#pls give him a fidget spinner

[pogued]

JJ in Season 3, Episode 4: The Diary

[springday-aus]

Fic Recommendations: ღ Grandma Recs - ღ Grandpa Recs

ATEEZ

ღ Seonghwa: On One Condition by @ateezmakemeweep

➳ Bad Boy!AU? Yes, please. The spin on A Walk to Remember works so well (especially the angst portion), and this time it comes with a happy ending! It's one of those fics when you need an escape and need to feel something. I went through the same pain as I did when I watched the movie, but it definitely had its own twist and spin from the author that works so well. Frankly, I come back to this fic rather than watching the movie and it's such a better option.

ღ San: forgetting something? by @tbhchoi

➳ this was a very cute fluffy drabble that gives you a good chuckle. i’m a sucker for fluff (i need to escape pls hand the fluff over) so this was a really nice story to stumble across! san 🤝 me, sleeping through alarms.

ღ Hongjoong: Troublemaker by @kpophogwartsaus

➳ let me start by saying I AM A SUCKER FOR HOGWARTS AUS (we still hate r*wling), you’ll prob see a lot of recs from me that are like this. i had originally seen this and sent it to my friend who is a hongjoong stan and read it along with her. i love the banter between hongjoong and the reader, plus the comedy from both mingi and yunho (god i love them). if you like friends to lovers au’s, harry potter, a good laugh, and mild chaos, this is the fic for you.

ღ San: slytherin!au san by @warmau

➳ well would you look at that another hogwarts au who would have guessed. listen y’all everything from skye is so good i recommend literally anything and everything but this right here *chefs kiss*. some suggestive themes, little bit of angst, and a cute ending. i give this a 10/10. (Also would recommend bc Skye is a goddamned mastermind and I'm not even San biased. - Grandma)

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BTS

ღ Seokjin: Pride and Fidget Spinners [M] by @kpopfanfictrash

➳ Enemies to lovers is my ultimate weakness. Out of all of Shanna's works, this is my ultimate favorite and I'm not even Seokjin biased. It's super cute as their relationship progresses because it's so petty but so relatable and I'm so soft for goofy Seokjin. 10/10 would recommend.

ღ Hoseok: Plant Boy by @gukyi

➳ We hate JK R*wling in this house, but we love a Hogwarts AU. This was just so soft and fluffy and I love works like this because it makes me so soft, especially when it comes to my boy Hoseok. This fic is great for a pick-me-up when you're having a shitty day. (I ALSO ADD THIS MY RECS I FUCKIN LOVED THIS FIC -grandpa)

ღ Hoseok: Occultation [M] by @jamaisjoons

➳ The way that this fucked me up... I felt so much as I was reading throughout like. It's fitting, considering how Armys perceive him as some kind of sun god and I.... pain. I'm telling you that this is a great read, but be warned of the angst that will hit. Hard. There are small times where I feel upset and this weirdly makes me feel better? It's hard to explain, but the emotions of it all really hit.

ღ Jimin: Nine-One-One [M] by @yminie

➳ Fun fact: I am a sucker for true crime and this fic was able to capture the thrill of the mystery of a dangerous killer. There was also the element of an ex-lover and it oddly worked really well. I'm not really into reading series, but this was one of the rare exceptions. However, I would note that you shouldn't read this alone at night in the dark because I got a little freaked out.

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GOT7

ღ JayB: College!AU by @warmau

➳ Okay, yes: anything written by Skye is wonderful, but this one has a soft spot in my heart. I'm not a JayB stan, but I am not a blind woman. The man is fine and we all know it. It's just a good storyline and I love how they end up getting together. It's just some good ol' fashioned romance and I. LOVE. IT.

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NCT

ღ Johnny: Set Up [M] by @smileysuh

➳ I usually hate frat!aus bc it's frat aus and I get war flashbacks. But enemies to lovers man. It's my ultimate weakness. I love re-reading it because the comedy is top tier and I feel like it's very fitting for the NEO boys. It's a great read.

ღ Jaehyun: The Apple of My Eye by @sehunniepotwrites

➳ I'm an education major and this hit me so hard in the feels since I'm going into my internship this year. Fun fact: another weakness of mine is men who are good with children and it's so fitting for Jaehyun (considering he wanted to be a teen dad 🤡). I was totally weak in the knees for a lovestruck Jaehyun and then throw in that he's a kindergarten teacher..... pain. But it's the good kind.

ღ Jeno: Love & Letter by @asthmark

➳ Guess who secretly loves angst? Me, it's me. I loved so much of it: the pining, the letters, and the whole club supporting Jeno. And then there was Renjun. Wow, he was a piece of work and I had a feeling he was gonna be that shitty boyfriend as the fic was progressing. The writing was just so spectacular and that made the angst hit like a bitch.

ღ Yangyang: Lonely Hearts Columns by @naptaemed

➳ I love this fic; this is top tier in my category. It was just so funny and so fitting for the NEO boys. I loved each dynamic that was paired with the main character because you can see the difference in comparison to YangYang. I also thought it was funny watching the two dance around one another: we love an idiots to lovers!au.

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SVT

ღ Mingyu: Walking Into Traffic [M] by @versigny

➳ I. LOVE. SOULMATE. AUS. It also has enemies to lovers!au in the best absolute way and I swear to god, this is just genius. I think this is the one that has stuck the most by me and it's absolutely hilarious. The progression of it all can all be in 6k words? Wow. I just love this fic and I constantly go back for it. I literally almost died inside when I realized I didn't officially have it tabbed/saved.

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Stray Kids

ღ Changbin: lip balm by @lixesque

➳ THE WAY I WAS HOLLERING READING THIS LMAO. i would definitely go back and read this is i ever needed a little pick me up, it was downright hilarious. if you like fluff and comedy this is the one for you!

[nochiquinn]

campaign 3 episode 13: ball pit

who else is terrified that dorian being at the ball is going make his parents aware of where he is and they're gonna pull some fuckery to make him come home and that's how robbie leaves the game

trying to explain to my partner how every week we're all going "is this it? is this how robbie leaves? how are they going to hurt us???"

it is not a healthy relationship

"god help me....nord vpn" A Mood

unironically want those fidget spinners tho

laura ur sweater

laura's sweater right after the caleb comic came out

oh NO

BEAR HUG

my birthday's coming up. just sayin.

"you're halfway done!" don't remind me

"midnight tonight" false

still  not over matt's ponytail in the intro. is that a weird thing to focus on? probably!

"you've proven to be somewhat creative" true "and capable" mmmmmm

"everyone dies" "us or them?" yes

man I need to finish leverage

"was that obscene?" "yes" "I'm sorry"

"these two are really charming" YEAH they are

"I'm not as good at lying as I thought"

mala: 24 of your exandrian hours

"it's not because my feelings are hurt that you don't want to go on a date with me"

"what is this plan about?" "we're all fucking"

liam has a whole secret b plot to get the group into a polycule

at dawn we poly

"they know exactly what they're doing" yeah each other

METAPIGEONS

"it's the same plan!" "but better"

taliesin

"it won't be in my hand, I'm tucking it back" .....chetney

"if you want anyone to become suddenly punched we excel at that"

"have you ever tried putting them in your mouth" laura immediately bursts into giggles

the collective age of the table tonight is 12

sam

burt reynolds is always with us

I am only picturing lovm!elf!matt as the check clerk

thigh dagger

oh NICE

I BELIEVE IN YOU

give him a little orange zip tie, it's fine

god I love them as a group

like I love all of them always but EXU crew + imogen is winning my heart tonight

this might be a niche reference but any time a ballroom with big chandeliers is described I just picture the lobby of the renaissance waverly hotel where they used to have AWA

oh imogen's gonna have to roll for overstimulation isn't she

"there's a sharp thing over there, good to know" "currently being held by someone" "they're holding it for me"

everybody find your overstim buddy

"all of those are the same shape" "...none of those numbers you named look the same"

very "I don't respect literally any of you" vibes

they all know better now, they just remind travis of his own backstory

C POP

someone draw chetney in a jolin tsai getup pls

I want a phd in weird-ass dreams

it's full of politicians, they're all evil

copernicus and maude was my favorite nick jr series as a kid

can't believe laura murdered robbie in the parking lot

WAIT

HE????

