#pretty much me in lazytown honestly

[retrobr]

Lazytown Shenanigans pt. 2

So this time I've watched two episodes in a row: "Sportacus Saves the Toys" and "The Lazy Cup." I can't say that I liked both of the episodes, but they weren't bad either lmaoo. And, well, I think I liked the "Sportacus Saves the Toys" episode more than "The Lazy Cup"

So,

"Sportacus Saves the Toys."

In the first of the above-mentioned episodes, there were – holy moly – some new locations, even despite the fact that they weren't shown for too long. I liked that China and France looked somewhat identical to Lazytown, like they looked funky and colorful as well as Lazytown, u know

This episode made me feel a little bad for Ziggy tbh. I mean, Ziggy is one of my favorite characters; he has a very sweet (badum-tss) and kind personality. I live for this kind of character who is mostly cheerful and happy about everything in their life. And this episode was one of those in which someone ruined his mood, so that made me feel sad. I am sad /ref

And it was Stingy and Stephanie again who did that, just like in the "Ziggy's Alien" episode. Bruh why are they doing that to my boy :(

OH AND ZIGGY'S AND SPORTACUS' "FAMILY BONDING." I fucking adore their interaction, and I fucking love when Sportacus tries to cheer Ziggy up. I just can't do it anymore why are they so adorable 🥺 But then Stingy and Stephanie (mostly Stingy. All the blame is on him /j) ruined his happy mood once again. DAMN WHY JUST WHY ARRERGH-

A few words about Stingy. My God, he can't even play peacefully without proving that things belong to him. BRO UM JUST PLAY NORMALLY, GODDAMMIT, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?? Holy chimichangas, he even took all the sunscreen for himself, what the hell, seriously.... I just despise him at this point, but I can't help myself. He's just annoying.

Anyways. Milford and Bessie were adorable, as always. Can't help but smile like a dork when I see them interacting 🥺

And for goodness sake let Robbie rest and eep!! I can't say that much about him because, well, he was acting silly again as always, so yeah. But the machine that he built was a TOTAL MONSTROSITY. I would've shit myself if I saw that thing walking towards me omg 😭 /hj

And, finally, the "grab my hand" line. Nothing much to say because I'm shaking fiercely like a small pathetic chihuahua..... these dorks are going to be the end for me fr.

"The Lazy Cup."

Well, um, that was something I guess 😭 I don't even know what to say about this episode, except for some small things.

The Sportacus' "ball" shout from the very beginning set the mood for the whole episode, I tell you guys. (/j) I mean that was just very sudden, I just turned on the episode, and the very first thing I heard was "BOAHL" 😭

Won't say anything about Bessie and Milford again because I told about them earlier; they're just cute, like a married but not actually married old couple. Good for them

And speaking about old couples and stuff. There's no doubt to me from this point that Robbie is fucking obsessed with Sportadork. I mean, bro says that he hates him but at the same time HAS A GODDAMN MANNEQUIN OF HIM; bro says "ooohhh noo not him again" and still continues to watch him. Like dude, my dear, calm down 😔

But whatever. Robbie's disguise was pretty nice, I should say; I think his name was Sergio?? I honestly don't remember, but I think it's one of my favorite disguises of his.

And I would like to say that Robbie's team was SO FUCKING ODD I JUST UGH?? 😭 BRO GATHERED THE MOST CRINGE GUYS THAT HE HAS I SWEAR. And like, how did it even work? Did he just bring his own disguises to life? I don't know maybe I'm just stupid, but I didn't know that his disguise machine could do things like that

Finally, Stingy again. In this episode he actually did something nice – in other words, he helped Stephanie. Ok bud, that was a good act of yours 🙄

Well, I guess that's all.. It turned out to be a little longer than I expected, so I want to thank you if someone read this to the end :]

[bugreeks]

S1 ep2. 8/10 VERY SILLY. So silly episode

If I remember correctly this was the second episode made for the show so that’s why it’s so like. Disconnected from the other eps I’m pretty sure there’s another ep like it (sports day I think)

Sportacus being a newcomer is completely ignored and honestly I think the idea of him being like “play outside 🥰” and the kids go NO. And he’s like “ ok hehe” is so funny

I like how Robbie has the wonky shoes ready like if it was any other day would he have just found an excuse to use them?

Pixels voice. Again probably bc it was an early production ep that’s why he’s voiced by a random dude here but very silly nonetheless I do def prefer his reg voice tho

I would never allow another dude to goop my shoes -2 points

Love how sportacus seethes tho good for him

Why didn’t he just have him walk outta town? Like yeah he’s embarrassed now but then what?

Anyways W kids of lazytown

A lot more sportacus sliding around than I remember he did not slide around that much

I like the dead silence for a bit that was comedic

Why the fuck is stingy flying a kite

+100 bonus points for always a way like Stephanie saw her grown man friend almost accidentally kick her friends in the faces and decided to produce a banger then and there

So many grown men sliding around

Love how the mayors like “ROBERT? What r u doing here silly goose”

“I’m sorry loonycus” ok Mr Mayor get his ass!

I think this ep implies that robbie and sportacus had beef before it but it’s very funny to assume they JUST met here bc they didn’t in the last ep

Love u Pixel “WOAH COOL REMOTE but mean trick >:(“

What was that slime goo

And now they are dancing:)

This quickly devolved into me writing while I watched but this ep is so silly love it 💙 9/10 my rating changed

[pomjuicedrops360]

Woah, a two in one post?? With LAZYTOWN AU's??! HOLY MO- JK, in all seriousness though this is an entry my sister @fizzyapplesauce is holding for her Lazytown AU, Bing Bang Literature Club. This was a tough piece to deal with because I had to constantly edit and fix mistakes, but it's finally done and well! The next slide is some fanart for her other AU, LazySwap, pretty much a gender bent version of the original LazyTown which I find very cool. This one was more easier to handle, few mistakes to fix, and I honestly had more fun and enjoyment with the LazySwap piece. If you wanna check out these AU's if you're interested in anything LazyTown, or just want to support another artist then check out Fizzy's other accounts! ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ . @bing_bang_literature_club @lazyswap . Hope you enjoyed! Stay safe & God bless 💖 . . Both pieces made with Krita on the XP-PEN Artist 22e Pro. Edited with IbisPaintX with chromatic aberration (moving, 2%), chromatic zoom (10%), both with noise (15%) . . "Thank you for making me so wonderfully complex! Your workmanship is marvelous—how well I know it." Psalms 139:14 NLT . . #pomjuicedrips360 #bingbangliteratureclub #lazyswap #krita #ibispaintx #ibispaintedit #lazytown #dokidokiliteratureclub #thesupersproutletshow #show #kidstvshow #tvshow #alternateuniverse #au #illustration #art #digitalart #digitaldrawing #characterart #pink #blue #polkadot #stripes https://www.instagram.com/p/CpZbB4gOfA-/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[pokemonpunqueen]

Cute sportarobbie/Lazytown idea I think

Okay so I’m a dancer, and a ex martial artist but recently, I’ve medically gotten to a point where it’s hard to do anything that’s too physical and I have to take constant naps now (I also sometimes have spells where my vision goes black and I have to lay down to feel better) and it got me thinking A new child shows up in lazytown. Everyone is ,of course, so excited. They hear that the child is a ex martial artist/ swimmer/ some kind of sport. Everyone’s excited and asks for them to show them their skills, but the kid has to refuse or only do the simplest stuff. When the kinds all wanna work out, the child (coaxed by the others who were all so excited and I’m a people pleaser so I’ll put myself in horrible situations to make sure I don’t disappoint )

So the child goes ahead and does their best. Like, five minutes later the child is starting to have a spell (you may be like “but would sport’s crystal go off?” I personally think in this situation, it wouldn’t because they have dealt with it so much they've convinced they they’s not in danger) and get exhausted, so they do their best to get away with some excuse (probably like I have stuff I have to finish at home) and goes and takes a nap in a bench. Well a certain someone *cough cough* Villain Number One *cough* sees this kid on the bench, looking absolutely pale and breathing kinda hard. The gently wakes the kid because ‘he doesn’t want a child dying on his bench’ (or that’s what he told the others) and they explain their condition, And how they moved to be closer to a big city to find a doctor to figure out what’s wrong, even going as far to tell him the whole not wanting to disappoint thing.. Robbie instantly realizes “this kid is gonna get themselves killed” and he starts to try and watch after the kid. Literally everyone notices how they try not to do too much in the physical area, how they take more naps then normal, and how Robbie seems to constant be talking to the kid (he’s trying to convince them to start journaling how they are feeling and he reads over them trying to help). The others convince them to go on a run, and they agree because the others seemed so excited. The kid then has a spell mid run and lays on the ground heavy breathing unresponsive (when I have a spell, I can’t speak until like a couple second after it’s over) and they flip out. Sports crystal blares and he tries to help them by bringing them back to town to try and go to a doctor. When Robbie sees Sportaflop running with the child in his arms flipping like a rag doll, he FREAKS. He runs over and stops sport dead in his tracks and makes him lay them on the bench until the spell can pass. Robbie explains why the child fainted and the issues they have. He also explains how they really wish they could be more active, but can’t because of the illness, causing them to have low self esteem. From then on, sport tries to help them do some physical things, but also makes them understand they have limits. Robbie is like the mother hen when the child starts to feel bad. The kids understand and all individually find a thing to do with the kid, making sure the kid will be okay even if it’s physical in some way, like Stephane showing her a cool dance move she learned, or watching and playing games with pixel, or even talking about superheroes with ziggy. Father’s Day rolls around and the child sends both Sportacus and Robbie a Father’s Day card and both are so happy and for sportarobbie maybe they can mutually bond on the fact they both want to protect the child. I don’t know it sounded cooler in my head but thanks for listening! [Edit] I messed up but I fixed it to where it’s gender neutral!

