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crystallizsch · 2 months

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the besties are judging you for your taste in men

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dragonsdomain · 4 months

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You! Are! History!

I drew some of Pit's fabulous adorable poses from his battle cry in Chapter 5. I love him so much.

There were more, by the way, but I got tired after inking and coloring two. Have all five sketches under the cut:

#Kid Icarus #Uprising #Kid Icarus Uprising #Pit KIU #my art #Drawing Pit and exploring his swishy swishy princess clothes was such a blast #I think as a fandom we need to talk more about how attractive he is. Like. Guys.#Can you please tell me I'm not the only one attracted to Pit #Like look at him in that sketch on the bottom left? Yes I'm simping over my own drawing don't look at me like that it's normal #Also guys line weight??? Why did nobody tell me making a heavier outline of your character makes the drawing look 10x more professional???#I feel like I've unlocked a cheat code to life. Now I can feel like my art is ready to post even if it's not fully shaded #Which is great 'cause we all know I take an eternity to post any art ever #Anyway don't click on this. Don't zoom in. Don't question why the quality changes halfway across the piece #Just admire the bird wings or something like I actually pulled up a reference for those you should be proud

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hella1975 · 8 months

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my mum picking me up this morning: you're not as hungover as i thought you'd be

me, just yacked in an alleyway: yeah haha

#it's 3pm now and i still cant believe that happened that was. an experience #basically my mate's 21st coincided with her sister's 30th so they both had this big joint Event last night #where they literally rented out a farm house and the field nearby and set up a whole campsite and barbeque and everything #it was really random but also really good esp bc ive been friends with this girl since we were super young #and our mums were friends so ive just got. lots of connections to her family and it was nice seeing them all again #but there was fully like 60 people at this thing and i DID drink more than i meant to but i wasn't paralytic which is good #and my hangover ISNT that bad in terms of how bad my hangovers can get #it's just that my mate's dad picked us both up at 9am this morning which was already going to be... rough #and then proceeded to do the bumpiest drive down the country lanes ive ever experienced #i was literally grinding my teeth like i am NOT about to throw up in this man's car please if there is a god do not let me throw up #and i didn't! my mum picked me up from this (thankfully very quiet) road that has this rickety old alley coming off it #and i had the very humbling moment of 'im actually going to be sick aren't i' and had to WAIT FOR AN OLD WOMAN #TO FUCKING MEANDER OUT OF THE ALLEY AND WALK FAR AWAY ENOUGH FOR ME TO AT LEAST HAVE A SHRED OF DIGNITY #and proceeded to throw up. in a public alleyway. at 9:30am on a sunday. so of course i needed to tell you guys about it #im now force feeding myself garlic bread. im going to manchester tomorrow. i have a flight at the crack of dawn on tuesday #what is even going on anymore #also fully did just do nos last night with some 30 year olds. i cannot express how fucking odd a thing that is for me to do #actually no i can express it bc youse know that im funny about drugs so for me to not even be that drunk #and get offered a fucking balloon of all things and be like 'yeah why not!' is.... odd #i know i inhaled wrong though bc it didn't do a thing which honestly im happy about <3 #hella goes home

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hannibalismos-jaaneman · 4 months

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so i never said this to anyone and bottling this up is exhausting so i'm just gonna vomit it here. PLEASE SENSITIZE CHILDREN TO ART.

