#pogchamp boy || tommy

[poggersbastard]

"IT FEELS LIKE FLYING, BUT MAYBE, WE'RE DYING."

[lillylvjy]

Race to Meat Mountain?

A/n- hi this is not good at all. i did this at 1 am yesterday and was editing it and it’s not the greatest but it’s something. also i kinda based the angst on things around my life so, sorry if i self-indulged a little, but i hope you all like this fic ( i tried editing the best i could)

warnings- angst if you squint, eating disorder mentioned, swearing, kissing, cute stuff, one sexual joke but i also intended the reader to be apart of the asexual spectrum (again self-indulged) let me know if there is anything i missed:)

Wilbur had talked about going to Iowa the night before stating that hes “never been to Iowa and he doesn’t know if he’s ever going again”. You knew he would. For god sake he’s a musician and he plans on touring in the future. But you just let it go and told him they could go the next time they were in america. 

Apparently that wasn’t good enough for Wilbur, because you woke up at 5 in the morning by Wil shaking your body and whining for you to get up. When you finally opened your guys and let out an annoyed sigh, you say Wilbur with the biggest grin on his face. “Good Morning darling. Get up and get ready, we’re driving to Iowa today.” He said with the most excited voice ever. Now you would be mad at him for waking you up so early, but he was so excited and he looked determined so you said screw it and got up. 

Once it hit 7:30, you all were in the car ready to go. There weren't enough seats in the car and you offered to sit in the trunk but Wil demanded you sit on his lap the whole time because he “didn't want you to get hurt and bored back there”. Was it illegal? Yes. Did any of you care? Nope. Not at all. Wilbur put the seat belt around you and locked it into place. “Are you comfortable love? Do you feel safe?” He asked as Shelby got in the car.

“Yes my love. I promise.” You said kissing his cheek as the boys in the back either gagged or said “get a room!”. 

“Will what- what are we doing?” Jack asked Wlibur. 

Wilbur shifted to look at Jack, “We’re driving to Keokuk, Iowa.” 

“Why?” Jack said in an accusational voice as Wilbur laughed. 

“Two hours and 46 minutes” He said while rubbing your arms. 

“But why are we doing this? You’ve not explained to us why we’re doing this.” Jack asked again. 

“I’ve never been to Iowa-”

“It isn’t real.” Jack intervenes.

“Yes it does! My family lives there!” You said glaring at Jack jokingly.

“As far as I know love..” He said, looking at you with a shrug. You slapped his shoulder as he started laughing.

“Shut it.” you said teasingly.

Wilbur turned back to the camera, “ I have no intention to ever go to Iowa. I mean- what? Am I gonna go to Davenport? No. I'm not going to Iowa ever. So I decided, I'm gonna go right now, so I can say to myself… ‘That’s it!’ Until the day I die I will never enter Iowa.” Wilbur concluded.

\(timeskip)

As Wil and Ranboo explained why we were going to Iowa, you were looking outside and playing with Wilbur’s hand until it got ripped out of yours.

“And they pogged! They pogchamped!” Wilbur yelled as he brought his hand back down to yours and intertwined them back together.

“So me and ranboo are going to split a meat mountain together and that is not what you think it means!” He joked. You laughed and rested your head in his neck.

“What do we call this road-trip?” Wilbur asked after a while. 

“Race to meat mountain.” Ranboo said immediately. 

Race to meat mountain?” You repeated back like it was the dumbest name ever. 

“Yes, and don’t shit on it y/n! You remember what you named the road trip with tommy, tubbo and i? You called it r-”

“Shut your goddamn mouth ranboo! We agreed to let it go!” You said looking at him through the seats. Everyone laughed and went back to the name. 

“Wheatskins title card, “Race to Meat Mountain, go!” Wilbur said to Jack. 

(timeskip)

“Y/n discovered a stain on the back seat, “ Wilbur listed. 

“I’m sitting in it” Ranboo claims.

“It stinks of cigarette smoke” He said, as a chill ran down your spine. You never had a good relationship with cigarettes or smoking. Not that you did it, but friends and family used too and it brought back some bad memories of smelling smoke or seeing it. Wilbur noticed this and wrapped his arms around your waist and kissed your neck lightly. Like a little, “I’m here and you're ok.”

“And the ‘Check engine’ lights on. Welcome.” He concluded.

“We have no windshield wipers.” Shelby claims. 

“Oh yeah! I'm just going to use my body to clean the windshield of its rain.” He said holding you tighter as it got bumpy. 

“If it rains, we’re fucked.” Jack said.

As Wilbur explained the car situation, the middle compartment opened up and everyone laughed. “There you go!” You said laughing. 

“It's raining.” Wilbur said as you guys got on the freeway. Ranboo and 5up found a snow cleaner on the floor and gave it to Wil. 

“Babe that’s for snow!” you exclaimed at Wil. 

“Open the window love” He said as you sighed and rolled down the window. Wilbur hunched over you and started to wipe the window making it slightly worse than before. “I made it worse.” He said laughing. 

(timeskip)

“Oh my god, gone fishin’. There's only two things I like in my life! My wife, and fishin. And of them don’t complain.” Wilbur said, pointing the camera at you. You laughed and turned it away. 

“Canonically your wife is actually a fish wilbur so really hmnahmmm” Jack mumbled in a weird voice. 

“There’s a rest area!” Shelby said looking at you, knowing you had to go to the restroom. 

“Thank god.” you sighed in relief. 

“What can we get?” Wil asked. 

“Deli.” Shelby and you replied at the same time and laughed at each other. 

“Isn’t that…. Isn’t that meat?”

“So deli is sandwich and meats.I don’t know if we should go-” 5up said as will giggled.

“I need to save myself for the meat mountain” ranboo exclaimed.

“I'm a feeble boy! There's only so much meat I can handle.” Jack said in reply. 

“I’m hoping the meat mountains going to take my virginity.” Wilbur said as a joke. 

“Too bad I already took it.” you mumbled under your breath as a joke but everyone still heard it. 

“Love what?!” Wilbur looked at you with wide eyes as everyone laughed. Shelby eventually parked and you opened up the dorr and hopped out. 

“Am I wrong?” you asked him, teasingly. He was red as a tomato at this point. “Love, I'm joking. Don’t be so flustered.” You said, kissing his nose. 

(timeskip)

“TEST! TEST! TEST! TEST!”

“IT'S SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!” Wilbur exclaimed, and you groaned wanting more sleep as you cuddled up into Wilbur. “Sorry darling.” He apologized to you and kissed your hand that was intertwined with his. You smiled and pecked his lips as an ‘I forgive you’, but then the boys yet again thought it was gross. 

“You guys really need to mature. One day you’ll be like this with your partners. If you get one that is.” You said to the as Wilbur ‘ooo’d and laughed. 

“Guys calm down, I got this!” Ranboo said to everyone.

Ranboo tried to find a sonic but the boys eventually found a subway ahead of us. You gave up trying to sleep for now so you sat up and loomed out the window. 

“To the right! NOW!” Jack yelled at Shelby.

“Just get hashbrowns!” Wilbur exclaimed. 

“They don’t sell hash browns in American subways!” You exclaimed at him. 

“WHAT DONT YOU HAVE HASHBROWNS AT FUCKING SUBWAY!” He said looking at you. 

“BECAUSE IT'S A MCDONALDS THING! NOT SUBWAY!” You said back.

Shelby parked and Wilbur undid the seatbelt and slid out the car from underneath you and shut the door. “Welp he’s gone” Shelby said.

“Sure is. Hopefully it'll shut his loud ass up for a bit. “ You said in a joking manner.

“I think we should go after him.” Jack said. Everyone got out of the car and started walking to subway. 

“On a quest to find Wilbur soot,” Jack said to the camera. 

Everyone agreed to wait for sonic but still agreed to find will. You got to the door and saw Wilbur ordering. You told everyone to be quiet and walked in. you ran up behind Wilbur and hugged him around his waist. He jumped and turned around to look at who this person thought they were. But he relaxed as soon as he saw your smile and wrapped his arms around your neck and kissed your forehead. 

“You should probably take off those glasses.” you pointed out. 

“Eh, I think they’re quite cool! I got tired of waiting for you guys so i just came here.” he said nonchalantly at the camera.

(timeskip)

Apparently Jack has never been to a Walmart as he found one down the street so we all agreed to go. 

