’t want to be like those people. If I can make the world just a little better, try to bring people together, maybe that wont happen to the next kid.” Her arms crossed over herself and she looked to the ground.
Aradin thought back to his own childhood. His parents weren’t around for long and he learned how to survive on the streets after they were gone. People rarely stopped to help a starving kid in Baldur’s Gate. Had he stopped to help any kids now that he was an adult? He was becoming the type of people he hated as a kid, so self focused and unable to see those struggling outside themselves.
“Fine, I’ll help get the Teiflings to Baldur’s Gate,” He finally answered. “But it Zevlor tries to punch me again, then I’m leaving him and his group behind.”
“Just don’t call him a foul blood and I think you’ll be good,” she playfully punched his arm, grinning up at him. “I have extra supplies your crew can use, some better armor and weapons.”
“You sure your crew will be fine if we take a bunch of their stuff?”
She gave him a reassuring smile, “they don’t need anything more than they can carry, they’ll understand. And thank you for agreeing to help, it means a lot and I know Zevlor and the Teiflings will appreciate it.”
“You convinced me. And thanks for the Nightsong info, I’ll get that wizard to cough up something.” Aradin reached out his hand for her to take, “would you like to stay here a little longer? You don’t get views like this in the city.”
She blushed and took his hand, “I’d like that.”
The two sat down together on the beach. The drow leaned her head against his shoulder and Aradin relaxed knowing she was feeling a similar way to him. He leaned into her, laying his head against hers. The two shared a quiet night there until they heard her crew calling out for her.
She sighed and stood up, his hand reached out to grab hers before she left, “thank you Aradin, I’ll see you in the morning.” She gave his hand a tight squeeze before walking back to camp. The owl bear cub and dog both woke up to follow her back.
Aradin waited a bit before leaving to join his own group. He found that Remira and Liam had already fallen asleep with Barth being the only one left awake.
Aradin nodded to Barth before curling up in his own sleeping bag.
“What are you doing with the drow?” Barth asked.
“Half-drow, I’ll tell you in the morning,” Aradin heard Barth chuckle before getting into his own sleeping bag.
“Whatever you say boss.”
The morning came far too quickly for Aradin’s liking and started off far too busy. From the Teiflings packing up their wagons to the druids clearing out the grove, it was all far too much. Aradin headed toward’s the other adventuring group to meet up with the Half-drow again. She created him with a big smile before pulling him over towards a traveling trunk. She pulled out some improved weapons along with armor. One of her companions stopped to chastise her about giving all their supplies away only for her to say they had more than enough.
The two set off to meet up with Aradin’s group and distribute the gear. Remira got an improved two handed bow and some bracers, Liam a sword and armor, and Barth a stronger shield.
“Oh before I forget,” she reached for her necklace and unhooked a silver pendant. “It’s enchanted to offer guidance, it will help when dealing with Zevlor.” She placed the pendant in his hand, letting her hand linger longer than necessary. With a quick squeeze she leaned forward and kissed his cheek, “good luck, I hope to see you again.” And she was off.
The feeling of her lips on his cheek lingered, he wanted to run after her and kiss her. He was knocked out of his fantasy by Barth slapping him on the shoulder.
“So you got some last night? Didn’t know Drow was your type.”
Aradin pushed Barth’s hand off him, “nothin like that happened.”
Remira laughed, “so she handed out gear for free?”
“She asked us to escort the Teiflings to Baldur’s Gate. The gear and some info on the nightsong is our payment.” Aradin explained.
Remira and Barth both looked exasperated at the thought of spending more time around the Teiflings but one look from Aradin got them heading over to the wagon train. Liam stayed besides Aradin, “so we’re helping the Teiflings out? What about what happened earlier?”
Aradin clasped Liam around the shoulder and began walking towards the wagons, “someone’s got to help them, might as well be us.”
Zevlor gave Aradin a curt nod as the two approached, “thank you for agreeing to help escort the wagons, we need all the swords we can get.”
