#predator mom

[black-suns-rim]

Nomad cuddling his mama after a rough day. He would totally act all tough when he's in front of his peers and mom, but he would secretly love his mother's embrace.

@thenomadclan

[dennisboobs]

2x03 // 2x10 // 12x07 // 15x08 // 16x02

↳ Charlie + father figures

[milogoestogreendale]

over a year later but. THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED

[pisshandkerchief]

the obvious double standard with which we as a society treat amab nonbinary people and trans women who don't fit the level of feminity that they're expected to is actually disgusting.

[antiqueanimals]

A Weasel and Bird's Nest in Spring. Alfred William Strutt (1856-1924)

via

[zappedbyzabka]

Sacrificial lamb and all that

[giyuulatte]

i feel like this is a great time to announce that i am a monster movie enthusiast. i LOVE monster and mecha movies!! godzilla, king kong, transformers, pacific rim, kaiju, alien, predator…GIMME IT ALL

[black-suns-rim]

Christmas shitpost, lol

[horneeforfics]

Ok, so I can't get the yautja looking down on you with his superior nose thing out of my head. So take this, and we will go our separate ways.

A yautja human hybrid, truly a marvel of how far things have come between these two races. To most, they are a fascination, to others they are a disgrace, and to you? They are the posh asshat you've been dealing with.

Why the yautja decided to have their female mate with some posh dude with a huge fucking nose was beyond you. Why not a president, or someone of high physical status? They were warriors right? The spawn those two made...they looked pretty much exactly like a yautja, save for human like hair growing across the body...and a large nose. Damn thing looked like the size of a small lemon.

The worst thing is that you had to spend time with this jerk. He was posh, with an over inflated ego, and to top it off, a narcissist. You were chosen to help integrate this man into human society, which was hard due to him being a yautja, and his painful personality.

You couldn't get mad, or fight back. As much as it pained you, he could kick your ass with ease, so talking back would earn you a fractured skull, and a notice of termination as his social integration aid. To make matters worse, he's gotten used to mocking you now, so that's another treat.

He always looks down on you, claiming about his superior family, and superior nose.

Holy fucking shit I'm dying over here. Not even the Mario movie I saw today got me laughing as hard as you.

That superior nose bitch is 'bout to have a step mom when I fuck his mom.

[cleromancy]

going to start fistfighting people who write jason fanfiction without having read lost days. Starting With My Enemy Snott Blobdell

[ciderjacks]

MQ fandom needs to remember that Brad is a total freak and that David is terrified of decision making cause i keep reading these fanfics where Brad is nice and normal and David is confident and sexy

[ghostcrows]

idk. on one hand. i should not have been so left to my own devices as a child. on the other hand. i cant imagine what i'd be like as a person had it not been for mostly unsupervised internet access. for better or for worse it shaped me

[tj-crochets]

Hey y’all! Slightly weird request, but can you please give me any “living around coyotes” advice you have?  My mom’s backyard has no fence and backs onto a huge open field which goes up to foothills, which are also unoccupied by humans. She’s been trying to grow vegetables this year, which means she has a lot of ground squirrels in her yard (eating the vegetables), which seems to be attracting coyotes? They’ve been getting closer and closer and today she sent me a picture of a coyote what appears to be less than 100 feet from her door. The problem is my mom likes to take long walks in that big field and the coyotes keep getting closer to her on those walks. I know they make coyote-safety vests for dogs but idk the human equivalent? It’s not like one or two coyotes, it’s a bunch of them. I think she said the most she’s seen at a time is seven.