[percy voice] new money

UNPROMPTED WHISPERS

PERCEPTION CHECK WHISPERS

sam: shit my other job

CYRUS

you ABSOLUTE DUMBSHIT

fantasy electric slide

this plan can only go well

and then a dragon descends from overhead

well that felt rude

"apparently anxiety pays off"

"oh my god I wish I could drink"

invisible prop work

all pronouns!

ONLY MAUDE REMAINS

fantasy cha-cha slide

robbie making me revisit my thing about Dudes With Ponytails

"hey STUPID get in the corner"

"I dropped an oops stone!" dkfjslk

CAN they get some sage??

LinkedIn dance

"I don't know if it's luck so much as you cutting in line"

you are not invited into the cule

oh god it's being a polyam person on a dating app

"nothing good comes from 9th level magic"

here we gooooo

YE

imogen's gonna explode their heads

marisha has forgotten how to chair

forgotten how to chair AND the notebook

robbie why do you EVER gamble on a roll, it NEVER works

propose to me by launching a ring across the room or don't bother

mala: pandemic proposal

excellent comeback fearne, a+

I was wondering if eshteross was seeing this shit

lmao poor robbie

mercury is in its gatorade this week I swear

oh NICE

I zoned the fuck out, has ashton stabbed anyone yet

rude

well now it's just foreplay

[john mulaney voice] and now I've thrown him off his rhythm

well rip cyrus

I just want to take this moment to defend myself and say that just bc I stated a fear at the beginning of the episode that doesn't mean I manifested it to come true

I didn't do this, cyrus was stupid all on his own

was emoth six kobolds in a dress

the shadow fucks!

MATTHEW

[bbmyungho]

Seventeen + an s/o with ADHD

a/n: sorry this isn’t an update on SNCTD; trust me, I’m just as excited as you guys to finish the story, but my mental health hasn’t been all that great lately if i’m being honest, and i’ve missed writing for svt so... two birds with one stone, y’know :) also, quick disclaimer: this specific reaction post will mainly center around my own experience with my ADHD/the symptoms that especially affect me. you may be able to relate to it, you may not, but i hope you enjoy it either way, i tried to include kind of a range of manifestations. if you don’t struggle with ADHD or ADD, i would definitely advise that you look into ways you can better understand people who do and maybe help them out, and if you do struggle with it, remember that you are valid and you matter so much no matter what your brain says or does <3 we all have days where we struggle to understand that, but i swear it’s true and i’m always here if you ever want to talk about it <3

s. coups/seungcheol

always reminding you to take care of yourself and your mental health first

he rubs your head and/or shoulders when you’re having trouble with grounding yourself and staying focused (like he does with jeonghan’s hair i <<<<</////3333)

he’s very good at disguising when he’s gently reminding you about things or encouraging you to get work he knows you have due soon done with jokes or banter (so you don’t feel bad about forgetting or getting distracted)

you bet he’s going to be up in the forums trying to figure out ways other people help out their loved ones and see if there’s anything else he can do to improve how he shows that he’s there for you

jeonghan

very gentle and patient

he hates the sound of his alarm but he keeps one in his phone to remind you to take your medicine (if you take it) because he knows if you’re doing something else when yours goes off you’ll just swipe off and forget about it

every once in a while just out of nowhere he’ll make it a point to remind you how special you are to him and make sure you know that you are so much more than your disability and you’re doing so well with it look at you go

encourages breaks like his life depends on it he really likes to hold you during your breaks pls let him love you

joshua

always brings an extra pair of headphones or an extra mask for you if you tend to misplace or forget things

he keeps reminders and notes about important events or appointments in your schedule in his phone alongside all of his stuff so he can a) know what you’re up to every once in a while and b) make sure you get there on time and prepared with a good luck text from your wonderful boyfriend :)))

he doesn’t mind having to repeat himself if you’re zoned out and he always reminds you you don’t have to apologize when you ask him to; he understands you’re not just uninterested, and he wants to help you get out of the cycle of apologizing for something you can’t control

your hyperfixations become his hyperfixations: he might not be able to really invest in them like you do but he will watch whatever show you want or listen to whatever music

plus whatever he sees when he’s out that relates to it or reminds him of you, he’ll pick it up; v supportive in your hyperfixations!!

jun

jun is a godsend for really bad executive dysfunction days omg

i feel like if you’re ever struggling to get your thoughts in order or think of the right word to say, he knows exactly what you mean and he’ll help you out with it

also i feel like he’s pretty good at keeping up with stuff if you’re super forgetful or tend to misplace things???

like you’ll be looking for your headphone case or something in your bag and he’ll pull it out of his jacket pocket like “oh you asked me to hold them earlier sorry i didn’t give them back” 

probably better at keeping up with your stuff than is he is his own ffs

hoshi/soonyoung

idk if anyone else really does this but i tend to isolate myself especially when i feel like i’m being really overzealous or obnoxious

but soonyoung absolutely hates when you do that

he tries to make it as clear as humanly possible that you could never ever be a burden or an annoyance to him and he likes to sit with you whenever you don’t feel like talking to people

he’s a pretty loud and energetic guy himself so i feel like if you’re having a hard time controlling your hyperactivity he’ll just match your energy

if he catches you picking at your nails or playing with your fingers a lot (just generally fidgeting a lot), he’ll pull you up to dance with him and you’ll let some of that energy out together :)

wonwoo

i feel like wonwoo is super sensitive to your needs and experiences specifically

like he knows exactly how you need him to react when you’re on the verge of tears because you’re so frustrated with yourself for not being able to focus or when you get overstimulated

he’s a pretty chill guy anyways so i feel like overstimulation isn’t a big problem with wonwoo, at least when it’s just you two; when it does happen, he’s content to sit in silence with you as long as you need him to and just hold your hand or stare at your cute face until you feel like you can breathe again

if you’re in need of stimulation, he’ll read to you aloud or turn the sound of whatever game he’s playing up so you can hear what’s going on, too

woozi/jihoon

100% composes little songs for you to listen to for whatever mood you’re in or whatever amount of stimulation you need

i feel like he’s quite awkward dealing with big shutdowns or panic attacks if you get really frustrated or over/under stimulated but he tries his best to be there for you when you need him

much like soonyoung, if you’ll let him sit with you when you feel like no one wants to see you or you don’t want to bother anyone, he’ll jump at the chance

dk/seokmin

sweet boy is so patient and kind :(((

he doesn’t care how many times you trip over your words or have to restart a sentence, he’ll wait for you to finish and will listen intently

he looks at you like you hung the stars in the sky doesn’t matter what kind of dumb shit you’re doing or saying

no matter what your brain comes up with or how out of left field it may seem, he’s always got something to say right back that will match your energy babes 

mingyu

mingyu hums to you to help you fall asleep 100%

he can listen to you talk for forever so if your ADHD manifests itself in talkativeness, he’s just that much happier

he always asks if you’ve eaten and will cook for you if you say you’ve forgotten or just haven’t gotten around to it

he likes it when you play with his hands or when he feels your knee bouncing against his if you’re having trouble sitting still, he thinks it’s kinda cute and just a little reminder that you’re there 

the8/minghao

minghao is a man of many talents and interests so he’s always got you with something to do if you’re feeling burnt out on your other interests or just generally bored

will grab your hand and play with your fingers if he notices you picking at your skin/nails a lot or cracking your knuckles

