#please hydrate lmao this is your reminder

[thereisselfpreservation]

Me: "Why do I have a headache"

Also me: Forgot to drink anything since waking up despite that I first opened my eyes and then had to peel my tongue off the roof of my mouth like it was stuck there with fly tape, whole body shriveled up like a sad crop during a drought

[astraystayyh]

SKZ as oddly specific love languages

fluff, pre-established relationship!! mention of vomiting in lee know's part

i have an 80 pages thesis to write but this is what i do instead........

Chan : reminding you to take your medicine

whenever you are sick this man would turn his dad mode ON

he would put alarms in his phone for your medicine and reminds you to take them each day. without fault.

lowkey takes better care of you than he takes care of himself

if it's a nasty medicine, he will send you something along the lines of 'i know it tastes like shit but you can do it baby!!'

will congratulate you as if you've achieved a big milestone when you just took your medicine, but it's so endearing????

bonus : would search up what vitamins you might need and buys them for you because he needs you to be healthy, always

Minho : holding your hair while you vomit

being sick is never fun but minho is extra gentle with you during those days

if you get dizzy and need to vomit multiple times, he'd sit down with you on the bathroom floor, your head on his lap while he plays with your hair gently

and whenever you get the urge to puke, he'll hold your hair for you and rub soothing circles on your back

"you are doing so good baby"

will make sure you are hydrated afterwards!!

brushes your teeth and washes your face for you

he won't ever make you feel bad he'd just be like "what do you need? whatever it is i got you"

bonus : will so make you soup and feed it to you like a baby

Changbin : walking on the right side of the road

he doesn't even realize he's doing it

but whenever you are walking together he would make sure he's on the side near cars

will be talking to you and smoothly switch sides

his arm will always be on your shoulders or on your lower back HE JUST HAS TO TOUCH YOU!!!

he just needs you to be safe at all times

if you are bad at crossing roads (like me) he will hold your hand and do it

not in a patronizing way, more in 'please don't get yourself killed i need you alive'

bonus : he will tie your shoelaces for you in the middle of the road :(

Hyunjin : Writing you love letters

this man will definitely write love letters

for every anniversary you will get a handwritten one that's a given

but you'll also get ones on random days

i feel like he has so much love for you and he will feel it at random times and he'll be like i need to write this down!!!!

will also write you loving sticky notes and put them everywhere

on the fridge, on the bathroom mirror, on your bookshelf EVERYWHERE

they will be compliments like 'you look so pretty today', or just 'i'm so proud of you', or 'dont forget to drink water!!'

bonus : will text you every love poem that reminds him of you

Han : Letting you choose a movie to watch

this man loves his movies but he loves you more!!!!

will host movie nights with you religiously

makes a pillow fort and buys all the snacks you want

then he'd let you pick the movie

he may not even like the genre but will watch it just for you

also he watches you more than he watches the movie

he just loves seeing your face light up when it's a scene/actors you love

he's the embodiment of 'your happiness is my happiness'

bonus : if you ever cry during a movie i feel he will cry too LMAO literally feels your emotions as his own

Felix : Saving you the last sweet treat

ok we know felix will bake for you BUT he loves sweets too right

but he will always save you the last treat

last brownie ? yours, last cookie ? yours, last piece of cake? YOURS

he won't outwardly say it, and he might even be craving it but if you ask him if he wants it he'll say 'no go ahead baby it's yours!'

he loves making you happy and if it's through simple things as this then he's all in

also wants to make sure you are eating well

will literally fight you if you try to feed it to him "NO YOU EAT IT BABY"

bonus : when you get any cravings this man will go out at the crack of dawn to get it for you, he's just so in love

Seungmin : Making a fool out of himself to make you laugh

this man is pro at roasting

you will match his energy of course and he loves your bantering

loves to make it look as if YOU are obsessed with him (which you are but he is too so it's okay)

but when you are feeling sad he will literally go :((

needs to cheer you up AT ALL COSTS

so he will start making fun of himself or making stupid comments that make him look like a dork JUST FOR YOU TO SMILE

if you are crying and he makes you giggle he'll be like BINGO

will literally make you laugh so hard you forget why you were sad in the first place

bonus : definitely will tickle you until you can no longer breathe and then he will pepper your face with kisses :,)

Jeongin : creating curated playlists for you

my man jeongin loves his music and he loves you

he will of course have the lovey dovey playlist of soft songs that reminds him of you

BUT he will go above and beyond

will make you a playlist for your each mood because he knows you so well

like a playlist named 'when you feel like crying also why aren't you texting me rn'

or 'for when you want to feel like a bad bitch (which you are)'

or even music he thinks you'll like while getting ready or doing chores

he's not always there but he feels that if you listen to the playlists he made you he will be there with you

bonus : will definitely share his earphones with you and thinks it's so cute when you lay your head on his shoulder:(

[futturmangamez]

