#poor ducky boy

[dewdropdinosaur]

Baby Don't Hurt Me

LUCIFER X M READER

Summary: You and Lucifer were never really a labeled thing until when your very life is at stake, does the King of Hell truly take into account his feelings.

Warnings: PG-13 for implied sex, sexual language, vulgar language.

For the lovely @pixie-skull

REQUESTS OPEN!

In the dark and tumultuous realm of Hell, a sinister yet charismatic figure ruled supreme. Lucifer Morningstar, the embodiment of rebellion, carried himself with a confidence that belied the chaos of his kingdom. At least that is what it looked like to his subjects. Among the twisted landscapes and restless souls, there was one being who managed to capture Lucifer’s true self like no other—Y/N.

Their relationship was an enigma, even to them. Late nights were spent in shadowed alcoves, hidden from the prying eyes of Hell’s denizens. Whispers and stolen glances became their secret language. The thrill of sneaking around, of keeping their connection hidden, added a dangerous allure to their meetings. In the privacy of Lucifer's opulent chambers, they would share moments of passion, both knowing but never saying that there was something more between them.

Neither of them dared to label what they had. It was easier that way. For Lucifer, admitting to love was a vulnerability he couldn’t afford, especially not after Lillith and just getting Charlie back in his life. Y/N, strong and independent, valued their freedom and feared the chains that love might bring in a place like Hell. They reveled in the attention from Lucifer but to admit true feelings might do more harm than good in Hell, especially with all the people who love to take advantage of others. Both men and women alike had only used them so why wouldn't the King of Hell himself, Y/N was convinced, only use them too?

Ye even as the war of love raged on, the forces of Heaven prepared their assault, and Hell and the Hazbin Hotel braced for the inevitable clash. The day of the battle arrived with a ferocity that shook Hell to its core. Angels descended with blinding light and righteous fury, led by the vengeful Adam, Heaven’s warrior. The air was thick with the sounds of clashing weapons and the cries of the damned and divine.

In the midst of the chaos, Lucifer fought, albeit a little late to the party, with a fury born of centuries of defiance. His eyes constantly darted around the battlefield, always finding their way back to Y/N. 

Standing utop the roof, sword glinting in the light of the battlefield, Y/N stood guarding a fallen Charlie. 

“I would suggest you back the fuck up, Adam.”

“Awww, isn’t this cute, the little lover wants to save Luci's little girl.”

“The closest you get to brainstorming insults Adam is a light drizzle.”

“BITCH!”

Slicing his guitar towards Y/N, they met it with a block. Both parties slashed through the air, perry and block one after the other. Sweat poured down Y/N’s face, their short hair sticking to their face. he moonlight cast a silver sheen over their blades, creating an almost ethereal glow as the two adversaries faced off.

Adam's eyes narrowed, a sinister smile playing on his lips. "You really think you can stop me, Y/N?" he taunted, his voice dripping with contempt.

Y/N tightened their grip on their sword, the weight of the steel comforting in their hand. "I won't let you hurt them," they replied, their voice steady despite the adrenaline coursing through their veins.

Without another word, Adam lunged forward, his blade slicing through the air with deadly precision. Y/N parried the blow, the clash of metal ringing out like a thunderclap. Sparks flew as their swords met, the force of the impact sending vibrations up Y/N's arm.

Adam was relentless, his attacks coming fast and furious. Y/N matched him blow for blow, their movements fluid and precise. The two danced a deadly ballet, their swords weaving intricate patterns in the air.

"Impressive," Adam sneered, his eyes glinting with malice. "But you're only delaying the inevitable."

Y/N didn't respond, their focus razor-sharp. They could feel the strain in their muscles, the burn of exertion, but they pushed it aside. They couldn't afford to lose focus, not now.

With a sudden burst of speed, Adam feinted to the left and then swung his blade towards Y/N's side. Y/N barely had time to react, twisting their body just in time to avoid a fatal blow. Pain lanced through their side as the tip of Adam's sword grazed their skin, but they gritted their teeth and pressed on.

Using the momentum, Y/N counterattacked, their sword arcing towards Adam's chest. Adam deflected the strike, but Y/N was relentless. They pressed forward, their attacks becoming more aggressive, each swing fueled by their determination to protect Lucifer and Charlie.

For a moment, it seemed like Y/N had the upper hand. Their blade cut through the air with precision, forcing Adam to stay on the defensive. But Adam was cunning, his eyes never leaving Y/N's. He saw an opening, a split-second lapse in Y/N's defense, and he took it.

With a swift, brutal strike, Adam knocked Y/N's sword from their hand. The weapon clattered to the ground, and Y/N stumbled back, breathless. Adam advanced, his sword raised for the final blow.

“Go ahead and cry to your boyfriend, he isn’t here. I will enjoy destroying you, sinner.”

Watching this all unfold, Lucifer's heart clenched—a sensation he hadn’t felt in eons. With a roar that echoed across the battlefield, he unleashed his full power, tearing through the ranks of angels to reach Y/N. He arrived just as Adam’s sword plunged into Y/N’s side, a scream of agony ripping from their lips.

Lucifer’s vision turned red. In a blur of motion, he struck Adam with a force that sent the angel sprawling. Adam, now unconscious under a pile of rubble, laid motionless. 

Rushing back to the roof, Lucifer knelt beside Y/N, cradling them in his arms, the world around him forgotten. Blood seeped from the wound, and Y/N’s breaths came in ragged gasps.

“Stay with me,” Lucifer commanded, his voice breaking in a way it never had before. “You can’t leave me, not now.”

Y/N’s eyes fluttered open, a weak smile playing on their lips. “I’m not going anywhere, you stubborn devil.”

Lucifer felt the sting of tears. He pressed his forehead against Y/N’s, a silent plea for them to hold on. As the battle raged around them, he realized the depth of his feelings. This was more than a fleeting connection, more than a casual fling. This was love, raw and undeniable. This man had given him love, passion, kindness, heck even tried to save his own daughter.

“I…I think I love you,” he whispered, the words heavy with the weight of a thousand unspoken emotions.

Y/N reached up, cupping his cheek. “I know. I love you too.”

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“Lucifer, for Heaven’s sake, it will heal on its own!”

“I know ducky, but please….just let me look at it!”

“No you worried devil, I will be okay!”

Letting out a light chuckle, Y/N laid in Lucifer’s plush bed, surrounded by bandages and pillows. While Lucifer’s concern over his new found love was touching, the constant mothering was a tad annoying but mostly endearing. 

“Promise, me ducky?”

“I promise, Puggle, now come cuddle with me!” 

With a grin, Lucifer plopped into the bed with Y/N, burying his head into their shoulder. After a moment of silence, Lucifer shifted…and then shifted again.

“Yes, platypus?”

“Um…”

“You wanna make out yes?”

“....only if you are okay with that?”

“Darling, if I ever say no to that question there is a gun in my top dresser drawer. Shoot me with it.” 

Stealing his lips into a searing kiss, Y/N tangled their hands into Lucifer’s hair. Rolling ontop of Lucifer, Y/N kept kissing him with fevor. A thousand past kisses didn’t compare to the fiery nature of this single one, it felt like even their fingertips deliciously burned at each other’s touch. Popping the buttons off one by one of Lucifer silk shirt and then removing his own, the dance of tongue and teeth continued. Nips, soft bites, and moans eoched around the spacesou bed room. Tilting his knee up, Lucifer ground his leg into Y/N’s crotch. Lewdness sprung forth from their mouth as they clamped down onto Lucifer’s shoulder. 

Outside the doorway, however, was a very concerned Charlie who had been hearing the commotion and was worried about the injured state of Y/N. Softly pushing the door open and immediately regretting her decision, Charlie stood dumbstruck. 

“Fuck, just like that Luci, mhmmm….so close.”

“Ducky, come on, come for me!”

“DAD?!”

The scene came to a halt! Caught in a rather…precarious position, Lucifer and Y/N stopped their movements. Throwing the covers swiftlyt over them as Charlie shielded her eyes, all parties stared at each other. 

“Eh….Charlie…”

“I’ll knock next time I am so sorry, I was just so worried about Y/N and you and the fight and—”

“Charlie! Its okay. Luci…I guess this is a good a time as any….Charlie dear your father and I are dating—”

“FINALLY!!”

[scoutswritingcorner]

Little Shit

Alastor x GN! Reader

A/N: A little something while I work on requests! And Since y’all loved the silly little domestic imagine, here is another! PURELY PLATONIC. Alastor does refer to you as “Little Mouse”

TW:NONE-

Now Alastor loves you (as much as psychopathic cannibalistic serial killer can) but he’s also a little shit. He’s just a silly little creature! 

