#poly yandere la squadra

[dark-side-blog3]

Chilhood friend au la squadra pt 3

Ever since you were a child your always so affectionate, it was normal seeing you give hugs and cheek kisses, especially to friends and family. But even so you know how to respect boundaries.

Whenever you wanted to hug anyone in la squadra you would day “can I hug you?” Normally your hugs were reciprocated, and if they say no you would smile and leave it like that. The ones who normally accepted your hugs are Melone, Formaggio, Pesci and Gelato. The rest are not fans of it but appreciate the gesture.

But now? They seem to become moths to the flames when it comes to affection. Darling had a whiplash when Ghiaccio asked for a hug, since he was the most adverse to it when they were young, Proscuitto and Illuso seemed to lean against them every time they’re near. Sorbet always has his arm around you when He’s near, and Risotto gives your head kisses. Basically returning the affection they always denied when they were kids, the rest just amped up theirs.

(Also I headcanon Gelato was very tiny when he was a kid, so back then he normally would sit on Sorbet’s or your laps. Now your sitting on his lap)

Blep cat

Ghiaccio wanting physical affection from his darling is so scary. I can literally feel the awkward cuddle on the couch where he stares at you and huffs if you don’t seem enthusiastic enough.

The cuddles from the old friend group that just get competitive with eachother about your affection.

Good luck to the darling!

[shineonyoucrazyyandere]

May I please for a scenario or headcanons for poly La Squadra including Sorlato with fem darling who knows about their interest towards her and her saying this:

"I know your interest in me, and I'm willing to return those feelings if you let me continue working in my doll shop and you guys work there. Also, I know your original paychecks sucks, so we all get what we want."

Cool, extra hands to help out? Seems like a good bargain, on the surface, there’s no take backs once you say “yes” and being Yandere they will test their dearests mettle to the limits.

Yandere! La Squadra w/ doll shop owner darling

So whether you repair, sell, make dolls, they’re all ready to help. Which depending on the options could be quite chaotic. There will be times they absolutely make you uncomfortable.

Formaggio probably makes comments of how this is rather a bit girly for him and he’d rather just hang around you, Illuso makes a jab at his statement in which these two have a little back and forth. They don’t really end up fighting but there’s a little intensity you can feel.

He then keeps coming up to you for the smallest of tasks or takes forever on certain bits that should be child’s play. It’s absolutely on purpose and almost impossible to get him off your back.

He also mentions you’re so sweet for paying them. That it’s a good thing that he’s there with the others, otherwise you could get taken advantage of. He’s only allowed to do that, and you can feel the irony of his statement thick in the air.

Sewing/clothing repair is interestingly enough right up Pesci’s alley. He’s worked with fishing line and other thin wires so learning isn’t hard when you teach him. Which you likely praise him for how quickly he’s picked things up.

If you compliment him he gets rather shaky, you swear you see some blush to his cheeks, and Prosciutto scolds him to at least try and keep his composure. His heart flys to the moon if you think his nervousness is cute.

Prosciutto is sort of beaming with pride, but at the same time insists having some time with you himself. There might be a lingering amount of jealousy he had for Pesci’s praise coming from you, but he puts that aside and decides he needs to step up his game.

He gets all professional with you and staring at your stitch work, he’ll immediately help you with any snag/mistake you might’ve made. There’s a point he might even guide your own hands if he sees the need.

He absolutely makes sure you can feel him beside you, and is memorizing every type of fabric you use, the measurements, and accessories. Is he much too close to one side of your ear? That’s a yes. He’ll even tell you it’s absolutely necessary, somehow batting off your concerns as if they’re excuses.

Sorbet and Gelato are an interesting pair that love keeping each other company whenever they can dip out. It feels like they’re unproductive in their work, but by the time you’re closing every little thing you asked them to do is done. It seems they’re rather great at keeping your dolls clean honestly. This does come at a personal cost, if no one else is cornering you Sorbet and Gelato will absolutely be there. Gelato seems to recommend certain dolls be rearranged in a certain way. A couple of them are plucked and the money is all in the register. Sorbet on the other hand seems to be great at seeing which ones have massive value if you received a donation or sale. Telling you them to lock them behind glass, the two of them seem to joke about locking you beind a cute glass display. The way they say it seemingly romantically doesn’t feel like a joke however.

Melone does very well with making sure all of your money is accounted for, somehow he knows all your expenses and other things he probably shouldn’t know about you.

If you’re working in the back and he comes into help with a little dusting or cleaning. He will make pretty suggestive comments about you, and suggests some of the outfits the dolls have would be adorable. If you distract him with something such as horoscopes, he immediately explains every little thing about each sign. How you two positively match and were meant to be. Can end up being rather overwhelming.

He does end up having good suggestions on what people seem to gravitate towards. Which of course he tells you this in great detail.

No matter what job he’s put in he almost always manages to be creepy someway, so you’re likely to have him somewhere out of sight out of mind. He doesn’t consider this a punishment in the slightest, and will certainly take advantage with flirting with you behind the scenes. Having him in front of customers is a big no-no however.

Ghiaccio is another handful of his own, he gets sets off pretty easily so you have to figure out a decent way for him to work on something. He does tend to grab your hand occasionally and gently pull you over to him without warning. (Except around risotto).

He does get very agitated if a customer tries to disrespect you. They may not ever come back if he gets their hands on them.

Insists on having you within his eyesight almost constantly, or at least having you around with whatever task you’re having him do.

