#polyhells

[petyritonel]

I cast Chain Kiss<3!

[piratespencil]

Ok I can't stop thinking about Chetney and Fearne and Ashton's dynamic.

Chetney and Fearne have canonically fucked (in a threesome!) and have their whole ongoing flirtation thing. Ashton and Fearne clearly like each other and at this point Fearne has told Chetney that she thinks she might have feelings for Ashton, and Chetney was not at all bothered by this. In fact, despite everything that was going on with Ashton in ep 78, Chetney's reaction to this was straight up to say that he really likes Ashton too! And Chetney has, canonically, offered his "sexual healing" services to Ashton. And Ashton's constant needling of Chetney is not not flirty.

Anyways what I'm saying is that every day we get one step closer to Chetney/Fearne/Ashton and I'm living for it.

[vigilante-apologist]

Chetney: This is my girlfriend Fearne and her girlfriends Imogen and Laudna and our partner Ashton and his and Fearne’s boyfriend Orym and Orym and Fearne’s boyfriend Dorian and our friend FCG and their partner FRIDA

Also there’s these two buff lesbians that propositioned Imogen and Laudna but they’re not really part of the group

[maluspumilaa]

hello yes this is a valentines day post. no it is not on time. anyways. enjoy me exposing my multishipping ass w southerngothic imogearne and witherbloom

[cynntastic]

Ashley Johnson is single handedly fighting for PolyHells every day of her life and I love her for it

[allmyshipsarequeer]

Shipper brain go brrr

[overnighttosunflowers]

my ideal postcanon polyhells arrangement is that Imodna are married, and Fearne is their friend not their girlfriend but every now and then she goes out on a date with them and then sleeps over (spicy edition), and that Ashton IS her boyfriend and they’re in love but not exclusive or in a particularly traditional-looking romance, but the place she actually crashes the most often is at Orym and Dorian’s, and also every now and then she sleeps with Chet for fun (especially if Deanna is also around)

[haorev]

Orym and his partners Dorian and Ashton and Ashton’s girlfriends Fearne and Laudna and Fearne’s sugar daddy(?) Chetney and Laudna’s (and Fearne’s lbr) girlfriend Imogen

[vex-leth]

If campaign 3 doesn't end in polyamory, I won't be satisfied

[nd43polyneins]

Last night's ep spoilers

A recap as I remember it:

Bells hells: I can't believe Matthew Mercer won't let us Orgy our way out of this one

Matt:... you rolled... so many ones...

Bells hells: clearly Matt is AGAINST OUR LOVE and is REFUSING TO LET US DO THIS.

Matt: I let you guys try, you're the ones who failed.

Bells hells: WOE. WOE ON MATT FOR DENYING US OUR ORGY

Matt: I LET YOU IDIOTS DO SO MUCH.

[kinkymjolnir]

after the new episode i just don't know who to write my next fanfiction about

[piratespencil]

I love that every single time Bell’s Hells have to decide how many rooms they’re getting/who’s bunking with who, they all just get really confused and end up getting too many rooms and then just sort of implying that they’re all in the same room.

Just admit that you all wanna have one big cuddle pile every night guys.

[brenhotapplepies]

Man, polyhells is really taking off this episode.

[maluspumilaa]

this is so messy but i just found the marker brush and went ham

[densitywell]

okay so like Fearne and Chetney had a threesome with Chetney's ex Deanna in some haunted woods, and then Chetney offered up an open invitation for some "sexual healing" to anyone in the group, but like especially Orym and Ashton, and like, especially Ashton, who was kind of actually considering it. which is funny bc Ashton also has this flirtation with Fearne, and they just held hands naked in lava, which freaked Orym out because Orym and Fearne are best friends, and also he and Ashton have this emotional support rock, narrative parallels thing going on. Ashton has a similar thing with Laudna, but with significantly more bitching and significantly less intricate rituals and blatant ogling. and Laudna is very much shacked up with Imogen regardless, and if they were to open up their relationship to anyone it would absolutely be Fearne, who will probably ask them the second she finds out they're together, bc the only one they've actually told is Chetney, who is probably not Orym's dad but may be Orym's dad. which is a little weird, given that before this was suggested Chetney had sexually propositioned Orym multiple times, and Orym wasn't not interested, but this is somehow not the first time basically this exact thing has happened on this show. Fearne and Chetney tried to sleep with Orym's mom. FCG is also here. and actually got laid before any of these people, with FRIDA, who, funnily enough, is Deanna's best friend-

[allmyshipsarequeer]

Chetney: This is my girlfriend Fearne, and her partner Ashton, and Ashton's boyfriend Orym, and Orym's boyfriend Dorian who's also dating Fearne.

Fearne: And I'm dating Laudna and Imogen who are also dating each other.

Random waiter at A Taste of Taldorei: I just asked whether you guys wanted a booth or a table...