If you trust him (first mistake) enough or you're on really really good terms with him and decide to tell him your deepest darkest fear (second mistake) oh boy, have fun. Now obviously he’s gonna fucking torture you, he gets a good laugh out of it but if it’s actually like causing you to freak out or physically hurt yourself. He’ll chill out big time. But he will still sometimes scare you. He’s sadistic. You signed up for this.

Like- you have a fear of heights? He’s picking your ass up and putting you on the highest part of the hotel. Don’t worry, he’ll catch you if you fall :). But if you scream at him enough he’ll begrudgingly get you down and bring you to your favorite store/ ice cream shop as an apology! You don’t have to accept the apology because he honestly doesn’t care but he’ll actually apologize to you with a side hug and all!

He also likes to watch you all the time, he has a staring problem AND he’s trying to understand what makes you tick the most. Don’t forget the constant tapping you with his cane, he will do it. Don’t try to threaten him, it makes him do it more. He’s an annoying little brat. You could be talking with a random guest or Charlie and he’ll pop up behind you to tap you on the head with his cane and turn away like he didn’t just do it.

Say you have a crush on someone and tell Alastor, he’ll make it his mission to try and embarrass your ass. Just, “Did you know, my little mouse here, takes a bath with rubber duckies.”  (you do not. He’s pulling shit out of his ass by now). Don’t be afraid to snatch him by his ear and chew him out! You’re the only one who can do this! He’ll do it back so be wise on how hard you tug his poor ear.

Oh boy, if you have a crush on someone in the hotel or even Lucifer. He’s ramping it up and will not stop until you’re red faced and hitting his chest. If you have a crush on Lucifer, he’s lecturing you. No ifs ands or buts, he’s pulling that card. “You can not be serious, Little Mouse. The short one? Look at how well he’s run things-” 

He will pull pranks on you, small things that you won’t look twice at until it happens. Like tuning your alarms to 3am instead of the normal time you wake up. Moving something an inch from where it was so you either trip or stub your toe. Or maybe put salt into your coffee instead of sugar. Who knows. He does.

Once again, he will wrestle and play with you (NOT LIKE THAT YA NASTIES) and he will not be gentle unless you tell him to be. You will end up with bumps, bruises, bites and somehow a cut on your arm. He will also trip you himself so he can catch you, nothing romantic like. I mean he will snag you by the back of your shirt before you're an inch from the ground. Don’t try, he'll evade your attempts.

Will make your food really really spicy and then hide all the milk and ice cream until you beg him. You’re in tears and drooling about to drink all the creamer in the fridge before a gallon of milk appears in front of you as Alastor goes back to serving everyone else NORMAL food.

A/N: Older sibling vibes. Don't let him fool you, he was destined to be an older sibling.

[princekeerys]

Soft Lucifer idea for you! :)

He's feeling insecure and is afraid his lover will leave him like Lilith. Loving comforts and assurances? ♡

can lillith fight cuz i will

as stated in the show, lucifer has depression. and with depression can come loneliness. and poor luci has been all alone since lillith left him so his little heart is probably in a bunch of tiny pieces (and he’s making lil duckies to cope. he’s so cute omg).

but all of that changes when he meets you. too perfect and ethereal to be in hell, so sweet and delicate like you were hand crafted by heaven itself, you. and oh boy, does he fall. and so do you.

but of course he’s got trauma from his ex (?) wife leaving him. and the one question that goes through your mind is “how could anybody leave him?”

he’s lucfier, for hell’s sake. the king of hell himself. and god, he’s so sweet and handsome and gentle. it’s like holding a tiny lamb in the palm of your hand.

he’s always asking for reassurance, asking if he’s enough for you to make you stay. always asking if he’s worth your while.

and with a gentle kiss to his lips, and his face in your gentle hands as you look into those mesmerizing eyes of his (allowing yourself to get fully lost in them) you tell him,

“lucifer, you’ll always be enough for me. even more so. i’ll never leave you in the dark, my love”

and he replies; “sweetheart, you’re my night light in all the darkness”

[luc1fersducky]

Lucifer Morningstar with an autistic reader (GN)

a/n: hai 🫶 keeping you all fed while i write some smutty smut for you horny little sinners 🫣 but honestly i may just be self projecting here cos my autism is quite an important thing in my life

~ SO.. we all heard the news of this man being canonically autistic, right..? we all saw viv confirm it?

so like... hear me out.. his new partner being autistic does just fall hand in hand because youre both just so understanding of each other.. and imagine if his partner hasn't been understood enough 🥹 our boy is straight on the case!

~ TEXTURES ARE SUCH A BIG DEBATE IN THIS HOUSE. like, you found a blanket in the store thats not only weighted, but this beautiful red colour and such a soft texture, and you FREAKED OUT over it. immediately running to show him with a massive smile on your face and jumping about so eagerly to show him.

While he's offended at first that he can't keep you wrapped up in his wings (this is a topic we'll discuss later in this.), he's heading STRAIGHT to but it for you.

There's a texture either of you don't like? it's gone within hours. Carpet's rubbing along your feet as you walk in all the wrong ways? you bet he's calling somebody to replace it with a more suitable texture.

~ THIS ALSO GOES FOR FOODS. as an autistic person with safe foods, i will 100% NOT be happy if im out of my safe food on a bad day.

So when you're having dinner, for example, and a particular food's got that metally taste that you just can't stand, he can tell simply by the look of discomfort

so he's INSTANTLY getting those safe foods on standby, distracting you as best as he can from the icky parts. poor baby's got to make sure his angel's not going through all of this alone like he most likely has for years :(

(one of his safe foods is 100% pancakes, not up for debate. like this is made for breakfast ON THE DAILY, or a midnight snack after a meltdown)

~ speaking of meltdowns, this sweetheart is a star with them.. whether it be a sensory overload, or an emotion going into overdrive. he's clueless at first sometimes, he can't help that he was half asleep!!

but once he's given it a minute of prolonged eye contact, he's very quickly spotted the signs. He's getting all the comfort objects and foods you can think off, and if the wings comfort you; you're 100% getting wrapped in them like a wing burrito!

If it was the noises possibly overwhelming you, I can imagine that the wings would DEFINITELY be an excellent alternative for ear defenders as well as a comfort object, the fluff easily relaxing you.

and if you struggle to sleep after said meltdown, he's softly lulling you to sleep with sweet little whisper songs, as to not overwhelm you with the noises more (even with the wings). what a gentle boy he is 🥹🫶

~ MY FAVOURITE PART. THE SPECIAL INTERESTS. have you seen this man?? those ducks are 100% his, and he is 100% going on rant after rant about them

and you are 100% more than happy listening to him as he drags you into the interest too (MUTUAL SPECIAL INTEREST YES.)