[imaginedigimon]

If the Adventure kids and their digimon's ever became evil/dark Digidestined, what will be your headcanons on the kids personalities or evolution lines and stuff like that?

Ah, I should’ve seen this coming.

The evil DigiDestined question.

Adventure Kids... BUT EVIL

Tai [Taichi]

This is where the canon comes in handy (and makes my job easier), because at the very least, we know we’d see SkullGreymon a heckuva lot more. While SkullGreymon is kind of the embodiment of the not good things in the Digital World, Tai as an evil kid would be... hilarious? Like think of any cartoon villain (Gargamel from The Smurfs and Robbie Rotten from LazyTown come to mind), and that’s Tai.

And then he’d end up taking over the world because no one took him seriously. Not that we have to worry, he just wanted to be able to sleep longer and eat a lot.

Matt [Yamato]

Now Matt... Matt would be that villain that causes entire factions of the fandom to scream “IF HE’S EVIL WHY IS HE SO HOT”

He’d also be the type of sympathetic villain that you can’t help but think has a point and then you start to wonder about the implications of your own moral code if you sorta see what the VILLAIN is getting at. And then you realize he’s cuckoo for Coco Puffs cuz he’s going way too far and oh no, we need to stop his ass.

Gabumon’s evolution chain would probably go the Dobermon route thank you Wikimon for being a pal since, you know. Big scary dog. He just wants cuddles tho

Sora

Honestly, why hasn’t Sora turned evil yet in the Adventure continuity? Tai and Matt never listen to her and insist on being her canon love interests xD I love them dearly, but seriously---

In all seriousness, Sora probably takes the “every human is garbage” sort of route were she evil. Just generally done(tm) with everyone’s bullshit and is basically gonna raze the world to the ground and start anew. Not a TERRIBLE idea, but could we NOT use Digimon to do it----

Most likely, Biyomon takes the Cockatrimon route. What better way to take down all humans then freeze them like Medusa?

Izzy [Koushiro]

He was already a genius, but as an evil genius, he’d be TERRIFYING. Like there would seriously be no hope of stopping him unless, like...Mimi? I guess? But anyway, he would definitely succeed in taking over the world. And why did he do it? Because he can (and because kids bullied him as a child for being different). Kinda like Moriarty taken to a super extreme level I guess.

*shudders*

Tentomon in this instance would warp to Tyrant Kabuterimon, which I definitely didn’t decide because of the “tyrant” in the name.

Mimi

Like Matt, Mimi would give the “oh no she’s hot” vibes to the fandom. She’d be a lot like Lust from FMA and I don’t know how to feel about that. She just wants to be queen, is that so bad? Reminds me a bit of Queen Levana from The Lunar Chronicles to be honest. Scary stuff. Probably relies on her looks to trick the “heroes” into thinking she’s harmless and then sends Palmon after ‘em. Those poor heroes.

Palmon goes the Sunflowmon route here, and I swear I’m not just saying this because Sunflowmon always freaked me out a little. I mean, come on--A FLOATING SUNFLOWER WITH A FACE AND TAIL THING

Joe [Jou/Jyou]

He’s got the glasses and the dark hair if he was evil he’d basically be a darker version of Kyoya from Ouran High School Host Club. Funny cracks aside, Joe would possibly become a villain because no one ever took him seriously, and his inferiority complex basically whooshed out of control and warped him a bit. Happens to the best of us, am I right? Yeah... and he could probably get pretty far with his schemes, too. Man studied hard for a reason.

Gomamon goes Gesomon route. Because what else screams “EVIL” but squid tentacles coming out of nowhere to restrain you while the villain gives his monologue?

T.K. [Takeru]

Wasn’t... wasn’t T.K. already evil? Or was that just me?

T.K. went villainous for one of two reasons: something happened to Matt, or he started hating the world because of being separated from Matt. If, say, he didn’t have the privilege of seeing his brother like he did in Adventure, he might decide the world doesn’t really deserve to exist anymore because it dared keep him away from Matt. Scary stuff. Let’s pretend it was the first option. Revenge is a dish best served with a cute face.

Oh... oh, this is interesting. According to Wikimon, Patamon can evolve to Devimon.

Now wouldn’t that be just perfect?

I hate this, I hate this so much

Kari [Hikari]

Hm. Kari’s hard, because of the Crest of Light and all, but she’d probably go evil for similar reasons to T.K. Someone messed with Tai, and that wasn’t cool. She’d probably have more of a mental breakdown about it that would result in some waaaaaay bad cruelty, and it would be like the Digimon Emperor ratcheted up about five notches. Honestly? Horrifying stuff.

Well APPARENTLY Ophanimon is a dark Digivolution that’s bullshit but WHATEVER but (and I’m using Gatomon here because old habits die hard) for shits and giggles, let’s say we get Lady Devimon. Because it’s not a party unless you hate irony at least once a day.

All at Once

Now if ALL of the Adventure kids were to turn evil at once, chaos would ensue. However, I’d like to think they’d at LEAST be the type of villains to stick by each other...hopefully. They would most likely collectively turn evil if the human world continued treating Digimon like creatures that should be stopped/eradicated or are too dangerous to coexist with. Hard to say what the order of their “fall” would be, but eventually all of them would be a little in too deep to get out...

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....I’m going to end up writing fics about this, aren’t I

[solastia]

Day 14

As You Are, Yoongi x Original Female Character, 3/? Chapters, 10 k words so far

I missed yesterday!!! AHHHH! But that’s ok, that just means you get 2-for-1 today, whether you want it or not, muahahahahaha!!!

Ok, Sunny, our MC in this story, is so fucking relatable it hurts! How many of us have been there? Stuck in a shitty job, working hard and not getting anywhere, dreaming of a different life that seems completely unattainable. I am Sunny, Sunny is me!!! Or at least I’ve been her during various stages of my life.

“She looked over at Bang PD and suddenly felt lightheaded. He was smiling too, and clapping. They were saved.”

That’s right, our mans Bang PD is the hero of this story, as he should!!!

And what’s with Yoongi being so aloof in the beginning??!! Admit you liked the performance Yoongi!!

“The girls all rushed to hug him, except Sunny, who elected to grin at him from the table she was leaning against.”

OOOH BOY, our girl has walls built thick and high, doesn’t she?? I get the feeling she’s been hurt and has been disappointed by life one too many times.

“She needed this to work. THEY needed this to work. She was tired of having nothing, tired of seeing her girls hungry and exhausted. She was just tired….”

“She put everything into the song. All of her hopes for the future, her love for her girls, her desire to be happy for once in her life, despite the demons that lived inside her.”

Ok, yeah, I’m ready to throw down for Sunny. Must protecc

“All of the girls were getting excited. This was it. They’d made it.”

WHY DO I FEEL LIKE THIS IS SO OMINOUS?!?!? LIKE, SOMETHING REALLY BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN?? Maybe because I know how much you like to hurt us :|

“I wasn’t actually going to do it. I was just…” she sobbed.

“I know. Believe me, I know.” He sighed, propping his chin on her head.”

Oh, so our boi Yoongi isn’t so cold and distant after all!!

“Manager Sejin was a teddy bear, but a HUGE teddy bear.”

I welcome any and all mentions of Manager Sejin, thank you so much!!!

AND THE END OF THAT FIRST CHAPTER….BIIIIISH!!!

Ok, so...I am absolutely speechless about Chapter 2. There is so much that is implied, so much hurt, so much pent up anger, and then the little girl!!! I cried. I shed real tears over this chapter. Sunny is so incredibly strong, I love her!

And now, a shift in the tone of the story, something you are really good at!

“We are watching some horror movie now. I think it’s called “LazyTown.”

Mina chuckled. “Sis, that’s a children’s television show.”

“I’m pretty sure it’s not. It���s terrifying. Those puppet things have the most expressionless faces I’ve ever seen. I’m almost certain they are possessed. I’m also pretty sure the pink haired bitch is a serial killer. And they all keep bullying the only decent guy on this show, the one with the chin.”

YES SUNNY!! That show was so freaking disturbing! Our gurl is talented and smart, she knows what’s up!

“Yes, Mom. I have my pepper spray, the alarm thingy, and that knife that looks like a key. I remember everything you taught me about punching my hand into the nose, kicking them in the nuts, and using my shoe laces to get out of a zip tie.”

Ok I am both impressed and concerned, Sunny. Our girl is determined to keep the other girls safe!

“ Ruby squeals and throws her arms around Sunny, who looks uninterested in the show of affection to the casual observer, but all the girls know she secretly adores it.”

Hmmmmm, reminds me of someone...but who????

“You have tiny ass legs.”

There you go, Sunny, take him down a notch.

“You have a big ass nose.” He replied in a monotone.”

Awwwww, love is in the air! LMAO!

“Look at me for a minute. I’m being actually serious here. That’s not going to happen. However, IF you hear something like that, bring it to me. I will not hesitate to shut that shit down. Got it?”