“Odds that I buy play-do” ranboo said. 

“For me, buy me some.” Wilbur said, picking it up.

“Five.” ranboo replied.

“Three two one,”

“One” “three” 

“ Buy me some anyway.” Wilbur said to ranboo.

“Sure” ranboo replied.

“Thank you” will said walking away. You pulled ranboo back and held out your hand.

“I’m not letting you pay for his stuff, I'll pay. Just be quiet about it.” you said putting your finger up to your lip to tell him to be quiet and winked at him.

He laughed and walked up with the others. You stayed back and eventually found the home decor section. Back in your and will's apartment, you needed more furniture but you both never have time, so why not now. Just to get a good idea. You forgot about the group as you looked at mirrors and light fixtures you could put up. Knowing wilbur he never could stay in one place but you hype you can convince him to settle down for now until you guys had enough money combined to buy a house and live somewhere you both agreed on. 

As you kept looking, you didn’t hear Wilbur calling your name. But when he looked down the aisle for a quick second before seeing you, he stopped and walked back to the aisle and smiled at you. He knew you wanted more decor but you didn’t know when the next time you guys were moving. He didn’t want to move for a while since he had you there. He wanted to wait until you both could settle down in a home, get married and have kids. At least the feelings are mutual. As he walked down towards you, where you were looking at some vases and little things to hang on the walls, he smiled and looked down at the thing you were holding. “I like that a lot love, you should buy it.” he said, smiling down at you and hugging you from behind. 

You smiled but shook your head. “No, there's nowhere to put it in the car and I don't know when we’re moving next.” You said looking up at him. 

“Darling. I don’t want to move anytime soon. I want to stay in the same shitty apartment until we can afford an actual home where we can get married and start a family. As long as I have you, I’ll stay as long as I need.” He said, pouring his emotions out.

You smiled up at him, teary eyed. “Really? That’s what you want? “ you asked him for reassurance. 

“Yes, really love. I want to marry you and have a family and cherish every moment with you. I love you.” He concluded, cupping your face and pulling you into a kiss. Yes, it was weird to kiss in the middle of a home decor aisle in the middle of the store, but it was perfect. And yet again, ruined by the boys. 

“ I swear to god! If you guys are going to act like horny teenagers, at least do it somewhere else!” Jack exclaimed. 

You narrowed your eyes, “1.) We are NOT horny teenagers at all. 2.) it was a sweet moment before you people ruined it” you finished with an annoyed sigh. Wilbur laughed and said we should probably go and get everyone else food. Which you all agreed to. 

(Timeskip)

You guys finally made it to sonic but the sign was like going through a psychedelic trip. 

“We’re going to trip out at Sonic,” Jack said, making you laugh. 

Wilbur got out of the car again and you just sat, looking at the menu.

“Why are you out there, what are you doing?” Jack asked will.

Wilbur started to look around and sniff like an animal, at least that's what the pictures looked like.

Once Will was back in the car and you were both comfy, we all confirmed we knew what we wanted and started to order. You ordered a simple corn dog and fries with a drink. 

“Where are you going?” Jack asked will. 

“I’m gonna go wild out.” he said and left the car again. 

“Jesus christ, he’s worse than tommy right now.” you sighed and everyone laughed at that, will just glared at you and stuck his tongue out at you. You laughed and made a heart with your fingers at him. 

After Will was ‘wildin out’ he came back in, lifted you back in his lap and looked back at the camera. “Hey baby.” he said, as they all started laughing. 

Apparently will found that super funny to the point of tearing up from laughing so hard. “Love calm down, it wasn’t that funny.” you said laughing at him. 

He was trying so hard not to laugh as he tapped Shelby's shoulder. “Tell ‘em-” he cut himself off by laughing and tried again. “Tell ‘em thanks from me.” he finally got out. 

“I’ll pay, I’ll pay!” Wilbur said, giving Shelby his card. “Stop filming my card! I don’t want wheatskins knowing my fucking card.” he said to jack, laughing still. 

You all eventually got your food and started eating. As Shelby was passing food out, will tried to steal a fry. “Will stop, you can eat some of my food. I'm not going to eat it all.” you said handing him your fries. He took some fries and gave them back to you.

“Thank you love.” he said, while eating the fries. You laughed at him and started eating your corn dog. 

Wilbur started to drink his milkshake. “I cant get it out” he said. 

“Suck harder.��� 

“I can’t get it up.” 

“You got to give it that good-good.” Jack said and you almost choked on your food, as Wilbur started lightly tapping your back.

“You ok darling?” he said sincerely, looking at you with concerned eyes. You nodded and took a sip of your drink. 

“Will film me eating corn dog.” Jack said, passing the camera to him. Wilbur figured you were in a better position and handed it to you, and you got the memo. 

“This is my first corn dog ever, I've never had one before. It's really hot. “ Jack says to the camera.

“All the way” ranboo kept saying as you just laughed behind the camera. Jack started to put the whole thing in his mouth until he stopped and laughed. 

“I couldn’t go any further.”  he said, taking a bite of the corn dog. “It’s burning my mouth right now, it's really hot. “ he said as you deadpanned to 5up eating.

“ I have to process the moment, like I have food in my mouth everywhere.” they said as you deadpanned back to jack. 

“I’ve got worse in my mouth, king.”

“I’ve had worse in my mouth. 2017.” ranboo randomly says.

“Do I wanna know?” you asked him. 

“ the year or? Jack asked as well. 

“Yeah he had 2017 things in his mouth” Will says. 

“The stick touched my tonsils as I took my last bite.” Jack said to you.

“If you gag on the corn dog, you know she's not a baddie.” will says as you hit him in the arm. He laughed and smiled at you as you rolled your eyes and smiled back.

“I’m sorry to my audience for letting them down!” Jack says. 

“I’d say all girls are baddies.” Will says placing the camera down in front of you both but failing. 

“Well done will.” Jack says as you all laugh. 

Wilbur fails three times until it finally stays up. “If she gag on the corn dog,”

“She not a baddie.” Jack finished. You and Shelby shared a look and laughed with each other. 

“She not a baddie, isn't that right ranboo?” 

“That's what i'm saying.” he replies as we laugh. 

(timeskip)

“Hey wheatskins, wheatskins! Just make that lean.” Jack says, showing the camera his slushy.

 “Wheatskins, wocky slush. make it wocky slush please,” Jack says in a funny voice as you giggle at him and eat your fries. 

“Make it - make it that purp drank, wheatskins,” Jack pauses and laughs. 

“You say it with so much urgency,: 5up says, as Jack continues. 

“You cut yourself off!” ranboo says as you all laugh.

“You got to film ranboo wildin’ out' ' will says passing jack the camera. 

As ranboo got back to the car, he offers his nuggets to will who kindly shuts down the offre, 

“Roll your windows up kids.” He says while laughing. 

Finally since ranboo is still there, wilbur takes one and eats it. After eating it, Wilbur slumps down the best he can with you on his lap, which ends up with you holding yourself up while he falls.

(small timeskip)

“Sonic was great, let's go to Connetikuk..”

“Kowekuk.” Wilbur replies, wrong also.

“Keokuk!” Shelby corrects them both. 

You groan into Will's neck and turn into him more. Wilbur look’s at you and realizes you're sleeping. He smiles and admires you for a quick second before shushing people. 

“She’s sleeping so please try to keep it down until we get to the Iowa border, please. “ He said to the group as he turned back to you and held you tighter to him. 

“Wheatskins, play the title screen.” Wilbur whispers to the camera.

 (timeskip) 

You ended up waking up during the Keokuk chant the boys were doing and groaned. “Why didnI agree to this?” you ask yourself out loud. 

“Because you loved me. '' Wilbur answers softly in your ear. You hum in agreement with him. 

“Look there’s a peep!” Shelby exclaims. 

You gasp, “where?!” you ask, fully awake now. 

“What the fuck is a peep?” Wilbur asks you. 

“That's hurtful.” you replied back. 

“Shelby, your eyes are supposed to be on the road!” 5up exclaims. 

After you all settled down, will gave the camera back to jack. And then a couple minutes later will says this;

“I really have to go to the bathroom.” he says to you all. 

“But im genuinely afraid of going to the bathroom around here. I think there gonna smell that im an atheist out of towner-” 

“Like my parents did. And look, you turned up unafraid and alive!” you cut wilbur off. 