You do have to coach him out of his jealousy rages or getting aggravated at another member occasionally. Usually you end up making him some type of tea, he indeed relishes this.

Illuso is likely to be the best at being at the front (aside from yourself or prosciutto). He rather enjoys that you don’t mind him “hogging” the position. It gives him an easy way to be almost constantly in your presence.

He’s thorough on whatever you task him with, he wouldn’t be an assassin if he wasn’t capable after all. He’s so thorough he takes advantage and insists to help you himself. Does his best to make you flustered at any given point in the day.

He definitely stalks you and will chillingly mention a show you liked on tv the night before. Unironically engaging in said show’s contents, all while reveling in your conflicting expressions. He’ll fluster you even more if given the chance, up to the point he’s pulled away to do something else.

Risotto is his another enigma with his obsessiveness, he insists on doing everything during closing hours. Taking inventory/stocking, some of your business side paperwork is done even though you didn’t ask him to. He seems normal on the outside but there’s this aura about him that inwardly sets you off. Like he never wants you to leave his sight.

Any troublesome things occurring outside your business (and your home if it’s not right by) cease. He absolutely follows you home every night and early morning when possible. You’ll never see him however, he makes sure of that. He keeps his team in line when need be, but ironically that means you as well.

He wants you comfortable but he’s not afraid of going right to the edge of insanity to keep you around. He’ll certainly coordinate with other members of the team. He considers your “yes” a contract of approval and will do what he sees fit to keep you around. If that means going to the lengths of threatening others so be it. But he and the others already agreed upon this regardless of how you felt about them.

There are dozens of times he just seems to pop out of nowhere on you. He doesn’t seem to have issue with this in the slightest, if you need your hand held from nearly having a heart attack he’s there to oblige.

Just before he goes out on a mission, he always leaves a favorite food of yours (packaged preferably) on your desk.

If you wonder how he got in without giving him with a key, he likely used Metallica to figure out the shape of the keyhole of your locks.

[thatonegirl322]

Since asks are open, can I request a yandere la squadra (separate or poly, your choice) reading the reader’s diary, but the diary is just the reader writing about their own depressed thoughts and anxieties. Any pronouns are fine ❤（っ＾▿＾）✨

Have a good day and stay hydrated! ✨

I'm a little touchy with the depression stuff sense I'm just getting over mine but I can still do anxiety. Thank you for sending a ask, sorry that it took so long. It's not exactly specified that there poly or separate so just think what you wanna think. This will be a more serious one I guess.

Pronouns used: she/her

Key: Y/n= Your/name

...= pov switch

.....

Y/n sighs as she finishes a new log in her diary. This was supposed to help with her anxiety but its not really working. "I gotta use the toilet" Y/n mutters she gets up and leaves her room, but she forgot one little thing. She lives in a house filled with people who are obsessed with her, and you can bet your ass they'll definitely snoop through her diary.

....

Melone, Prosciutto,Formaggio,Risotto, Illuso, Ghiaccio, Sorbet and gelato:

He was just walking around the house until he stumbled upon your room ( he totally didn't plan this a day in advance) once he peeked into your room and saw that you were gone. He walked in and felt his heart beat quicken when he went near your open diary. He first read one page, then three, and then suddenly he finished the whole thing. He's not sorry at all. When he read about your little anxieties he wasn't really surprised he already knew what made you tick just by watching you on a day to day basis but. He will try his best to work with on it, accept for your social anxiety it helps him in the long run of taking you away for the rest of the world and only depending solely on him. He walks out feeling a little more determined, determined to make you love him even more.

Pesci:

He felt a little guilty about doing this but since his big bro told him to do it he felt like he had to. He slowly walked into your room, already knowing you were somewhere else. He saw your diary open and it was the perfect opportunity to snoop. He probably won't get a a chance like this until a while. As he slowly reads your logs, taking everything in to fully immerse himself in your mind. He felt more sad as he read more pages. When he fully finished it he felt like he was gonna cry. He knows just how feels, but deep down in his mind it makes him more delusional, think that you guys are meant to be, that you were made for each other. He carefully puts the diary back to the page it was at. He walks out your room thinking

' maybe i can help us both get better

If I just spend more and more time with her, or maybe everyday, every hour, every second-"

....

Y/n stomps torwards him a glares at him "did you go through my diary!?"

" Maybe, maybe not"Melone, Prosciutto,Formaggio,Risotto, Illuso, Ghiaccio, Sorbet and Gelato says while smirking

" Of course not!" Pesci stammers

....

Hope you guys enjoyed, have a good day!

[the-illiterate-pirate]

Yandere men you say? Then imagine this

Yandere soulmate la squadra, having a tattoo with your soulmate’s mark, when the guys first joined la squadra they all realized they have the same tattoo. Naturally this pissed them off but over time they began think it was better since it means they had no chance to escape them.

One day they were told a new member is to joined them as maid cause they were collateral. At first they thought nothing of them until Illuso saw they had a similar tattoo to them

SOULMATES AU SOULMATES AU!!!

Big fan of this. Very big. But the big question is, poly La Squadra? Or are they so blinded by finding Darling that they don't even think about dating each other.