Well dayuum Yoongi, why you acting like a dreamy Knight in Shining Armor all of a sudden?? I like it! Don’t get me wrong, I’m just curious. Perhaps it’s because YOU HAVE A RAGING CRUSH ON SUNNY?!?!

“Enjoy your porn!”

“Thank you. I will.”

😂😂😂 I can’t with these two!

“She noticed a few longing glances between certain people, and made a note to have “the talk” with the males in question. The talk being “Hurt them and die.”

SUNNY HAS ZERO CHILL!! Someone please switch her to decaf. Wait, no. Then someone will surely lose their life! Nevermind

“Close your mouth and eat, wife. You’re setting a bad example for our daughter.” His deadpanned voice barely hinting at it being a joke.

Nope. That totally didn’t just give her goosebumps.”

ME TOO BITCH!!! AAAHHHH!!!!

“Her plot for revenge was interrupted as she felt fingers threading through her right hand. Long, elegant fingers. She looked down and stared at their hands, palm to palm, interlocking fingers, what the fuck…

She glanced at Yoongi, who was looking around the room completely straight faced, occasionally taking a bite of something. Nonchalant as hell. He offered her a sip of his beer, unfazed by her glare when their eyes met.”

OOOMMAAAGGAAAHHHH!!! YONGI YOU SLY BASTARD!!!

This fic was an emotional rollercoaster, from start to finish! This was the first time I’ve read this one, and I was not disappointed. I honestly don’t know who I’m feeling more, Yoongi or Sunny!!! AAAHH! Thank you!

Ok, be back with the second part of this 2-for-1 deal in a bit...

This one needs some serious rewriting and I’m always embarrassed when people read it 😬

Can I just mention something real quick? I think I’m hilarious, right? I mean, we all think that we are the funniest people we know, but I write certain lines that are sarcastic and dry because that’s just how my humor is, and I always go back and reread those lines and crack up because I’m apparently narcissistic when it comes to my own humor.

Anyway, I’ve noticed during this venture of yours that you have a talent for picking the lines that I myself go back and read. So thank you for validating my belief that I’m the funniest mf out there 😂

[doyelikehaggis]

How come you never watched drake and josh so you did not know about Megan/Mindy

I just never came across it on tv while growing up 🤷‍♀️ Okay, maybe this will help, here is a list of things I grew up watching until the age of ten

• Harry Potter

• Still Game (Seriously, this was pretty much my entire childhood in itself)

• VHS Disney movies

• Movies like St Trinians and Wild Child and Angus, Thongs, and Perfect Snogging

• Tracy Beaker

• Glee

• CBBC (So, again, Tracy Beaker, Horrible Histories, Arthur, ChuckleVision, Teletubbies, Tweenies, Come Outside, Pingu, Mona the Vampire, LazyTown, Trapped!)

• Cbeebies (In the Night Garden, Something Special, Balamory, Charlie and Lola, Numberjacks, Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, Fimbles, Nina and the Neurons)

• Popgirl (Miss this channel so much, 6teen, Life with Derek, Lizzie McGuire, Madeline, Mew Mew Power, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Strawberry Shortcake, Trollz, Winx Club, Zoey 101)

• Tiny Pop (The Berenstain Bears, Rolie Polie Olie, Timothy Goes to School, My Little Pony, Care Bears)

• Walker, Texas Ranger

• Calamity Jane

• On the Buses

• Eastenders, Coronation Street, Emmerdale, River City

• Doctor Who + The Sarah Jane Adventures

• CITV (Horrid Henry, Adventure Time, Art Attack, Baby Looney Tunes, Ben 10, Bratz, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Curious George, Digimon, Dora the Explorer, Engie Benji, Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids, Hilltop Hospital, King Arthur's Disasters, Little Einsteins, Meg and Mog, My Parents Are Aliens, Noddy, Rub-A-Dub-Dub, Rugrats, Sailor Moon, Scooby Doo, SpongeBob SquarePants, Winnie the Pooh, The Wombles, Tom and Jerry)

• Specifically Milkshake Channel 5 (Angelina Ballerina, Bananas in Pyjamas, Fifi and the Flowertots, Peppa Pig, The Mr. Men Show, High 5, Rupert, Thomas the Tank Engine, Barney, Bear in the Big Blue House, Harry and His Bucket Full of Dinosaurs, Blue's Clues, Jojos Circus, Oswald, Pocoyo)

• Special mentions: Me Too!, Andy Pandy, Bits and Bobs, Clifford the Big Red Dog, Dani's House, Dennis the Menace and Gnasher, Bill and Ben, Get Squiggling, Little Robots, Mister Maker, Pablo the Little Red Fox, Powerpuff Girls, Family Guy, American Dad

• Nickelodeon (Victorious, iCarly, Fairly OddParents, The Backyardigans, Go Diego Go!)

So, those shows were pretty much my childhood up until the age of 10! The tv in the living room was pretty much always split between three categories: old westerns that were usually in black and white (my dad), CITV or CBBC (me and my sister), and Clubland (my mum).

I honestly don't know how I missed shows like Drake & Josh when it was airing on Nickelodeon, but I just didn't pay too much attention to that channel most of the time if iCarly or Victorious wasn't on, I guess. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this long trip down memory lane that no one asked for!

[afoxysunny]

Stingy as Vault

I went through a couple options what Miraculous to give Stingy and in the end settled on the Turtle, Wayzz. Now you might be a little confused and inclined to ask "but wait, you already gave Jives the turtle?? Did you forget that or are xou redconning it??" and I'd say, very well observed but trust me, it'll all make sense in due time

Stingy, just like in Lazytown canon, is the kind of kid who will not share anything unless he has to and prioritizes his own gain over basically everything and everyone else. Granted, in the show it's mostly played for laughs but that is not what a superhero is made of. Lucky Bug and Pitch Serval are very clearly advised to choose people they can trust with their own and the lives of their family and friends. Due to him behaving like a total selfish dick he does in fact not get to choose a Miraculous together with all the other teens in the friendgroup.

I'll go a little more in depth how it happens in the story section of this post but for now just know he eventually ends up getting the Turtle Miraculous from Jives

Here's what i referenced while drawing him

I swear, while drawing i looked at a seaturtle that had a yellow, brown, green and blue pattern on its shell but that miraculously (haha) is the only pic i couldn't find again while making these collages for you; but anyway

Design Notes:

Suit and tie vibe - it was never even an option to pull Stingy's outfit away from suit and tie territory so i gave him a vest as that looks basically like the shell bodx of a turtle anyway, he got those fabulous scale like suit shoes i found and the patches on his knees and elbowy are supposed to resemble the patches often sewn on suit jackets. He's just fancy like that

Shield - this was one of the spontaneous ideas that made me certain i wanna give him the Turtle Miraculous. Because of his wealth based priorities the usually simple shell like shield gets a yellow rim and a giant 1 on top of the design to look like a coin

Miraculous Power, Shell-ter - usually this power manifests as a dome like shape around the heroes to protect them from attacks. Strangely when Stingy uses it it changes its form completely. Because to him nothing is safer than a safe so it's not rount at all but instead a cube with one big hexagon on the front side, ya know, like thw door of a vault

Hair - slicked back hair not only fit well to represent a turtle but also

I honestly don't have a lot more to say here, it all fell pretty naturally into place once i settled on the theme

Reasoning:

Canon Stingy essentially runs on one of two modes, all for one or one for all

Either i want all the things and the best of the best, every thing needs to belong to me there is no debating it, i don't care about anybody else, all is mine, every thing and sometimes even people

Or all things suck, nothing is worth anything without my friends, all i want is my friends and nothing but my friends

And i wanted to include both sides of him

Story:

Stingy lucked out pretty hard with his suoer rich family, at least when it comes to possessions; personality wise, not so much. Being mostly around his parents he grew up to be very selfish as he was used to getting whatever he wanted. With Sportacus never moving into town Stephanie and the other kids were the only possitive influence he had but it didn't work wonders. Sure, they all are good friends but mostly just because they grew up together and that unites people. Overall, he is the friend in the group that nobody really understands how they became friends with but they like him and he likes them so nobody questions it.

But. When Álfurildi entrusted Lucky Bug and Pitch Serval to gather allies he was very certain to make absolutely sure the two understood how important it is to choose people they can trust. Trust to always have their backs and maybe even trust with their own lives and the lives of everyone in town.

When the duo explained the Miracle Box to their friends and told them to pick a Miraculous Stingy was overwhelmed by the shiny opportunity and immediately wanted them all for himself. He offered to buy the rest because they said one for each. Lucky Bug and Pitch Serval look at each other and the decision is made. No Miraculous for Stingy. He's just too unreliable, too unfocused, too selfish to be a hero in their team.

Offended to be the only one excluded he goes to pout. But not far away. He stays nearby to pout to make sure his friends can see him clearly so maybe they'll feel bad. They don't. He ends up "coincidentally" showing up to all their training sessions with cool expensive things only he has to pout some more.

One day the team of heroes is in mids of battle (second or maybe even first actual battle against the not yet very defined antagonist) when their protector Grinding Turtle, aka Jives, collapses like he's infamously known for. With him his Shell-ter breaks down and Spectra, aka Pixel, has to quickly jump to pick up his friend and bring him out of the fight. That's when Stingy, who has been nervously watching all this time, jumps into action himself. Snatching the Turtle Bracelet away from his unconscious friend he transforms into the new turtle themed superhero. He can't bear watching his friends lose this fight and so he had to take this chance as he saw it. Now or never. With a fresh Shell-ter powered by the very confident and determined Stingy they get a chance to regroup and turn this fight around.