but if you have a singular special interest, he is going to sit there and put every little thing into it as much as he can!!! upset? hes bought you little merch for it. rambling on about how he'd enjoy it too and should watch it? he's booked out a whole day to watch it with you, all snuggled up.

~~~

might do a part 2 u never know

ducky signing out!! 🍎

[thedevilrisen]

Oooh can we get Luke meeting the penguins like when we picks her up for a date at the beginning of their relationship?

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Hi Ducky Anon!

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Sure! have started the Hughes au started, her name is Scottlin.

"Are you sure I look okay?" Nova had asked, smoothing her hands over the long, cotton dress she chose for her and Luke's lunch date.

"Honey, you look fine." Sid had reassured her.

A subtle knock on the locker room door and every man inside was stopping whatever they were doing and facing it. Nova rolled her eyes, grabbed her purse and tried to quickly escape the locker room. Not quick enough though. Tristan Jarry had beaten her and open the door.

"Are you Nova's boyfriend?" he had asked, very bluntly.

"Yes, I am?" Luke had said very confused, "Can I see her?"

Tristan opened the door, presenting Luke, standing with a bunch of flowers outside the locker room. The poor boy was terrified, 20 odd hockey players were standing looking at him. All of a sudden 10 different questions were thrown at him at once.

"Who are you?"

"You treat her right?"

"What are your intentions?"

"Do you love your mother?"

Nova awkwardly ran to Luke in her heels. "Hi, we need to leave."

"Do you eat pineapple on pizza?!"

The two of them made a run for it, hindered by Nova's heels. The questions chased them.

"Do you think the earth is flat?!"

"This is ridiculous!" Luke had exclaimed, wanting to get as far away from the crazy as possible he had scooped Nova up bridal style and booked it to his car.

[glyhpsrfvckincol]

Random owlhouse hc idea fo you

Reader barely gets called their actual name and is called a nickname to the point no one really know their name til someone asks if their name is actually the nickname and reader is like “ ha no”

My main thing is their nickname is a animal Mabye because their palismen is it

Nicknames || The Owl House

Synopsis - Various TOH characters asking if your nickname, which corresponds to your Palismen, is your real name.

Warnings - Many references.

Okay, side note.

My Palismen, he’s a frog with axolotl gills. 100% contemplating if I should add a shark fin. I don’t know what to colour him yet:(

Anyway-

A/n - If you want a part with the adults, let me know :D

Requests are opened; headcanons only

A list of nicknames corresponding to certain animals:

↳ Ferrets = Ferry (pronounced - fairy), kit

↳ Frogs = Froggy, Froppy, Mcfly, Kermit, Amphibia, Sprigs

↳ Birds = Chickie, Chica, Beaks, Fumikage, Ellie (I dunno know, your palismen might be an eagle), karasu (crow in japanese, according to google), Hedwig

↳ Duck = Ducky, Duckus, Qaucker, Waddles, Snickers

↳ Pig = Mabel, Waddles

↳ Cat = Garfield, Sphynx, Ghoul (corresponds to amity’s Palismen), kitkat, whiskers

↳ Deer = Antler, Specks (some deer have white dots on there fur, and it’s super pretty!), velvet (for when their antlers regrow), Bambi

↳ Spider = Webbs, Charlotte, Fang, Silky

Amity Blight

↳ You got your palismen when you were relatively young. Like 5 or sum-

↳ And your parents had given you a nickname based of your palismen. Cause the both of you are absolutely adorable.

↳ So, basically the only time they used your real name is used when you were in trouble. (Good luck, lol)

↳ Anyway, Amity has known you as N/n for years at this point. You introduced yourself to her as N/n, everyone has always called you N/n, and you even write N/n as your name on tests.

↳ So she had no reason to suspect your name was infact different from what she and everyone else knew it as.

↳ Until you had been called in as a suspect of being involved with the human girl by Belos, where he had written your birth name on the letter you’d been sent.

↳ Amity was shocked. And very confused.

↳ Amity when she read your name on the letter:

↳ So she questioned you.

↳ “N/n, has one of Belos coven scouts messed up who the letter was for?”

↳ You: ”???🤨 no?”

↳ ???

↳ “But, N/n, I’m almost certain your name isn’t Y/n, or did they just mix your name up?”

↳ And now we’ve found the problem.

↳ Amity doesn’t know your real name!!

↳ “Amity, I’ve just realised I’ve never told you my legal name is Y/n.”

↳ “But, you write N/n on where you sign your name, even school work.”

↳ “Oh, right, when my parents put me in Hexside, they were given an option on the paperwork that I would be able to have a preferred name, and they put N/n as the optional option.”

↳ “Oh.”

↳ Amity questions everything now. Mainly things to do with you and Luz.

Edric Blight

↳ He dumb, but it’s okay cause so am I. ✊😔

↳ He thought your Palismen was based off of your name so…

↳ Emira slapped him upside the head.

↳ He felt bad, cause he thought he was the only one who called you that.

↳ “I’m really sorry if you felt offended by me calling you P/n, I just thought they were based off of you.”

↳ :(

↳ Our poor boy 😭😭

↳ “Edric, it’s okay! I kind of told you it was my nickname, so I can’t blame you.”

↳ It’s best to tell him you prefer being called N/n, seeing as he will continue to feel like shit if you don’t.

↳ Now, he will either call you Y/n or N/n, just depends what comes to mind when he is either addressing you or talking to you.

↳ It confuses a lot of people, human and witches alike.

Emira Blight

↳ Asked you after a few days of being your friend.

↳ “So your Palismen, you have a nickname that matches it?”

↳ “Yeah.”

↳ “Cool.”

↳ Will tease you about it though, telling you it’s the cutest thing she’s EVER seen.<3

↳ Fastest to figure it out, everyone else took at least a few weeks.

Gus Porter

↳ Depending on the timeline, and wether you’re a witch, human or some other specie, also impacts how you got your nickname.

↳ Gus learns your name when you and him get put in detention.

↳ Principal Bump has caught you, Luz and Gus sneaking around Hexside, and throws you 3 + Matt into detention.

↳ Detention shrieks your names, before attempting to catch you and lock you in its pods.

↳ Gus is to terrified to question it about right then and there, but he does after Luz is accepted into Hexside.

↳ “Detention called you Y/N. How come?”

↳ “It’s my name??”

↳ *insert little dorky smirk*

↳ Gus just nods, also smiling.

↳ “Both your name and nickname are cool.”

↳ He gives you a fist bump, partly cause your names are awesome, mostly cause surviving detention is not only difficult but equally terrifying and it’s respectable you got out with him and Luz.

↳ Rip Matt.

Hooty

↳ He gives you a nickname within a nickname.

↳ And then forgets your nickname.

↳ But it’s okay cause we love him all the same!

↳ Hooty is always shocked when Luz or Eda call you by your nickname, cause that’s not your name!

↳ Was even more shocked when he learned your name was actually Y/n.

↳ “But I call you H/n (Hooty’s Nickname), and everyone else calls you N/n! How are neither your real name!?”

↳ Ensues him beating the coven scouts harder the next time they try to arrest Eda.

↳ Hooty forgets your name again btw.

↳ Just let him think H/n is your name to avoid maximum chaos.

Hunter Noceda

↳ He meets you during the hunting Palismen episode. You and Luz had been sitting in the little house the bat queen had for the babies so she could have a Palismen.

↳ You had gotten your Palismen the day before along with the rest of your class and Luz gave you several nicknames, trying to figure out which ones would suit you and your baby best.

↳ It took her 20 minutes I shall add.

↳ Anyway- when Hunter came to take the Palismen back to Belos, he heard Luz use your nickname, and just assumed it was your real name.

↳ This dork however, didn’t bother using your ‘name’ and instead called you ‘wild witch’. Any witch associated with the human is known as a wild witch.

↳ Basically up until you’re all in the human realm, Hunter only knows you as N/n, and doesn’t really question you about whatsoever.

↳ Then Luz introduces all of you to Vee and Camila, where she uses your real name.

↳ “And this is Y/n, but we all call them N/n cause it matches their Palismen.”

↳ Hunter just stands there, processing the information.

↳This boy is so clueless, that he asks you about, wanting you to confirm it.

↳ “N/n isn’t your real name like Luz said, right?”

↳ “Yeah, it’s actually Y/n, Luz is the one who gave me the nickname.”

↳ “Oh.”

↳ And then he continues on with his day.

↳ Will use either your nickname or real name, it’s just whatever comes to mind when he talks to you.

King

↳ Met you through Luz, as one of her first friends:D

↳ He just called you a puny mortal. At first at least.

↳ He slowly shifted into calling you N/n, as he got closer to you.

↳ King knew that your name was odd, but he didn’t question it. Mainly cause last time he questioned something, Tinella Nosa appeared.

↳ And with Eda giving you nicknames, as well as Luz, it just confuses him a tad bit more.

↳ King wants to ask you, just to stop being confused.

↳ But he’s shy, and ask Luz for help.

↳ “Conejito, what was the inspiration behind N/n?”

↳ king is just sitting on her shoulder.

↳ “P/n. When I first got them, my dad just started calling me N/n. I guess everyone caught on cause no one calls me Y/n anymore.”

↳ King: 😲

↳ King just stares into your soul. He didn’t actually think N/n wasn’t you’re real name, just thought it was an odd name.