On another note I offer you food. It's a great poly Squadra story that includes the soulmate marks, but no yandere. Wish it could be updated soon :( but what op has already is delicious, especially Ghia and Illuso's chapters

Imagine this happens post Sorbet and Gelato trying to uncover the boss' identity. La Squadra is still grieving over the loss of their friends but soon after they're sent their next "gift"... And it's you, disguised as their new maid. The whole time Diavolo had their darling lover held hostage, knowing they were ment to be La Squadra's soulmate, and now he's using them as bait, hoping since they have a new toy to play with, La Squadra won't be trying to face Diavolo any time soon. Sexy maid shenanigans ensue while everyone fights over your attention.

[lemonflavoreddishsoap]

Welcome! This is @aparanoidelectrictoothbrush 's writing blog. Currently, this blog is only for content related to La Squadra Esecuzioni. Mostly just La Squadra x Reader.

Requests are currently CLOSED!

Requests in inbox currently: 6

What do I write?:

- Headcanons (single character or multiple characters)

- short fics (single character requests only)

- angst (I don't know what limits to name, but will refuse requests if they cross them)

- Any gender reader (reader will be gn unless the request says otherwise)

What I will not write:

- NSFW (I am a minor)

- Yandere (I know there's a high demand but I'm just not comfy writing it)

- Poly La Squadra

- Any ships that aren't x reader tbh

-Suicidal reader

I write for all La Squadra members except for Gelato and Sorbet!

[tenthgrove]

Hi. Didn't you write a headcanon where the reader is literally kidnapped by Sorlato, Chocolatta, and Doppio to your house to give strange love? If so, does it have a sequel?

Do you mean this? If so, no sequel I’m afraid, I’ve largely fell out of the fandom.

[wri0thesley]

It’s SorLato brainrot time again.

A thought I can’t get out of my head is being La Squadra’s messenger and meeting Sorbet and Gelato like that. They don’t usually bother with the meaningless people who come in to relay Risotto his orders, but they happened to be in the front room that one time, and struck up a conversation. You came to like the odd couple, perhaps charmed by the gentle domesticity they gave off in spite of their profession, and they, amused by your bizarre trust in them, played along.

Over the next few months you continued to try and time your visits so you could catch up with them, and Risotto eventually allowed them to deal with you instead of him. Eventually, their interest in you became genuine, and a strong bond developed.

Now, Sorbet and Gelato know you’re hardly a seasoned mobster, but they do see potential in you. Less potential, granted, than what Risotto would typically look for in a recruit but with their help, maybe you can still be pushed. Truth is, Sorbet and Gelato just want an excuse to be with you more, and they know you want out of your shitty low rank job. Getting you into La Squadra is drastic, yes, but with them as you’re mentors you’ll do fine. Risotto has always looked up to the pair, and if they ask you to be admitted to the team, he’ll accept.

Nowadays, as you sit around the set up in the front room with the rest of the squad, there’s a common joke about how the only thing that surprised them more than the first time they saw you walk into Sorbet and Gelato’s room, is when they saw you walk out again.

ah i love this!! honestly the rest of la squadra being surprised about sorbet and gelato having a Third (tm) and just expecting them to be murdered instead is always one of my favourite thoughts . . . ah, to be Special to the ice cream couple

[cherry-writes-yanderes]

★Masterlist★

Started: 11/26/21

Last Updated: 3/31/22

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Anime

Fullmetal Alchemist

Edward Imagine

Alphonse w/ a Darling who runs away

Ed sharing his Darling

Edward punishing Darling

Attack on Titan

Armin Imagine

The most manipulative yanderes in AOT

Zeke’s manipulation tactics

AOT Yandere Types and Quotes (Part 1)

AOT Yandere Types and Quotes (Part 2)

Glowing Green (Eren)

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

Josuke breaking your bones

Yandere Bucci Gang Headcanons

The Darling Schedule

Random Poly!Bucci Gang Headcanons

Yandere La Unita Speciale Headcanons

Yandere La Squadra Headcanons

La Squadra w/ a forgetful Darling

Young Joseph Headcanons

Risotto w/ a tongue piercing

My Hero Academia

His Little Secret

His Little Secret (Alternate Ending)

Darling ignoring Todoroki and Bakugo

One Punch Man

Saitama Headcanons

Genos Headcanons

Saitama w/ a reader who tries to escape

Genos w/ a reader who has a sore throat

Haikyuu

Akaashi Headcanons

A Monster’s Ballad (Tendou)

Jujutsu Kaisen

Darling asking for a pet

Growl (Nanami)

Gaze (Choso)

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Movies/TV

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Leatherface Imagine

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Games

Genshin Impact

Mora (Childe)

Gorou Headcanons

Zhongli Manipulation Imagine

Freeze (Albedo)

Hide and Seek (Itto)

FNAF

Too Dark (Sunrise & Moondrop)

Little Sun & Moon snoot for anon

Yandere Glamrock Freddy & Gregory

Stay (Montgomery Gator, Part 1)

Don’t Leave (Montgomery Gator, Part 2)

Dead By Daylight

Smiley Face (Legion)

Various Dead by Daylight Headcanons

Boyfriend To Death

Alive (Lawrence)

Animal Crossing

Tom Nook Headcanons

Filbert Headcanons

[abbacchiosbelt]

La Squadra | Vento Aureo Mobile Masterlist Part 2 ✂️

La Squadra [General Tag]

La Squadra

Chilling With La Squadra

Waking Up Naked F!Teammate

Hybrid Headcanons

Drives Me Wild - Werewolf!La Squadra x F!Reader [Not SFW, Fic]