or like if he’s wearing rings that day he’ll hand you one so you can play with it 

that way you’re still receiving some sort of stimulation but you’re not literally tearing skin off of your hand or about to break your wrists so win-win

seungkwan

he likes to play song association games with you sometimes, whether it be an attempt to help with your dysfunction or just to see how far out of line you guys can get

he always sends you a good morning text with a reminder to take your medicine (again, if you’re medicated) and wishing you a great day

if you get frustrated and sad with yourself then he’ll get sad as well and do everything in his power to cheer you up

he’s always encouraging you and making it a point to remind you that you’re valid and you’re doing your best even if it feels like you aren’t

vernon

mans doesn’t know where or what he is half the time tbh so i don’t think executive dysfunction would be too much of a problem for him

you two communicate without words all the time, you understand each other better than anyone else

he’s pretty go with the flow like he can be just as hyper and loud and energetic as you or he can just lay there with you cuddled up on his chest, it doesn’t matter to him, he just wants to match your energy

he tries to listen to you well and learn as much as he can about ways he can help when you need him to

like joshua, will probably carry around extra headphones or an extra mask or something just incase you misplace or forget yours

dino/chan

he’s a bit clueless, at least at first, but he tries really hard to learn

he probably is the type to carry a fidget spinner or some sort of fidget device for you to play with if those kinds of things help you

he’s also probably very awkward about handing it to you because idk he’s just weird??

always happy to try out new things with you when you’re feeling burnt out on your old hobbies or try to teach you a new dance routine or something to keep you occupied

[muwur]

could i request an -oikawa-kuroo-suga- headcanons for a partner with autism/adhd? (autism and adhd in girls can be like, real hard to write if you dont have it or know someone who does so its 100% okay to say no wididnejfufhejrr) especially with like, being embarrassed about stimming in front of them or dealing with rejection sensitive dysphoria as a symptom 😗👉👈 thank yooooooooooou i owe u my liyef

haikyuu + s/o with autism/adhd headcanons

✧ hc’s ✧ for oikawa, kuroo, suga & tendou

❧ gn reader

✎ 1.3k words

a/n: i got u b! this is wut im here for, to help u feel a lil represented 😌 also ik u a special fren of mine so hehe here u go (happy birthday soon btw c; ily i hope you enjoy pls feel free to lmk if there’s smth youd like me to change ♡)! aLsO pLEASePLEAseplEASe anyone let me know if there is something I wrote in this that doesn’t sit well with you. as someone who does not have autism/adhd or has had much experience around people who do, i cannot portray it accurately. i do not intend to misrepresent anyone’s experiences. i love and care for you all; the last thing i want to do is hurt or offend anyone. thankfully anon + the internet were great sources for me to try to understand things better. tho that is not to say i can fully comprehend these conditions (cuz i never can unless i experience it myself)

n e ways, u r all loveli n i hope ur having an amazing day <3

just wanna preface that these bois would love anyone for who they are, and would do their best to support you in whatever ways possible <3

oikawa

✧ oikawa had been replying consistently to your messages before suddenly disappearing with no explanation,,,

✧ at first it seemed like nothing, but after several hours and follow up texts from yourself, you couldn’t help but think that maybe he just didn’t want to reply to you

✧ maybe he didn’t even like you anymore

✧ fear that every moment you shared together meant nothing settled in the pit of your stomach

✧ a while later you received a phone call from a very apologetic oikawa, who was explaining that he dropped his phone in the bowl of ramen he was eating and had to go to the store and wait for hours before finally getting a new one and--

✧ “a-are you crying? hey, what’s wrong? i’m sorry i was gone for so long. i’m here now.”

✧ will definitely come over immediately to give you reassuring cuddles

✧ “you mean the world to me. i never want to hurt you, and i never want to leave you, either.”

✧ makes sure to communicate very clearly with you to reassure you what he really means

✧ always reminding you how much he cares about you to reinforce in your head that he’s always going to be there for you

✧ does self-care days with you to destress because life is tough (*cue selfies with face masks and laying in bed for hours with each other’s comforting presence*)

✧ very quick to defend and protect you from people who hurt you. will ask, “excuse me, can i help you?” with a piercing glare that’ll get anyone to back down

✧ gives you constant reassurance about your stimming

✧ helps you interpret social cues and situations, gives you tips on how to handle your interactions with others and in under circumstances (as well as how to remain calm in your own mind)

✧ practices positive self-talk with you because he wants to help you see how great you are

✧ anyone who doesn’t see it is at a loss and is irrelevant, they don’t exist in oikawa’s book 💅

kuroo

✧ always educating himself so he knows how to be helpful

✧ unintentionally embarrassed you once by asking what you were doing when he caught you stimming once (which was when he found out about it)

✧ he was genuinely curious and meant no harm, and he apologized for bringing it up how he did

✧ however, he was glad he asked you so that he could be informed and reassure you that stimming is okay. he understands the importance of it and he’d prefer you have something to help you self-soothe. no judgment here, this is a safe space

✧ takes mental notes on all your favorite stims (verbal, visual, tactile, oral, proprioception, etc)

✧ even discovers new stims for you to try and buys you things to help with them (“here, this is a fidget spinner, y/n” or “you know they make CHEWABLE JEWLERY? they call it CHEWELRY. that’s genius. *typing on phone* what colors do you like, babe?” )

✧ encourages you to talk about your feelings and find additional coping strategies (“let’s try this neat breathing technique i learned about today!”)

✧ saves you from overwhelming situations (ie. pulling you out of a crowd, shutting down really noisy things, giving you space to clear your head and breathe)

✧ ruffles your hair as a sign of affection and calls you cute nicknames

✧ helps you study, make plans, and stay organized. tries to keep things interesting and interactive so you don’t lose interest/find it boring

✧ when you’re having an especially hard time focusing, he’ll pull you aside for a relaxing break like talking a small walk, watching an episode of y’alls favorite show, sharing a snack, playing a game, looking at memes or tik tok, chatting, etc

✧ makes sure to validate your feelings first and acknowledge your concerns before giving you his thoughts

✧ helps you view situations from a different perspective so you don’t assume rejection from others. when there is some form of rejection, he’s there to help you cope with the emotions 

✧ gives you a lot of hugs when you’re feeling dejected and lonely, reminding you he’ll never leave your side 

sugawara

✧ he’s quite perceptive, so when he noticed your unease, he asked you about it

✧ embarrassed but not wanting to lie, especially to suga, you admitted to being afraid of stimming around him and that you had been trying to hold back from it (even if it was hard)

✧ his eyes immediately soften as he tells you that there’s no reason to be embarrassed about it

✧ he just wants you to be yourself and feel comfortable

✧ learns about all of your stims. totally supports and normalizes them (however, if they’re ever self-injurous, he’ll do research and consult expert help to redirect the behavior)

✧ will absolutely take good care of you, he’s not sugamama for no reason

✧ a great listener! always hearing you out when you talk about your passions and interests

✧ wants you to express yourself however you can because he understands communication may not always be easy (reminder that communication and expression aren’t always verbal!)