↳ For a little after this, he’ll switch between your names, sounding very unsure whenever he says it, u til it just becomes natural again.

Luz Noceda

↳ Eda definitely gave you the nickname.

↳ Eda’s probs given you near to a few 100 by now.

↳ So Luz knew you as N/n.

↳ Because that’s how Eda introduced you to Luz.

↳ Luz found out what your real name was when Gus used it to greet you back in “I Was a Teenage Abomination.”

↳ “Wait, is N/n just another one of Eda’s nicknames?!? 😱

↳ You: 😊

↳ You just smile innocently at her, like Dustin Henderson when he was 12-

↳ Luz just questions life. Forever. Will give you her own nickname.

Matt Tholomule

↳ He got so annoyed when he found out. Like how dare you >:(

↳ Only he was supposed to lie about his name.

↳ “Neither of us lied though? You have everyone call you by your full name and I just had a nickname related to my Palismen.”

↳ But he don’t listen to reason. He a petty bitch-

↳ Matt found out via Steve.

↳ Let’s set the scene.

↳ You and Matt, hanging out, and it just so happens to be Steve’s off day.

↳ He walks past Matt’s room as the two of you are arguing over what a humans favourite food is.

↳ He thinks it’s normal for humans to eat actual eggs. As in the shells.

↳ You’re probably friends with Luz, which means it’s more than likely come up in conversation when you’ve offered her food.

↳ “Ohhhh, you’re Shiba’s nibling, Y/n, right?”

↳ “Huh? That’s not her name Dumbass! Now get out!”

↳ “I’m not in your room though, I’m standing outside it.” 😌😌

↳ Which lead to a conversation about you lying to him.

↳ As if HE didn’t lie either.

↳ “Matt, shut up, and stop telling people your first name is Mattholomule, you sound dumb.”

↳ “Hypocrite.”



The Collector

↳ He never asked your name. Just called you play date, or best friend.

↳ Doesn’t even fathom the idea of you having your own name besides the one he gave you.

↳ Until King accidentally used your birth name.

↳ King knew you from adventures he had with Luz, seeing as you were his friend too.

↳ You just got unlucky, and got very stuck in the demon realm.

↳ Yes, you’re forced to call her ‘mom Odalia’-

↳ And when Collector found out, he was so confused.

↳ Like ??? What do you mean the name I gave you isn’t your real name?? You’re so mean! :(

↳ How dare you! >:(

Vee Noceda

↳ She figured it out on her own. (Cause she smart🤓)

↳ When she first met you, she also met your Palismen.

↳ “You and your Palismen match really well!”

↳ Yes, that is how she starts the conversation, give out baby a break >:(

↳ Vee is smiling at you, rubbing her hands and is swinging back and forth on her feet.

↳ “Uh, yeah! P/n really cool! They can do this thing! It’s-“

↳ And your dorkly explain every cool thing your Palismen can do!

↳ “That’s epic! It’s also really cool you’re nickname matches them!”

↳ God bless you a-dork-able nerds!

Willow Park

↳ Willow suspected NOTHIN’.

↳ Just thought it was a coincidence or that your Palismen was passed down to you! This depends on the timeline.

↳ For a very long time, she knew you as N/n.

↳ But when you, her, Gus and Luz get called to principal Bumps office, that changed quickly.

↳ “Y/N, I taught your parents, I know they wouldn’t approve of this behaviour.”

↳ You may or may not have set fire to one of the school rooms…

↳ Y/n?? Huh?

↳ Since the 4 of you were being lectured, Willow made sure to ask you later.

↳ “Uh N/n, do you have another name? Cause I’m principal Bumps office he called you… something else.”

↳ She forget what Principal Bump addressed you as, but that was fine!

↳ “Oh! Yeah, my legal name is Y/n. Boscha started calling me N/n in a teasing way but others thought it was meant to be affectionately and also started calling me that. It’s a cute nickname so I don’t mind.”

↳ “Oh… are you comfortable with me calling you N/n?”

↳ My sweet baby!

↳

[starsandhughes]

Penalty Box Series— Trevor Zegras Edition (Eight)

23-24 Season Masterlist

previous: seven

next: nine

this is so short i’m sorry! i’m still playing catch up

NOVEMBER 1, 2023

yourusername

liked by tterry19, trevorzegras, and 19,723 others

yourusername welcome back to my postgame penalty box update show: my boyfriend might be moving into the penalty box edition!

after sitting for part of leason's penalty in the first (because my mans is the default criminal), trevor got his own penalty bestowed to him for slashing travis dermott in the third! my poor baby didn't even know he did it :( but alas, he did the crime, and he did the time

scared of watching a game loss? never fear! the duckies are here! my boys got their fifth straight win tonight in overtime against the coyotes! the best part about this? MY DAD, TROY TERRY, SCORED HIS SECOND CAREER HAT TRICK TONIGHT! it was completed in overtime where he scored the game winning goal after scoring the first two, and he's the first duck EVER to score a hat trick in overtime! i’m so proud of you, dad! i love you! @/tterry19

AND FRANKIE! FRANKIE TANKIE! THANK YOU FOR FIGHTING! YOU SINGLE HANDEDLY BECAME MY GOD FOR THE NIGHT! MWAH! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! STAY CRAZY!

and to my sweet boy, i'm sorry you've got a pointless drought, but you're playing great! it's the beginning of the season, you'll pop off soon enough! i love you, always🧡

p.s. LEO, MY SON! YOU BROUGHT US INTO OVERTIME AND I'M SO PROUD OF YOU FOR THAT! I LOVE YOU!

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user7 okay but that fight was hot as fuck and suddenly... i’m on my knees for vatrano

user33 DEFAULT CRIMINAL HA

_quinnhughes how does it feel to be below me on the penalty totem pole, zegras?

trevorzegras you're at two games

_quinnhughes and you have 8 penalty minutes 10 games into the season

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user39 i need to know what vatrano and durzi were saying to get z's jaw to drop

jamie.drysdale our boy is trying to defenseman that's why he's not rallying up those points obviously

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jamie.drysdale psa to everyone: she bit me back and whacked me

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masonmctavish23 i gotta stop hanging out with you three after games

yourusername @/masonmctavish23 but then you'd be lame

jamie.drysdale @/masonmctavish23 don't be lame

masonmctavish23 is this a cult? it feel like a cult

trevorzegras @/masonmctavish probably

user20 the ducks: ceo of comebacks this season

leocarlssoon i love you, too, mom! i scored just for you!

yourusername you're such a good son🧡

trevorzegras it wasn't for... ya know... the team?

yourusername @/trevorzegras not everything is about you, trevor

leocarlssoon @/trevorzegras shhh what she doesn't know won't hurt her

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jackhughes @/trevorzegras unimportant

lhughes_06 @/jackhughes we used to call her scary sissy

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user44 sissy is feeling a lil ratty tonight i see

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trevorzegras @/yourusername i can't believe you're hoeing stromer like this

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[littleracha]

Hello hello hellooo i hope your lunch is going well!!!♡♡♡♡

I always love your headcanons and all your works so much and today i was thinking of daddy! Chan's little one that loves to go to daddy whenever anything happens because daddy should know about everyyythinggg

Like even if they can perfectly handle the situation they still like to tell him about it, spilling water on their clothes mistakenly and changing on their own easily but still telling daddy because he needs to know you are a big girl/ boy too and deserve praises for it!!

And maybe how daddy! Chan sulks when his little one stops telling him about their day or lessens it due to one or the other reason so his very strong caregiver headspace makes sure his little love is feeling all loved and protected and coaxes them lovingly and gently out of whatever bothers them, even if its something daddy did and all's good ♡♡

Haha sorry for making this too long!! Hope it won't be a bother

Xoxo 💌💌

This was amazing duckie!!

It will never be a bother!

This idea is so cute!

When you are in person you practically RUN to his office to tell him.

"Daddy! I spilled my juice"

"Oh no sweetie, where---"

"BUT I CLEANED IT ALL UP!"

"You did?!?! Well I think that calls for some cuddles!"

If he is at work, you are blowing up his phone

-To: Daddy 🐺

'Guess what happened today?'

-From: Daddy 🐺

'What happened little cub?'

-To: Daddy 🐺

'I was cleaning up my toys, and I slipped and I fell and I hurt my knee'

-From: Daddy 🐺

'My poor little one! Daddy was so sorry he wasn't home to help you. How is you knee baby?'

-To: Daddy 🐺

'It Otay. It hurt bad at first but I was a big kid and kept going!'

From: Daddy 🐺

'Just like daddy taught you, good job cubbie! Daddy is sending kisses through the phone. He will pick you up something extra special for being so brave'

But then the lessons and reminders just stopped...

Chan had no clue why. He would come into the bedroom and you would be in an entirely new outfit. Once questioned you explained you had spilled some water on yourself. He never had to ask...you always told him

We're you not needing your daddy anymore? Did you mean it when you said you were a big kid now? Did he lose his baby?

Chan's caregiver headspace went crazy. He knew it was probably overwhelming but he needed to prove that he was still useful. He cleaned up after you, changed you, cooked for you, and so much more. You couldn't even put a sock on without him stopping to do it for you.

