#pop-up seating

[dukeofdadykes]

Who’s greenin out in the big apple; it’s Chappell!🗽

[psqqa]

yes, yes i know edgeworth’s big wet eyes and loser boy personality have captivated us all, but listen. listen.

phoenix wright

phoenix “genuinely unable to reconcile the girl on the stand with the girl he dated for eight months, a cognitive dissonance so profound it’s ultimately explained by them being literally two different people, but which he first sits with for five years and does not talk about at any point to anyone” wright

phoenix “don’t mention that name to me. i don’t want to talk about it. i don’t want to think about it. i am just going to keep myself in this state of perpetual crisis mode focus on other people’s problems until eventually i die and get to hang out with mia on the astral plane and never have to deal with any of these emotions ever again” wright

phoenix “overnight loses his career and reputation and sense of identity while gaining an adopted, probably pretty traumatized eight-year-old daughter, and rather than leaning on his friends for help, or getting therapy, or taking any time to process any of this, he *checks notes* spends seven years dedicating all his free time and energy to investigating the weird fucking circumstances around it and maintains a friendship with the guy he suspects was behind it all” wright

phoenix "runs across a burning bridge and falls through it, half a day after the game establishes that he is terrified of heights, because his friend is on the other side of that bridge" wright

phoenix “i sure felt surprised. maybe i had my poker face on” wright

phoenix “looking back on it that was actually a pretty dark period in my life” wright

phoenix “don’t ask me how i got started. i don’t remember” wright

phoenix “only you stood still, your eyes calmly watching” wright

phoenix “sometimes, life just sucks” wright

just

phoenix wright

crunchiest man in the world

and all i wanna do is chew and chew and chew on him

[tswwwit]

Just imagining Dipper's parents finally trying to get their shit together and rekindle their relationship with the twins after several years of almost no contact, only to show up in town and 1. Dipper doesn't recognize them at first, and 2. When they remind him who they are, his brain scrambles for a second because, in his head, his "Dad" is already in the shack, scamming groups of tourists for loose change. He nearly goes, "huh? But my dad is-," and points to the shack, before catching up with his brain and realizing who he's talking to

[fennthetalkingdog]

Tumblr spamming billford and billfiddlesford has singlehandedly gotten me to finally watch Gravity Falls and I can't even be mad lol

[shuttershocky]

FF16 is kind of running parallel to Stranger of Paradise where they're both dark and gritty, but unlike Stranger of Paradise, FF16 takes itself much more seriously. This makes unintentionally funny moments even more gut-bustingly hilarious.

The best thing that's happened so far is when FF16 does that thing where a magic ritual acts as a euphemism for sex. The way Jill talks about giving her Eikon powers to Clive is written like she's giving her body to him, they're alone in the middle of nowhere at night, they have to touch their bodies to conduct the transfer, and they're both naked. It's not very subtle.

But after five minutes of the mana transfer Eikon absorption scene complete with Visual Novel H-scene music, Clive and Jill still have actual sex anyway.

And then you get an achievement for it.

CONGRATS ON THE SEX, CLIVE!

[marcmorrigan]

yknow that post thats like 'having a crush on your own OC is so embarrassing'

yeah

OC: maive (she/her)

[rockinxrocco]

SPIRAL! RITA! LIGHT OF MY LIFE! DARLING DEAREST! HELLO MY BELOVED!!!!!!!

[thisdastampdoesnotexist]

[goldenpinof]

The London Palladium shenanigans as of 10 mins ago (because i'm procrastinating going through all my screenshots and putting them in folders). 1 available seat on January 24, 2025. here are direct links to the seating charts, you can still click on each of 3 shows and see what's going on there. it changes every few hours :)

[keepthetension]

least realistic thing about ep 5 is these two having their cute little moments in the market touching and sniffing all these flowers and having none of the flower sellers come and yell at them for not buying anything

[beedreamscape]

I guess we won't get any Quay comments out of Sam even with bribery BUT we got an accurate word by word Loquatius AND Bolo impression from Travis mvp of my heart

[roryfrommybabysittersavampire]

hi!!! my name is gray and i just released my first album! it's called mudlot. the genre is all over the place and i can't name it but there's grainy overdriven guitar, melancholy synths, heavy car seat headrest influence and a tboy singing out of his vocal range. it's terrible and i hate it and it's my proudest accomplishment and it would mean a lot to me if you checked it out. 

UPDATE!! MUDLOT IS OUT EVERYWHERE!!  i will love you so much if you take the time to listen to it :3 thanks !

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN ON SPOTIFY

[fearxtoxfreedom]

ELLE COPING MECHANISM : Listening to music? Check.

[junecast-moonfast]

I’d love to know Spotify’s reasoning for putting these songs on my pride mix

[sofiiel]

image courtesy of pinterest

But why does this capture look like Steve's about to say "for Frodo"

[gctchell]

@glccmydayz asked: "Can you give me some cleaning tips?" For Niffty from Misery. Unprompted

"I could, but you're being vague. What kind of cleaning tips are you looking for? Removing decomposition stains, bleaching new beds, how to keep leech widows from coming in through the pipes..?" Niffty leans on her broom, popping her lips a few times idly while watching Misery. "Give me something to work with here."