#raj shitposting #so on new year's eve my apartment complex decided to have like a little carnival and people were invited to set up stalls for their stuff #so my mother is a mix media artist and i FORCED her to set up a stall which i kinda sorta regret now because of this thing that happened #so we were setting up our stall and a little boy comes up and wants to purchase something from the jewelry section and when we #tell him the price of the piece he calls my MOTHER'S ART A SCAM. A SEVEN YEAR OLD BOY WHO DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPELL PHOTOSYNTHESIS!!!#WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A SCAM ACTUALLY IS. CALLS MY MOTHER'S ENTIRE ART A SCAM.#i wanted to smack him so hard across the face but my mother held me back and told me to calm down and asked him to get lost.#but the entire day our mood was rotten about this #PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD TELL YOUR CHILDREN THAT IT'S NOT OKAY TO INSULT SOMEONE'S WORK LIKE THAT!!!!!!!#YOU IMBECILE IT'S EXPENSIVE BECAUSE IT REQUIRES SKILL AND MATERIAL THAT IS DIFFICULT TO PROCURE AND KNOWLEDGE THAT IN ITSELF IS HELLA-#-EXPENSIVE TO GATHER!!!!!#ART IS INVALUABLE GUYS WHY DO YOU THINK OUR PARENTS PRESERVE THOSE STUPID ASS CRAYON LANDSCAPES FROM OUR CHILDHOOD?????#he might be a child and not know what any of this means but he could just back off... this is NOT curiosity it's mean spiritedness #and FUCKING RUDE #i was a child sometime in my life. i never talked shit like that to a 40 YEAR OLD AND TALKED BACK WHEN THEY ASKED ME TO BACK OFF #smh #anti intellectualism #art

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the-way-astray · 2 months

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holding out hope . . . don’t act like it’s set in stone . . . it’s not . . . yet . . .

(much ranting in the tags)

#kotlc #yes this is about the POSSIBLE keefe short story collection or book or novella about his time in the forbidden cities emphasis on POSSIBLE #i can’t deal with anymore keefe content guys i can’t do it anymore there’s already too much #let me OUTTTTTTT shannon i just wanna be done with this series stop holding me hostage let me FREEEEE /hj #if it's keefe-centric and away from the main story why can’t she just release it AFTER the series is finished? like this is SOPHIE'S story #obviously with the baby and whatnot i’d be cool with her not releasing a book for another year but releasing extras IN PLACE of a REAL book #i don't understand /gen #if she has the energy to write a book why doesn't she just write the next one #it might not be that tho that's just a possibility obviously i'm just curious #in the case that this extra is going to be released in the place of book ten this year it's like well. why doesn't she just do book ten #i wish i could say 'i'm not a keefe hater but this is too much keefe content' but i am a keefe hater so #IT'S FINE IT MIGHT NOT BE THAT MAYBE WE'RE ALL SUPER WRONG AND SHANNON'S JUST HAVING A SILLY GOOFY TIME #also even if this IS a special announcement we could still get book ten news? along with the announcement? mayhaps?#manifesting book ten news along with the special announcement please shannon #sigh hoping praying manifesting anything not keefe #if it is a short story collection i cannot tell you how BADLY i want it to be the adults' backstories #like i'm rereading unlocked rn and grady edaline alden and della all have so many blank spots in their registry files???#an extra could fill those in . . . just saying . . .#also the ancients #the ancients are super interesting . . . just saying . . .#luzia's pyrokinetic friend! fallon and luzia's mom! fintan (possibly) throwing vespera in the dungeon! luzia and vespera light experiments!#fallon and the other two on the original council! bronte and fintan's relationship! fintan and luzia's relationship!#bronte working under fallon as an emissary! them going to meet the ogre king! luzia and orem's relationship! why orem doesn't like his mom!#so many possibilities . . . come on shannon . . . please . . .#give us this . . . just this . . .#throw a great gulon incident short story in there to keep the keefe stans happy and then get into the juicy stuff #begging pleading imploring shannon to hear my prayers #anyway #if we manifest no keefe content there won't be keefe content <- lying

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jinhyun · 1 month

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the way i don't realise local artists frequent the bar i work at until someone else recognizes them

#please we have local bands playing here every other week why can't i tell kdñaks #this regular was talking to me and my coworkers by the bar today and some other people came in #and one of the guys was like wow dude i'm your fan and i was like 🧍🏻‍♀️#he even calls me by my name and offered to buy me a drink like an hour ago am i living the y/n life for someone rn #another (regular) local artist came here yesterday too but he's a total diva we don't like him #anyway yeah it was funny to me how it really never hit me that these regulars i always talk to actually have fans out there 💀

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coquelicoq · 1 year

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things i learned today:

my stepdad doesn't like the word obituary. why? well i can't be 100% certain because i asked no follow-up questions, but based on the way he relayed this information ("i don't like to use the word [lowers voice] oBITCHuary") i have a pretty good idea.