✧ praises you and hypes you up all the time, going on about how there’s so much about you he loves

✧ has the most soothing voice ever. will whisper you sweet, reassuring words to calm and ease your mind

✧ will even just hum for you. lit rally anything. the suga juke box varies from lullabies to funky fresh songs

✧ very patient and will support you when you feel upset, frustrated, and/or have outbursts

✧ encourages you to talk about your feelings, but never pressures you. shares his own thoughts and feelings to help you open up, asks you thoughtful questions

✧ may be ultimate soft boi but gives anyone the look™ if they even just stare, and goes feral if someone’s ever rude to you in any way, calls them tf out and is #satisfied when he gets them to apologize

✧ also helps you study and be organized! good at creating schedules and encouraging you to stick with them

✧ constantly making sure you eat sufficient meals 😋 and get enough rest 😴 will nag you until you do

tendou

✧ MORE THAN HAPPY TO PROVIDE ALL THE STIMULATION YOU NEED, says it’s an opportunity to give each other mutual attention and bond

✧ but will also provide you an outlet for just relaxing and unwinding

✧ will talk to you for hours and hours about your favorite shows/movies/books

✧ BINGES THEM WITH YOU

✧ always treating you to your favorite snacks/flavors and discovering new things for you to try that will match your taste/texture preferences (only the best for u 😌)

✧ curious about how stims make you feel and asks you to describe those sensations to him  

✧ thinks it’s super cool when you can finish his sentences for him,,, cuz it’s like y’all on the same wavelength (you gellll)

✧ if anyone made you feel bad,,, o boy

✧ tendou would intimidate them to the point he would probably appear in their nightmares ffegjegk this is why you don’t fuck with this man or those who cares about 

✧ king of spontaneity and asks if you’re down to do the most random things

✧ “let’s buy a trampoline”

✧ *2 am* “you down for some fries and dip? and by dip i mean m i l k s h a k e s”

✧ of course he’ll never suggest things he knows you would be uncomfortable with. never puts you in a stressful situation and always makes sure you’re enjoying yourself

✧ invites you everywhere and makes sure you feel included. always by your side!

✧ squeezes your hand whenever he can tell you’re feeling anxious

✧ if you feel anxious about trying new things, he’s there to encourage you! recounts all the positive aspects 

✧ but if you’re really excited to try something, you bet he’ll match your excitement

✧ a very good listener. empathizes a lot with being misunderstood or seen as “different,” and is therefore a major source of comfort

✧ constantly showing you how to be yourself and that you shouldn’t feel ashamed about it, cuz that’s who he fell in love with

[smallcrystals]

I had written so much and then i fucking lost it all nooooooooooo. 

Welp, gotta rewrite it. Here are my sibs, be warned, there’s a lot here. Also, apologies for subjecting you to my handwriting. 

  Morning star (eldest, top left)

  Mid-late twenties

Likes historical weaponry and combat. she ‘s a big nerd, who used to larp and enjoys things like tabletop and renaissance fairs and fantasy stuff (she also sort of inspired a dnd hobby in flash)

Amputee 

She has adhd (they all do) which was inherited from their dad. 

She likes jazz

She was in the air force for a while doing mechanics and maintenance. She ended up losing an arm and a leg in an engine accident due to someone else’s neglect of procedure. She got a medical discharge and ended up not getting a lot of benefits she was kind of promised (cause ‘merica). She depends on vet aid for a lot of her expenses but it’s still not nearly enough (cause ‘merica), and she is bitter. 

She used to be a huge social butterfly, very much the Prep/jock leader type. She’s more jaded and a lot more tired now, but she still very much likes people when she has the energy. 

She likes making morbid jokes. Her:  “Damn that sounds like it’ll cost you an arm and a leg,” Everyone: *sweating*. She lives for their discomfort. 

She still lives with her family for convenience, and now a days she’s doing college online. 

Tol lady 

Frizzy hair

V protective

  Militant march (second oldest, top right.)

A year or two older than flash 

I got his design from the scene in friendship games where the band comes on

Speaking of, Band Geek. he’s in percussion, he is percussion dad. He has extra sheet music and the freshmen are his kids

Also plays classical piano

He has inattentive type adhd, which he deals with by doubling down on organization. 

His bullet journal is pristine. He has…so many sticky notes. So many. On his desk, on his door, stuck on the walls, covering the bathroom mirror, so many. He has a set of alarms, and he keeps a calendar. 

Does like ~awarness~ exercises to deal with zoning out and getting lost in thought (which he does a lot) 

He doesn’t want to deal with forgetting stuff he so just. Carries everything. Everywhere. 

If you mess with his schedule he will panic. Please arrange hangouts with at least like, 3 days notice pls, he doesn’t do well with spontaneity 

He’s a good student. He’s also good to his teachers, he brings in apples and coffee, he volunteers to help them retrieve things and with grading, and he’s generally very agreeable. He usually also establishes a relationship with them because he needs to communicate his needs when it comes to ADHD accommodations.

 On the flip side, if a teacher ignores his disability accommodations or his county plan or is an asshole about it, he doesn’t tolerate it. He will lawyer on it, he will file with the school, he will go to admin and he will have you in litigation from your toes up to your teeth. God forbid you are a shitty sub. 

Petty but like, quietly. 

Whenever people get up to nonsense he’s just like: sips tea

Otherwise, he’s a soft boi. Accommodating, patient, and polite. Wears cable knit sweaters and polo shirts. 

  Uppercut (lower left, second youngest)

She boxes! She also wants to get into mma. Very scrappy gal

She’s in like, 7th or 8th grade

Despite her jockness, she still very much dresses femininely. She likes skater skirts and e-girl stuff. 

Flash: “she’s my little sister and I love her. She’s also a demon from hell sent to kill me via stress attack,”

Mischievous. She likes to prank people, she likes to sass her brothers and she is a mythic  troll to her family (and others)

Also pretty internet savvy. She’s on a lot of different forms and boards. She also uses VPNs, AdBlock, data protectors, and the like. 

She likes making video edits and amvs. 

She is a menace, and sometimes gets up to dangerous and/or questionable things, like trolling alt-right message boards or baiting people into saying creepy or incriminating stuff so she can report or blackmail them 

She’s on reddit

G a m e r 

She also floods bigoted tags with things like memes and fancams to clog them. 

She has catfished people before. Usually incels and 4channers. She has some weird sense of vigilantism, and also finds it funny. It’s never anything serious (like having someone think they’re in a serious relationship) but she has gotten people to get her stuff like steam games b4.

 Flash was not pleased when figured this out and he’s sort of constantly worried somethings going to happen. One time she did something that especially freaked him out and he got Microchip to install parental controls on her computer for like a month.

On the less worrying side of things, she runs fan blogs and likes tiktok. Normal fandom stuff. 

Her room has colored LED lights. 

I like to think flash give her the jacket he wore in the first 3 movies once he got his makeover. 

Hyperactive adhd! She has a fidget spinner, but she only got one after it became “cringy”. She hyper focuses All The Time.  Does the leg bounce, and gets a lot of energy out through her boxing. Her computer is super organized, her room is an absolute mess. 

First base (youngest, bottom right.)

He’s like, 10-12. 

Baeby. He baeby. 

He’s the little colt in a couple of the cmc episodes, im pretty sure everyone decided he’s flash’s brother and so have i. 

Combined type adhd. He is a very hyper boy. He’s constantly fidgeting or moving in his seat or dancing in place.

It would annoy his teachers if he weren’t so polite. 

He plays baseball! 

He also really likes flowers, especially yellow ones, and especially especially yellow roses, dandelions, and marigolds

He tucks dandelions into his shoelaces a lot. 

He’s also very friendly and upbeat, as well as surprisingly emotionally mature. He’s very in touch with his feelings and very good at sensing how other people feel. 

Plays ukelele, flash taught him. First painted flowers on it

He has this giant frizzy fluffy mass of hair, so he has some clips and barrettes he uses to keep it out of his face sometimes. He also sometimes wears headbands. 

Yellow is his favorite color. 

He dresses literally however he wants, including stuff like skirts. he‘s very fond of sweater dresses when it’s cold. 

Him and flash are very close. Flash basically acts like he’s his momma, and he will extend that nurturing to First base’s close friends. 

He’s also just an absolute magpie. He collects a ton of things from cool rocks to random shiny stuff to hairpins he finds. He always most have pockets for this reason. He also always has scrunches and hair ties on his wrist even though he doesn’t use them, in case anyone needs to borrow one. 