“I'm so scared.” He said, and you felt his hand tighten on yours. You rubbed his knuckles. 

“I can go in with you and pretend like i'm buying things and wait for you.” You said, as he nodded.

Shelby parked and you both got out of the car. Will tried to take off his shirt but you all convinced him to just go in and get it down. As you went in, Wilbur asked for a bathroom as you bought a drink and some funyuns. Once Wilbur was done he rushed out and went with you to the car and hurried you both in, as you rolled your eyes. 

“I tried to say ‘have yall got a toilet’, I tried to throw a y’all in there. But it ended up like, “have y’all got a bathroom’” he explains as you all laugh. 

“I think it went well.” you said. 

“No shit! You’ve done this before love. Me, quite the opposite.`` Wilbur said to you as you laughed. 

(timeskip to arbys because i'm lazy)

You guys finally made it to Arby’s, as you all go in, Jack goes to the front counter and asks if they have the so-called ‘meat mountain’ here. While the rest of you sit, jack comes back with the order. 

“Are you sure you can eat all that?” a worker asked. 

“Probably not, i'll give it a go though” jack replies.

“That's a lot of meat.” The worker replies. 

“I’m aware.”

“You’re a - you’re a little one too.” The worker tells jack. 

We all laugh as Jack just sits there. “We're gonna give it a go, oh my lord.” Jack said as he held up the sandwich. When Jack opens it, your eyes go big. 

“Yeah no, I'm good.” you say as you try to ditch the eating part. 

“Love at least try a little bit? For me?” he said looking at you, genuinely. 

“But I already ate.” you whispered to him, as everyone else looked at the sandwich. 

Wilbur took your hand in his, “You don’t have to love. I know it’s a bigger type of food. But if you could just try a little tiny bit for me and just review it. You did so at good lunch today, I'm very proud of you. So very proud.” He whispered back to you, kissing your hand. 

You sighed, “fine, only for you though.” You told him. He smiled at you and kissed your forehead before turning back to Jack and the sandwich. 

“Take a bite king,” Wilbur told Jack, as Jack bit into the overly large sandwich.

Jacks review- lots of flavors

“Ranboo this was your plan”

“This was never my plan”

“You told me about meat mountain”

“I did tell you about meat mountain” ranboo said as he took the sandwich.

Ranboo review- meat

“I have to have a bite. Originally it was me and ranboo who were taught the tale.” wilbur said. 

“I’m not even hungry, I had a subway.”

“You are hungry for the meat mountain, the meat mountain is hungry for you.” ranboo said as wilbur sniffed it and took a bite.

Wilbur review- can't describe the smell, does not like the temperature mix 

Once Shelby tried it you knew you had too as well. You took a deep breath to slow your heart rate and to stop yourself from having a panic attack. Your hands started shaking and wilbur noticed this, and gave you a look saying, ‘you don’t have to take a bite if you truly don’t want to.’ But you shook your head and asked Shelby for the sandwich. Is it pushing limits? Yes. But it’s good for you to try new things. especially when you're getting better at eating. 

You took a bite of half the sandwich at first to see if you could handle it.

 ‘Hmm. Not horrible.’ You set the sandwich down and nodded your head.

 “It's not the greatest but it’s bearable.” you said as your review

. You started to pick at your hands, anxiety wearing down slowly. But before you could do damage, wilbur grabbed your hands and kissed them. “Thank you baby. I’m so very proud of you.” you smiled and felt accomplished. 

5up took the sandwich and ate the only spot left.

 “6 bites of a meat mountain.” wilbur said, looking at the sandwich. 

“I’m just thinking about it now.” Jack says as everyone hummed in question. “Why did we drive two and a half hours to Iowa for this?” he asked. Wilbur laughed behind the camera.

“We passed three arby’s on the way here.” Shelby concludes.

“We passed one a good 30 minutes in.” ranboo adds.

 Jack shrugs.“Iowa baby” Jack fist bumps ranboo.

“That’s what i’m sayin’, “ ranboo says.

 “Wheatskins, play the title card.” Jack tells the camera as you all laugh. 

You sigh. “Can we go back now? I’m tired as hell.  And now that we’ve achieved our goal, you guys can all be quiet and take naps with me. I’m looking at you will.” you said as you looked up at him.

 Everyone laughed and agreed on going back to the hotel. 

As you were walking back to the car, wilbur took your hand a kissed it.

“ i love you darling and I’m glad you decided to come with.” he said smiling down at  you.

You smiled back.”Of course my love. No place I'd rather be than with you.” you said as you pulled him down to your lips.

 “Ok guys! c’mon! “ Ranboo whined, as will and you laughed. 

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[voguescapes]

tommyinnit | among us mother

pairings. tommyinnit x fem!reader (platonic)

about. (y/n) volunteers to be tommy’s among us mother.

warnings. a little cursing, that’s basically it, lmk if i missed anything!

a/n. i made this a long time ago but i needed something to post because i keep losing followers so here you go! also i couldn’t find a gif for tommy so no gif today!

"Oh, shut up, you child!" (Y/N) screamed into her microphone over the chaotic voices in the Among Us game lobby.

"What the fuck?" Her internet friend, Tommy, whined into his mic. She could practically imagine the exasperated expression on his face. "You're a child too! What do you mean?"

Last round, he was killed first by the imposter, Quackity, so naturally, when the round ended, he decided to shout curse words and complaints nonstop.

In the last three games, Tommy had been one of the first players dead, so (Y/N) understood his frustration. But when there was an opportunity to yell at him, she was gladly going to take it. Most of these conversations end in relentless bickering, leaving Tubbo to break them apart.

She laughed along with everyone else, "Aw, do you need to be protected next round? Does Tommyinnit need a babysitter?" She mocked and made her voice high pitched to prove her point.

Philza chuckled, "Yeah, Tommy needs Jules to babysit him!"

"No, I am a big man," he said firmly. "Big men like me don't need supervision. All I need are pogchamps and primes! Am I right?"

(Y/N) made her Among Us character dance on top of Tommy's, "You don't look like a big man to me. I will be your mother and keep you safe."

He groaned, "Please, for the love of God, never fucking say that again. Don't say that to me."

The groups laughs quickly died down as the new round started. "Crewmate" flashed across the top of (Y/N)'s screen and they all spawned around the table in the cafeteria.

She immediately spotted Tommy and followed him into Admin. They both paused to swipe their keycards along with Wilbur and Niki, and while Tommy does wires, she waited behind him.

She walked behind his blue icon as he made his way into electrical. He kept stopping in the hallway, hoping she'd redirect her path away from his only to find that she was tracking his every move. The lights then went out and just as she was afraid she had lost him, a body was reported.

"Tubbo is dead in the lower engine," Wilbur says. "Whoever the imposter is, I think you were mistaken. You see, Tommy is dark blue, not yellow."

"Tommy is clear 100%!" (Y/N) called out into the mic.

"(Y/N), will you stop fucking following me?" Tommy yelled making the others burst out laughing, "You're so clingy! You're almost as bad as Tubbo."

Tubbo unmuted his microphone at the comment, "Hey!"

"Tubbo, please mute your mic," Tommy says in a serious voice until the boy sighs and goes silent again. "(Y/N), I will have no choice but to break up with you if you don't leave me alone."

"Huh? Excuse me?" Quackity yelled into his mic and everyone was too busy laughing to notice the timer was almost completely out.

Everyone ended up skipping from lack of information, but from Tommy's last comment towards (Y/N), a lot of people called him sus before they muted again.

Of course, the threat didn't stop her. With the lights still out, she followed his character towards electrical, but when they got separated for a moment, the animation of Wilbur Soot's character killing her flashed across her screen abruptly. Her body was reported almost immediately by Philza.

"Tommy," Wilbur said, his voice sounding almost accusingly.

"What, Wilbur?" He responded in a monotone voice.

"Don't you think it's a bit odd that (Y/N) is dead?" The hint of a snicker at the end of his sentence signals to (Y/N) that he knows what is about to come.

"Are you accusing me of killing my girlfriend?" Tommy roars in response.

Quackity hurry's to pitch in, "First off, she's not your girlfriend! Second, she was following you the whole time last round and now she's dead."