"we have to google meet" (as in, call each other on the Google Meet app) and "we have to google 'meat'" sound identical and i will interpret it as the latter regardless of how little sense that makes in context.

some drinking glasses have a little divot at the top of the handle into which my thumb fits perfectly!!!!!!!!

apparently when you find yourself at a branch of the library that's closing in three days for renovations, you should go ahead and check out all 11 books you have an eye on, because the computer will give you a due date SEVEN MONTHS INTO THE FUTURE. even though you could return the books at any other branch! jackpot.

#besties i am soooo sleep-deprived and i tell you when she said 'we have to google meet' to me...#i was like oh yeah makes sense. because you have anemia. and she was like what. and i was like wait googling 'meat' wouldn't help #with anemia...like you already know you should eat meat...you already know what foods meat is in...okay so why are we googling 'meat'?#fully trusting her to have a totally rational reason for announcing to me that we should google 'meat' while dropping me off @ the bus stop #fully prepared to support her in this random endeavor of mysterious utility #but she showed me her phone with the google meet icon and was like 'no i'm calling my girlfriend when you get out of the car'#and then we laughed hysterically for like three straight minutes. one of those days besties <3 #fun with words #libraries #my posts #no but the library thing is so funny. these weren't even holds i just started running low on library books so i took myself to a branch #only to see all these signs like 'closing in three days!' which i had no idea was happening because it's not my usual branch #so i was like okay whatever. good thing i didn't try to come three days from now i guess!#then i checked out and it was like due date: october 1 2023. they're like please temporarily store these books for us while we renovate 🥺#we don't have room for them 🥺because of construction 😫 will you pretty please give them a good home for all of the spring and summer 🙏#like a of all don't mind if i do and secondly that's so fucking funny what the fuck. you guys know about other branches right #like you're aware i can put these books in any book return in the county? yeah? alright haha take it easy

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edge-oftheworld · 3 months

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ashton really did be like ‘I’m reading the bible’ in his story

#like most christians don’t even read the bible #which is something I took way too long to realise how much of their pressure was projecting anyway #I can’t be the only one who had a good cry about that #like. not in a Must Convert You way. but like. i swear once it was something you were drawn to when #you were scared of the future and wanted security or just to feel loved by someone who’s not also dealing with being human #like I swear we used to just be like ‘oh this is a weird violent love story where Guy In The Sky tells temperamental little dudes (us)#that it’s gonna be okay and he was really extra about ensuring that.#like I was just thinking yesterday about how mum is like a prayer song to me. how sometimes we just want cosmic parents #who you know. we don’t have to be in charge of the emotions of and we don’t have to parent back as they get older #anyway I’m fully tangenting here and ash didn’t even write mum obvs that’s lukes song and like good for him. whatever #but to normalise trying out not even Christianity but this weird long ass document we’re obsessed with?? when did we lose that #when did we let people take it to oppress people and why did we not fight to take it back from them?#anyway ash please find my faithfromanewperspective blog so we can talk about the bible #or any of you. send me an as about the bible pref on my main blog but I’m not fussy #ashton irwin #5 seconds of summer #5sos

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maddyshome · 2 years

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old man was making too much sense AND he made the good guys look dumb. i 100% believe this was not intended because they fucked him up in the next season.

#the dragon prince #tdp #viren #yall cant tell me im not right bcs we all know im right w this #he was starting to sound logical and they had to put the abusive father stamp on FULL #king harrow was the good guy trying to help other countries even if he had no food for his own people this was supposed to be a noble act #but we all know this is just stupid why tf would you do that #umm tf no i would NOT help another country if my people starve OBVIOUSLY LMAO #they tried to make him into this martyr but he was just f dumb #same w sarai #a ruler should be good yes #but overly empathic to the point of stupidity? NO #you are responsible for your own people #thats it sweets #if your people would suffer for the benefit of others then you should not do that action #acting like its not morally right to kill magical creatures #bitch please they killed humans for fun are u high #its not morally right to kill anyone but it is what it is #if you are dead what does it matter whats moral or not

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crystallos-sol · 2 years

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Literally how did I ever function on Twitter I told gruvia stans to fuck off while being literally logical and understanding that literal abusers use the ship to justify themselves and saying it and still a gruvia shipper had the audacity to say: bro what did we do? Did you even read? Or did you see me say " fuck gruvia " and got mad?