Powerlifter S/O

Going To a Nude Beach With Their S/O

S/O Getting a Tattoo Inspired By Them

Male S/O Who Prefers Intercrural Sex

Being Dommed By Their Partner

Reaction to Strong-willed Teammate Breaking Down

Reactions to a ‘Motherly’ Teammate

Hot Springs Headcanons

S/O Who is Vocal In Bed

Sleeping/Messing Around In Front of the Others

Touched Starved S/O

Helping S/O Get Over an Ended Friendship

S/O Making a Cute Noise When Scared

Tall BF Who Loves to Cuddle

New Member w/Pokemon

Teammate Streaking w/Melone Reactions

Getting Caught Masturbating by His Crush

S/O Laughing at Stupid Shit

Risky Performer S/O

Bug Collector S/O

Wedding Headcanons

New Teammate Corrupting Pesci

Phone Sex Challenge

Skydiving Headcanons

First Time Having Sex [General]

Reacting to S/O Squirting

Emotional & Pregnant S/O

S/O Calls Them Daddy Unexpectedly

Newborn Baby Headcanons

Make Up Sex

Getting Caught Having Sex

Fluffy Relationship Headcanons

Eating Out Their S/O for the First Time

Getting Their Pubic Area Waxed

Partner Asking to See Their Dick

Chubby GF Headcanons

Who would they choose to be in a threesome with?

Fave Places to Have Sex

With a Monster Wife

Big Chungus Text

Taking Revenge on Cioccolata [Fic]

La Squadra Confessions

Risotto Nero

Spicy Text with His S/O

Another Spicy Text with His S/O

Yandere Tarot Cards [The Devil]

Spanking Headcanons

“I wish you would just let me have you.”

Pegging Headcanons

In Care Of - Prosciutto x F!Reader x Risotto - [Not SFW, Dub Con, Commission, Fic]

Edging Headcanons

S/O That Likes Being Choked & Spanked

Making A Sex Tape with His S/O

Cockwarming Headcanons

(Just Risotto) Wedding Headcanons

Proposal Headcanons

Incubus Risotto Headcanons

Sweet Spot - Risotto x OC (Falcone) - [Not SFW, Commission, Fic]

As We Believed - Mer!Risotto x GN!Reader - [Not Sfw, Fic]

Booty Opinions

Heavy Metal - Risotto Nero x Reader - [Fluff, Drabble]

RizDop NSFW Headcanons

Domming His Shy F!S/O

Witch!S/O’s Familiar

Foodplay Headcanons

Poly BruRiz Headcanons

Illuso/Risotto/Prosciutto Threesome Headcanons

With a Shy M!S/O

Pet Play Headcanons

Full - Risotto x F!Reader - [Not SFW, Fic]

Need - Risotto - [Not SFW, Solo Masturbation to F!S/O, Fic]

NSFW Alphabet Part 1

NSFW Alphabet Part 2

NSFW Alphabet Part 3

Fluff Alphabet

Sexual Experience

Flirting Headcanons

General Headcanons

With an Autistic S/O

Sturdy - Sub!Risotto x Dom!Reader [Not sfw, fic. Fornophilia, BDSM relationship.]

Risotto Confessions

Formaggio

Spicy Text with His S/O

“I heard you were feeling sick, so I made you some soup.”

“Just give in to me, love.”

Booty Opinions

Flirting Headcanons

Sexual Experience

Formaggio Confessions

Illuso

Threesome With Melone & Illuso Headcanons

Illuso/Risotto/Prosciutto Threesome Headcanons

Dom Headcanons

Stained and Shattered  - Illuso - [General, Backstory Fic]

Fluff Alphabet

Fluffy & NSFW Headcanons

Illuso Confessions

Pesci

Dear Heart - Pesci x F!Reader [Fluff, Pregnancy, Commission, Fic]

General Headcanons

With a Flirtatious S/O

Pesci Confessions

Prosciutto

Funny & Fluffy Text With His S/O

Sickness for the Thiccness

Detailed Prosciutto Headcanons

Spanking Headcanons

Daddy Kink!Prosciutto Headcanons

In Care Of - Prosciutto x F!Reader x Risotto - [Not SFW, Dub Con, Commission, Fic]

Edging Headcanons

Making A Sex Tape with His S/O

Cockwarming Headcanons

“Your nipples are so sensitive today.“

Aftercare Headcanons

See You Again - Prosciutto x Shae - [Not SFW, Commission, Fic]

Show Off - Prosciutto x Reader - [Suggestive, Fic]

S/O Who Wears a lot of Skirts

Vampire!S/O - Drabble

Illuso/Risotto/Prosciutto Threesome Headcanons

Just Like That - Prosciutto x F!Reader x Melone - [Not SFW, Cuckolding, Fic]

Anything For You - Prosciutto x F!Reader - [Not SFW, Daddy Kink, Fic]

NSFW Alphabet

Sexual Experience

Flirting Headcanons

Disregard - Prosciutto x F!Reader - [Not SFW, Fic]

Prosciutto Confessions

Melone

Non-Sexual Age Regression Drabble

With a Chubby S/O

Threesome w/Ghiaccio

Tag Generator Prompt

Coming Untouched - Melone x F!Reader - [Not SFW, Fic]

“So, do you want your underwear back?“

Making A Sex Tape with His S/O

Witch!S/O’s Familiar

What does he smell like?

Threesome With Melone & Illuso Headcanons

Process - Android!Melone x GN!Reader [Fluff, Angst, Fic]

Lazy Morning Cuddles

Just Like That - Prosciutto x F!Reader x Melone - [Not SFW, Cuckolding, Fic]

Pet Play Headcanons

Flirting Headcanons

NSFW Alphabet Part 1

NSFW Alphabet Part 2

Fluff Alphabet

Melone Confessions

Ghiaccio

"Are you wearing my sweater?”