"Yeah, I saw Tommy with her before the lights went out," Philza added. Then, many of the crew started to vote.

At this point, Tommy was fuming, "Whatever! I can give you my entire alibi if you'd like. We were walking through storage and then the lights went out when we went into admin and then her body was-"

"We don't want to hear it, Tommy, vote him off!" Wilbur yelled.

Everyone voted and the animation of Tommy's character flies through space as he gets ejected. (Y/N) was laughing so hard that she was now clutching her sides.

(Y/N) opened up ghost chat to see Tommy had sent a message.

Tommy I fucking hate you.

(Y/N) You're welcome!!

[alixlives]

Cheer Up, Ranboo!

Summary: Ranboo’s a bit down after losing MCC, again. Sapnap cheers him up!

we’re gonna pretend that sapnap is staying with ranboo in this one

i rlly should not write mcc tickle fics💀

Ler!Sapnap, Lee!Ranboo

warnings: tickling, like one swear word

who requested this? i forgot LMAO

Sapnap was currently sitting next to Ranboo on the couch, after all of MCC Pride was finished.

They didn’t win, but they sure as hell did amazing. They had a lot of laughs, some panic moments, they all helped eachother out, they made a pretty good team!

Which is why Sapnap was unsure of why Ranboo was so upset and stressed out over not winning. But his confusion to why Ranboo is feeling,, well, his feelings, did not matter. What matters is helping him be cheer up.

“Ranboo, I promise, you did amazing. We all did, but especially you!” Sapnap reassured the teen beside him. A tear fell from Ranboo’s eye, and Sapnap wiped it away with his thumb.

“I just-“ Ranboo paused to take a few breaths before he continued. “I just want to actually win! I want my fans and my friends to be proud of me!” The sentence broke Sapnap’s heart. Ranboo’s fanbase and his friends were so so proud of him, they expressed it so much.

“Oh, Ranboo. Your fans are extremely proud of you! They express it all of the time! For you to be on twitter a lot im suprised you don’t know that,” the last comment got a slight smile out of Ranboo.

“Don’t even get me started on your friends! We are literally so proud of you, you’ve been doing so amazing. Not even just with MCC, in all of your content! In the words of your bestfriend TommyInnit, you are so very pogchamp and epic, Ranboo. And in the words of your other bestfriend Tubbo Underscore, you are the most epic person ever, Bossman!” ((a/n: i made those quotes up))

The thought of Tommy and Tubbo, and Sapnap mocking their british accents, made Ranboo smile like a little kid. He turned his head away so Sapnap wouldn’t see.

“Cheer up, Ranboo! Let me see your smile!” Sapnap grinned as he took his hand up to Ranboo’s face and turned him to face him. Sapnap then squished Ranboo’s face with his hand, making Ranboo giggle and push him away. “Sahapnap!”

Sapnap only continued doing it, and Ranboo was already forgetting his stress.

“Cuhut it ohout!” If he was being honest, Ranboo didn’t even know why he was laughing. But his laughter was cut off with a squeal and there was suddenly a hand clawing into his stomach.

“Ohoh shihit- SAHAPNAHAHAP!” Ranboo fell backwards on the couchand Sapnap only followed, setting himsef on Ranboo’s thighs.

“Ah, so you are ticklish. Thought so!” Sapnap grinned evily as he scribbled his fingers all over Ranboo’s stomach.

“SOHOHOMEWHEHERE EHELSE AND GEHENTLEHER! PLEHEASE!” Ranboo cackled as Sapnap quickly switched to slowly dragging his fingers up and down his sides, which produced honeysweet giggles from Ranboo.

“You’ve gone all red, Ranboo,” Sapnap’s playful grin turned more fond at the teen below him. It was an adorable sight, truly. The bright red blush on his face growing to his ears and down his neck, his wide smile, and his sweet giggles that could probably stop a war if Sapnap was being completely honest. Not to mention he wasn’t even fighting against the tickles. How endearing could one eighteen year old be?

“Sahahahapnahahap!” Ranboo whined at Sapnap’s tease and he squeezed his eyes shut. Sapnap brought up his hands to lightly scratch behind his ears, and he cooed at how Ranboo flinched and scrunched up his shoulders.

“Aww, ticklish ears, Ranboo? How cute,” Sapnap teased the boy below him, noticing that the more he teased the more he giggled.

“Nohohot cuhuhute!” Ranboo squealed as Sapnap brought his fingers down to his neck.

“I think everyone in the universe would disagree with you on that one, Ran,” Sapnap then slowed his fingers back to light traces on his ears, and Ranboo melted into the couch. Sapnap chuckled. “Yohou good? You’ve practically melted!”

“Yeheheah..” Ranboo then weakly grabbed at Sapnap’s wrists, and Sapnap stopped and got off of Ranboo.

“You alright there?” Sapnap said as Ranboo sat up, then immediately crashed into Sapnap’s arms. “Mmmhm.. tired..”

“Get some sleep, Ranboo. You deserve it.” And that was the last thing Ranboo heard before drifting to sleep.

Of course, Sapnap got a few pictures to send to Tommy, Tubbo, and Aimsey. Tommy would forever deny that he immediately went to Ranboo’s house to join the cuddle party, Tubbo and Aimsey later following.

[sevengraces]

Self Sabotage v. Found Family

ch1, ch2, ch3, ch4, YOU, title card

AO3 Link

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One conversation does not undo years of insecurity, but it does give a pretty good start.

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What's up!! Last chapter of this part!! I know folks were excited to see Philza and I'm with you, but I like to do things in threes lol so you'll have to wait for the next installment. TWs: Threats Technos' Chat being themselves References to violence Fake Lore Insecurity Anxiety References to past Temporary Character Death That should be everything but let me know (:

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Chapter 5: Lore Dump 2 Electric Boogaloo

    They stayed in place for a long time. But eventually Technoblade slowly pulled out of the group pile and moved back a foot or so, actively ignoring his soft blush.

    Tubbo and Tommy stayed sprawled across Wilbur but Niki gently extracted herself and asked, “Are you okay?”

    He nodded slowly, “I mean, m’fine.” The boy paused for a long moment before hesitantly beginning, “You guys aren’t, uh- well, nevermind.” He cut himself off, rubbing a hand down his face.

    Tommy rolled his eyes, “C’mon, just ask. Didn’t take you for a coward.”

    “What he means is,” Tubbo cut in, hitting Tommy on the shoulder. “You don’t need to worry about telling us things.”

    Chat jeered,

    We really doin’ this?

    Softnoblade

    W take from Tubbo

    RIP trying to be vulnerable with an internal audience making fun of you all the time

    The boy laughed and muttered quietly in piglin, “And yet you don’t stop making fun, hypocrites.” before answering flatly, “You’re going to be annoyed.”

    Wilbur shrugged his shoulders and flicked Tubbo absentmindedly, “Maybe, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t say it. Plus you’ve cried like ten times in the last week so if that didn’t send us away one more question won’t do it.”

    “It’s not like you’ve hesitated to annoy us before.” Niki chimed in indulgently.

    Technoblade flushed to the tips of his ears and chuffed anxiously, “W- ten times? No nevermind, I don’t wanna know about it.” he sighed dramatically and put his head on his knees. “It isn’t that big ‘a deal, and this is different th’n teasing you for being losers.”

    “If it isn’t a big deal then you can just tell us!” Tubbo responded good-naturedly.

    Bruh

    Got you there lol

    There is like no plot or lore right now

    EEEeeeeeee

    “Fine, but it’s stupid.” he exhaled heavily, “You guys aren’t just uh, jus’ saying all that right? ‘Cause I don’t mind if you are, obviously, but the viewers y’know.” Techno shrugged and stared into his lap.

    Misrepresentation your honor

    Boo!

    Slander

    Wilbur furrowed his brow, “I have literally no idea what you’re talking about mate. Like none, but uh for now what would we be just saying?”

    Technoblade breathed slowly through his teeth, “Y’know all that stuff ‘bout uh- come on don’t make me say it, that’s cringe.” He groaned in frustration.

    Tommy laughed, “But vulnerability’s pogchamp! Healthy masculinity and shit!”

    “If it’s hard to explain, can you just think through it out loud?” Niki offered.

    “I- it isn’t difficult, okay? It’s just, y’know cringe. I’d die if I said it and Technoblade never dies so, I just can’t.”

