#posts that are bad

[chainymail]

when you wear your sword at your hip and the hilt sticks out at your waistline it’s basically a strap but even better because it’s also an armrest.

however regardless the accessory - dildo or blade - its imperative that you keep sucking because I swear I can feel it

[hellsitegenetics]

Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler

You’re so skibiti

You’re so fanum tax I just wanna be your sigma

Freaking come here

Give me your Ohio

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[pastadoughie]

fap ur spirit boner w/ these 7 cosmic rituals

[handsome-john]

[crazysodomite]

hey bald boy, nice head. can i slap it?

[systemdeez]

Bitches be like "femboy asses are self lubricating!!!" My brother in Christ hemorrhoid blood cannot be used as lube!!!

[palegr33333nstars33]

adam sandler? what are you doing in this saw trap?

adam sandler: waiting for them to play gangnam style

[juney-blues]

if you think about it, transmisandry really effects *everyone*

[numbersareimaginary]

Second American civil war soldiers be like: "For the dommymommyland!!!”

[raspberryjamnnn]

early to bed and early to rise makes a girl funny, cunny, and wise

[microwavingtoniii]

Is there any good booty to plunder? Asking for me matey

[randy-racc00n]

I love that you're supporting me wanting a flat chest but can you please stop stepping on my tittys

[pissmaster228]

[monarcho-mysticism]

I got that mf dawg in me (need a collar around my neck)

[dnickels]

Understanding that the Teamsters strike is most likely to Disrupt My Routines and looking to the future very stalwartly and resolutely, like a peasant who had just given all their winter stores to the glorious people's army for provisions along with his sons. This sacrifice is necessary, worthy. I am the truest ally to the cause. So true in fact that the Teamsters should give me one of their cool jackets. Please?