Hey futturfriends! Here for another important reminder/announcement🌰

Hope everyones doing well first of all. I know lately a lot of us have been going through it. Wanted to remind a lot of you that I am in fact a person behind this account just like the rest of you. I'm not perfect and do go thru some things personally. Some days I am very active on my phone, some days not very much, and other days not at all. Please do not get offended or take it personally if I dont post/answer your messages right away sometimes. Yes my dms are always open..apologies if I also suck at answering the few c ai like scenarios in my messages as josh. And to you guys as well, please remember to take breaks from social media if u can/need to. Social media can be an escape for us, but also poison. Go outside, stay hydrated, and put yourself first always. After that, pls remember to tell the people you care about that you love them. Please. Life is so short. Just because someone is posting positive stuff on social media, it absolutely does not mean there is positive stuff going on in their head. Check in on your people and stay in touch as much as you could. A simple check in (a real check in) can save someones life.

On another note, as much as I'd like to interact and show love to everyone on my tumblr, this account is very nsfw, as the show future man is. I would very much appreciate if you do not follow/interact with this account if you are 14 and under. I know it's scary putting your age on social media and theres no force to, but I do recommend putting if you are an adult or not somewhere in your bio or intro👌Also if you have no posts, especially no pfp I will assume you are a bot and remove you. Everyone else, you are responsible for your own media consumption no matter who you are. If you are an older minor saying absolutely gross disgusting things, do not be upset if I remove you. Yes nsfw asks+dms are still allowed but if you're ONLY hitting Josh up for sex stuff, I will get annoyed:/(even if Josh is not acting annoyed lmao)

Plus, I'd appreciate if you dont bring hate or negativity to my page. If you have a problem with this account or me personally, message me:) let's talk it out. Sorry for a bit of inactivity lately. To my new followers, I used to be much more active lol..ik theres a lot of posts and reblogs on my page but theres no rule that says you cant scroll thru my page for some silly old posts😆🤭

Sorry that was so much. If you got to the end thank you for reading. If you understand feel free to like this post and if not, feel free to ignore or unfollow respectfully. Sending you love, positive vibes, and virtual hugs🌹💜🍯-🃏

[strgrlxox]

𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐇 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃. ❜⠀❫❫⠀───⠀🍞 ⊹ ، 𓏸 𓍢 ❝ give me a person & a scenario and i’ll write so headcannons ( sfw & nsfw ) ❞ 𓄼˚

okayyyyy i need protective ellie headcanons please jo im begging nicely

GOD AERIAL ,, you get me sooo well ily ily <33

ellie is 100% so overprotective. like she quite literally hates leaving your side at any given point but would never–––and i mean NEVER even consider letting you go on patrol without her. if you ever asked her why she doesn’t she’d say something like “i don’t trust anyone else to keep you safe like i can” with her lil cute puppy dog eyes that make u wanna kiss her yk??

she will not hesitate to protect you!! like in any context. whether you’re getting cornered by infected or someone’s getting a little too friendly/comfortable . . . either way, someone/something’s either dying or getting hurt she could not give a fuck if she trieddd

prioritizes ur health . . . even if it’s over hers :/ she is determined to keep u warm, fed, and hydrated. like even if she’s dying of hunger, she’ll always offer you her food–––lies through her teeth, saying she “isn’t even that hungry”

kinda creepy but i think she watches you sleep lmao 😭 not for long periods of time or anything…but for like two minutes, she’ll jus watch you sleep to make sure ur okay. she has to reminder herself that ur alive and well and right there next to her (where you belonggg) it’s the only way she can sleep well

she goes absolutely INSANE if ur sick like checking on u constantly, making sure u get ur fluids consistently, “are u feeling any better?” like a million times a day. don’t even try to do anything that isn’t rest, if she sees you out of bed trying to do some housework or something, u will be getting chastised and promptly ushered back to bed.

OHHHH and she’s so fucking tactile. literally always touching u. a hand that lives on ur thigh, fingers that trace shapes on ur back, a palm that seems to itch unless it’s embracing yours. what can she say, she likes to keep you close. ESPECIALLY if ur on patrol so she can keep u extra safe

if ur cold she’ll take ur hands and rub them till they’re warm + she’ll smile at u all cute and shy after

if ur hair is tied back or something and a piece falls out she always fixes it for u

gives u her jackets and shit. she’ll be so confused if u ask why “so you can stay warm?” and she’ll look at u all questioningly

if she knows ur not up for it, she’ll do all the chores she knows you don’t like. i mean, ellie would do it anyway but if ur tired or you’ve had a particularly long day, she’ll do it extra well with the sappiest, lovesick smile on her face. one of her top love languages is MOST DEFINITELY acts of service

[mikrokcsmos]

Saw your requests were open and wanted to know if you could write something about Jimin? Kinda angsty (since that’s your fav) but if possible have a fluffy ending? Love your writing and so glad that you’re back! Thank you if you choose to do this!