“Don’t mention it, old man” Aradin and his crew helped load the last of the Teifling’s supplies into the wagons before pushing off to the mountain path. He looked back at the grove to try and catchable glimpse of the half drow. He saw a glimpse of her white hair before the tree line obscured her and her party. Aradin turned back to the road, he looked down at the silver pendant she had gifted him and felt the guiding energy from it.
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Some cute Astarion shit I'm about to put yall on. So let's say that Tav really likes his voice and also admits they really enjoy his overt flirting because well it makes them feel good when he does. Now of course we already he's a pet names guy and that has just kind of stuck even after he starts figuring out what he wants.
Now I can imagine Tav is sad about something and just having a rough day and I am betting 100% he would notice and then get the bright idea to start showering them with pet names and sweet little compliments about themselves. Of course also showering Tav in kisses and cuddles if they so desired as well.
#astarion#astarion romance#astarion x tav#I need a button to cuddle him please Larian#let me hug him again I am betting anything more then kissing I need it so bad
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Now that I'm also playing a standard height character alongside a dwarf, I'm honestly growing.... just a little bitter about how games in general are never really made to work right with shorter characters.
And I don't want to come off as if I'm complaining: Baldur's Gate did so, so much better than average on this! Especially scenes involving touching, many counter the wide range of character heights in very smart and effective ways: just from the ones I've seen, some characters float the player up to be at eye level to them, Wyll kneels down, in both Gale's major scenes I've gotten so far you're sitting/laying down/floating so you're roughly facing each other right, Astarion picks you up (lol) so his height controls the animation, etc., it's all quite smart.
But... Arvid's height and general size still fluctuates a lot. And dwarves are one of the most emblematic fantasy races, they're found in almost all fantasy franchises, but even so, I've yet to see one game where it's not very obvious that the shorter races are, in at least some scenes, a bit of an afterthought.
I get it. I really do. I know my preference to play a dwarf is kind of in the minority over all the tiefling/half-elf/human enjoyers. But just once, I wish I could be playing a human or something, and have my head clip through an animation that was clearly made for someone a solid foot shorter than me. Just once I wish I had a game with love interests who are all dramatically shorter so that they're all making intense eye contact with my nipples the whole time.
It doesn't have to be a big game. But... it would be kinda refreshing.
#actually just one dwarven love interest would be nice#the whole “sitting down to avoid needing to counter height differences” would work like that too#squirrel plays bg3#@larian and @bioware just please let me kiss a dwarf for real#until then i'm stuck fulfilling my own dreams by making the dwarves I'd want to romance#(lbr if Arvid was a romanceable npc i'd be on him like flies on honey; the boy is cute)
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I'm really, really proud of this piece. This game as a whole has gotten me back into writing, and drawing. I've been planning Onyx' backstory out so I round out their character more. Hope you all are doing well!