Also keeps fun bandaids in case anyone needs one. 

Did i mention he baeby? He baeby.

HOL Y FUCK

hi mum i love them all

you really went so in depth with them and i love it!! they’re so interesting to read abt and i love their designs!! i’m pretty sure most people took first base as flash’s younger brother sdjkfd but i’m glad i’m not the only one who hcs flash being one of the middle siblings!!

i love them sm and thanks for sharing them w me! 🥺

[ghosthunters-and-masks]

Could i request the gang with an s/o who has ADD and struggles to concentrate pls?

i have add too. this ask just made me realize how many times i stop writing to look at my bare desk

Sal

he can relate

he’s out of it like 50% of the time as well

will nudge you or squeeze your hand if something important’s going on

has a squishy-thing ready to give you in case you zone out during a movie or class, so you have something to do and can still concentrate

doesn’t mind repeating himself if you zone out while talking

has 50 reminders set on his phone for you

“we’re leaving soon, do you have your keys and wallet? did you take your meds? did you use deodorant?”

he means well, even if the questions can be embarassing

Larry

will tease the fuck out of you

“thinking about me again? ;)”

will scare you if you turn your back to him while daydreaming

will also steal your food

larry actually started taking notes in class, so that if you zone out for an entire lesson, you can just read his notes

problem is, he also has light add

it’s the thought that counts

on that note, this loser would totally get matching fidget spinners for bae and him

Ash

does the same as larry regarding taking notes in class, but actually succeeds

doesn’t mind helping you do tedious stuff you couldn’t complete on your own

is so fucking proud of you whenever you finish a project

tries to make dates fast paced, but short, so you don’t have time to really zone out, but also don’t get exhausted from concentrating so much

might suggest medication, but won’t push it on you

she’s just very supportive and considerate

Todd

honestly, todd is a disaster himself

if he’s not interested in something, he will only be able to do it while struggling all the way

so, he’s gonna share his “get-through-it”-methods with you

todd has a vast collection of little fidget-gadgets he’ll share with his S/O

will remind S/O to do stuff, but then forget to do it himself

you two would always do your homework together to “keep each other on track”

though you distract each other more than helping with anything

[stillwithkoo]

Not so badass boyfriend jk and the cockroach fiasco drabble ♡

wc: 1,700smthin (i added some sht rn so the wc got messed up)

warnings: cockroach death, mentions of the word cock & pussy, sexual themes, this is somewhat a crack drabble

this was inspired ofc by my favorite beings in the world: roaches. jk. i h8 them so much & theres so many in our house and i just wan di3 but i decided to write this shtsterpiece instead. anyway here it goes enjoy or wutevs! jk.

You were cuddling with your boyfriend Jungkook on the sofa in his dorm, while watching a movie with all of your friends, (all of the other bts members + you're all uni students btw) when an unwanted visitor decides to fly and land on top of jk's TV.

It was your most hated winged creature to ever exist on this entire fracking planet, and it doesn't help the fact that your mortal enemy could withstand a nuclear explosion. Although they aren't that invincible, and could easily be killed by being squashed, hit with a slipper, or by being sprayed with an insect spray. You still hate that a few of them can survive high levels of radioactivity. Anyway, going back to the bothersome cockroach that's stressing you a lot, maybe more than your weabooass-mayhaps-secretly-or-not-so-secretly-a-furry-gamer boyfriend, the horrid thing just flew again, now towards your direction. Making you flinch and scream a little, also making your boyfriend surprised by your sudden movement and screaming. "Baby are you okay?" he asked in a worried tone. "Guk...there's a jungcockroach. Kill it please, you know I hate it so much." you told him in a pleading voice.

"Where? and did you really have to call it jungcockroach?" he asked, and you looked around trying to find where the fck it is now, "Idk, it flew in our direction and oh- there it is! just right next to you on the wall! omg kill it! get it away from me!" you screamed, startling jungkook. Which also made him scream in his high pitched voice, because he was shocked. Your friends also wondered why you were screaming and shouting, and when they finally saw the reason why, they were alarmed too. Hoseok screamed and said, "OMG I'm going out of this room until you kill it. ohmygod I hate bugs!" Jin also screamed loud and decided to follow him out of the room. Joon, yoongi, jimin, and tae didn't seem too bothered. They just looked concerned for you.

The cockroach flew again, but it went to the floor, and crawled somewhere in the room. You weren't that scared of it now, that it wasn't flying anymore. But it still wasn't dead, and you were still a little afraid if it reappears, and flies again. Though, you could blame your boyfriend's scaredy ass for not killing it and just screaming at it. Like you did.

"Guk, why didn't you kill it? you just screamed like those undercover agent guys from that white chicks movie." you asked him, mocking the way he sounded a bit, cos he screamed like a girl. "In my defense, I was shookt because you screamed, which made me scream too." he said rather defensively. "Really? or is it because you're afraid of cockroaches like me too? oh my god. and I merely agreed to date you, because I thought someone would finally protect me and kill these pests for me. You were such a badass when i met you though, it turns out you're just as scared of them as I am. How saddening," you asked him, and joked about only dating him because you thought he'd kill these annoying pests for you. But he didn't quite get it and took it a bit seriously to which he replied,

"I just don't like them or bugs in general okay? It doesn't mean I'm scared of them. And what do you mean you merely agreed to date me because you thought I'd kill em for you? I clearly remember you saying, you'll date me because my big cock's a keeper." he said smugly, to which your friends faces wrinkled in disgust. "Um, guys we're still here, pls don't forget." Jimin had said.

"Sorry guys. But sure, whatever you say baby guk, don't worry I won't break up with you. Even though you're scared of bugs," you teased jungkook. "I really am not scared of damn cockroaches though, that pest should show up now. And I'll prove to you that I'm not scared of them." He said too proudly, and not long after, it did show up flying towards his shirt. He tried to fight it, but he shook it off his body instead. Staring at it wide-eyed after doing so til it fell to the ground, and jimin stomped it with his foot, and all his might, ending the nasty thing's pathetic life. "Well, you really proved you're not scared of them gukie. Thanks to jimin though," you said sarcastically. "Jimin ssi, you should become my new boyfriend. I'm breaking up with gukie, cos I need a brave man with real balls to protect me." you told jimin coming up to him, but you really just wanted to get jungkook worked up. Jungkook just glared at you looking annoyed. You actually succeeded in getting under his nerves.

While you were busy teasing jungkook, you didn't notice another cockroach appearing. But this time jungkook had an evil plan, "Um hyungs, why don't y'all go out for a bit. I'm just gonna talk to y/n about our relationship, or whatever that's left of it." he said, feigning to look angry, being like the great actor he is. Sensing that you and jk might have a couple fight, the hyungs obeyed and went out of the room, leaving the two of you alone.

"Y/N, how unfortunate, it's just the two of us left, jimin can't protect you now." Jungkook said with an evil smirk. "What do you mean guk? he killed the cockroach already, I won't have to worry about one for awhile." you replied. Jk found it amusing you didn't even see another cockroach crawling towards you.

"Oh. But what if there's another one? idk baby, but I think that nasty thing crawling towards you looks like a fracking cockroach to me." He said triumphantly, and when you looked down, it was indeed another annoying roach. You moved away from it, but it looked like it was crawling towards the wall instead. "JK kill it please, I can't deal with another one again ughhh. Why won't they stop attacking me?" you were so annoyed and distressed, you just wanted to disappear forevs. "What's that baby? you want me to kill it? oh i dunno if I can though cos I'm so scared of bugs, maybe you could do it yourself since you're so brave. Or you could call jimin, but I think they went home already. Anyway, maybe I'm gonna go out for a bit. Goodluck with your friend..." his cocky ass said, heading for the door.