    Tubbo smiled bemusedly, “So you want to know if we are lying about something, but you can’t say it ‘cause it’s embarrassing? So embarrassing you’d die?”

    Techno nodded quickly, “Yup, right on the money, so nope. Won’t be uh, asking that actually.”

    Wilbur snorted behind his hand. “So you never die, but uh, vulnerability would kill you?”

    “Listen,” the hybrid began with a degree of condescension, “Technoblade never dies, not because it’s impossible, that wouldn’t be impressive. It’s ‘cause I don’t do things that kill me.”

    Tommy scoffed and leaned forward until he was sprawled across Wilbur’s lap, “What so you don’t do things that kill you but you do 1v20 an entire country?”

    “Didn’t kill me, did it?”

    “Bruh, it killed me!” Tubbo replied, laughing as he collapsed on top of Tommy.

    Technoblade cringed, “Well, I didn’t say Tubbo never dies?”

    Niki hid a laugh behind a cough, “No! That is not funny, it isn’t!”

    Tubbo smiled, “Well, like no, it wasn’t funny but the jokes are.”

    “I mean, well, s’just- uh.” Technoblade pinched the bridge of his nose and muttered under his breath in piglin,”Godsdamnit, I’m really gonna do this, huh Chat. Alright honesty lets go.” before butting in louder, “You uh, y’know I didn’t like uh- ya’ get I didn’t wan’ to right?”

    Tubbo turned to stare for a moment, trailing off mid word.

    The piglin flushed at the sudden attention his yelling gathered. “S’just I mean that you uh- ya’ said we’re cool. And like yeah! Nice, but uh- I figured you’d uh, y’know, want some character development. And like may- maybe you’re just uh fine, and I shoulda’ just uh- uh, kept with the bit, there’s jus’ I didn’ wan’ it ta’ be like ‘gnored. I prolly shoulda’ but uhm, it seems ‘specially shitty to uhm assume? That like we’d be uh cool ‘cause I beat up Tommy, since he wouldn’t really be able to beat me anyways? Y’know maybe I sho- should uhm deal with tha’ too but uh we’re talkin’ ‘bout us and stuff.” He cleared his throat, “So uh, anyways. Y’know my bad.”

    Wilbur snorted before collapsing onto Tommy’s back in laughter. Tommy crowed out a token protest before joining in the teasing, “You jus’ ne’er talk before! I think that’s the most you’ve ever said, big man! I thought you were being all in-timi-dat-ing an’ shit when you didn’t talk before but, was it just to make sure you didn’t do all that?”

    Nikachu choked down her laughter and smacked Wilbur, “C’mon, s’not uh- not that bad?”

    Tubbo shushed them before turning to the younger, who was staring at the ceiling with a bright red face and ears folded down in embarrassment. His tail was being wrung through his hands in his lap. “I- thanks Tech. Really that was uhm, sweet of you? Yeah it wasn’t super cool that I died, but uhm. I kinda figured that you didn’t want to kill me there? We uh, shouldn’t have left you out to dry like that. But I ‘preciate that you apologized, you coulda’ just left it alone so that was cool of you.”

    Technoblade went even pinker and mumbled into his lap, “Wasn’ sweet was jus’ right ta’ say so. S’not like you coulda’ helped me anyways, you were bein’ executed.”

     Tommy cooed loudly, “Aww, Techie! S’okay it was sweet!”

     His ears flickered and he ran a hand through his hair, “Whatever.”

    Bullying

    Harassment!!

    Bruh really hit him with the honesty huh

    Healthy communication pog

    RIP runt just suffering

    Niki rolled her eyes at the bickering, “Alright, alright, we’re getting off track. Technoblade, do you want to ask us?”

    The boy grumbled for a moment and hid behind his hair, “.... yes?”

    Wilbur grinned, “Alright then Tech, c’mon we believe in you and all that shit.”

    “Yeah, plus it’s not like whatever it is can be more embarrassing than tryin’ to say it for ten minutes.” Tommy added, to which Tubbo shoved him once more.

    The voices laughed and encouraged in equal measure;

    Imagine getting read so easily lol

    YOu can dO IT!

    Consider stabbing then running tho

    Just say it all at once!

    F

    Techno pulled his knees up and continued to hide behind his hair, “Alright, alright, s’fine. They’ll just say they don’t and I’ll be right.” he muttered in piglin before taking one deep breath and answering. “D’ya mean it when you say all that uhm, stuff ‘bout y’know keepin’ me and uh caring all th’ time? ‘Cause like I said, I don’t care if ya don’t right? S’just the ratings and shit, gotta keep it uh entertaining.” he spoke in an anxious rush.

    Nikachu smiled despite her befuddlement. “We wouldn’t say it if we didn’t mean it, Tech, alright? Though I really don’t know what you’re talking about with ratings and audiences and such.”

    “Yeah! You’re stuck with us, even if I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about most o’ the time!” Tommy shouted

    Tubbo pushed Tommy off of his back and gave Techno a small hug before sitting back, “We mean it, ‘course we do. S’ not stupid to want reassurance.”

    “Yeah, yeah, we love you and shit,” Wilbur began, waving his hands dramatically, “but really what are you on about mate?”

    Ha ha! Our turn!

    You make too many references for someone who wants to keep us secret

    Lore?

    That’s us!!

    “I’m not used to people listening when I say shit, okay? They usually jus’ think I’ve lost it Chat!” Technoblade muttered to himself before leaning back from his knees and looking at the group. He deliberated internally for a long moment, “S’just the voices, that’s all.” he answered nonchalantly.

    “The voices?” Wilbur asked.

    Hey, not just!

    We’re cool af!

     Introduce us you coward

     If it doesn’t work we’ll just murder them y’know how it is.

     EEEEEEeeeee

    “I mean, you guys didn’t think I was the Blood God right? Like ya’ didn’t think I was a god right?” Techno asked evasively.

    Tubbo quirked his head to the left, “I mean no? I didn’t think you were a god, you’re impressive but not that impressive. What’s that got to do with anything?”

    “Are you deflecting again? If you don’t want to answer you just gotta say so.” Niki added.

    He shook his head, “No that’s uh- that’s not it. Okay, this is gonna require a bit of context.” the hybrid stretched his arms upwards before situating himself across from the others, “All right everybody shut it, this is uh, prime Technoblade Lore so no interuptin’ m’kay?”

    Tommy huffed, “Fine, it better not be boring though.”

    Wilbur flicked the back of the blonds’ head and leaned back on his arms, leaving Tommy sprawled across his lap and Tubbo nearly on top of him. Niki laid down on her stomach to the left of the others.

    “Nope, uh not gonna be boring.” Technoblade laughed to himself for a moment before starting, “Right, I left my sounder when I was three or so for whatever reason. It happens, usually ya’ end up in a new sounder or you die because lot’s of things want to kill you in the Nether and sometimes players show up and just stab ya. I did not find a new sounder and I did not die, obviously.” he rolled his eyes, “There are reasons for that, y’know maybe I was just better but uh- well s’ more likely that the voices saved me. You see, I was born a vessel. For whatever reason the Blood God claimed me and uh, in return he gave me something called Chat.”

    Yup yup yup yup yup

    Canon

    Explain the Blood God!!

    Use the cool name! cool name pogchamp

    Blood pog?

    “You do know like the Blood God’s whole deal?” Techno asked reluctantly.

    Wilbur shrugged, “I mean, a bit? He takes a blood sacrifice in return for strength right? He’s like a war god?”

    The boy sighed, “Among other things, yeah. Also the god of loyalty, family, vengeance, etc. But yeah. The Blood God gave me Chat, sometimes they call themselves The Chorus when they're feeling sanctimonious, they're his past followers/vessels/victims or something like that. But for whatever reason he figured I could be strong. They give me a bit of an edge, usually they know a bit more than me so they warn me sometimes. They care about me or whatever, but uh they’re stuck in my head so they demand entertainment and interaction. Also blood, a lot of blood.”

    Niki leaned heavily on her hands, “So can it hear us?”

    “They, it’s a lot of people or something, and yes. They watch and give their input on basically everything, regardless of how unnecessary or useful.” Techno shook his head in exasperation.

    “So do they like me?” Tommy asked immediately.

    Technoblade laughed, “Uhm, sometimes? They usually just think you’re amusing or annoying, but again it’s a thousand voices in my head all yelling out for attention, so I’m not confident on how all of them feel about you.”