#bRo wHaT dId We Do?#🍄#anti gruvia #(so yall dont have to deal w/ me being salty)#literally already 2 seconds from LAUGHING because how detached from everything are you?#never gonna stop laughing #oh my god my guy because of y'all i literally had a stalker anon & then I literally nearly got doxxed because i pointed it out #like please have some self awareness please understand y'all callin abuse cute is literally a pipeline to validating abusers ????#im genuinely really really not even kidding #why so fucking dumb damn all I did was curse and then say that it's creepy as fuck ???? sure told gruvia to fuck off but thats valid like #try and tell me you'd be chill if some crazy ass bitch had a literal soap figure of you she uses in the shower

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weirdfishy · 2 years

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thinking about The Old Guard x Hob Gadling possibilities bc it Just Now dawned on me

#the fucking— like how would hob even find them. same job different contractors?#same job guy who gave hob the job thought he was dead and so sends TOG?#tog finds that hob is Alive & Also Can’t Die hob is just A Patient Person finding the long con is better for this than guns blazing #cue Confusion & *spiderman meme* and maybe even andy shooting hob #(which sucks for hob bc he Doesn’t Heal As Fast Damn It he just Doesn’t Die. thx andy now i’m out of commission)#tog finish the job but hob has to sit out (yeah just take his hard earned info gathering why don’tcha)#but man He’s Also Immortal Andy Can We Keep Him Please #hob joins their crew and things happen bc he doesn’t have the same heal factor as them. shit still works out and he becomes a part of their #team just like an attachable part. most times he’s there for the job others he’s not. joe & nicky give relationship advice #joe & nicky get the Tea on Hob’s Stranger and one of them has started a manuscript for a novel #Hob gets sent letters bc he has the most secure houses and stashes #eventually hob gets keys for all of them and they keep some of their knick knacks with his stuff #then hob is like ‘i’m out but if you rlly need me. yk where to find me’#time skip hob forgot to tell them he and His Stranger are Married (andy knows a little bit about shrines & intent she laughs when she finds #out hob built a whole ass pub for His Stranger & shit #joe & nicky recommend honeymoon destinations (the two are gone for a whole day. dream took them to all of those places in the dreaming)#booker and hob are History Besties #& Art Besties #it’d be funny if Hob was the mf who killed Booker the first time #Hob & Nile get on like a house on fire (they actually did that- set a house on fire. were they in it? well. they were supposed to be)#hob gadling #the old guard #fishy’s bubbles #the sandman #this has wonderous crossover capabilities *heads to ao3*#no wait the hob and nile and hob and booker dynamics are switched #hob and booker are chaos demons while hob and nike are intellectuals

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actualtoad · 2 years

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my parents are fighting

#it had been a couple days and now my dad is really pissed #im just tired of all of it #im working on writing thank you cards to my teachers but im not feeling any positive energy anymore #so i think im going to just stop for now? but maybe i can finish before i go to sleep #they could keep this up forever though #im going to turn on some white noise because i don’t think i can deal with music right now but i could really use some sounds #anyway im doing okay i just kind of. have to complain to someone when there starts being screaming in my house?#because otherwise i end up feeling like im making it all up but my dad is SCREAMING at my mom calling her boring and unforgiving and #telling her to leave him the f*ck alone. so. that’s the vibe out here #they moved downstairs but the layer of floor does NOTHING. wait do you know what my dad sounds like #marlin when he’s yelling at nemo like toward the beginning of the movie my dad sounds like him #making the most of a bad situation with movie references #anyway i really want my dad to leave HER the f*ck alone actually. he’s calling her malevolent but he’s the one yelling and intimidating her #it’s not. fair. to decide that she’s a terrible problem when this is what happens whenever he gets upset at her. i just want her to get out #honestly. and i want them to get back divorcing please!!!! why did you guys stop doing that it was a good friggin idea #i told my mom that i didn’t want them to. back when she was first talking about it. but now i really wish she had #we can’t really afford for her to have her own apartment though so idk what would even happen. i just want it to end #anyway im fine but just. yeah. im going to turn on some music i think actually. and i think keep writing #me. my post. mine.#delete later #vent cw #don’t let me kill the mood this is just. a general vent because it’s kind of infuriating having this constantly in the periphery #i want a hug. and im tired. and i want to go home. but. im okay and im going to listen to music and everything’s fine