But he isn't really gonna leave you alone with that nasty pest right? you won't let him. "Ughhh baby I take it all back. You're not a coward, you're the strongest and bravest person in the world! so get rid of the nasty creature now pleaseee." you said loud enough so he can hear and reconsider leaving you to die by the hands of a dirty cockroach, "Really? just awhile ago, you were saying you were gonna leave me for jimin though. But since I'm a merciful being, I'll help you and do it, if you beg again nicely and do something for me in exchange." he wants you to beg again and do something for him, of course. "Fine. My brave and ever so handsome boyfriend, can you pretty please kill that cockroach for me? I was just kidding when I said I'll leave you for jimin sir, I would never choose another person who'll never have the same big dick energy as you. I'll certainly do anything you ask me to do in exchange."

"Well since you asked nicely, I'll get rid of it now for you, baby." he then approached the oblivious insect which was now at the wall, it didn't fly yet but before it could do so, jk had hit it with a book making the roach fall to the floor. He then proceeded to stomp on it, to make sure it wouldn't live anymore. "Done, that was gross. Oof. I didn't realize I used Jin hyung's book that I borrowed to kill it. Maybe I'll just tell him to wipe the cockroach's juices off of it." he said uncaringly.

"Ew. Shouldn't you wipe it yourself before you give it back, like a good person? Anyway, thanks for doing it for me baby, I knew you were still a bit scared but you still did it anyway. And I really was just joking when I said I only agreed to date you, so you could protect me. Ok, maybe that wasn't entirely false, but i love you, you brave bun perfect or not. And I wouldn't trade you for anything in the world." You were being soft, but he just had to remind you of the thing he asked for, in exchange of getting rid of the pest.

"I love you too baby, and I really wasn't scared anymore, because It was fun seeing you scared and wanting me to be your hero. I'm still not gonna wipe that roach's juices off jin hyung's book though, cos I don't feel like being a good person today. And about that thing I want you to do...I just want you to wash my dishes for a month, and don't bother me when I'm playing my video games. It's not too much isn't it?" he said smirking.

"Of course it isn't baby, though I guess you won't be getting a blowie or any type of action for a month then. We're not frickfracking for a month, how tragic. But my glowing fidget spinner anal plug and me will still enjoy, idk about your hand though," you retorted. "What? baby nooo. I changed my mind, you can annoy me anytime even when I'm playing, just don't take away my smashing privileges. I wouldn't last a day, without your pussy in my cock." he exclaimed.

"That's what I thought so. I'm gonna shower now my brave cockslayer, cos all that roach fiasco got me feeling nasty. you're more than welcome to join me if you like." you said, as you went to the bathroom to shower. "I'm coming, I wouldn't pass up a great opportunity to use my privileges, as always."

♡

A/N: sorry for the grammatical errors/typos as always. yk i can't write for sht but I still do bec it's fun to share my crack ideas w/fellow crackheads shsh. I tried to edit this but u cant rlly notice it cos i suck at writing 😂 anyway it's just a drabble bec i h8 flying cockroaches sm!

[spacematriarchy]

SPN Thoughts:

Bless, a Yockey/Speight venture with a light gimmick, new team up dynamics, and Charlie talking about girls?????? im living. Legit laugh out loud funny, Great performances (of course, that’s the hallmark of a Speight episode), some poignant moments.... i loved it... so much.......

I also wanna say that I feel like despite the frequent reference to all of TFW being Jack’s dads, this is where Dean feels like he finally overcomes his shitty early actions to Jack and earns that spot alongside Sam and Castiel. Their dynamic is cute as hell and reminiscent of the old days when Dean used to be so good with kids - with the comedy angle of Jack being both a kid and an adult at the same time.

wicked tense recap on this ep, jeez

Jack making coffee........... valid Gen Z boy

Jack and Dean bonding over the Micheal thing is p great. It’s something solid they both know about the other but need to internalize for themselves.

Question: is that Charlie’s fidget spinner or is Sam just very amused by one that he himself has? very important yockey pls respond

I can’t believe Jack pulled the “Sam’s not the boss of you” card but i love him

“Dick’s Red Rooster Diner” side eye emoji. Anyway, good bit, boys.

Charlie talking about her gf :’( when’s the ep where she goes to find this universe’s version of Cara, u monsters

additionally, this whole bit really informs new!Charlie’s character. It breaks my heart to see the world made such a cynic out of who we know was once a happy, bubbly woman. This is the strongest dimension we’ve gotten to this character yet.

“I promise when we get back home I’ll give you The Talk” WHERE!!!! IS!!!! THE!!! TALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where is this SCENE OF GREAT BEAUTY WE WERE PROMISED!!!

A+ acting, Jack, u precious boi

“Okay, but if [Harper] is [in love with me], I need to know everything about sex. Go.” c hildd..........

this is where the ep loses some steam for a while but it’s still good

What a twist!!!!!

I like the return of the zombies a la Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things. Good Content.

Charlie!!!! I!!! Love you!!!!!!!!!!! Please learn to love again my special girl

Aaannndd cliffhanger. Poor boy :’( At least his dads know now and can help fix him soon.

[jaeminlore]

can u do summaries for mark and johnny?

idk why it took me so long to get to these i’m just lazy i’m very sorry for the long wait :(

JOHNNY. he’s a tree first of all. he’s also one of the softest!! boys on the planet that nerd. he gets so giggly if ANYONE complements him like… red face, flustered giggles, he curls into a BALL pls stop johnny. half of me wants to say he’s cute but the other half of me is very embarrassed. is a chicago boy. his theme song is either that chicago song from victorious or deep throat by cupcakke. loves ten a lot a lot people who say ten is whipped for johnny have never actually seen them react honestly johnny would do anything for ten and ten knows it and USES that power against him lol. johnny doesn’t rlly care about gender roles. is a secret arianator it’s factual. one time he and his mom wanted a dog but his dad didn’t so while his dad was on a business trip he and his mom went to buy a dog. legends only. played volleyball in highschool. probably has a crush on jenna marbles. gives me the same vibes that jackson stewart does if you were wondering. he and amber from f(x) are really close!! he’s in a few of her vlogs!! bffs w sehun, trained w exo. um back to embarrassing school moments look up johnny’s rap. just do it. plays around with the dreamies like a dad and it’s rlly cute to see like he’s that encouraging older brother who just plays around w them :(( is smart!! likes books!!! also stupid!! broke his phone w a fidget spinner!! kind and forgiving!!! looks so good in overgrown cardigans and he KNOWS IT. I LOVE HIM.

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MARKY SHARKY. MY BOY. uhh mark who gives english dictionaries and bibles as bday presents. mark who looks out for the other boys despite how awkward he feels doing so. mark who lets the other boys cling to him even tho he doesn’t necessarily like skinship.HAVE YOU SEEN THE BOSS BEHIND THE SCENES BC WHEN HE GETS EXCITED ABOUT ANYTHING HIS VOICE GETS HIGH AND FAST AND HIS CHEEKS TURN INTO APPLE CHEEKS WE STANNNN. adapts well in different situations!!! blushes at the smallest compliments and DENIES. his favorite verse is the randomest verse??? like he chose exodus 9:16 ITS LITERALLY WHEN GOD DECLARED PESTILENCE ON THE EGYPTIANS SKDKXBDKD and i know he meant it to be encouraging bc it talks about like lifting God up first but i find it so funnydkwkddn like he COULDVE chosen philippians 4:13 but noooo. LOVES cold weather and misses canada :’(. sleeps w a pillow between his legs how cute :( maknae of nct despite not being the youngest. literally lets the dreamies walk all over him he’s just so chill. jaehyun said he raps in his sleep sometimes which is weird. doesn’t like planes that much. LIKES BADMITTON skjdjwodosjd. HAS A PICTURE OF HIS FAMILY IN HIS WALLET. we love a family man.donghyuck once said that mark is so perfect it’s tiring. said that now that he’s graduated he wants to learn how to drive and have serious convos with his managers and dad??? bad actor tbh. WANTED TO BE AN AUTHOR WHEN HE WAS LITTLE. doyoung has read some of his manuscripts (a science fiction book?) and said it was really good!! idk if mark is still persuading this or not tho. likes the smell of deodorant?? anyway i love him. this is just the tip of the iceberg. OH i’ll end with that interview where he was trying to explain that whiplash wasn’t about literal whipping yet he was aggressively whipping the air and NO ONE stopped him. thanks for reading.