    “So they’re who you were talking about when you said it was too loud? And who you’re talking to when you mutter in piglin?” Niki asked in concern.

    The piglin nodded.

    Wilbur frowned, “Don’t they know it hurts, since it’s in your head?”

    He shrugged, “I mean yeah, when they get too loud some of the voices remind others not to spam, but like, it isn’t like they’re nice. They’re trapped in my skull so it’s really just as much theirs as mine.”

    “It isn’t though, it’s your head! They should be nice to you.” Tubbo huffed angrily.

    Goat boy thinks we’re mean lol

    Pretty sure he’s a ram

    We can be meaner if he wants

    Bruh he’d be bitter too if he was trapped in a fourteen year old for eternity

    “No you guys don’t have to do that, they just don’t understand okay? I get it, it’s fine m’kay? ” Techno mumbled quickly before turning to glare at the others. “Listen, I understand this is an odd arrangement, but no. They don’t need to be nicer, alright? They’ve kept me alive, and they were just as much thrown into this as me. Chat is cool, okay? They can be loud and annoying and bitter, especially if they don’t get blood, but they’ve been nicer to me than anyone else for much longer so, not really. You can’t just say stuff like that. I like the Blood God, but he isn’t nice either and Chat was a gift from him, not really in the mood to see how angry I can make my patron.”

    Tubbo cringed and nodded, his face pale.

    “But they take care of you, yeah?” Wilbur asked.

    Technoblade exhaled, “Yes, they take care of me. And plus, they’re typically chill, so long as they’re getting some type of blood. They're even funny on occasion.”

    Niki nodded, “I mean I won’t say I get it, but that’s uhm neat?”

    The boy laughed, “Well, better reaction than most people’ve had.”

    Wilbur chuckled, “I know you said it can be hard to tell, and that they thought Tommy was annoying, but what do they think of all this?” he asked while he gestured at himself and the others.

    Bruh

    That’s funny, is Wilbur insecure?

    EEEEE

    We are always funny you're just a loser

    You’re cool ig

    It’d be funny if we killed you but Niki is nice and dadza’d be pissed

    L

    Shoulda been nicer in the beginning

    We’ll kill you if you use him

    When he introduces us and just says we're kinda funny sometimes

    Bruh

    He’s our runt first!!

    Softbur

    We control your headache level lol, watch it little pig

    Revolution pog

    Techno winced at the influx of voices, “Do I really have to say all that?”

    Yes

    “Right, uhm, right now they’re making fun of Wilbur specifically. Said you shoulda been nicer in the beginning? Uh, they’d kill you but Phil would be mad and they like Niki ‘cause she’s nice?” he sighed dramatically, “That’s about the best you’ll get I think?”

    Ours!

    Ours, tell them you’re ours runt

    S’important little pig

    If we’re bein’ nice enough to warn them what happens if they hurt you, you ought to let them know

    Tell them tell them tell them tell them

    Niki punched the air, “Ha! I won.”

    Wilbur gaped, “Wha- what’d they say about me?”

    Tommy giggled and Tubbo jeered.

    Our little pig

    Say it or we will

    Nobody likes the alternative so don't make it harder than it has to be little one

    Tell them

    Don’t hide or we can make sure they know anyways

    C’mon runt

    “Chat please, they know, okay? S’fine you don’t need to do all that.” Technoblade answered in piglin.

    Niki furrowed her brow, “What? Something wrong?”

    Ha no hiding now

    Blood for dishonesty

    EEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    Tell or we will

    Tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell

    We're giving you the choice but don't make us push

    The boy paled slightly, “Fine, okay. Alright Chat, I'm sorry I'll tell them you don't need to be like that.” he sighed before turning to the others, “Chat is uh, very insistent that I let you all know- and really I don’t think it’s necessary, it’s really just dramatic, but uhm- well.”

    “What? Are they trying to snitch on you? That’s rough.” Tommy laughed lightly.

    Wilbur smiled vaguely, “I’m sure it’s fine Tech, what is it?”

    Technoblade hesitated just a moment too long for the voices patience, “Well, they sa--Little pig is ours, our runt first, you would not be the first victim to join the chorus, blood for traitors, he is not your blade, death for dishonor, blood for the blood god, we will kill you if we have to, the blood gods disciple is of the last don’t think we won’t protect him, don’t q-” the boy smacked his hands over his mouth and panted for a moment, catching his breath.

    Tubbo stared with a gaping mouth, failing to stutter out any words.

    “Oh-kay?” Niki muttered to herself.

    Wilbur snapped his mouth shut and breathed heavily through his nose.

    Tommy stared for a minute before blurting out loudly, “Huh, did the dead voices of a god just give us the shovel talk through the mouth of a fourteen year old?”

    Tubbo nodded, “I uh, I think so? Didn’t know they could uhm- didn’t think they could do that Techno. Often? Do they do that often?”

    The piglin hybrid winced and bit back a whine at the now splitting silence in his skull, “Uhm nope. They don’t usually do that ever, it uh, well it’s not easy and uh, they can only really do it sometimes?” He laughed self-deprecatingly, “I guess they didn’t trust me to really get the message across.”

    Wilbur laughed anxiously, “Yeah, uh, okay. Right, so just future reference, don’t be mean to you or else god will kill us? That’s a pretty fucking good shovel talk Tech, I’ll be honest with you.”

    “I mean the Blood God likes me a lot, but uh he prolly wouldn’t kill you himself? He’d probably just uhm- well. Just encourage me to do it?” he sighed heavily, “They’re pretty protective so y’know. But we don’t have to worry about that…” the boy rubbed his temples in mild agitation, the sudden silence after they took control was always disorienting.

    Niki nodded, “No for sure, like I wasn’t gonna make you a blade anyways but uhm, it’s nice to know they care about you too?”

    Techno flinched lightly at the wording, “Yup. So anyways, uhm they probably won’t do that again, or at least not for a long time so no worries there.”

    “So they don’t like us then?” Wilbur laughed hesitantly through the question.

    “Do you really wanna know what the thousands of people who can’t do anything but watch my life have to say? Like honestly?” Techno asked in disbelief.

    Wilbur started before flushing and shaking his head.

    Tommy cried out, “I wanna know! What’d they say! You should tell us every time they make fun of Wilbur!”

    Techno laughed, “Well, I guess just now they called him insecure, but uh earlier they called you insane too.”

    Tubbo barked out a laugh, “Do Tommy next!”

    “Nope, uh no? They’ll get too excited if I keep this up. Plus they tell me to stab him all the time so uh, pass?” Techno cut in immediately.

    Niki laughed loudly, “Alright, enough. Just uh, stick around for a bit Techno? We do want you around.”

    Chat gave a token effort to mutter, but they had exhausted themselves and only one managed a small whisper;

    Ha can’t avoid your emotions for long runt

    Technoblade sighed, “I guess if the voices in my head that call for blood didn’t get you to let this go then I might as well. So long as this all stays between us?”

    The others nodded and Tubbo cheered.

    “Stuck with us for life now!” Tommy shouted.

    Technoblade smiled lightly, “Yeah, guess so.”

