his couch riffing ig post was so fucking pure and wholesome and i fucking love him~🎃
(also sorry for like NO actual posts this weekend. it was quite literally the weekend from hell. i have food issues and particularities and my burger from my favorite place on saturday night was VERY undercooked and i ofc didn’t send it back bc i embody that millennial stereotype okay they were busy with an event and pls ive worked food service for a good amount of time prior and im NOT doing that to the kitchen. so i struggled through eating half of my consistently pink ass burger and was so not okay that i didn’t even touch the rest of my fries.
and then sunday was an absolute disaster. my aunt asked me to come with her to visit her son/my cousin for mother’s day since my mom lives out of state and i wouldn’t be able to spend time with her. it was a ruse. she wanted me as a buffer. so i went to a stupid ass movie with them and then has to sit through an entire dinner with them where her son, and grown ass 33 year old man sucked clean all fucking ten fingers up to the knuckle whenever he got something on even just one. he didn’t even unwrap his silverware from the napkin. the server had brought us extra napkins bc he ordered a messy burger. he didn’t use one. so i was already so fucking keyed up and then he asked if we could do a quick grocery shop that he promised would be at most half an hour. it wasn’t. it was an hour and a half. one hour thirty minutes. in a huge busy ass loud fucking store in which he went up and down every single aisle looking at every single section.
so i am still fucking not okay over this weekend but there will be queued posts today as i’m doing them right now this morning.