[petersthree]

hey! just wanted to say that I love your headcanons. I was wondering if you had any on a starkings group chat? what would their nicknames be, who would just lurk and take screenshots, who would send ironic memes etc.

I can’t believe it took me until this ask to think about a stark groupchat ily thank you for sending this: 

They have a Facebook chat that Rickon made because all his siblings went to uni and he’s still in high school and misses talking to all of them okay (not that he admits it to them). It’s called Winter is Coming and whenever it’s actually winter Rickon will change it to Winter is Here and they all roll their eyes at him but secretly love it. 

Nicknames: Robb = KITN. Everyone makes fun of him because come on Robb you were homecoming king once but Robb does it with no shame. Sansa = Sansalicious. If anyone ever tells her to change her name (or changes it for her) Sansa will change it back and go “SANSALICIOUS DEFINITION MAKE EVERYONE GO LOCO” at least 5 times in the group chat. Arya = No One. She always makes jokes about it so if anyone in the chat is like “who told you that” Arya will pop up with “No One” and everyone groans when they read it. Bran = RaisinBran. His profile pic is of a cereal box. Rickon = Rick Roll. Guess what his favorite link to send is. 

Jon has his name as “Jon” which is boring so the siblings change it all the time. The names have been: Broody McBroodson, Crow Boy, You Know Nuthin’ (and after meeting Ygritte that was all they would say in the chat), Jonathan Snowflake, and currently, Jawn Sner. 

 Sansa takes screenshots of everything. If someone says something she’ll be like, “Oh, really? That’s not what you said on JULY 19TH, 2013″ and post a screenshot.

She does this to Arya so much that Arya starts screenshotting too and they’ll just share screenshots and passive aggressively fight and Robb is like “pls just scroll up you don’t need to screenshot what you wrote 5 minutes ago” 

RICKON SENDS SO MANY MEMES!!! He’s so intentionally embarrassing I love him my boy really changes his groupchat picture to one of him dabbing while holding a fidget spinner in front of the emoji movie poster he’s such a mess. 

It was originally just him dabbing but Arya said “why are you like this” and Rickon was like “you’re right. I need to make this more embarrassing.”

Bran taught Robb how to send gifs and ever since then Robb will send like 5 gifs in a row instead of typing out something and he’s so charmed by it every time even though everyone else groans at it. 

Theon will sometimes grab Robb’s phone and write shit on there just to mess with the kids but they always know it’s him.

Bran is always, always online but he never speaks someone will @ him in the convo to talk and he’ll just be like “nah” and continue lurking.  

Jon mutes the conversation. He loves his siblings and he’ll chat every week but he also wakes up to like 80 messages per day and at least 30 of them is Rickon & Sansa @tting him and Bran lmao 

Sometimes two or three Starks will be home at a time and instead of fucking. Walking to each other’s rooms and asking something they’ll write on the group chat. 

Sansa: Jon can you pick up milk from the shop?

Jon: Sansa I’m 2 doors away from you why wouldn’t you just walk over?

Sansa: YOU’RE using the chat right now aren’t you?

Jon sighs and walks to her room, knocks, and goes: “Give me the bloody money for milk.” 

Another door down, Arya messages the group chat: Can you also get me some chocolates?

Because I needed to subject you all to the joke @fishtrapstinkin sent me: Theon usually will send jokes on the group chat personalized for the Stark kids. His most recent one: 

[tenfaceandthree]

What Does Your Muse(s)'s Christmas List Look Like?

{List five items below, without any specific order needed, then tag some other muses who would like a gifts this holiday season}

Noble

🔪 VR headset so he can run from his problems

🔪 "A good ass watch" Go wild my dudes

🔪 A scratching post so Honey will stop using him as one

🔪 Those non breakable drinking glass things pls and thanks

🔪 Get him the Switch or perish

Daller

🕵 Some coasters??? That match the decor

🕵 Two collars with two leashes um... since when does he walk dogs?

🕵 Books, big novels, totally reasonable

🕵 Hatchimals???? I'm scared wtf

🕵 Nerf Guns??? I think he has a plan for the next time he has babysitting duty

Damien

🍑 Give him a messenger bag pls he wants to be grown up too like all the other men at work

🍑 Fidget toys that aren't a fidget spinner??? Please???

🍑 A beanie??? He's making shit up too.

🍑 Those long distance touch lamp things pls he misses his lover

🍑 Sweaters??? He's not used to this please

Devon

😧 A plot of land in Ireland, this is a gag thing I promise

😧 NASA related anything he'll cry tears of joy please

😧 A wallet. That's it. Just a wallet. He's making shit up now.

😧 The "now you may speak" coffee mug so he can be a prick without opening his mouth

😧 Sunglasses so no one ever knows where he's looking. Is he looking at your dick? Who knows. Is he looking at your credit card info? Who knows.

Tagged By: @immortalbrats

Tagging: @seeing-our-future @silver-tongued-detectives @thornxhearted and anyone else who wants too!!!

[acrispyapple]

50 more interesting questions

Rules: fill this out and tag at least one person you’d like to know more about! Or just fill it out! Or don’t! Answer only some of them! Make up your own questions! “What kind of requirement is that”, you ask? A reasonable one! Who am I to tell you what to do? Anything goes!

Tagged by @incorrectmidc i had this open for days and i answered a few questions per night lol @o0w0o and @deathbymidnightcinderella  <3

1. What kind of food can’t you stand? spicy stuff and umm food loaded with exotic spices / herbs

2. If you could choose one minor inconvenience to never have to deal with again, what would you pick? my mouse ending up double clicking after a year or so

3. Have you got any useless talents? i have way too much trivia and animal facts. plus random skills with no practical use. oh and playing the piano is also a useless talent for me since i don’t really “use” it

4. If you were really really good at one thing, what would it be? my answer isn’t an “if” thing lol. i have a really good memory. it really helps with mostly anything i do + it makes studying easier. but sometimes people think it’s creepy that i remember little things about them, they think i keep notes about them or something lol-- but i really do just remember.

5. Name a few people you think are extremely good-looking - umm neil caffrey (matt bomer) from white collar, nick burkhardt (david giuntoli) from grimm, daniel shaw (brandon routh) from chuck -- i seem to have a type haha. omg i forgot jo in-sung. i’ve always thought he was handsome! 

6. What was your favorite way to pass the time as a kid? i was a pretty boring kid. i just read books, watched cartoons, and organized things. as a kid i’d look at my toys but never really play with them because i liked seeing them all set up nicely. i just kept collecting stuff i liked. the most i’d do that’s remotely active was play with my dogs

7. What is something you’re proud of? i do well academically and i learn fast. and somehow i’m proud of how i’ve remained the same over the years.

8. What’s one character flaw in people that you just can’t tolerate? i don’t know if this is considered a character flaw but i really dislike poor manners haha. it drives me crazy when people open their mouth while chewing or if it’s too noisy. i die a bit inside. besides table manners and manners in general, i dislike people who are rowdy during inappropriate times.

9. Do you consider yourself to be more of a leader or a follower? both but to avoid stress sometimes i just want to follow. i’m a bit of a perfectionist / rule follower so i get frustrated a lot. i know not everyone is like a machine but it’s hard with my ocd lol. and no this isn’t just me saying ocd like most people when referring to certain things, i actually do have it and i have medication for it

10. What kind of student are/were you? normal i guess. i got along well with people, i didn’t fail anything, and i never rebelled or did anything wild. it was uneventful lol. i’m still technically a student now, but i see it more as an adult thing.

