#poor tardis

[rainbowpopeworld]

Donna Noble is the Newt Pulsifer of coffee + electronics

[hey-there-22]

The TARDIS at a newly regenerated 14: thank you for regenerating out side this time, that's so nice of you. I'll take good care of this new regeneration of yours.

Donna: *spills coffee in the console*

The TARDIS: ...

The TARDIS: fuck you, I'm crashing and leaving. I'm done.

15: *hits her with a gigant maze*

The TARDIS: WTF did you just do?

15: I am so sorry

The TARDIS, looking at 15 in the eye: Oh, you will be.

The TARDIS: *proceeds to never take this regeneration anywhere he wants, crashing and leaving (literally ghosting the Doctor) for now on.*

[thisiswhereikeepmyseratonin]

People keep saying that the TARDIS shouldn’t have malfunctioned just from a cup of coffee but I have two theories

• The TARDIS heard that her darling newly regenerated little time Lord wasn’t going to get a cool adventure with his bestie and engineered an excuse so that he could

• The TARDIS having newly refurbished herself had coffee thrown at her nice new circuits and decided to throw a bitch fit

Look the TARDIS is the longest running female character in doctor who, has proven to be sentient, and regularly takes the Doctor to places she thinks he’d like without warning. It had to be her right?

[deathdefyinggarlic]

i’d be done w the doctors bullshit too if i had to deal with this

[companion-showdown]

Who had the worst time aboard the TARDIS?

TOURNAMENT MASTERPOST

[davidtennan-t]

David: I’ve still got this 🏃‍♂️

Also David after eight takes: somebody sedate me

[zetalial]

Ahh the 10th Doctor writing lying on the floor of his Tardis writing music with a quill.

Is this just how he is, or does his Tardis lack so much as a table for him to work?

[silverfoxstole]

Paul and (most of) his audio companions.

[quantumshade]

i love when posts are like "ohh thirteen is the first doctor who got all her companions home safely!! 🥹🥹" because like. man. i'm not sure i would say she really got dan "home" so much as left him on the street where his house used to be without even saying goodbye

[heyitsspaceace]

let's just say...i wasnt ready for what was gonna happen to the 7th doctor in the 1996 tv movie

[junaip3r]

i'm doing a handmade 2005 dalek figure that i probably gonna finish the building next week

thank fucking god

[dougielombax]

This Tardis is different.

It’s smaller on the inside.

[hey-there-22]

I love how the TARDIS had a human form with eleven and she was like "my thief, my thief, I love my thief" BUT FAILED TO MENTION THE GOD OF DEATH HAD BEEN IN HER BACK FOR DECADES.

[introvertathome]

Just started series 5 for Doctor Who and Smith is doing great. So far, he's lit the TARDIS on fire, crashed it, and is asking a child for food while crawling out of said burning TARDIS. Most in character for the Doctor within 5 minutes

Edit: He's also eating all of this family's food. I stand by my earlier statement

[seaweedstarshine]

You know that time in the comics when the Doctor is so depressed, he shuts off the lights, turns on an interrogation spotlight, locks himself in the console room, and argues with a bunch of judgmental shadow-figures resembling his past incarnations?

And all the TARDIS' lights go out and her interior becomes a maze to keep his companions out of the console room, all from her psychic connection with the Doctor (“moodbleed”)?

And his companions are left wandering in circles for two days as the air goes “stale,” not knowing where he is but thinking the worst, while he hallucinates in a dark room?

...because I'm thinking again about the times this definitely happened when he was with the Ponds.

[c-o-z-m-o]

"Augh, you FOOL" will now be a new vocal stim