Threesome w/Melone

Yandere Tarot Cards [Death]

S/O Insecure About Her Flat Chest

Edging Headcanons

“Are you my secret admirer, the one that’s been sending me all the flowers and notes?”

Body Language - Ghiaccio x F!Plus Size Reader - [Not SFW]

S/O Wearing Cat Lingerie

Temperature Play Headcanons

NSFW Alphabet Part 1

NSFW Alphabet Part 2

Fluff Alphabet

Date Headcanons

Ghiaccio Confessions

Sorbet & Gelato

Yandere Tarot Cards [The Devil, The Star, Temperance]

Control Yourself - Sorbet x Gelato x F!Reader [Not SFW, Non Con, Fic]

Pet Play Headcanons

Sorbet Confessions

Gelato Confessions

Sorbet & Gelato Confessions

[seiyasabi]

Howdy I've reading about yandere la squadra with pregnant darling before and I like it, do you think the yandere will do if they see her half sleep while breastfeed his child? (not poly)

ehehe love me some la squadra <3

Yandere La Squadra x Breastfeeding Reader HCs:

Risotto:

-When he comes home from his meeting, the last thing he expected was to see the two of you in such a precarious state

-He knows you've come a long way from when you were first taken, but he can't help but worry about how tired you've been lately

-He slips behind you, moving you into a comfortable position, before helping your son latch onto your breast in an easier fashion

-Once he knows you're both secure, he'll wait until your son in done feeding, he'll burp him, then allow the two of you to sleep in peace.

Prosciutto:

-Wants to scold you for putting your daughter in a dangerous position, but he can't bring himself to

-Your pregnancy took a lot out of you, and your turbulent sleep schedule hasn't helped you recuperate from your hard birth (never mind the fact that you didn't want to be w him in the first place, or have his kids-)

-He'll take her from your arms, shushing her, before grabbing your previously pumped milk, and starting to feed her himself

-All whilst doing this, he'll herd you into bed, and force you to sleep

Illuso:

-He'll straight up laugh at you

-Thinks you're being ridiculous, considering your only job is 'housewife,' but once your sleepy self starts crying, thus causing your twins to join in, he'll realise that you're absolutely emotionally drained

-Unlike the other two, he won't wait until you're somewhat ready for children, he'll just make you have them when he wants you to

-Remembering the articles ab new moms killing their kids in a fit of psychosis, he quickly swoops in and helps out, letting you rest for a while

-Whilst Illuso is a total ass, he does care ab you in some sick way

Formaggio:

-Thinks you and his daughter are adorable

-He'll quickly wake you up, before taking you to your shared bedroom, and making you a comfy spot

-Although he's dumb af, he knows that you need your rest

-He's the type to buy the fake boob feeders (like they're filled w ur previously pumped milk, but instead of a bottle, it's in the shape of tiddies lmao), so he'll whip that out and take over

Melone:

-Seeing you and his triplets makes his heart pound with love

-You don't have enough tiddy to go around, so you're feeding one w a bottle, but they're still resting on your chest, giving them the skinship they need

-Also the type to get the tiddy feeder thingy, just custom made w three tits

-Isn't afraid to give the kids formula if u don't make enough milk

-Will force you to go to bed, taking over immediately bc he loves u sm

-Is so happy you finally gave into his whims

Pesci:

-Seeing you all sleepy w your son makes him so flustered

-He rushes over and helps the babe reattach himself, before he does as Ris did, and places you in his lap

-He'll allow you to sleep on his chest whilst ur son feeds, before taking care of his needs, and then taking care of yours

-Will wake u up to make sure you ate and drank water, before giving you a romantic bath

-Will always put you first <3

Ghiaccio:

-Loves both u and his daughter to bits, so he'll quickly grab a bottle and get to work

-He's so soft for the both of u, and he'll multitask feeding ur babe, and ordering you to do self care

-Lowkey thinks ab making Pesci take care of ur baby so u can rest for a while

-Once the baby is put down for bed, he'll let you rest against his cool skin, lulling you to sleep

Sorbet and Gelato:

-Sorbet walks in on a sleeping Gelato and a tired you

-Your twins are nestled in your arms, suckling each breast, as you give the dark haired man a tired smile

-From the looks of it, Gelato made sure you took care of yourself, whilst also taking care of the babies

-Will take the babes from u and feed them, allowing u and Gel to cuddle in bed, before he joins y'all

[reclusiverisottonero]

❝ About Me

┊ ➶ My main blog is @reclusiveunicorn, and I can only follow you and reply from that one.

┊ ➶ I'm 33, agender, bisexual and use they/them pronouns.

┊ ➶ This is a side blog for me to be thirsty about Risotto Nero (my main f/o) and other Jojo characters in relative peace. I'm mostly a La Squadra whore right now. I have other f/o's but I'm not sure I'm comfortable talking about them right now because I'm bad a juggling obsessions for multiple characters and gushing about one is already a lot for me.

┊ ➶ I do mostly self-shipping and sometimes canon character multi-shipping on this blog. I enjoy a lot of the standard ships in the jojo fandom but also really like poly La Squadra, Rispro, RisMelo & RisForma, basically if it has Risotto involved I'm probably all for it lmao. Other ships I like are Bruabba, Giomis, and Brumis.