Then came the questions. Every second of every day Chan was asking you questions. What did you do today? Did anything happen? Are you okay? Are you sure your okay? Are you sure you are sure you are okay?

Finally it became all too much! You knew daddy liked communication so you did just that.

"Daddy, can we talk?"

His heart raced and he couldn't read your expression.

"Always cubbie, what is on your mind little one?"

"Why is daddy weird?"

Okay he had to laugh at that

"What do you mean, baby?"

"Daddy is doing everything! And asking questions! Am I bad? Can I not be...umm what's the word...do you not think I can do it?"

And then his racing heart broke

"No no no! Baby that's not it. Daddy trusts you so much! He always believes in you. Daddy noticed his baby wasn't coming to him anymore and he didn't want to lose his little one. Daddy was being selfish honey. Do you know what that means?"

"Daddy isn't shell fish. I don't want to bother daddy..."

"Why would you think you were bothering me little one?"

"Becuz I hear you talk with uncle Han bout how you keep getting dis..dis..bothered when writing"

"Oh love, that was never you. It would never be you. Your uncles keep distracting daddy. You are never a distraction"

"Promise?"

"Promise."

"Want to hear what I did today!"

"Always, little one"

(Unedited)

[tf2-oneshots]

quick fix, medics doves have a bird bath with those really small rubber ducks that are like 1 inch tall. it’s a variety of different little ducks from germany tho, like souvenirs.

scout and medic watch the doves splash in the water occasionally while medic tells scout about how he got each duck.

That’s adorable 🥺

Warnings: none!

Rating: General

A bucket of warm water is poured into a custom birdbath made of stone. Said water is the filtered kind from the fridge. Tap is too harsh on the feathers, as Medic would say. Several rubber duckies, half the size of Scout’s thumb, are placed into the water. Each one unique with either a cute design or an outfit. Scout then removes his bandages, tucking the rolled fabric into his pockets.

“Here come the birdies! Archimedes, no slapping.” Medic warns his eldest bird as a small flock arrive to the bath. Thankfully, the dove keeps his wings to himself as they dip their feet into the water. Scout chuckles, carefully making a pool of water with his hands and going under Socrates’ wings. Lord knows he needs an extra hand in that spot.

Medic joins in, carefully working the dried blood out of their white feathers. The doves not being cradled take a moment to play with the ducks. Tiny beaks push and toss the rubber playmates while feathers ruffle in the water. Scout laughs, watching a tiger patterned duck be thrown out of the bath entirely.

“Cleopatra! We do not throw our toys.” A chide from her father that she doesn’t like. Cleo ruffles, turning away from the man when he puts it back into the bath.

“Where’d you even get that?” Scout picks up the tiger duck to admire it. Black stripes contrast the orange body and white stomach. For a tiny toy, it was definitely detailed. Now, Scout takes the time to look over all of the ducks. A puppy, a witch, and a doctor float alongside the doves. Scout looks to his boyfriend and asks how he came to have such an arrangement.

“I’m glad you asked! I got Dr. Quack when I graduated medical school. It was my nickname actually, teehee!” Medic giggles at the fond memory of his college days. They were so long ago, yet he clearly recalls the strange looks his colleagues gave when he squealed at the reproductive section of the lecture. Always a go-to subject for him.

“The witch was when I got chased out of my hometown for trying to reanimate my favorite singer. Its tradition to leave one at the doorstep as warning.” The poor thing just kept screaming until he whacked it over the head with a piece of wood. In hindsight, she was known for her vocal range. Medic just thought she would be happy to have come back! Instead, he got terrified screeches that alerted the Bürgermeister, who proceeded to arrange a pitchfork wielding mob.

“The puppy I’ve had since I was boy. I won him in a raffle at a dog show.” Money well spent in his opinion. Little Ludwig proudly marched to claim his prize, winning ticket in hand. The duck came with paw shaped chocolate as well, which he promptly ate as they announced the best in show. Such a fun day with his parents.

“Awesome stories, babe.” Scout places his hands on Medic’s shoulders so they can kiss. Just as their lips are about to meet, a loud splash and coo sounds. Lo and behold, Archimedes was wing slapping his siblings! He deeply coos, feathers puffed with his wing landing on an angry Cleopatra.

“Archimedes! Time out!” Medic takes his naughty birdie out of the bath while Scout comforts Cleo. She curls up in his hands, fighting to recover from her brother’s violence. In reality, she’s completely fine. Her feathers are straight and wings unscathed. Ever the dramatic dove.

When Medic returns, he resumes their interrupted kiss. The rest of the doves are left to air dry along the rafters while Archimedes sits in the time out cage. He puffs himself, cooing with anger every time Medic walks by.

I love mediscout sm -H

[southern-fried-simpin]

Taking a bath with the Gotham Bois 🛁🧼 | Part 1

A/N: Excluding Bruce because, where I’m at in Gotham, he’s still a child.

Warnings: Implied nudity, baths (obviously), Jerome, teensy bit of nsfw content, fluffy things

Jerome Valeska

“I don’t need a bath!” “You are literally covered in blood.” “NO!” “I’ll get in with you ~”

Boi took his clothes off right there, no shame whatsoever, he absolutely did not care that the blinds were open either

But before you both actually get in the tub he stops in his tracks and just starts rummaging through your cabinets and/or the bathroom closet

Finally he emerges, buck ass naked with a triumphant grin on his face and holding bath bombs, some bath oil, salts and a rubber ducky for each of you because obviously it’s not a proper bath until there’s a rubber ducky, c’mon Y/n get with the program

Congratulations, you have successfully gotten Jerome in the bathtub 🛁

But now you have to actually get him to wash himself and not constantly try to grope whatever parts of you he can get his hands on…Good luck and Godspeed, partner.

Eventually you get him to allow you to wash him if he gets to wash you

And lemme tell you, he is having the time of his life not just because he’s being washed by you, but also because of the bubbles and brightly colored bath bombs

It wouldn’t surprise me if Jerome didn’t get to have fun little bath toys and such growing up so this is lowkey therapeutic for him 🥺🥺🥺

Baths are now a regular occurrence in your household, so just be prepared to repeat this entire process at least once a week

Jervis Tetch

Nervous Boi ™

You asked if he wanted to bathe with you while you were both discussing your plans for that night, assuming he would successfully pull off a heist he had arranged that day.

The kicker? It’s the first time you’ll have been intimate with each other, aside from maybe changing into a disguise in the same room after needing to get the cops of y’all’s trail

The poor man nearly choked

He tried to regain his composure and act all charismatic but he was failing. So. Freaking. Hard.

So spoiler: the heist was successful! Now he just has to calm his nerves before going home to his wonderful Alice!

And there you are when he walks in the door: wearing a fluffy blue bathrobe and you look so cute he has to pretend to clear his throat so you don’t hear the little squeal he let out when he saw you 🥺

So, finally it’s bath time: Bath is setup with some nice oils and some green tea bubble bath (because ya know…tea ☕️) and now you actually get to partake in the lovely bath you’ve drawn! Yay!

However Jervis has suddenly developed some stage fright

“Jervis, is something wrong?” “Oh no, nothing at all dear! I just…um…well-“ “Aw, darling, are you nervous? Here.”

Boom. Robe is gone and so is his stage fright, you have his full attention, and his admiration.

Oh, he can’t believe how beautiful his Alice is. And he’s very vocal about it.

“My darling Alice, I do so wish we had done this sooner, all the flowers in all of Wonderland aren’t nearly as beautiful as you ~”

Cuddles while bathing 🥺

Can and will whisper sweet nothings in your ear while he washes you

He loves the feeling of you washing his hair

He practically purrs when you do it but don’t tell anyone

Loves bathing with you and usually is the one to propose bathing together from then on ❤️

Jonathan Crane

So it’s pretty normal for Jon to be in a constant state of…not dirty but not clean either

He’s more of a quick shower kinda guy and he will usually wash with literally just a bar of soap. Shampoo? Conditioner? Sorry we don’t know her.

Usually you’re okay with it, as long as he doesn’t smell of sweat and fear toxin, but one day you just lose it.

“Let go of me, I’m not finished wi-“ He rambles woefully about his work as you drag him to the bathroom.

He lays eyes on the bathtub and there’s panic in his eyes as he realizes you are now undressing him the way a mother would do her toddler who played in the mud outside. (Don’t worry he’s fine with it he’s just shook atm)

“No! Hey-“ he groaned and ran his fingers frustratedly through his hair “I took a shower yesterday I don’t need anotherAH-“

You pushed him into the bathtub because face it, honey, he wasn’t going to go peacefully

He’s so busy pouting and muttering about how he’s “wasting precious time that could be spent perfecting his toxin” and “Doesn’t even need a bath” that he didn’t even register you undressing until you got in with him

At which point, he fell silent and wasn’t sure what to do when you started washing him, he almost leaned away from your touch but stopped himself

