#possible ibs

[peanutblowandjobsandwich]

and then god said you will have only the most subjective (meaning there is no or little way to actually prove it through like a blood test or smth) physical and mental conditions and symptoms

[wyldblunt]

brain stuck in icebrood saga. scraped out enough time for a broody little glyndwr reflection

[britcision]

I know some people very sensibly limit their diets when they have a digestive disease (and I myself will take a cautious lick of anything spicier than black pepper to test it) but…

It might just be the irregularity (probably caused by having two fucking different digestive diseases)

It might be my Big Dumb Bitch disease (secret sixth undiagnosed disability)

But I have definitely become a lot more kamikaze about my food

My guts are going to be bad ANYWAY because they just are at random, so I might as well eat this chilli that’s been sitting out

Oops I left the cheese out of the fridge? I’ll take a bite and put it back in and if I die before tomorrow it can be thrown out

I’m a slow fucking eater anyway but my food safety awareness has dwindled to nothing in the face of the certainty that I’m Going To Be In Pain Anyway Give Me The Spicy

Nobody tell my gastro though he thinks I’m a good and well behaved patient because I tell him lies of omission and read the research he gives me

(He then uses this belief to fight my corner if my GP or other specialists think I’m a bad and naughty patient exaggerating my symptoms cuz he is a fucking angel and I love him I’m just out of fucks to give)

(This was INVALUABLE against my last GP who never forgave me for playing gameboy in his office when I was fucking 12 and called other patients liars to try and persuade me I was lying too)

[ace-of-d1am0nds]

the entirety of season 3 of la by night has been me going "I have just watched victor make the stupidest decision of his fucking life" and he somehow manages to top himself everytime AND YET IT HAS STILL NEVER BACKFIRED

[zwei2x]

Ah yes. Digestive issues :)

[rithmeres]

whenever i have absolutely nothing going on and don’t need to be anywhere or do anything, everyone around me is perfectly healthy but when i have huge things that i absolutely cannot afford to miss then half my family gets sick at once with different diseases

[hillbillyoracle]

A Quiet Lady Day

I still haven't been feeling well so we kept our Lady Day/Spring celebration pretty quiet. My partner found a dairy free and gluten free cheesecake in our grocery store and picked it up on a whim.

What's more spring than a tornado watch? I'm not in the watch area so it's nice to have a chance to listen in and just practice looking at radar scans and compare how I do with the stream. Pairs nicely with our cheesecake.

Also pictured is our new flower calendar and my grandmother's pink perpetual calendar.

Happy Spring, y'all!

[tramampoline]

its kind of insane how much my high school history class allowed us to take note of the fact that the ottoman empire dissolved in and around world war 1 but not that most of the decisions in the aftermath of that kind of seeded every single regional conflict since huh

[brainrotdotorg]

A HORRIBLE CRISIS: THIS GIRL’S TUMMY HURTS AND SHES IN PUBLIC

[yamatohomo]

remember her? that was wild

[dirtymaidpanties]

My making almost everyone of my ocs a demon of some sort phase is coming back to haunt me, istg you can see that a lot in my ocs..I don't remember the last time I made a oc that was fully human..daisy and deesa don't count because FUNFACT their made out of McDonalds food.

But I might make this silly chick some kinda troll demon thing that lives in a cave or sum

Lil oc dump warning below

Daisy is made from all the sweets from the McDonald's menu but it was from a trash bin..along with a dead man's leg..so thats why shes a lil cray

Deesa is just made purely out of disgusting McDonald's trash which explains why she's such a dick

Both of them were errors since all the other clones are normally made out of ACTUALLY cooked and fresh McDonald's food. They also gained more of a consciousness and more sentient than their robotic like clones which caused them both to get the privilege to actually leave the McDonald's building which they lived in for a good half of their life's..they mainly got kicked out because their basically partners in crime so imagine..but they still gotta work at micky dees and live in a shitty motel deesa bought.

I talk took much but STAN BLACK DRESSES OR SUCK MY NUTS!!!(cringe)

[bluebudgie]

I don't doubt that as a music platform Spotify is much more comfortable to use than Youtube, but my problem with Spotify starts with simple things like the GW2 soundtrack. Does it have the EoD OST? Sure. But two of my three favourite EoD tracks are songs that aren't included on the official OST. So who got my back? Some niche video upload with 200 views on Youtube.

[thefandombringer]

hello byler fandom i have been dead for the last 9 months someone catch me up thx

[ofherlionheart]

ohhh body talk??

throwback to when i said i'd probably never be interested in writing a/b/o because body talk is. in fact. haikyuu a/b/o hahahaha

Pack Leader sits back with a grunt. “Well. You’re a shifter, which means you exist as a human and as a wolf. Shifters are either alphas or omegas. Since you’re an alpha, Iwaizumi will take you in.” He looks at the man who was waiting at the dirt road but hasn’t said a word this whole time. “Tell him what he needs to know. Keep him in the house until we’re sure he can behave himself. He’s already attacked Hinata once.” Suga bristles. “Excuse me?” “Even if you haven’t presented yet, you’re old enough to have experienced proto-ruts. Have you ever felt out of control? Aggressive? Possessive? Violent?” Each addition is a blow to Suga’s gut, faces from his past flashing in his mind. Asahi. Tsuzumi. Uehara. He secures his smile, breathing evenly through his nose to keep his composure, but Pack Alpha just grunts again. “That’s what alphas are,” he says. “What you are.”

[irritable-bowel-showdown]

damn I can’t believe they took away her shits in the adaptations 😔

fun fact, women are statistically more likely to suffer from ibs than men #feminism

[technicolorxsn]

I forgot that ib has like. 0 replay value