After the battle, now that all his friends are safe again, he of cause refuses to give back the Miraculous to the rightful owner. Jives, by now awake again, looks a little lost at Lucky and Pitch. They exchange a few meaningful glances, then nod. Stingy can keep the Turtle Miraculous and Jives just has to pick a new one.

Name:

I'm sure it's obvious by now but I'll add it anyway.

In this moment of desperation, where Stingy's actions for the first time are not fueled by simply wanted to have a Miraculous but instead wanting to protect his friends the Shell-ter takes on the unusal cube-ish form of a giant safe. Because that's what Stingy needed in the moment, something unbreakably secure around his friends.

That's when someone asks in confusion "a safe?" and the ever confident know-it-all Stingy goes "actually, it's a vault, and it's mine!" super proud of himself he then decides to keep the name Vault for himself

Damn, look at you, reading all those words. Thank you so much for your attention and i hope it made sense and that you enjoyed it

[goofy-goober-groupie]

Soft asks: 8, 9, 12, 14, 18, 19, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30! Sorry for all the questions, you don't need to answer every one of them if it's too much trouble! :) I hope you're doing well and I can't wait to read your upcoming fanfic!

Soft Asks!

8- Tag someone (or multiple people) who make you feel good

@linadoonofficial @dykekaren y'all make me so happy! There’s a ton more people but the list would be far too long lol

9- What calms you down?

Something that has been recently helping to calm me down is collecting trading cards! I found this series called Lights of Broadway and the cards feature all kinds of actors, directors, places, and shows from the Broadway scene- the illustrations on the cards are so pretty and I love sorting them and putting them into the little plastic card protectors 😊

12- How are you?

I’m actually doing pretty good! Here and there I’ll have an off day where everything can kind of feel overloaded and too much, but for the most part I’ve been keeping my spirits up and feeling alright! <3

14- Favorite feel-good show?

Of course Spongebob is number one on my list of feel-good shows right now, but I also adore Lazytown! That show is adorable and it literally warms my heart every time I watch it 💞

18- Do you still love stuffed animals?

Yes 100%! I used to lovveee Webkinz when they were popular and one of my oc’s is actually based off of the black bear Webkinz plush! To this day I still love stuffed animals and have a pretty cute little collection of them 🐻

19- Most important thing in your life?

Kind of a basic answer but I’d have to say my friends and family. I am incredibly blessed and thankful that I have a great family and friends that support me ❤️

25- What’s the best personal gift someone could give you?

I’ve received some amazing drawings as gifts from some of my friends over the years and those have always been very special to me! I love anything that’s handmade such as a drawing or a letter :) Also very cheesy but I would probably melt if someone ever wrote a song for me!

26- What movie would you want to live in?

This is such a tough question since I love way too many movies but if I had to choose one I’d probably pick Casper! It’s one of my all-time favorites and the house in the movie is absolutely beautiful! 

27- Which character would you want to be?

I honestly think being Sandy Cheeks would be so cool! She’s one of my role models, she’s super smart, and she’s an amazing friend! 🌺🐿️

28- Hugs or hand-holding?

I love getting hugs! 🥰

29- Morning, afternoon, or night?

I go back and forth a lot between being a morning person and being a night person. Currently, I’ve become more of a night owl since I haven’t been able to go to work but I do appreciate the few times when I do wake up early and am able to take it slow in the mornings :)

30- What reminds you of home (doesn’t have to mean house… just things that remind you of the feeling of home)?

Some things that remind me of home would be- going on trips with my family and friends, laughter, good food, coffee, watching cartoons I used to watch when I was little, Spongebob, broadway, and certain songs 💓

Thank you so much for all of the questions and sorry it took me so long to answer! Always feel free to send me as many questions as you’d like, I love answering them. I hope you’re doing good as well and I’m glad you’re excited for the fic! Not sure when it’ll be done but hopefully soon 🤗🤗🤗

[all-hail-the-witcher]

hello, this is your fbi agent

okay so i have no explanation for this im sorry

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ship: ralbert

genre: crack with memes

warnings: first person (????), memes, more memes, this is not related to spies, the worst crack and even worse writing, idk fam

editing: ha

words: 1099

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*record scratch*

*freeze frame*

Yes, that’s me, Albert Dasilva, sitting behind a desk, spying on someone through their phone camera for the FBI. You’re probably wondering how i ended up in this situation. Well, frankly, I am too. I always knew that I was a walking meme, but I never thought that I would actually become one.

See, I had just finished college and, like most college graduates, was looking for a job. One of my friends who asked to remain nameless *ahem* jAcK keLLy, told me to apply to work at the FBI because apparently you only need a college degree to do that. And me, being the dumbass that I am, decided to do it as a joke cause fuck it, why would they ever hire someone who had been arrested for stealing oats and cream cheese from Target when they were 14? (Alright fine, I technically wasn't arrested, the cop was clearly caffeine deprived and let us off with a warning. Although they didn't catch us the one time Jack and I stole one of the Target balls in broad fucking daylight. Wait. Forget I said that. I’m a good wholesome Christian child and have never stolen anything, anything I may or may not have told you was a blatant lie.)

Plot twist, they fucking hired me.

(Jack got a real kick out of that, believe me.)

And, as part of my intern training, I had to do only the most memey job on the whole internet:

Watch people through their phone cameras.

Yes! We actually exist! This is not just some dumb meme that the internet made up! And I would know, because the idiot I’m assigned to watch doesn’t sleep so therefore I don't sleep and I have the dark undereye circles to prove it!

God, I want a fucking nap.

But no, instead I’m watching an idiot look up fucking lazytown quotes at two in the fucking morning.

*muffled shouting* Oh, and he’s hot. Thanks for reminding me, Jack. Not like that's WHY IM WRITING THIS YOU ASSHOLE!

*deep breath* Okay, anyway. Back to the story.

Why am I doing this?

Right. Cause I hate myself, that’s why.

Anyway. The kid that I have to watch through his phone camera. His name is Race. And no, before you ask, I do not know why he goes by Race. It’s not my business. I only watch his every move on the Internet, I don't know his whole life story! What kind of organization do you think the FBI is, huh?

Just kidding, we definitely know your whole life story and its definitely recorded in three different places, one of which is a vault hidden under Argentina. But you didn't hear that from me.

*more muffled shouting*

Jack is telling me that I’m “beating around the bush too much and need to get to the point.” Fine. I know that’s what you came here for anyway.

In short, it was a stormy night and the power had gone out, but I, a dedicated FBI intern who did not want to lose my only source of income, was using my rapidly dying iPhone to watch my assigned civilian through his phone camera. That night, the man had looked especially enchanting, the light from his phone illuminating his luscious blonde curls and accentuating his deep blue eyes, making it seem as though I could drown in their-

Okay this just sounds like shitty Wattpad fanfic. Is tHAT WHAT YOU WANTED JACK?! Also I don't know what Wattpad fanfic is like because I’ve personally read any. I spy on people through their phone cameras alright, I’ve seen a whole lot of weird shit.

Essentially, what happened was I caught some feelings. And, my supervisor figured this out by reading my weekly reports and told me essentially to “tell him you like him so you can go on a date and I can reassign you so that I don't have to keep reading these lovey dovey reports because they make my brain turn to mush.”

Thanks for that Katherine. Love you too.

And now, here I am, having this fan tas tic  monologue while trying to figure out how to compose a text message.

(Before you ask how I have Race’s phone number, I work for the FBI. There’s a lot of information I have that any normal citizen would want. Like what is actually kept in Area 51 (baby iPhones), if mothman is real (he is and secretly is the president of the United States), and if Canada is real (its not). But you shouldn’t trust any of this information because I work for the FBI and I could be lying to you.)

Here’s what I have so far:

Hi Race. My name is Albert and you might not believe this but I am actually the FBI agent in your phone...yes, we exist. I’ve spent the last 5 months watching you and I think you're kinda cool and pretty cute and was wondering if you would like to meet up some time. (Also stop looking up lazy town quotes at 2 am, I now have the whole show memorized because of you.)

Overall, it’s not bad, but there’s some things that I think could be improved and- wait, Jack, nO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP GIVE THAT BACK I’M NOT FINISHED!!

*10 minutes later*

He sent it. Jack sent my fucking message before it was fuking finished and now Race isn’t going to fucking respond and I’m going to be alone forever and Katherine is going to reassign me and I’m never going to see Race’s angelic face ever again and-

Oh.

He responded?

What the hell?

Honestly, I guess I should have seen that coming. Race has no common sense.

What? I’m allowed to say that! I spend my days looking at what he googles, alright!

Anyway, I’m sure you're dying to know what he said, so here it is:

Hi Albert! You better not be trolling me because this has been the biggest and I oop moment I’ve ever had. Please tell me that you haven’t exposed my two am lazy town search sessions to the public. No one is supposed to know about that. And yes, I would love to meet up with you. Mostly to apologize for my google search history and for the memes (hehe) but also because anyone who can spy on me for 5 months without going to therapy than maybe you can actually put up with my craziness! Xx Race.

Huh.