#bg3#baldurs gate 3#baldur's gate 3#BG3#bg3 tav#character art#lakedraws#lliankedraws#my art#Onyx BG3#bg3 astarion#astarion#LET ME HUG HIM LARIAN#please... let me give him hugs AND kisses#idk how i feel abt this piece anymore#on one hand i definitely thing its one of my best ones#on the other hand i see so many mistakes#WHICH MEANS I LEARNED SOMETHING
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Chat, I'm obsessed with him (Please let me kiss him I'm begging Larian)
#tw: bruises#holy rolan empire#bg3 rolan#bg3#baldurs gate 3#bg3 fanart#rolan bg3#rolan#nessie art page
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Hello! Might I request a little spicy spice about inviting Zevlor to spend the night with you at the camp party? (Goddamn Larian, why fill our camp with all these hot tieflings and only allow us to bang the companions)
Of course you can Anon! I was going to do a full fic but it wasn't quite working how I wanted so this is kind of a mix between headcanons and fic? Either way, I hope you enjoy :)
NSFW ahead, gender neutral reader and no warnings needed
Seducing Zevlor at the tiefling party
Zevlor would definitely be a bit of a wallflower for the party
He's hanging back watching everyone enjoy themselves while nursing a drink
It's obvious to him how everyone is near throwing themselves at you, so imagine his surprise when you come up to him batting your eyelashes and holding his bicep
You're either tipsy or just drunk off the atmosphere around you, and Zevlor can't tell if you're actually coming onto him
Everyone else can see your infatuation from a mile away, however
Once you do manage to lead him away from the group it's all too easy to pull him into a kiss by his collar
He freezes for a moment before kissing back
When he does kiss back, his hands finding a firm grasp on your hips, it's magical
After this it's shockingly easy to get Zevlor into your bed
Just give him a little reassurance that he's not too old for you, that he is the one you want
It's not surprising that Zevlor absolutely wants to take things slow
You both could die any day, he wants to enjoy this night with you to it's absolute fullest
"The bed isn't too uncomfortable for you, I hope?" He asks, eyes showing concern as hands help you lay back on the fur lined mattress.
"Zev, relax, it's fine." You grin, helping pull down his button up shirt, revealing lean muscles that shift with the tieflings every move. A small sigh leaves Zevlor, helping you kick off your pants, sitting back on his heels his eyes roam your scantily clad body.
Your hand meets the back of his neck, pulling him down till your lips barely brush. "Now, can we get to the main event?" You breathe out, feeling his fingers play with the waistband of your underwear.
"I could never deny you."
I feel like Zevlor wouldn't pull out too many kinks if it's your first night sleeping together
He'd definitely lavish attention on you, there's no way you will leave the tent without being thoroughly kissed all over
Zevlor would also insist on going down on you, his head finding its home between your legs
Pro tip, tug on his horns
The way he moans will just vibrate through you, it's glorious
Once he feels you're both thoroughly prepared and already quite satisfied is when he'll actually have sex with you
The way he slides in is agonizingly slow, a low moan leaving you as every bump and ridge slips into you. Zevlors lips are on your shoulder, body draped over yours as he carefully thrusts right into the hilt, his hips meeting yours. Sharp teeth brush over your skin as the tiefling lets out his own sigh, pausing at the way you clench around him.
"Oh, hells. I won't last if you stay like this..." Zevlor murmurs against you, hands smoothing over your skin to relax you. Every time his body shifts, so does his cock inside you. Adjusting to the way he stretches you is a task in itself, the burn slowly fading with each passing moment.
"Please, fuck me Zevlor-" Your words are cut off with another loud moan as his hips move, the hellrider easily finding a pace for himself as he thrusts into you.
Let's be real, this tiefling is so pent up
Zevlor will happily fuck you all night once you get him going, with short breaks in between
Like any true gentleman he'll ask where you'd like him to cum though his preference would definitely be inside
Once he's fucked your brains out Zevlor will pull you to lay on top of him, this man is clingy after sex
You'll feel a tail wrapped around your thigh and the deep rumbling purr from his chest, don't worry about getting cold either seeing as tieflings run hot
Everything you had tonight may be gone tomorrow, but everything feels okay when you fall asleep in Zevlors arms
#baldurs gate 3#bg3#baldurs gate 3 x reader#baldurs gate 3 x you#bg3 x reader#bg3 zevlor#baldurs gate 3 zevlor#bg3 smut#baldurs gate 3 smut#zevlor smut#zevlor x reader#zevlor x tav#zevlor x you#bri answers
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My Personal Wyll Mod List
Because he might be Larian's least favourite Origin Character, but at least someone gives him love. And this one needs sections (note: this is made by someone who only plays on PC, doesn't know if there's a console version and please remember to read descriptions and instructions.)
Cosmetics
Okay, there are a lot of options for Wyll restyling (and good ones at that!) but this is the list of mods I personally use! At it's core it changes his hair and starting equipment with add-ons for skin textures, camp oufit, Duke Ravengard...