┊ ➶ I am 100% okay with sharing my f/o's! In fact I ENCOURAGE you to message me so we can gush about them together!

➷ No minors, this blog is 18+. Other than that I don’t really have a DNI because literally no one wants to respect it even when I put banners up on my fic. I’ll block bigots and blank blogs though.

≫≫≫≫ I'm pro minding my own fucking business. I have more important things to care about than how other people play with fictional characters. I don't agree with people who bully/harass/dox others for what they write, draw, ship, or their kinks. Yes, that includes all the ships and kinks that YOU personally hate. I don't care.

≫≫≫≫ Block what you don't like. Don't send hate or harass people who do things differently than you with fictional characters. I believe that is a common courtesy that should be given to EVERYONE in fandom. If you think having that bare minimum of respect for real people makes me a 'pro-shipper' just block me right now. If you think you're morally superior over those who ship "illegal" ships, or think fiction has a 1:1 affect on reality without nuance, block me. You're not mature enough to be reading this blog.

≫≫≫≫ This is the only place I will discuss this, messages/asks trying to put words in my mouth or make assumptions about me over this will be ignored or posted to be publicly laughed at unless you're a mutual/friend wanting more clarification. Again, I do not care.

❝ About My Writing

✎ I like to write reader/risotto fics along with other ships! When it's applicable I prefer to write a top/dom gender neutral reader. Most of the time they will be afab or their genitals won't be very specified.

✎ I will do my best to tag things around here but if you need something tagged don't hesitate to let me know, especially if it's for a trigger!

✎ Kinks you might find on this blog:

Dom AFAB Reader, and other forms of BDSM ranging from cock and ball torture, pet play, Mommy/Daddy Dom, and more.

Inappropriate use of stands

Bloodplay

Dacryphilia

Yandere and all the dark things that can come with that

Non/Dub-con: Consensual non-consent, explicit rape roleplay, somnophilia

➷ Please google and do your research if you're unfamiliar with these sexual topics as I'm not going to explain them to you. Sorry but I'm a busy gal and google is right there.

➷ It should be obvious, but the darker content you find on this blog is not condoned by me in real life. Have some common sense before asking me about this kind of stuff, please.

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Blep cat comp

This here is Blep cats screenshots from the old blog of all their submissions! <3 I feel like I’m holding a jar of spices that we took with us after fleeing our cottage in 1742 as soldiers burned it to the ground... Thank you, blep cat, for the carefully complied screenshots.

[jellyluchi]

Sid’s Writing Masterlist 💌

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Latest Update; 11th September, 2021

La Squadra 

La Squadra x South Asian!Reader

La Squadra x Doctor!Reader who is done with them

La Squadra x Gamer!Reader *NSFW*

La Squadra helps reader clean their room

La Squadra x Reader who is affected by an aphrodisiac stand *NSFW*

La Squdra x Reader going on a picnic together 

Miscellaneous La Squadra Headcanons

Poly RisoPros x Male!S/O with golden retriever energy

Risotto x Reader NSFW HCS  *NSFW*

Prosciutto x Reader full fluff alphabet

Prosciutto x Reader touching + kissing prompts

Prosciutto x Reader who is a menace to him

Soft!Yan Prosciutto HCs *yandere*

Prosciutto x Reader; For me and you *Angst*

Prosciutto x Reader; Softly

Prosciutto x Reader; Paint Brush *Fluff, drabble*

Pesci NSFW alphabet: D/I/J/O *NSFW*

Melone x reader NSFW HCS *NSFW*

Illuso x Reader breeding kink HCs *NSFW*

Ghiaccio x Reader; Car Ride 

Other

Abbacchio x F!Reader; "With You" *hurt/comfort*

Giorno x Reader first date hcs

Older!Joseph x Reader first kiss hcs

Bruno, Abbacchio, Mista x Reader who is affected by an aprhrodisac stand *NSFW*

Your first time with Bruno, Abbacchio, Mista *NSFW*

[g4rous]

Rules

If requests are open at the time (I put the disclaimer in my bio whether or not they're open) and you have questions pls read the rules below! If you have any more questions that aren't listed feel free to ask 💕

1. I only do sfw (because I'm inexperienced at writing nsfw atm, but when I open nsfw requests I'll let you know)

2. You can request fluff or angst! I write headcanons and one-shots

3. Don't request characters from fandoms I don't write for. I write for JJBA, OPM, KNY and JJK

4. Feel free to specify what reader insert and theme you’d like!

5. Some requests I may not accept depending on whether I found inspiration for it or if I don’t feel comfortable writing them, I hope that’s understandable!

I only write character x Reader or about the character without a Reader insert

6. Please no yanderes, poly ( I’m not experienced in writing it either) and overly disturbing themes

7. This goes without saying, do NOT interact if you support pedophilia, incest, proshipping, racism, ableism and homophobia

Characters I write for:

JJBA:

Jonathan Joestar, Erina Pendleton, Robert E.O Speedwagon, Joseph Joestar, Caesar A. Zeppeli, Suzi Q, Kars, Wamuu, Jotaro Kujo, Muhhamad Avdol, Noriaki Kakyoin, Jean Pierre Polnareff, Josuke Higashikata, Okuyasu Nijimura, Koichi Hirose, Reimi Sugimoto, Yukako Yamagishi, Mikitaka Hazekura, Aya Tsuji, Giorno Giovanna, Bruno Bucciarati, Leone Abbacchio, Narancia Ghirga, Guido Mista, Trish Una, Vinegar Doppio, La Squadra, Sheila E (from phf), Jolyne Kujo, Ermes Costello, Foo Fighters, Anasui Narciso, Weather Report, Johnny Joestar, Gyro Zeppeli, Lucy Steel, Hot Pants, Mountain Tim, Diego Brando, Josuke Higashikata (Gappy), Yasuho Hirose, Rai Mamezuku, Daiya Higashikata, Hato Higashikata