[sunlightsshadow]

Heal What Has Been Hurt Liveblog

hello and welcome to the first of 5 initial (but probably not Only) posts recounting my liveblogging of Heal What Has Been Hurt by @sunlitmcgee

ch1: and the universe said "I Love You"

c! tech did one (1) good thing and it was burning the egg

gogy mention/pos

its only ch1 and they've already gone DadMode. hasnt even even , talked to the boy yet/lh

XD :D

ch2:Flower Gleam and Glow

"weirdo mother hen guardian angel nanny thing." hehehe

moths moths moths moths moths

Clara :D

ch3: I've Been Ghosting Your Dreams

i wonder how tommy feels about warm rain

my browser crashed god dad is too powerful/j

ghostbur :DDD

oh i have so many feelings about ghobur

ch4:Come, My Child

not lots of thoughts just enjoying the domesticity of the bois

did enjoy the star freckles tho

ch5:Like A Busy Bee Taking Flight

"large purple man" thanos/neg

compass compass compass compass (im wearing my Your Tommy compass my bf bought me <3)

heheh dad said pogchamp

ch6:Flying Like a Bee, Black and Yellow Energy

hehe derivikat lyrics

xd dad god. why is that form even still in your rotation/lh

ranboo/pos. i love all Ranboos

hehehe time to sin!

c! techno/neg

xd having several children who are gods and can take care of themselves and having to focus your attention on the whole of creation is different than abandoning your litteral tiny children to go adventuring w a gladiator who hears voices

xd you could have shifted forms dont yell at them/lh

ch7:Cold. Why You Gotta Treat Me So Cold?

weird schlatt tubbo/neg nightmare tubbo/neg

GOD I hate exile

I am so emotional over them GODS

I need someone to be proud of me like xd is proud of tommy

I want a god dad. the yearning is strong

ch8: sweet like honey

any time someone writes tommy saying the phrase "ill be good" istg i feel my heart break

back sore, clue #1

micha 🥺

ch9: I Think You're All Insane

_beloved family/pos

PUFFY!!

every time i manage to forget the captain is dreams mom someone reminds me :/(/hj/nm/lh)

no more memory broke :D

am i using that emoji to much? i do not care<3

god enderman lore/pos

ch10: Deep In The Meadow

i also feel Okay. this is a good place to be

there is something so personal about tommy wanting to end the cycle of abuse and worrying he'll end up like the people who hurt him

good people have intrusive thoughts tommy:(

ch11:Here it's Safe, and Here it's Warm

hehehehe Wings also toms XD would never leave you :(

"you'll instinctively know" its not instincts if it hurts Philza

god i fucking love the personification of instincts. so much. its such a cool thing

ch12:Why, Tell Me, Father?

tommy has a perfect comfy bed and doesnt wanna move. mood

tommy is starting to heal and i love that for him/gen

how DID xd figure that out?

ive just decided just now while rereading that xd was too nice to phil

"you're still here" im gonna SOB

heal! emerald duo/neg

I wanna hug tommy :(

ch13:It's a Promise for Life Between Father and Child

what if i just [takes a white out pen to tommys trauma] look now hes just a lil guy! (someone do this to me)

[beats the doomsday bitches over the head with a stick] i will actually never be normal abt c!tommy

mmmm i should play omori

tinyboo. itty bitty

i dont wana read the interaction w technoooo [reads it anyways] its important

Ghobur! he back!

i think more people should let ghostbur get angry

ch14:How Would You Know?

idk how phil cant sense the Pissed Off aura xd must be giving off rn

in which xd is my spirit animal

:D(malicious)-XD

i like his hat :(

somebody please do this w my dad

ch15: Remember to be Patient

i am obsessed w instinct stuff. lil baby birb go peep peep

i was so lost in the euphoria of birb i forgot to have thoughts

ch16:Fold Up Your Wings, Close Your Eyes

WING TIME WING TIME WING TIME

"it's beautiful… except of course for the unholy screams"

xd " claws" and " adorable" are not generally words that go together

he is SAD the baby is SAD :(

what would xd do if tommy turned into an actual baby?

"its me?" AWWWW🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

hes a baby

i will kill any god for him

baby boy

precious

oh boo even *mentions* agere how did I miss that the first time? tommy is simply baby

ch17: See the Sunset

cant see glass<3

i want a cool space blanket (I have a non-binary flag space blanket tho :3)

I also like when things make click clack noises… am i birb?

I love hiiiiimmmmm

ch18:Nothing Could Tear Us Apart

they can both be clingy it's okay

i almost forgot to open my document when I started reading again

[wilbur voice] quackityyyyy

hes not even actually here but I'm lobe himb

hehehe lovey dovey qpps/pos

i adore my qpps and my bf

GOD i am not NORMAL about platonic soulmate clingyduo there is nothing normal abt my mind state towards them!

"You were worth more than L'manburg ever was…" grrrrrr growl hiss its so GOOD

more baby birb🥺

ch19:Come out and Play

is he a demigod now?

bird time again!

i love instinct shit have i mentioned that?/hj

baby baby boy/pos

i was reading this the first time and I was just like. hes so small

i fuckin love my comfort chara using my coping mechanisms

And with that it's back to reading<3

[biggestofmans]

TOMMY I MUST ASK. DO YOU HAVE ANY CUTE LITTLE OUTFITS FOR SHROUD. IF NOT. YOU SHOULD GET HIM SO CUTE OUTFITS. HE DESERVES IT

YES I HAVE MANY!!! Many onesies, many sweaters, some t-shirts and a skirt or two. He doesn't like the skirts on for too long because they get in the ways of his wiggles, but that is alright, because he has plenty of little onesie type things to wear whenever he is chilly(our home is quite crisp because of the fall times)

I am actually working on getting him some fall time clothes. either by buying them or making them myself. I think he'd like stuff with pumpkins, because he is round and cute like a oumpkin, and also around general pumpkin-ish size.

he and mikey can be pumpkin boys TOGETHER! it will be pogchamp :D

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

Tommyinnit's Incredible Guide To Surviving High School

by fries_are_cool

Thomas Careful Danger Kraken Innit was not happy. School was shit. Drugs, on the other hand, were quite pogchamp. So were women. Respectfully, women were pogchamp. Women were also quite scary. Like Niki. If she wanted to be, Niki could very scary. But Tommy was such a big man that he wasn’t scared of anything. Apart from Tubbo running on two hours of sleep. Tired Tubbo was a pain in the arse. And very scary. “Tommy, stop staring into the depths of your locket and hurry the fuck up.” Tommy jumped, and looked up from the endless void of olden homework, broken pens, and multiple mouldy apples festering in his locker to stare his best friend directly in the eyes. “Tubbo. I’m contemplating life. It is very important to reflect on your actions and take a couple of minutes a day to-” “Yeah that’s great Tommy, but we’ve got English in 30 seconds and you cannot be late again.” Tubbo cut off Tommy’s incredible facts about mindfulness (which were complete bullshit, but Tommy was extremely practiced at the art of bullshitting, so it didn’t matter), and led him away from his locker, towards their next class.

Words: 3402, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Characters: TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot, Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza, Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF), GeorgeNotFound (Video Blogging RPF), Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF), Toby Smith | Tubbo, Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Grayson | Purpled (Video Blogging RPF), Aimee | Aimsey (Video Blogging RPF), Freddie | Badlinu, Billzo (Video Blogging RPF), Jschlatt (Video Blogging RPF), Luke | Punz, Darryl Noveschosch | BadBoyHalo, Hannah | Hannahxxrose, Noah Brown | Foolish Gamers, Zak Ahmed | Skeppy, Niki | Nihachu, Jack Manifold, Alexis | Quackity, Sam | Awesamdude

Relationships: No Romantic Relationship(s), Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade, Clay | Dream & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Clay | Dream/GeorgeNotFound (Video Blogging RPF), Clay | Dream & GeorgeNotFound & Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF), GeorgeNotFound/Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF), Toby Smith | Tubbo & TommyInnit, Ranboo & Toby Smith | Tubbo, Ranboo & Toby Smith | Tubbo & TommyInnit, Ranboo & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Jack Manifold & Niki | Nihachu

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers, Alternate Universe - High School, Dark Sleepy Bois Inc, Hurt/Comfort, Vigilante Ranboo & Toby Smith | Tubbo, TommyInnit-centric (Video Blogging RPF), Secret Identity, Angst, Character Death

[tsui-no-sora]

honestly, i am not wrapping my head around whatever worldchanging event is planned to happen in the future, and like, as far as im aware we haven't gotten a guarantee that dream smp season two is going to be a narrative follow up to current character arcs, like it well might be but yknow. and i'd love to hang onto wilbur saying that his character would still be around after his 'ending' but he said that. around somewhere january february where as far as i know there hadn't even been the discussion of a server reset (+ 'im gonna miss c!wilbur' pretty strong indicator that he Won't be around after his finish). my dislike of a permadeath for character quackity doesn't really stem from me doubting that ghostq wouldn't be around to goof of later but rather that cq dying would be uh. reductive to the themes from the last lnv stream (charlie's legacy) and the overall positive character development (renouncing revenge, trusting others), i don't want him Dead in the end i just want him to be slightly miserable

yeah that's just a bummer, that was like One of the biggest questions of the dsmp. what the fuck was going on with ranboo and dream and the prison and the lessons, can either of them please just pull another ho16. i mean fandom spaces filling in with speculation and theories is Fine but i'd really like some concrete answers boys.