Maybe this job isn’t so bad after all...

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[retrobr]

Lazytown Shenanigans Pt. 9

Oh no she's back...

Well... It's been a while, I should say. I haven't been making any Lazytown Shenanigans posts mostly because I haven't watched the show at all all this time, but now I'm kinda at it again (I don't know for how long tho, but still)

I've watched three episodes in these three days, but I would like to describe my impressions of only one of them: the "Purple Panther" one. I don't really feel like rambling about all of them, plus my current mental condition just doesn't allow me, so I hope you buddies understand me 😭

But the "Purple Panther" episode made a really good impression on me, so I can't help but talk about it at least a little bit. Ok well not a little bit, this post is going to be very long (and pretty emotional in some parts), so bear with me I guess :/

Ok well,

"Purple Panther."

The very first thing I'd like to point out is that for some reason it was in this episode that I first noticed the view of the town from above:

Compared to how empty the landscape seemed, for example, in the "Rockin' Robbie" episode, the surroundings here look pretty fascinating; I mean we can see a lot of things here, from numerous reservoirs to Robbie's lair. I legit want to live here

The next thing that kinda amused me, though it rather touched me, was that Sport rejoices in every little thing happening around. The sun came out from behind the clouds — he is happy and laughing. A rainbow appeared in the sky — he is happy and laughing. Be like him guys and enjoy every little thing in your life 🕺

The scene in which Ziggy visited Stingy also amused me a little bit; mostly because of their interaction and damn, the way Stingy said "gold" just sent me to another dimension (though I think it happened later after their meeting, but whatever I don't remember already). What was that "GUULD" buddy like 😭

Also this painting on his wall seemed kinda creepy to me (not creepier than Ziggy's face on this frame but whatever 💀):

Who's that odd man? Why is his image hanging on Stingy's wall? Could it be that this is an image of his father? Because as far as I remember his father is rich, and there are bags of money around the man in the painting. I'm overthinking things too much again

I was a little confused by the lack of a museum in the town to be honest. Like this little bunch of kids had to arrange everything themselves, and yet they didn't have a museum all this time before this event. What was Milford thinking? As mayor he had to make sure that there was something remarkable in the city bruh. He was too busy simping for Bessie apparently

Since I mentioned Bessie, I remembered one minor scene that kinda... surprised me at first?? When she brought her very first telephone and started dialing a phone number on it she started with 555, and I honestly thought that she's going to call Robbie because his phone number starts with 555 😭

Holy smokes I didn't really want to inject any negativity into this post (because I have enough of it in real life atm), but Stingy stunned me a little in a bad way: the bro climbed the stairs to pick up the town clock, of course for personal reasons, fucked up with his "mission," then he was saved by Sport and after all this sloppiness HE ASKED HIM TO GIVE HIM THE CRYSTAL? THE BRO GOT TOO IMPUDENT LIKE WHAT THE HECK-

But that's not all; why in the world did Sport actually give him the crystal.. My boy, this beeping thing on your chest is warning you of people in danger, and that goofster has already had a bad experience with your crystal and like... life doesn't teach you anything huh? I can't blame him because he's sweetly silly and naive, but considering that the person he entrusted his crystal to is Stingy, I don't quite understand why he did it so easily. Even if that was for the sake of the museum.

A couple of words about ROBBIE MY GOOFSTER I haven't rambled about him for so long.. The bro was watching sports elves as usual, even when all the interesting actions were over, but yeah, we cannot blame him for that ok? I like how he sees an opportunity to dedicate his day to Sport and kids in every event that happens outside. The true simp acquires his regalia for a reason /j

Now let's talk about the actions in the museum. I quite liked the paintings and exhibitions there, although some of them looked kind of creepy, like this one:

I don't have anything to say about it bye 💀

But I have something to say about good-looking things. I think glasses suit Milford:

I mean if they had left the glasses as his permanent accessory, he would've looked a lot more mayorish (this isn't even a word but WHO CARES, you know what I mean) than he was originally. And Bessie looks like my grandmother when she was younger, and it makes me feel a certain type of joy 🥹

Not far away from the topic of the mayor, I did not fucking expect that that bronze statue of Milford was not a statue at all but GODDAMN ROBBIE IN DISGUISE. I always thought like haha, stupid Lazytown citizens, they're so easy to fool just by dressing up as another person, but this time this goofster was able to trick even me that's it 😭

From that moment on I completely forgot to take any screenshots because what happened next legit short-circuited my brain

That scene. That scene. In which Robbie tries to steal the crystal. My brothers and sisters in Christ, my vocabulary is not enough to describe my delight when I watched all these manipulations. I feel like I'm about to blow up because WHAT HAHNDNEJEJEKWKWK HOLY SMOKES THAT WAS SOMETHHIIIIIING IT SCRATCHED MY BRAIN IN THE RIGHT PLACE

I DIDN'T FUCKING KNOW THAT HE COULD MOVE LIKE THAT. BRO IS SUPER LAZY BUT HE MOVES LIKE A SNAKE HEHEHHEHEHEHH I'M SO GIDDY SORRY I'M AN INADEQUATE PERSON

But that's not all oh noooo no no. First of all, he ohoohho kissed the crystal when he finally got it. The crystal, which is a part of Sport. No I'm not overthinking things again, you're just imagining it. /j /silly

Second of all, his second disguise was so silly at first, but when he began to talk it sent me to another dimension AGAIN. French accent. Wow huh I- ummm.. it made me feel a certain way — giddy again I suppose, because I was smiling like an idiot every time he said something. I just genuinely love it when he imitates all sorts of accents, like French, Scottish, or Russian (when he says "brilliant" with that rolling "r" my brain starts buzzing heehee 🥰)

I'm pretty sure this is one of my absolutely favorite disguises of his from now, his silly moustache just won my heart ngl

Damn I really sound like I'm a crazy goof but whatever. It's not like someone reads it till the end so I can probably say whatever I want lmaoo

Ok I really need to get a more constructive kind of narrative again, I really probably sound like a freak. I was somehow surprised that Robbie started jumping rope on his own will, justifying it by saying that he thinks better that way. Hmmm ok ok mister, we, of course, will believe it. I just really didn't understand why he started doing it, except that he probably needed to ruin the exhibits in some way lol

Without going far away from the topic of my favorite sillies, it was somehow hard for me to watch how difficult it was for Sport to grab an apple. My boy struggled so intensely that he even gave up a couple of times... Don't get me wrong, I really like Robbie and his goofiness, but all those mean things that he does to Sport make me feel kinda sick sometimes. Poor Sport doesn't deserve any of this shit; the boy's too sweet too kind too nice to be tortured :(

I'll probably omit all the other details about the chase scene because this post is already too long, but I want to point out one thing from the final scene.

Sport forgave Stingy and said that 'it's alright to make mistakes as long as you learn from them,' and it clearly was directed towards Stingy, but dear... It was, uh, your own fault to give the crystal to Stingy in the first place because such a situation already happened in the past, and you very obviously haven't learned a lesson from it. Stingy has some blame on him, of course, but Sport is an adult man and he should've realized that if he gave away his crystal it wouldn't end well. So he was the one who made a mistake imo..

Well, that's kinda it. This post came out long and in some parts inadequate again, as usual, so I doubt that someone will read it till the end. But if someone did, thank you heehee :33

Have a good day y'all. The shit in my life has been going kinda crazy lately, so I hope every one of you is happy and safe 💜

[bloodyfeverdreams]

Whumptober Prompt #30- Recovery

........................... This is a bit embarrassing.  So I wrote today, but because I’m super fucking weird I ended up writing for a fandom I’ve never written before and I’m not saying it’s a bad story but it was suuuuuuuuper embarrassing to write.  It’s not a bad story, I think I did okay, but honestly, if I didn’t need to I probably wouldn’t post it.  So, everyone do me a favor? Skip this one.  If you insist on feeding my everlasting blush for today, here’s some... lazytown

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Waking up from a sugar meltdown was not how he expected this day to go.  Coming out of them always made him frightened and sluggish.  He hated not being in control of his own body, unable to control what happened to him while he was unconscious.  He could feel someone holding his hand, trying to force what tasted like an apple into his mouth.  He bit down, and a small bit of energy immediately flowed through his body.

“That’s it, Sportasweet, you can do it.”  A comforting voice soothed some of his anxiety away.  He knew that voice.

His eyelashes fluttered, trying to get the world back into focus.  He took another bite of the apple.  More energy flowed through him, attacking the sugar poisoning his system.

Robbie eventually came back into focus, wearing a worried expression.

“What happened?”  Sportacus tried to ask around the apple.

Robbie smiled in relief.  “You scared me, that’s what happened.”

Sportacus frowned, and tried to sit up.  Robbie helped him to the orange fuzzy chair.

“Why was there a sugar apple in the kitchen?”  Sportacus asked, his voice on edge.

Robbie flinched.  He knew how Sportacus felt about meltdowns, he’d told the Fae when they first got together, and Sportacus was too tired to filter his emotions.

“We wanted to surprise you.”  Robbie saud, not meeting his eye.

“We?”  Sportacus snapped, using what little strength he had to scoot away from Robbie.

“The children and I!”  Robbie said, putting his hands up.  “For your birthday.”

Sportacus stopped.  “My birthday isn’t for another month.”