Here you go, bestie <3 & thank you for taking my fav genre into consideration when requesting! xo

Safe and Sound

synopsis; in which the words ‘sleep’ and ‘rest’ don’t exist in your boyfriend’s vocabulary — so it’s up to you to enforce them, lovingly, of course.

pairing; idol!Jimin x female!reader

genre; angst, fluff, comfort, idol au

rating; PG-13

warnings; angst in the form of jiminie overworking himself, and reader being worried so much, this was supposed to be a lil drabble over consoling Jimin but it ends up being more reader centered lmao oops 😬

w/c; 1,283

song to listen to; lift me up by rihanna

a/n; thank you for entrusting me with bringing your idea to life, I only hope I did it justice. <3

All you could hear was the sound of your breathing and the soles of your shoes as they hit the freshly mopped flooring of the HYBE training facility. The hallway was long, and the bright fluorescent lighting above you were the only thing keeping your still half asleep form even mildly awake. Well, that, and worry.

He still wasn’t back home.

The time on your phone read 3:31am, and showed no new notifications from your boyfriend. You reread the last string of text messages you sent him, which was hours ago, and technically yesterday.

Hey! Just a friendly reminder to stay hydrated!

Hope practice is going well, but don’t forget to take breaks when needed!

Baaaaaby, haven’t heard from you in awhile and you said you would be home around this time. Thinking of having a late night after all?

Jimin, I’m really starting to worry. Please, just let me know you’re okay at least?

Jimin?

I’m on my way.

Locking your phone, you push your feet to walk faster when you see the sign of the dance studio him and the boys usually use. Upon getting closer, you notice the light shining through the crack underneath the door, hear the muffled sounds of music coming from inside.

Your hand curls around the door handle, and you push down gently. You don’t know why, but you felt as if you should tread with caution upon entering. The door makes a slight ‘woosh’ sound as it glides swiftly across the sleek, hardwood flooring that’s now underneath your feet, and your body immediately shivers from the blast of cool air that hits your entire body due to the A/C being on full blast constantly within the practice rooms.

The first sight that greets you has your body deflating instantly with relief, only to be turned into slight panic when your boyfriend doesn’t respond to his name being called, his lithe figure leaning sideways against the full wall to wall mirrors, back towards you.

Your shoes squeak as you sprint ungracefully towards his unresponsive self. And you have to stop yourself from slamming into your panic stricken mirrored reflection by using the flat of your palms against the cool to the touch glass to stop your momentum. The force in which you stop makes the glass shake as your eyes finally land on his, that are only just now slowly opening from the vibration against his head your act caused.

In a bleary haze, his eyes adjust to the bright light first, watching your lips as they move fast – so fast in fact it makes a confused expression appear across his face. His ears pick up the faint music of the song he’s been rehearsing choreo all day for, but then ultimately zeroes in on the same word that’s been leaving your mouth for the past few seconds.

“Jimin, jimin, jimin—,”

It’s not until a warm hand encompasses his cheek, along with an equally as warm body smashing into his chest, your arm wrapping around his middle with a vice grip, your nails digging into the flesh of his back that has him letting out a slight grunt. When he straightens himself back up, his arms envelope your shaking form. Your breaths are short, fast, and he has to pull away from you in order to see the tears that threaten to spill over your waterline, pooling dangerously at the edge.

His big hands grip your face gently, brows pinched in worry at your distressed state. Due to his brain still waking up, he assumes only worst case scenarios as he asks.

“Y/N? Baby? What’s wrong? Why are you here? Did something bad happen? Are you okay? Are the boys—”

It’s ironic, really. How you initially came here to be the one comforting him and now he’s the one doing the comforting for you.

“You never came home.” Your voice floods with emotion that washes over him, creating a pool of guilt around him as his focus zeroes in on the large clock that overhangs above the doorway of the room.

You can see his face morph through stages of confusion, shock, sadness — and finally guilt as he looks at the clock, it being cemented further when he fishes his phone out of his back pocket and sees his phone blown up with countless notifications from you that he failed to read when he seemingly passed out while standing up.

That was a first for him.

His thumbs brush away the few tears that managed to fall, but he notices that your breathing has gradually returned to normal again the longer you stood there looking at him.

“I’m so sorry, I never meant to worry you. I must’ve fallen asleep.”

“While standing up, Jimin?” Your hands grip at the sides of his shirt, and the warmth you feel emanating from his body soothes you, let’s you know that he’s real, that he’s there, that he’s safe.

“Yeah, I know. Not good. Definitely going to have a kink in my neck and shoulder for the next few days from that position. Maybe even worse than those times you made my arm fall asleep from you passing out on me!” He tries to ease the mood, the tension of the room with a joke. Even going so far as to give you one of his dazzling smiles that has his eyes squinting at you, a hesitant chuckle floating up from the depths of his chest.

You manage to crack a small smile, the edge of your lip curving reluctantly. No matter how upset, or how worried you are, he never fails to make things better, make things right.