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supercantaloupe · 5 minutes

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there is no possible way to communicate to my fucking roommates that they're not doing their share of the chores in this house without them ignoring or hating me and i feel like i'm going Insane

#i wanna talk about me #i texted this morning saying Hey guys its dirty in here. i'm doing my part now please do yours at some point today too #and just the other minute i checked with the person who's supposed to do the counters if she did them yet #cause they're still fucking dirty.#and she said i cleaned them last night and always does them at night #Well then why is there a fucking oil slick next to the stove that's been there for three days then.#But just me trying as politely as possible to check in and ask 'did you get to the counters yet?' and she got cross with me #i can tell.#and of course she hasn't done the bathroom yet either.#even though it's her week. and was last week too.#but it's still gross.#and she hasn't fucking touched it.#and like #she got way on MY ass months ago for the exact same fucking chores. and not being up to her cleanliness standards #but no matter how many times i try to improve things or speak up nothing changes #if i ask nothing changes. if i keep asking i'm an annoying nag and they hate me!!!#what the fuck am i supposed to do!!#i can't clean an entire house of four people all by myself every week!!#AND WE AGREED TO SHARE THE CLEANING!!!!!!!!!!#WE'VE HAD MULTIPLE HOUSEHOLD MEETINGS ABOUT THIS

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inutaffy · 4 months

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this is gonna haunt me for the rest of my fucking life and i hope it does actually. ugh guys dont GET IT. he wants it to be over but its not over until its reallt over he know he cant just choose to give it up he has to work for his ending he had to work for a happy life because it's gonna kill him inside otherwise. and he doesnt know what he wants with ani maybe all he wanted was to protect her and now he doesnt need to because all they had was "the fucking disaster and then cleaning it up" what were they really without the drama and the murder and the lies and secrets they keep. he doesnt even believe in love or so he says and hes here at a dance for her and he doesnt know why. but as soon as that phone rings the physical manifestation of his paranoia and anxiety and guilt he answers and he listens. HE FUCKING HOOKED ON IT

#this is actually killing me #what if thats all we have or had #because it makes sense #like hes saying it without saying it #hes doing all this to please people thats all hes ever done #and now he just cant afford mistakes he cant afford messing up like he has in the past no matter how much he says he doesnt care #and just ani saying 'you trust them more than me' NO #WHY WOULD U SAY THAT #THIS GUY IS THREATENING CLAY RN #DONT WVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE AND YOU THINK YOU CAN FIX IT?#YOU CANT #YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD FIX BRYCE AND YOU COULDNT #AND HE ENDED UP DEAD #SHE THINKS SHE CAN FIX CLAY BUT SHE CANT #BRYCE WANTED ANI BUT CLAY DOESNT I CAN TELL #BUT HE NEEDS HER TO FEEL NORMAL #IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN IT #but seriously she doesnt even fully grasp whats goingbon because clay is holding back like omg you cant HELP #BECAUSE HE DOESNT WANT YOUR HELP #he wants to do it alone and get no one else alone if he goes down he goes down alone #and that doesnt make sense at all because he didnt kill bryce . alex did but hes still answering the calls #because the threat that this caller knows ani wasnt with him that night . that he doesnt have an alibi that he lied to thr police #that ani lied to the police #thats enough

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