“We know.”  Robbie sighed.  “But Pinkie came up with an idea that the whole town ended up getting involved in.  Even Sticky Fingers parents!  She’s been working on a script for a play, a play about you and how much we love you.  Pinkie is going to be you, and I am of course playing myself, so I thought it should be accurate.  I made her a sugar apple that tastes like caramel, I’m pretty sure that’s her favorite.  That way she could enjoy a pretend sugar meltdown, I know you can’t but I thought I might try for her.”

The anger flooded out of Sportacus’s system and left fondness with a smudge of guilt.  Robbie has long abandoned the sentiment of sending him away forever, mostly only keeping his schemes up for fun.  He should’ve trusted the man he said he loved.

“Oh Robbie.”

Robbie grimaced.  “I’m sorry Sportacus.  I thought I was home alone today.  I should’ve been more careful about leaving out convincing sugar apples when apples never last longer than three seconds around you.”

“It was an honest mistake.”  Sportacus said.  “No need to be upset about it.”

Robbie managed a small but genuine smile.  “Damn flippity elf.  Always so self-sacrificing.”

Sportacus smiled right back.  “Silly Fae.  Always so willing to blame himself for everything.”

Robbie snickered.

“Come on, you flippy-floppy menace, let’s get you some bleh sportscandy.”

Robbie handed Sportacus the rest of the apple, which Sportacus devoured quickly.  But the signature flood of energy didn’t come.  That was strange.

Robbie returned with another apple.  “Sportacus?”

“What was in that apple?”  Sportacus asked hesitantly.

“Um, sugar, obviously,” Robbie frowned, noticing that Sportacus was not jumping up as he always did after a sugar apple “caramel, chocolate to soften it up so she can bite it, marshmallow syrup to hold it all together, and assorted taffy to make it the correct color.  Why?”

Sportacus took the apple from Robbie’s outstretched hand, and devoured that one quickly too.  He felt a little better but still, it wasn’t enough.

“Sportacus, why aren’t you flipping around my lair like you usually do?”  Robbie asked, fear seeping into his voice.

“I’m not sure.”  Sportacus murmured.

“What did you do today?”  Robbie asked.  “I know you and Pinkie were going to train today, for her Eleven stuff.  I know you ate breakfast with me.  What did you have for lunch?”

Sportacus opened his mouth, blushed and closed it.

“Sportaidiot.”  Robbie grumbled.  “You skipped lunch?  The one who’s always ranting and raving about three square meals a day missed lunch?”

Sportacus blushed harder.  “I might have gotten a little too involved with Stephanie’s training today.  Time just flew by, she’s progressed so far.  And then I sent her home to eat, thinking I would just do the same here and then I saw that apple and thought it would be a good way to replenish my energy before cooking.”

Robbie sighed.  “Stupid elf.  Stupid me for leaving it out.”

“We’re both fools.”  Sportacus said.  “I should’ve felt a difference in the weight of an apple, I should know what your sugar apples feel like.  Honestly the fact that I didn’t notice sooner doesn’t reflect well on me as a Hero.”

“Let me get you to my chair, you second-rate Hero.”  Robbie’s voice was teasing but his hands were gentle.  He knew Robbie had problems with the Heroes and how the whole operation worked but Sportacus didn’t mind much.  Robbie didn’t want him to stop being himself and that was all that mattered.

Robbie, more than likely using a bit of magic, lifted the elf into his arms and carried him over to the big, orange, fuzzy chair Robbie adored.  Robbie set him down gently and easily removed Sportacus’s hat, letting his ears relax.  He always kept them so tight when around the children, knowing they weren’t ready for the truth of their worlds.  Even the half-elf Stephanie didn’t know her true parentage. Illusions, spells, elves, fairies, and the world of magic stayed away from humans for a reason.  It felt good to finally relax.

“You coming down with something?”  Robbie murmured, feeling Sportacus’s forehead.  “That may explain why you didn’t eat lunch, I know you don’t eat much when you’re sick.”

“I don’t think so.”  Sportacus replied.  “I think I just need some rest.”

“All right, but you should still take eat some lavender plants to give you a boost.”  Robbie walked back to the kitchen, gesturing to the small garden that now resided above the lair.  Sportacus grew all sorts of flowers there, both to help in his magic and be beautiful, and he grew a lot of lavender because of its coloring and usage in healing spells.

“After a nap, I will.”  Sportacus agreed.

Robbie returned with a damp washcloth and set it on Sportacus’s forehead.

“There, now you’re totally immobilized.”  Robbie smirked, the routine of taking care of each other and the game they still played blending together perfectly.  “You can’t escape me.”

“Oh no, whatever shall I do?”  Sportacus yawned.  The sugar was definitely catching up to him.  “Looks like I’ll have to wait here with my boyfriend until I can be rescued.”

“I have work to do, ya know?”  Robbie chuckled.

“I’m afraid I don’t care too much right now.”  Sportacus said, reaching for Robbie’s hand with his own.

Robbie allowed himself to be dragged onto the fuzzy chair and snuggled up to Sportacus, spooning him with ease.

“The things I do for you, you crazy elf.”  Robbie muttered into his ear.

Sportacus simply snuggled into Robbie further.  Sleep was not far off for either of them.

[calocera]

What even goes on in that fandom? Do people ship sportacus and Robbie ? Ggjgj

well idk whats going on currently but…yes

honeslty i feel like dumping so heres a little dive into how fucking incredibly weird/ deep the 2015-2017 lazytown fandom it was:

first off, yes sportacus/robbie was the big ship, there was so much content it honestly is fucking wild (just checked ao3, there are currently 1109 sportacus/robbie fanfictions) there were other ships (ithro/glanni, stephanie/trixie, etc) that were pretty popular but yeah it was mostly them. (there were plenty of crackships though, and i created uh…quite a few…)

secondly, lazytown has legitimate deep lore and that opened the fandom up for SO MUCH fanon it was almost impossible to keep up to date on.  first off sportacus being an elf and his (scrapped) backstory of being a child slave in a coal mine, secondly robbies weird unexplained powers and mannerisms which made people think he might be a faerie of some sort since its established through an episode with a troll that seelie and unseelie courts are like…a thing in lazytown???

this brings me to the fact that lazytwon is based off of the 7 deadly sins, specifically sloth (ie “lazy”town) and there are other towns based off of the other sins (the only one we ever get reference to is mayhem town) and THAT brings us into THE PLAYS

so basically lazytown is based off of 2 musical plays which are based off of a book (ALL created by the dude who plays sportacus btw) and in the original sportacus is just straight up a feral shitty elf man who forces kids to eat raw fish and shit, then later he gets better (by the second play) and HERES WHERE GLANNI COMES IN OH BOY so glanni is essentially robbie ver1, hes like robbie but WAY more over the top he wears a fuckin catsuit and heels and shit and a pink pimp suit and has child slaves, they tuned him down for the show bc its more kid oriented but in the play hes just…a lot… and the fandom ate that shit up ofc, and i was one of the first people who discovered the plays and started doing fanart and headcanons and shit about him and i kinda…accidentally created his whole fanon persona….

anyways thats like…the BASIC rundown, theres literally SO mush shit that went down and lore and discourse its absolutely wild and ill never forget it

[kushamisaru]

all the class 1-a boys for the "send me a character and i’ll list" one ;B

I fear you are going to be very disappointed with this list since I don’t have super strong feelings on a lot of these boys but I will do my best! I’ll be going by seating chart order:

Aoyama:

favorite thing about them- Being an extra person myself, I appreciate a character who also very extra. I’ll admit I found him kind of annoying at first but on this second rewatch he’s grown on me.

least favorite thing about them- I don’t have anything I dislike about him. I guess I think he could have a better quirk?

favorite line- “You like him, don’t you?”

brOTP- Uh idk? Who does he really hang out with?

OTP- himself

nOTP- Any of the adults I guess? (this goes for all of these kids but I’m gonna say it here and only here)

random headcanon- He practices smooth heroic one liners and poses in the mirror. Sometimes he accidently activates his quirk too and temporarily blinds himself.

unpopular opinion- If people overall tend to like him, I guess my unpopular opinion would be that I didn’t originally?

song i associate with them- Diamonds by Rhianna (but only the chorus. It’s on repeat in his head all the time)

Iida

favorite thing about them- He’s got a good heart and he tries his best!

least favorite thing about them- Nothing now, but in the past he was quick to act based on his emotions :/ Glad he seems to have learned from that.

favorite line

brOTP- Him and his brother, him and Midoriya, him and Uraraka

OTP- Idk if it has a ship name (rarepair is hell) but IidaxMomo

nOTP- Iida and his brother, I guess?

random headcanon- Is the kid that complains that they’re totally gonna fail (insert test here) and passes with an A+ every. single. time.

unpopular opinion- Probably my otp for him. They just have a lot in common and I think they’d be cute together!

song i associate with them -  The distance by Cake

Ojiro

favorite thing about them- He’s a very honourable guy, he works hard and doesn’t take what he thinks he doesn’t deserve. ALSO APPARENTLY HIS TAIL WAGS WHEN HE’S HAPPY OR EXCITED WHICH IS SUPER CUTE

least favorite thing about them- The fact that I had to look this character up to get a summary of his personality because I wouldn’t know shit about him besides his looks otherwise

favorite line- … I got nothing…

brOTP-  just on looks and personality alone probably Rikido?