It might take a few minutes for him to stop being so nervous, he’s shy 🥺 What?! No he’s not scared, he’s the Master Of Fear!

He’ll ask if it’s okay for him to wash you before making a move and when you say yes, he suddenly gets this look on his face like he’s this 👌🏼 close to figuring out the answer to a question on jeopardy

And then he immediately shifts from determination and being methodical to a soft gentle boi as he goes to wash your hair 

Btw Wash his hair and then just watch as he becomes completely and utterly relaxed, he’ll literally start purring like a cat

Okay so maybe taking time to bathe isn’t that bad

He’s going to still be a little apprehensive towards baths, just because he’s a workaholic but once you’ve got him on board, he’s happy to get in the tub with you

Edward Nygma (Post-Riddler)

So unlike the other men on this list, it was actually his idea to bathe with you!

In a rare moment of Ed wanting to have a simple, and not an exceedingly extravagant, date with you, he opted for a date night in.

However, that doesn’t mean he hasn’t made the bath itself exceedingly extravagant. 😅

You come home from work, drop your things by the door, too tired to carry anything but yourself to your shared bedroom and gracefully plop onto the bed.

Then, from the bathroom, you hear Ed’s voice: “I hold water, but I have no hands, I run but have no legs, and I am…pretty much required in every house and home…what am I?”

You raise your head exhaustedly, “A bath…or…” you try to not bring down his mood but you’re also so tired. So you walk into the bathroom and there’s your adorable nerd standing next to a bath with rose petals, plenty of bubbles and floofy towels for the both of you 🥺

“It was actually a bathtub, but you were close enough, I suppose.” He is already undressed so the only thing left to do is for you to get undressed and get in the bath together 🥰

Lots of kissing and cuddling ❤️❤️❤️

Also playing with bubbles (it’s you more than Ed, but he’s not complaining)

And of course: facts about bathing and showering 🤓

“So…wait…people in the Middle Ages only bathed four times a year?!” “Yup, after Christmas, on Easter, at the end of June, and the end of September!”

[m-jelly]

Halloween spook

Pairing: Dad!Levi x Fem!Reader

Genre and tags: Modern AU, dad Levi, mum reader, fluff, married, romance, fluff, one-and-a-half-year-old boy.

Concept: Levi and you take your son to a Halloween shop to get him a cute outfit. While exploring the store your son Evan gets a huge shock when a motion-activated scare machine goes off. Levi and you comfort your son and take him to the candy store to brighten his mood.

Taglist: @levisbrat25 @ladycheesington @skittlelover69 @youre-ackermine @nyxiieluna @li-anne @thebobaprincess @nbinairyn @notgoodforlife @galactict3a @demonsimp6

Levi lifted Evan out of the car and smiled at his son holding the little duck he loved. "Do you want to walk?"

Evan nodded. "Yes."

Levi put him down on his little feet and held his hand. "Hold on, okay?"

Evan shifted on his feet in his wellies and dungarees. He hummed and held Levi's hand. He wiggled his toy and looked up at Levi. "Mama!"

Levi smiled. "She's coming."

You hurried around the car with your handbag and smiled. "I'm right here."

Evan held his duckie up to you. "Mama!"

You crouched down and kissed his cheek. "You ready to get your costume?"

"Duckie!"

You giggled. "All right, we'll get you a duck onesie." You stood up and smiled at Levi. "You holding his hand?"

Levi nodded and walked with Evan. "I've got him, bunny."

You winked at Levi. "Thank you."

Levi blushed as he gazed at you. "You're so pretty."

You blew him a kiss. "You're so handsome."

Levi walked with Evan into the store and fought everything in him not to take the shopping basket from you. He was looking after Evan, but he always carried things for you. So, he ended up pouting a little as he internally fought with himself about what to do. He perked up when his son kept pointing at different things and gasping in pure delight.

You picked up a duck onesie and smiled. "How about this?"

Evan gasped in delight. "Duckie!"

"I guess you want this one." You put it in your basket. "Let's get you a little bucket for trick or treating and then we'll explore."

Levi smiled softly. "He'll look so cute."

You grabbed a softy felt bucket and put it in your basket. "We'll only go to a few houses 'cause he's so young."

"You're right." He flinched when Evan let go of his hand. "Careful buddy."

Evan stomped his little feet and giggled. He ran a little ahead and then stopped a moment to look at some decorations. He pointed at a bat. "Daddy?"

Levi hurried over. "It's a bat."

Evan touched the soft bat. "Mm." He turned and stomped a little and came across a fluffy monster. He reached over and touched it, which caused it to shake and make screaming and growling noises. Evan stumbled back and fell on his bum. He welled up and started crying hard. "Daddyyyy!"

Levi scooped his son up. "Aww, it's okay, little man." He hugged Evan tightly. "It's okay."

You rubbed your son's back. "Shh, you're okay." You kissed his wet cheek as he kept crying. "Poor baby."

Levi kissed Evan's head. "Shall we take him to a sweet shop?"

You nodded. "Let's get him something nice. You okay with him?"

Levi squeezed his son. "Yeah. God, it hurt to hear him cry that hard."

"It's awful."

Levi kissed the top of his son's head a few times as he calmed down. "I've got you, Evan. I love you so much. I'll protect you."

Evan sniffed. "Daddy, mamma."

"Mamma is right here."

You played with Evan's hair. "I'm right here." You paid for everything and left with Levi as he carried Evan. "Sweet shop is right over there."

Levi looked down at Evan and smiled. "You want some sweeties and chocolate?"

Evan rubbed his eyes and nodded. "Yum."

Levi chuckled. "That's right, yum."

You led the way into the shop and smiled. "Pick whatever you want."

Evan looked at the chocolate in front of him and pointed at the little chocolate buttons. "Please."

You grabbed it. "Got it. Anything else?"

Levi picked up a small mixed bag of sweets. "What about these?"

Evan patted the bag and nodded. "Please."

Levi chuckled. "You got it." He walked to the counter and put everything on. "Let's get these for you and go home to watch the duck show together, okay?"

Evan nodded. "Yes."

Levi paid for everything and led the way out of the shop. He sat his son in his car seat and made sure he had his duck. He sat and opened up the chocolate and handed Evan a few buttons. "You've been a very brave man today facing a mean monster."

You sat in the front seat and leaned into the back and rubbed your son's leg. "You're a very good boy."

Levi put a blanket over Evan's lap. "The best of boys."

You smiled as Evan held your hand while he used his other hand to eat his chocolate. You smiled softly at him. "So cute."

Levi got behind the wheel and sighed. "Might be nightmares tonight."

"We'll be there for him."

Levi drove off and shook his head. "I should have stayed with him. It's my fault."

"You had no way of knowing the figure was turned on. Plus, he wanted to explore. We can't protect him from everything. Be thankful we were there in a scary moment. One day when he's much older, we might not be."

He hummed in agreement. You were right about it all. He was glad he was there for his son and vowed to always be there. "You always know what to say. I love you so damn much."

You leaned over and kissed Levi's cheek. "I love you too." You glanced in the back and smiled. "Evan's asleep." You freed your hand and placed it on Levi's thigh. "He's okay."

Levi relaxed. "Good, I'm glad." He glanced in the mirror and smiled. "He's so cute."

You giggled. "He's adorable."

He blushed a little. "Would...would you like to have more?"

You squeezed Levi's thigh. "Yes."

[dairy-farmer]

Tumblr said they couldn't send this ask so I'm resending this.

AU where JayTim were boyfriends before Jason died and no one knew. Not wanting his boyfriend's legacy to be ruined, he becomes Robin. Bruce and Dick becomes enamored with this soft, soft creature that brought light in their darkest times. They spent the next few years trying to seduce and groom Tim to them but Tim is oblivious to it all. He's still hung up on his Robin.

Then Jason comes back and learns he's been replaced from Talia. He doesn't know it's Tim. Talia never told him because she was jealous of the boy that has her beloved wrapped around his finger. She knows there's a chance that Jason wouldn't harm Tim so she's gambling on the chance that he's far into his Pit madness to bother learning about his replacement's identity.

So Jason goes to the tower and attacks Tim until he learns that it's his Tim that his dad had decided to put in the uniform that Jason died in. He's horrified but Tim is comforting him still despite knowing his boyfriend has become a monster like the Joker.

They run away. They believe that Bruce would never accept Jason back or like it if Tim is sleeping with a crime lord. They're kinda wrong. Bruce would accept Jason back if he helps them get on Tim's bed. Now, Jason becomes public enemy number one for stealing his ducky.

JayTim spends the next few months in romantic bliss while Jason's name is dragged through the mud even more by Nightwing who claims that his brother came back wrong and has kidnapped Tim and probably torturing him

It might've helped if Tim kept in contact with his friends but Tim and Jason were worried that they'll get in trouble with Batman if they reveal themselves and so they lie in wait, hoping that everything will die out soon.