11. Butterfly effect question! Has there ever been a seemingly minor decision you’ve made (at the time) that ended up having a profound influence on your life? i’m sure everyone has one

12. Name your most irrational fear/aversion well it’s not a fear per se, but i have an aversion to most asian food, sorta? the smell sets me off especially if it has a bunch of spices or herbs in it. my nose is just sensitive and i get affected easily by strong scents. but i’m fine with japanese food, maybe some korean and chinese stuff. for fears, iono, i don’t think it’s irrational to be afraid of spiders and big cockroaches ><

13. Are there any fictional characters you find especially relatable? a bunch haha but it’s mostly people associating them with me first. i’m not tsundere..... how dare they

14. If you drink, what kind of drunk are you? Alternatively, what sort of person are you at parties? i don’t think i’ve ever gotten drunk the way people imagine people getting drunk to be like. i remain the same except i get a headache. i don’t really change at all. and in parties i guess i just stay close to my friends. stranger danger lmao

15. Do you fall in love easily? Or does it usually take a long time for you to trust someone? umm no i do not. i mean i can trust them fine but i don’t think i can believe their feelings until they can prove it isn’t just a short time attraction. i’m in for long term stuff so i don’t really wanna waste time if it’s not headed there. but yeah currently in a long term relationship

16. Would you rather have one close friend or 100 casual friends? having fewer friends makes it easier for me to update all of them without getting tired of repeating the same story over and over haha

17. Do you consider yourself to be more of a slob or a neat-freak? always organized and no one’s allowed to touch my things haha

18. Describe a place (imaginary or real) that you would find incredibly cozy i’ve always wanted a seating area near a huge window with a good view, bunch of pillows, earphones + music

19. Do you have kids? If not, do you want them someday? nah i don’t think i can handle it. i’d probably go insane trying to control them and making them become my idea of what a person should be like

20. What was your favorite book as a child? the chronicles of narnia, still love it to this day because it’s really written well

21. Name one thing you just don’t get what all the hype is about WHAT IN THE WORLD DOES A FIDGET SPINNER DO -- yeah i’m sorry, i think it’s stupid

22. Name one thing that you think is tragically underrated i should have an answer for this but i totally forgot lol

23. If you had to be glued to a person for a month, real or fictional (who you have never met), who would you choose? since im in the midcin fandom i’ll just say byron

24. What’s something you’d like the chance to do someday? visit all the haunted places i’ve ever read about, and prolly explore old ruins. i was way into archaeological finds etc way back

25. Do you typically speak your mind when you have a controversial opinion? Or do generally prefer to not rock the boat? i try to say it in the most courteous way possible. i can’t keep it to myself because it would bother me and my mind would just dwell on it forever but i also don’t like offending people haha

26. What’s the dumbest fad you’ve been caught up in? sTiCkY cApS in chat (but i stopped after a month okay, and i was 12)

27. What’s something you thought was cool as a kid/adolescent, but now cringe at yourself for? typing in sTiCkY CaPs. kill 12 year old me pls

28. What’s a trait you consider to be very admirable? being kind and yet still firm when needed even when it comes to friends. i really admire people who don’t just blindly agree with their peers

29. Is there a particular kind of item people always tend to give you as gifts? (For instance, people always get you things with ducks on them because you like ducks, etc.) people give me stuff with owls, bears, hedgehogs, or stars because i love them. i also love stationery and pens. i like getting different colors and i never use them. i just keep them forever haha

30. Do you speak multiple languages? Which ones? i know a bit of stuff from other languages but not enough to be proud of it. i don’t want to be a poser and claim yeaaaahh i speak this and that lol

31. Would you rather live in the big city or the countryside? city please. i hate the quiet countryside. it’s like if someone comes to kill you and there’s no one around and you’d be all “this is why i should’ve been in the city with people everywhere”

32. Has there ever been something you were certain you’d hate, but ended up loving? byron wagner from midcin. when i first started and i saw him i was all, ehh eyepatch dude. so edgy. lmao. i even purposely skipped him during certain events and i regret that now.

33. Do you mind being the center of attention, or do you prefer the spotlight to be on someone else? i don’t want to be the center of attention, i’d feel awkward

34. Favorite holiday? the usual, christmas and new years eve... but i miss having an actual christmas where it isn’t summer...

35. Are you a more go-with-the-flow type of person, or do you need to have things planned meticulously? i always have a plan lol

36. Is there something you loved so much you wish you could forget it and experience it all over again? (A tv show, book, series–anything.) hmm, i can watch something over and over with no problem. all good

37. What hobbies do you have? reading (but it’s mostly fantasy and sci-fi), watching crap, annoying my dogs, playing video games, making stories in my head. I WISH I COULD WRITE AND DO IMAGERY WELL. oh well

38. If you could have a superpower, but it was only mildly useful, what ability would you want to have? the ability to moisturize instantly, one click. that’ll save me time daily

39. Something people are always surprised to learn about you that i like video games and anime lol. and that i’m happy to talk to them T_T

40. Something that took you way too long to figure out i still don’t know how to knife. how to knife~ i mean how to slice things or chop things or do anything in the kitchen

41. Worst injury you’ve had? is it considered an injury when you’ve had to get 4 major surgeries in a year? i mean i guess tending to / waiting for the surgery scars to get better can be considered an injury since it took a while and it was sorta a pain

42. Any morbid fascinations? umm, i can’t think of one

43. Describe your sense of humor i don’t really know lol. i make a lot of jokes and sometimes it breaks the mood for people lol

44. If you had to be born in another era/place, which would you choose? i really like princess stuff but the real medieval stuff would be dirty people who don’t take baths and really horrible stuff so maybe just the fantasy version of that + high speed internet

45. Something you are irredeemably bad at not rambling when i really like something. to the people who’ve ever had to listen to me whenever i got excited about something-- i’m sorry

46. Something that sucked but you’re glad you went through going to a nature retreat thing 3 months ago or something. i had no internet and it made me cry inside but i guess it was fine

47. Would you rather have a really godawful ugly tattoo in a place that is only slightly inconvenient to conceal with clothing (upper arm, thigh, etc.), or the coolest, most beautiful tattoo ever in the middle of your face? (Neither tattoo can be removed or concealed with makeup, and the ugly tattoo will deeply offend anyone who sees it.) i don’t really want tattoos in general so i guess the ugly one.

48. Are you more of an optimist or a pessimist? optimist

49. What would be the most flattering compliment someone could give you? something that isn’t physical or shallow. i’d be really happy if people noticed my achievements or if they liked something about my personality-- or if they found me funny lol

50. Something you feel people often misunderstand about you that i’m not nice lol because i keep to myself unless spoken to irl + that unimpressed scowl i always have. it’s like my default facial expression!

not forcing anyone to do it since it’s very long, just tagging for the sake of tagging! and i think most of the people i know have already been tagged? i’ve seen this tagged post done by most of them lol

@ashnable @nimmywik @captiveotomeprincess @otometrashcan  @princessdiarymdc @arimii @madamemalfoy21 @kinkymint @oh-my-otome

[bloodycrumpets]

do fidget!! give him his hearts pls!!

Drop me a character name and I’ll reveal my muse’s heart...

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗(purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)

He recognises that he’s nice and all, but he appreciate a bulkier aesthetic more, you feel?

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗(how close a friend they consider them)

Feli seems nice, and Arthur’d like to know him better. If only because he finds him amusing.

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💔(wanting to have sex with them)

He... doesn’t particularly want to go where fidget spinners have been before, you know?

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💔(hoping for a romantic relationship)

[tiny violin]