OTP- I mean, I’ve seen art of him and Toru that’s pretty cute but I feel like people started shipping them when she stripped in front of him or w/e and she was like “Don’t look at me!” which is :///// I just think their personalities would be interesting together, him being a humble guy and her wanting to stand in the spotlight

nOTP- I don’t know this character well enough to have an opinion on this.

random headcanon- see above

unpopular opinion- do people have strong opinions on this character? I would need to know what they think

song i associate with them - talespin theme song

Denki

favorite thing about them- The fact that he’s the best boy

least favorite thing about them- He can be kind of gross and he hangs out a lot with the worst boy :/ but at least he’s like. A normal teenage boy amount of gross instead of that being his only character trait.

favorite line- that noise he makes when he short circuts

brOTP- Anybody really.

OTP- Don’t have anyone I super hard ship him with? I guess him and Jirou is a little cute but I don’t really ship it.

nOTP- none

random headcanon- Pichu main

unpopular opinion- I have one but it’s about events the toonami crew hasn’t reached yet so I can’t discuss it

song i associate with them- Electric Boogie by Marcia Griffiths

Kirishima

favorite thing about them- He’s so friendly! He literally wants to make friends with everyone!

least favorite thing about them- I guess a fandom interpretation? I don’t dislike anything about him as a character

favorite line-

brOTP- Him and everyone in the class (This time reluctantly including M*neta because unfortunately Kirishima is just that magnetic)

OTP- Kiribaku, I suppose. I also think KiriMina is cute but that’s at least partially because those are my boyfriend and my favorite students respectively.

nOTP- none

random headcanon- Would probably be a skater kid if this was a 90′s cartoon

unpopular opinion- I feel like Kirishima is a lot more layered than your average fandom headcanon gives him credit for. Like yeah, my favorite thing about him is that he’s a sweetheart, but he’s not JUST a sweetheart. He’s a rough and tumble kind of guy. He’s insecure, but working on becoming more confident. He’s a stand up guy, but not totally above mischief. He’s just a really interesting character and oh my god is he becoming my new fave boy? What the fuck is happening?

song i associate with them- Gotta Fly Now (theme from Rocky)

Koji

favorite thing about them- A SWEETHEART! GENTLE GIANT!

least favorite thing about them- This is gonna sound so mean but… his face…

favorite line- I don’t remember the exact words but when he conquered his fear of the bugs to pass that exam… that was good.

brOTP- I guess Jirou?

OTP- None

nOTP- None

random headcanon- Dinosaurs are his favorite

unpopular opinion- What are the general opinions on this guy in the first place? Idk.

song i associate with them- You know that scene in Shrek where Fiona sings that duet with that bird and the bird explodes. That. Not the actual song, just that rendition of it, in that scene.

Sato

favorite thing about them- idk why but his quirk strikes me as funny

least favorite thing about them- not a fan of his costume. it’s not the worst costume though… I guess

favorite line- just him explaining his quirk

brOTP- nobody right now but I feel like if someone came along with an eating related quirk, or was just a big eater, they’d get along well

OTP- see above

nOTP- none

random headcanon- so canonically he’s a good baker, especially with deserts, but I bet he sucks at cooking.

unpopular opinion- don’t really have one

song i associate with them- cooking by the book (from lazytown)

Shoji

send me a character and i’ll list:

favorite thing about them- TOL

least favorite thing about them- I’m not a fan of his whole design. It makes me… uncomfortable.

favorite line- not sure

brOTP- I guess just based on personality, Tokoyami? Not sure how much they interact though

OTP- none

nOTP- none

random headcanon- would never lose his earpods but would also never own them

unpopular opinion- idk

song i associate with them- handyman by awolnation

Sero

favorite thing about them- If I’m being perfectly honest, the only reason I like this character as much as I do is because of a mob psycho crossover fic where he and Mob effectively replace M*neta (Mob literally by like taking his spot at UA, and Sero through their similarish quirks). Don’t know much about his canon character traits but if he’s anything like in that story he’s cool by me

least favorite thing about them- that he could replace the bad one mentioned above but does not.

favorite line- none

brOTP- none

OTP- none

nOTP- none

random headcanon- will try to tape anything he can together and call it fixed.

unpopular opinion- I don’t know a lot about how this character is viewed so I couldn’t say

song i associate with them- Tape Song by The Kills

Tokoyami

favorite thing about them- he’s just REALLY funny like he tries to be dark and mysterious but he’s just… not. it’s great.

least favorite thing about them- not something I hate or even dislike so much as something I’m dying to know: what’s up with the head? apparently that’s not part of his quirk so??? what’s going on there???

favorite line- most things that come out of his mouth are gold

brOTP- Tsuyu

OTP- Also Tsuyu! I like them a lot as bffs and bf/gf!

nOTP- none that I can think of.

random headcanon- Meta Knight main

unpopular opinion- I don’t think I have one? I think most people like this character and agree with what I said so…

song i associate with them- Linkin Park’s entire discography.

Todoroki

favorite thing about them- I guess you could say he’s… a pretty cool guy ;^)

least favorite thing about them- HIS HERO NAME IS SO DUMB. SO DUMB. I GET MAD EVERYTIME I THINK ABOUT IT. WHY IS BAKUGOU’S DUMB NICKNAME FOR HIM SO MUCH BETTER. I’M MAD.

favorite line- Not a line, but I liked when he finally used his fire power, reclaiming it from his asshole dad.

brOTP- Him and Momo I guess. Also him and Midoriya.

OTP- If I MUST choose, I guess Tododeku.

nOTP- Notp sounds so harsh but honestly? I don’t ship him with anyone. so kind of sort of everyone applies.

random headcanon- I saw a comic someone made suggesting he likes to do goofy things when only one person is watching because no one will ever believe it happened. I like that.

unpopular opinion- I don’t really like either of Todoroki’s most popular ships. I have a hard time imagining a reason outside of school Momo and Todoroki would ever hang out, and even then I can’t see anything growing there beyond friendship. As for Midoriya and Todoroki… I can see why people ship it I guess, but as someone who came into the fandom knowing that was a fairly popular ship the moment that launched it didn’t even phase me, at least not in that way. It wasn’t until my second watching that I realized that was probably what started the ship and I feel like not a whooole lot has happened between them since? At least not to my knowledge. Todoroki, in my opinion, isn’t close enough to ANYONE yet for romance to be a viable option.

song i associate with them Hot n’ Cold by Katy Perry

Bakugou

favorite thing about them- when he gets bullied

least favorite thing about them- literally told someone to kill themselves

favorite line- DEKUUUU! DID YOU JUST BLINK YOUR EYELIDS?! YOU’RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT!!

brOTP- I kind of like the concept of the Bakusquad.

OTP- KiriBaku (though I’m fine with Bakugou just being alone too)

nOTP- BkDk

random headcanon- Dark Pit Main

unpopular opinion- Bakugou is not the worst student and I don’t hate him.

song i associate with them- Boom by Black Eyed Peas

Midoriya

favorite thing about them- A sweet boy! Works his ass off all the time!

least favorite thing about them- His heart is in the right place, but he can be very reckless with his own safety.

favorite line- I’m the Deku that always does his best!

brOTP- Iida, Todoroki (ig)

OTP- IzuOcha!

nOTP- BkDk

random headcanon- Since you wanna be cute and shit this one is just for you: Someone once tricked Midoriya into thinking he ate a pot brownie and he cried for an hour (”What will mom think?! What will All Might think?!”)

unpopular opinion- I’ve seen some people say they don’t like Midoriya as a main character because like… his character is boring? Don’t agree with that. Not sure how popular that opinion is though.

song i associate with them- Zero to Hero from Hercules

Ugh… Mineta

favorite thing about them- Nothing.

least favorite thing about them- The fact that he’s still alive

favorite line- none

brOTP- none

OTP- none

nOTP- none

random headcanon- I try not think about Mineta more than absolutely necessary (meaning he’s either in front of me or being discussed) so none.

unpopular opinion- Mineta is infinitely to the infinite power times worse than Bakugou is and/or will ever be, and unlike Bakugou, does not deserve the character development he’s apparently getting. Since Horikoshi is too much of a perv and a coward to literally kill him, the next best thing would be to let him die metaphorically of irrelevance. But I know he won’t do that either.

song i associate with them- none

[poploppege-turn]

Tagged by: @majorxbennyxboy​ (thank u dude ´･ᴗ･`)

name: Jessica

nickname/s: everyone calls me jess so i’ll just go with that. also have been called jessie and poppy

height: short. short even by gay standards

nationality: american

favorite fruit: pomegranate!! seriously if i was Persephone i would be stuck in hell for 300 out of the 12 months. oranges are another honorable mention

favorite season: spring or summer! i love being warm

favorite scents: i have 2 favorite scents: vanilla and apple

favorite color/s: my favorite color is red, followed by a yellowy-green (thats my blog background)

favorite animals: god i love cats. little kitties, big kitties, small kitties fat kitties. i also have a fondness for rabbits

tea, coffee, hot cocoa: honestly? none

average hours of sleep: 7-8, if im not actively sabotaging my sleep schedule

when my blog was created: oh man i cant remember.... it must have been about a year ago