And has compatability patches with many of the other major Wyll rework mods though Wyll's Devil form sadly seems to be a little spotty still so I'm less keen to sugest it until I try it in game again since I'm seeing some say it's back to good (Also the portrait add-on)
(Also Wyll's Devil Form could be here, I just need to confirm it being functional in patch 7 to give a larger rec. I do in spirit though)
Wyll's Bloodstone Eye
It has a few other options, but just makes the eye out of bloodstone as stated in dialouge.
THE DIALOUGE AND SCENE CHANGES TIME
I know Larian said they finally fixed the 'You got something to say' and 'Well Met' issue but I'll belive that when I'm paid to play without mods and see it myself since they've said they've fixed his greetings many times, and the 'Well Met' one as the only time it was any different.
....Changes dialouge forcing me to be harsher to him than I'd ever went to be.
He already has such a slow burn with no act 1 scene at all...Must there be a persuasion roll....
This one literally just changes a camera angle.
SOMETIMES SCENES EXIST THAT JUST END UP IN THE VOID BECAUSE OF BUGS THIS IS ONE OF THEM! Let Wyll be his fanboy self. He's so excited when he hears Jaheria even mention Minsc!
This is a whole additional scene. I think the first fanmade scene once that was possible.
#I think there might be more even for Wyll specific tbh#and there are a lot of good wyll hair mods in particular.#like I said this is just the one I use since it's a better version of the older Wyll's romantic hair mod.#and let the man have the crop top. he deserves as much style as Larian refused him.#wyll ravengard#bg3 mods#I took out the tent section but also I need to go and check if the issues with Wyll's Devil form were fixed.#There's a second greeting fix I'm also about to swap in since that one I've had some iffy function with I'll admit#again....I'll update in like 2 hours.
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Larian really did it, eh? They took one look at all the rich possibilities for complex, deeply layered antagonists and thought, "Nah, screw that. Let’s just make a devil who could probably cum just by looking at his own reflection." And somehow—somehow—it worked. Like, I know I’m showing up late to the party here, but holy hells, they cooked up Raphael, a mysterious, narcissistic, probably-can-suck-his-own-dick-until-he’s-cross-eyed kind of character, who has about as much emotional depth as a puddle of jizz. And the fandom? The fandom was like, “Oh yes, Daddy, I would like a side of that. And make it extra toxic.”
Let’s be real here, the man struts around like he’s the second coming of every goddamn god in the Realms, practically making love to his own shadow as it follows him around. And we're all like, “Yeah, that’s it. That’s my guy.” He’s the type who wakes up, glances at himself in the mirror, and you know the first words out of his mouth are, “How do you do it, you stunning, devastatingly perfect beast?”
And when he’s done looking at himself, he watches his own cum drip down the mirror like it’s some kind of divine art installation. He’s just standing there, all smug, probably biting his lip, admiring the drip as if it’s the Sistine Chapel and muttering, “Exquisite. Truly a masterpiece, Raphael. You outdo yourself again.”
And yet. And yet. Despite the fact that he lasts about as long in bed as it takes me to throw out any remaining shred of dignity I possess—spoiler alert, it’s not long at all—the fandom is still like, “Oh yes, give me that.” I mean, let’s call it what it is: Raphael is over here jerking off in front of a mirror, flexing his wings, probably biting his lip and winking at his reflection while moaning something like, “I’m the real devil here,” and somehow people are out there thirsting after him like he’s offering a five-course meal instead of trauma with a side of existential dread.
You know this guy practices his sexy monologues in the mirror every morning, right? There’s no way he doesn’t. He’s probably standing there, buck-ass naked, wings unfurled, saying something ridiculous like, “Oh, Tav, you poor fool. You never stood a chance,” while blowing a kiss to his own reflection. And you know the moment Tav walks in, he’s like, “Oh, didn’t see you there,” as if he wasn’t just mid-flex, trying to decide if his pecs or his horns were his best feature today.
