#point crow

[cantescapethefantasy]

CRYING SOBBING SCREAMING

[girl4music]

Gotta love Point Crow’s enthusiasm and excitement whenever he plays a Zelda game for the first time. And then all the crazy speed runner stuff he does with his big brain to cheat and bypass the system of the game.

I never thought about it till now but I suppose yeah, it is true that ‘Tears Of The Kingdom’ is a time/life loop. Everything that happens in it is fated to happen in it, you just don’t know it until when you need to know it. Which is the entire cleverness of the beginning scene and seeing the Light Dragon so early and the Master Sword disappearing through time. All of that happens not because it breaks the loop, but it continues it on.

After all, Link is eternally fated to face and defeat Ganondorf. It makes sense to have a story where it’s a literal loop and to have him always be the link between the past and future of Hyrule. That’s how it all began.

God damn the collective consciousness of Nintendo is something else. They truly are the best in the industry.

[birb-boyo]

I CANT EVEN WATCH POINT CROW ANYMORE

[disorentedfae]

Nintendo what are you doing

[lovethistoomuch]

I've been on a bit ob a Russell Crowe movie binge in the past few weeks and since he is almost sixty now, many of the movies I've watched were consequently older movies. and when I watched them, it struck me again, how much hollywood has changed in the last few decades when it comes to depicting men.

take Gladiator for example from the year 2000. Russell Crowe plays basically an action hero in it. he is a big, muscly dude, who is very strong and uses that strength to defeat his enemies. and this is what he looks like:

looks like a strong man, right?

in the same year, Hugh Jackman as Wolverine looked like this in the first X-men movie:

in 2013 the same character played by the same actor looked like this:

it's a bit much, isn't it? I mean, he looks so skinny.

and if we go even further back: look at what the womanizer character Face from the A-team looked like in the 80s show vs the 2010 movie reboot:

maybe the difference isn't that big but it really startled me when I watched that movie for the first time. in my mind there was no reason why Face should be particularly muscular since he is the charming one not the one known for being particularly strong.

if we go even further back, look at the charmin womanizer character Hawkeye in M*A*S*H from the 70's.

I know he's a doctor and there is no reason for him to be ripped but I got the feeling if they did the show now, he would be.

I don't know what my point really is I'm just saying I got a bit nostalgic when watching these men. I cannot be the only one who'd rather see more of this:

than this:

also, as a sidenote: Russell Crowe gained a lot of weight for the nice guys and he is a fucking powerhouse in that film, like, when he punches someone, you really feel it because of the weight that is behind it and the shere mass of his body.

(even if this may look different, he's about to break Ryan Gosling's character's arm. I couldn't find a gif of him punching someone but I swear it looks painfull as hell.)

so, in short: can we get big, heavy action guys back? cause I'm tired of seeing these skinny, despite being muscular dudes who look dehydrated as hell and on steroids.

and can we stop making characters ripped just for the sake of it? cause I'd rather cuddle with a guy looking like Hawkeye than one looking like Face from the new A-team movie.

[vvitchllng]

Shadow and Bone adaptation is so fun you’ve never seen a more perfectly cast show acting their hearts out paired with the weirdest writing decisions in your life

[torvagatai]

I really do think this is the beginning of the end of Netflix book adaptations. What author is going to sign with Netflix over any of its competitors, knowing that they'll likely be cancelled early without closure? Or, even worse, that their story will be scripted but never made and the rights never sold on? Far better to accept a lower deal from a smaller streamer, but earn more publicity through more seasons and know that your story will be treated properly and see the light of day.

[lynsstrange]

Other YA characters taking down their enemies: massive scale magical fight scenes, complex good vs evil moral conversations, love triangles, tragedy

vs crooked kingdom

kaz brekker: so, what do you fuckers know about the stock market?

[hatepotion]

jesper fahey…. are you worried about me?

[darlingjmiller]

the shadow and bone writers are at WGA picket lines and if I see a single person saying “but what about all the work we put in to get a season three/crows spinoff!” who fucking cares!! you want the show so bad but don’t care about the people who are creating it? perish.

I will happily forego anymore grisha tv content if that means the people behind it are treated fairly

[neptune-scythe]

Breaking my slience (again ... I've ranted about this at least twice already but I keep thinking of fun new ways to word it whoopsie)

When Inej says she'll have Kaz without armour, she's not saying she wants a physical relationship from him

She is asking him to trust her enough to know that he doesn't need to protect himself around her, that she'll never cross his boundaries, that if he took off his armour he would be safe with her.

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk

[theannoyeddragon82]

wow these bitches are really fucking gay

[jaqobis]

the way lady stoneheart was really gonna execute brienne for crimes of being cringe (having a crush on jaime lannister)

[incorrect-soc]

Inej: When men use knives they're "chefs".

Inej: But when I do it I'm a "murderer" and a "criminal", because Saints forbid a girl has hobbies-

[greywoe]

"The she-wolf laid into the squires with a tourney sword, scattering them all. The crannogman was bruised and bloodied, so she took him back to her lair to clean his cuts and bind them up with linen."