OPM:

Garou, Saitama, Genos, Fubuki, Tatsumaki, King, Metal Bat, Zombieman, Iaian, Captain Mizuki, Mumen Rider

JJK:

Yuuji Itadori, Megumi Fushiguro, Nobara Kugisaki, Satoru Gojo, Toge Inumaki, Maki Zenin, Yuta Okkotsu, Kasumi Miwa, Kento Nanami, Choso, Junpei Yoshino

KNY:

Tanjiro Kamado, Nezuko Kamado, Zenitsu Agatsuma, Inosuke Hashibira, Aoi Kanzaki, Kanae Kocho, Kanao Tsuyuri, Mitsuri Kanroji, Sanemi Shinazugawa, Giyuu Tomioka, Gyomei Himejima, Tengen Uzui, Muichiro Tokito, Shinobu Kocho, Kyojuro Rengoku, Genya Shinazugawa, Murata, Tamayo, Hakuji

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Hi!! can I request for yandere ghost la squadra HCs?? where they hated reader at first but now they are possessive, obsessive and all that yandere traits! thank you very very much!! (っ˘з(˘⌣˘ )♡

I decided to write only for Melone and Illuso, hope that’s okay! Thank you for your request, my lovely anonnie💚

Shadow monster Yan! Risotto Nero x reader

Warnings: yandere behavior, violence, stalking, obsession, implied murder

Pairings: Yan! Melone x gn!Reader, Yan! Illuso x gn!Reader

Melone

Melone is a poltergeist, tormenting people brings him indescribable pleasure. But not everyone suffers from his vagaries, purple-haired’s attention is mostly concentrated on females like mother of the family that lives in Melone’s house, or her daughters

He let Y/n know about himself at the first night after you moved in. Melone didn’t show up, but he had a lot of fun making strange noises in the other rooms and moves different items, seeing how frightening you became from his little tricks

He’s definitely not against physical contact, it’s not a secret that Melone is pretty perverted and he often puts his hands on Y/n while you are sleeping, touching you wherever he wants. Purple-haired is not afraid of waking you up, otherwise it’ll only be more exciting for poltergeist

Y/n’s kickbacks only add fuel to the fire, thrilling Melone and making him want to tease you even more. He’s always so playful, driving you to tears, and then leaving alone for a while, letting you to calm down, and then everything repeats. He’s adduced to your fear, to your tears and screams, and it doesn’t look like purple-haired is going to stop

Melone always was noisy and chaotic, always doing something to freak you out. He’d never actually got aggressive, yes, he left some scratches on your skin, but you never felt that poltergeist wanted to hurt you. But when Y/n came home not alone, but with their friend, Melone got mad. How dare you to spend time with someone else? How dare you to talk to someone, but him?

Purple-haired was silent all the time Y/n’s friend was over at his house, not making a single sound, but once this person left - poltergeist turned into a real devil. That horrible night, full of fear and pain, you saw Melone’s real form and his face, full of rage and malice, often appears in your

After that he disappeared for a week, not interacting with you in any way. All your belongings stayed exactly where you left them, no more terrifying noises coming from other rooms. But you had nightmares. Horrible, cruel, full of suffering and fear. You were afraid to even close your eyes, not saying anything about naps or sleeping. And one night you realized - Melone was waiting for your apologies

You were afraid of sleeping. It was almost week as you couldn’t sleep, deep dark bags under your eyes were almost purple, you barely ate anything. But you still were just a human, and one night, while watching TV, your brain gave you up, falling in a sweet sleep. This dream was full of blood, way more cruel that those you had before. In this dream you killed your entire family by yourself. You just came out of your room, coming downstairs, right to the kitchen, took a knife and killed them all. Stabbing your parents and siblings while they were sleeping. It looked so realistic, you were so afraid - what if it’s not a dream?

You woke up with teary eyes, utterly terrified. A sharp sight of relief came out of your lungs - it was just a dream. Something inside of you snapped and you started crying like a toddler, quiet sobs came out of your chest as you hoarsely whispered “Sorry, I’m so so sorry. Please, forgive me. I can’t take it anymore, please. I’m sorry...”. Melone appeared in front of your trembling tiny form, looking down at you, pleased with the results of his punishment. “See? This is what happens when you misbehave”

After that incident Melone became way more softer and kinder with you. He always were hovering somewhere around you, ready to help and protect. Purple-haired never leaves you alone, following you at school/work to control who you interact with and what you tell them. Every night he soothes you to sleep, rubbing lovingly your back. And you’re so afraid to go against him, to say something that may anger him, and maybe you should just give in?

Illuso

It’s obviously that Illuso would be a mirror demon. At first it may look like there’s absolutely nothing weird about your new apartment - absolutely normal rooms that are furnished with ordinary fitments. Nothing suspicious, nothing bothers you, and it was so for the next few months

But one evening, after taking a shower Y/n were doing their daily skincare routine and brushing teeth before going to sleep. You bent over your sink, spitting out the mint foam, rinsing your mouth with warm water. You rose your eyes a little and froze - your reflection was standing still, looking down at you. Your chest swell with tacky feeling of horror, quickly spreading all over your body, numbing your limbs

It was a week after that incident, and everything was just like before - absolutely nothing strange or suspicious. Maybe it was just a hallucination? You were so tired from work that evening, and maybe your imagination went kinda too far?