And he wasn’t about to stop now. But as much as you’re relieved, you need to drop some tough love on him.

“Jimin, we’ve talked about this, love. You need to listen to your body and accept it’s limits when it comes to practicing. Especially when you are by yourself, cause you may have fallen asleep standing up today, but what if you were driving home after a long practice and fell asleep at the wheel?” You have to bite your bottom lip in order to stop it from quivering, you don’t think he sees it, but he does.

“You’re right, baby. As always.” He smiles lovingly at you, thumb now running over your bottom lip to stop you from biting a hole in your lip.

Your eyes flutter shut when he leans down to press a short, but meaningful kiss against your parted lips. Stretching up on your toes, you angle your head in a way to deepen the kiss, having to chase his lips when he departs to early for your liking. You can feel the smile on his lips as he reciprocates your affections ten fold, feel the rumble of his laugh with your hands that are pressed firmly on his chest.

Foreheads lightly pressed together, eyes still closed, and his nose nuzzling yours, he speaks softly.

“How did I get so lucky to have someone care so deeply for me?”

“Sometimes I feel like it’s a curse, to care so deeply.” You mumble out half serious, half joking, smile playing on your lips. “But for you? I would gladly bear it for the rest of my life.”

A shaky sigh exhaled against yours lips, your next breath being caught by his lips that press fervently against yours with so much passion you can feel it in your toes, in his touch, and it nearly leaves you breathless.

A string of words chant off his lips with each kiss he gives you, reaching to your soul.

“I love you, I love you, I love you—”

[chuuyascumsock]

Hi There! I hope youre havin a great day and i wanted to ask you who you’re favorite chuuya-verse chuuyas are?

Mine personally would definitely have to be vampires and mob boss chuuya because

GAH-DAYMmm

Like imagine him (vampire!chuuya) coming up behind you and wrapping his arms around your waist while lightly swaying to soft music playin on his ancient gramophone.he rests his chin on your shoulder and slowly starts kissing it until he’s at your neck.he feels the bite marks he gave you when you first allowed him to feed on you and it reminds him that you really are his….

(A small mob boss!chuuya one now) And also like imagine some asshat insults you at a bar after you turned him down,the very same bar your mob boss boyfriend owns and he just fuckin decks them no questions asked just decks them.and no one does anything ofc because there nooo way they’re gettin on chuuya nakahara’s bad side! And after what feels like an eternity he gets up off the floor,ordering the mans body to be dealt with. He then looks to you,his expression softening so much that no one would be able to recognize him as the man who just decked a guy to almost-death. He removes his bloody gloves and brings a hand to your face before asking you if your okay and then just whisks you back home to relax,unwind and forget about that entire experience.he holds you close as a random slasher is playing on the tv and you both just fall asleep right there on your couch all snuggled up.

Also ik this is pretty mellow in comparison to the asks and hcs you generally get on this blog but i wanted to give you at least something🥲

Please remember to drink water and take care and slay!(in a way that doesnt subtract from the population preferably 🫡)

This long post made my writer 😼 THROB ( that probably makes no sense at all but if you get it, you get it— if you don’t, you don’t 😩).

That’s so kind of you to ask my favorite Nakahara-verse Chuuyas btw, made me giggle and blush a little 🤭

I have the most specific AU— but reincarnated lovers AU has me drooling and creaming in the most fluff way possible. Like, I love the idea of reincarnated lovers over hundreds of years who continue to find one another, but their love is never at the right time. The angst is what makes my metaphorical reader cock hard.

It works so well too considering Arahabaki existing, so I just take that and run wild with the idea of him possessing multiple versions of Chuuya through decades, centuries, and even millennia. I think too much about the concept sometimes and wonder why I don’t write it. But I know I wouldn’t be able to execute it the way I want, which is why I wait for someone else to have the same idea as me and write it lmao.

But onto Vampire and Mob boss Chuuya— YES, YES, YES, Y E S.

I absolutely crave an old Victorian style vampire fic with Chuuya. UGH, I want him to suck me dry like a go-gurt so bad. I imagine him to be so sweet too and ask for permission to feed from you even if you tell him he doesn’t have to ask because he cares. GRR I need that vamp dick FR. Also the amount of marking that goes on during the schlip and schlide (s e x) is wild.

