#polly wants a cracker

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6:05 PM EST February 21, 2024:

The Desert Sessions - "Polly Wants A Cracker" From the album 7 & 8 (October 16, 2001)

Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm

EP # 7 was subtitled Gypsy Marches and # 8 was Can You See Under My Thumb? There You Are. They were never issued separately, instead being released together as a 10" double gatefold EP.

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[happy-mokka]

Hola, me llamo Polly.

¿Quién es este tío y dónde está mi reina?

[chipjrwibignaturals]

(experiencing echolalia) god im so parrot coded

[a-hell-of-a-time]

Stares at andres

Stares right back while reaching for a packet of crackers.

[dinosaurwithablog]

I think that Polly wants a cracker, don't you?

Macaw. 

Macrophotography.

[streets-in-paradise]

Chucky likes Polly for all the wrong reasons and it really annoys Andy

[snekdood]

idk who needs to hear this but memorizing shit in school doesnt make you smart

[samurailogic]

The phrase "Polly want a cracker" is so insanely funny to me for some reason...... I can just say it out loud and I'll be Laughing my ass off for the next 72 hours

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Hey. ❤️

[madhatterbri]

Word Of Mouth | D.P.

Summary: Damian having to deal with his obnoxious girlfriend when she's coming out of anesthesia from a small procedure 🤣😭 maybe she had a tooth removed or something lol so she'd be all full of gauze trying to hit on Damian, or saying inappropriate things about him lol and her jaw drops and the gauze falls out when he tells her they're already together 🤣

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"She's a.... she's still feeling the anesthesia,"

Damian had no idea what that meant until he saw his girlfriend. She was giggling while stumbling down the hallway. They decided to help her after she spent a few minutes talking to a parrot in the dentist's office.

"I'm so sorry. She is not normally like this," Damian apologized yet chuckled. He was definitely going to use this against her later.

"Not a problem. We've had people be combative. She just kept asking our poor bird if Polly wanted a cracker," the nurse informed him.

Damian laughed, then coughed to hide his laughter. There was no way his love was ever going to hear the end of this. The kind nurse told the patient that Damian would be taking her home.

She looked Damian up and down. A smile popped up on her pretty face. Her mouth filled with gauze to stop the bleeding from some work on her teeth. "Is this going to cost my insurance extra? I don't mind paying it,"

Damian shook his head and wrapped an arm around her. He helped her to the car. After he fastened her seat belt, he placed a sweet kiss on her forehead.

"I have a boyfriend," she told him.

"And he is very lucky to have you," Damian assured her.

The caring boyfriend sat in the driver seat. He turned on the car and started to drive back to their place.

"Are we in a rocket ship?" She asked and looked around the car's dashboard. "This feels like a rocket ship,"

"Nope, we are still on planet Earth.... Well, some of us are," he added.

"My boyfriend makes me feel out of this world," she gushed. Her head rested against the window as she stared at the road in a dreamlike state.

The ride was quiet then. Damian was touched. Even in her blitzed out state, she was still so madly in love with him. Y/N perked her head up when she noticed the houses around them.

"Hey, you know where I live? You must be psychic," she giggled.

"I know where you live because we are dating, mi amor. We have for about a year now,"

His words took a moment to connect to her brain. She opened her mouth in shock. The bloody gauze fell on to her lap.

"A year? We've been in space for a year?"

[buttonheart]

Polly wants a cracker

[clarity2electricboogaloo]

Outsiders as things me, friends, and family have said

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Darry: Close your door while you’re changing man, gosh darn!

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*waiting at a drivethrough and it’s taking forever*

Darry: good lord, are they raising the chickens in there or something?

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Ponyboy in blue

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Pony and soda

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Average two bit and his mom interaction

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Johnny and pony

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Johnny: guys, let’s pretend we’re parrots

Johnny: Polly want a cracker!

Dally: yeah you want a cracker, his name is ponyboy (not original name from convo lmao)

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Darry: you will eat and leave no crumbs (the context is my dad said this)

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Steve: Stop locking the other bathroom door

Ponyboy: but the dEMONS ARE GONNA GET Mee

Steve: I’m gonna be the demon that gets you if you don’t stop

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Dally: I have never touched a bible because if I did I would disintegrate and die

Ponyboy: so coquette

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Pony: It’s pie day

Soda: What?

Pony: It’s 3.14

Soda: No it Thursday

Pony: *wheeeezeee*

Pony: N-no Soda it’s march 14thhh

Soda: NO it’s Thursday!

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Soda: the jour…the—

Pony: Geneva Convention????

Soda: journey—WHAT

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Steve: “what if we just made out in the bathroom during 6th period”

Soda: “wHAT??”

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Johnny: “The bangs are not banging today”

Johnny: “Wait”

Pony: “BAHHHAHAHAHJAJAJAJAH”

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Darry: don’t eat plastic bags guys

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Cherry: are you gaslight gatekeep girlbossing right now

Ponyboy: what’s the boyfailure version of that

Cherry: you

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Twobit: I will go against capitalism and steal.

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Johnny: you’re gay

Pony: REALLY??

Johnny: yeah

Pony: I THOUGHT I WAS STRAIGHT

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That’s all I’m willing to do, I have been scrolling through my quotes on discord for a very long time.

I really wanna label which quotes I said just to show how absolutely hilarious I am (in denial of my own terrible comedy)

A lot of the ponyboy quotes were me 🧍🏽‍♂️

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