Honestly, Raphael probably thinks missionary is an act of charity. He’s not trying to make anyone else feel good—he’s just giving you the honor of basking in his sheer, unfiltered glory. Meanwhile, you’re over here just happy to be involved while he’s thinking about how good his ass must look reflected in the chandelier above. He’s like, “Oh yes, you love this. Everyone loves this. I love this,” as if the entire experience is just him doing you a favor by letting you witness the seventh wonder of the world: him.
AO3 is out here churning out fanfiction like, “Raphael’s sweat dripped down his perfectly sculpted abs, glistening in the flickering candlelight of Avernus as Tav moaned, ‘Oh, Raphael, you’re just so… perfect.’ He smirked, flicking his tongue as if seduction were some high art only he had mastered,” and somehow we’re all reading this like, “Yes. Yes, please.” It’s ridiculous, but are we complaining? Absolutely not. But also what abs? The motherfucker is sipping wine all day and delegating every possible task to everyone but himself. He should have a beer gut.
AO3 has officially become the home for the weirdest, most insane, borderline illegal fantasies you didn’t know you had until Raphael walked in with that velvet voice and that “I’m better than everyone” attitude. And suddenly, you’re reading about how he’s chained Tav to a bed made of solid gold in a mansion on the second layer of Hell, calling her ‘mouse’ like it’s a goddamn pet name while he drafts another contract with one hand and—you know—‘negotiates’ with the other. Tav’s out here thinking, “I could stop this if I wanted,” but really, could she? Could anyone?
Oh, and let’s not forget the taglines on these fics: “Extreme narcissism,” “dubious consent,” “he’s an actual devil, what did you expect?”, “wingplay,” “weird infernal kinks you didn’t know existed,” and my personal favorite, “Raphael’s dick is bigger than his ego (which is saying something).” And somehow, people are eating it up like it’s the best goddamn wine from Avernus, despite the fact that Raphael is probably the kind of guy who’d finish in record time, look over at you, and say something like, “Well, aren’t you lucky to have had me?” before leaving to stare at himself in the mirror again.
At the end of the day, Raphael is the equivalent of someone giving you their business card after mediocre sex and telling you they’re free for a follow-up next Thursday. He’s probably sitting back after three minutes of glorified foreplay, sipping on some infernal wine, dribbling down his chest, cock half-hard and still leaking, saying, “That was a gift, darling. You’re welcome.” Meanwhile, you’re left there thinking, “Is it rude to ask for a refund?” You know he’s terrible for you, but like, what’s the alternative? Not letting him wreck your life? Ridiculous. Absolutely not.
This is the kind of fandom insanity we’ve built, folks. Raphael’s out here jerking off to his own reflection and smirking like he’s some kind of gift to the multiverse, while the rest of us are like, “Yes, Daddy, please tell me more about how you’ve single-handedly ruined my life and maybe take your shirt off while you’re at it.”
And what’s truly wild is that somehow, somehow, we’ve collectively managed to elevate this walking, talking narcissistic wet dream—this smarmy, self-obsessed devil with more self-love than a Greek god on steroids—into the sex icon of the year. Like, how? Raphael’s out here selling delusions of grandeur with a side of, “Oh, by the way, I will absolutely fuck you over, and you’ll thank me for it,” and the fandom’s response? We all just dropped our panties like it’s some kind of compulsory event. Logic? Gone. Self-respect? Out the window. It’s like we’re all standing in line with a collective, “Sir, yes, sir! Please ruin my life.”