And Mob Boss Chuuya who only has a soft spot for you just has me rolling in bed and kicking my feet giddily. Cause the way he’d let absolute hell loose if anything happened to you. Also if anyone had the audacity to even look at you wrong he’d immediately fuck them up. ANON YOU’RE MAKING ME UGH— YOU’RE MAKING MY BRAIN SQUIRT WITH THESE IDEAS 😭

Also, thank you, keep yourself hydrated and well fed ❤️

[lazuliquetzal]

HI HOLY FUCK IT'S ME LEXI I GO BY EVELYN NOW AHAHA. anyways i'm feeling very feral rn, it's 4:20 in the morning and my adhd is,, i'm rewatching jacksepticeye play gow:r as of the moment and i suddenly got reminded 'oh shit!! that one awesome fabulous amazing fic i read!! what if it's been updated!!' and i saw that it had been and i was SO excited. the MOST excited. and oh my GODDDDD (of war.) it was soooooo. ugh i am so so excited for the next chapter, as always, and i apologise for not leaving a comment or anything - admittedly, i.. don't really leave comments on fics as such. all of my reactions are (the majority of the time) stored in my bookmarks. but this? (gesturing to 'Lie by Omission'.) this is.. wow. not to say all the other fics i've read over the course of my ~2.5 years on ao3 (which what the fuck i hate the passage of time and was also talking about it as such to my long-distance best friend and off-topic but I'M FINALLY MEETING THEM NEXT YEAR I'M SO EXCITED HAHAHA) aren't amazing, they are. every single one is beautiful. but i was just so.. driven to comment on yours. anyways this ask is getting long enough so um. remember to eat and hydrate yourself, that you are so incredibly strong and worthy and loved by so many, i am very very very excited for and anticipating the next chapter of the fic but also please remember to take your time with it okay take care byeeeeee!! <3 <3

haha hello! I'm glad you like LBO, it's my baby right now lmao. the next chapter is ALMOST done, i just need a couple more scenes before it's ready to post. i'm very excited. it's funny chapter. it's also a dramatic chapter. it can be both, we contain multitudes.

thank you for your kind words and well wishes!! take care of yourself too 💖💖💖💖💖

[banavalope]

Hi hello I just wanted to say your tagora art brings me much joy. Thank you and have a wonderful day.

Please remeber to hydrate

im glad to hear that!! i like tagora and still think abt him constantly even if im not bouncing around in the fandom anymore lmao

also thx for the hydration reminder im sick with covid rn so its very well timed of you

[mrskreideprinz]

Hi mootie!!! I am a bit late to the party because life has been chaotic, but if you're still taking asks for the WIP game,, I'd love to hear more about You Make Me Wanna Die or In Another Life!! :D (+ hydration check!)

Hehe it’s more than okay to send this ask! Especially because you’re asking about the fic I am currently putting the most energy into 😭🩷 And thank you for the hydration reminder! :3

So, for You Make Me Wanna Die that is the Rhinedottir x Oc!August fic that is so long i think i’m gonna make it into a small series. I’m currently working on the first chapter and it’s going very slow here lately but it is going. The premise of this is how Rhinedottir and August meet and how their relationship develops and how that all goes down.

Here’s a snippet below!

August gasped and shot upright. Her vision was too blurry to see anything clearly, but she could vaguely make out a figure beside her. They were saying something, but she couldn’t make out a single word, everything was muffled. She quickly put a soothing hand to her forehead as her temples began to throb. There was so much noise, too much, and yet she could barely make any sense of it.

She squeezed her eyes shut, an attempt to rid herself of the continuous pain. Gradually her hearing had begun to return to her, little by little she could make out the person’s voice. Eventually her sight became clear enough that she could see who had remained by her side. It was a woman. A woman clearly older than her but not by much, and just as August was about to thank the woman for saving her life she caught a glimpse of her expression, and the words died on her tongue. She looked bothered and August felt it best to keep quiet for the moment. August waited to see if she’d say anything but the woman practically ignored her and instead chose to study August’s vitals.

I haven’t written more than 900 words on this so far, and I know it’s going slower but it’s more because I’m trying to make sure the quality of it is up to my standards + planning some scenes I’m unsure of.

Now, for In Another Life it is a selfship coded fic that’s.. well it’s about albedo and juniper’s first time, but it’s in x reader because there really isn’t anything about it that is specific to juniper tbh. So, it’s just about their first time and I am unsure whether to finish it or not because I’m worried it’s the same as what i’ve written before, but also i think that about all my smut lmao. And a sneaky peeky of the last bits i wrote.

Warnings: minors do not interact, soft sex, first times, very vanilla and lovey dovey.

“Please, ‘Bedo.. I need you..” You whispered into his ear, eager to become intertwined with him once more.

He deepened the kiss before pulling away. “O-Okay.”

Albedo wasted no time positioning you onto the bed. He laid you down on the bed gently, taking a moment to stroke your cheek and admire the look in your eyes. Carefully he lifted your legs up so that they could rest comfortably on his shoulders. Then he lined himself up with your entrance and as he did Albedo could feel his heart beat so fast it practically jumped right out of his chest. You wrapped your arms around his neck and readied yourself for him. The moment you had been waiting so long for couldn’t have been more perfect.

“Albedo.” You gasped as he pushed inside of you. “Feels s’good, baby.”

He let out a heavy breath as he rocked his hips steadily against your body, biting his lip with every surge of pleasure that ran up his spine. His golden threads fell in front of his face and circled around yours like a bright halo. He watched as your relaxed expression gradually became something of pure euphoria. No matter how much you tried turning your gaze from Albedo you could never escape those turquoise eyes that followed your every move.