# of followers: 262!

random fact: i’ll be honest with you guys. i hate chocolate

favorite food:a tie between lasagna and spaghetti. a really good cake is also up there

favorite tv shows: im a lazytown fan first, always. i also like Turn: washington’s spies, clearly. but thats really about it honestly

favorite movie: this one is hard, because i dont watch many movies. but if held at gunpoint i would choose mozart l’opera rock probably

favorite vine: i dont watch vines, never have, never will. but i will give my favorite to the yeet vine for changing our modern world

sexuality: lesbian. god i love girls

pronouns: she/her (also dont tell anyone but i might be considering they/them. hush hush)

favorite book series: i haven’t read very many book series, but i think i’ll give this one to the gentlemans guide to vice and virtue and the ladies guide to petticoats and piracy. 

favorite video game/s:  surprise surprise i dont play video games very much either, mostly i just play online ones. i cant decide which is my favorite but im going to name elephant quest and LOOT the game for being such great games to replay

favorite subject: i dunno man. math is pretty fun

guys or girls: both, i dont care about gender, i mostly care about what the person is like. but ive found 

last time i cried:  like, a few days ago. depression be like that

hair colour: brown

what i should be doing: working on a debate project in my history class. its open in another tab though i promise i’ll do it

favorite fandoms: i dont know. i love the turn fandom and the lazytown fandom for the most part (there’ll always be those dark corners of messed up people in every fandom). i’d also like the i made america fandom IF IT EXISTED

tagging:@lucieischilling @comp-lady @onemoreiguess @cupric-solution and anyone else who wants to do it just day that i tagged you ^-^

[clockworkrotten]

{OOC PSA}

Alright. I honestly wasn’t going to be made to feel like I have to justify myself to the entire LazyTown fandom, but apparently, this whole thing with Talon has blown up out of proportion, because I’m being generally ostracised by almost the entire fandom for something that I haven’t even explained my full side of. I’d like to make it clear that I’m not making this post to slander any one person in particular, nor to tell anybody to think negatively of Talon, nor to ask for unblocks/etc, because if you’ve already pushed me away, sent me hate, or gossiped bad things about me over something you haven’t even asked me about, then I don’t want you to unblock me. Stay mad. I’m writing this for no other purpose than to get this off my chest, and to clear my name, because I’ve been penned as some toxic, abusive person, and that is not even remotely close to the ‘me’ you think I am, and I’m not going to be publicly slandered over something you’re not even fully informed about. If you still hate me after this, that’s your problem, but I’m going to, at least, explain my side, and tell you why I’ve mutually cut ties with Talon, and why I reacted the way I did during our separation. Explanation below the cut.

I’ve known Talon...probably since I first started this blog. We never really had anything bad to say about one another. In fact, we usually defended each other when the hate would roll in. When Stefan passed away, we became closer, and started talking more frequently. Eventually, Talon admitted he had a crush on me, over Twitter. It was mutual, and a few days later, we entered a relationship, together. Everything was going great. I felt comfortable with him. One thing I’d always laughed & joked about, even before entering a relationship with Talon, was that I don’t do well around kids, and that I would never want to raise one. I always made some funny (yet true) comment about preferring to raise dogs or hamsters, etc, and to that, Talon agreed. However, that changed, one day, when I mentioned in general conversation (yet again) that I just couldn’t raise a child happily. He offhandedly told me that he wanted a child (with laughing emojis, etc, etc), and of course, I was pretty shocked, because we’d always just been mutually (or so I thought) more inclined to be crazy pet people as opposed to family makers. I questioned him (I honestly thought he was joking, at first), and he just kept replying with “lol”, etc, with more laughing emojis. I continued to question him, and it didn’t really seem like it was something he was willing to discuss, or even acknowledge, until I eventually just asked him, outright, to have a conversation about it. I asked him why he hadn’t told me from the start of our relationship that he was planning to have a kid, and he kept avoiding the answer with phrases like “I don’t know”. I asked him where this left us as a couple. I got the same response. “I don’t know”. I got the general feeling he wasn’t even really thinking about it or taking it seriously, but I thought that, maybe, it was just the way he talked, since he’d never been one for long, detailed replies. I went to bed, and the next day, he apologised to me for not telling me from the start that he wanted a kid (he said he didn’t know how to tell me without damaging the chances of our relationship), which I accepted. He also told me that he’d changed his mind, that he no longer wanted a child after listening to me re-explain the reasons why I didn’t want one (my mental illnesses, too much responsibility, money, etc, etc), and since relating to it/realising he was in the same situation, that he probably couldn’t handle a child, either. He had, in his words, told me that he had “no intentions of letting me go”, and for once, seemed to give a genuine, thought-out answer. I thought it was unusual that he could suddenly change his mind about such a big life decision like having a baby, so I made him promise that he wasn’t just masking his desire for a child for my sake, and that he genuinely had realised parenting was a bad idea for him personally, to which he promised. Something just seemed a little bit off and immature about the whole situation (him not being honest with me about what he wanted, him being suddenly able to change life plans he’d told me he’d had since he was a child), but I gave him the benefit of the doubt. I felt like the ordeal did bring us closer, in the end, because we established a ‘openness and honesty’ kind of rule. I moved on from that situation. We continued on as normal for a little while, and I was starting to develop deeper feelings for Talon, which I expressed. We never said the ‘L’ word because I don’t think either of us were quite there, but I was definitely catching deeper feelings for him, which he told me he was also feeling. We were getting pretty close. A day later, completely out of the blue, I woke up to see I’d received a message (hours before) that started a conversation before we’d even greeted one another. It simply said something along the lines of ‘hey, I think I jumped the gun a bit, I’m not emotionally stable enough to be in a relationship, I understand if you don’t want to be friends after this” (emoji heart). I was taken aback. He’d literally never, ever implied that to me, before that moment. He’d always expressed how great we were together. Can you see why I was hurt? I felt betrayed & like I had been taken for some kind of idiot. Previous to our relationship, Talon had always publicly expressed (mostly over Facebook) that he was lonely & wanted a relationship really badly. That is why I felt like I’d been used. Given how things turned out, I genuinely feel like he probably didn’t even want ‘me’, at all, and that he probably just wanted somebody to like him romantically. That was the only explanation I could rationally come to for him to have lied to me about wanting a child (if he was serious about the relationship, he would have been upfront), and for him to just randomly exit the relationship after we’d literally been expressing the previous days how so mutually happy we were that we’d found one another. I don’t think he ever had a crush on ‘me’. I think he was happy to be validated by someone entering in to a relationship with him. I felt like my emotions had been played with, because the break up was honestly just so spontaneous and out of character for how we’d previously been together just days before it. He probably realised he wasn’t attracted to me, and that he was actually just attracted to the idea of me. Maybe, that’s not true. I don’t know, but that’s my thoughts on it. I would have accepted that he’d realised he just didn’t like me romantically, had he not told me just days before that he was feeling a deep connection with me. I felt like I’d been treated like somebody’s fling. I had already felt like he wasn’t taking the baby situation seriously (but had moved on from it), but the spontaneity of the breakup honestly just proved to me that he wasn’t taking any aspect of the relationship seriously, at all. I’d sent Christmas gifts abroad to him, and given that he hadn’t even received them at the point of our breakup, and given that I was understandably hurt by the sudden abandonment (which didn’t seem to come from a particularly sorry place, nor carried out in a mature manner), I told him to give the gifts to his next fling. I didn’t expect a reply from him, but I didn’t expect him to react the way he did, either. I had a reason to be upset. He made me feel like he was genuinely getting attached to me, only to just up & leave for a reason that seemed to come completely out of nowhere. If he had genuinely felt like the pressure of a relationship was too much for him, then why had be been telling me how happy he was in ours? The way he sent me the breakup message felt too casual. I really don’t feel like I’d been taken seriously, at all. He blocked me almost immediately after I replied to his message. Of course, I was going to feel like he’d just taken me for a ride. That being said, I expressed to my close friends, explicitly, that I did not mind if they remained in contact with Talon, and that I just personally didn’t want to contact him, any more, because I felt like my emotions had been toyed with. I still continued to indirectly defend him when he received anon hate (people would reblog it on my dash), saying that he was always a good friend to people & a decent roleplayer, and that people really shouldn’t be sending anon hate to him, because I knew that he wasn’t any of the things he was being accused of being (useless, hated, etc), etc, etc, and that I just felt like he had treated me, in our personal situation, unfairly. I’ve been linked to posts on Talon’s blog where he’s made passive aggressive posts, clearly directed at me, like “who the FUCK needs relationships, seriously, what a waste of time”, and also “Lies have been spread about me”, etc, as though I was the one who did HIM wrong, and as though I’d been telling people things about him that weren’t true, which I haven’t; ask anyone if I’ve told them anything about him that I haven’t typed out in this post. I’m no longer defending him after being made aware of those posts. He’s clearly got some kind of grudge against me for reacting negatively to being randomly thrown away, even though he told me in the breakup message, “I understand if you don’t want to be friends any more” or whatever the line was. Clearly, he doesn’t understand the weight of how he made things, and I don’t know what he’s been saying about me for people to directly address the situation & call me toxic/abusive, or if it’s even Talon, himself, sending those anons (it may not be, he may be completely innocent), but I’m still receiving hate, and I’m still having people who were supposed to be my friends and RP partners BLOCK me over my personal decision to not be buddy-buddy with Talon, and I’m just not here to be publicly slandered over any of this absolute fucking mess. So, there. That’s what happened, this is my candid opinion on the matter, and it’s all out there, now. I’ve said my piece. Think what you will of me. My conscience is clear.