100% same.

yeah that, i mean it was cool seeing the scripts (only wilbur. why on earth did you need to specifcally talk about schlatt's 'bulging muscles'. Why) and i can't really imagine they got any less complex in between the green festival and now, but still. we as the audience can't tell if sapnap reacting so. uh. frigidly to dream's torture was something the ccs agreed on beforehand or if the only direction they had was 'sapnap and dream fight over the armor'. idk i guess it's best interpreted by how the ccs handle it in the follow up (like with really most things on the smp), if ccsapnap makes it clear that his character is in denial about his fiance or if they just re-roll the torture reveal in a confrontation between him q and dre where he can react appropriately.

oh you too? one of my latest drafts is literally an essay titled is cdream actually obsessed with ctommy. even if we do not actively participate we cannot escape the discourse. the rest is just slightly more lighthearted if unhinged church prime and doomsday takes. and a litany of endless rambles about cwilbur (affectionate (derogatory (affectionate (he's so dumb))))

to be perfectly honest, i can't see the ccs following your reasoning at all but you do you. i rewatched the logstedshire/journey to logstedshire scene about three times by now and i honestly can't find the part you're referring to. do you maybe have a clip or a timestamp because if that really was a detail that he intentionally implemented, it's interesting that he didn't put more focus onto it or let cwilbur talk about it more freely. (like even In logstedshire my boy was Not being subtle about his hero worship, tommy literally said: 'he hurt me. he hit me :(' and wilbur just went 'well maybe he's just misunderstood' <- objectively one of the funniest scenes in the entire dsmp)

believe me i am so looking forward to cdream turning cq into minced meat (either psychologically or physically), it's going to be really really fun.

im stupid. i straight up forgot about the other sam's. sorry sam bucket, sam nook. i don't really watch sam outside of his dream smp stuff, so i don't really know, but honestly outside of ccs that we 100% know are wrapping up for good (wilbur) i feel like most speculation kind of cliffdives at the 'world changing event' because we don't know what it's going to entail for the characters and their relationships. or if it's going to do anything to 'fix' the dsmp at all (doomposting pogchamp)

don't worry you're not alone with rooting for the unlikeliest of happy endings *looks at c!crime despairingly* i understand your sensibilities. my friend i am hanging onto hope the same way a convict hangs onto his noose.

ccq please just let them have one conversation it would be so rad, preferably one before and one after dream did whatever he plans to do to las nevadas or q himself. because i honestly don't think quackity's going to break crumble crumple the same way sam did (they are very different personalities) but that doesn't mean he's not going to be affected that and that difference between them is what i want to be shown on screen (<- is slightly overinvested in these characters)

(also yeah i missed these essays too)

I mean I'm still betting on the world changing event being Dream's plan I have seen some people say it would be something like a server reset which I really don't think it's that cc!Dream has already said the server won't be reset but some other people say it might be something like the characters's losing their memories eh tbh I don't really have any expectatives for what it could be I just hope it actually happens and it isn't another case of just SoonTM

It's not a server reset and people have always spoken about resetting it so I am more willing to believe that it will be a continuation of plot to some degree but really who knows cc!Wilbur has seemed to be pretty consistent with everything he's said so far it's gonna happen to his character so I am more inclined to believe he will still be around just not active because I don't really know what the other alternative would be like c!Wilbur has every single death flag possible raised up but i just I guess I trust cc!Wilbur's writing more than that so the only other thing I can think about is him literally physically leaving the server then

Oh yeah I guess him dying would kinda mess that up tbh I don't tend to think much about the Themes of the story and stuff because it doesn't really work a lot with this kind of media I would say

Unfortunately I really ought to doubt we would ever get that because cc!Dream doesn't talk about his character in any actually concrete way ever point blank and I think cc!Ranboo would be more willing to explain why Tubbo has him muted than actually fulfill his character so yeah guess that plot point is kinda dead unless we actually get the c!Dream pov and he just explains it on his own or something someday

I just hope at some point he acknowledges it again even if it's to say he doesn't care about it which would suck or something but at least it would give some explanations to his feelings on the subject matter I suppose

My c!Tommy takes will stay right here beside my heart because I love the kid but also yeah you know I actually got some followers for like my c!clingy duo screenshots and stuff last stream and idk how they must feel about the actual takes I say and reblog usually

I have no coherent Doomsday's takes everything I know is that c!Rivals cool and [Insert Unhinged Take about c!Philza here]

I feel like the doomposting more than anything at least from what I saw really started with cc!MichaelMcChill saying that everybody wanted to reset the server and do something else because the audience just didn't appreciate their hard work enough and whatever else so I suppose that + the world changing event really got people panicking but eh I have never trusted McChill's sayings of anything at all because more often than not he's just talking out of his ass and saying things that are pretty easy to disprove so yeah <-- personal beef with MichaelMcChill showing through

Doomposting makes me super anxious tho so maybe I'm just better at avoiding it and that's why I haven't seen it tho so that too

I am so sure c!Crime boys it's going to have if maybe not a happy ending then a hopeful ending I just think both the ccs love their characters a little too much like to leave them to suffer forever but yet again cc!Wilbur does have a love for angst rarely seen in the wild I would say

Oh for sure Quackity isn't gonna break the same way Sam did after all they have done pretty different stuff for completely different motives and their personalities just don't really alignt but they both committed this crime together are part of the same nation and are deeply scared of the vengance of the same one person so I really wanna know how that's gonna show on Q before and after Last Nevadas falls I really don't see him cowering and fetching food Sam style but I can still see him scared and angry through it all

Duddeee when c!Tommy was like here I was Exiled and abused and hurt and c!Dream did all of that to me Will and c!Wilbur just looked around himself and went well did you deserve it tho I was about to scream like oh my God

Oh yeah c!Wilbur has never been subtle about his hero worship which I just find so funny because it leads to scenes like when him and c!Tubbo were looking at the crater and c!Tubbo was like you know how Dream Techno and Phil did this and he immediately went oh my God yeah Dream did this I love him and Tubbo just went like okay but focus!!!!! C!Wilbur what a guy s total wet cat out of ten

Oh and about a clip I guess I could find it but it would take me a while more than anything I just saw it used to reference the Stone Theory so yeah

I am going to watch Wilbur's latest lore stream that I can't believe I missed yesterday because I was out now and probably have a heart attack or something

[vtinesday]

I like to think that techno was the first son Philza adopted and when he adopted Wilbur, he found out Wilbur is older than techno so when techno and Wilbur are around 7-9 they tend to have duel with each other bickering on who's the oldest in the family but Wilbur lost so techno took the oldest title

They both like to confused everyone with their title too

"so you're saying Techno is the oldest?"

"yes."

"but Wilbur is older than him?"

"yes"

"wouldn't that technically mean Wilbur is the oldest?"

"incorrect."

I also like to think Tommy as a kid likes to steal his brothers shoes and run out from the house with it only for techno and Wilbur to get scold by Philza for letting Tommy outside ,,, Tommy be a literal spawn of Satan he enjoys fucking with his brothers a lot as a child

[poggersbastard]

I'm so sorry

[dutchsonjaa]

Philza adopting the Sleepybois

So, we all remember Tommy’s Minecraft in Public video where he walks up to women saying “Excuse me, you’re my girlfriend”, right...? How can we ever forget. 

Anyway! What if he got that from Philza...? What if Dadza went up to each of the Sleepybois, grabbed them by the scruff, and went like “You’re my son now”??

[myketheartista]

i think tommy and parv should hang out. bandana wearing gremlins. that is all.

I’m glad you said that! because I thought the exact same thing :) two chaotic forces who like to mess w our favorite green boys

Bonus:

[duck-den]

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listen i know i'm a day late but in my defense i can't do background and it takes me a day to get to this

3 MIL POGCHAMP 3 MIL POG CHAMP 3 MIL POGCHAMP

Bonus:

I scream when i see this i feel so happy king you're now only 97m away from 100m 🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧

Tbh i legit am very happy for him, even if im so new to his channel ajsbjsbssb I've gotten so attached he's so cool-

[tomhet-bie]

Au in which the dsmp is a 90s/early 2000s anime

It’s called ‘Pogchamp!’, and as you can see, tommy is the main character (more designs on the way)

[theyoungestroyal]

sleepy boi