[harlowhockeystick]

happy new year from sYdney, aus! (Lmao i’m a loser who will never get over that)

i was scrolling thru ur sidney crosby stuff (bc this man has me GRIPPED I’m so embarrassed and obsessed) and I saw some of the teacher!reader stuff and I know most ppl default to like…teacher of young kids but please consider - high school teacher!reader

like yes reader is younger (I’m still thinking of ur age gap!sidney oh lord) but she’s been teaching high schoolers for nearly a decade now. so what if ur 36 and 180cm and a professional goon athlete on the ice. so what if ur shorter than literally all of sid’s teammates. hs teacher!reader has a presence and you WILL listen to her when she tells a room full of adrenaline fuelled hockey players to stop throwing their nasty underarmour clothing at each other for 5 seconds so you can all finish your damn gatorade and HYDRATE, evgeni, you think kidney stones are a joke, do you? or just giving someone the Teacher Look when they’re being a bit too sassy or just casually slotting in to help Dana in the equipment room.

dealing with the media? easy as pie - they’ve got nothing on private school parents who don’t understand why little johnny isn’t in the top class, he just needs to be challenged and extended, don’t you understand that’s why he doesn’t do anything in class, because he’s bored, he’s actually VERY capable! (sidney was shell shocked with a fear boner the first time he hears the tail end of your phone convo to a parent - “unfortunately mr x, i have yet to see any evidence of this, so our decision stands. Have a good day now :)”

the whole hockey schedule? oh lord, reader is a professional at timetable management, don’t you even worry. She’s an excellent coordinator (yes, a shared and colour coded google calendar for her and sidney’s relationship) she understands how both their schedules can be insane, but most importantly understands the importance of work-life balance and setting boundaries for yourself! she helps pull sidney out of his head, reminding him that it’s just as important to take care of himself if he wants to keep taking care of others. she reminds him that it’s okay to be a little bit selfish, and really, that it’s not actually selfish at all to admit to another person how tired and frustrated you are, or to talk about things from years past that you thought you’d gotten over, but no, really, you just buried it for the sake of your team and career.

the whole public persona/reputation vs privacy thing? she totally gets it and understands sidney’s need first privacy. hell, that’s why she so fucking tech savvy - she knows ALL the tips and tricks to keep her socials locked away from prying student and parent eyes. It sparks this sense of safety and security in sidney? like he knows for sure that his privacy is protected, and that he trusts reader so much not to accidentally or not take advantage of his fame and fortune?

uhhhh anyway sidney being in shock-scared-and-horny-awe at your absolute confidence, breadth of knowledge, and commanding yet calm presence despite your age and (comparatively) tiny size. sidney discovers he has a competency kink when you accidentally use your teacher voice on him bc he keeps trying to distract you with kisses and cuddles while ur trying to finish off some marking. like, you stare at him over the top of your glasses and go “sidney crosby, you’ve got two choices right now - you can sit down on the couch in silence and wait literally 10 minutes, or, if you want to continue as you are, one of us is going to sleep in the guest room tonight, so let’s make good choices now, eh?”

he sheepishly goes to the couch and waits for you to sit in his lap after u’re done so you can pepper his shy lil face with kisses, calling him a “ridiculous boy” with such fondness in ur voice it makes him giggle

omg stop i LOVE THIS!!!!!!!

[vaguesxrrow]

This is sorta an ask, but maybe not really?

I just wanted to drop some headcanons abt love languages for spn characters and I was wondering what you thought of them, and which ones you would change (even if you don't reply, I figured you might like these?)

Dean: physical touch (Though that might be me projecting 😭)

Sam: quality time (studying lore together and shit)

Castiel: acts of service (he's an angel of the lord, I'm pretty sure all he's ever done is serve him, so now he'll serve you too)

Bonus- Gabriel: gift giving (I just think he would, ngl it's a gut feeling)

Anyway, I'd love to get your opinion on these, and please do take time for yourself! I see your requests are closed and you have 4 pending, but please, take your time (and don't forget to hydrate! Idk which country you're from but here it's like 30 degrees celcius so keep drinking)

AWW HII this is so sweet tysm !! always so happy to see u in my ask box xx

you are so right for dean. if you're projecting then so am i we're in this tgt lmaoo 😭👊

i also agree with sam, esp bc as a kid i imagine he didnt get to spend time with his loved ones as much as he'd like. and he'd def love someone to nerd out w him over lore or other things 100%

LMAO cas's made me giggle with the bit abt how he served the lord. imagine him doing smt for u with the straightest face possible.

you havent met gabriel yet i dont think but ur def right with his !! he's the type to pull a bouquet of flowers out of his ass (not literally) for u at any given moment.

also funny how neither of their love languages are words of affirmation. these characters are SO emotionally constipated.

it's also been at least 30°c here 😭 lower than usual at least but it's HUMID.

tysm for the reminders, they made me smile <3 i hope you're staying hydrated as well !!