While Tim was happily fulfilling his dream life as a stay-at-home wife, he's found by the Bats and dragged back to the Manor. Bruce and Dick tells him that Jason hurt him and that he has Stockholm syndrome. Tim knows it isn't true but no one believes him. No matter how much he cries and beg. He's been stripped off of technology so he couldn't try to make an escape.

...

Bruce and Dick never do anything sexual with Tim. They wanted their first time and Tim's first time to be special. Then, one day, Tim wakes up sick. They run a couple of tests and to their horror, Tim is pregnant. Jason is worse than they thought! He raped Tim! And it seems Tim enjoyed it too seeing as he's begging them to let him keep it. So they don't force Tim to abort

They don't see a pint in keeping themselves from touching Tim, however. Clearly, Tim is a slut that needs to be fucked if he happy to spread his legs for his kidnapper.

- 🦆

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHH!!! the way that no one knows about their relationship beforehand sets up such a perfect misunderstanding!!! bruce and dick both seeing and falling for tim the way that jason did so when jason comes back and steals tim from them, someone they believe he only has reason to despise- they, of course, think jason is doing something bad to tim. so when they find them they're so wrapped up in their conclusions and worst fears that they assume the worst and end up more or less holding tim hostage while jason returns to the cabin he and tim had been staying in to find that his little wife has been stolen.

and tim being pregnant with jason's baby!!!!!!!! of course dick and bruce are horrified and fear the worst about what their poor timmy endured under jason. with how fervently he defends jason and how they hear him crying for jason at night it seems like jason has seriously brainwashed tim in the time he's had him. they hear how tim moans about jason and now that tim is pregnant its clear that much of the barriers they'd put up to hold themselves back from touching tim are useless. tim is already 'damaged goods'. he's knocked up with a murdering criminal's child and he's intent on keep and raising it no matter what they say.

dick and bruce have only ever wanted what was best for tim even if he may not know what was best for him. tim is convinced he needs jason, needs his presence, needs his attention, needs his cock in his slutty knocked-up cunt. so...dick and bruce decide to take it upon themselves to make sure tim gets everything he needs, whether he knows he wants it or not.

[mydevilofhellskitchen]

head empty

maybe it was wrong, matt thought to himself. masquerading his interest in giving you advice on law school, just to get the chance to fuck you. so gullible you were, and you ended up inviting matt over to come ‘see’ them. he felt bad, but at the same time he didn’t care. being one of your fathers closest friends, meant he had been bestowed your fathers trust. so for all your father knew, he was popping round to your apartment to try and persuade you to have a think about law school as an option.

instead, matt ended up being invited into your pink glittery bedroom, where you explained thoroughly your stuffed toy collection. “this one is duckie, because he’s a duck.. you know” you chucked, smiling up at matt in the most innocent way. you were sat on your bed, he could feel the satin sheets and the pink aroma that your apartment had. he wondered how you even survived, he guessed your father probably funded everything for you. but how did such a girl like you wake up every morning and function?

after you’d introduced each stuffed toy one by one, you twiddled with the hem of your skirt. watching matt sat on your bed gave you a funny, excited feeling. “have you ever had a boyfriend, y/n?” matt asked, as you sat down on the bed next to him “hmm, not really. i’ve kissed boys though” you giggled, looking at matt for a hint of a reaction. “only kissed?” he asked quizzically, “uh huh, i’m a virgin” you uttered, taking a deep breath. “good girl, saving yourself for marriage” he smiled at you, whilst you squirmed in your space “i don’t know mr murdock, my dad says i should. i think i will wait for the right person” you smiled back at him.

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“i’ll be so gentle baby. daddy will make sure you won’t have to worry at all. you’re still a good girl” matt smiled. it hadn’t taken long for him to woo you, almost leading you onto his lap. you got worked up easily, rutting into his lap at the smallest bit of contact. he’d undressed you, so whilst he stood there in his suit, you lay bare under him. “please” you whined, his hands placed on your hips, not a hint of movement. “please what” he smirked down, marvelling at how you were too turned on to think. poor baby didn’t even know what she was feeling, he thought. “i want to have sex, with you, now” you muttered, guilt twanging your voice. “no baby, not today. i want to warm you up to it”. you nodded reluctantly, understanding that matt knew what was best for you. trailing his hands around your inner things, he slowly inserted two fingers into your warm heat. “mr murdock, i-“ you gasped “call me matt, but right now it’s daddy, princess”. matt savoured in the way you squirmed beneath him. he had a virgin laying right there. all for him, and god were you innocent. you couldn’t stop the soft moans coming from your lips, met with matts praise “so good, so good for me.” he marvelled as you tried to clasp your thighs together. he could tell you were going to cum any second, the way you gasped and shivered “daddyyy” you cried, as your hips bucked.

you came, hard. all over his fingers, gushing over the pretty pink flower duvet you had. he slowed his movements, letting you ride out the orgasm. “my pretty baby” he smiled, looking down at the mess you’d made. next visit, he was gonna fuck you so hard you’d forget your name.

[pennpenn]

FremiMay Art Dump

Inazuma

Itto would be such a goofy pal for the quiet and reserved Freminet.

I used the Freminet design from my Inazuma Found Family Au. (2 different posts)

Sumeru

@friends-for-freminet recently had an ark on their ask blog where Freminet visited Sumeru and proceeded to panic the entire time about being found out as part of the Fatui.

It's a very messy doodle and I apologize for that lolol

Friends for Freminet is my favorite ask blog and there's just a certain goofiness with the poor boy having a panic attack while the entire Sumeru cast is rushing to be his friend and welcoming him into their nation.

Wings

Limbus!!! Company!!!

I think Fremi is a lot like Yi Sang. A quiet personality that is easily pressured and used for their intelligence and tinkering prowess. They feel as if everything they could possibly create or help with can be used to hurt others and it leads to them forcing themselves into inaction. They don't see their own wings, they are stuck watching people who are better than them. They idolize someone who they are unable to become.

I love the cutscene, the song for Yi Sang is also perfect for Freminet.

Melusine

The most they/them melusine in existence <3

Sus

I made the tiniest among us doodle. He gets a rubber duckie on his head.

And that's all I'm chill with sharing rn, thank you all <<33

[duckymcdoorknob]

Hey hey Ducky! Congratulations on 1000 followers! Here’s to 1000 more to see your fabulous work!

The event is so freaking neat ahhh! 🥰 If it’s alright, I’d like to order a small hot chocolate, light ice, with brown sugar topping and marshmallows? :3 The names on the cup are Chifuyu and Baji 🥰

Thank you, and congratulations once more! 🥰🥰🥰

SQUIGGLY!! Thank you!

Thank you for giving me a prompt with oUR BOYS in it 😎 you’re so real for that.

CW BELOW THE CUT: This do have some tickles in it, ngl.

♫ -ᥕᥲі𝗍ᥱr, ᥕᥲі𝗍ᥱr, ⍴ᥱrᥴ᥆ᥣᥲ𝗍᥆r- ☕️

Chifuyu has had it up to here with Baji’s incessant teasing remarks. He could barely breathe without being ridiculed or embarrassed. He wasn’t mad, because he knew Baji was just making his day as long and difficult as he possibly could, and that the insults bore no truth to them. That’s just how his best friend was. This time, however, the long-haired male made a remark that definitely… stunned his blonde friend.

ToMan’s youngest member was on the edge of his seat, quite literally, as he explained all of the cool science facts that he had learned today. All of the gang sat in Takemichi’s tiny bedroom, mentioned member having a big bowl of popcorn that he refused to share.

Chifuyu’s passionate recounting of all of the Marine Biology facts he knew, the ones his class had learned just hours before, had poor Baji swooning. Maybe he did like his best friend just a little bit.

“Woooooow.” Mikey chirped in fake interest, “Those are some wild fish facts you got there, ‘fuyu.”

“Yeah it makes a world of difference when you actually care about your education, Mikey.” The young boy quipped.

“Your rambling is just adorable.” Baji’s voice suddenly interrupted Mikey’s ability to rip his subordinate a new one.

“I’m sorry?” Genuine confusion decorated the blonde’s face.

“Nothin’ to apologize over, it’s just really precious when you’re talking about something you’re so passionate about.” The black-haired boy replied with a genuine smile on his lips, albeit cocky.

Chifuyu’s face exploded into a lovely crimson, a blush dusted across his features, painting his freckles into a pleasant pink color. “Y-You!” His hand covered his mouth as the warmth continued its warpath of severity.

“Me!” Baji cooed in return.

“You drive me crazy!” The blonde whined.

“Aww shucks, Chi’. How precious of you!”

Mitsuya snorted from the other side of the room. Now, mind you, Takashi Mitsuya is someone who prides himself in his ability to stay calm and collected. However, sometimes he just can’t help himself.