#this is my manifesto#thank god veilguard is coming out so i can obsess about less toxic characters#but maybe not#raphael bg3#bg3#raphael x tav#bg3 shitpost#raphael baldur's gate 3#i'm really spiraling over here with the quiet season and nothing to grade
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Let me give him forehead kisses, please, Larian
#im begging#i must give him forehead kisses#its a need not a want#manbun gale#gale#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#bg3 gale#baldur's gate iii#baldur's gate 3#bg3#bg3 screenshots
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Headcannons for Rolan, Zevlor, Dammon, and whoever else you want with a partner who’s huge on giving them body worship? I want them all to know they’re loved, especially their physical attributes (Larian let me kiss Rolan’s freckles you cowards)
yesyesyes you absolutely can! lots of freckle kisses for rolan, he deserves them. added an element of acts of service because i think they deserve it. +bonus gale because he DESERVES IT
rolan's is a little suggestive but there's no nsfw.
SFW
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ROLAN
Rolan spends so much time bent over his desk that he comes to bed one night literally hunched over.
"Babe... Why are you standing like that?" "... My neck hurts."
It takes a little convincing, but eventually Rolan agrees to let them give him a bath and a massage.
They massage his head while they wash his hair and it eases a headache he didn't even realise he had. How long has there been pressure behind his eyes? Too long, evidently.
They trail their hands over his shoulders and back, drawing lines with soap between all of his freckles like constellations. He can't help sighing into it.
After the bath they lay him down on his front in their bed, and they straddle him to massage his back and neck.
Rolan's never had a massage before. He's completely mind-blown.
He feels like how he did when he first started dating them, where every time they touched him it felt electric. Every pass of their hands over the knots in his back has him relaxing further into the mattress.
His partner obviously adores this, and when they're sure he's relaxed enough they roll him over and travel his whole body, kissing every inch of him. When he breathlessly asks what they're doing, they say that they're determined to kiss every freckle on his body.
"... Every freckle...? Even...?"
"Yes, Rolan. Even those ones."
They keep their word. Rolan's muscles are incredibly relaxed by the time they both go to bed.
ZEVLOR
They're Zevlor's first partner in quite a while so he's always eager to please. He's usually the one doing the worshipping.
He's an older guy. He's been through the wringer a few times. He's ready to settle down and treat you right.
He just. Isn't expecting that treatment back?
It's probably something to do with how used to the idea of people relying on him he's become. He just naturally assumes the role of caretaker.
His partner notices this early on and makes an effort to show Zevlor all the love they can, so that at least around them he's not the only one doing the heavy lifting.
They bring him in for hugs and kisses whenever they get the chance and let him sleep on their chest. He loves it endlessly.
One day he comes into their home and he seems quieter than usual.
With a bit of prodding he reveals that he's feeling his age a bit today. When he looked in the mirror this morning his wrinkles seemed more noticeable, and every time he had to crouch he felt his knees pop and struggled to stand back up straight.
He's a bit insecure, and he feels unworthy of his partner because he feels like he's past his prime.
Well. That just won't do.
Cue kisses all over his face, every wrinkle and crease that they find has gentle pecks placed all the way along it.
By the time they're done Zevlor is a blushing, giggling mess. He feels like he's 100 years younger, but he also feels less like it matters if he's getting older. They love him regardless.
DAMMON
Dammon is the easiest to get to accept care of the three of them. He'll tease and moan that he should be the one looking after them, but he loves it really.
He's never really had someone who properly looks after him like this. He relishes it.
Their favourite way of showing love to his body is after he's spent a long day over the forge.
He comes in covered in smudges of ash and dirt, soaked through with sweat.
It's become a nightly ritual. They slowly undress him, and lead him to the basin with a warm cloth and a tender touch.
They clean his face first, wipe away the dirt and grime and kiss in the wake of the cloths path.
Then it's his hands, and they take extra care of his hands. They're his lifeblood, the most important tool to his craft, so they show every digit exceptional love. Kiss every joint, massage his hands til all of the tension of the day is gone.
They'll sponge him down if he asks, but he usually prefers to do that bit alone. He finds some peace in washing away the days sweat and restoring himself to normalcy.