[pix3lblip]

Hi hi ! I think you seem v v cool but also I've been too socially anxious/scared to message or send asks to you till now- but I still think you are v funky and cool and I care for you!

This is just a reminder to please if you haven't in a while, Hydrate, Stretch, Check your posture, Take any meds you may need to take, and do any other things you may need to do, like blinking if you've been staring at your screen for a while!

Self care is important, stay safe <3

kjdfkjhasdkfkjasfladjsfka i didnt see this until now im so so sorry!!! I absolutely Suck at like dming people and shit so like i totally understand lmao, just know ur one of my fave mutuals!!! take care of yourself as well <3

[frankcastleonlyfans]

hello love! i has been thinking about this concept for the whole day so here it is.

children are so annoyed by daemon and mom!reader being in love... every time they see their parents interact they're all like "YOU DISGUSTING!!! STOP!!! I FEEL SICK!!!" esp Alyssa🫢 but they're just spoiled. they don't know how cruel the world is and how many married couples are not simply well-mannered but disgusted by each other's touch.

you know this stereotypically romantic position where one person (daemon) stands behind their parthner (mom!reader) really closely caressing their parthner's waist and kissing their neck, ear, just whatever part they can reach. i do imagine daemon doing it a lot. and doing it during a feast/tourney/other public event where whole prince's family is required. he's like "my love :3 do you enjoy yourself :3 just wanted to remind you i love you :3" looking exactly like a cat (dragon?) who's got the milk. mom!reader is like "you know it's too public for this? go on i love attention and your kisses". and kids are like "ew. cringe. guilty". but then they see an old couple who's bickering (not lovingly) all the time and an angry lord with a crying wife and beaten children. and they're all "ok parents kiss whatever you want but just love each other pls".

sorry, i haven't written for some time. hope you're doing good. one day i will read this last fic about alyssa and aemond but now i'm a little not in the shape. she really annoys me, though... i understand perfectly all her intentions but i'm still sharp in my judgements and have no mercy for people so yes🥰 stay hydrated, eat well and sleep good! take care!

- ❄️

my lovely ❄️ hii, i've dying to get ur opinion on the 5 crisis between us oneshot (actually i was kinda worried i haven't heard from you lmao). i'm so happy to see your ask <3 but it's alright, take your time to read the alyssa x aemond stories (pls don't feel obligated to) but i thought you would like it bc there's some cute moments between daemon and mom!reader there.

oh, i love this scenario 🥹 the kids are often catching their parents being toothaching sweet to each other, and they are having enough of it. y/n is always watching daemon training with the boys and unnecessarily cheering for him and yelling cute nicknames. daemon likes to feed her with pieces of cake or fruits during breakfast, and every time the kids are watching like "😐😐😐 please stop this is awkward"

the children are sooo privileged to have loving parents who had never raised their hands to beat them and actually love each other, and when they see that in reality most kids don't have this privilege, they're shocked. the non-stopping love between y/n and daemon still annoys them, but now they're happy that their parents are this way.

[mogai-sunflowers]

Heyheyheyhey * headbutts you lightly on the shoulder * /silly, playful! affec)) your combo flags are really pretty !! So aesthetically pleasing to the eye fnkdkf– wanna lowkey eat them lmao. Remind me of cotton candy with pretty colors.

But uh uh uh uh ... I had a request! Or a two about combo flags, had had one for a while! Is it possible to request a Transmasc + omnigender+ Genderfluid + nonbinary & an aroace + omni-oriantated + lesboy combo flags?

Please please please don't feel pressured to do this if you don't feel up to it!/srs Take care remember to hydrate, eat some chocolate & have a great valentine's day + remember to keep your head, love/p.

both queued :33

[galateagalvanized]

For the WIP name game: I’m very excited about the Highwayman Obi-wan fic but I feel like we already know what that’s about, so can you please tell us about “the devil went down”?

(Public okay!)

this one's very much a character study + porn so I'll just let y'all read the beginning and find out lmao

------------------

Jamie Kirk’s short brown curls splay across the hospital pillows in a wild abandon that matches the preferred state of their owner. Today, though, she lies perfectly still, with no drumming fingers or bouncing knee to mark her as Jamie Kirk, unstoppable object. Stillness is an anathema to Kirk, and the sight of her laying in drug-induced placidity drives needles into McCoy’s heart. 

Kirk doesn’t have any needles left in her, of course; the IV cocktail of drugs necessary to keep her body from tearing itself apart while Khan’s blood integrates itself with her system feeds neatly into a cannula in her arm. The IV system itself is fairly medieval technology, but Kirk is, of course, allergic to anything trying to keep her alive. 