You already forgot about that strange thing, but a few days after you started noticing that your belongings started to disappear, and then you found them in places you just couldn’t leave them at

The next time this happened at night. You woke up in the middle of the night because the arm, you were laying on, started to become numb. Y/n turned to the other side and opened eyes a little, and your sight caught a big mirror, that were standing in front of your bed. Not a mirror attracted your attention, but the male figure, reflecting in it

Since then, Y/n started to notice that every reflection in every surface is not like it’s supposed to be. The mirror Y/n don’t even try to act like actual you, and just silently watches your every move. A little later your reflection stopped even look like you, appearing in every luster surface and following you everywhere. Changing your apartment didn’t help and only seemed to make everything even worse

It was your day off, and you decided to spend it at home, hoping that today will be one of those rare occasions when this thing doesn’t touch you. Everything was okay, you woke up by yourself, not by the strange noise coming from other rooms, made yourself a breakfast, and it was just... normal? But the feeling of worry didn’t want to leave you - something was definitely wrong. You looked out your window - everything was just like always but... streets were empty. No people, no birds, no cats or dogs - literally no one, but you

You heard the door of the bathroom opening, a handsome long-haired man showed up, smirking up at you. You opened your mouth, utterly dumbstruck, not knowing what to say or to do, staring at the man in front of you. How the hell did he get inside? “Oh, I see that you like this form, don’t you?” His tantalizing tone got you out of shock, resuming an ability to talk

“Who are you? How did you get into my house? If you’re not gonna leave now, I’ll call the poli-“ - young male didn’t let you finish, harshly interrupting you. “And? And what? Yeah, go on, call the police! But will they come? Will they help you?” A cruel smile appeared on his face, growing wider and wider as he saw how desperate you became

“See, this is my world, I’m a god here, I rule everything here! And there’s no one but us here. No one’s gonna help you, Y/n. Now, you belong to me. Only I can decide what to do with you, stupid mortal”

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[tenthgrove]

Can I please have yandere la squadra with a darling who’s constantly on “how to beat” video levels of contrived escapes, lying, and mind games… which probably would have been useful if the yanderes didn’t already know darling watchs them obsessively.

TLDR darling is the person who’s like “I would SO survive being kidnapped” and how the members of la squadra react. Can be poly or not, up to you! :3

Formaggio is a relatively easy yandere to escape from. To be honest, the biggest risk to this kind of darling from him is that they’re going to overprepare and get caught because of that. Imagine how much of a schmuck you’ll feel realising the front door wasn’t locked after Formaggio finds the makeshift blowtorch you were planning to use to make a copy of the key. Still, he isn’t one for big punishments for escaping so you’ll probably be fine. He doesn’t mind having to drag you back every few days.

Illuso by contrast, is almost impossible to escape from because of the mirror world. Nonetheless, he would get an incredible rise from a darling with the guts to try and outsmart him, and ironically that might become your best chance of escaping if you can manipulate him with it. Just make sure if you get caught, you get caught quickly, because if you got away from him for long enough to give you a fright, he’s not going to listen to your tricks again.

Prosciutto does not have much tolerance for escapist darlings but he can admit one witty enough to get creative with it. He isn’t afraid to lock you away for long periods of time if it’s the only way to stop you running, because good luck smarting your way out of a bed inside a cage. But annoyed as he seems, trying to run only strengthens his love for you, because it affirms to him how strong you really are.

Pesci is a bit of a wild card. Depending on how he’s feeling in the moment he could be the easiest or hardest to slip away from. But regardless, if you do make it out he’s only gonna be feeling one thing- hurt. He’s not mad but he’s so deeply wounded that you’d try to get away from him. He doesn’t even like you calling this a kidnapping. You don’t really see him as just a kidnapper do you?

Melone is another perfect match for this kind of darling. His security is tight but not impassable, similar to Illuso. A smart enough darling could fashion a way out, with enough patience. Despite the effort he put into preventing this, Melone is not angered by your repeated attempts to escape. He finds it fascinating, and will document the outcome of each attempt with great curiosity.

Ghiaccio does NOT want to deal with this. Christ, don’t you know how much he hates any talk of being without you? Stop talking about leaving so much! If Ghiaccio feels too threatened by your impending escape he’s just going to tie you up, call in sick to Risotto and watch you constantly until he calms down again. Your best bet with him is to keep your survival knowledge to yourself and play docile until he relaxes.

Risotto can appreciate your effort in learning to protect yourself, but he isn’t having it. Metallica gives Risotto some very unique options and although he despises restraining you, if he has to he’ll just make handcuffs that don’t have a key. Want them to come off? Better make sure you’re within range of his stand to remove them for you. Sometimes though, he starts conversations with you about hypothetical situations you might escape in. He does admire your resourcefulness.

If Sorbet and Gelato are your yanderes, oh you poor idiot. These two are the masters of survival skills and can anticipate your every move. Even if you’re able to manipulate Gelato into accidentally giving you an opening, Sorbet will see right through you. If you do figure a way out, assume it’s a trap. Love you as they might, the look on your face as you realise you’ve walked right into their plan is too priceless to miss.