The white-haired male glanced up from his book and chuckled before saying, “Try to hide your big, fat crush on Chifuyu, Baji. You’re doing great.”

The blonde moved to get up off of the bed and escape the awkward situation. He didn’t make it very far, however.

“Sit back down, you big baby.” The black-haired boy ordered loudly, “I’m sowwy that widdle Chifuyu doesn’t like being praised.”

The youngest grumbled, sitting with his arms crossed and pouting. “If you’re gonna be such a douche, why don’t we talk about what you looked like in elementary school?”

The long-haired male scoffed, what did he mean by-

Oh no.

“You wouldn’t dare.” If looks could kill, Chifuyu would be in the hospital with a stab wound from the daggers that Baji glared in his direction.

“Oh I totally would. Let’s talk about what you wore to class every single day~” the boy chimed.

“We wore uniforms!”

“None of us wore big, dorky glasses though!”

Chuckles were heard amidst the gang. Baji had to think. He was definitely going to be humbled by his best friend if he didn’t act now. So, he said the first words that crossed his subconscious.

“Shut up, or I’ll kiss you!”

The blonde stopped his words abruptly and blinked, did he hear that right? Surely it must’ve been a distraction… “I-Is that a threat?” The question was genuine, giving reason for Chifuyu tripping over his words.

“You heard me.” Baji’s face fell into a cocky smirk, he had definitely reached his goal. “Oh man… it seems that I’ve made my dear friend embarrassed! This proves it, folks, he is madly in love with me.” The long-haired boy mused to the rest of the gang.

“Baji!” Chifuyu whined, hiding his flushing face in his hands.

“Oh? What’s this? You aren’t denying it?” Baji teased.

“Ah! Y-Yes I am! I don’t love you! I-I-In fact I uh… I hate you! Yeah!” The shorter male sputtered before sticking his tongue out.

“Oh man, this is getting good.” Draken quipped in a whisper, stealing a handful of popcorn from Takemichi, resulting in a whine from the latter.

“I’m getting water.” He grumbled, “Want anything?” The blonde pulled himself off of the bed and stretched.

Baji smiled to himself. Even in his most pissed off and embarrassed states, Chifuyu still cared so deeply for others. “You aren’t going anywhere!” The taller boy roared. He grabbed Chifuyu by his sides and pulled him down into his lap.

“GAH! BAJI! What are you- nohohoho! Wahahait!”

The volume of Chifuyu’s panicked, bubbling giggles was increasing, but no one missed the sound of Mikey angrily handing Draken a 5¥ bill. Should the two captains have bet on whether or not Baji would tickle Chifuyu in front of everyone? Probably not. But it was oh so fun to see how it played out.

“Bahahahji!” The blonde whined through his giggles.

“I don’t wanna hear it, Chi’! This is what you get!” Baji mused.

Chifuyu threw his head back against the older boy’s shoulder, giggling helplessly as his sides were relentlessly pinched.

“If my memory serves me right, I don’t recall you being too ticklish here. However…” the black-haired male’s hands jumped up to the young boy’s ribs. “But here was pretty good!”

“NONONONO- BAHAHAHAJIHIHI!! DOHOHOHONT!”

“Why not? You wanna embarrass me? I think I’ll embarrass you instead.”

“IHIHIHIT WAHAHAS WOHOHOHORTH IHIHIT!”

“Oh this is rich! No remorse, aye? Looks like I have to make you sorry.”

In a flash, the hands massaging his ribs moved down to squeeze at Chifuyu’s stomach. The blonde’s eyes popped out of his head as he squealed helplessly. “BAJIBAJIBAJI NOHOHOHOHO! AHAHAHANYWHEHEHERE EHEHELSE! PLEHEHEHEASE!”

“Anywhere else? Hmmm.” Baji looked up to see the entire gang feigning their disinterest. “Whaddaya think, Mits’? Think he’s learned his lesson?”

“SAHAHAY YEHEHES! SAHAHAY YEHEHES!” The boy begged.

“That’s a good question… that I can’t answer. How do you feel about the situation, Draken?” Mitsuya asked, shooting the tattooed boy a wink, praying his plan will work.

“Y’know, Mitsuya, I think this is a question for Mikey.” the tallest ToMan member turned to his co-captain. “Dear leader, what be your wisdom?”

“GUHUHUHUYS! CMOHOHOHON!”

Mikey bit the inside of his cheek as his brows furrowed, “My wisdom be runneth dry; the one you seek is’t Takemitchy.”

“Give him a second to breathe, Baji.” Takemichi ordered.

Baji obeyed, rubbing gentle circles on Chifuyu’s torso as the boy panted out a strand of profanities toward his best friend.

“Now then, I just wanna say…” Takemichi took a handful of popcorn in his mouth, “Chifuyu called me short yesterday. Get ‘im.”

Before he had the chance to do so, Baji was stopped by Chifuyu scrambling out of his lap. “Not a snowball’s chance in hell, you menace!” It was the blonde’s turn to glare at his friend. “I’m going to get my water now.”

Baji chuckled, “Aren’t you forgetting something?”

Chifuyu looked around the room, scrambling for the answer. Eventually, his mind flashed to one solution. He closed his eyes and bent down to give Baji a peck on the lips.

When he opened his eyes, he was met with a furiously blushing, and rather dumbfounded, Baji holding his water bottle.

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[somedayonbroadway]

Okay so in one of my rps, Race is from an abusive family (Mom died when he was 4, dad was abusive as hell) and he ran away one night to avoid getting killed and Albert (With his dad, he was like, 10, Race was 8), found him curled up in an alleyway sobbing. They took him in. Can you maybe... write a lil on it?

Of course, my love!

Here we are, let me know if you like it!

Race was shivering by the garbage can. He was wrapped up in an old tarp that someone had thrown out. It smelled like old bananas and cheap cologne. He knew it was about to start raining. The clouds were swirling over him and he cuddled up even more, whimpering when he felt his broken wrist again. He sniffled and began to cry again, wishing his daddy would come and find him and apologize. Maybe he would take him home and give him a nice warm blanket and the soup that mama used to make.

But the poor child knew that would never happen. He just wanted to be warm and safe and now he was terrified the monsters in the dark would come and get him. Just swallow him whole like he was nothing.

So he just started crying. Daddy said crying was for babies. He said Race shouldn’t be crying because he had things other kids didn’t. But the boy couldn’t stop, hiccuping and fisting at his cheeks.

The poor kid tried to close his eyes, but he sobbed even harder when he remembered the way his father had looked at him. The way the man had charged at him with that broken beer bottle, how the eight year old had to climb out the window to get away. He knew something bad would’ve happened. Something really bad. Still, for some reason, he wanted to go back. Maybe he would at least be warm.

He wished he could watch his favorite television shows, where the kids always went home to the parents who he couldn’t ever see the faces off, but they’d always scoop up the kids like him and hug them and the kids were always so happy. Instead, he was sure the darkness would come for him as the rain began to fall.

But someone tapped on his tarp, making him gasp and scramble away. “I’m sorry! I’m sorry!” he wailed. “I’m sorry, I’ll be quiet!”

“No, no,” another boy assured, his flaming red hair sticking to his forehead because of the rain. “It’s okay! I'm sorry… I’m Albert, who are you?”

The little boy shook his head. “I’m sorry,” he whimpered again.

“No, what’s your name? My papa and I saw you and we thought you needed help, can we help you?”

Race stared at him with wide blue eyes, his pale face made the color even more haunting and vibrant. “H-help?” he asked.

The man behind Albert shushed him and took off his giant jacket, taking Race’s tarp off of him and sighed when he found the child in only a pair of ripped underwear. He gently scooped the boy up and wrapped him in his jacket, holding him in one arm and keeping a hand wrapped around Albert’s to guide him home.

The little blond boy was too tired to do anything but cry and cuddle into the warmth. He whimpered and gripped tightly at the jacket. And before he knew it, he was in a warm bath, the water making his skin feel tingly as Albert rushed in with too many bath toys and the old man with the fading red hair gently washed the boy. Race yawned as Albert splashed a rubber duck around in front of his new friend. “This is Spongie! He loves water! And this is Klive, his arch nemesis! You wanna play?”

Race stared at the duckies, barely even able to understand the words being spoken to him. He was too relaxed at the hands massaging shampoo into his golden curls. He was wearing swim trunks that he didn’t recognize and he felt cold and hot all at once. “Daddy?”

“Don’t worry, a leanbh,” the old man whispered in a thick accent Race had never heard before. “We can get you back to your daddy, do you know where he is?”

“He was real mad at me,” Race whimpered as more tears started to fall down his face. “He hurt my arm…”

The old man nodded. “Yeah, I can see that, don’t try to move it. We’re gonna call some very nice people who can help us.”

Albert began to put on a whole story for Race. “And then Klive goes like this!” And Race laughed tiredly, leaning into the old man taking care of him. “Yeah, he’s goofy. You like him?” The littler boy nodded.

“Yeah… can we play again?” Race asked as his eyes began to slide closed.

Albert frowned. “Is he okay, Pa?”

The old man nodded. “Yeah… he just needs some rest. It’s okay, now,” he whispered. “Close your eyes, child.”

Race couldn’t fight against that soft command. He let his eyes close, hoping that he would wake up and be warm.