McCoy settles into her chair, watching Kirk’s vitals scroll across the screen connected to the biobed, a serene seismograph of calm and continuous activity. At last, she sees the mountain range of her heart rate rise from a sedate 52 to 56, 61, 65, with Kirk’s breathing rate and body temperature following similar slow inclines. McCoy moves closer to the bed, reaching out two fingers to seek, unerringly, the beat of Kirk’s heart in her wrist. It’s an old habit from southern Georgia, where the old guard still have a distrust of the infallibility of technology carved into their bones.

Focused on the pulse beating across her fingers like ocean waves on the sand, McCoy almost misses when Kirk first opens her eyes. Kirk usually springs awake in the morning, horribly cheerful and already more energetic than McCoy is after her third cup of coffee. Now, though, Kirk’s eyes open slowly, groggily, struggling to keep her eyelids in a full upright and locked position. She has to try twice to focus on McCoy’s face.

“Hey, Bones,” she croaks, her voice rasping through her throat like sandpaper skating across a desert.

“Hey, yourself,” McCoy says, as soft and gentle as she knows how, and she passes over a cup of the gel-pack lozenges that are really just medicated ice chips. Kirk groans. 

“Pain?” McCoy snaps, already calculating morphine totals in her head while reaching for her hypo.

“No, no.” Kirk laughs, a dry rattle of a thing that pulls McCoy up short. “It’s just that you’re being nice to me. That’s never a good sign.”

McCoy glares while gesturing for her to suck on a glorified ice chip, trying and failing not to put her hands on her hips in the way Sulu says looks matronly. “Got plenty of anger in here too, darlin’,” she says, voice still quiet, but edged in a hardness that brooks no quarter. “Fortunately for you, I’ve got more patience than that walnut you call a brain has ever held.”

“You? Patient?” Kirk says, grinning, and her teeth are starting to stain just a little blue from the medication designed to hydrate and reduce soreness in a recently-intubated throat. McCoy’s glare deepens at the reminder.

“I think I’ve been more than patient with your antics,” McCoy grumbles, turning away from Kirk to fiddle with a hypospray. Because of the IV, McCoy hasn’t been able to justify stabbing Kirk once with a hypospray. She’s irritated at being deprived of even this small revenge on Kirk for trying, once again, to martyr herself for the good of the universe. 

A pale white hand flops on top of hers: the skin is pocked with the faint shimmer of new skin over red burns, and the nails are brittle and nearly translucent. McCoy makes a mental note to check the nutrient transfer capacity of Kirk’s healing intestinal system, then looks up.

“Thank you, Bones,” Kirk says, her voice slow and sincere even though her eyes are glassy with exhaustion, and McCoy’s heart lodges firmly in her throat. 

“You gotta stay with me, kid,” McCoy chokes out, turning her hand over and lacing their fingers together. She can see Kirk’s heart rate starting to drop back down into the rhythms of a natural sleep.

Kirk manages to squeeze McCoy’s fingers even as she’s dropping off. “Tryin’,” she slurs, and McCoy holds on as tight as she dares.

“Try harder,” she says, emotion coloring her words in a way she would never allow if Kirk were awake. McCoy’s been here every minute of the last week and a half, through every flatline and code blue, and she’s so, so tired. She’s tired of this room, and she’s more tired of Kirk throwing herself into the gaping maw of danger every chance she gets. 

Kirk doesn’t answer. Her heart rate is a peaceful mountain range, shallow and slow, as even and worn-down as the Appalachians of the home McCoy hasn’t seen in seven years.

“Try harder,” McCoy repeats, low. “If not for you, then for me.”

[minaturefics]

Okay, I don't have any request for you rn because I know they're closed, but I just have to tell you about how much I love your fanfics. They're soooooooooo good!! It's like reading a Jane Austen novel in shortened form with my favorite characters, they're literally perfect. You're a master at writing pining and misunderstandings that don't feel forced. Most fics that try and do misunderstanding plots can tend to feel forced to me, but yours never do and I love it so much! You're so good at capturing authentic, understandable emotion in your stories and it's just like *chefs kiss*. I'm not kidding when I say it reminds me of a Jane Austen novel. I''m absolutely convinced that you could be a professional romance writer and make hundreds off of your stories.

Please keep up the good work. Take all the time you need and don't feel pressured, but I hope you never stop writing tbh. You've got mad talent. I hope you have a lovely day sweetie, stay hydrated and take care of yourself

Hello friend!!! Weeping screaming crying thank you omg. I can't even start to explain how much this means to me.

Before I started this blog I hadn't written any romance before in my life and I didn't know how it was going to go. I did my best studying/analysing romance stories and I spend a lot of time sitting in/trying to pull from my own emotions/experiences to try and make it realistic. I'm so happy to hear that it's been working :)

I read a lot of fanfic myself, so it's crazy to me that people get the same comfort and joy from my fics like I do from others.

It's shaping up to be a busy year (like always. or maybe this is what happens when you get older lol) but I'm still trying to make time for writing. Aiming for something in April (but no promises lmao)

Thank you so much for your lovely message and encouraging words, I'll be re-reading this for weeks.