#please laugh i worked so hard on this

[bunn-iiii]

*Walks onto stage with one of those clicker things that changes the slides on a slide show*

Hello, today I'm here to talk about Ryan Ross.

*I walk off stage as people clap and cheer*

[GIF ID: A GIF of a fake presentation flipping through the different slides. The first slide says "Ryan Ross" in big title letters with the subtitle being "my blorbo". The second slide is just a picture of Ryan Ross on a white back ground and the third slide says "Thank you for coming to my presentation" /. End ID]

[serial-serializednovelreader]

Jonathan Harker be like:

Now I am become Dracula, lizard crawler of walls.

[0039pf-third-blog-hooray]

guys look what i made for my best friend 🤭🎀

i also bought a couple of sticker packs and gems for a friend to decorate the album, and ethan got the best and the most. he deserves it. 💔

edit: part 2

[crowskullls]

Zam wants to be ♠️ with Minute SOOOOO bad. And Minute has no idea why. He’s so confused by it. Reluctant and honestly pretty tame Kismesissitude

[hal-o-ween]

Sweet Dreams <3

[crossbackpoke-check]

it’s all the rest of what i want with you

connor dewar/brandon duhaime :: 8k

Summary:

“Brandon,” Connor says with a sigh. “There’s no baby in there.”

“Not yet,” Brandon says. Connor feels his stomach twist, almost like what he would imagine a baby kicking to feel like.

in these trying times of dewvorce, may i offer you 8k of pwp inspired by @stillfertile’s wonderful art which i had. several breakdowns about 🫶 anyway please enjoy!!!

[raemeh]

“We’re just normal innocent teens goddammit”

[close-ups in read more]

[last-in-line-for-hell]

// mpreg , pregnancy

There’s something intensely hilarious and fitting about imagining a Wei Wuxian who, as Wei Wuxian does, finds a way to get himself pregnant, only to act like a Harvest Moon/Stardew Valley farmer and go about business as usual. Pregnant Wei Wuxian out in the fields tending to his crops as if nothing was different.

[keeps-ache]

i have a new hobby!! i listen to my playlist and say things like 'oh this goes hard' 'it just can't miss' 'it's so good, you have no idea' to my brother who cannot listen to it bc i am wearing headphones lmaoo

[pama-saga]

I have to tell y'all, if you make fanart I will appreciate it forever, even if it's a damn scribble or if the character is 50 gazillion degrees different I will still enjoy it

[lesbianyuuga]

Argos trips and falls

Pairing: Plargos

Summary: Argos trips and falls into his bfs prized possession (it's a TV guys) and somehow Mr. Plant still loves him !?

Triggers: bloody noses and slight depreciating thoughts

Word Count: 467

I originally posted this on ao3 under the username theworldofmrplant

I'm so sorry this is very rushed but consider writers block uhh constructive criticism is NOT welcomed I do NOT care what u have to say abt my work xx

Argos was not a clumsy individual usually. The keyword being usually, as today he was falling and tripping all over the place. The last straw though, was when he accidentally tripped over the cord to the landline and smashed his face into Mr. Plant’s TV. Wiping the blood away from his nose he sighed a small sigh, he was going to have to clean Mr Plant’s TV, he hoped he wouldn’t be mad for getting blood on it. As if manifested by the void itself Mr. Plant walked into the room.

‘Are you okay? What happened?’ he signed 

“I’m... fine I think” Argos blinked a small smile forming on his face at the sight of his boyfriend caring for him

‘Get up we need to clean your face’ Mr. Plant signed already starting to walk toward the bathroom.

Following his boyfriend Argos’s mind started to wander, was Mr Plant mad at him for ruining his TV? 

As the two arrived to the bathroom Argos sat down on the counter, so that Mr. Plant could reach him without having to crouch nearly a foot. Mr. Plant ran a washcloth under cold water and attempted to clean up his lover's face without bothering his many eyes. After cleaning Argos up, he simply left the bathroom, leaving Argos behind. Argos hopped off of the counter, set on helping Mr. Plant clean up the TV, but instead of finding him cleaning the TV he was watching it, he hadn’t even bothered cleaning up the blood that stained the surface of the screen. 

“Are you not going to clean the TV, Mr. Plant?” Argos asked slightly confused

‘No’ Mr. Plant signed turning his focus back to the current horror film that was playing.

Shrugging his shoulders Argos just went to sit down with Mr. Plant, excited to spend some time with him, after all, he had, had a rough week. 

—

As the night went on Argos began to feel tired, the stress of the day was getting to him and his poor body ached from moving so much all the time. He leaned over and laid on Mr. Plant's shoulder, snuggling into his side as if he hoped to become a part of his body. Leaning back Mr. Plant wrapped an arm around Argos and held him as close as he could. He was glad he was okay. Argos falling had scared him quite a bit and he didn’t want to see him hurt like that again. No, he wouldn’t see him hurt like that again. Not if he could help it. He’d do everything in his power to keep Argos safe even if it meant hurting others, Argos was his boyfriend and he meant more to him than any rando ever could. He loved Argos more than anything in this world.

[lanatusnebula]

There are certain tags I know get nuked right

I don't know why Xdressing does????? I'd woried really hard on drawing Arven dressed as Professor Sada and also in a chef's outfit (wink) and both were not sexual per se, just spicy and unconventional. It was tagged with Xdressing because idk what the shit else to call it, and it didn't show up. But on Pixiv people liked it right?

I reposted it without the Xdressing tag, and bam.

People liked it on tumblr. WHY can't they just be up front about what's banned??¿

Don't say "inappropriate content" and rhen recommend me a furry with massive milkies.

[toastsnaffler]

once again saved by elden ring 🙏

[mindyballz]

guys wanna hear my joke

my names gar bidge

I love- I love rubbish 😋

and and yeah rubbish hahaha nom nom

[sluttish-armchair]

Interior of the Ministry of Truth

I might change some colors so everything is more visible for any [sharp inhale] rotoscoping (good god) I’ll have to do. But this is the first of the many desks I’ll have to make. Making the set base and figuring out the desk (relying heavily on the source material at all times) took me about three hours. Before this I worked on the hallway scene for an hour. The Mountain Dew Slurpee hyped me up shsbsbsjsbsjsnjsjs

Oh, and just for you to understand the sheer size of this 3D model:

That’s how small the desk and little guy are in comparison to the base of the set. Yeah. I’m going to die lmaooooo

[musical-chick-13]

I finally saw the Barbie movie! I have. Thoughts.