If he asks, they'll draw him a bath, fill it with lovely smelling oils. They'll cleanse him top to toe until he's a puddle in their arms.
Dammon absolutely adores it. He's never felt so cherished.
+ GALE
Gale still struggles with his self-worth in the aftermath of everything that happened.
The mark of the orb is particularly difficult for him. It doesn't hurt anymore, but it's a constant reminder of his greatest mistake.
His partner thinks it rather suits him, honestly, but it bothers him and therefore it demands their attention.
If they spot him staring at it in the mirror, they'll come up behind him and wrap their arms around him, covering the scar with their arms.
When he turns to face them, they'll dance gentle kisses over the lines of the mark, trail their fingers over it gently til he shivers.
They generally just like putting their hands over it, lavishing it with little touches and rubs. They almost lost him to the damn orb. To them, the scar is a reminder that they won.
Gale still doesn't like that it's there, but he supposes he can get over it.
After all, it all worked out in the end, didn't it?
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 headcanons#headcanon#gale#gale dekarios#bg3 gale#gale bg3#gale of waterdeep#dammon#bg3 dammon#dammon bg3#zevlor#bg3 zevlor#zevlor bg3#rolan#rolan bg3#bg3 rolan#holy rolan empire
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Sudden thought about how Rugan kisses
Putting a cut here because old git is just filthy. My thought isn't exactly filthy. I have all his, yours, mine, and everyone's clothes intact in this. Don't blame me. Blame Larian and his VA.
Is the old git a kisser? It's not a personality or preference but a mood for him. When he feels like it, he keeps you on a bare minimum supply of oxygen. When he doesn't feel like it, oh boy, let me hear all that filth from that mouth please. Moan, grunt, dirty talk, any and every thing that comes from that mouth listen I will.
...his kiss is the same level of filth though. How else would he keep you on as little oxygen as possible? Sealed lips, all tongue and the sort. Needy(demanding) and wet. Old git doesn't kiss sweetly. It's simple filth.
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i miss my wife
i really wanna get back into bg3 literally just to kiss rolan a little bit but like....... my computer......... its not worth it...... but it is. but it isnt. but it could be? larian please let me smooch him please its all i ask PLEASE PLEA con: no space, learn mods all over again, no 1 2 play with maybe pro: kiss men middle-ground: cry a lil bit
#furry art#furry community#sfw furry#bear character#bear#bears#baldur's gate 3#bg3 rolan#rolan#rolan bg3
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When is Larian gonna let me romance Dammon? When are they gonna let me kiss my sweet handsome kind hot gorgeous friendly caring smart tiefling blacksmith. I've been lusting after him for years PLEASE let me kiss hot boy. I'll be so good I swear.
#dammon#bg3#sooo happy to see all the love he's been getting now tbh#he deserves it#best boy#he deserves kisses is all I'm saying
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I love how there's a tag on tumblr called "larian please" and there's more posts than I expected. like all of us at this point want something from larian studios and we are on our hands and knees begging for it.
anyways larian please let me kiss gortash. just a tiny little smooch. I'll treat him right I promise
#bg3#baldur's gate iii#baldur's gate 3#bg3 gortash#enver gortash#i love him#lord enver gortash#larian please#larian studios
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The Emperor: Stressed about whether or not Tav will help him, will they kill it?
Tav: Helps him up, gives his hand a kiss
The Emperor: ...
The Emperor: I'm starting to feel unexpected things
Tav: Good things I hope ;]
Like Larian please, at let me at least try to fluster him
Another thing I wish we could've done is feed him. Like he comments he wished he had a brain jar. Like bro im killing ppl left and right let me into the prism with a body to drop at your feet.
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Please, Larian, if you won’t let me kiss Gortash at least let him lovingly stab me
#art#artist#draw#drawing#sketch#fanart#bg3#Gortash#enver gortash#lord enver gortash#bg3 gortash#gortash bg3#baldurs gate#baldurs gate 3#bg3 fanart
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